What Animals Could I Beat In A Fight?

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  • @puurplegiraffe
    @puurplegiraffe2 ай бұрын

    Poison: Bite it, you die Venom: It bites you, you die

  • @uncanny4038

    @uncanny4038

    2 ай бұрын

    not all the time

  • @yourstrulyraina

    @yourstrulyraina

    2 ай бұрын

    @@uncanny4038 uh yeah that’s the definitions

  • @puurplegiraffe

    @puurplegiraffe

    2 ай бұрын

    @@uncanny4038 yes, die is an exaggeration but it's good to keep in mind

  • @GooboobGogoboob

    @GooboobGogoboob

    2 ай бұрын

    But isn't Venom an alien symbiote he can basically help you to fight all of em🤔?

  • @uncanny4038

    @uncanny4038

    2 ай бұрын

    @@yourstrulyraina not all the time

  • @beluga5845
    @beluga58452 ай бұрын

    Not the Chat screaming *GYATTTT!!* while joe Flexing💀

  • @DoctorScript

    @DoctorScript

    2 ай бұрын

    fr

  • @Plutopongovideos

    @Plutopongovideos

    2 ай бұрын

    This new generation is f**ed

  • @pelkiutrolis4451

    @pelkiutrolis4451

    2 ай бұрын

    When it was i only edged 🤫

  • @mehb0ss73

    @mehb0ss73

    2 ай бұрын

    Shut up

  • @peterthomson1989

    @peterthomson1989

    2 ай бұрын

    can you blame them?

  • @Doberman_1
    @Doberman_12 ай бұрын

    This video tells me Joe has not watched casual geographic

  • @xrqvic4

    @xrqvic4

    2 ай бұрын

    i love casual geo ohemgee

  • @im_m3

    @im_m3

    19 күн бұрын

    He acts like an Ostrich cant Peck through your neck lmao

  • @im_m3

    @im_m3

    19 күн бұрын

    Also he found like, the smallest possible Kangaroo Plus they have claws, humans dont

  • @im_m3

    @im_m3

    19 күн бұрын

    19:45 Lets see, A bald eagle weighs up to 6.5 kg, (lets average down to 5) Bald eagle dive speed is 120km/h. If we check the amount of force that would create we would get: 1/2*5*120*120 Which equals to 2777 Joules How many Joules are needed to break a human skull? A little under 70, huh thats a lot less than 2700. Joe would immediately die if a bald eagle struck him in the head

  • @Daspunk790

    @Daspunk790

    17 күн бұрын

    What Eagle is gonna suicide dive bomb into someone and im not sure the math is that simple 😂​@@im_m3

  • @willtedford6511
    @willtedford65112 ай бұрын

    “My odds are better against a wildebeest than a zebra” is crazy

  • @Combatgoblin83

    @Combatgoblin83

    Ай бұрын

    Yep, 0.01% to 0.011% 😂

  • @ZoroIsGone

    @ZoroIsGone

    24 күн бұрын

    cow being 0% and bulldogs, hyena and wolves being 25%

  • @rustcohle9267

    @rustcohle9267

    18 күн бұрын

    @@ZoroIsGone 25% hyena? Its 0%

  • @oscarwalsdorf8369
    @oscarwalsdorf83692 ай бұрын

    joe acting like he wouldn't tear every animal to shreds for the whole video🙏🙏

  • @Plutopongovideos

    @Plutopongovideos

    2 ай бұрын

    The bear would tear him open

  • @thegodlygoober

    @thegodlygoober

    2 ай бұрын

    The crocodile would rip his limbs off

  • @lightlingzooma-69

    @lightlingzooma-69

    2 ай бұрын

    Kangaroos have sharp claws so if you strangle it, it can rip your hands

  • @Plutopongovideos

    @Plutopongovideos

    2 ай бұрын

    Joe could toss a goose away

  • @ToxicTiger_Tx4

    @ToxicTiger_Tx4

    2 ай бұрын

    @@lightlingzooma-69 He underestimated kangaroos, they are way stronger than a human is. Not only can their kicks break your fucking ribb cage open, they also can strike you with their tail.

  • @ZingZing609
    @ZingZing609Ай бұрын

    The crazy thing is him putting the wild boar at 100 percent. He has no idea lol

  • @eddysw8549

    @eddysw8549

    Ай бұрын

    And the pig. Does he not realise how big they can get??

  • @dtyury

    @dtyury

    29 күн бұрын

    Yeah, lots of nobles died hunting because of them in the middle ages, fully armed and equipped

  • @joefather2463
    @joefather24632 ай бұрын

    Orangutan being lower than 0% is insane. They could tear people apart out of curiosity.

  • @CasualCat64

    @CasualCat64

    2 ай бұрын

    The people weren’t Joe

  • @WalterWhite_3665

    @WalterWhite_3665

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CasualCat64 it doesn't matter you give joe a machete and he would get absolutly bodied by an orangutan

  • @c0ltz450

    @c0ltz450

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@CasualCat64 yeah Joe can take it. Even though they are almost as brutal as gorilla's.

