"....what have i continued to do?" Man i feel this all too really.

@maplebear6527

3 ай бұрын

I used to quote that all the time when i was on heroin. Feels kinda dark writing that out

@Lemmi7810

3 ай бұрын

I'm continuing to ruin my life each and every day. That line perfectly describes it.

@chrissaccary524

2 ай бұрын

@@maplebear6527 if it's in your past and you're truly through with all that, draw strength from it. It doesn't need to feel dark. (Former addict as well) Besides, how can you regret the only life you've only known and will ever know? Dwelling on yesterday gives it a chance to affect your tomorrow. Travel well, brother.

@EmptyMan000

Ай бұрын

@@chrissaccary524 It's not about regretting your life, it's about regretting wrongdoings. Which you should if you have a damn conscience, former addict or not.

@chrissaccary524

Ай бұрын

@@EmptyMan000 if I was never addicted, I wouldn't have the particular desire to stay clean I have now. Some of the things I've done, sure but addiction itself was always the point. I don't regret it.

😂 that dude said " I multiply with sheep, smell that" 🤣

@shayndapain

3 ай бұрын

Well it wasn't a Zebra, amirite

@jaykay3512

2 ай бұрын

I laughed hardest at that part 😆

@watchman835

2 ай бұрын

Who does not? 🥵

" i wish you were dead too, even though abel is not dead at all"😂😂😂

@henrylee2792

3 ай бұрын

"i didn't see a body"😂😂😂

@outerrealm

2 ай бұрын

Notice how they misspelled it "Able" in the title?

The cast in this whole movie was so perfect

@culu37

3 ай бұрын

This is widely regarded as one of the worst movies ever lol it killed the directors career

@apowe110

3 ай бұрын

​@@culu37 that's crazy because this movie even today is one of my favourite comedy's of all time

@culu37

3 ай бұрын

@@apowe110 to each their own :) Norbit is one of my favorite movies and everyone hated it lol. As for year one, god I hated this movie

@localgrassfieldboneshandler

3 ай бұрын

​@@culu37what I hated is how they went to make it all religious as it slowly gravatated towards the implication none of it were true, which, is fine, but if you're going to make a comedic mockery of christianity atleast have it canon within the movie.

@STho205

2 ай бұрын

​@@localgrassfieldboneshandler it wasn't mocking Christianity...it was lampooning Judaism (Genesis) as ridiculous and the patriarchs as mere comic fools. Now you may understand why it was critically panned and the studios avoided the director for a time.

This movie was so good on DVD. The unrated cut is a thousand times better than the theatrical

@jrgvsqz

3 ай бұрын

They cut out the Shaman saying he was high on toads

@JPgene_

3 ай бұрын

@@jrgvsqz they cut out a bunch of bill hader being hilarious. He's barely in the theatrical version

“She’s a self-loathing gatherer” is one of my favorite lines

When he pulls those arrows out man. I fuckin lose it every time.

“What have I continued to do?”

@Sophistorage

3 ай бұрын

"I guess that settles it"

5:35 Michael Cera’s face after the neigh gets me every time

@s70driver2005

3 ай бұрын

It's like if 😄 and 😯 had a baby!!!

" i guess that settles it." "WHAT?!" Haha

@endistherenown776

3 ай бұрын

What are you doing with my foot? Playin' possum? WOAH

David cross is really very funny 😂🤣

@talentedpigeon3296

3 ай бұрын

"What have I continued to do? What have I done some more?!'

@Veckoza

3 ай бұрын

Halo Marine meets Po xD

Most underrated movie ever. It's so good. Stupid as hell but its fun as hell too.

@RejectReality97

2 ай бұрын

This movie is awful lol

"I wish you were dead too!!...even though Abel isn't dead at all!!"😅😅😅

“I welcome us to you!”

I remember when this movie released, I was working at a theater an some religious heavy lady complained to one of my managers many times to get rid of this movie... and of course he didn't say it directly but he pretty much said wtf do you want me to do lady, I just work here...

@drew_39

3 ай бұрын

lol Bible bangers 🙄😂

@Akihito007

3 ай бұрын

@@drew_39lol depraved God haters

@justinsalayich7030

3 ай бұрын

1:25 1:25 1:25 1:25 1:25

I love how you can still see him breathing lmao

It’s quite surprising that Paul Rudd played Abel, but his name wasn’t put in the end credits.

@brahmanspleroma3792

3 ай бұрын

I would say it isn't surprising that Rudd was in it, he loved making cameo's. It is however surprising if his name wasnt in the credits.

@ky1ebetts

3 ай бұрын

Its spelled Abel. Not Able.

