People on the internet: Return to Monke, things were simpler and easier back then The Monke:

@forteusvaldez4647

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, what's simpler: staging a million-man war with tons of resources on land, sea and air on all fronts of the world OR kill lonely monke as group when lonely monke is eating?

@thanasis-_-

3 жыл бұрын

@@forteusvaldez4647 it's the same thought process

@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more into evolving to crab

@pole8740

3 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 doesnt everthing evolves into crabs anyway

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

@@thanasis-_- it's a requirement killing is a necessary part of nature

This is how aliens study us. "To our shock, the humans have actually learned to engage in diplomacy and politics."

@dandy-dani

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao no they haven't

@Billswiftgti

3 жыл бұрын

Where are all these dumb aliens

@AageKush

3 жыл бұрын

@@Billswiftgti I know you guys are being edgy, but it's still diplomacy and politics even when it's primitive and ineffective.

@dandy-dani

3 жыл бұрын

@@AageKush all I can think about is all the ridiculous rages and arguments and those trying to sound all smart when they really aren't, you feel? Besides it was in a jesting way such as your comment

@ammonn9930

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but its in the alpha phase

guy you can't just edit a load of spears into chimpanzees hands in the thumbnail and not give me chimpanzees holding spears in the video. this is outrageous.

@the_fist_inyou4785

3 жыл бұрын

Watch planets of the apes your needs will be satisfied…

@stoneageart9965

3 жыл бұрын

Look again they had long sticks{ which by definition are spears }well the killed the big chimp....before they ate it

@bradyching3213

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good idea though

@dannysmith9537

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure there's already been a doco about this - Planet of the Apes I believe it was called

@mrgears3045

2 жыл бұрын

This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you show the chimps holding spears in thumbnail, but don’t in the video itself?

One thing that makes the war so much more brutal that I have yet to hear anyone mention, is the fact that they grew up with, were friends with, were related to, etc the very chimps they were killing. They also used the information of their former friends habits, to locate, and eradicate them. That puts this at a totally different level of maliciousness.

@alejandrogonzalez8150

2 жыл бұрын

When you perceive someone as a threat to you, you have the capability to instantly become antipathetic to them, their pain, their suffering. A less dramatic example would be exes after a break-up. A more dramatic example will be your neighbors who voted for the other guy in the upcoming Civil War 2.0. Good night.

@thepancakemann

2 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrogonzalez8150 based comment, good night.

@justsaying3594

2 жыл бұрын

So what you are saying is the group was say pre-Obama America. When many couldn't stand what had become of their society they chose to go somewhere else. Then the libs led by the squad hunted them down and killed them all.

@jangowan5742

2 жыл бұрын

Monkeys can be trained to use Machettes,lol..it has been tried in Uganda,and I believe ,no one can wield a Machett like chimps,lol

@Harsh-tf9he

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsaying3594 i have never heard this conspiracy theory say more

I once met a chimpanzee at a VFW who claimed he fought in this war. Looked up his record just to find out he didn't even serve in Tanzania during the 70s. Called him out on stolen valor.

@starrider6590

3 жыл бұрын

11/10, will steal this joke

@MDVBIGDADDYQ007

3 жыл бұрын

Hell,I thought tanZANIa was only one click from waKUNDa,I feel such a fool

@ElearningDigest

3 жыл бұрын

So many homeless chimp veterans go ignored by the government. Most of us just walk by them on the streets, not recognizing their sacrifices.

@adude8424

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElearningDigest Don't give any money to homeless chimp veteran. They just gonna spend it on bananas.

@TheJoshuapierce

3 жыл бұрын

fucking zing lol

Koba: "Ape not kill Ape?" Caesar: "You. Not. Ape."

@lolasdm6959

3 жыл бұрын

Caesar: "Kobe delenda est"

@bugz642

3 жыл бұрын

Its " you are not ape"

@prodigy-kt8pf

3 жыл бұрын

@@bugz642 it's actually "you are not ape" lmfao 🤣

@bugz642

3 жыл бұрын

@@prodigy-kt8pfbruh thats what i said

@prodigy-kt8pf

3 жыл бұрын

@@bugz642 didnt mean to send that to you lol was suppose to be the other person.

War goes back to the beginning. Even *ants* have wars, take captives, and eat their enemies.

@briarboy11

3 жыл бұрын

Metaphor is tricky.

@brick4522

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and ant wars are in bigger scale than we think

@gregorycosteas3539

3 жыл бұрын

@@brick4522 honestly this just made me think about tetramorium ants which are the best known example (in the US) that engage in wars between colonies. I still hold that they're dumber than a pile of bricks compared to other species since they're the only species I've ever kept that's drowned themselves if I put in a bigger drop of honey, but I always attributed these battles to them being stupid and settling too close to one another, but upon thinking further it could be almost a collective process through the whole species (there isn't much if any individualism in an ant colony with the exception of the queen or queens) where they'll intentionally occupy territory that's only shareable at a smaller size giving both colonies an equal opportunity to grow and then selecting out the one which didn't capitalize on the resources as well.

@chimpanzee5016

3 жыл бұрын

Ants pretty much have wars all the time, they want more territory so they take over other ants bases only for humans to step on there base and ruin it😂😂

@briarboy11

3 жыл бұрын

War is a metaphor here. Your level of education will determine how you respond.

Ants wage war all the time, there are even literal slaver ants that go out and take the larvae of another ants hive and raise them to do the menial labor of THEIR hive. cruelty isn't exclusively human, we're just the best at thinking about it after the fact.

@oldmossystone

2 жыл бұрын

Not by the definition used here they don't. There is no premeditation or planning from ants, no strategizing. For ants conflict is something that happens to them and they react to it instinctively. Chimps do it much more like humans do, with mindfulness, and awareness of consequences.

