Trick question - border collies will do parkour whether you want them to or not. The problem lies in getting them to stop.

@crabwalk7773

4 ай бұрын

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@sickofcrap8992

4 ай бұрын

So true, so true! 😂🤣😂🤣

@ratsika3

4 ай бұрын

Yup. And we're all just topography. I have the bruises to prove it lol

@Trahloc

4 ай бұрын

When I play fetch with mine she does flips grabbing thrown toys out of the air. When my sister threw stuff she would just hop up and grab it nice an safe. My pup is 6 years old now so I'm trying to get her to *stop* flipping because I don't want her to hurt herself....

@forwhenimgone3785

4 ай бұрын

I literally just came here to say this. Asking nicely totally works. You have to get a tranq dart to get them to stop tho

I mean... a great dane with a top hat IS an absolute unit.

@SilverAuntie

4 ай бұрын

Just make sure you have a sun roof.

@KimBouchard

4 ай бұрын

A sun woof. ​@@SilverAuntie

@nhokonhokopuala

2 ай бұрын

Totally 😂😂😂😂❤

Well, he was definitely wrong about that last question. The only thing you have to do to get a border collie to do parkour is let them off lead.

We adopted 3 rescue dogs many years ago, and they were huge mix breeds (wolf/chow, pitbull/great dane, and pitbull something), so we hired this unbelievably expensive German trainer for awhile, who really only liked dogs and hated humans, or at least us, and had us petrified! I hadn't thought about this for years but your video reminded me of her exactly! She was very experienced and gave us some great advice, but mostly just called us names in German and screamed directions as we tried desperately to do what she wanted. To this day, I still jump when someone says, "sit!" to their dog in the park, and try not to immediately crouch down!😊 luckily, two little boys moved in next door and came over every day to play with the dogs and wore them out, so we never had behavior problems, they were too exhausted to do anything destructive....they were the best dogs and kids! ❤

@RoseNZieg

4 ай бұрын

sounds like money well spent!!

@christineparis5607

4 ай бұрын

@@RoseNZieg At least we humans were well trained! Actually, the dogs were great, I could even give my wolf hand signals from a distance and she would obey instantly! We always practiced positive motivation only, and never yelled or made them anxious in any way, and they were so sweet with kids, adults, babies, etc., it was worth it, but that lady was something else!😳

@zuraidazakaria7419

4 ай бұрын

Great story.The image of the lady calling you names in German and yelling "Sit" that almost made you want to crouch down had me laugh out loud.

@HollyMoore-wo2mh

4 ай бұрын

@@zuraidazakaria7419😂😂😂 right?

@LisaMaierLiest

4 ай бұрын

Hey ;D German here :) While we completely go into "commanding mode" I doubt she really called you names in German. If she did use anything that is above a 4year old kid (which would somehow be jokingly acceptable) you'd have understood at least two words. Idiot and Depp (like Johnny Depp - Depp means dimwit). These two are the first words Germans use when we loose our temper. I could imagine she started to generally swear though, if she wasn't able to tell you what to do. Calling each other names in German is like telling people you're willing to have a private war with them for the next few years ;D

A few years ago I met a guy in the park training his dog. He wanted to become "professional", but he made Jonny Trainer seem quite normal. Lots of dog walkers were getting worried, he was spotted abusing his dog. Several said that the next time they saw anything they were contacting the police. The guy disappeared shortly afterwards. I recently saw a video in which a guy stated that dogs should not be allowed to sniff at all. It is the reason for taking my little one out. He sniffs as and when he wants to. If I stopped him, it would be like me going for a walk blindfolded! When I first had my little one, we would happily do a 30,000 chihuahua walk. These days, I'm lucky if I can manage to do a 3,000 chihuahua. I think that chihuahuas are now my go to unit of length!

@jeangrissom1071

3 ай бұрын

Letting dogs sniff the “news” is essential!