@betgazal

3 ай бұрын

theres contractual differences between credited and uncredited actors, with various circumstances to their use. basically, its not a diss if someone who had a cameo isnt credited, it may have been deliberate, say even by rudd or his agent specifically

@cactaceous

3 ай бұрын

@@betgazalYeah, I’m thinking Rudd himself saw it, saw it was a piece of shit, which it is let’s be honest, and decided he wanted his name to be nowhere near it. So he got it wiped out of his filmography. It’s only a cameo and it stays forgotten.

@UltimaPowers

3 ай бұрын

​@@ky1ebettsSome people are not able to spell.

R.i.p Jacob, remember watching this with you when it first came out in the theaters. Was a hilarious time, miss you bro

@theintrovertedaspie9095

Ай бұрын

Who was he?

Paul Rudd really hasn't aged even since the Year 1

They have cart sickness lol

"I don't think I have any extra" - my favorite lol

@Madadaal0

2 ай бұрын

Just the tip. "What if that's all there is" lol

"Now I'm remembering correctly that it was Tishmaville" 🤣🤣

@anthonydefuria9224

Күн бұрын

It was Jennifer lol

How could anyone kill the delightful Paul Rudd?

@didgeriedont7073

3 ай бұрын

Well apparently quite easily... With a rock 😂

@yodi8oh

3 ай бұрын

​@@didgeriedont7073😮😮😮😮😮ĵì

Honestly, as a Bible believing Christian, I can really see Cain and Abel arguing like this.

@beanzieobeanz2955

3 күн бұрын

that voodoo comic book you like was the basis of some very funny movies

One of my favorite movies. Great writing

rip Harold ramis

This movie is sooo underrated, It's one of kind comedy :)

THis makes me want to see the whole movie again, i remember how i felt, not all the jokes land in the movie, but i appreciate the effort and creativity, and mixture of "low brow and high btow" humor! I'd also like to think that Abott and Costello would enjoy this movie :) plus i love how many people are in it, like This is the End

@paullavoie5542

3 ай бұрын

It's on tubi now.

@johnjamesleahy4065

3 ай бұрын

@@paullavoie5542 sweet ty !

@truman6964

3 ай бұрын

@@paullavoie5542tubi or not tubi?

@OneofInfinity.

3 ай бұрын

Same about wanting to re-watch, what a difference with now in the age of purposely killing humor and all what's positive.

Year one is #1 in Vatican movie library :)

Jack Black looks like the unknown Bee Gee

I could see it being funny as hell to work with those 2.

Best sequence in the whole movie .. hilarious 😂

I see David Cross and all I can hear is: chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pieeee

@randomizertotal5113

12 күн бұрын

Oh crap now I gotta get a job...

I filled in for Paul Rudd in a scene where supposedly he gets revenge on David’s character. They filmed me from the back with a wig on raising a stone to drop on his head. Everyone was a pleasure to work with. Funny thing is a few years later I booked my first lead in a Christian independent film and we used the exact same set.😂

@NODAZEOFF

3 ай бұрын

Sucks they didn’t use your take

@nessa2481

3 ай бұрын

Same set!!?! 😂😂😂 that’s funny

4:49 Jack blacks reaction kills me😂 Just "oh, ok.. DUDE, chill"

I know this movie bombed and was panned, but I enjoy it. There are some pretty funny moments.

@draculastraphouse7863

2 ай бұрын

I remember when this movie came out, I had no idea it bombed, I always thought it was really funny i like it

@STho205

2 ай бұрын

Ramis was trying to do a Mel Brooks style Jewish lampoon...but he likely went too far for the Hollywood management set. Brooks got away with it because his were little skits...playfully joking about Moses or Adam...and he focused primarily on mocking Hitler or Germany...which got him a pass. This film was quite good farce, but it was unrelenting. The Abraham and Isaac sequence was likely too far even for a secular but cultural son of Abraham.

This was such an underrated movie. Much like almost heros with chris farley. Funny ass movie!

Awesome movie never gets old 😅

Tonight we feast arrow bounces off the cow lol

Loved it..underated. Funny as hell..

“I mean…. how many times do we see you..?” 😂😂

lmfao this is probably the funniest role David Cross ever played

"I didn't see a body" - my favourite line😂😂😂

I love this movie so much! lol

Such an underrated film I recommend everyone go watch it for a good time.

Year 2 PLEASE!!!!

I love to get them to have supper, he just says it more loud and stern

Michael Cera absolutely killed in this movie lol

"GoD LoOkEd uPoN mY sAcRiFiCe WiTh FaVoR" my fucking sides

Genious movie. Harold Ramis RIP You are missed.

@theintrovertedaspie9095

Ай бұрын

"Ramis".

self defense lol

The fight scene though, better than so many

@l.k.3304

22 күн бұрын

Its earie also

I personally think this is one of the funniest scenes ever!