@wtfcrazygaming

2 жыл бұрын

And thinking about it before the fact, during the fact, cruelty is one thing, but recognising cruelty and doing it needlessly is a whole other thing.

@syedrehanalikhan7677

2 жыл бұрын

Some ants also do farming and cattle herding

@BB-ce5ev

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldmossystone so how do you explain orcas killing for fun or cats playing with a meal before they kill it. You can self loathe all you want weirdo do ot by yourself.

@oldmossystone

2 жыл бұрын

@@BB-ce5ev lol The way Orcas and cats treat their prey has nothing to do with war or ants or chimps or self loathing. WTF are you on about?

This is exactly what I should expect to find browsing at 3am

@nagihangot6133

3 жыл бұрын

3am here too

@theanimeman97

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 3 am also. What am I doing awake?

@centurygothic1244

3 жыл бұрын

@@theanimeman97 4:07 and here i am watching monke

@repreviews8791

3 жыл бұрын

3 am rn 😂

@mannimarcotheinsatiable2467

3 жыл бұрын

Bro it's 3 in a the am

Monke: Execute Banana 66

@enema6222

3 жыл бұрын

Join the banana side, BananaLuke

@azureshieldchannel1969

3 жыл бұрын

It's over Bananakin i have the high ground

@enema6222

3 жыл бұрын

BananaLuke, I am your Bananafather * BANANOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

@bryanbravo6217

3 жыл бұрын

UNLIMITED BANANA

@franchufranchu119

3 жыл бұрын

@@azureshieldchannel1969 You underestimate my power, general Cornobi

I once saw an old chimpanzee wearing a rebel flag bandana , cut off tee , tattoos , with a thousand yard stare while smokin a joint. I could tell he was a gombe war veteran. Man did he have some stories

@babaloons4887

2 жыл бұрын

This comment goes so hard, feel free to screenshot.

@Peakfreud

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@conejodemercurio6301

2 жыл бұрын

indeed he wasnt nibba

"Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey, over pieces of the ground." -Tool

@joejose8433

3 жыл бұрын

But Caesar said it shall not kill apes?

@yungdomino4718

3 жыл бұрын

whats the song name

@withoutrhythm4009

3 жыл бұрын

@@yungdomino4718 Right in Two, by Tool Amazing song.

@Subtlxty

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see someone has a great taste in music.

@nef36

2 жыл бұрын

Those pieces of the ground got plenty of room for building houses and growing delicious plants

Monke: Ooh! Ahh! Ooh! Ahh! Ahh! Translation: Geneva Convention? More like Geneva suggestion.

@jlipawen6453

3 жыл бұрын

There he is lord, a xeno sympathizer!

@maxi979

3 жыл бұрын

BURN THE HERITIC

@brandonpayne4522

3 жыл бұрын

The great to-do list

@colonel1003

3 жыл бұрын

monke isnt funny

@colonel1003

3 жыл бұрын

HAAHAH GENEVA SUGGESTION SO FUNNI

Everybody gangsta til' the Austrian monke gets rejected from art school

@eloiskret6074

3 жыл бұрын

now, I'm imagining a chimpanzee with hitler's hairstyle and uniform making chimp noises while all the other chimps listen closely

@SchneemannFrost

3 жыл бұрын

@@eloiskret6074 ww2 in a nutshell

@kirbykinetics_372

3 жыл бұрын

but there needs to be a kaiser first that messed up real gud i like this even more

@porchofgeese_crockpot

3 жыл бұрын

@@eloiskret6074 Tanzania used to be ruled by Germany.

@adenmitchell7633

3 жыл бұрын

Art school in vienna*

When he said "Guerilla warfare" I felt that

@TheMillennial

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@conejodemercurio6301

2 жыл бұрын

more like gorilla warfare

@caseydopp318

2 жыл бұрын

@@conejodemercurio6301 that's... That's the joke...

@conejodemercurio6301

2 жыл бұрын

@@caseydopp318 sorry for ruin it XD.

My grandfathers chimpanzee actually fought in this war. He gave his life for his brothers and sisters and unfortunately did not return home. Some of his mates came by to pay their respects and tell us how Hubu saved their life’s. RIP Hubu

I was a little disappointed to realize you added the spears.

@ungusbungus2486

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@caiooca5793

3 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail wars man.

@revolution545

3 жыл бұрын

fr tho if someone actually gave them spears they would be absolute horrible people for encouraging war

@xenosayain1506

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@userunknown1030

3 жыл бұрын

nah what they did was worse then spears though lol.

What is more scary is not they one group decided to get rid of others that went against them but that they managed to communicate among their peers the decision and plan to go do it.

@sherk3286

3 жыл бұрын

And track down the survivors

@Sean0845

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you think WE and chimps got it from

@wesleymartins5970

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Logos No one has ever said that. We just need a healthy nature to survive. That's why we try to take some care of it.

@seamusfinnegan1164

3 жыл бұрын

@@wesleymartins5970 unfortunetly some people do believe nature is inherently good ive gotten into arguments over it.

@lyrisio

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Logos no one said that lololololol

I mean, to be fair, your list of "another species" can also be applied to Ants, who have wars, commit genocide, have strategy, and an ant colony is essentially a tribe

@pole8740

2 жыл бұрын

ants don’t think thou, they don’t single out other ants they probably just do shit cus either it’s instinct or something from the queen

@Tracker947

2 жыл бұрын

@@pole8740 Ants are quite complex. They do not "obey" nor are they led by the Queen. In fact, if a Queen refuses to perform her role within a colony, she will be coerced and forced into it by her workers. In essence, she's only Queen so long as she acts like the Queen. I'm not an ant expert, so take this with much more than a grain of salt, but my understanding is that Ants pretty much act based upon the necessity of the collective. There are lots of pheromones and such involved that they pickup and act upon with their antenna, but as far as their individual will, well like I said, there have been cases of Queen Ants trying to weasel their way out of what the collective thinks is best. But I don't know how much individuality or intelligence that really indicates. Not much, if I had to hazard a guess. But one distinction between Ants and Apes, is that Ants are far less likely to act outside of the necessity of their colony. They typically won't commit some kind of genocide if it doesn't serve some sort of practical advantage based upon their learned patterns of evolution. You won't, for example, see one colony split into two and wage a civil war as far as I am aware, although there may be an individual species with which such a thing is possible, I haven't observed or read about it personally.

