When Lucy was depressed she often displayed the word "hurt" in sign language and refused to eat.

@kanandaalmeida2712

4 жыл бұрын

That seems about right

@YazZai878

4 жыл бұрын

The “parents” were assholes for making her live as a human

@sambridhathapa4313

4 жыл бұрын

@@YazZai878 I agree. These unnatural problems arise when humans want to humanize animals by treating them as humans in the name of compassion. Animals are animals and we should respect them for being just that. And that is the bottom line.

@edge21str

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the typical teenager.

@silentassasin7989

4 жыл бұрын

I find it interesting how you can trick a chimp to think it’s human and understand what’s going on around her and immerse itself into this fake life to even understand feelings emotions and human behavior

I've been in Sam O'Nella Academy for 4 years now, when am I going to get my bachelor's degree in random knowledge?

@squnchdaddy

4 жыл бұрын

His oldest vid is 3 years old liar (edit: two years later and yall still dont know i was joking oml)

@farizbjorn

4 жыл бұрын

@Randy Do You Want To Die Tran Lucy

@llla_german_ewoklll6413

4 жыл бұрын

That will be at a completely random time.

@itheivoidi9151

4 жыл бұрын

Never!!!! Mahahaha

@pixlorlanid3005

4 жыл бұрын

Never..

American zoo keepers: We taught this gorilla basic sign language and are trying to see if it's capable of complex thought. North Korean zoo keepers: We got this chimp addicted to cigarettes.

@heidihochrein7912

7 ай бұрын

if you had to live in a North Korean zoo, you’d want to smoke, too. And the zookeepers knew it! They felt the same way, as was alluded to!

@alwaysbelieveinhope2144

6 ай бұрын

The gorilla couldn’t actually speak sign language but the chimp can actually smoke cigarettes

@andriagoins5811

2 ай бұрын

​@@alwaysbelieveinhope2144underrated comment of the year right here

For anyone sad about the kitten, she didn't actaully hurt her kitten. The kitten got out and sadly was run over. Koko was very sad and expressed it to her owners and than whimpered.

@linkly9272

Жыл бұрын

THIS IS NOT TRUE. DO NOT BELIEVE THE KOKO PROPAGANDIST AGENDA. THE MOON LANDING WAS ALSO NOT REAL. WAKE UP AMERICA

@AmalekIsComing

Жыл бұрын

that's just the cover story lol

@reachrightround3659

Жыл бұрын

Lol not true she crushed it

@MarshTheYoutubeChannel

Жыл бұрын

@@reachrightround3659 No proof smh

@KingRidley

Жыл бұрын

Then*

Something is extremely sinister about raising a chimp as if it was a child

@goose5397

3 жыл бұрын

Drugs man

@AlbinoKiwi47

3 жыл бұрын

thats how you get your face ripped off when the chimp goes absolutely batshit over nothing one day

@asteriasheria2053

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one.

@boogeymann6686

3 жыл бұрын

@Grim Peeper Orangutans are much more tranquil than chimps but that doesnt mean it doesnt develop terrible monkey mental issues

@laurieb3703

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you lol, too small to read

Koko never ripped up a kitten, but she did rip out a sink and say “cat did it”

@jackal643

3 жыл бұрын

Wise words

@randallmokjialung3592

3 жыл бұрын

Reasonable reason

@fredricknoe3114

3 жыл бұрын

She?

@littlebosaMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin cat

@skullkittii8813

3 жыл бұрын

Jackofhearts22 I believe so.

