SNL cast members must be like "oooh a male character! Maybe I can get this one!" "Nope it's Kate mckinnon"

@contrivedresident5917

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm, I know she's talented and love her skits but, yeah, they should definitely let other people do them more often.

@erickamakeeaina1649

3 жыл бұрын

200th like

@biancanapoles1725

3 жыл бұрын

As it should be.

@sillygoose635

2 жыл бұрын

@@biancanapoles1725 no.

"I've had some memory problems stemming from a childhood trauma.....the passing of the Civil Rights Act."

The R. Kelly, Civil Rights Act and Entourage jokes 😂

@dalezegarelli5553

6 жыл бұрын

tone riggz; the woman doing jeff sessions, real life appearance is looking more and more ABNORMAL. DOES SHE HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS?

@dalezegarelli5553

6 жыл бұрын

who is angry, she doesn't look well. i know you are a liberal democrat. you people always resort to name calling, sexual perversions and have a fixation on private body parts.

@ThusIsBrad

6 жыл бұрын

"will thse leftists ever stop bshinng conservatives?"

"In collusion"😂😂😂😂

@mariaayala7518

6 жыл бұрын

I loved that part too!!

“How do poor people keep getting catfished into voting republican?” 😂😂😂 yesss

@waterandafter

6 жыл бұрын

Randy H Bible and abortion.

@tpsu129

6 жыл бұрын

Well, if Democrats stopped killing babies and stop buying votes with government benefits and stop playing identity politics, then more poor people would vote for them.

@tennisdude52278

6 жыл бұрын

tpsu129 Ahh yes, Republicans. The party that is pro-life unless you’re a poor person without health insurance. Then they tell you to fuck off and die.

@Harry-tt6be

6 жыл бұрын

tpsu129 You mean we can't kill clusters of cells that form a zygote? Why? You guys seem to love sexually assaulting women of all ages! If you can do that, we can surely "kill" some cells.

@tinman24601

6 жыл бұрын

Because the demo-rat party is the party communist social justice and radical transgenderism.

*break something in house Mom: did you break this? Me:I dO nOt ReCalL

I do not recall. 😂😂

@blaze5053

6 жыл бұрын

YES

@Harry-tt6be

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Heath 70 something year old who can remember that he's a racist but can't remember he colluded? It's funny AF

@Cooltea1983

6 жыл бұрын

I recall that I do not recall..

@ofwz

6 жыл бұрын

blaze5053 +44 7377 888781 Prank Call me 🤙

@TheLuckyShepherd

6 жыл бұрын

blaze5053. 1-Joking about molesting women. HEY HOLLYWOOD, IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! 2-Joking about poor people being tricked into voting Republican... funny because the poorest people vote democrats and the poorest cities have had democrats in power for a long time and how's Chicago doing?

That strained fake laugh after Che points out that Colin is one of the "ol' regular millionaires" makes me think he's been angling for a pay increase for a while now.

@thelostronin

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he should just marry a movie star. I'm sure Jost and Che get paid similarly

Can't stand the real Sessions, can't get enough of SNL Sessions!! Love it!!!

@MsWarriordiva

2 жыл бұрын

Same with Spicer & Trump & Kellyann Conway.

Where did the possum joke come from? Possums are waaaaayyyyy cuter than Jeff Sessions.

@tmseh

6 жыл бұрын

Evolution.

@lnsflare1

6 жыл бұрын

Look, be fair. As awful a human being as he is, Jeff Sessions is fucking adorable. He looks like a Keebler elf that moonlights with the Klan.

@crystaldelancey7160

6 жыл бұрын

I rescue feral cats. I get possum in my live traps regularly. They are cute from far away but not up close. I think the comparison is apt.

Che and Colin are just so good at this! And Colin I had no idea your eyebrows were fake, I really couldn't tell.

@biggreens7319

6 жыл бұрын

Simon James he was just joking

@ofwz

6 жыл бұрын

Simon James +44 7377 888781 Prank Call me 🤙

@MichaelMouseStar

6 жыл бұрын

Instinct Gaming that's not even a real number xD

@arielluecke8547

6 жыл бұрын

Simon James x

@leoniedacres6187

6 жыл бұрын

Simon James l i

When I say I do not, you say RECALL! I'm still on the floor... just gonna sleep here tonight.