@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tracker947 About ant civil wars, they only happen with megacolonies if im not mistaken. Once one part of the colony grows too distinct from the parent colony, they break off to do their own thing and this may lead to competition for resources.

I have known for a long time that chimpanzees were capable of horrific, up-close-and-personal violence. This knowledge came from a highly-publicized incident that occurred many years ago, involving a woman who was keeping chimpanzees on her property. I don't recall many of the details, but I think the chimps were "retired" animal stars that were used in the movie industry. Anyway, a friend came to do a well-being check at the residence and she was suddenly and viciously attacked by one of the chimpanzees. The friend who was attacked had both of her hands bitten off from her arms and her face was literally ripped away from her skull. She somehow survived and underwent one of the first (if not the first) face transplant surgeries. Having said all of this and knowing that chimpanzees murder their own kind in similar fashion, I am struck by the fact that Jane Goodall, herself never experienced violence by chimpanzees.

@hollyroxy25

Жыл бұрын

That chimpanzee had been given Xanax prior to that horrific incident. It’s worth noting that.

@lostrangerjosh8680

Жыл бұрын

Chimpanzees are friendly to humans in the wild

*Humans looking at Chimpanzee war it out: "Interesting..." *Aliens looking at Humans war it out: "Interesting..."

@Alien-qg2yn

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting...

@sayvionwashington1939

3 жыл бұрын

"Hot damn. They hella violent. Savages."

@blaz1674

3 жыл бұрын

*Chimpanzee looking at aliens war it out: "Ah yes, interesting indeed..."

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero

3 жыл бұрын

@@blaz1674 *aliens and chimps to eachother* "Interesting..."

@blaz1674

3 жыл бұрын

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero *Monke tips hat to alien* "I tip my hat to you, one legend to another"

I'm low key disappointed that they didn't have spears in the real war.

@joshuagross3151

3 жыл бұрын

Although, Chimps are capable of and have been seen using simple tools, like sharp stones and wooden "forks."

@terminalterry8628

3 жыл бұрын

It's because it wasn't in the chimps government's defense budget.

@santicheeks1106

3 жыл бұрын

It would be scary if they did

@ahmadshakur5755

3 жыл бұрын

They will evolve to being avle to create and use weapons one day

@freakthenihilist2279

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagross3151 still in the paleolithic era

"Humans are a Tribal species struggling to become a Global one." - Biologist E.O. Wilson

@mybalcony4066

3 жыл бұрын

Period 💅

I made this video as the very first video of my channel, with absolutely abyssmal technology (editing software, microphone, and general skillset), and literally zero expectations of success over a year ago now. I will forever make sure that I know the accepted pronounciation for things - so thank you all for my lesson with Tanzania. Thanks for the support guys, and have a good day!

@TheCharillz23

3 жыл бұрын

Fits nomadic tribes 100%

@PleiadianDreams

3 жыл бұрын

Chimpanzees are cannibals

@qgerald3881

3 жыл бұрын

good stuff, keep at it!

@tylerepperson830

3 жыл бұрын

so now there just cavemen with more body hair and less top hair actually now they are people the apps have ascended to our plain

@rayjr62

3 жыл бұрын

@@PleiadianDreams So are Tech executives.

Came thinking it was a joke, stayed because it was actually really interesting

@startenderspacebar

3 жыл бұрын

@Mitchell Scripter imagine if we teach a gorilla to box and lift weights

@gonorrheadischarges3021

3 жыл бұрын

Well ,that explains. Mobuto and sese Kabila...but seriously ,those were Castro's soldiers in monkey suits. Edit: cheat guevara as commander!

@vlonetroopz8291

3 жыл бұрын

@@startenderspacebar an average alpha grown gorilla can lift 4x its size so they’ll probably lift about 4k lbs

@radcow

3 жыл бұрын

Chimpanzee are almost as horrible as us

@Dunge0n

3 жыл бұрын

@Mitchell Scripter We taught that gorilla the concept of death. It deeply traumatized it. The first thing it asked was "what was the point of telling me?"

"War predates human kind" Ants, wasps, and bees that existed for thousands of years before humans, possibly even pre-dinosaur: "You don't say?"

@inquisitorialllama638

3 жыл бұрын

Ants enslave other species of ants, too!! It's crazy.

@cascas9656

3 жыл бұрын

@@inquisitorialllama638 Ants are like super authoritarian mega communists.

@inquisitorialllama638

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascas9656 I know, right? They are so.... Hiveminded.

@NicoAssaf

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascas9656 Lmao I always picture ants when I think of uniform, conformist, communal societies too

@sidlukkassen9687

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascas9656 Aristotle already noticed this.

I didn't know Diddy Kong was capable of murder.

@a-s-greig

3 жыл бұрын

Guessing you didn't play Smash Bros Brawl.

@DaNintendude

3 жыл бұрын

Diddy Kong is a monkey, so not entirely accurate. However, Dixie Kong is a Chimpanzee, so now we know that she is capable of murder and is not to be trusted.

@Abyzzol

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaNintendude theres this cool and neat thing called a joke

@shadowgoethe

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaNintendude Diddy better watch it then. She might or is plotting to eat him lol

@princevegeta9763

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaNintendude You need to be introduced to the concept of a joke.