9:07 “Thanks papa!”

those round things

Bro I watch this movie at least once a year

@Madadaal0

2 ай бұрын

Same. Its one of my favourite comedy

Love u guys haha

This movie is fantastic, Harold Ramis on fire.

No ones talking about him eating shit😭😂

@billyin4c514

3 ай бұрын

We'd prefer to forget it

@flnthrn2

2 ай бұрын

Ewww !! A squirell might have peed on it.

bro his face he does when he tries to figure something out is priceless

I welcome ourselves to you 😅😅😂😂

this will not leave my homepage

What have I continued to do lol 😮

That was hilarious. Can't believe I've never seen it

This is definitely a good underrated movie

WHY DONT YOU COME TO MY PLACE.. FOR SUPPER

I’m a simple man I see Paul Rudd I click.

What was his name A Bell 😂

Davis cross right !? I just had to click this because he’s so hilarious…correct me if I’m wrong abut the guy who plays Cain

Best scene hands down

Forgot all about this movie

I gotta say, Eden Riegel is seriously freaking gorgeous!!! And she is actually a decent actress. I wish she was bigger in the mainstream and not just relegated to the Soap Opera scene.

@LitoGeorge

3 ай бұрын

MVP. I thought she was Gal Gadot.

@MaddawgMar

3 ай бұрын

@@LitoGeorge she is a bit older that Gal, and way more curvy!!! I remember her small part in American Pie.

@LitoGeorge

3 ай бұрын

@@MaddawgMar I saw the curves up top and appreciate them very much. I dont recall her in AP. Doesnt matter though, she's wonderful to look at at least.

@MaddawgMar

3 ай бұрын

@@LitoGeorge she was the Sophomore Girl that Stiffler was trying to get with when he drank the sperm beer that Kevin left, and she got thrown up on

@MaximilianoAedo

3 ай бұрын

I pretty much prefer Eden's voiceover work in anime and video games over her soap opera roles. She was absolutely phenomenal as Devola and Popola in Nier and Nier Automata.

"Be fruitful and multiply " Aaahhhh shiettttt

2:53 😂

Thanks papa. Lmao

“Hope you’re ready to bone some zebe” hilarious lol

What have I done some more?😂😅

Sick

This movie was ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its weird theyd show Seth in such a low manner since all humans are descended from him and not Cain whose line perished in the flood.

@hammurds

3 ай бұрын

Seth?

@cavemanjoe79

3 ай бұрын

@@hammurdsCain and Abel’s younger brother.

@OneofInfinity.

3 ай бұрын

Seems accurate for many, look around you, (idiocracy in real life) they knew what they where showing 😆

@pablogrijalva1581

3 ай бұрын

@@OneofInfinity. Hahahahahahahah, good point

@lolstrongmen

3 ай бұрын

@@OneofInfinity.Nah it’s just the Bible coming true ;)

Clearly self defence 😂

Is that not Ian Hawke😮

LMFAO!!!!!! This is easily the funniest part of the whole movie. I was in tears dying laughing. I dam near laughed myself into a coma when he said “are you calling me a murderer???……” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Sister named Jennifer!😂

Zeeb in Arabic is dick , What a hilarious coincidence!

@mariavilla160

10 ай бұрын

I thought it was belbully lol my wife was Palestinian lol

@UnsealedComic6

8 ай бұрын

@@mariavilla160 Palestine doesn't exist. Only Isreal

@JonnySublime

3 ай бұрын

@@mariavilla160 well if Arabic is anything like English, there’s probably 50 different names

oh my bad this is bear poop 🤣🤣🤣

Poor Paul Ruud wasn't able to get his name in the credits.

Are you calling me a, murderer!?💀

Reminiscent of the 'Titanic' scene "Jack i'm flying .."

Yep that's Dillon Brooks

Hilarious

This movie had so much potential as a comedic premise and cast but it was unfortunately written by truly talentless people who were deeply unfunny.

@hammurds

3 ай бұрын

Come on, there are some truly great bits in it.

@Coolbeans1993

3 ай бұрын

your humor just sucks thats all

@seanoreiley48

3 ай бұрын

Do you need assistance finding that lost sense of humor?

It was horse play. Two horses playing...... NEEEEEIIIGGGHHHHHHHH

This is one of my top 10 comedies ever. Lilith is a damn smoke show

Tonight we feast!

The first few seconds - Looks like it's to the west of Bishop.

I wish paul rudd lived

@Terrylizard

3 ай бұрын

Just a flesh wound

Why did the cow have a rope round its legs?

Title?

Why was the bulls legs tied though???

@springtimung5567

3 ай бұрын

So that the actor doesn't get hurt or killed by the bull

@willywonka7812

3 ай бұрын

Hobbled. It's what farmers do to limit livestock movement