@steventaylor1522

6 жыл бұрын

Vickie V 😂😂😂

It has to kill Sessions to know that a GAY WOMAN is what he most resembles...well, that and a possum. A lesbian possum?

@sharonfurey-stilson9213

5 жыл бұрын

Smiling Dog a

@heleneschenbacher8512

5 жыл бұрын

Smiling Dog. WHY WAS IT NECESSARY FORYOU TO MENTION KATE MCKINNON’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION? She’s the BEST actor this show has EVER had! Dog? You are one fucked up moron!

@johnoneill9902

5 жыл бұрын

A HOT gay woman!

@kasperjrgensen3761

5 жыл бұрын

Helen Eschenbacher because jeff seisions is anti gay

@elipostkennedy3059

5 жыл бұрын

I think you're forgetting dobby the house elf

OMG the tail LMAO..... I do not recall the voice and face expressions by Kate too good

This Jeff sessions skit is funny as hell, the part where he touches his ears lolol

"I think both sides are bitches" lmao

I LOVE how she always looks/seems so pleased with herself after a joke. Its grand.

How I wish another politician would get caught smoking crack. Those were the days.

Michael Che made my day

Kate McKinnon! I love her version of possum Jeff Sessions.

@fifiaames5935

6 жыл бұрын

She is terrific!

@spy1965

6 жыл бұрын

Poor Sessions...I know what its like to be ugly and named Jeff.

@walexander8378

6 жыл бұрын

opossum

@crimsonstar108

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they went with it because the Keebler elf joke was getting too played out. I don't really think he looks like an opossum, but he is rodent-like in the way he transparently tries to evade any responsibility for his actions.

@milascave2

6 жыл бұрын

Opossums aren't rodents, though. They are marsupials, like kangaroos.

Honestly Kate McKinnon plays a friccin adorable Sessions

That slight hit at Colin that he makes much more than Michael...😂😂😂

Kate McKinnon as Sessions will always put a goofy smile on my face

I am so in love that Kate gets to do this for a living she's awesome!

With all these sexual assault/misconduct allegations coming out it's like an episode of South Park come to life.

I love her Jeff Sessions impersonation.

@magick1969

6 жыл бұрын

The voice is way off, but Katie owns Jeff with the mannerisms and her take on his underlying racist background. That's childhood trauma reference is comedy platinum.

@nunyobiznez875

6 жыл бұрын

+ncg Really? Not only was it way off, but I thought it was a bit dumb, probably because it was so far off the mark. If they hadn't announced who she was supposed to be impersonating, I wouldn't have even been able to guess who it was supposed to be. I think they could have done a much better job and at least been funny. But to each their own, I guess.

@ChrisRoperArt

6 жыл бұрын

It's so terrible.

@trancd822

6 жыл бұрын

she is freaking hilarious as Jeff session. love her impersonation 😂😂😂

Michael Che thinks they're "owl pitches" . Thank you closed captioning!

Kate kills it when she does Jess Sessions.. the most adorable character ever.

"And in collusion..." Dying!

That Jeff Sessions impersonation was just the best.

Well, it took 35 years..but it IS finally the Al Franken Decade...

"Elf" Sessions! LOL Kate McKinnon is too brilliant.... Another Emmy for your future, girl!

F~ing brilliant! JS's tail just freaks me out, jiving with the feelings he gave me before seeing that damned tail of his so vividly. Brilliant!

Moore dresses like a 8 year old on Halloween.

@headcold7250

6 жыл бұрын

To attract 8 year olds. Oh wait he likes pubescent teenagers not 8 years olds lol

@ASMRyouVEGANyet

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. D. Yessss. I couldn't put my finger on it. But he could've played Drew Barrymore in ET

@tmseh

6 жыл бұрын

Sweet buttery Jesus! That disturbs me on many levels yet is so brilliant! You have won the internet today.