Jade Goodall: humans are Monsters and the most aggressive Species on earth >sees chimpanzes absolutey brutalsing themself >surprised pikachu Face

Monke: Civil War

@XavierbTM1221

3 жыл бұрын

Return to monke means waging genocidal wars onto rival tribes 😍🥺

@Menaceblue3

3 жыл бұрын

Ape, together, strong.... Ape, divided, weak....

@musachowdhury3655

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you put it like that every War is a civil war

@monotonexylophone1623

3 жыл бұрын

@@musachowdhury3655 the monkey tribe split then they started killing the old tribe thats a civil war

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

3 жыл бұрын

War of the Planet of the Humans

The guy who figures out how to sell rifles to chimps is gonna make a mint.

@hoot444

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you could rip off a chimp pretty easy.

@yesno8273

3 жыл бұрын

Rich people are usually the creative people, we need to start dominating the free market of chimp gun manufactory

@StoutProper

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a video of a chimp with an ak on KZread

@StoutProper

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6yNz89uqaawcso.html

@tdotitan8855

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoot444 yeah then they rip off your face

I want a Sabaton song of this event

@idksomeguy3294

2 жыл бұрын

Ima screenshot your profile pic real quick

@gadsdenflag5218

2 жыл бұрын

@@idksomeguy3294 Hey don’t do that, I paid 5million for this one

@idksomeguy3294

2 жыл бұрын

@@gadsdenflag5218 *screenshots*

@gadsdenflag5218

2 жыл бұрын

@@idksomeguy3294 *rages on twitter*

I have always been curious how an assault is coordinated by them. Meaning, how does the idea originate and get communicated to others so that the collective knows what they are about to engage in? That is fascinating. Also, the cooking of food is an absolute cornerstone of human evolution. Most animals spend most of their time seeking food. Being able to cook food not only allows a more diverse diet, but less time is spent foraging for food allowing more time to engage in other activities. Thanks for the vid.

@anastasiosrounis3969

2 жыл бұрын

We didn't spent less time foraging, we spent less time eating and digesting

Plot Twist: They fought to appease their God. Who we know as Jane Goodall.

@sethiddings7293

3 жыл бұрын

Jane told them not to go... they wouldn't listen

@SoftSpokenShank

3 жыл бұрын

"Goodall, or some may call her God All".

@scrimmybingus4871

3 жыл бұрын

What is it with apes and women called Jane?

@Aristocratic13

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrimmybingus4871 excellent question

@Amadeus8484

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrimmybingus4871 I can only think of two and I am pretty sure that real life apes are unaware of Jane from Tarzan...

giant lizard vs giant monke : i sleep monke tribe vs monke tribe : REAL SHI-

@DrJellyFanguzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Well, this is actually real, so

@Dan_Kanerva

3 жыл бұрын

@@doge8726 LMAO based

@drippeeboye607

3 жыл бұрын

@@doge8726 Based Racism

@lancenwokeji6349

3 жыл бұрын

@@drippeeboye607 how the hell is racism based?

@drippeeboye607

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancenwokeji6349 Racism isn't mainstream and looked down upon by a majority of our society. Therefore choosing to be openly racist is based.

This is very interesting. I’m going to research more into this. Thanks

Oversimplified needs to make a video about this

"Return to Monke, they're peacefull" Monke.- Rip and tear until it's done.

@kyvilfongkot6372

3 жыл бұрын

No evolve into a asteromorph

@ahorribledude9550

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyvilfongkot6372 thos ethingsa are horrifying

@raptorrogue4227

3 жыл бұрын

Return to monke not because it was peaceful but because it was simple. Peace is overrated. Violence is the essence of life.

@kyvilfongkot6372

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptorrogue4227 no become koala

@GamingSaurusRexYTube

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptorrogue4227 Bayzed

This may appear as a simple faction versus another faction, but this was actually a proxy war for the US to seize the Kasakala banana fields.

@stonerclone2616

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but, what you just said can't be allowed to get out.

@googane7755

3 жыл бұрын

The FBI wants to know your location

@thearmchairyoutuber8669

3 жыл бұрын

@@googane7755 more like CIA

@emma-rz7mf

3 жыл бұрын

op is gonna end up committing suicide by shooting themself in the back of the head twice.

@mijr9075

3 жыл бұрын

Stay right there..

REALLY WELL NARRATED, AND EXPLAINED.

Everything topic you make a video about is interesting man, good job.

Somewhere, in Gombe - a single thought arises: "Grim Dark. Only War."

@oskarandersson9856

3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@Kaleb-wu6hg

3 жыл бұрын

Reject monke Evolve to robot

@adamwilson6545

3 жыл бұрын

Monke- "blood for the blood God"

@Excaliburumbra801

3 жыл бұрын

"In the distopic year of 1970 theres only monkey war and fog from swuamps"

@kdasmall5758

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like the work of the twin gods gwrok and mork....they were looking for a good scrap

“Two brothers led this war” Menelaus and Agamemnon? No Charlie and some other dude

@paulraines9635

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Hue the Conqueror.

@theglitchcounter264

3 жыл бұрын

He is Hue. Their blood will run a deep red tainting their land for generations..... (tried and struggled to make a menacing threat using Hue as color hue.)

@jkee9760

3 жыл бұрын

Romulus and Remus

@MattGarZero

3 жыл бұрын

I died when my sides exploded

@coltkeenan5854

3 жыл бұрын

Two and a half men😂

Fascinating.. most incredible of all was their ability to form wooden handle spears with iron tips. You should do another video about this. I'd love to see the forge.

Excellent video. I minored in psychology and never heard about this. Subbed

It's not a war when one side ain't fighting back that was just murder

@aussiecath

3 жыл бұрын

True. A more straightforward explanation is that they killed any lone male chimps they found who were not part of their group.

