You can't get more metal than singing about your grandma.

King Diamond must really love his grandma

@alnoman5854

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@wadson990

6 жыл бұрын

omg

@tigelton

6 жыл бұрын

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@subixbarbarasson2544

4 жыл бұрын

I know I would hit it.

@christianhohbach4304

4 жыл бұрын

Jon .G Let me feel........ Ahhhhhhh.......

You know I don't like talking about dark forces Randal...

@ericgaspar1

3 жыл бұрын

LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR, GRANDMA

@glennbarr5459

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericgaspar1 LATE ONE NIGHT I WOKE FROM MY SLEEP HEARING. VOICES. LAUGHING INSAAAAANE

@AEZMKURST

3 жыл бұрын

Haaaaa great movie

@CultMechanicus

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what brought me here!! XD

@darklordoffirex7777

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

"We're going to repaint the front door soon" THESE LYRICS GO HARD ASF

@joshuahall4488

Жыл бұрын

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA THE CHAIR

@darthsmoke6652

11 ай бұрын

Those drums are totally for front door painting 😂

@Wckmt7ok

3 ай бұрын

King, stop playing that thing ..WILL YOU ANSWER THE DORR?!

one reason why clerks 2 is a great movie: its possibly the only movie in existance to have a king diamond song played in it

@geoffhunter4744

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, Ace Ventura had Cannibal Corpse. Live.

@ouroboros111

3 жыл бұрын

Jay and Silent Bob brought me here 😂

@ericgaspar1

3 жыл бұрын

@@geoffhunter4744 The SpongeBob Squarepants movie had Motorhead. Plus the show had Pantera as well

@bodake2557

2 жыл бұрын

It was in the Brutal Legend game as well :)

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it is not a scene of high regard..... I mean I watch movies with my brain switched on.

whenever i sing this to my grandmother she laughs bless her

@GenghisClaus

3 ай бұрын

Laughs maniacally and demonically?

@Wckmt7ok

3 ай бұрын

....why....that silly wheelchair

The Transformers are like a gift from God, Randall.

@JayG666

2 ай бұрын

"No sir, they are a curse from the one we call the desolate one!"

Personally, I was sent here by THE BEAST WE CALL THE DESOLATE ONE

@jzenhenko

3 жыл бұрын

the first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions!

@atmastand3485

3 жыл бұрын

@@jzenhenko Let Me Help You Outta Your Chair, GRANDMA!!!

@tylerwedell3750

3 жыл бұрын

@@jzenhenko you know i don't like to talk about dark forces

I'm one of the cool kids that knew this song before Clerks 2. Specifically, I bought this CD in 2005 and the movie came out in 2006. So you can basically worship me if you want.

you know I don't like to talk about evil forces randall

@Redacted-mi4rm

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahhahaa. 3 years and yeah, you made me laugh randomly

@Nate.NecroToast

5 жыл бұрын

Late one night I awoke from my sleep hearing unknown voices LAUGHING INSAAAAAAAANE!!!!! 😂😂 God I love that fucking movie!!!!

@micahevans3443

3 жыл бұрын

Pillow pants and listerfiend

A true masterpiece, and a heavy influence on Death's later albums, especially Individual Thought Patterns on which LaRocque plays!

@Kisame66

4 жыл бұрын

You can also hear the influence on Emperor's albums especially their last one.

@crudekirk

Жыл бұрын

You are so correct.

@chrissirhc7337

Жыл бұрын

yep, definitely hear a major death influence on this song .

@LuLingqi101

9 ай бұрын

this and Mercyful Fate

@ImperatorGrausam

5 ай бұрын

I only noticed this when you said it but you're darn right!

According to my parents, when I had to be put in a wheelchair after surgery I kept screaming "graNDMAAAA"

@edwinzuniga1987

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha its weird coming out of surgery. You don't remember a thing but you remember being awake.