"We're gonna eat at least 4 of em... " LMFAO

Kate McKinnon breaking character gives me life

I remember everything.

Kate mckinnon is hilarious!

*What about that healthcare though?*

Sessions: "I've had some memory problems stemming from a childhood 'traawma' from the civil rights act." So have I Mr. Sessions, so have I...

kate really knows how to play tiny little old man gremlins

lol did anyone else notice 4:55

@elizabetha6443

6 жыл бұрын

??

@owenvelazquez5629

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@loxho217

6 жыл бұрын

There wasn't much to notice. The tail/sign prop was mostly out of view before her punchline, and could have articulated the same movement on a real possum hybrid (assuming such a hybrid could have a prehensile tail).

Colin and Michael's reactions to each other jokes only makes them funnier xD

Michael Che was on fiiiiire😭😭😭Love them both, they’ve gotten soooo much better

Colin and Micheal are hilarious and cool.

Her Jeff Sessions character looks like Golem

Yebb and Nobb had me lol🤣

3:50 You can here someone say "oh my gooooooood" and it killed me

One of the best in a long time

@touchtoomuch1000

6 жыл бұрын

Wow, really? The show is worse than I thought.

@caylexxx

6 жыл бұрын

touchtoomuch1000 maybe you should stick to fishing and mopar

Don't ever forget the differences between how Senator Franken addressed the accusations and how Trump responds.

It’s the ears and her smile 😂😭😭

Such a great team

You know you did a Bad thing when the place that gave you a career turns on you. #AlFranken

Glad to see more people realizing that "picking a side" is the problem.

Michael Che, you are the shit! "All bitches." Dead on.

Love it lol

That mustache is longer than my attention span

I finding it amusing and sad to see the haters of SNL. Simple, don't watch most of us sensible people don't watch Fox.

@Chunkboi

6 жыл бұрын

Scott Mckenzie to be fair I know a few sensible people who do, either to get “both sides,” or to figure out how the logical fallacies are put to the people. And that’s before the KZread Poopers who have to review the source material to find the stuff they need to use.

@seanm7349

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. Yeah, most of you "sensible" people only make up about 15% of the country. Keep living in that utopian bubble, snowflake.

@scottmckenzie5476

6 жыл бұрын

sean m Poor boy, do you need Fox or Donnie to be your daddy and tell you what to think? Think for yourself. You might like it!

@scottmckenzie5476

6 жыл бұрын

Chunkboi Logical fallacy is that there are 2 sides. Logical reality, there is a side that is closest to the truth and then there is fox propaganda. A large segment of the population needs to be told what and how to think.

@seanm7349

6 жыл бұрын

Scott - Oh look, you think I voted for Donnie. How cute. I bet you also think you're somewhat intelligent. Someone lied to you about that. I bet you've been lied to, your entire life, about how special and smart you are. It'll be ok. Stupid people have no clue how truly retarded they are, so it doesn't bother them. Good luck with that.

these guys are too funny

Omg! Al!

Am I the only one who is shocked at the accusations made against Al Franklin? I'd always thought he was gay. LOL

Al Franken was a comedian at the time of this photo....and if you care to look closely Franken's hands are NOT in contact with what's her names breasts or even the life jacket she has on! All LeAnn Tweeden did was force the resignation of one of the best Senators the US has had in a long time! I give you Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell as two of the Rebpublican's "Finest"! Look where Tweeden's "career" has taken her after 2017...now the co-host of Dr.Drew Midday on radio 790!

Michael Che is awesome!

“Queen Elizabeth as C3PO” I’am dead😂😂😂

He's crazy but, he's family

Let's be clear here. What Al Franken did was wrong. Period. The photo was totally out of line, and the skit was a form of harassment. But Franken called for a Senate investigation into his actions and immediately apologized. Franken has also sponosred and co-sponsored numerous pieces of legislation that empower women. If voters take him out of office, then so be it. That would be a completely understandable reaction. But STOP showing his photo next to Weinstein, O'Riely, Cosby and Roy Moore's photos. Franken's transgression was nothing equivalent to what those men did. Franken did not rape and/or physiclly injure women. He also did not lie about his actions and smear the integrity of his accuser. He did not systematically plan on how he'd corner dozens of women alone and assault them. He forcibly kissed and groped a single woman in front of an audience during a comedy skit. Wrong? Yes. The equivalent of Moore, Weinstein, and Cosby? No. Not by a long shot. And that difference needs to be understood.