The most horrifying Chimp story I've ever seen is that of Travis the Chimp. Similar to Lucy, he was adopted by a wealthy couple as a pet. But tragedy struck when the couple's child died in an accident. So they did the most natural thing possible................ by treating their pet chimp, Travis, as if he was their own son. Just like Lucy, he was dressed in human clothes, he loved to watch TV, drank wine, and when the husband died to some heart condition, the wife went as far as bathing with the chimp (And I pray to god that's as far as she took it, if you know what I mean). Travis was so intelligent and so adapted to living like a human that he knew how to use keys to open doors, and by doors I mean both house doors, and vehicle doors. Keep that in mind, it becomes relevant later. Just like Lucy, Travis was overwhelmingly stressed out, having been raised like a human, but not identifying with them and unable to comprehend what was so different about himself. One day he stole his owner's keys, used them to unlock the house and got loose on their enormous back yard. The owner called a friend of hers that had helped take care of Travis before, and the two women began searching for the chimp. The friend however, made the very serious mistake of grabbing Travis' favorite toy, a Tickle-me-Elmo plushie, and began squishing it to get Travis' attention. Ohh boy did she get it alright. Upon seeing her manhandling his most precious posession, Travis went, for lack of a better word, **FUCKING APESHIT CRAZY** and began to brutally and savagely maul the poor woman. His owner tried what she could to pry him off of her, even hitting him several times on the heaad with a shovel, and at one point stabbing him in the back with a butcher's knife, which only served to piss Travis off even more than before. The now terrified owner ran to her truck and lock herself in, frantically calling 911 while Travis went back to the, now mercifully unconscious friend to resume savaging her body. Eventually cops got to the scene, and as soon as Travis saw their police car, he lunged at it, and opened the driver's door, and tried to pull the officer off. The surprised and astonished cop managed to get his gun out just in the nick of time and fatally shot Travis four times across the torso. Travis then fled back inside the house, crawled up inside his cradle, and succumbed to his injuries. Words fail to describe just how horrific were the wounds Travis inflicted on the poor woman he mauled. He bit off 9 out of her 10 fingers, and completely ripped off the left hand, he also quite literally took her face off, as in, he bit off chunks of flesh off her face, bit by bit until her entire facial structure was just gone, gouged her eyes out, and ripped her jaw off. By some divine intervention of every deity known to man, the poor woman was alive. She needed dozens upon dozens of surgeries just so her head could look like a vague resemblance of a head, but be warned, if you google pictures of what her face looked like pre-surgery, just heed my advice and DON'T do it on a full stomach. The craziest part of this whole ordeal is that Travis' owner, went ahead and got herself a new chimp as a pet, but fortunately, the crazy old bat passed away the next year, and the chimp was returned to a zoo where it belongs. The friend made a full recovery, even underwent a very experimental face transplant surgery, which, while it makes her look like a partially melted mannequin, at least gives her the resemblance of a human, instead of what she looked like prior. While she's blind and only has one hand with one finger, she stubbornly refuses to die, and just trudges on. If you ask me what a badass is? that woman is one.

@TheBigTripper420

7 ай бұрын

I think just about everyone knows about the Travis story

@heidihochrein7912

7 ай бұрын

I never heard about this. Must have been too young or in my no tv phase!

@beyondobscure

4 ай бұрын

Good for her. Perhaps she can even have more of her injuries fixed with modern technology. Who knows, maybe in a few years she'll be able to see again or something like that.

@Mystic-Midnight

3 ай бұрын

Is that the one with the 911 Audio of "Oh my God he's eating her face"

@beyondobscure

3 ай бұрын

@@Mystic-Midnight Think so yeah

The sad part about Lucy is that her affinity to humans is probably what ultimately got her killed. Imagine seeing a bunch of "your kind" that you grew up with, you'd try to make contact or at least not feel too threatened.

3:12 “similar to what a human child would experience” Straight up throws an AK-47

@truereaper4572

4 жыл бұрын

@@charliesmith1197 Absolute dumbbell.

@You-pk6jh

4 жыл бұрын

That's the joke you brainlets

@wetsock6334

4 жыл бұрын

You never had a gun as a child?

@entropic6439

4 жыл бұрын

did you not?

@m4tijas111

4 жыл бұрын

@@charliesmith1197 and the midde east

that lucy story is actually heartbreaking. imagine being the loneliest creature on earth

@cv4809

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have to imagine it...

@QuietFries

4 жыл бұрын

Wellll.

@sacreddatura1399

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t there a tortoise who was like officially named the Loneliest creature on earth??

@hamluk_

4 жыл бұрын

well, there is that whale that can't attract a mate because its call is off pitch or something

@resistanceisfutile945

4 жыл бұрын

@@sacreddatura1399 yes becayuse he was the last of his kind

The chimps and humans literally making their hands shaped like the words they’re signing is just great imo

@deathmanager3186

2 ай бұрын

no they are hidden from irs

“As the years went on, Lucy got more and more violent, regularly trashing the place to get out the frustration of not being able to comprehend what was so fundamentally unnatural about her existence.” Damn, honestly sounds like what a lot of people go through.

I like how his depictions of scientists are just people in space helmets

@joeyknight8272

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@danielhebard1865

4 жыл бұрын

I think that was a reference to the movie "Arrival" where scientists in space suits try to communicate with an alien.

@omnical6135

4 жыл бұрын

just american scientists, the rest are... a guy in a beret i think?

@lestatsgirlypop

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielhebard1865 nah, he just re-uses his models from different videos cuz hes just lazy

@dangent5520

4 жыл бұрын

@@lestatsgirlypop I think you meant dope

It’s always a good day when I hear that music and then “hey kids.”

