...A perfectly sound business plan. I'm sure the Alien Queen will co-operate fully once our accountants have explained the commercial opportunities for her and her species...

Dear Mr. Alien_Theory: You deserve a spot on this franchise's creatice team.

@AlienTheory

6 жыл бұрын

+Matt Love lol thank you but Fox won't return my calls 😝

@singaporeghostclub

Жыл бұрын

You’ll be set up for life.

@NAMELESSHOSTAGE

Жыл бұрын

Maybe his presence is what the franchise needs.

@robirvine6970

11 ай бұрын

Uh.. why? Because he just reads their work out loud?

I trained my xeno , i just can’t bring him in the house ...he drools on everything and growls at my family

@scottallison2296

4 жыл бұрын

The postman stopped coming after my xeno grew up

@ali.h8408

3 жыл бұрын

Yesterday I was hungry and unfortunately had ran out of tuna, so I fired up my barbecue and cooked me some fresh grilled zenomorph.

@Eluderatnight

3 жыл бұрын

Keeps tearing up my AC ducts, HVAC guy said he would fix it but he just left his van parked out front for weeks now and its still not fixed.

@magnuskallas

2 жыл бұрын

I recently submitted my CV to Weyland-Yutani. Might get my hands on a Xeno too. I'm excited!

@Eire_Go_Deo

2 жыл бұрын

@@ali.h8408 Once you get used to the acid aftertaste, it’s actually pretty great meat!

If you want to tame Xenomorph as an attack soldier, you should try to tame the queen or create some kind of psychic mind controlling device. Taming Xemonorphs with the way you train dogs or other animals is a big mistake. These creatures are too wild, ferocious, and cunning for that.

@robirvine6970

Жыл бұрын

Are you stupid? The fucken video states that.

Legends say that the great Alien Theory himself survived being nuked from orbit.

@FrennisDaemon

6 жыл бұрын

Midway 1942 Sooo, it WASN'T the only way to be sure?

The idea of "gathering these Alien specimens" and then experimenting on them, and their biology sounds like it could be a noble endeavor but would only end up bringing untold suffering misery, and death!!

I swear, Weyland with Aliens are like moths to flames; it never ends well.

You have an interesting way to discuss Alien. You’re not like other channels. That’s a big bonus, IMO! Keep up the good work!!

Weyland-Yutani: "building better worlds"

@Ensign_Cthulhu

6 жыл бұрын

...then infesting them.

@E1N9A8N0DA

6 жыл бұрын

Weyland-Yutani : "Fucking up worlds harder"

@Furzkampfbomber

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, no one said they would build better worlds for _humans!_

Considering FTL travel became the norm,the possibilty of encountering other Alien species(some with higher intelligence) seems quite plausible.Some might even be much more advanced than humans and initiate a purge of humanity if they deemed it as 'expendable'.Would be fascinating to see how WY would deploy trained Xenos to fend off that threat. It opens up an altogether different dimension to the Alien Universe. Somehow,between humanity and the advanced intergalactic race,the fate of who prevails would be dependent on who's able to control and deploy the Xenos against the other. Lastly,another brilliant video with top notch narration and background score.Never disappoints!

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

Idk about that one, chief. The Engineers died off because they tried weaponizing the Xenomorphs. I don't feel too good about humanity's chances after hearing that.

4:38 "Minimal risk to our soldiers" Right... Except now you have to take the enemy base from the xenomorph

@magnuskallas

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. That one doesn't make any sense. Plus it would be illegal to use bio-weapons (there are cheaper alternatives existing since WW1).

@drarsen33

2 жыл бұрын

We need to invade world X. X has some serious anti air capabilities, we cant deploy Drop aliens and eggs on planet Wait for a bit Launch the assault as planetary defenders are focused on containing and exterminating the xeno threat. Mop up remaining aliens yourself.

@DarkOmegaMK2

2 жыл бұрын

@@drarsen33 Because "Mop up remaining aliens yourself." has always been super easy and with no consequence. It's not like the Xenomorph are infamous for their quick reproduction or anything, smh.