@inquisitorofkek2472

6 жыл бұрын

PG 89 I still don't get why Moore is included with those. He was accused with no proof. And he denied. Do we condemn in the court of public opinion now with no proof? By that logic, Barack Obama is a gay Muslim trying to destroy the free world and Michelle Obama is actually a man. Skepticism is a virtue here. This is why nobody can stand ideologues.

@inquisitorofkek2472

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Gatsby I actually agree with you about Franken. And I don't particularly like Democrats, either. I'm more centrist, usually, though the politicians seem to be destroying themselves and their credibility recently. Franken is totally not on the level of the other two. It's completely political here.

@stevestelly3063

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I never thought about it before but you are right 100% Media can fool people even if they think they'er awake.

@PacificViceroy

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. In the worst case scenario, Gillibrand should have instead pushed for a censure as opposed to resignation.

@aarondiamond7225

5 жыл бұрын

Also she is wearing a bullet proof vest. Those things are pretty thick and stiff I still dont approve of what he did, but people have done a lot worse

i had to rewatch the part with sessions,she nails it every damn time

the SHADEEEE in this episode!

Wasn’t Al Franken was on SNL at first, I just want to know. Also just realized I spell his last name wrong, my bad.

@agentpurple3251

6 жыл бұрын

Zoel Edwards he used to work there

@BiggsDarklighter22

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, he was a writer for many years and once in a great while was even in some skits

@tmseh

6 жыл бұрын

Al Franken and his writing partner Tom Davis both worked for SNL. They both are in the movie "Trading Places" as baggage handlers towards the end shipping a gorilla. Tom Davis passed away a few years ago from cancer. They were a great team together. Senator Franken is very forthright about his past behavior and is willing to be judged by his fellow statesman. I'll give him credit for being *MAN* enough to take responsibility for being a dick and admitting to what he did.

@DemPrincessBoyz

6 жыл бұрын

You don't have google?

@Durka-Durka

6 жыл бұрын

You write like shit, too.

Let there be no doubt: it was the rich who made tax complicated in the first place by lobbying to add hundreds of exemptions and deductions for items that are not even needs, they are luxuries. (e.g. buying a yacht or a horse are deductions!) And let there also be no doubt: when they talk about wanting to 'simplify' the tax code, what they meant is that they want to lower the base tax rate for the rich... and STILL keep those same deductions, so their effective tax rates becomes lower than their lowest paid employee!

3:49 I'm sorry but that was HILARIOUS!!! I could honestly see Sessions saying that

"When I say I do not, you say recallllllll!"

Just be president of the United States and you can get away with anything that breaks the law. 😂 The president will pardon all crimes I and my friends have done 🤣

is there a situation where you can legally prove that it's impossible for someone to "not recall" something? such as journals or other evidence of that person writing down what happened? i feel like by sessions saying he doesn't remember anything pretty much makes him immune from possibly being charged with lying under oath in the future, which i understand is the point but... seems like a shitty loophole.

@tmseh

6 жыл бұрын

He testified adamantly that he had "no contact" with any Russians or knowledge of anyone on the campaign with Russian contacts. Photo evidence has come to light that contradicts his testimony that he now cannot recall. He is either lying his ass off or is incompetent in the responsibilities he had in Trump's campaign. Now he is the A.G., top law enforcer in the U.S.. So sad.

@waterandafter

6 жыл бұрын

They can treat as a hostile witness, maybe hold him in contempt.

@waterandafter

6 жыл бұрын

Olaf GoldenHammer Near the end and long after he was president. Not while the iran-contra affair was taking place.