@ottosantiagolassus

4 жыл бұрын

I know right😁

@obamaisdaddy6595

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Gee 420th like

@bruhh4255

4 жыл бұрын

In my van kids!

@trashpanda9423

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes

@ObadiahtheSlim

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, either that or "Hey hey people, Sseth here."

2:19 Sam Onella predicts NFTs

"and then Lucy got poached like an egg" got me good

The sign language part were their hands literally spelt out the word was so funny for some reason.

@a-aron691

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@jacobtolliver4945

4 жыл бұрын

Where

@maddiedogg

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobtolliver4945 3:48

@dontgetoffendedmate5932

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Tolliver 3:19

@laurendietrich6384

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Tried the vacuum thing. Don't.

@tacticalbarstool3385

4 жыл бұрын

You madlad

@jordanramos2808

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me why

@applecatrun

4 жыл бұрын

@jordan ramos ain’t nothing but a heartache

@jamemhm

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but like what did you use it on

@epicman590

4 жыл бұрын

​@@jamemhm My now disembodied dick

A video on Koko would be excellent, a lot about her was dubious at best to outright lies and horrible living and work conditions.

@calebschaeferrr

Жыл бұрын

people believe what they want to hear

@chocomelo454

Жыл бұрын

I think Koko's story wouldn't fit Sam's style, but the video "why Koko (probably) couldn't speak" covers it in a format kinda similar to Sam's. as in animated characters and small gags sometimes.

@waffler-yz3gw

10 ай бұрын

its a shame to learn most of koko's stuff was fake, but are there real sign language monkeys

Who's binging this legend's content after his long awaited comeback?

@smartistepicness

Жыл бұрын

I am.

Lucy: Reject monke, become modernity.

@DioBrando-vj9ft

3 жыл бұрын

I reject modernity! I want to go back to banana time

@sivvansharma3023

3 жыл бұрын

E m b r a c e v a c u u m

@Dead25m

3 жыл бұрын

@@sivvansharma3023 S U C C T I O N

@bat6684

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dead25m B l o w j o b

@nickname8245

3 жыл бұрын

@@bat6684 D E E P T H R O A T

"Flicking the old chimp bean" is a sentence that has been spoken.

@kari7403

3 жыл бұрын

I think it needs to be spoken more often.

@felhunterdoge

3 жыл бұрын

@@kari7403 would be best used in family gatherings

@ThePandaNationCCP

3 жыл бұрын

sdex

@tumblrsexyman9972

3 жыл бұрын

Don't remind me

@lydiahumes6566

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-Tails-the-fox oh god-

1:18 this pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot.

@MURDERPILLOW.

Жыл бұрын

1:25*

2:48, your average nft "owner"

@ezekielmartin4323

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@dookie9973

2 жыл бұрын

Too smart to be one

“Thou shall not have din din with chimps” - The Bible

@tumbledog3089

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite verse of the Bible.

@georgewilson7432

4 жыл бұрын

The Bible says many things.

@OttoGraff-fu8pj

4 жыл бұрын

Race Landon Numbers 5:23

@notareallin620

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgewilson7432 Yes, the bible says many, many, MANY things. Ehh, we're bound the break a few rules here and there.

@Yallan

4 жыл бұрын

"Humans are ashamed of their ancestors, and do not invite them around for dinner." -The Hitchhiker's Guide the The Galaxy (radio/tv show)

"Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies" -God

@ad5662

4 жыл бұрын

Preach

@Gaiwen_Li

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@meowdyllic

4 жыл бұрын

amen

@ambroseplatt4203

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lostplanet1931

4 жыл бұрын

Where is that?

i miss these videos such much i watch them constantly and have seen all of them over and over i hope this man is okay and hopefully continues to make them!! but mainly that he’s healthy and thriving

I would love to see Sam in real life. Just the sheer amount of fun facts and his humour are priceless.

Imagine this guys search history

@randomdude3318

3 жыл бұрын

"How would relations with a vacuum cleaner work"

@saulroel2764

3 жыл бұрын

@Carlos el Pirata it's whatever dude a lot of people do that

@saulroel2764

3 жыл бұрын

@Carlos el Pirata true

@Daniel-zq1jb

3 жыл бұрын

@Carlos el Pirata after a while everything has been said and done. For all we know the guy that commented thought it up himself without knowing that it was already done. Now stop being a whiney bitch

@abdguy6399

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes dont like

Normal people: "Thermos." Washoe (an intelectual): "Metal cup drink."