@ironbar5786

3 жыл бұрын

if i was in a hospital and saw a guy after surgery making reference to a king diamond song. i would lose my shit laughing and would probably be happy for the rest of the day

@Undeadagain

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironbar5786 neither of the nurses understood and my mom had to explain why I was screaming out for my grandmother and her wheelchair in a terrible falsetto

"Hail to the King" I don't care what any says in King Diamond's day he had ONE OF THE HOTTEST METAL BANDS there was in the 80's.....the Drummer, right? He's the cohesion holding the shit together.

@NH2112

2 жыл бұрын

King Diamond and Maiden, nobody else even came close.

@Ironarmhoss

2 жыл бұрын

He played in Motorhead for a long time and now he's in the Scorpions

@_whois.deny1

Жыл бұрын

@@NH2112 only Slayer!!!

@GenghisClaus

3 ай бұрын

The riffs and 10 solos per song is what got me hooked.

the most underrated album of all time

I like how this song lets people discover Kim Petersen through Clerks 2. Heard this song like 30 years prior.

I can still see Jay taking that one sip of brew and then kicking the can screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!😂😂😂😂

@scotthammack8164

Ай бұрын

Homeboy fucked a Martian once

The good old days! Remember the decade of decadence, the metal years , with all the old good time groups? Motley Crue, Kiss and a much more Younger Ozzy!!😂

Andy LaRocque's best solo of all time.

YES I came here because of Clerks 2, better late than never!

@jackjackson376

9 жыл бұрын

+WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey Get the (kicks beer) FUCK OUTTA HERE!

@kimmolaine8069

8 жыл бұрын

I got here because of the album "Them", so I'm better than you.

@krystalharwood1807

6 жыл бұрын

love that show! better late than never

@tworthington27

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, fuck the Jackson 5. King Diamond, ROCKS!!!! 🤘

This takes me back to the days of 7 am shifts after working late the night before. Left for work and grabbed energy drinks from a convenience store with this cranked up in my truck.

@tgcid2018

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck I don't miss that shit...although in my case it was 4lokos and/or monster :D

Funny, since Clerks 2 Nothing But Flowers by Talk Heads and this song go together. They were 2 well chosen songs to go together.

KING DIAMOND 🤘 IS A METAL GOD 🤘 HE HAS WRITTEN MORE CONCEPT ALBUMS THEN ANYONE 🤘

Clerks II?....no...I came here because of Brutal Legend!

@dmitrybalutin9417

7 жыл бұрын

Darryl Mann fuck yeah!!!!! and my own memories from 1988 when king diamond signed my hand and gave me free album

@kinderbueno223

4 жыл бұрын

I came here cuz clerks2

rofl when ppl double take as im blasting this. coworkers are like u like that im like i love it. metal never dies we just cut our hair :p *u cannot kill the metal*

@arivergara768

5 жыл бұрын

True

I don't even know how many times I listened to this album.

@89turbodave

9 жыл бұрын

HellBent me either? thousands?

@sparkyjones560

3 жыл бұрын

I bet "THEY" "THEM" know how many times you've listened to it.

@Wckmt7ok

3 ай бұрын

Queensryche and King Diamond are similar in their approach to musical storytelling I just now realize. Compare Operation Mind Crime with Grandma

Clerks 2 brought me to this song

Its my second favorite song about grandmas

@xaagripha7326

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer they litterly kill the grandma in that one.

@roberts.6575

4 жыл бұрын

Is Grandma got run over by a Reindeer your favorite? Lol

@edwinzuniga1987

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhaah 🤣 epic

@eviltopher

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaagripha7326 Oh man I thought you were gonna mention the Grandma song by The Frogs, lol.

@sparkyjones560

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaagripha7326 Grandma gets killed on this album also, just not this song.

GRANDMAAAAA

King Diamond with special guest Flotsam and Jetsum / Celebrity Theatre, Anaheim, Ca 1988. What a fucking show it was.