@amandasaint8513

6 жыл бұрын

I have been deposed before, and I was told during preparations that if I was not 100% certain of something when I was asked a question to state "I do not recall at this time." Trying to recall things under pressure during lengthy examinations is hard, and so anyone with a lick of sense is going to try to stick with "I do not recall"... ....at the same time makes you look guilty as sin.

@waterandafter

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHWB0I-xna3FpKQ.html Ollie north recalls less than shillary and the keebler elf combined. Watch to the end for an awesome constitutional cliffhanger.

The Jeff Sessions tail is the best prop used in a sketch in a long time, it kills me

Wow. I love this show.

In Collusion

@headcold7250

6 жыл бұрын

we trust

“People can barely stay up to watch sketches after Weekend Update.” Honestly, is he wrong though? I love to watch Update live, but I often go to bed and record the rest.

This was sooooooooo funny

They all going to be "RECLAIMING THEIR TIME" behind BARS!!!! Hahahaha!

Al Franken apologized profusely twice, his accuser accepted his apology, she wants him to stay in the senate, Al's wife has forgiven him, Al has welcomed a committee hearing, as opposed to these "deny everything" jerks Moore and Trump.

@blackbruno50

6 жыл бұрын

The law actually allows them to deny it. Under our system of jurisprudence we are innocent until proven guilty. Only Al Franken was stupid enough to take photographs of his crime. But for that, he would've denied it all.

@Offmedication

6 жыл бұрын

You must be a Trump Troll. Get back to your tiki-torch parade

@blackbruno50

6 жыл бұрын

I couldn't give a fuck less about Donald Trump. I just can't stand watching a self-righteous piece of shit like Al Franken wallow in his own hypocrisy and I'm even more disgusted by hypocrites like you playing apologist for him.

@alanbrad4564

6 жыл бұрын

David Drake Comparing Trump's allegations to Franken's allegations is the most pathetic thing I've seen from your side. You're literally just using this Franken case (which is nowhere near as bad as what Roy Moore and Donald Trump are accused of) as a scapegoat to defend Republicans. If this didn't happen, you would still be denying an actual pedophile, Roy Moore and you know it. This isn't about sides, this is about what's morally right.

@davidspiller7977

6 жыл бұрын

David Drake Franken isn't the pedophile, Moore is.

My only source of news on the weekend!

@Harry-tt6be

6 жыл бұрын

That's ..... disturbing

@larptroll69er22

6 жыл бұрын

Porsche Collector That's just sad.

@donutvampyre4603

6 жыл бұрын

This is exactly why more people need red pilled

@ofwz

6 жыл бұрын

Porsche Collector +44 7377 888781 Prank Call me 🤙

@wolfpack4128

6 жыл бұрын

That's fine, just don't vote.

Jenny!!!!!😂😂😂

3:48 SNAP!!!

Is Roy Moore trying to channel Drew Barrymore in ET?

@tmseh

6 жыл бұрын

Stop that!

0:20 Conveniently Not pictured, Bill Clinton

@Chunkboi

6 жыл бұрын

Marshal Mathers because the topic was sexual harassment/assault, not perjury over a consensual act.

@marshalmathers5669

6 жыл бұрын

No such thing as a "consensual act" when it's your boss having you do the deed. Stop making excuses for coercion and call it what it is.

My favorite news

Amazing, his alma mater roasting Franken, and doing a good job of it...

I don't see that Franken actually touched the woman. I do NOT defend this kind of behavior at all, but to be honest, I think he just showed remarkably poor judgment and comedic insight. It just looks sophomoric and stupid, but, I do not see that his hands actually made contact. Legally, touching or physical contact are integral to the definition of sexual assault. However, in today's atmosphere and the court of public opinion, I doubt this would make an iota of difference. One of my favorite aphorisms is, "To a man with a hammer, everything is a nail." (Another favorite, "Only food runs." That's for you hunter/gatherers out there.) Bottom line, I think this is a serious business, which means we look with unflinching honesty. Above all, honesty.

Frankin was kicking their asses so all of a sudden he is an assaulter? Bullshit. And I have some property to sell west of S.F....

@Captain-Kidding

6 жыл бұрын

Tyg Rahof I mean, it's not like there's a photo or anything....