@cheez4233

4 жыл бұрын

*lucy

@David-lc5ui

4 жыл бұрын

it's washoe idiot lucy is fornication with the vacuum cleaner

@cheez4233

4 жыл бұрын

Ender _467 youre right my bad

@dayalasingh5853

4 жыл бұрын

*Vacuum Flask

@nebojsag.5871

3 жыл бұрын

That is unironically impressive actually.

4:16 I love how quickly that escalated

Okay, I didn’t wanna say anything, cause I didn’t want everyone to make fun of me, but that little crack about Koko ripping kittens apart is inaccurate. She had several kittens and treated them all like they were her children. She even mourned for one who got hit by a car. That gorilla was a fucking saint and she deserves respect!

“Flicking the old chimp bean” weirdest thing I’ve heard all week

@fileoffish1403

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Vogl and it’s Friday

@macanaeh

4 жыл бұрын

Give me an update in the end of the week

@CharlieSpencers

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Vogl How about I BREED CLOWNS?

@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not for me

@bubblesmccarthy1069

4 жыл бұрын

“Or sadly the job of designated chimp tickler went away” is another candidate

I forgot my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so my whole floor got blasted with some sophisticated music followed by a “hey kids”

@lilgiddy983

4 жыл бұрын

hey there I make funny animated videos and funny skits

@PyroNinja713

4 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't porn

@nakedsnake869

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilgiddy983 You're pretty bad

@sillystringeater

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilgiddy983 go away and never come back

@infj1w932

4 жыл бұрын

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ n͟ o͟. Now some art tips yall. Don't think stick figures are the key to subs.

We missed this man so much, we pushed random videos of his back into the algorithm

@Osama_Zyn_Laden

Жыл бұрын

He's back that's why

@reloadseven2198

Жыл бұрын

@@Osama_Zyn_Laden i know, and as soon as he was, we rewatched all his old shit as well :)

3:12 "...complete with toys..." *shows Rubik's cube, ball, and an AK-47 with a fully loaded magazine* I love Sam O'Nella so much

My boyfriend has been sharing weird random facts that come out of seemingly nowhere. Now I found the reason: These videos.

@collin5752

4 жыл бұрын

Meghan Boudreau seemingly out of nowhere*

@mbeans.

4 жыл бұрын

collin thanks 😂

@jezuconz7299

4 жыл бұрын

Now you can enjoy the channel aswell

@gregorymirabella1423

4 жыл бұрын

marry him, he's truly a man of culture.

@Testosterooster

4 жыл бұрын

Marry him

3:15 *“Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies”*

@burpostockings

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Numbers 5:23 "And the priest shall write these curses onto the leather, and wash them off into the bitter water" Huh?

@mastercharlesdiltardino8058

4 жыл бұрын

@@burpostockings its actually a quite beautiful verse. Gods name was written down and then washed away and a woman acused of adultery would drink it and either die or be blessed. The only time gods name is allowed tp be treated so is in the one area of determining innocence

@NightcorEDM

4 жыл бұрын

It was sarcasm. Because hes ot Christian

@black_leg_sanji6496

4 жыл бұрын

Oh cool you can repeat a joke too?

@grass4655

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Lucy having her hands hacked off gives a whole new meaning to "The Monkey's Paw"

Your narration is great and had me cracking up, but then I realized I was missing out on the hilarious animation... so I played it twice. This channel rocks.

"I did not have sexual relations with that vaccuum cleaner" -Lucy

@cbkg1331

4 жыл бұрын

What on God's green earth is your profile picture

@__ethen_2814

4 жыл бұрын

@@cbkg1331 An explosion loli mid-orgasm I think.

@cbkg1331

4 жыл бұрын

@@__ethen_2814 ok there was no need to explain

@gortus

4 жыл бұрын

as somebody named lucy i can confirm

@megaxx5868

4 жыл бұрын

@@cbkg1331 hey you asked

Sam's drawings are reaching early 2000's flash animation levels of disturbing.

@ivanr680

4 жыл бұрын

Poop Face yes bro like salad fingers

@simtexa

4 жыл бұрын

Newgrounds.

@heath_00000

4 жыл бұрын

Ivan Reyes your way off base dude

@Xzone256

4 жыл бұрын

Kingdom Hearts Chronicles

@bingbongboi6194

4 жыл бұрын

Phuubz he probably means old salad fingers the new one is super great quality

Am I the only one re-watching all of these just because I miss him

@MicrowavedMedia

Жыл бұрын

I am from the future! I'm here to tell you that he's back!