@drarsen33

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkOmegaMK2 No one said it would be easy but it still might be more cost effective than trying to launch equivalent of space D day. And I presume that dropping full grown drones would be more effective as if you just drop eggs there is a chance that queen will appear. There are deleted scenes from original movie in which it seems that drone is somehow slowly turning people into eggs. If that is canon then you would have bigger issue to deal with. In general it always seemed to me that xenomorphs are over hyped as extinction level threat. For individual space ship or colony yes. For fully developed world like Earth with millions of soldiers to call upon, advanced communication, transportation and research and manufacturing I dont see it as huge threat. Black goo viral bombing from orbit would be much harder to deal with.

@garammaru3272

2 жыл бұрын

But, it appears Xenomorphs do not possess significant longevity compares to humans. Other than Queen, I haven't heard any Xenomorph drones or warriors live more than few years. So once Xenomorph destroy enemy's base, then we can isolate and quarantine the area so none of the Xenomorphs can escape and within few years most of Warriors and Drones would die out and soldiers with exo-suit or power armor can destroy the eggs and the Queen to get the job done.

Wasn't the reason xenomorphs were more intelligent during the events of Alien:Resurrection, because of the genetic crossbreeding of Number 8 and the Queen Alien? Since they both shared genetic memories and instincts of the others original hosts. That would have been passed down into the drones. Example: coordinated cell escape by killing one of their own. Leaving a trail of weapons for Elgin pick up like bread crumbs. And herding the crew of the Betty along with number 8 to an area they had no choice to travel, after opening the cooking units and causing a flood. I may be overthinking this. But this adderall really helps me focus my thoughts into a coherent beam. As thought one speaker is chosen as a mouth piece for a hall of yammering voices. Keep up the cool production of these videos Alien Theory👍

@garammaru3272

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I believe the reason why xenomorphs in Alien Resurrection seem more smarter compared to other counterparts were because of crossbreeding. I guess just like Ripley received traits of xenomorph (acidic blood, though less acidic compared to actual xenomorph, heighten physical condition and senses) I guess xenomorphs received enhanced intelligence. But regular xenomorphs also possess above animal level intelligence as they managed to trick humans sometimes. I'd say their intelligence can rival the velociraptors from Jurassic Park series. In Aliens, xenomorph queen managed to figure out how to activate elevator when she was escaping from the facility to kill Ripley and Newt. Protomorphs developed by David 8 in Alien: Covenant did not show any sign of notable intelligence other than going berserk and attempts to attack anything in its path (probably because they were not complete and David's creations are just cheap knock off of Engineers' xenomorphs)

@kyleowen372

Жыл бұрын

Actually they have always been smart enough to coordinate escapes no one has ever seen them do it but they was a hell of a lot smarter in resurrection

@mrrictus

Жыл бұрын

@@kyleowen372 damn i don't even remember leaving that comment. thanks for the reply and trip down memory lane.

@mrrictus

Жыл бұрын

@@garammaru3272 since there wasn't a live action continuation of Ripley 8's fate post Alien:R, i'll just accept her stories conclusion in the comic book continuation. She went out like a BAAAAD ASS WARRIOR.

@Jack_Jack_907

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely, between having the advantage of Genetic memory and having part of Ripley's DNA that would easily make the resurrection Aliens among the smartest ever produced. Also, Queen Aliens have been reported to be at Human level Genius.. combine that with the Genetic memory factor, and they could've been the scariest Xenos to ever exist... that is, until the newborn came along and basically ruined the rest of the movie 🥴 I honestly wish they would've taken a second and realize how stupid it was to give the Queen a womb and a baby that despite giving birth to it, doesn't consider its birth giver to be its mother..? Any animal that gives live birth recognizes the one who gave birth to it as it's mother, except under very rare circumstances like being abandoned and/or adopted by another animal and imprinting on them, but those are highly uncommon occurrences so it should recognize that the Queen is its true mother and Ripley would just be Genetic Family or even could be considered to be its Grandma I guess?