@Harry-tt6be

6 жыл бұрын

Look Franken's had a better record but that still doesn't excuse his behavior *but* his accuser forgave him so I think it's okay to let that one go but don't try to diminish his disgusting act.

@akaElleLatham

6 жыл бұрын

No one's kicking each other's asses. They're all kicking our asses. #TheyAllSuck #CorporateParty

@Harry-tt6be

6 жыл бұрын

akaElleLatham If you hate everyone, then leave the fucking country. I hate a lot of shit about this nation but there are good things I hold close to my heart. If you don't like it, leave.

@tygrahof9268

6 жыл бұрын

LOL And I will bet good money that that was a joke and the lady in the picture knew about it.

I usually don't like when they have guests... Unless it's the magical Kate McKinnon!!! Olga, Betsy, Jeff... Keep it coming Kate!

Usually I don't care for the interview at the end, but it's great seeing Jeff Sessions show up at the show again.

Hands off Franken!

@jsantmyer2620

6 жыл бұрын

Lesley Vass: That's the exact words the women he raped are saying to him.

@sirloxleymendoza972

6 жыл бұрын

Franklin is the one that can't control his hands

these guys are good, but i miss seth myers

1:12 - Classic!

the sessions part reminded me of bubba j from jeff dunham

why does trump ignore the accusations against moore,and tweets his butt off about franken,two of akind i guess.

@waterandafter

6 жыл бұрын

derail14 Picture evidence and admission vs 40 yo claims. I'm not keen on moore and think the fugger needs to go down in flames and take ta'rump with him. But really, there's a freakin' picture vs 40yo claims.

@connor21696

6 жыл бұрын

Because there's photographic evidence of Franken's actions

@heterosectional

6 жыл бұрын

lern2rite b4 U come here, U pinhead.

That was a deceptive title, two sentences about Franken and the rest about Sessions and Trump. Why wasn't the title about the focus of the clip which was clearly Sessions? I get it, you want people to know that you actually mentioned Franken once. Maybe you could have mentioned how he was one of the first writers for SNL or his old videos for SNL. Naaahhhh, you wouldn't do that. He had some funny bits, like The Al Franken Decade.

@mdudegamer

6 жыл бұрын

Weekend Update's all about a bunch of segments in succession, they can't list all the things they talk about in the title. They talked about the Franken thing for a while, too.

@johncarpenter987

6 жыл бұрын

md, really? Hmmm, lets see did you count the time spent. 6:58 total runtime. at 24 seconds in they mention Franken, at 1:12 they talk about Trump. Less than a minute. They then turn to Piven and Moore. At 3:06 they turn it about Sessions, that goes on till 5:46. Tell me what you think the focus was? You can't list everything it the title so you usually list the focus of the clip. The title was misleading, simple fact. They didn't even mention that he was a founder of SNL.

@mdudegamer

6 жыл бұрын

Okay, maybe you're right that it wasn't the focus. I'll give you that. But they also made a second video with just the Sessions part, and they couldn't name both videos the same thing. Granted, I don't like that they upload Weekend Update parts multiple times, but that still explains why this video's title is different. Also, Franken having been with SNL before doesn't have anything to do with the current news about him.

@johncarpenter987

6 жыл бұрын

md, I think everyone can guess why they titled it as they did. They don't want to be accused of having said nothing; but, they made sure the focus wasn't him. When the Soviet Union was still a thing, people who were experts on media manipulation would teach us to spot such things. The techniques haven't changed. Every time someone is accused of sexual misconduct, it ends up becoming about Trump. That's fine; but, it is not an excuse for not holding people accountable or attempting to redirect.

@johncarpenter987

6 жыл бұрын

md, let me clarify, I really want you to understand this. Lets just say that both Trump and Franken had actually raped women (as far as I know neither has been charged with such a thing), would you tell the woman who was raped by Franken, that it could have been worse, that should could have been raped by Trump. That is what SNL did. If we make everything about Trump, we ignore our mistakes and faults.

Crimsonite 😁😁😁"In collusion!" IKR😂😂😂

This was funny, watched it last night.