@InsaneTet0

Жыл бұрын

I am from the future future hes gone for 6 months!

Really great conclusion, learning by immersion! Thank you for what you do!

Human: "fork" signing chimp: *F O N K*

@jakkco

4 жыл бұрын

Baby: *F U C K*

@thelil_demon

4 жыл бұрын

* do you mean FUNS*

@APoleYouKnow

4 жыл бұрын

That FONKY MUNKY

@Jacob87439

4 жыл бұрын

S T O N K S

Can we get a video about crazy/failed assassination attempts? That'd be fun.

@GamingWithNikolas

4 жыл бұрын

I would love that

@mariawhite7337

4 жыл бұрын

What about a video about why dogs are better then cats, via all the things people tried to teach cats that dogs succeed at. You can site the spy things humans tried to teach cats or dogs.

@BAlmohsin

4 жыл бұрын

Nick D. How can I charge my toaster?

@fatimamohiuddin5038

4 жыл бұрын

The assassination of the archduke of Austria would definitely be in that vid

@nickd.9955

4 жыл бұрын

@@fatimamohiuddin5038 Yeah that's a very famous one, I was thinking about when Theodore Roosevelt got shot in the chest, shrugged it off without medical attention, and immediately gave a 90 minute speech right afterwards while bleeding. That man was a legend.

Re watching these after a couple of years now and it's still great content

Sam O’Nella please return we need you 🙏🙏🙏

"Oh boy can't wait to watch a Sam O' Nella video" *gets earraped by classical music intro*

@dukeofworcestershire7042

4 жыл бұрын

Why earraped

@a2pabmb2

4 жыл бұрын

Some people are just uncultured schmucks. That's why, @@dukeofworcestershire7042.

@patrickglogovcan1235

4 жыл бұрын

Baroque**

@PennyDreadful1

4 жыл бұрын

@@a2pabmb2 You know if you listen to most music suddenly and loudly enough all music sounds pretty rapey. And maybe he's just into rapey stuff you don't know. He could be one of those japanese cartoon ladies I keep hearing about. Don't judge.

@grizzlyowlbear3538

4 жыл бұрын

Hey kids

*And again we gather for another class of the best academy in the world*

@visoriannull832

4 жыл бұрын

guys does anyone have a pencil? i forgot mine

@Food_Junkie

4 жыл бұрын

HeLp My PeN rAn OuT oF iNk!!

@saloni.sharma

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaasssss. Finally, a class I love to attend.

@logicalluxury1662

4 жыл бұрын

1,000th like so y e s.

@boolosboi7503

4 жыл бұрын

Then come back to class 3 months later.

LoL I totally believed you about those paintings and was like oh my god that’s amazing-! And you left just enough time for me to start deeply thinking about how a chimp could be an artist before you made me realize what a sucker I was just then 😂😂

2:20 Sam O'Nella predicted the rise of NFTs LMAO

I am officially a Sophomore of Sam O’Nella academy...

@felipesouza6050

4 жыл бұрын

I predict this comment will be famous

@divineshotgun2940

4 жыл бұрын

So do I

@vladserbahn765

4 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@hewhomustnotbenamed5912

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it.

@jim2075

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

4:04 it's not even over here, Washoe once noticed a new caretaker struggleing with sign language, so when Washoe was talking to her, she slowed down her own signing, so the caretaker could understand everything. A monke... simplifying things to you.... so you could understand.... because you are clearly that miserable. I love this story.

@MrJoao678

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being so incompetent at sign language that a literal chimpanzee has to slow down its line of thought so you can keep up with it

@alexandertucker8175

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJoao678 imagine... My boss says I already am

@causticmain7477

3 жыл бұрын

Like you?

@bladehunter1097

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrJoao678 Imagine knowing sign language

@brodeliasIII134

2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually kinda wholesome.

2:42 this was the greatest foreshadowing to NFTs ever

4:18 Genndy Tartokovsky’s Primal be like

He protec He attac But most importantly his upload schedule is wac

@vulpesvulpez

4 жыл бұрын

your FACE is wack

@thisisnotmyrealname6990

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah it is

@TequalHC

4 жыл бұрын

HPGamer77 So is Fortnite

@mrsmiley707

4 жыл бұрын

@LTrain 45 😂😂

I can just imagine “My god , Lucy, leave the roomba alone”

@juvenilized

4 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@pandagamer-hg5be

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine the roomba that screams when hitting stuff

@johnny-vx1ct

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@trashman3319

4 жыл бұрын

@@pandagamer-hg5be "FUCK, SOMEONE PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THE PAIN OF EXSITENCE."