Training a xenomorph for combat always seemed idiotic. It's not like you try to tame a lion or a crocodile to fight with your military.

@realgamer1789

6 жыл бұрын

Electric Wolf be a lot cooler if you did

@redseagaming7832

4 жыл бұрын

I can see it now they let a xenomorph loose on the battlefield alongside the colonial Marines but the alien ends up killing both sides and the colonial Marines are saying Friendly Fire the alien does not care

@jamiebraswell5520

4 жыл бұрын

@@redseagaming7832 that basically happens in the second mini-series comic book.

@ilmarinen79

4 жыл бұрын

There is an account in history of a bear as a pet and "assistant" in some military squad. Wojtek, the soldier bear. That doesn't mean bears in military would be something to think about though :D

@kingcobrajfssepaboosterclub

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It's a bioweapon. You don't train it you let it loose then clean it up if you can.

There he goes again getting me xenohorny.i would love a weyland yutani origin movie. Great content and editing A.T.

Very cool episode Alien Theory !

Awesome video! Informative and thoughtful!

Dude' I absolutely love your videos, especially the background music!!

Love these videos!!!

Great video Alien Theory!

Love this series! Thanks!

Can you do a video on the reading order of the graphic novels and novel's of the Alien Franchise please? There are many sites on the subject, but I believe it would be awesome to see what the theorist can come up with. Thank you. (Love your videos)

@AlienTheory

6 жыл бұрын

+XENO 178 I am planning to go through many comics soon and I am very excited about it!!!! 😃😃

@gabemcknight8933

6 жыл бұрын

+Alien Theory can't wait!thank you ailen theory

Love this channel! It grips me.

Great Video Alien Theory!

love this channel

@gabrielarruda6309

6 жыл бұрын

Me too.Is very instructive.I learn things about Alien-Predator Universe who I don't know.

Great video. You do an excellent job of giving the head executive speech with sinister undertones. LoL It's a shame that innocent curiosity almost always leads to destructive greed. There are truly benevolent gains to be made by studying the xenomorph. But it is true that most would look first trying to make a weapon first.

LOVED IT!!!!!

Brilliant channel matey

Great vid!

so great

Very cool

That background music is so relaxing, wish I could find it.

I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

@Idcanymore510

4 жыл бұрын

Sociopath.

What's genuinely scary is that a lot of the arguments in this make logical sense

2.50 "No external indicaters of disease processes". Now I can't remember the name of the story but there has been an incident of diseased xenomorphs, the time when when that crazy Dr dude was abducted by them and he lived in their hive of a long period. They tried to make him copulate with his own mother and other horrific things happened during the incident, I'm sure others will remember the details of this incident, name of the story and the dr's name etc. Anyway, point is, they have been know to be diseased and this was noted by probably the foremost scientist to study the xenomorphs so for Weyland Yutani to say in some kind of mission statement is a bit of an oversight or a deliberate lie.

@TobeWilsonNetwork

6 жыл бұрын

Furygan Alien Theory has a great video on that comic series and its crazy Dr. Church, give it a watch

@TheEmadia

5 жыл бұрын

I have a similar recollection. They are vulnerable to some kind of virus or bacteria.

@lanceshelton5024

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Church and his fungi/ mold based viral weaponry.

Did you make the visuals ? They're amazing !

Alien Covenant is leading to all this. In the Alien 1979 film there is no way that the company didn't know about the xenomorph.

@LUCKO2022

6 жыл бұрын

Of course they knew of the Derelict. That is why they re-routed the Nostromo and Ash replaced the original science officer to make sure they go exploring and bring back a organism.

@jamiebraswell5520

4 жыл бұрын

@@LUCKO2022 yep, common sense for anyone watching the original movie.

cool vid

I love your content! Why don't you do it in HD? It would make the text onscreen, especially, much easier to see.