@Travelling_with_my_dog

3 ай бұрын

I sort of feel like a dog's sniffing is like a human at an art gallery; who are we to deprive them of such sublime things?

Measuring in chihuahuas 😂 that's a helluva pack walk 😂

@GalootWrangler

4 ай бұрын

Taking their average length as a foot, about 2.5 miles. Taking the critical mass of chihuahuas as one or two, I’m keeping far away from the 13,000.

@lunaballuna

3 ай бұрын

Haha even Helluva couldn't handle chihuahua packs running around. They'd easily conquer Hell with ½ those numbers!

Bro this guy makes cat people laugh much love ❤

Omg I’m a dog trainer and loved this 😂😂. The length of time sniffing thing 😂😂🐕, I’ve had people come to me claiming all sorts of weird stuff was information from other trainers . Think this is your best yet. I keep and train working border collies , one is naturally excellent at parkour , he earns himself pretty positive attention with it . Quite a few kids have exclaimed he’s like superheroes 🦸‍♀️

We do enjoy a Jonny video, they never disappoint. 😁

Your videos brighten my day! Thanks, Jonny!🌞🐶❤

"Are you testing my bravado?!" 😂 lmao hilarious

Now I have a picture of Scooby Doo in a top hat 🎩 riding shotgun with shaggy in a Lincoln!

God making Scottish Terriers I BEG

@crow_feather

4 ай бұрын

YES!!!! This SO needs to be done!!!! 💖🐾

@irgendwieanders2121

4 ай бұрын

Best beard on a dog by a long way!

…sniffing on walks is actually incredibly important for tiring a dog out both mentally and physically. It’s why I try to walk my dog near open natural areas with lots of smells and let her have 10 feet of leash to allow her space to roam. The more she gets to explore and do (supervised) zoomies the more fun walks are for her.

I will also attempt parkour for two little pieces of hot dogs.

@Sandi-ke9mi

3 ай бұрын

What will you do for a steak? 😋🤔

@22anamae

19 күн бұрын

​@@Sandi-ke9milol😅

I love the "trainer's" Zoolander look at the beginning!

Thought this was about a trainer for weird dogs, but this is better!

As a dog trainer, I do like to try to figure out how much Cesar Millan crap they've ingested before committing to trying to convince them to enroll in a class. It's a huge pain to unteach all of that. However, it is very gratifying to see them have epiphanies as they come out of it. Recently worked with a pet parent with an adolescent doberman. He was shocked and overjoyed to see how much his dog's behavior improved when he let it have an appropriate amount of sniff time. He was skeptical at first, but I got him to start treating his dog like a pet instead of furniture and things are going pretty well.

@christineparis5607

4 ай бұрын

I used to watch Milan's show, but never agreed with his , "let's show the dog whose BOSS", attitude, or his overdeveloped manliness. It always seemed like he was trying to break them down, but I'm obviously not a trainer, so it's just my opinion...

@sheashells

4 ай бұрын

why limit sniff time at all? assuming they're sniffing something safe and they're not aggressive about it like pulling on the leash to chase the scent

@WindierIndoors

4 ай бұрын

@@sheashells 1. Exactly, yes. 2. Logic is: to be done with the walk faster, because it's a burden to take the dog for a walk. This logic is subjectively stupid, but also a valid concern 75% of the year in Phoenix, AZ. Is it a great idea to own something alive that needs to be outdoors for a certain amount of time every day to remain sane in a region of the world where it is physically unsafe to be outdoors the vast majority of the time because the climate is inhospitable to most mammals? Perhaps. Will people do it anyway? Absolutely! :D

