Never has a man been more obsessed with sex in the effort to avoid sex.

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

I mean..............

@saltedslug7954

3 жыл бұрын

Just like how some secret homosexuals are excessively politically homophobic. In the psychology of cognitive dissonance, this lad was a mad perve. 🤫

@arcturionblade1077

3 жыл бұрын

His own psychological hangups made him force his weird predilections with suppressing sexual urges on everyone else around him, especially kids. What a sicko.

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

A bit like an Atheist devoting his/her life to thinking about god.

@quanbrooklynkid7776

3 жыл бұрын

@@arcturionblade1077 damn

The only cereal that kills sex drive and all other emotions is grape nuts.

@_JL82

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@SnowflakeHenri

3 жыл бұрын

For years, grape nuts were my mom's favorite cereal. Too crunchy for me. As a child hated corn flakes. Now it's okay for a quick breakfast because I have no teeth.

@lanacampbell-moore6686

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@StoriesbyIrish

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I was about to say this, too!

@RavensSoTired4081

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Corn Flakes end up being a soggy mess 1 second after touching milk. Once that occurs the sadness sets in and the last thing on your mind is sex. You just want to cry and find a donut.

@Rockmaster867

3 жыл бұрын

Once they are soggy, tjey are the best! Reminds me i gotta buy me some cornflaked!

@tammanyfields3583

3 жыл бұрын

The soggy is what caused the floggy.

@rhettdrake6018

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@TheFoolintherainn

3 жыл бұрын

The sadness sets in because the flakes go limp, just like their husbands. So that's what they serve them, exactly what they're served! Haha!

@whiterabbit-wo7hw

3 жыл бұрын

🍩🍩🤣

Kellogg's parents really did a number on him

@kyliepechler

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, to have such a strong belief like that, it makes you wonder if it was drilled into him by one of or both of his parents.

@x0xTHLover4Lifex0x

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know it was the parents? Assumptions make you sound just as crazy as he was.

@TonyWilliams27

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! This what happens when we grow up with very strict parents! My mother is somewhat strict about me dating average women with tattoos on their bodies?

@LightS_bRight

2 жыл бұрын

it's 2022 and in 15 years 50% of the population will be sexless and will be doing the same as Kellogg with a more of a extreme touch

@Walt_Xander94

Жыл бұрын

I doubt it. Kellogg's brother had 5 kids. So it cant be parents' fault because the craziness isnt on BOTH kids.

Can’t imagine what he did with all those Foster kids.

@raptyrn1290

3 жыл бұрын

No shortage of fire in hell for the sorry bastard Even more likely, Satan himself is bum-fucking Kellog as a form of torment

@fredorico41

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptyrn1290 Can only hope

Funny how Kellogg’s wife’s maiden name was “Eaton.” History can be really ironic! 😬💀

Heard about this many times. And I have never looked at Corn Flakes the same since

@daphne4983

3 жыл бұрын

He must have been insane

@Grassyknolldallas

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not true

@thejohns7584

3 жыл бұрын

it's really not true. I read in a 1978 encyclopedia that it was an accident but it was being created for something else. the one who created it accidentally left it on too long creating corn flakes

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

You probably shouldn't touch that shit if there's a chance you'll turn into something like him.

@quanbrooklynkid7776

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikitz haha

I had no idea Kellog was the biggest prude that ever existed!

@ImNotaRussianBot

3 жыл бұрын

But at the same time obsessed with sex. Like, project much?

@RichO1701e

3 жыл бұрын

That's the American, religious right-wing for ya. They want small government except for your bedroom activities.

@based7900

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichO1701e based Americans

@fallenwolf3368

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichO1701e that explains why the left wing touch kids to check to see if they been doing the devil's tango solo.

@dark0zim

3 жыл бұрын

There is a podcast called the dollop, where they touch on it, its great

Wow this story is so sick I almost struggled to believe it is real.

@ladynikkie

3 жыл бұрын

Especially to the part that disturbed me with what he did to those children.

@danayang7712

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladynikkie Ikr!! 😱 such psycho sadist!

@wiebrenvankeulen2162

2 жыл бұрын

You mean, cereal?

@danayang7712

2 жыл бұрын

@@wiebrenvankeulen2162 😜🤣

He and his brother had a HUGE falling out after they went their separate ways. I already knew the man was a kook, but I never knew he was a SADISTIC kook.