@martinq2370

3 жыл бұрын

@@aussiecath gang violence

@jenk7583

3 жыл бұрын

good point! ape shit killing spree

@alexjulius69

3 жыл бұрын

Massacare

@DeadlyAlienInvader

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a riot to me.

“A lot of the terms used are very human terms” Jane Goodall telling the story: “Ooh Eeh ooh Ah Ah *Genocide* ooh ooh *War and violence* Eeh Eeh Ah Ah *Kidnapping and ambush*

@voxpopuli7910

3 жыл бұрын

Okay that's pretty funny

@monetum1392

3 жыл бұрын

You unironically nearly made me choke to death cause I was eating this is unexpectedly funny

@trevon5653

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹

@maximoleon3110

3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting "Ohh Eeh ooh *OOIL* "

@kis4kasper

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a sam'onella bit lmao

Amazing video

nicely compiled

"they were killed because they rooted for Godzilla" - Genghanzee Khan

@lifesucketh4923

3 жыл бұрын

monke life is best life Ride Wife Life Good

@sparkobandz9587

3 жыл бұрын

@@lifesucketh4923 wife turned genocidal life bad

Ants have wars. Sometimes they even join colonies of the same species, none of these behaviors are uniquely mammalian/hominid

@jaycee4844

3 жыл бұрын

Ants dont have 98% of our DNA. That was his point, that these chimpanzee wars can teach us about ourselves.

@michaelg.tucker6363

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaycee4844 That is true, but he stated in this video that it was believed, prior to this incident, that humans beings were the only living beings on Earth that plot wars and engage in premeditated murder. This is not exclusive to human beings and mammals. I would add that he called us human beings "animals", I do not hold to this view for many reasons. But regardless, of our differing views/beliefs about this the animal/insect world is just as violent as we human beings are. And, they definitely engage in premediated murder.

@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430

3 жыл бұрын

​@@michaelg.tucker6363 Why are humans not animals? What are your reasons? I want to insult you, so it's best if you don't reply. Just in case you do, your views are shit. I've known humans for 18 years and I can understand three facts: - We agree with what feels best - We also agree with what is right - We are driven by emotion So, your points may not be rooted in fact. It may be entirely metaphysical, Godly, religious maybe, but that doesn't matter because Gods are falsified - multiple religions exist so it doesn't prove much.

@oryan4395

3 жыл бұрын

@@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 you can't say your argument is unassailable because you view what he might counter with as false. Just because you think something is false doesn't make it so. That's a lesson I've learned over my lifetime a few times.

@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430

3 жыл бұрын

@@oryan4395 So, you felt nothing when you replied? If yes, you're wrong. If no, you're right. The need to reply means you felt the need to reply to me? That proves 1 of 3 points right. You said that I think Gods are false. That proves the first of the 3 points right. Inevitably the last point is a mix of the first 2 points - experience is equated to 2 standards, not one. === Your wisdom failed you, grow a bit older. I don't know if you'll believe me or not, but you're just like the teenagers of today. You don't have anything different to say, you have nothing new to add, you're useless to me. Replying to you was fun, but you're useless. Sorry... wait... I'm not :?

fascinating video thanks for sharing.

Bro, where did you come from lol I love what you focus on. This is stuff I obsess over daily.

"One monke Weak" "More Monke Stronk" - General Monke

@theearthisnotflat4398

3 жыл бұрын

I see you also read "The Art of Monke"

@atomiswave2

3 жыл бұрын

Smart monke

@donaldjohnson257

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomiswave2.....Yeah, the one without the tail called himself Adam!

@richardconnelly7141

3 жыл бұрын

well if you had your face ripped off by this monkey you would have more respect,this animal could rip your limbs off in a couple of minutes,its happened to humans,they are far more powerful than the strongest men

@roboticintelligenceunit1a652

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Chimps are nicer than humans " *Me who watches Hood Nature:* 👀

@BigBroKuma

3 жыл бұрын

Ah a fellow man of culture

@tainii-san5879

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigBroKuma great minds think alike .

@robhernandez1280

3 жыл бұрын

Who tf said chimps are nicer than humans 😂 those fuckers would rip u apart and not even think about it later

@tainii-san5879

3 жыл бұрын

@Edwin Arnold and castrate each other on occasion.

@acutebutdangerouspickle38

3 жыл бұрын

@Edwin Arnold but humans are more capable of evil than any animal in the world.

I've tried to explain to others before that the "human emotions" we express really are just derived from basic animal instincts. This story goes some way towards verifying this. Yes our emotions might be a bit more detailed, but how much more detailed are they really from animal instincts?

Far further back than one step. There's a well-documented case of a female alpha meerkat devising a war between her pack and neighbouring pack so that she could mate with a male she'd spied there. Meerkats normally only mate within their pack but do need to find ways of mating between packs to increase genetic diversity. She was able to orchestrate the war, resulting in serious injuries and death among both packs, to achieve this end. She and the male were able to sneak off unobserved during the battle. Even videos as open-minded as this fail to see the 'humanity' across the whole animal kingdom.

today is the day youtube algorithm decided i learn about the gombe chimpanzee war. thanks youtube

@Its_DeLinquenT1

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Lol

@ivanelias3916

3 жыл бұрын

the algorithm is trying to tell us something 😐

@jameswonderling4101

3 жыл бұрын

Today it decided it was my turn to learn this.

@sentryrobertreynolds2845

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh they’re on to us o_O

@Menaceblue3

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivanelias3916 Hmmm.... after a pandemic appetizer.... maybe war as the main dish?

Hello where u been i missed u pls come back im a big fan

Interesting, thanks!

That wasn’t a war... it was a massacre... I was the only survivor in my squad, Sniff just had a kid too... I will never forgive myself for what they did... the screams, the fire, blood... it never leaves...