@christineparis5607

4 ай бұрын

@@WindierIndoors I wish everyone would take what you say seriously! I agree with you, and living in Texas, where we have constant extremes, you have to adapt to the weather, since it can literally kill you (and your dogs!). Pavement in the summer can reach heat that will literally fry a dogs paws. If you won't walk barefoot on it, because it will give you third degree burns, why would you let your dog fry?? We got up before sunup in the Summer, and walked them at 4 or 5 am and it could still be too hot, so we did indoor training and playtime. And now there are some good doggie "play companies" where dogs who are socially "responsible" can spend a few hours playing in air conditioning with other dogs. Simply crating dogs is cruel, because for active dogs, it's like locking a healthy, gregarious five year old child in the bathroom while they go to work for 8 hours, then wonder why it drives them completely insane. I personally think crating is torture. We worked a lot while we had our big pack and still just did whatever it took to keep them mentally and physically healthy and happy. If I could do it with rheumatoid arthritis, than others can too. If they can't, then try to get some help. We were always broke back in the day, but I "hired" our neighbors kids to help and they loved it, and I'd give them five dollars or we'd go to Starbucks (with the dogs!) and I'd get them their favorite snacks. They were five and 7, so it was a big deal to them, and everyone was happy. We did that for years and it worked out great. There is almost always a creative way to solve situations if people don't instantly decide nothing will work out. I'm just putting this out there since I've talked to a lot of dog owners who treat their dogs like an ornamental accessory instead of an individual being whose very survival depends on their owners not being lazy s@#$s...😳😁

@ember1794

4 ай бұрын

​@@sheashellsI agree - on the other hand, my Havanese girl likes to sniff for an extensive amount of time about every two meters - you won't get anywhere 😂 - also, we always fall behind when walking with others, 'losing the pack', so there's that 😂😅

Your videos always make me laugh I love them all we need more funny people ❤🎉😂

I think a border collie would love to do parkour if you ask nicely

@jnt6239

4 ай бұрын

If you ask nicely, a border collie might show you how to parkour.

You don't need treats to get a border collie to do parkour, you need them to get one to STOP

It’s always great when John posts Edit: Wait 19 likes in 28 secs how does he do this???

@irgendwieanders2121

4 ай бұрын

Re edit: Good videos?

I had no idea how long your dog sniffs things was a point of contention.

I hope this gets a part 2!

Well yeah but two little pieces of hot dog 'and' asking nicely will get you further than just two little pieces of hot dog alone.

@irgendwieanders2121

4 ай бұрын

With a Border Collie it may be hard to measure the difference in distance, when there is a chance to do parkour...

"The pleasure's all yours". 😄

Oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny. You are funny, adorable and NOT MEAN. I couldn’t understand, but then I learned you are Canadian. Now it all makes sense. More, more!

So, he's the "dog yeller?" (Old, or otherwise.)

@badkitty4922

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏😉👍

2 little peices of hot dogs😂

The answer is ALWAYS!!!"...little pieces of hotdogs..."

“Two little pieces of hot dogs!” 😂

Hahahahahahaha the fact he said sigma and dominance is crazy

I went with my hubby to his work and got tips from a army dog trainer. And I got very classic useful training tips. My dogs are very well behaved.

That quiz is like the Pokémon league exam where the circle was a jigglypuff from above

Always look forward to your posts.

Jonny for real can play IRL Prince Charming

God making Queensland Heelers!

I never comment but I’m so In love with your videos ! ♥️ too funny!! Keep it up ^^

Imagine a Johnny as Green Goblin or Joker...

Omg 🤭🤭 this reminded me of the weird cheerleading trainer in bring it on 😂😂

Thanks for the giggles funny Jonny 😂❤

Yeah, please never listen to that "dominate your dog" nonsense, its not how dogs actually function and was disproven as effective training over 40 years ago.

@ThePhaeriephox

4 ай бұрын

It's the fallacy that REFUSES to die!

@kaylawoodbury2308

4 ай бұрын

@@ThePhaeriephox Largely in part because pathetic, cruel people want to keep it alive. They want something they can scream and get rough with when they're angry and don't like being told they're wrong. I literally posted a simple fun fact about how dogs like baby talk and get swarmed by over 50 ducking comments from angry and rude men insulting me and demanding proof because the concept of treating a dog with love and affection was just that offensive to them. Also just to be clear, I'm not saying they were men based on sexist assumptions but because their icons were male pictures and their names like MikeJohnson5892.