@devinelgert4880

3 жыл бұрын

This is a guy who proposed applying carbolic acid on a girl's clitoris and circumcising boys to prevent masturbation; the former is obviously frowned upon while the latter is still commonplace in the US.

@Drpoopalot

3 жыл бұрын

One might even say he was a kookie monster 👀

@jennaw723

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk History did a pretty hysterical video about their falling out.

I'm gonna go choke the chicken while eating corn flakes just to spite this guy.

@ella17734

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Nod_Lucario

3 жыл бұрын

Mind if I tag along?

@Desbo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nod_Lucario tag team, let’s go!

@tegantalks9612

3 жыл бұрын

I like your style!

@Alexandra_dmnti

3 жыл бұрын

could I join y'all?

My mom always bought me the sugary cereals. That explains why I was always playing with my *Lucky Charms* in my teen years 🤣

@kusaiashionamete220

3 жыл бұрын

@Hubert Harmon you and me both, bro lol

@bleachedbrownsugarbabe3673

3 жыл бұрын

@Hubert Harmon you could’ve had to plenty to play with as a 🐱 and boob having individual 🤣

@kusaiashionamete220

3 жыл бұрын

@@bleachedbrownsugarbabe3673 no sane man can disagree with you lol

@portecrayon4083

3 жыл бұрын

So that’s why at this age I can’t go out in a good breeze. glad I never ate corn flakes.

@FrancoAvila1ER

3 жыл бұрын

Funny bro

Ironically, Frosted Flakes would go on to be one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs known to man.

@TheFoolintherainn

3 жыл бұрын

Green M+M's Be VERY Careful! Remove them from all pubescent parties. 🤓

@arcturionblade1077

3 жыл бұрын

They're.... GREAT!!!

@TheFoolintherainn

3 жыл бұрын

@@arcturionblade1077 Tony said "Grrreat!" He was a tiger.. so he growled when he said it. Enjoy! May your frosted flakes crunch throughout eternity...

"As love grows, lust diminishes" - Augustine

Stewie saying "thank you" is not a memory I wished to relive.

Someone sounds like his junk doesn't work and doesn't want anyone else using theirs because he can't....

@woolunderwear2522

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God. Best comment on KZread. 🤣🤣🤣 Can’t stop laughing.

@matthewjay660

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@556deltawolf

3 жыл бұрын

That or he might've been a closeted homosexual.

@LightS_bRight

2 жыл бұрын

that will be 50% of the population in 15 years sadly. thanks transgender ideology.

This explains why my wrist are sore after breakfast ;) Well before Kellogg's. Wait kill logs. Ah I get it.

@lanacampbell-moore6686

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo😂😂😂

@ImmortalIdeas

3 жыл бұрын

@@lanacampbell-moore6686 ;))

@timgiraud7591

3 жыл бұрын

He who would pun would pick a pocket... or just play pocket pool 😉

Sounds like my husband must be secretly eating corn flakes daily.

@LadyCaspar

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@midnightstudio9296

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I feel so bad for you.

@klairdelun456

3 жыл бұрын

My boyfriend too. I get no action. I'm bored

@trade21

3 жыл бұрын

Brooooooo😳

@Tshanholtz1991

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke guys lol my husbands a great guy haha

I remember watching a documentary about him (was bored out of my mind don’t judge) and the medical practices and beliefs of the 1800’s were so absurd it’s ridiculous. And the hypocrisy of Victorianism absolutely did nothing to help

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." ~Blase Pascal

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

They accually worship Satan because God never says this stuff

So many euphemisms for dancing with yourself. My favorite has to be punching the sheriff.

@alperakyuz9702

2 жыл бұрын

In turkey we call it slapping the sargeant.

I would love the hear the outtakes for this because there's no way he got through all these euphemisms without cracking up. "Punching the sheriff" is funny enough but the fact it's an actual direct quote is just hilarious!

The origin of Ice Cream🤸🏻‍♀️

@MFGC-EmilyRose

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I now find it ironic that I grew up eating corn flakes with banana

Makes me wonder what happened to Kellogg as a kid? I was a General Mills cereal fan anyway. Please don’t tell me your making a video on their founder as well.

@julieneff9408

3 жыл бұрын

Cinnamon Toast Crunch was created under their auspices. All hail General Mills!

@lisamoore6804

3 жыл бұрын

You have no idea how relieved I was that my cereal (corn chex) is made by General Mills, 🤣

@1stidvet553

3 жыл бұрын

I work at General Mills and am happy too hear our products don’t affect your sex drive 😂

@butterflywingz4913

3 жыл бұрын

That was the 1st thing that I thought of! What did his parent's do to him!?