@sillywillyproductions

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry for your loss. Dark times we have entered

@sneakysnake7695

3 жыл бұрын

You weren't prepared for the random chimp event

@eponymousarchon7442

3 жыл бұрын

I told you to follow Caesar and not Bubbles, that guy was never going to make a good General.

@franciskeough6416

3 жыл бұрын

War . . . War never changes.

@Menaceblue3

3 жыл бұрын

Monke: "Why are we here? Just to suffer?.... Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our bananas!"

Now imagine what it was like when humans learnt to throw rocks at each other with slings. Imagine being a rival tribe and getting a rock thrown at your head from outta nowhere.

@MattHatter360

3 жыл бұрын

Hominid Sniper

@MrDaruis

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine a group of top elders going to the barbarian version of Tony Stark and telling him about an incident that happened last night with advanced weaponry and them just asking him " can you develop this technology?" and the gruff and cynical barbarian just looking at the rock and going " It's beyond my science, but that never stopped me".

@guyinasuit8078

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine flaming throwing spears showering your tribe

@xanderzylebercasio8033

3 жыл бұрын

Neanderthals: guess I'm gone

@oakoe188

3 жыл бұрын

Even more recent, the first time someone saw a musket. It just looks like a big stick, he points it at someone, and then there’s this terrible sound and the guy next to you has a hole in his chest

This video is very very very quiet compared to other youtube videos

who else was fooled by the thumbnail same thing happened to me when i realized the pic of mc ride next to a giant moth was also shopped

They failed to mention the mysterious black monolith that appeared before this all happened

@solo_va5492

3 жыл бұрын

Context

@jacknack6819

3 жыл бұрын

Source?

@killakill6030

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this was actually a youtuber that planted it on different countries

@Crick1952

3 жыл бұрын

smh, nobody here has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

@jacknack6819

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crick1952 wait the comment is a joke?

"Reject humanity, return to monke" I'm not so sure about that anymore...

@isaiahthomas9817

3 жыл бұрын

Chimpanzees are ape, humans are ape, monkey is monkey, so reject great ape return to monkey

@91rumpnisse

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahthomas9817 You know what i meant. I was quoting the meme.

@gadpivs

3 жыл бұрын

This is propaganda. There are eight species of great ape, humans included. Chimps are the only brutally aggressive species of the eight. Go watch some videos on orangutans or bonobos, or primitive hunter-gatherer groups like the San or Hadza, and you'll feel better.

@Rolfhn

3 жыл бұрын

@@gadpivs humans are also brutally agressive

@fbyi2940

3 жыл бұрын

Return to snake and lizard Only reptilians can do this

Why does no one have actual videos of these wars?

That thumbnail cracked me up. 🤣

Everybody talking about how chimpanzees waged war before humans did and I'm just sitting here like "it took them a whole 4 years to kill like 6 dudes?"

@monkeyman321

3 жыл бұрын

Those are rookie numbers

@easygamingwwiigamingchanne729

3 жыл бұрын

We are much better at killings.

@Isaac-ll7fi

3 жыл бұрын

they hunted a specific tribe in the jungle for 4 years with their bare hands. imagine if they had technology

@windblownleaf6450

3 жыл бұрын

Ya just look at Hirioshima. That was like, a couple of hours at most? Look at the body count on that badboy. Chimp are clearly an early alpha model, we are final product.

@sleepdeep305

3 жыл бұрын

@@windblownleaf6450 If you think about all the man hours that went into making such destructive forces possible, it was a very inefficient endeavor.

Hugh stole Charlie’s girl I’m calling it right now, this what caused the war.

@BrawnyStream

3 жыл бұрын

Troy 2: Monke Boogaloo

@grindsaur

3 жыл бұрын

A certain uninvited someone lobbed a banana into a chimp wedding. Then Hugh stole Charlie’s girl... and the rest is History.

@off-brandminion2656

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh Dee Dee is going to violate the Geneva convention 😤.

@bg-nm1qf

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't get the monkey off his back

@KAXSH

3 жыл бұрын

You might be right...

you had me at "gorilla warfare" lmaaaaoooo. but fr this is sad and i just realized Jane from Tarzan was based on Jane Goodall

Imagine if you recorded 1080p video footage of a dominant Chimp getting its balls ripped off by other chimps.

To me it's less of an actual war and more of like a series of mafia hits.

@jali1107

3 жыл бұрын

That’s even better.

@trevor7355

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like how some governments will take out people they don’t like.

@WolfgangDoW

3 жыл бұрын

Turf war

@sharonrigs7999

3 жыл бұрын

More like a prison hit

@trevor7355

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharonrigs7999 what’s the difference lmfao

"Only males were killed." According to the Wikipedia article: "Of the females from Kahama, one was killed, two went missing, and three were beaten and kidnapped by the Kasakela males."

@weebgenerator9556

3 жыл бұрын

It’s really anthropomorphized which he said in the video; however, I don’t know if he just didn’t explain it well enough, but a lot of the things the Chimps did seemed like normal behavior from animals especially in territorial bouts and fights for dominance.

@bluegum6438

3 жыл бұрын

@@weebgenerator9556 or maybe warfare is just normal animal instincts writ large

@staurosmenexes7295

3 жыл бұрын

So they did what the Greeks and every other civilisation did to every city they conquered, raped and took the women as slaves killing anyone that tried to resist.

@Shrapnel82

3 жыл бұрын

"According to the Wikipedia article..." Wikipedia is nice for entertainment, but is pretty garbage for information.

@adiaphoros6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shrapnel82 If you don’t believe Wikipedia, look at the sources. The particular part in the quote is cited to be from “War! What is is Good For?: The Role of Conflict and the Progress of Civilization from Primates to Robots” by Morris and Ian (2014). If you still don’t believe the quote, then you clearly haven’t done any academic research.

It's more similar to activity on the south side of chicago than it is a battle in a war. This is like 2 gangs on the street and one gang catching the other side slipping.