  • @AxlSharp

    @AxlSharp

    2 ай бұрын

    There has never been a documented attack by sn orangutan in the wild Like ever. And in captivity there were still very few attacks and the injuries weren't bad. You may be thinking of chimps

  • @joefather2463

    @joefather2463

    2 ай бұрын

    @@AxlSharp Ok? Theyre naturally not aggressive toward humans but that is not what this video is about. Theyre 5+ times stronger than humans, and documented fights with them has not ended up with the human winning

  • @dontthey.
    @dontthey.2 ай бұрын

    Him silently moving kangaroos from 50% to 20% after the chatter is hilarious 💀🤣

  • @Phantomxvz
    @Phantomxvz2 ай бұрын

    even though he put it at 0%, if anyone were to try and fight a bear it'd be Joe out of sheer confidence

  • @chubbycheeks593

    @chubbycheeks593

    2 ай бұрын

    According to Joe it helps if it's hairless

  • @Phantomxvz

    @Phantomxvz

    2 ай бұрын

    @@chubbycheeks593 I mean it’d make it harder to like grab on to it

  • @cqqpv

    @cqqpv

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Phantomxvzsay pause or else your gay 🏳️‍🌈

  • @mehb0ss73

    @mehb0ss73

    2 ай бұрын

    No

  • @uncanny4038

    @uncanny4038

    2 ай бұрын

    @@mehb0ss73yes he would

  • @Thebettergeorge
    @Thebettergeorge2 ай бұрын

    33:58 it won a war against the Australian military, and the Australian military called it better, stronger, and faster than a tank. The emus took multiple bullets and still ran at full speed.

  • @BigBdog69

    @BigBdog69

    2 ай бұрын

    I would bet my life he would destroy a emu please tell me how an emu could kill plz tell me

  • @ladariusfreeman

    @ladariusfreeman

    2 ай бұрын

    You know it has sharper claws and sharper beck than a ostriches

  • @CasualCat64

    @CasualCat64

    2 ай бұрын

    He can still beat it bird bones are vulnerable to blunt attacks like kicks and punches if he breaks a limb which isn’t hard it’s over.

  • @Disparatist

    @Disparatist

    2 ай бұрын

    @@BigBdog69 can kill a person through evisceration if it corners them and kicks with its big three-toed feet. The toe claws of emus are capable of inflicting serious injuries or even death under the right conditions. Reports of injuries from encounters with emus in Australia and other parts of the world are not uncommon, particularly in wild-animal parks, emu farms, and zoos. Emus can dash away at nearly 50 km (30 miles) per hour and kick with their powerful legs when threatened. I think Joe could probably take one but that is how an emu would kill. Now if it were a cassowary Joe is dead as hell.

  • @EeveetoUmbreon25

    @EeveetoUmbreon25

    2 ай бұрын

    @@BigBdog69 one kick to your gut would have its foot coming out of your back

  • @fatjoker2970
    @fatjoker2970Ай бұрын

    Nobody talking about him dismissing the boar so quickly, but a lot of the time boars manage to kill or at least greatly injure prepared armed men. His ass is not beating a boar once in a hundred times with his bare hands 💀💀

  • @LuckyKlvrSyx

    @LuckyKlvrSyx

    Ай бұрын

    Nah I saw him do it

  • @ZappaSheik

    @ZappaSheik

    28 күн бұрын

    I've seen a man kill a grown boar with his bare hands, just to save his 2 sons. It was horrific and at the same time proof that a father is unstoppable when it comes to his children.

  • @larryandfuzz10
    @larryandfuzz102 ай бұрын

    16:30 I just want to mention the difference between a moose and a deer to just show how strong a moose actually is. What i mean by that is that if there was a deer on the road, its safer to hit it than to try and dodge it, however if a moose is on the road, its safer to dodge it, as driving into a moose has been described as “driving into a brick wall.”

  • @duduberd

    @duduberd

    2 ай бұрын

    You have a better survival chance if you get hit with a fat man (atomic bomb) than if you hit a moose going like 80 mph

  • @user-fm6mi1mw5h

    @user-fm6mi1mw5h

    2 ай бұрын

    Joe said this in the video but yes exactly

  • @meowmeow-gc5nv
    @meowmeow-gc5nv2 ай бұрын

    Man only took like 2 years to do this, man was edging us 🙏💀

  • @Daspankyfish

    @Daspankyfish

    2 ай бұрын

    Bro what!?💀

  • @Fleetstreetbestone

    @Fleetstreetbestone

    27 күн бұрын

    no way bro thats rad af my guy!!!!!

  • @boomguycalledbobthatbooms
    @boomguycalledbobthatbooms2 ай бұрын

    Brother. An orangutan will tear your face apart. Literally. They aim for the nose, ears and all non fatal areas to cause the most pain before they kill you. Thats with most apes too. They are scary bro.

  • @hondaaccord1399

    @hondaaccord1399

    Ай бұрын

    Only an ape knows how to cause the most pain against an ape 😂

  • @COVID-19_Crab

    @COVID-19_Crab

    27 күн бұрын

    Isn't that chimps?

  • @1000g2g3g4g800999

    @1000g2g3g4g800999

    27 күн бұрын

    @@COVID-19_Crab I'm pretty sure any great ape, including humans can. Kind of irrelevant citing an injury inflicted on someone by their pet they had no intention of harming in a fight. Also, I don't know where this stuff about apes being so savage and brutal is coming from, Gorillas and Orangutans aren't known for being nearly as mean as chimps, though they are stronger. Also, chimps aren't even stronger than humans, it's an old myth that needs to die, their pulling strength with their arms is stronger relative to their size, but because they're smaller it evens out. They also have good grip strength. In every other respect strength with their arms or legs would be measured, they are completely outclassed.

  • @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd

    @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd

    8 күн бұрын

    @@COVID-19_Crabyes, this is with chimps. that being said tho joe would die to an orangutan more than likely.

  • @UuGgCc
    @UuGgCc2 ай бұрын

    Joe stop just looking at weight and height u gotta look up how many people they've injured or killed and their bite force. Sorry u have no chance against a hyena or emu😭🙏🏼💀

  • @ChickenNugget-nv2cg

    @ChickenNugget-nv2cg

    2 ай бұрын

    what nah hed def have a chance against an emu. hyena nah but emu ya fs

  • @drphilsranch6782

    @drphilsranch6782

    Ай бұрын

    @@ChickenNugget-nv2cg, Emus are basically modern day dinosaurs. He has no chance.

  • @hondaaccord1399

    @hondaaccord1399

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ChickenNugget-nv2cg Emus couldn't be beaten by three men with a jeep and a machine gun

  • @armingleiner5292

    @armingleiner5292

    Ай бұрын

    Hyena no chance cause it fights all the time but Emu? What is a long necked bird gonna do? Peck? Ok and then when its neck is grabbed and crushed? Or if you kick its legs?

  • @UuGgCc

    @UuGgCc

    28 күн бұрын

    @@armingleiner5292 u do know how strong emus necks and legs are right?😭

  • @alihandroalessandro4533
    @alihandroalessandro45332 ай бұрын

    Joe putting a baboon in the 100% category is crazy

  • @hondaaccord1399

    @hondaaccord1399

    Ай бұрын

    Literally unless an ape is a half or quarter your height, it's slaughtering you

  • @rayraygames13
    @rayraygames132 ай бұрын

    Not Joe mounting the ostrich like a lynel 💀

  • @Joploppy

    @Joploppy

    2 ай бұрын

    Ostrich is a 0 too. Those things are psychos

  • @drk166

    @drk166

    2 ай бұрын

    ostrich's can sometimes kill lions, joe is not winning 💀

  • @duduberd

    @duduberd

    2 ай бұрын

    @@drk166cap

  • @Condorkeys

    @Condorkeys

    2 ай бұрын

    @@duduberd it’s true in Australia I’ve seen ostriches kill a lion, they are very powerful animals and there ain’t no way he’s winning

  • @nilaaplayzyt

    @nilaaplayzyt

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@Condorkeysyou just gotta scare the ostrich and if you do(not unlikely), then he'll just put his head into the ground and stay there while u can kill it

  • @_Gam3r
    @_Gam3r2 ай бұрын

    joe: ladybug 0% chance also joe: wolf, hyena, snake, ostrich, kangaroo 20% chance

  • @Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @MannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnАй бұрын

    Putting mark and a silverback gorilla in the same category is just not right😭

  • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09

    @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09

    26 күн бұрын

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  • @doomguy3358
    @doomguy33582 ай бұрын

    I can’t stop thinking of how Joe would have a goofy ass family guy fight with these animals

  • @Milo_Kit62
    @Milo_Kit622 ай бұрын

    Joe is being a bit too confident 💀

  • @troytueller9992
    @troytueller9992Ай бұрын

    Joes number one route to killing something is to “jump on its back”

  • @ianmendez906
    @ianmendez9062 ай бұрын

    The way he kept circling back to fucking up the kangaroo had me crying

  • @poojathapa4940
    @poojathapa49402 ай бұрын

    Bro forgot that kangaroos have claws that can rip through concrete.

  • @Combatgoblin83

    @Combatgoblin83

    Ай бұрын

    They also forget they’re 7ft tall and built like powerlifters 😂

  • @user-yd6by7mp6o

    @user-yd6by7mp6o

    Ай бұрын

    Apparently if u hit a kangaroo with a car it'll do more damage to the car than the kangaroo

  • @1000g2g3g4g800999

    @1000g2g3g4g800999

    27 күн бұрын

    @@user-yd6by7mp6o The car will get wrecked, the Kangaroo will die.

  • @dylantrashmint8379
    @dylantrashmint83792 ай бұрын

    I think the mark Zuckerberg one just represents humans.

  • @floatingcantaloupe

    @floatingcantaloupe

    2 ай бұрын

    hey! the person who made the tier list here. Mark represents the lizard family.