"THEY" told me to come here for "THEM". no seriously... This is my favorite concept album by King Diamond and one of the greats as far as concept albums are concerned. each song is a chapter of a story. The album "Conspiracy" is part two of this story when he's an adult and returns to the house. As a whole, Grandma is coming home from the asylum, She's haunted by spirits or demons she calls "THEM". This album is basically a young naive king diamond that respects and honors his elders being introduced to "THEM" by his "crazy" grandma, and he falls into a spell or trance, and "THEY" (THEM and King) kills his sister. He lures Grandma out of the house where "THEM" have no power and he kills her, and it ends with him by police and "THEM" speaking to him in his mind and him getting sent to an asylum himself. The Conspiracy Album picks up on his release from the Asylum as an adult, and him returning to the house as the heir to it to find that "THEM" are still very much there and he wants answers to what happened to his sister because he doesn't remember it clearly so he makes a deal with "THEM" to return his sister in exchange for the house, and then she, as undead visits him nightly for answers and she tells him his mother and his asylum doctor want to kill him and take the house for themselves, which they succeed, and this ends with King promising to torture and haunt them from beyond the grave. I think the story as a whole would make a great movie actually too.

@p1g5m0k3

2 жыл бұрын

“Grandma, who are THEY?” “Never mind, you dirty little brat!”

@joebeattie0313

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the *spoiler alert* hahaha!

@gabler7992

Жыл бұрын

Tl;dr

"No one wants to get their mosh on anymore"- Jay

Hello, there. I'm form Clerks 2.

2019 and I still remember the conversation between Randall and that Elias kid about Pillowpants... God damn trolls!

@hauntedwitch1221

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget listerfiend her mouth troll

i have always loved this song!!!!!!! true metal!

I was in grade school when this came out, good memories for sure.

Oneof my favs in the far past ca 40 years now i think he is shouting in that. I lked his first albums

Best intro ever 🤘😎

Excellent Hippie repellant, would recommend 👌

@darthsoros787

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Rustler very true, I had a pseudo hippie roommate, he would play widespread panic and grateful dead, I made him hate king diamond and merciful fate

@jimmyrustler8983

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthsoros787 Another good song is Skeletons of Society by Slayer....or anything by Slayer come to think of it 🤣

@mr.froglegs

3 ай бұрын

As a certified hippie, this album rules

Every Single King Diamond and Mercyful Fate fan literally cringes at every comment that references "clerks 2". I should know, I'm one of the ones cringing reading the comments. But ya know, if it brings new listeners to his epic music, I can deal with the cringing! Long Live King Diamond, and I pray there will be at least one more album!

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!

@halophonia

5 жыл бұрын

One ring to find them...

@PsychomachineryEBM

4 жыл бұрын

More like one KING to rule them all

You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randall!

@madringking1119

2 жыл бұрын

LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!!

@jacobyoung7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@madringking1119 LATE LAST NIGHT I AWOKE FROM A TERRIBLE SLEEP... hearing.... unknown voices! AAAAAAAAAH! *THUD*

For the good old years and for our grandmothers who are not among us

omigosh! randall was soooo funny! It was like....*cue Exorcist theme* Randall was possessed by the demon that is...KING DIAMOND HIMSELF!!!

Like every King/mercyful tune...wicked good.

Jay & Silent Bob brought me here :)

King we love you

These are some of the most musically inclined muscicians you can find. Theyre sincerely amazing at their instruments, and piecing all of what they do into sounds like this. Their music has overatures, and you hear progressions through the song, and not just key changes. Even within single phrases, you will hear it expand and extrapolated on as its repeated back-to-back. And the refrains... Just, fuck. And then- "Let me help you!!!! Out of your chair!!!!! G-G-Grandma!!!" Its amazing. The nonesense somehow pushes it all forward even more, and just... the unexplainable nature of this sound being Hendrix, but the vibe is realistically Flight of the Concords, is just... Indescribable. Even now i havent done it justice.

Just...AWESOME

Damn that's some guitar playing!

Just bought this on vinyl. What a great concept album.