Cool video

They way they picked them off one by one was like a mafia revenge hit.

@johnbonner5284

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the way they were ganged up on instead of 1on 1, saves from the tribe looseing any mermbers to have a near 100% win in each victim they targeted! Without being considerd raceist because and this a fact! Compaire if fisherman could watch how porpoises and whales fish to surround a school if fish to feed, they will keep a swiming circle around the school and 1 at a time will feed inside the circle that golds the school if fish, wala, man invented fish nets, ok! Possible in cultures of the Black races from the congo part of Africa, if Black tribes had learned that art of fighting warfare, to 5 or 6 on 1, because ive seen that in Black culture in Chattanooga Tn. growing up, being white and haveing to fight, like it or not, and thats the majority how most would fight that were black, and not judgeing our accuseing any seperate individual! If its anything that goes back how the bible mentions, things that people watch and observe of animals or even plants to learn by, to become some of our cultures!

@josgretf2800

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbonner5284 What in the fuck is wrong with your brain

@MrPr1nglz

3 жыл бұрын

@@josgretf2800 Given he comes from Tennessee, I would say he's inbred. Although quality education is rare to find down there so.....

@frechjo

3 жыл бұрын

@@josgretf2800 I'm gonna wildly speculate, and say that he probably is creating some kind of folk pseudocientific explanation for things he observed, filtered through whatever biases and reduced amount ofrelevant information he was exposed to. He probably doesn't understand the implications of what he's saying, and doesn't understand why it's a load of nonsense, because he's doesn't have the relevant knowledge. He's probably also under the influence of an implicitly (or even explicitly) racist background. That's what it looks like to me, but of course I might be completely wrong.

@commentcopbadge6665

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbonner5284 RIP grammar. We hardly knew ye.

What gets me more then the Primate War is, his pronunciation of Tanzania

@abstractgamer8543

3 жыл бұрын

Its "Tanzania" not Tanzania everyone knows that.

@Smith.S.E.

3 жыл бұрын

I giggled. He said it like it was Tazmania

@EmilReiko

3 жыл бұрын

Its rather close to how tanzanians themselves say it... He just lack some more depth pathos to his A sound

@osareafallire

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, maybe he should have done as he said: "I HIGHLY recommend you give it a quick KZread search".

@21cup

3 жыл бұрын

Than*

These things really are in their same age … and we specifically got to witness one of the earliest if not the earliest wars of their species before it advances in thousands of years and fights the same way we do, long after we’re gone

I really wanted them to have spears :(

This honestly reminds me more of gang warfare. Most shootouts between gangs weren't this pitched disruption but were usually a few members attacking an isolated enemy gang member.

@januarysson5633

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone knows, it should be you, comrade.

@StoutProper

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when your ops catch you lacking innit

@AT-AT26

3 жыл бұрын

@God emperor of mankind bro, look at your name. Big E killed probably trillions of humans and probably quadrillions of aliens. Your glorifying probably the biggest mass murderer in Fiction

@kimkillillasfuq8212

3 жыл бұрын

@@AT-AT26 if you really wanna get existential, you could argue that it was actually Abbadon since some demonic texts and goatias suggest that he is primordial in nature

@AT-AT26

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimkillillasfuq8212 maybe, but whenever someone screams "for the emperor of mankind!" and then massacres an entire planet full of untold billions of humans then I kind of have to put those deaths to Big E. Just like how the black book of communism (the book that details all the deaths under people like Stalin and Mao) includes the abortions, suicides (not the fake suicides like with Epstein but actual ones) and Na*s that were killed that happened under their regimes and credited all to communism.

Total War: Monke

@katscrachesme

3 жыл бұрын

Total War: Monke 2 - Rise of the Bonobo

@kaindrg

3 жыл бұрын

@@katscrachesme bonobos would go extinct by turn five

@retardcorpsman

3 жыл бұрын

kaindrg Hell no! If you have a banana doom stack, you can wipe out any enemy monke infantry in the game. Only gorrila chaff can withstand banana doom stacks.

@Drunk3n1rish2009

3 жыл бұрын

Would Play

I think if I gave a single chimp an AK I could really throw a wrench in this whole evolutionary arms race thing

@amboyman

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is just too tribal to know how it works and how actually dangerous gun is

@a-s-greig

3 жыл бұрын

Do not violate the Primate Directive.

I'm literally hemorrhaging brains cells as I watch this video.

My father fought in that war, he was almost killed by a sniper while storming tree 54 also called banana tree because people were smashed into banana pulp there. He would always tell us stories about his adventures, like when the enemy infantry enraged them by throwing faeces at them or that one time when he captured the enemy tire swing by pretending to be a lion

@sillypuppy5940

3 жыл бұрын

My father was in the ape-force, got shot down by faeces and spent the rest of the war in Colditz.

@wasserungeheuer-918

3 жыл бұрын

@@sillypuppy5940 Oh was he in the orangutan platoon, I heard they had to deal with some nasty stuff.Got caught in an banana barrage, almost the whole platoon was wiped out

@viperhunter7951

3 жыл бұрын

I still have books of my grandpa who served in that war, he was a monke-trooper and was right in the thick of the brawls, he passed down stories to my father and then to me of him dragging several chimps into the trees and then dropping them. When the war ended he was tried and charge of war crimes in the Banana Convention, a shame.

@juanedoses8715

3 жыл бұрын

was George Floyd there too?

@floridianrailauto9032

3 жыл бұрын

@@wasserungeheuer-918 Might I remind you of the 101st Canopy Division? It's said they got the best of the war, they also got the worst. At the battle of Unga Bunga hill, they led an uphill battle and lost half of their legion to feces and rock mortars. I also heard they're one of the reasons the Monke republic won

My brothers crossed the line when they started eating each other I had to leave and join my human brothers.