@mrspeel7

3 жыл бұрын

@@1stidvet553 LOL!

He wouldn't like that I added many tablespoons of sugar to my cornflakes lol

@keithprice4711

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like a loophole he didn't forsee

@23ginamel

5 ай бұрын

😂 many tablespoons

"I want to take this man to a Thai restaurant." 🤣💀

Sexless cereal? You mean KHORNE FLAKES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

@omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522

3 жыл бұрын

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

@lancejobs

3 жыл бұрын

Fill your bowl with warm blood to hear that Snap Crackle Pop, Now with new xeno shapes to destroy!

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE ACTUALLY COMMITTED FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION!?!?! I mean, I knew he was rather aggressively ace, but f___! This was truly way more disturbing than I had expected.

My grandma’s uncle was actually an assistant of Kellogg’s- Don’t know if it included when he made the cornflakes but as far as I know they did experiments together

@WhitechocolateHOTHOT

3 жыл бұрын

I bet they did 😉

@matilde_5

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhitechocolateHOTHOT Don’t know if you’re trying to say I’m lying but thing is my relatives are saying this, so either they’re lying or eh But I don’t think they’re lying! In fact, as far as I can see online he was mentioned in the book The Road to Wellville, a book about J.H.Kellogg- Edit: and a few others! Am researching online and found more

@AfrahAfzal1997

3 жыл бұрын

That sanitarium must be more sinister than we think right?

@hqkahuna929

3 жыл бұрын

@@matilde_5 If I'm correct, I believe the chatter is saying Kellogg was Bi. He liked the log too, and that he and your uncle experimented with each other sexually. 😳

@scottnix4991

3 жыл бұрын

[spit-take] damn you take your like.

I just loved porn flakes in the morning. I nearly died with “petting the biscuits.“

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

I started crying laughing

@JessieMartinez559

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonydesroches8897 that and the way the narrator’s voice sounds whilst saying it LMFAO

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

@@JessieMartinez559 I am really hooked on this weird history. I play a zombie game and we have a chat and now I have people wanted me to post videos.

@JessieMartinez559

3 жыл бұрын

Lol you shot who in the what now? Yeah, Weird History is funny and informative. Can’t beat that.

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

@@JessieMartinez559 huh yes weird history is a great show

"Buffing their torpedo" 😂

@StoryMemories86

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds fun!!!

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

So you watched down periscope.

They have a great series on Netflix, “The Food That Built America” and it is really interesting! Goes into detail about the Kellogg brothers and all sorts of food! How we got Hershey’s, Coca-Cola....all of the American icons...

@sweetiedahling8137

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I love that show! I don’t think it’s on Canadian Netflix but I watched it on the History channel. Besides it being informative it’s a guilty pleasure of mine because of the acting: love all the serious stares into space & over-dramatic sibling rivalries 😄

@JustMe-vk4fn

3 жыл бұрын

Neat. Thanks. I'll check that out.

@SJTJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetiedahling8137 ah yes! The father/son duo of Mars fame was very dramatic! Definitely makes the series more entertaining!

@BrolicHistory

Жыл бұрын

The fact that you consider the companies that are destroying America and basically the whole world with issues of sugar addictions and obesity as iconic is very telling. We will never be great as a country lmaoo

I have heard about this many times before and never ate corn flakes for breakfast.

Corn Flakes were invented by his brother Will Kellogg not John Kellogg, John invented a granola type cereal, but the corn flakes recipe was Will's and he actually did it by accident. John and Will had a falling out because John didn't want to market the cereal and only after the Sanitarium burned to the ground did he agree to sell Will the rights to the recipes. At one point John tried to start selling his own version under the same Kellogg name but Will sued him and won the right to be able to use the name.

No mention that Kellogg is the reason Americans are like 80% circumsized? He's the one that started the trend that still hasn't died off, though more and more people are accepting it's pointless mutilation

@SilentServiceCode

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Why was this not mentioned. What a great opportunity that was missed.

A man such as this hides some devious secrets... I will wager he had a thing for children and was exorcising his own demons by torturing others... a common juxtaposition though I am neither a psychologist nor a breakfast cereal mogul... just making an educated guess

Jokes on him, I still want it with corn flakes 🤣

@cronicjointpain1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my sexual appetite is not suppressed by anything lol too powerful

A cereal so bland you don't want to screw!