BRUTAL LEGEND¿¿¿¿~?? Hails from northern Italy🤘🤘 And thanks for upload it🙏

Mtv, BRUTAL LEGEND & Clerks II

Master.....chacalisimo... \m/....

Damn... Mikey D's playing so superb at this one...

I love my grandma like satan loves the old and wicked 🤟⚰🔥

Did you know Jesus was a jew???

The best metal !! Rj Brasil

grandmaaaaaaa , i need moneeeey

What a start of the Solo 2:48

Happy birthday King daimond .

this song makes feel good!

They’re more than meets the eye.

Hell yeah this song is rockin grandma is poppin

"You know I don't like talking about dark forces with you, Randall."

That bass !

U put king Andy and dee together they are the rush of consenpt albums

This song literally killed me when i listened to it for the 1st time..

"The First of the Fallen, The Spoiler of Virgins, The Master of Abortions!"

@ericgaspar1

3 жыл бұрын

You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal

@poisonpen4460

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericgaspar1 “LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!”

@madringking1119

2 жыл бұрын

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIKE! TO BE ON THE HOLIDAY SITE?!!!

This reminds me of that Green Jello song about the 3 little pigs.

LONG LIVE THE KING 🤘

All I see in my mind is Mewes sweet dance moves.

I dont care what she said this song is danceable

HEARING!! UNKNOWN!!! VOICES!!!

Hey grandma, it's good to see you. How's dad and mom? "Yes I've been behaving "

Like, maybe an animal Doctor. Why not me? I like Seals and Shit

Grandma welcome home... you have been gone for far too long Is this a dream, are you really back? Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma Let me touch you, let me feel... ah Grandma take a look What do you think of the house and the silvery moon? We are going to repaint the front door soon Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma Let me touch you, let me feel... ah Wait till you see your room up in the attic Prepared just like you said, without a bed You will find your rocking chair and the tea pot that Missy found Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma There is someone waiting for you, now come along Missy and mother, they are dying to meet you How strange... she's spoken no word... I wonder grandma! are you all right? Grandma' what was it like to be on that holiday site "Oh it could have been worse but with "them" by my side In the twilight "they" sang all the old lullabies" Grandma who are "they"... "never mind you dirty little brat" "Let us go inside, something's on "their" mind "They" are still alive, can you feel "their" eyes Can you feel "their" eyes? Now that you are stuck with me you Better be my friend

Grammmmaaaaaaaaaa welcome hooooooomeee!!

I like your grandma too king

Great things from 88... This album and everyone that was born in 1988 that is 30 or Turing 30

better than megadeth....

Guy: Is that the fucking bible?! Jay: The holy fucking bible!!!! hahahahha!!

@madringking1119

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of songbird Jesus freak dealer did you bring me too?

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@dillantaylor2704

2 жыл бұрын

I like them, man. They're funny. They're fucking stupid 🤣🤣🤣

Mickey is such a monster drummer!

king diamond is the best remember 18is 9

*GRAAAAANDMAAAAAA!!*

That drum intro is fucking sick!!

3:35

@tamakikousaka3477

4 жыл бұрын

Something a little less demonic!

@DefendYoungstown

4 жыл бұрын

"Get the FAWKOUTTA HERRRE!"

you know how i feel about you singing about evil forces

Now that you are stuck with me you better be my friend!

I don't like talking about evil forces, Randall.

@jonathankeith6971

7 жыл бұрын

Oh no. Transformers are a product straight from the bowels of hell. The Desolate One. Master of Abortions! The Spoiler of Virgins!

@ClaudioTheCrowing109

7 жыл бұрын

Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!

@matthewmcclain8273

5 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up, GoBots!

King Diamond be like GRAAANNDDMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nostalgia

Grandma's picture in 1921.. ah. Had to leave and never look again. Ahh

That solo kills

I'm not guilty and that was pretty funny,Don cha !

Grandma!!! Grandma what was it like, to be on the holiday site?

good quality

NOW THAT YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME, YOU BETTER BE MY FRIEND!

I love it 💀

the riff!

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIKE :D