Watching people order cakes efficiently makes me question my ability to even order a pizza without causing a disaster and me getting food poisoning.

@phenix6129

28 күн бұрын

Can i marry this baker ❤.

Ah, the lactose intolerant. I had road trip with a friend who was lactose intolerant and when we all stopped for fast food, he ordered a milkshake. "I'll be fine, I just need to take a pill when we get back to the car," he said. Half an hour later we're getting in the car to leave and he starts rummaging through his backpack frantically. Guess what he forgot to pack? Poor Scott. He had a very rough night.

@acesinger6092

29 күн бұрын

Probably best to take it BEFORE you have something with dairy, no?😭

@davidforden

29 күн бұрын

@@acesinger6092yeah, just thought of that bahah

@firstpersonwinner7404

29 күн бұрын

​@@acesinger6092 yeah you are supposed to take those before you eat

@Vegan123

22 күн бұрын

Why anyone (especially those who can't physically deal with it) breastfeed from an animal ?

@firstpersonwinner7404

21 күн бұрын

@@Vegan123 A driving human force is finding shit we can eat. Like when you think about it humans eat some of the weirdest shit

The first one had me in stitches! I love names of people and place that are written wildly differently from how they are spoken.

@bloodknyte

29 күн бұрын

except the funny thing is, they are written how they are spoken, it's just phonics of a different language.

@LittleAnastasia...

29 күн бұрын

Examples of really messed up pronunciations for a few ohio towns..... versailles pronounced ver sales not ver sy Houston house ton not hew ston . Don't tell Hank Hill 😂 I forgot Russia. Wanna guess the pronunciation on that one?

@Jennythecatgirl

29 күн бұрын

I had a neighbor called Mr Cholmondley, pronounced Mr Chumley 😂😂😂

@1steelcobra

19 күн бұрын

@@bloodknyte More that they seemed to randomly transliterate when forced to use Roman characters when English was forced on them instead of the Ogham alphabet that developed with spoken Irish.

Purest of introverts will do anything to have a good excuse to not go to a party. 🎉

@Jennythecatgirl

29 күн бұрын

Blimey… what happened to saying “I’ve come down with a cold “?? 😂

@clemente3966

28 күн бұрын

​@@Jennythecatgirl Too cliché, easily predictable, and you can't make much a fake proof, plus some people would still go if they had it and would pay attention to stay relatively clean and not to risk more than 'necessary let's say the others. Needing to stay home because of a lactose intolerance that got triggered before needing to go to the party though, you can just take pics of each time you had to go to the bathroom if someone triés to confront you about it, and the number of them and the precise hours would solidify the alibi. You simply have to not mention that it was intentional, and voila

@Nol.

22 күн бұрын

@@clemente3966 I mean, you can also just say you accidentally ate something with lactose in it, and leave it at that. What are they gonna do? Ask for pictures of what’s in the toilet?

@clemente3966

22 күн бұрын

@@Nol. Sometimes, people would be just that way that you would indeed need some pieces of evidence to defend yourself otherwise they would never believe what you are saying. I know that it's a toxic trait and anyone be better to cut off ties with people who would be that way 24/7, but personally, I can't cut ties with some people of my family just like that, yk?

@MarianneExJohnson

17 күн бұрын

I sympathize with her predicament, but personally, I'd just lie. 😁

Remind people that when they're grown-ups, if they don't want to attend weddings, hen parties or any other function, they don't need to make themselves actually sick to skip it, they just need to SAY they're sick, nobody's going to ask for evidence.

@fenrir6911

15 күн бұрын

I faked sick too many times, now they know everytime I lie about it

That last one was a blast. (Probably more then one way)

The ham sandwich, though..

The last one, really? You can't fake it, you must torture yourself? Edit: Yes, I know about lactose pills, but she isn't eating these for pleasure, but to get out of an event. This causes her pain instead of just lying about having the pain so she doesn't have to go. It's a huge difference.

@MrNorker77

29 күн бұрын

Some people rather suffer then feel guilt over faking it.

@Kelekona

29 күн бұрын

Have you met a lactose intolerant person!? We should take the lactaid pill but we go YOLO and eat a whole tub of ice cream. She gets two excuses for the price of one cheese croissant. She doesn't have to lie and get out of a social engagement PLUS she gets the delicious cheese croissant!

@earlvinbicoputinov1566

29 күн бұрын

Most of the lactose intolerant people I've met just love to do that to themselves. They keep eating tons of cheese, ice-cream, butter, and milk, as if they weren't lactose intolerant, so later they are complaining about their symptoms

@bjam89

29 күн бұрын

i mean i am lactose intolerant and have also been to a ice cream factory this month, you have no idea how many of us look at milk and say do your worst, also there are pills we can take that helps with digestion of lactose

@Maria.Mirabella

29 күн бұрын

Lactose intolerant people are masochists: Confirmed ✅

I really enjoy those little slices of bakery life but I hope a few of them are dramatized, because otherwise that's scary! Thanks for sharing!

The lactose intolerant person was basically crafting an alibi at this point lmao

The last one was literally like "can you help me poop?"

That last one made me giggle. ❤

It's awesome that you take time out of your busy busy life to create these videos. They're fun! I understand that you don't always have time to "create" costumes for the various characters you inhabit, and so you may do a whole video wearing your baker's uniform. The camera angle helps separate the characters. Keep going, you're precious and I enjoy your channel. Thank you!

Recently found this channel and as someone who been a Baker among other catering jobs this is brilliant had alot of simular situations and a fair amount I haven't encountered

Weaponised flatulence oml 😂

The doggo got a feature 😊

Welsh and Irish people and places names 😳🤣

These are all good, but my favorite is definitely the donation one. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

@mr.mystery9338

29 күн бұрын

That s the worst one. Its like someone slips a piece of meat in your food while you are fasting.

@emmasilver2332

28 күн бұрын

​@@mr.mystery9338 fasting means you're not eating anything, I don't think people could slip something into nothing and have it go unnoticed.

@Stephanthecuteblondie2567

21 күн бұрын

​@@mr.mystery9338 What? That's not even close to what happend

When I worked in food service, I had a woman order food, pay for it, bring it to her table, proceed to gab for at least fifteen minutes before taking a bite, then storm up to the counter in a huff because the food I had served her was cold.

Your videos bring me peace, I'm not even interested in baking, I don't even laugh watching them, I just find your voice very relaxing and I love sleeping listening to your videos, Thank you for producing this type of content that brings me so many good feelings

Aww. Alice has such a cute smile.

Brilliant! You’re a good person, Alice

You really do have interesting customers. God bless you for being so patient with them. Wow!

your dog is ADORABLE!!

Are all these from May of this year? You sure do seem to have a lot of characters over there on the emerald isle lol

Very funny this set!! 🎉

The ham one is insane lol

Lol when you rather be sick than to go out hahaha.

I have seen all your vids and shorts. Your channel is great.

That last person is likely not going to live that long

Can't wait for the "Here are things people have said to me as a content maker" videos.

That last one had me laughing.😂😂😂

now you just have to pretend the conversation didn't happen xd

these videos make me so scared that the second i step into a bakery to order anything all common sense will simply drain out of my brain like a sieve

That’s hysterical 😂

Man I freaking love you your so funny

"Can I check the order form just to make sure you wrote it right?" "... no." 🙄🙄🙄

I need to see how a 4 months old sandwich looks like.

@michellejean11

29 күн бұрын

I expect it will be green and black and fuzzy and ichhhy.

last one.. sweet! XD

The last one. 😂

The last one... Hmm I'll have to do it at some point.

I'm sure there's an expected expiration date on meat,

@anjafrohlich1170

29 күн бұрын

There's an expiration date on every single thing in the ham sandwich with that timespan o_o

@crazyburkey3677

29 күн бұрын

@@anjafrohlich1170 I would think so

I would love to visit Ireland but the us dollar exchange rate with the Euro is. Terrible even though should be worth alot to the US dollar so fuck the Euro

Was that your actual dog? An absolute cutie

I love seeing Alex. He is so... Alex.

The one at the end there are better ways to get out of parties

Love these...because I am a baker.

You are amazing

Not me thinking Saoirse was hard to spell

You are so adorable ❤

I absolutely love people who are lactose intolerant! It's so accurate as to how they think. My brother in law is one, and every summer when it gets too hot, he sits back in the sun and eats a giant portion of ice-cream. And when asked to why he does that, he always says that the enjoyment of the taste and something cool is worth sitting on the toilet for the next few hours! XD

The masterbaker!