My favorite cereal is chocolate Lucky Charms - I’m so going to hell 😂

One of my college professors actually mentioned the fact that corn flakes were originally developed to suppressed sexual urges. Still learned a lot of distributing facts about John Kellogg though.

I was counting the Euphemisms in regards to anatomy and self-pleaseure. I lost count, sorry

@matthewjay660

3 жыл бұрын

How high did you count to before losing count? 🧮

I like Cornflakes... but after hearing this, every time I eat a bowl, I'm gonna Jill-off afterward.

@chuckrobinson599

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@slaywaay9232

3 жыл бұрын

Ur sick😂😂😂

So was it the brothers idea to use a rooster or "cock" as the cereal logo? Or some adman with a sense of irony?

Kellogg was literally insane, he'd fit right in with the elite now tho. Batsh1t crazy and sick af

Makes you wonder what his childhood was like 🤔

Kellogg must have been a blast at parties.

A good movie to watch that's actually about the doctor and the sanitarium is The road to Wellville. It's got a great cast of actors including Anthony Hopkins as dr. Kellogg

@daphne4983

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite movies

Um, yes, this man was insane. He flagrantly ignored his obligations to his wife, but engaged in self abuse at least five times a day... Because, um, politely, he thought it necessary to use the toilet at least five times a day. I'm unsure how he handled the need for reams of bathroom tissues.

Let’s play the euphemism game! How many colloquial phrases can we come up! Lol

@historicalcucumber

3 жыл бұрын

Im surprised he left out "spanking the monkey"

2:46 - As I've never seen two female cows get it on before, I had to google it: Bulling is a behaviour seen in cattle when one mounts another, usually when one or the other is a female in oestrus (on heat);[1] "bulling" is commonly used as a term for a female in oestrus. Female cattle in oestrus may mount any adult cattle, especially a bull (fertile male) if one is present, but they will also mount castrated males or other females. A bulling female will often also be mounted by other cattle, both male and female (only fertile males are usually capable of mating). A dominant bull will defend the bulling female from being mounted by other cattle.

@ellenross4413

Жыл бұрын

There is a historical reference to this...when King Henry fell in love or lust with Anne Boleyn. Many people were not in favor of him divorcing his wife the Queen. The English are famous for word play...was not kind to Anne Boleyn.

I thought the rooster was being taken off of the box and Conservatives were having a meltdown.

@crystalmckinney3151

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@TheManWithThePsychoGun

3 жыл бұрын

Are you saying Kellogg's will... Block the cock?

I threw this on thinking I'd heard everything about Kelloogg... Nope... I had no idea he did that to a little girl, or that he never consummated his marriage... He'll never cease to horrify me.

Kellogg: The ultimate weapon against horni

The Transatlantic Lunatic Asylum, now a museum, posted all the reasons families instituted their members. Excessive polishing the torpedo was one of them right next to schizophrenia.

This is why if I ever got the chance to go back in time, I wouldn't

I know I’ve said it before, but the narrator is what makes me enjoy this channel as much as I do, keep it up please

Marketing. Corn flakes and cereals were invented to use up the over production of agricultural corn and make Kellog rich.

Aren't ghram crackers around for the same reason?

John Kellogg weren't was the only that believed sexual gratification was a sin. He belong to a whole church that thought the same thing

@tiamarie6719

3 жыл бұрын

All of those people were obviously mentally ill, and probably got abused sadly. That would explain why they thought that way.

Punching the sheriff 🤣🤣

@Friendship1nmillion

3 жыл бұрын

The term of action that doesn't lead to you being charged with assault of a police officer. 😉👍👨‍💻🇦🇺 🥣🫂🏳️‍🌈👨‍👩‍👧‍👦✝️

Oh my goodness I didn't think there would be anything on this planet that would make me ashamed of being a vegetarian 😱

JH KELLOG: Libido is a sin that should be cured SOMEONE: So how can ww be cured? JH KELLOG: Buy my products.

@Lady_Chalk

3 жыл бұрын

Except the good Dr Kellogg didn’t sell his product, it was his brother. Also, the man of Post cereal was a patient at the doctor’s hospital, and scooped up the recipe for his own first. First episode of Foods That Changed America by the History Channel. Available on Hulu and other stuff.

This is indeed some "weird history"!

Kellogg is a freak and I can't hear anymore of this madness!

Sadly I'll never look at a box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes the same ever again... I loved them with a ripe banana slices.

This is my favourite historical channel on KZread !!!

Imagine in an alternate reality, you eat the cornflakes to curb their apatite

@jamesanderson6373

3 жыл бұрын

*appetite

The euphemism game is on point in this one. "buffing the torpedo" lmao

Wasn’t expecting that to take such a dark turn!

I'm totally speculating but I think Kellogg was somewhere on the lgbtquia+ spectrum and he just didn't understand his feelings. And probably assumed others had his same struggles with sexuality.

So in other words, Kellogg’s corn flakes are SUPPOSED to taste like soggy cardboard. Got it. On the other hand, this video manages to run through almost every euphemism for you-know-what I’ve ever heard. 🤣

I knew it!!! Lol! Dig this channel!

Someone that spends all their life trying to stop Fornication & just playing with themself. Why is it the No. One thing on their mind.

@chuckrobinson599

3 жыл бұрын

Zealotry. That's my first guess. If I can't do it, for whatever reason, we need it stopped entirely is the foundation of a lot of these groups. The Temperance Society sounds good, till you're being threated with an ax for drinking alcohol.

That Kellogg guy was a powerful mad man.

Finally - been waiting for this episode for ages

I bet Kellogg never imagined cafes serving corn flakes with a pitcher of cream. Try drizzling honey over the dry flakes to make a "crust" to go with the cream. Straight out of the box these are better than snack crackers.

You need to upload more often please! Your videos are as interesting as anything Kurzgezaght makes 🙂

I can't believe you didn't mention that Kellogg also advocated for circumcising boys to prevent any sexual appetite, and that he may well be the reason that a majority of American boys are still being circumcised today.

@kellikocha7733

3 жыл бұрын

People are sexualizing baby boys before they’re born. It’s so gross. The only time I see people advocating for it is for sexual reasons.

@pjv9361

3 жыл бұрын

Smegma

@tomsommer8372

3 жыл бұрын

@@pjv9361 Shower. Bathtub. Water. You may habe heard of them.

I ate corn flakes all the time as a kid and I still went blind

My favorite cereal is cracklin oat bran. It's supposed to be a boring healthy food but its loaded with sugar and calories

Omg there’s that old movie “road to wellville” all about that crazy man. I’m a massage therapist and we had to read “the art of massage” Dude was a fucking pervert too..

They are great in warm milk mug and a touch of honey. Especially if having trouble sleeping. Very comforting. Just me.

As usual, great video guys. This fills in some of the gaps in the food that built America, which is a really great series. The first couple of episodes talk about John Kellogg.

Good video. Kellog was a straight up weirdo. I'm surprised people eat corn flakes cereal. All those chemical ingredients in corn flakes and the genetic modified corn. No thanks.

Thank you, this was super helpful 😊

Great episode!

*Graham and Kellogg* "Vegetarianism will cure you of wanting to engage in carnal pleasures!" *Me* "Explain India, y'all."

'The road to wellville' is a historical fiction set at the battle creek sanitarium. Well done flick. Creepy stuff. I grew up not far from battle creek.

It just kept getting worse the more the video went on, I was just thinking "ha ha cereal for not beating the meat" then it got to the child abuse

Damn Kellogg was the origin of Freddy Krueger

Surprised Hollywood has not made a movie of this true horror story.

awesome,!!! you sir are simply a great history teller!!

Wow !! Really informative 😂😂

A+ video! Fascinating history of a unique phenomena!

‘The Road to Wellville’ is must watch if you want to see all this in action.

Kellogg : Invents some weird shit People who are into BDSM : Interesting

Personally, I favor Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

@TheManWithThePsychoGun

3 жыл бұрын

You're a man of culture. Or, I understood that reference.

@Gadget-Walkmen

3 жыл бұрын

calvin and hobbes?

@spddiesel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gadget-Walkmen yes sir

@deboralee1623

3 жыл бұрын

Calvin-tested, Hobbes-approved

While watching this video this morning I had some of the best laughs at people being so credulous about health topics. In that era the sexual frustration in women caused by a lack of "touching one's self" could be relieved by a visit to a "womb manipulator" or an expert in digital penetration. Men were still on their own. If you want to see what is was like in the Kellogg Sanitorium at the turn of the 20th century I suggest you view "The Road To Wellville". All things described here, and more, are found in the 1994 film which is available from several streaming and rental sources.

@julieneff9408

3 жыл бұрын

hysterical paroxysms all around

Makes so much sense...I never want seggs after my Frosted Flakes bro