@AlienTheory

6 жыл бұрын

+Steve Boyd unfortunately the text would be the only thing that looks good if I uploaded in HD...I purposely use poor camera-to-the-screen footage in order to get around copyright bots. In HD it looks horrendous. It sucks because I'd love to make really spiffy HD videos but I'm pretty sure the channel would be taken down if I did it that way. :(

@Ensign_Cthulhu

6 жыл бұрын

Plus, let's face it. This is W-Y corporate secrets at the highest level. As the average Joe (or Joanne), you're not SUPPOSED to see any of this shit, and the lo-fi quality makes it feel like the hack that it is (in universe).

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

@@Ensign_Cthulhu Well, at least we're the AVERAGE Joes and not the WORKING Joes lmao I'd hate to be Seegson property haha

Great video, what's the music in the background?

Xenomorphs are unique creatures. I'm not surprised they are so obsessed with them

Did you notice the skeletal like appearance to the space jockey bio armor? It seems this organism has existed prior to the events in Prometheus and has already been studied by the engineers. I believe the cargo hold full of eggs was either being transported to earth for extermination of humanity. Or to a military outpost for further study...

The corp still exists, right? owned by Walmart? is that in a scene or deleted scene? so as an advanced research and industrial player it exists post-resurrection.

How about a video on how and where Ripley's blood samples were obtained on Fury 161 to clone her in "Alien Resurrection"?

Sit. Play dead. Roll over? You can’t control it. No truer words have ever been said in the alien universe. Well perhaps, “It’s game over man. Game over!”

3:12 can anyone please explain to me the tool that somehow cuts the facehugger during the medical room scene? I don’t understand how it damaged the facehugger.

I want that Xeno-Supersoaker!

As much as I love Xenos, black goo vase bombing (as seen in AC) seems a much easier means to eliminate an enemy but leave their structures intact. I would however enjoy a lone Xeno in a deep concrete cell for execution purposes.

Can you elaborate on the “most recent contact”????

what is the background ambient music called ?

@bacalhauspirit7400

6 жыл бұрын

I would like to know that too, I love the music! What I could find is that it is in the beginning and background of the BPM "Beyond The Limit" song.

@scienceuser99

Жыл бұрын

I found the song many years ago. But lost it...

Ah the start of the avp2 game makes more sense now hearing about the medical applications of the xenomorph. I think first level of alien campaign when the woman was badgering the guy about pharmaceutical results

Can you do a verses between way-yutani corp verses tryall wallias corp. Which alien pronethus blade runner verse company os more corrupted

Only problem with W/Y is all the money that has to be sunk into such a project with all benefits being so far out and the high risk involved with the research. Any investor would be crazy to throw money at this. The lawsuits and possible losses of investments is too high except for the most crazy of corporations.

@greyscaleb1537

6 жыл бұрын

Weyland would've made trillions just mining asteroids so money isn't a problem, real life humanity could do the same with that method of profit.

Imagine if the Borg assimilated Xenomorphs

@MegaDuckmonster

6 жыл бұрын

ArcanePath360 Tbh, the Borg would be assimilated. ;) Imo

@gabrielarruda6309

6 жыл бұрын

If they live enough can be possible.

@docartemis2878

6 жыл бұрын

ArcanePath360 i’m not sure either group could assimilate the other. The borg may not be humanoid enough to support an embryo. And Xenomorphs are far too aggressive to be captured and assimilated by the borg. Not to mention that even if they were captured, the xenomorph acid blood would prevent the installation of borg cybernetics.

@gabrielarruda6309

6 жыл бұрын

The Xenomorph will tear the Borgs in very pieces until become scrap.

@MegaDuckmonster

6 жыл бұрын

It would make for an awesome, awesome fan-fic or Comic mind you.

most of that stuff does not require a live specimen. and if something does, send a Droid down into a previously established hive (not one you have to create) and have it walk around. or use a Droid to pick up and carry an egg and don't let any living creature get near it.

mister Alien Theoryst, do you had any news about alien awekening??? repart??? ingeniers??? David new plans??? whait for response ty....

Song of the video?