@mauirandall8176

3 ай бұрын

​@@kaylawoodbury2308Right these people are rabid, And you didn't say it, but I'll say it, it's usually a guy thing. I'm a guy I can say that. Some guy was giving unsolicited advice about how it's natural to hit dogs, And all I said was I'm not going to be a immasculated by a puppy and it destroyed him.

@kaylawoodbury2308

3 ай бұрын

@@mauirandall8176 Well glad you said lol. Yeah, the post I mentioned now has over 300 comments with roughly a 8.5/10 male ratio for the angry ones. I'm still getting some positive replies from guys and a small amount of angry women but the angry men definitely out number both. I just try my best not to say anything too generalizing as to not invite more headaches. Too many guys response to "some men do things" is to just lose their shit in red pill-isms or scream "NOT ALL MEN" like calling out a handful of individuals is an insult to the entire gender.

Oh wait I worked for this lady before.... 🤦‍♀️

I was a vet tech so there is no way I could deny any of this stuff this is the truth

The question is how to STOP a border collie doing parkour

tell it to a shiba

Hey love your videos ❤

To train my dog I fed him fish and it worked instead of treats

@B2WM

4 ай бұрын

Plenty of good Omega-3 fatty acids in that kind of treat. Works for land dogs and ocean dogs.

You gotta do bull terrier I have 3 and would love too see you ad them to the mix !!!!

You’re like if cartoon character, Calvin, grew up 😂 and it is always so fun to see your work! (Um, never need to see you wizzing on a car logo though)

I let my dog out the other night. We saw the big fat opossum at the same time. She charged after it. Opossoms aren't very fast. It actually laid down and played dead. Id never seen that. She harassed it for awhile but it stayed still. She gave up and came back inside.

@WFT391

4 ай бұрын

One of my dogs used to disembowel baby possums.

OMG.I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE GREAT.

God making Rhodesian Ridgebacks pls 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️

@sabrinatirabassi3529

4 ай бұрын

Didn't he do that already?

@badkitty4922

4 ай бұрын

​@sabrinatirabassi3529 you know what? I think maybe he did! Now I have to search his entire archives, on all platforms...see you in 2025 😂😂😂

200 chihuahuas long? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Did he get a haircut, or is this an older video? And you can fit 2 Great Danes in a Lincoln MKS, with or without top hats. 😉👍

YOOO its the mans. Funny as hell

please do a jack Russell special they are so nuts, loyal but believe they are tigers or all powerful dictators basically like Kim Jun un etc

We trained ours with the advice of police k9 guys, the vet said we had the most friendly German shepherd he ever saw in his life. Learned a couple of things have expectations and be consistent. The doggy will only behave badly if you tolerate it, don't tolerate it and when you tell them to do something mean it and back it up. It's not so much ask then tell as much as it is tell then make. You are their parent no from them is NEVER an acceptable answer.

“Alpha and Omega” level of dominance

I think the "Weird Dog Trainer" could become an on-going bit. "Weird Dog Trainer meets a Jack Russell for the first time." type thing.

I dont view my dog as a pet, she is my family member, I HATE people who think it's OK to have a command for every natural action a dog takes, like my dad won't even let them look at him for extended periods of time because "it's a dominance thing" like the alpha pack model is total bullshit you are just abusing the poor Lil guys

No one is normal...once you get to know them.😂😂😂

Marine Corps drill instructor! 😅

Dude looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask 😂

Hey, greetings from Brazil :) I Really love your videos!!! I wish I could see my dog's breed (Japanese chin) in one. 😢 If you consider to do one, here are some features: they can "sing", and they are the ones behing the "chin spin". Also they love other dogs ( mostly big dogs ), and love to watch dogs on tv. Anyway, thanks for the very entertaining content! 🎉

You know, Jon, every time I see this video suggested by YT, I misread it as "Weiner Dog Trainer" and having grown up with dachshunds, I'm always a tad disappointed that I misread it and there are no weiner dogs. Please do a Weiner Dog Trainer video someday cus we both know how hysterical it would be since they are rather avoidant of being told what to do! LOL!