People be stupid, especially the ham sandwich one

Extra thanks 👍 👍 👍 👍 from me for sharing such great content. I must say, you post amazing content. I love it. Keep making videos like this. But, I request you. That you focus on video editing. When you are explaining something, make sure to include B-Roll and animation properly, because it helps in imagination. Put proper subtitles and transitions in the video. Put B-Roll (footage and animation) very well as it is absolutely essential in the video. 🎂

@DavidWilliamsi

20 күн бұрын

Yes, you are right. In my opinion, more attention should be paid to subtitles, transitions, and b-roll. I mean add B-Roll, subtitles and transitions properly. 🎂

@jessicamillerr

20 күн бұрын

You guys are saying this today, right? I have been saying this for several weeks now that you should improve your video editing. 🎂

@mariagarciab

20 күн бұрын

No, it is not that video editing is completely bad at present. Yes, if the video is edited better then it will definitely be better. But, they should take this decision. 🎂

@johnsmithb

20 күн бұрын

Look beyond my understanding. Because it has two aspects. First - What do you have to do with video editing? Listen and understand what he is explaining in the video. Second - Now video editing is becoming top in the entire environment and with good video editing, it is very easy to explain anything. 🎂

@emilybrowno

20 күн бұрын

Look, no matter what people say, I completely agree. Because B-Roll and subtitles are very important in video. 🎂

I am _forced_ to conclude that you are, quite simply, a _weirdness magnet._ The fact you have to intro all of these things as "Here are things people have said to me, _as a Baker,"_ implies that people say unhinged things to you _on the regular,_ such that you have to actually make the distinction between the insanity that occurs to you in your professional capacity versus the bizzareness that happens in private life.

On the first one, with the difficult spellings, it could be worse. You could be in Poland...or Wales...

How do you buy a ham sandwich in January and not eat it until May!? Unless you toss it in the freezer, the darn thing is going to be nothing but a rancid mess topped with penicillin and a side of salmonella.

Caoimhe means gentle! ❤

IT’S A REAL DOG OH MY GOD!!!!! 😭

"Woof!"

Don't worry, Alice, at least they didn't ask you to deliver to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch over in Wales....

The donation one got me so hard. 😂

Isn’t the public grand?

What song is this (the second one) 😃

I wanted to be a baker oneday

I can't lie, I might actually consider using that last girl's tactic to get out of social events, because I am also lactose intolerant. 😅

@SariaSchala

29 күн бұрын

Please don't hurt yourself.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does anyone know where is her's bakery??

#1 is just life in Ireland.

@alexj9603

29 күн бұрын

The fun of Irish spelling.

No idea what the ribbon one means! 😅🙈

Very funny! 😂😂 In case you've forgotten, God loves you. Jesus loves you. On your journey beware of traps and snares. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I wonder if Quema was the same one who was their apprentice And stole their step jar and faked a sick for the holiday?🙃

@bloodknyte

29 күн бұрын

Do you mean Caoimhe? In response to your inquiry, it's a pretty common Irish name, so possible, but not necessarily likely.

@fenrir6911

15 күн бұрын

​@@bloodknyte hold on a second So, you're telling me This name is a pain to write while being heard AND it is common ??

@bloodknyte

15 күн бұрын

@@fenrir6911 it's spelled phonetically... With Irish phonetics.

Cool vid

Caoimhe should be pronounced like caweem not like cweeva

Goodness gratious.... just say "no, i dont want to come to your wedding/hen night"... how cowardly can people get???

@anjafrohlich1170

29 күн бұрын

Dude, you don't get it. Social expectations and the punishments for not abiding them are wild!

@RoScFan

29 күн бұрын

@@anjafrohlich1170 i often go against social expectations. I ve nvr been punished in a way that bothered me significantly.

@MSinistrari

29 күн бұрын

If the bride to be's a bridezilla, it can unleash major drama.

@michellejean11

29 күн бұрын

Many of us don't want to go or lie or hurt peoples feelings so an honest reason is a joy, even that one.

Hello 🎉❤

@eglol

29 күн бұрын

Yes early to these great videos

Can you please name your videos something or number them. They are all "Weird Things People Have Said To Me As a Baker" and I have no idea what I have watched so sometimes I don't even bother. Hard to get views that way.

As some one who is professionally French trained. Your surveys are driving me nuts. Never seen anyone in a chef coat not roll up the sleeves. Especially baking.

Cheese doesn't have lactose btw... Only creamy cheeses do. Just fyi