If the Xenomorph were to star in an episode of Death Battle, would you be willing to collaborate with them on the species?

Every kid would love a pet Xenomorph

I got scared when the Alien in resurrection started to scream! remember that moment?

Really love the style of these company dispatch videos. keep them coming. P.s my trick or treaters loved the video clips in my display included is a link to this years first video( kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKKtsJVpY6a1Zto.html )will send the link for final contest vid when we finish it

Experimentation on Xenomorphs can have devastating consequences.

What are xeno teeth made of in canon material? Are they actually metal?

Would work for Weyland Yutani in heartbeat. If that doesn't pan out there is always Tyrell Corp, Hanka Corp, OCP, Cyberdyne Systems and last but not least Umbrella Corp....

you don't have to, but someday maybe, I'd love to see a video about Specimen six? ^///^

@AlienTheory

5 жыл бұрын

I made one! :)

I thought David sent all info on Xeno back to company at end of Covenant transmission

Sheesh, let’s hope the UAC and Umbrella don’t try to steal this guy. He’s a PR master.

Man....that was dark.

Weyland Yutani Dr. G reporting. Your insight into the xenomorph contains vital information when it comes to it's chemistry. But the baseline information is left in the dark. This lifeform was created with a genetic ability to somewhat replicate DNA it breeds off of. As far as it's intelligence goes it is indeed linked to it's queen but overall the xenomorphs seek solely to further their own existence by any means necessary. When faced with eminent death and or extinction the xenomorphs rely on basic instincts that forces a change. One such change could be a lone xenomorph molting into a queen in the absence of one. It is during these changes where the xenomorphs entire genetic makeup is what is vital. It is a fact that all known xenomorphs may have this ability. Further examination is required.

I wonder if Earthbound militaries are trying to replicate weapon systems based on this 'hypothetical' creature?

This video was sponsored by Weyland-Yutani. "Weyland-Yutani: We swear we didn't think this could happen!" But really though, alot of the lore says that WY would use it as a weapon against an enemy but they don't really say who the enemy is. Given how a squad of USCM can take out a whole hive it makes you think that xenomorphs are most effective against civilian centers.

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

They probably plan to sell them as Bioweapons to the USCM. The USCM would then probably deploy them against the Union of Progressive Peoples, or UPP for short. The UPP and United Americas are hostile nation-states, after all.

Question: is it safe to assume that W-Y is driven by the sole corporate resposibility of the Friedman School of Economic Theory that was highlighted and implemented by the industrialists of the late 20th century?: to increase shareholder value above all? If so, that would then require a bit of suspension of disbelief fron the audience to think that a company could genuinely be so altruistic whilst driven by profit.

Xenomorph acid tipped bullets sounds like the most devastating thing ever imagined by humanity. 😨

@jacobjorgenson9285

4 жыл бұрын

So far , french fries have killed more people than any weapon

@dominicomegon4714

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobjorgenson9285 Then I should be dead 100x over by now. 🍔🍟🍺

And so begins the story of Alien: Sea of Sorrows

What about replicating Xenomorph structure in to a drone ? Robots doing the fighting like a Terminator

You could build a trilogy of films based on this dossier alone. The degree to which the franchise was bungled after Aliens, and in Ridley's new prequels is infuriating. There should be anywhere between 9-12 seamless films spanning from the Engineers developing mankind, the xeno, and AI, thru Ripley's arc, to all out cosmic warfare afterwards between the xenos, colonial marines, and last of the engineers.

You know, I'm pretty sure that Wren and General Perez's plan on the Auriga would have worked out if they hadn't been greedy. If they only impregnated one unfortunate host at a time, the might have evaded the events to come.

Wait...who do they need gene samples if they have full genome that they can use for cloning?

I want a tattoo of the weyland-yutani logo. I think thatd be sweet.

the Xenomorphs couldn't have always been like this I'm just wondering if they were different at some point, I think being poked and prodded by scientists would've probably pushed them to their limits and they probably decided they'd had enough

I want to know who the enemies of WT and/or the USCM are. They always reference warfare as a use for the xenomorph, but who are they at war with? I've never seen any reference to any enemies that they may want to use the xenomorph on. Using a xenomorph to sabotage corporate rivals would be a bit extreme.

@Ensign_Cthulhu

6 жыл бұрын

Breakaway colony worlds would be my bet. You can take your own opinion as to whether a chestburster is too harsh a penalty for tax evasion. :p

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

Actually, the USCM has a rival nation-state that is very powerful, even if not seen often in Alien. The Union of Progressive Peoples or UPP is a socialist nation-state that's at odds with the USCM. So if I had to guess, they're probably prepping for a war with the UPP.

@asvarien

Жыл бұрын

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 True but that's all part of the extended universe, no mention of it in the films.

G vid.

Where does the designation XX121 come from? Is that an Alien Resurrection thing? Personally, I have never really liked the idea of using the alien as a weapon, drones to invade, etc. It seems ridiculous.

Are they hiring?

@Darkschool6

6 жыл бұрын

Víctor Andrés Piña González I'll bet they pay great too.

"sir" Peter Wayland? He has a knighthood? Englands monarchy confirmed as Alien Canon

Ideal weapon for space. Only takes one of them to bleed acid through a ship's hull and destroy everything.

What is this fanfiction?

Anyone want a digital code for Alien covenant?

A lot of these points are kind of destroyed by ALIENS, really. The armor-piercing rounds from the Colonial Marines' pulse rifles were highly effective, all things considered, against the xenomorphs, so using xeno skin/exoskeletons for body armor wouldn't really be that useful. Also, using their blood for acid? I mean, we already have acid like HF that can eat through skin pretty well. Plus, it's really not more effective than just shooting them. There's a reason the modern military sticks mostly to projectile weapons over acid or other types of weapons: you can store a lot of them, they're very lethal, they can pierce just about everything, and they have a lot of stopping power. I just don't see that much benefit from these areas of research, especially considering how difficult it is to try to control the xenomorph drones from murdering you or each other and causing a big hole in your ship that could blow everyone out into space. It's the same problem that I had with the Umbrella Corporation. What's their goal, to turn the entire world into zombies? To make a super zombie? To just make really durable humans using zombie DNA? The goal seems to be changing all the time, or it just never seems to make sense or is ever shown as working.

Was Peter Weyland giving a TED Talk? Huh?

So is Charles Weyland the father of Peter Weyland?

Hmmm good intentions, bad implementations. Seeing so much of that in the real world today.

The creature grows very quickly, is tissue compatible with a wide range of hosts, very strong. From the creature, you could get no tissue rejection, fantastic healing properties, allow people to live without having to eat, no need for clothing or spacesuits. Imagine soldiers riding into battle on top of specially bred xenomorph mounts. Imagine every colonist implanted without a xenomorph which is kept from growing by means of a daily ingested drug; if the colony revolts then there is no more drug and no more revolutionary colonists.

Huh, this is really a perspective changer beyond the typical "evil corporation!!" stigma when WY is brought up.

@eXcommunicate1979

6 жыл бұрын

It's corporate propaganda. ;)

i imagine if they ever managed to use the xenomorph for its blood or flesh they would not use humans to breed xenomorphs but animals like cows since they would produce larger xenomorphs for far cheaper.

So that's what Step 2 is.

and WY should know by now that making them soldiers is pointless, cause they have to put so many restraints to keep them from getting loose and first chance they get to fight back, they will.

weyland Yutani is like Severus Snape you will hate it first but when you get to know it ....

@Hartzilla2007

5 жыл бұрын

You'll still think they're a bunch of dickish assholes.

Better add some WY stock to your retirement portfolio!!! 😃😃

Woah.... Wait a minute.... What if Elon Musk is our Weyland? Oh... GOD!

@jacobjorgenson9285

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just a cars salesman with a good sales pitch

@albertayunda5521

3 жыл бұрын

He is

Didn't Weyland-Yutani get bought out by Wal-Mart?!