@lucycallanan814

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah my name is Lucy and these comments are so funny😂😂

He's the only KZreadr who's videos I will willingly watch repeatedly

2:38 he knew about the NFTs,played it off as a joke

If I remember correctly, they never told anyone the paintings were made by a chimp until after they were bought There was 1, only _one_ art critic that didn't think they were the best paintings ever, he actually said "they look like they were drawn by a monkey!" and everyone gave him shit for not appreciating what was clearly superior art Then he got the last laugh

@skull_182

4 жыл бұрын

Goes to show how so much of ''art'' is just pretentious people talking nonsense.

@dobi2236

4 жыл бұрын

@@skull_182 I'd say most people who LOOK at art are pretentious pricks talking nonsense

@batwolfy7044

4 жыл бұрын

Well if people like the art, good for them I guess.

@Astralopif

4 жыл бұрын

Most art is just...not art

@Astralopif

4 жыл бұрын

That's the secret...you just use dems creative juices and splish splash YOUR ARE IS WORTHY

“This ape was a prodigy” - *Sam O’Nella*

@TLBell-d2m

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Flach you watched the video to?!!

@lucyschraff4893

4 жыл бұрын

How my mom describes me

@king.apocalypse4357

4 жыл бұрын

Was he describing Goku or Vegeta?

@kaisr5193

4 жыл бұрын

why are u quoting this

The way he says “metal cup drink” 😂

Lucy is one of the many reasons I don't feel bad about poachers potentially being shot.

“Toys” *shows ak-47*

@jklalskjdjhg7227

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Russian I don’t see your point?

@blubasnurk4241

4 жыл бұрын

Jkl Alskjdjhg I mean, an ak-47 could be considered a toy

@akio_kuro

4 жыл бұрын

America

@asti5052

4 жыл бұрын

ONLY IN SOVIET RAUSSAUEIE

@ruefulfigure9567

4 жыл бұрын

Blubasnurk I watched this video 12 times before I caught that lol

Im surprised you didnt talk about the time washoe signed about being sad that one of her caretakers lost a child, since washoe lost a child too.

@cyxx414

4 жыл бұрын

o no :(

@cosmonaught3156

4 жыл бұрын

That's cute and sad ówò

@GoyBenius_0901

4 жыл бұрын

That's genuinely sad, poor chimpus.

@mrinfinity5557

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyxx414 i cri every time

@zakazany1945

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't Koko signed the same thing?

this dude is legit better than actual teachers i swear

“Me very sad now me go rip apart another kitten”

@TippleCreations

4 жыл бұрын

"That's not impressive, me do same thing with 1000 words!"

@reactionboyguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@TippleCreations "HEY, SKIT SKAT!"

@TippleCreations

4 жыл бұрын

@@reactionboyguy *angry gorilla noises, followed by tearing flesh*

@MegaChickenfish

4 жыл бұрын

Did that actually happen with Koko? I couldn't find any sources.

@leirawhitehart1236

4 жыл бұрын

@@MegaChickenfish I was actually wondering the same thing! If that's true then that's both horrifying yet not surprising. At least not to me.

I'm fully convinced that this channel is better than our education system

@surelyyoujest3200

4 жыл бұрын

Me too kid.

@waluigi3515

4 жыл бұрын

Middle school is an poor attempt to recreate high school I'm convinced. A poorly executed high school is all middle school is.

@liptongreentea3296

4 жыл бұрын

It's cause college is the only education that matters

@brainsironically

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! If education were this stimulating, I might not be the cretin I've devolved into!

@dajjal3049

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

When Sam said “toys” near the book shelf there was an ak💀

Oh God, that ad transition! I have whiplash from that shift!

2:00 I see a black man double karate chopping a giant spider crab

@XXStrong1

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, now I can’t unsee that.

@spidermonkeynuts3851

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@randomdude6376

4 жыл бұрын

He also has a sweet blue belt.

@melvinmerkelhopper5752

4 жыл бұрын

Like they should.

@blepz8606

4 жыл бұрын

*Wheeze* why did. Wow

If I had a nickel for every woman named Jane who worked with apes, I'd only have three nickels but it's weird it happened three times

@unrealpigzgaming8014

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, there's three? I thought it was only Jane Goodall

@unrealpigzgaming8014

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I watched some more.

@nelly5954

4 жыл бұрын

there's probably a lot more random zookeepers and vets called jane out there

@lguffee4930

4 жыл бұрын

DOOM! DOOOOOM!