@isaiahnavarro3480

3 жыл бұрын

wait I don't get it explain pls?

@liamgross7217

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a vegetarian

@haunebu421

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahnavarro3480 after killing another chimp the tribe that commited murder will celibrate by canibalising the victim and sharing their meat with each other

@haunebu421

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamgross7217 chimps are omnivores and cannibals

@isaiahnavarro3480

3 жыл бұрын

@@haunebu421 Oh thanks bro

what did you do to your other videos?

mcdoubles? Who the hell knew you did these kind of videos

Was a smooth black monolith found on the vicinity?

@donaldjohnson257

3 жыл бұрын

........@Capolaya....Yes it was....And the one called moon watcher was aggressively guarding it....All of them looked very angry like they all had "chimps" on their shoulders!!

@beastmode3799

3 жыл бұрын

Open the space pod doors

@donaldjohnson257

3 жыл бұрын

@@beastmode3799.....I can't do that yung!

@formalbug5716

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@SimonHillKeepsItTrill

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the reference

TLDR Hugh and Charlie become revolutionaries and their friends don’t like that.

@cyrkielnetwork

3 жыл бұрын

They broke free form Kasakela authoritarian regime, but they paid highest price for thier freedom.

I saw a documentary on this. Very interesting how they were one group that splintered.

@Haiylin

2 жыл бұрын

Do you remember the name of the documentary by any chance?

I love that the first documented case of non-human genocide was done by someone named Humphrey.

How could they have possibly thought chimps were less aggressive than humans? A caretaker once got his testicles and eyes ripped off because he gave a chimpanzee a cake. The ones who didn’t get cake got mad and did that.

@muktedirozluk8596

3 жыл бұрын

yo my mans got tentacles?

@silverargent8442

3 жыл бұрын

@@muktedirozluk8596 testicles??

@muktedirozluk8596

3 жыл бұрын

@@silverargent8442 possibly a typo but still funny af

@campbellsoup93

3 жыл бұрын

You realize this was 30 years before the cake thing right? And the behaviour observed in this incident was different from any previously observed behaviour by chimps in the wild.

@jordy2299

3 жыл бұрын

@@muktedirozluk8596 autocorrect doesn’t like testies

"You killed Monkedne in your fit of rage Bananakin..."

@kawaiiqueee3489

3 жыл бұрын

**Dramatically gets up from the medical bed** "Ooo Ooo AHH AHHH!"

@balashibuyeeter2704

3 жыл бұрын

It's over bananakin! I'm on top of the coconut tree!

@Kraanox

3 жыл бұрын

You inderestimate my shit-flinging power...

@balashibuyeeter2704

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kraanox don't throw it...

@luhngishideout6390

3 жыл бұрын

"I have brought peace, food, and shit flinging to my new tribe"- Bananakin

Why are you all dropping the 'y'? It's 'Monkey', not 'Monke'. Am I missing something here? Did I miss an important meeting? What else did I miss? Has anyone a copy of the minutes?

I love it how some people say "omg humans are the only species who kill each other for anything other than food" and are just fucking wrong about that lol

I always find it funny how many people have this weird view of animals and nature, as if mankind is somehow an anomaly from the rest of nature. We are NOT more violent, animals are not more peaceful... we are just more organised and therefore when we do exactly the same stuff as other creatures do... it is just on a bigger more obvious scale to us. For most of human history life was a struggle and we fought the same way every other animal does. Now due to our dominance on the planet we do not have to... but the same violence is still there, we are just the only ones who whine about it from our warm comfy homes with our full bellies!

@thicc6979

3 жыл бұрын

what can anyone do about it

@enotsnavdier6867

3 жыл бұрын

But we are also the only animals that have the capacity to understand the consequences of our violent actions, but we still keep doing them.

@grimview

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are you saying the cicada killers flying around my house aren't peacefully asking the cicada's to be surrogates host for their babies?

@rockstarali99

3 жыл бұрын

I think we’re exactly the same, the only difference is a small percentage of us humans are really the cause of revolutionary growth, the others of us are just as bit animalistic as, well… animals. We cast such humans who cause growth out and name them as the anomaly instead. A percentage of other animals must do that too, but because we’re humans we see us as more than anything else.

@Riveringot

2 жыл бұрын

Well said. ☺😀

You may not know me. I am Jacob, after the split I was chilling with my homies and passing the blunt. WHEN I GOT ATTACKED BY SOME APE WITH A ROCK, I protected my tribe the best I can but I shortly died.

@jamiewilson5679

3 жыл бұрын

You should've passed that blunt to your attackers I reckon.

@ErokLobotomist

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Harambe, never forget.

@gabrielmondragon6308

3 жыл бұрын

You got attacked because you didn't pass that blunt to them

@klytouch5285

3 жыл бұрын

Yey .....!!! Lets keep our animals instincts because it is constructive for our species of humanity population mind set... Just keep that blunt..☮️🖖

@kingexplosionmurder4631

3 жыл бұрын

lucky

Well, I guess I'm going to have to be THAT guy... Excuse me, sir, but did you just pronounce Tanzania (TAHN-zah-NEE-uh) as Tanzania (tan-ZAY-nee-uh)?

Very interesting.

I dont know how i got this far into monkeys, but i dont regret it

@dead.pirate325

3 жыл бұрын

Lol we are just smart monkeys depressing thing to realize in modern day 😂

@friedpilot4663

3 жыл бұрын

1993DJC 😕you must be fun at parties

@coffeeman882

3 жыл бұрын

@@friedpilot4663 why did you get upset about it

@kieranpothmann8735

3 жыл бұрын

@1993DJC and since all apes are monkeys, we are monkeys as well.

@D0NKY

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieranpothmann8735 Humans are apes....Apes are not monkeys...however both monkeys and apes are primates.