  • @empyr1al838

    @empyr1al838

    2 ай бұрын

    🤓

  • @LeoLau-jw7ji

    @LeoLau-jw7ji

    2 ай бұрын

    nononononono he's mark MARK Mark Zuckerberg has raised internet eyebrows after revealing he has taken part in an intensive challenge in which he ran a mile, completed 100 pull-ups, 200 press-ups and 300 squats, before running a further mile, all while wearing a 9kg weighted vest.

  • @buddybrick1176

    @buddybrick1176

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@LeoLau-jw7jihe also won many grappling taurnament. Local tournament ofcaurce

  • @sam_the_dusty4156

    @sam_the_dusty4156

    Күн бұрын

    he represents skinwalkers

  • @batman-82728
    @batman-827282 ай бұрын

    3:44 “If I get on and I grip” 😳😨🤤

  • @JA6XN
    @JA6XN2 ай бұрын

    2:28 everyone in chat started saying *”GYATT”* 💀💀💀💀

  • @stoopid.ideeit

    @stoopid.ideeit

    2 ай бұрын

    I was on the stream, I was one of them 😭🙏

  • @joedoe1637

    @joedoe1637

    2 ай бұрын

    It ok I did it to 😂😂😂

  • @user-vu5ss7lz4m
    @user-vu5ss7lz4m2 ай бұрын

    This video was actually one of my favorites great job Joe

  • @kayleeknight9930
    @kayleeknight99302 ай бұрын

    The only animals Joe could possibly beat is the animals Val. Bet he’s going to use this tier list as a way to gloat

  • @alessandraperez3081

    @alessandraperez3081

    2 ай бұрын

    what gloat💀

  • @IlIA8lTIll.

    @IlIA8lTIll.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@alessandraperez3081English?

  • @0P09PQ

    @0P09PQ

    2 ай бұрын

    joe was just too focused on the weight class

  • @LethalByChoice

    @LethalByChoice

    20 күн бұрын

    @@0P09PQ He doesn't realize weight isn't everything when an animal has laws and a wild instinct.

  • @escanor1794
    @escanor1794Ай бұрын

    21:15 I know a person who went on a one-person trip and met a wolf. He did not have his weapon because he was in the tent and fought with the wolf. He lost an eye and his face was cut into pieces, but in the end he killed the wolf.

  • @NitrogenVM

    @NitrogenVM

    26 күн бұрын

    it was a sigma wolf (literally)

  • @adamamar5100

    @adamamar5100

    26 күн бұрын

    I won but at what cost

  • @LethalByChoice

    @LethalByChoice

    20 күн бұрын

    Bet you it was a small wolf that he could ragdoll. Any wolf over 100 pounds is GOING to kill you if you have no weapons. You have no chance of winning.

  • @simohayha4152
    @simohayha41522 ай бұрын

    those Kangaroos can quite literally disembowel with a single kick

  • @CasualCat64

    @CasualCat64

    2 ай бұрын

    Ez parry intelligence diff

  • @JacqueBibblequip

    @JacqueBibblequip

    2 ай бұрын

    One goober acc rolled a 1 and got 1 shotted

  • @Bane520

    @Bane520

    2 ай бұрын

    Not a single kick. They can be dangerous sure but the "average joe" could fuck them up. Their legs are the only real issue, and I can't imagine they're that hard to outmaneuver. I don't know why people are so heavily overestimating kangaroos.

  • @cloudyskies9897

    @cloudyskies9897

    Ай бұрын

    @@Bane520bluds delusional

  • @Bane520

    @Bane520

    Ай бұрын

    @@cloudyskies9897 How?

  • @Rebelrabit
    @Rebelrabit2 ай бұрын

    This man's upload schedule is perfect. Always right before I go take a shower

  • @Wrldoncets
    @Wrldoncets2 ай бұрын

    Yoo Joe love the content stay strong brother stay safe

  • @shadw7090
    @shadw70902 ай бұрын

    Bro thinks he’s Hercules 😭

  • @TSH3890
    @TSH3890Ай бұрын

    Spider Crabs are super overpowered. They are Durable enough to survive pressure strong enough to crush the titanic in half a second. It also has the claws that can rip right through bones. 0% No luck can help you survive against this monstrosity

  • @bryerc5785
    @bryerc57852 ай бұрын

    17:00 fun fact, mose eyes dont reflect light so u cant see them on the road at night thats why so many people hit them and die

  • @nerf.miner1
    @nerf.miner12 ай бұрын

    Nah the Tasmanian tiger wild kratts episode went hard

  • @ZANNERZAVITZ
    @ZANNERZAVITZ2 ай бұрын

    Joe: im gonna be rubbing his neck, im gonna be chokin it

  • @doomsday24

    @doomsday24

    23 күн бұрын

    "MMMMM OHH YEAAAH"

  • @fbiagent3998
    @fbiagent399827 күн бұрын

    Some extra information on the wolf: a wolf's bite force is 1,200 psi on average. For comparison, a pitbull's is around 200-300 psi and grizzly bear has around 1,160 psi.

  • @Kahoneki
    @Kahoneki2 ай бұрын

    blessed be thou when joe uploads

  • @user-sy2gh6vm8v
    @user-sy2gh6vm8v2 ай бұрын

    35:58 a Wildebeest at 20%? Do you know how strong they are, they kill big cats and many other carnivores. That’s an instant 0%

  • @Taost.