@bigdaddy793-1

4 жыл бұрын

What about Jan-is in the video? Does that count

I love the hands turning into words to illustrate sign language thats awesome

4:17 nope

@phantom2615

Жыл бұрын

GORDY NO!!!

Sam, I'm starting to think the knowledge you provide me with isn't appropriate for casual conversation.

@vasco407

4 жыл бұрын

oh its awesome to talk about. although my friends already know i'm weird but still...

@TippleCreations

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?! I get laid every time I open with: "HEY WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CHIMP WHO FORNICATED WITH A VACUUM?"

@kekelouuu4178

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I asked my friend to play one of Sam's videos today and she instantly said "what the fuck is this"

@Nparalelo

4 жыл бұрын

You need to get friends with whom you can talk casually about these things.

@Brooklyn-Manhattan

4 жыл бұрын

@@kekelouuu4178 Which one.?

"if you hop to the next genome over, you can actually see some of the stuff that makes us so great" Ah yes, alcoholism, vacuum fornication, sculpting heads out of shit, and Smoking. All the things that make humans so great.

@lordmurphy4344

4 жыл бұрын

Makes us really fun tho tbh

@presidentofallfoodnice8113

4 жыл бұрын

I mean some are right

@rudymiskelly6486

4 жыл бұрын

1k holy frick

@grasscircle9211

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@JustWill6969

4 жыл бұрын

When you said vacuum fornication the first thing I pictured was sex in space lmao

Happy 2 year anniversary to the chimp story video

Let’s appreciate that for sign language Sam just literally morphs the hands into the word

I love how he says “HeY kIdS” and then cusses profoundly

@peytongonavy

3 жыл бұрын

Profusely? Although, he is rather creative isn't he...?

@brunobro6572

3 жыл бұрын

It’s intellectual use of words.

@jonathanreiman6700

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, profoundly bru

@juanis8219

3 жыл бұрын

profoundly 💀

@abbygailnavalta7483

3 жыл бұрын

This comment was 6 months ago. And today, when i came to rewatch this video, he does not cuss after hey kids. Nor do i remember him cussing. Maybe it was cut? If he had bothered to cut it out then he really didnt want to upload anymore/ too busy to upload

Your animation game has gone apeshit. That signage of “FORK” in chimp hands deserves an award. 🏆

@fuitbythefoot

4 жыл бұрын

fonc

@MrCubFan415

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

@imjessietr29

4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@mr.moraIe

4 жыл бұрын

Hakeem Hasworth 420 likes Imma leave it like that

@elise178

4 жыл бұрын

Fonk

I know I comment this a lot, but your videos are something else. Everything about them is perfect in a way.

I'm trying to watch this in the middle of the night without waking someone up. I'm cracking up

"poached like a f*cking egg" Iv'e been with Sam O'Nella for three years and that the best line I've ever heard

@JoeZombie

3 жыл бұрын

I really cant stop laughing at that line

@Rosemaker_

3 жыл бұрын

fucking

@layicorn

3 жыл бұрын

"What's a n*gga gotta do to get some eel dii-"

@whentheroach9964

3 жыл бұрын

The best line i heard is “I’m sorry sam, but you have urethra cactus”

@randombotdude2083

3 жыл бұрын

@@layicorn yeah that’s my favorite skit he’s done. It’s the funniest

"It's the only zoo where you can look at a dog legally" *What does that even mean?*

@p1nkfreud

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Mulder that's what I thought too. Forbidding dog ownership is incredibly perverse, that's like one of the most beautiful things in life, different species co-existing happily. Any country that actually forbids this is straight up evil - there is no reason to do this from an authoritarian point of view EXCEPT to decrease morale

@hainleysimpson1507

3 жыл бұрын

@@p1nkfreud What drugs are you on. Owning an animal slave isn't orgasmic it's just something you do.

@p1nkfreud

3 жыл бұрын

hainley simpson what the hell are you talking about? Don't twist my words, I said nothing about "animal slaves" - that is condemnable. I said "different species co-existing happily"...is that what you think fucking SLAVERY is?!?! I am talking about real friendship. If you don't understand, I honestly feel bad for you - Your comment suggests you are/were socially isolated during childhood.