Hey cute dog man, what do you think of that scene with the dog in Hardcore Henry?

That Guy wants to make a dog a pure sigma. 🧐

haha you remind me of Jim Carrey In your facial expressions

I l❤ve your videos!

00.07 That. Look.

God making great Pyrenees

17 :44 Szép a háttér . You missed lunch. Rita Guth

Reminds me of a trainer my mom hired last year.🤣

@PLuMUK54

4 ай бұрын

Was the trainer for you or a dog?😊

@piajensen1897

4 ай бұрын

😂😅

Probably get annoyed by such comments but do you plan on doing “god makes the English mastiff” it’s my favourite dog breed I had one till he was 15 an enigma had the power to crush all but never ever felt the need to use it

Cesar Milan vibes.

This video is really funny 😂 I’ve been wating so long to ask you this can you do a video with corgi’s and Shiba Inu in it

This is why i dont use tiktok 💀

I would love to see him act as dogs compared to thier zodiac sign

That's not a professional dog trainer that's a gen Z dog trainer

Can you do a video on Golden Doodles?

Cable guy vibes.

Hello, you are doing great work here with our little friends! Congratulations 🎊 Would you mind making an Angel-God scene with Cotton de Toullaire, 🙏 Thank you 😊

2.86 seconds? Meanwhile, my GWP and I doing nose training at the Humane Society for an hour.

❤😂❤😂❤🎉❤ love this ❣️

My canine par cours delusion now lies in tatters 😂😂

Lol good luck getting a herding dog to STOP doing parkour... Hubby and I fostered a herding dog mix (i think it was cattle dog mixed with Taz the tasmanian devil and rocket fuel). For anyone whos super confident they could handle any dog but hasn't actually had the experience of handling all different types of dogs, let me share some advice from someone who was exactly that, confident without experience... 😅 Foster a herding dog. 😂 Foster a working breed that needs a job and stimulation to thrive. You will find out that you can infact handle that or you will be deeply humbled when that working dog knocks you off your feet with the force of 100,000 8balls. (Sometimes literally...) That pooch was named Joker and I DESPERATELY wanted to adopt him. Im good with dogs, but hadnt handled a working breed like him before. It took me a week to break down into tears sobbing over how insanely exhausted and overwhelmed i was trying to take care of him properly. We had to give him back to the shelter, he put my view into perspective very violently and i realized that i cant be in charge of working breeds that need that level of exercise and stimulation. Not to mention, he literally took me off my feet on day 3.. full tilt sprint directly into the side of my knee, i went down like a barrel of bricks. We sponsered him, he was adopted a few weeks later. I hope the family who took him keeps up with him and gets him the exercise he deserves!

How long a dog sniffs for is directly proportional to what the dog is sniffing.... Tree trunk ✅️ Fence ✅️ Wheels on non-moving vehicle ✅️ Another dogs arse ❌️ My arse ❌️

The next Jim Carrey

Why does that reminds of Dwight from The Office?

Yay

You forgot to add the monocle and pocket watch... amateurs smh...

This is just some interesting write because i was finding dogs pictures in a dog book pretty. French bulldog or English is my favourite. I also liked others Johnny the whtever beard dog too.. the best of them anyway.. but i exploit them. who bad.

A pro

I am getting Rudy's Arab Dad vibes from this trainer (except he wouldn't have to raise the voice).

👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

I am confused and entertained.

Uhh, creepy. :D

What kind of questions are these 🫤

😂🤣😂🤣