    @Taost.

    2 ай бұрын

    same with hyena and zebra

  • @CasualCat64

    @CasualCat64

    2 ай бұрын

    20 is fair all it takes is a lucky stick shot which is exactly what 20% is

  • @Mr_Chili05

    @Mr_Chili05

    2 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@CasualCat64no a single lucky stick shot is hurting a wildebeast they would fuck you up

  • @user-sy2gh6vm8v

    @user-sy2gh6vm8v

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CasualCat64 yeah but even 20% is a stretch, maybe like 5%

  • @CasualCat64

    @CasualCat64

    2 ай бұрын

    @@user-sy2gh6vm8v I’d say 5% is an average teens chances with an average adult male fairing a little better at 10% assuming they both have weapons to puncture skin. Joe is 2x that of the average man strength wise.

  • @CrimsonKOSER
    @CrimsonKOSERАй бұрын

    Kangaroos buff asf in you just haven’t seen the right pictures

  • @spiderwebzz5842
    @spiderwebzz5842Ай бұрын

    Now do "Which horror villains could I beat in a fight"

  • @MonkgeneIsGoated
    @MonkgeneIsGoated2 ай бұрын

    Finally, he has been talking about this tier list for weeks

  • @Demontime1
    @Demontime12 ай бұрын

    Bro has a 0 % chance against an bald eagle coming at you at 99 mph💀

  • @Gort_the_surf1123

    @Gort_the_surf1123

    2 ай бұрын

    You wouldn't stand a chance in a hand-to-hand fight with an eagle. Eagles are powerful birds with sharp talons and beaks designed for hunting. Their grip strength is immense, and their agility in the air far surpasses anything a human can achieve. Even if you managed to grab an eagle, it would likely slash or peck you with its beak before you could overpower it.

  • @thefordlord9893

    @thefordlord9893

    Ай бұрын

    @@Gort_the_surf1123u can just shatter its bones with ur grip alone

  • @externish

    @externish

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Gort_the_surf1123dude their like 1/3 the size of humans

  • @scienceisthetruth5927

    @scienceisthetruth5927

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Bigbob508 Are you serious dude? Break all the bones in your body in one hit? Eagles are not pragrene falcons,they do not divebomb and if the eagle even tried that, the thing that would be heard from impact would be a splash and the eagle turned unrecognizable even if the human is severely injured afterwards (always depending on the point of contact ofc). At the end of the day,as long as you keep both if your hands in front of your face the eagle can't do anything.

  • @Bro-dot-

    @Bro-dot-

    Ай бұрын

    @@Gort_the_surf1123 You say birds are designed for hunting forgetting humans are literally the top animal at hunting.

  • @Mogsillq
    @Mogsillq2 ай бұрын

    Joe is not killing a wolf 😭

  • @LethalByChoice

    @LethalByChoice

    20 күн бұрын

    He's literally not. The vast majority with no weapons are NOT killing a wolf. Joe's friend who said he could kill two wolves with his bare hands is an idiot. Wolves can weigh up to 120-150 pounds and there's wolves in Alaska that can weigh more than that. Their bite force can go up to 1000 to 1500 psi. There is a very good reason why there's breeds of dogs that are literally bred to kill wolves because the majority of dog species cannot 1v1 a wolf and win, they will get their shit rocked for multiple reasons. Inferior muscular strength, smaller teeth, weaker jaw muscles, weaker fighting instinct, etc. Joe's friend is not killing *one* wolf let alone *two.* Joe is 100% dead.

  • @user-zz7zh7yv3t

    @user-zz7zh7yv3t

    19 күн бұрын

    Depends on the species of wolf There are wolves which are quiet small and some others get much larger

  • @LethalByChoice

    @LethalByChoice

    19 күн бұрын

    @@user-zz7zh7yv3t Apparently KZread deleted my comment but I was saying a wolf around 100 pounds or larger Joe is not beating and his friend is delusional for saying he could take on one wolf let alone two. Small wolves sure but if we're talking wolves from canada or alaska which can weigh well over 100 pounds up to 175lbs yeah no Joe is not beating them in a fight.

  • @Mogsillq

    @Mogsillq

    7 күн бұрын

    @@user-zz7zh7yv3t Joe gets killed his bench is 250 wich is ok but I bench 335 do muy Thai and I even I think I’m getting killed

  • @justtulip8936
    @justtulip89362 ай бұрын

    I love Joe’s videos they always make me laugh I’m glad I found his channel ❤

  • @saifmajid4029
    @saifmajid40292 ай бұрын

    V good video, very logical thinking too, n good stats that put context to the situation

  • @dwoods3244
    @dwoods32442 ай бұрын

    You guys think Joe still thinks he could beam an eagle dive bombing him with a rock? He’s still not easily beating an eagle tbh. Joe really think he’s a baseball pitcher and could snipe an eagle dive bombing at him with a small rock with ease.

  • @RhonePitini-ql7pw

    @RhonePitini-ql7pw

    2 ай бұрын

    100% Joe is built different

  • @benradey379

    @benradey379

    2 ай бұрын

    Def not sniping it out of the sky but definitely beating it once you get a hold of it.

  • @YHWHsam

    @YHWHsam

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s 14 pounds he’s winning at least 75% of the time

  • @EeveetoUmbreon25

    @EeveetoUmbreon25

    2 ай бұрын

    I give human vs eagle a 50/50, if the eagle is smart it dive bombs while using its talons to tear me apart. If its stupid, it will most likely launch a frontal assault by clawing at my face with its claws while flapping its wings, at which point as long as you tank the damage from the claws, you should be able to get a hold of the bird and end it. But depends on the bird, if it does bird things you gotta get lucky or die

  • @nilaaplayzyt

    @nilaaplayzyt

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@EeveetoUmbreon25as if i couldnt weave that mf thats comming from miles away

  • @HorrorPlaytime-hr7wh
    @HorrorPlaytime-hr7whАй бұрын

    Fun fact: Platypuses have a venomous sper on their ankle. When stung by a platypus, the intense pain, swelling, and increased sensitivity can last for weeks. The venom causes severe, debilitating pain, with no specific antivenom available, requiring symptomatic treatment.

  • @johnqarbuckle3339

    @johnqarbuckle3339

    Ай бұрын

    Platypus venom isn’t lethal to humans

  • @gavinnatale3387
    @gavinnatale33872 ай бұрын

    Glad you still making content 👍

  • @serenitygunter-fq3xw
    @serenitygunter-fq3xwАй бұрын

    Yo.. i think the octopus is you're twin Joe.. no way!!

  • @tannercarr1335
    @tannercarr13352 ай бұрын

    bear back-shots is crazy

  • @stoopid.ideeit

    @stoopid.ideeit

    2 ай бұрын

    Fr but what’s with the timestamp?

  • @TheProphetShia
    @TheProphetShiaАй бұрын

    I’m actually crying from laughter 😭😭😂

  • @NikkiNighteye
    @NikkiNighteye2 ай бұрын

    Joe loves the "jump on the back and smack em" strat

  • @jonnyisbarretta
    @jonnyisbarretta2 ай бұрын

    You’re getting destroyed by an orangutan

  • @fttchris7932
    @fttchris79322 ай бұрын

    Joe always lookin mad cute bro 😭

  • @yazsc

    @yazsc

    2 ай бұрын

    wild

  • @emma6648

    @emma6648

    2 ай бұрын

    @@yazschow

  • @Combatgoblin83
    @Combatgoblin83Ай бұрын

    My man; you would run from a determined house cat 😂

  • @sane1125
    @sane112522 күн бұрын

    chimp at 0 but orangutan at 20 is crazy

  • @videogames7032
    @videogames7032Ай бұрын

    bruh you not hitting an eagle with a rock when it's dive bombing you xD

  • @AvarFPS

    @AvarFPS

    Ай бұрын

    Eagles don't dive bomb and if it did then it would immediately pass out or die

  • @marcelomelo9977

    @marcelomelo9977

    29 күн бұрын

    Only falcons, which are commically small, do that and even then once an eagle comes close it's game over from there

  • @videogames7032

    @videogames7032

    28 күн бұрын

    ​@@marcelomelo9977 lol, I've seen bald eagles fish, and not to mention they also dive bomb while mating

  • @videogames7032

    @videogames7032

    28 күн бұрын

    @@AvarFPS lol, I've seen bald eagles fish, and not to mention they also dive bomb while mating

  • @AvarFPS

    @AvarFPS

    28 күн бұрын

    @@videogames7032 that would be suicide if they hit a human

  • @therent7161
    @therent71612 ай бұрын

    Joe bart is the goat of streamers 🐐

  • @Astgl
    @Astgl2 ай бұрын

    Joe keep up the good work man I discovered you 3month ago and you make my day every time you upload!

  • @silveremie
    @silveremie2 ай бұрын

    I love your videos bro keep it up!!

  • @MatthewDiaz-uh2ob
    @MatthewDiaz-uh2ob2 ай бұрын

    Under one century gang 👇

  • @Meme_Capybara
    @Meme_Capybara2 ай бұрын

    Nah, id win

  • @Relisimy0001
    @Relisimy00012 ай бұрын

    Love these types of videos more joe ranks vids pls 🙏

  • @elijahmorse7755
    @elijahmorse77552 ай бұрын

    One of the more reasonable animal vs videos I’ve seen. Bro underestimated the eagle though, look up a video of them fighting black bears.

  • @viking6917

    @viking6917

    Ай бұрын

    Boars will absolutely murder you though. We have a fence on the Danish German border solely to keep wild boars out of Denmark because they kill so many people going for strolls in the forest. And the african variant obliterates lions by the way.

  • @johnhilbert9130
    @johnhilbert9130Ай бұрын

    nah the wolf one is valid, there was a big ass german shepherd coming at me and i flipped that mf

  • @johnhilbert9130

    @johnhilbert9130

    Ай бұрын

    ..and with large dogs as long as u try to keep ur arteries safe and stay up off the floor you will most likely be able to concuss the dog i would get a rock in this situation so ye

  • @Skyypixelgamer

    @Skyypixelgamer

    Ай бұрын

    True but wolves tend to be bigger than German shepherds especially the North American ones.

  • @lilminty3067

    @lilminty3067

    Ай бұрын

    @@johnhilbert9130dawg you not beating no wolf. a wolf would punk a german shepherd. these kids need to stay off the internet

  • @blabla-fw9ix

    @blabla-fw9ix

    Ай бұрын

    @@lilminty3067 A lot of people are delusional here including the guy that made the video . Wolves can reach 75 kg of mass , have such a strong bite that they can break your bones . Maybe a guy like Brian Shaw has a chance but for most men fighting a wolf is a death sentence .

  • @ccccccc4546

    @ccccccc4546

    Ай бұрын

    I don’t think you understand how huge wolves are compared to even the largest dog breed. Even their teeth and claws are larger. You would not flip a wolf.

  • @GodVR1800
    @GodVR18002 ай бұрын

    The vegan teacher be like😱😱

  • @AngryBiscuit09
    @AngryBiscuit09Ай бұрын

    He's not killing a buck too agile, he's dead completely 😂

  • @user-wf5uw8jt9j
    @user-wf5uw8jt9j2 ай бұрын

    Just imagining Joe fighting a shark on land. Yknow just casually pulling up a chair sitting down, putting on some music.

  • @stealthy1017
    @stealthy10172 ай бұрын

    Vegan Teacher is not gonna like this one

  • @christianlauten2957
    @christianlauten29572 ай бұрын

    Eating 1 chicken nuggets for every like this gets

  • @yusufbilmez4839

    @yusufbilmez4839

    Ай бұрын

    Ain’t giving a like then, for your own wellbeing

  • @Maka753

    @Maka753

    Ай бұрын

    @@yusufbilmez4839it’s only 19

  • @yusufbilmez4839

    @yusufbilmez4839

    Ай бұрын

    @@Maka753 for now

  • @TorstenP-cq4gl

    @TorstenP-cq4gl

    Ай бұрын

    Fr, if it’s McDonald’s, that nutrition value would be absolutely bonkers.

  • @jerrodmartin8206

    @jerrodmartin8206

    Ай бұрын

    92 bud

  • @Cherise09
    @Cherise092 ай бұрын

    Joe really thought a cheetah was a Jaguar and he thought a manta ray could sting😭🙏🏼

  • @ilyyCREA
    @ilyyCREA2 ай бұрын

    doing a push up for every like this gets 😂😢

  • @majimagaming5139

    @majimagaming5139

    Ай бұрын

    Like bait

  • @mr_kos287

    @mr_kos287

    Ай бұрын

    ur ass wont do a single one 😂😢

  • @Cybrsp6

    @Cybrsp6

    Ай бұрын

    Wtf is a push up?

  • @mr_kos287

    @mr_kos287

    Ай бұрын

    @@Cybrsp6 when you push upwards or smth

  • @rumpope

    @rumpope

    Ай бұрын

    @Cybrsp6 it’s where you put one hand on the ground then put your other hand like a foot to the right and then stretch your back fully out and put your feet in in the same way as your hands and then push up and then push down to like have a foot above the ground.

  • @EMandNa
    @EMandNa2 ай бұрын

    Tbh joe could take on all these easily

  • @nocturnalbulk

    @nocturnalbulk

    2 ай бұрын

    true that

  • @Gort_the_surf1123

    @Gort_the_surf1123

    2 ай бұрын

    You wouldn't stand a chance in a hand-to-hand fight with an eagle. Eagles are powerful birds with sharp talons and beaks designed for hunting. Their grip strength is immense, and their agility in the air far surpasses anything a human can achieve. Even if you managed to grab an eagle, it would likely slash or peck you with its beak before you could overpower it.

  • @Itsmekeurus

    @Itsmekeurus

    Ай бұрын

    @@Gort_the_surf1123Eagle is 50/50

  • @ArtyPping
    @ArtyPpingАй бұрын

    "he is probably thinking about other girls" him:

  • @RoronoaDZoro-ko8cv
    @RoronoaDZoro-ko8cvАй бұрын

    bro is wondering if he could beat a chimpansee but puts urangutan on 20%

  • @Jdyo
    @Jdyo2 ай бұрын

    10000% Joe is beating a kangaroo, outrageous to think otherwise. Their reach is only like 3 inches (pretty average btw)