@prixe12

3 жыл бұрын

@@hainleysimpson1507 Shut up PETA swine

@driftteamleader3470

3 жыл бұрын

@@p1nkfreud I agreed with you until you went ballistic in the second comment and tried to gauge the dudes mental state and childhood. No one likes a “Reddit mental specialist”

just admit it sam O'Nella Academy is just the one true god

Best rewatch value on this whole website

List of words sam can make sound hilarious: - Hooves - *Once* - Tickles - Dairy

@stormsmasher5406

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget **p e o p l e**

@razielmauro9559

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget COMMIIIIIE

@vipercats1243

4 жыл бұрын

Nice i could't come up with that Its says hot when you look at it down but only the first letters

@lilliannick4684

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Dairy

@YeOldeKamikaze

4 жыл бұрын

@@razielmauro9559 REEEEEEEEEEE

"yeah that's right eat shit Koko" "me so very sad, me go rip apart another kitten now" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

@FREDSDEADBABE

4 жыл бұрын

Did Koko actually kill any kittens?

@louiscunningham1308

4 жыл бұрын

Reverend Greasehound knowing gorillas, probably

@passonthestar3689

4 жыл бұрын

@@FREDSDEADBABE I couldnt find anything on it. Koko's first kitten ran away somehow and got hit by a car which made koko fuckin depressed for months apparently

@peeploop726

4 жыл бұрын

I choked on iced tea on that joke so now I'm dead.

@madbrokendream7653

4 жыл бұрын

NOOOO COCO LIKED A KITTY SO MUCH BUT GOT DEPRESSED WHEN THE KITTEN DIED

I’ve only seen this man upload a new vid once😢

We need you Sam. Don't leave us!!!

...outro music? Outro music?! OUTROOOO MUSSSSIIIICCCCC!!!!!!

@sharisophie

4 жыл бұрын

This is an academy. I want fancy music at the beginning AND the end of a video.

@Marvi5962

4 жыл бұрын

What if there is no Sam O Nella and his just a brain in a giant super computer.

@i_am_ergo

4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate this reference.

@magentas6467

4 жыл бұрын

outro music said "AHHH"

@blorger

4 жыл бұрын

probably got content claimed so he had to remove it

I’m officially a sophomore in the Sam O Nella academy, year two bouts be random af

@-unbreakeblecow488

4 жыл бұрын

I might have been in ur class haah, whats upp jack. Im that guy eating doritos in the corner and watching some weird stuff on youtube, gosh. I still wonder when ill get my diploma already.

@piggi5xtheawesome973

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i might have been that kid that only played geometry dash and did no work lol

@-unbreakeblecow488

4 жыл бұрын

@@piggi5xtheawesome973 you have geometry also? Damn i did only 64 on Clubstep bcz is darn hard.

@thebeardedclam1714

4 жыл бұрын

I graduated from Sam O 'Nella U HeeHoo

@nikorucupcake2499

4 жыл бұрын

We might be in the same class

12:35 am i gotta be up leaving house for work in six hours. my whole house is asleep and i’m laughing so hard i gotta rewind to hear what i missed and then repeat it

Holy fuck the sponsor animation Sam o Nella face scared the shit out of me (7:30)

I actually feel so bad for Lucy, imagine the identity crisis she had, imagine how she felt to know she would never belong and that she was neither human nor monkey. Like damn she probably felt so lost for so long.

@Hawk_06

3 жыл бұрын

But she didnt have to worry for too long anyway... cus y'know... she fuckin died

@unapproved-apples809

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hawk_06 :(

@michaelbfdiiwong523

3 жыл бұрын

The real life version of Ceasar from Planet of the Apes

@diegov1743

3 жыл бұрын

Am I maaaan or am I a monkey

@DonetskiLetsplayshik

3 жыл бұрын

I think she felt more like an alzheimers' victim, knowing something is wrong but never quite being able to put a finger on what that is. Terrifying shit

It’s funny how you sounded proud of falling down the stairs

@jesusalfaro8968

4 жыл бұрын

Just letting you know that you have tons of likes👌

@UrticantOdin

4 жыл бұрын

At what time this is ?

@owenkierscht1353

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Alfaro Jesus last time I checked it was 180 now it’s 1k😂 thanks

@owenkierscht1353

4 жыл бұрын

The Void 7:42

The amount of awkward pauses these videos have gotten me out of is enough for my life to be indebted to sam

4:13- *METAL CUP DRINK* I still quote that

Don't fall down the stairs, Sam. It's bad for your health.

@scumbagbenis3015

4 жыл бұрын

he can't stop it just keeps happening it just keeps on happening

@herpydepth1204

4 жыл бұрын

Prove it That’s right you can’t Get destroyed kid

@tooded87thesecond48

4 жыл бұрын

B-b-bruh

@ikea7939

4 жыл бұрын

I dont fall down the stairs, I fall up the stairs...