  • @Drbnny7106

    @Drbnny7106

    2 ай бұрын

    Their kick can shatter your bones

  • @andreadickerson7874

    @andreadickerson7874

    2 ай бұрын

    There kick is destroy your legs

  • @yaboitriplex241

    @yaboitriplex241

    Ай бұрын

    They have and will dodge punches

  • @Ben_MC5
    @Ben_MC52 ай бұрын

    Day 5 of telling Joe he’s so cute

  • @killjoy1564

    @killjoy1564

    2 ай бұрын

    Actually true

  • @57_Striker_editz

    @57_Striker_editz

    6 күн бұрын

    He has a gf

  • @killjoy1564

    @killjoy1564

    6 күн бұрын

    @@57_Striker_editz so? That means nothing

  • @Flewisjr
    @Flewisjr2 ай бұрын

    The video I didnt't know I needed in my life

  • @spuckatron
    @spuckatron2 ай бұрын

    Not Joe mounting the ostrich like a lynel

  • @Bobbyisverycool
    @Bobbyisverycool2 ай бұрын

    Under 100 Views Gang ⬇

  • @disgustedpotato6564

    @disgustedpotato6564

    2 ай бұрын

    Lets go

  • @ClipsShorts_

    @ClipsShorts_

    2 ай бұрын

    If there are over 100 likes on this comment someone has to be lying (it's me)

  • @Unbound_-

    @Unbound_-

    2 ай бұрын

    I’m only under 10 minute gang :(

  • @DonkoFonko

    @DonkoFonko

    2 ай бұрын

    I was playing fncs fortnite

  • @MrPizza_0919

    @MrPizza_0919

    2 ай бұрын

    Under 10,000 Views Gang

  • @noneya8999
    @noneya89992 ай бұрын

    0 views 1 sec Joe fell off

  • @xxirevengexx6125

    @xxirevengexx6125

    2 ай бұрын

    Aren’t you basically the first viewer 🤓👆

  • @Nitro_MD-cr3fn

    @Nitro_MD-cr3fn

    2 ай бұрын

    You’re so funny aren’t you

  • @Isaacyoung123

    @Isaacyoung123

    2 ай бұрын

    This was posted 9 days ago and this is 10 days ago. 😨

  • @HIMMOTHY964

    @HIMMOTHY964

    Ай бұрын

    @@Isaacyoung123balls

  • @TheSpiralSpiderWeb
    @TheSpiralSpiderWeb2 ай бұрын

    Kinda want that tierlist made so everyone can use it just to see what Joes viewers make XD

  • @daniel.sandberg.5298
    @daniel.sandberg.52983 сағат бұрын

    No matter how hard you punch a tiger, it wouldnt feel it.

  • @TacticalTaborpiece
    @TacticalTaborpiece2 ай бұрын

    80 billion views in 1.0 seconds he fell off

  • @shadowbeast4707

    @shadowbeast4707

    2 ай бұрын

    You aint funny lil bro

  • @Plannermanner
    @Plannermanner2 ай бұрын

    10 views in 3 seconds fell off

  • @SleepyLadsincoparated

    @SleepyLadsincoparated

    2 ай бұрын

    Shut up, you guys are so annoying

  • @gazerr

    @gazerr

    2 ай бұрын

    @@SleepyLadsincoparatedfrrrr I hate people that say that

  • @SleepyLadsincoparated

    @SleepyLadsincoparated

    2 ай бұрын

    @gazerr Agreed like bro it doesn't matter if you think he fell because obviously he didnt

  • @jacksonthomas2821

    @jacksonthomas2821

    2 ай бұрын

    Bro it’s a joke

  • @joshw9961

    @joshw9961

    2 ай бұрын

    Super original fr

  • @corbinho11
    @corbinho112 ай бұрын

    The bald eagle call was insane, aren't their claws bigger than human hands?

  • @Brody-lifts
    @Brody-lifts2 ай бұрын

    “Splale” made my brain hurt at a martial artist

  • @yiiyo
    @yiiyo2 ай бұрын

    0 views in 3 years bro fell off hard

  • @MyPetRockDied77

    @MyPetRockDied77

    2 ай бұрын

    Fr

  • @timothysams1712
    @timothysams1712Күн бұрын

    Joe always loves to flex his jawline on EVERY thumbnail.

  • @aaronburns2570
    @aaronburns25702 ай бұрын

    Bart your the best man love you keep it up and btw can't wait for the next storage hustle also Thank you for your schedules when you say them since I'm a KZread frog

  • @just_some_guy_truly
    @just_some_guy_truly2 ай бұрын

    you can hit a boar with a metal bat, and it'll just get mad, probably 50/50 - 20%

  • @seemoreplays9834
    @seemoreplays98342 ай бұрын

    Imagine not having the last 43 Joe Bart vids watched in a row

  • @christopherjohnson1414
    @christopherjohnson141418 күн бұрын

    i havent laughed like this in a while . thank you . too many moments to even mention one . quite an imagination .

  • @ii_erika2052
    @ii_erika20522 ай бұрын

    I’ve seen elementary schoolers fight better than those kangaroos 💀

  • @itsmagicgoose10903
    @itsmagicgoose109032 ай бұрын

    “Jamie, let’s see some bear claws”

  • @thesacredgempath
    @thesacredgempath2 ай бұрын

    You forget the fact that the apes will use their teeth in a fight, and they all got strong jaws

  • @dillonbradbury4991
    @dillonbradbury4991Ай бұрын

    Guys.. giraffes kill lions all the time by stomping them to death. You have 0 chance 😂

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