Weekend Update: Kristi Noem's Other Dog Defends His Owner - SNL
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Kristi Noem's other dog (Marcello Hernández) stops by Weekend Update to defend his owner.
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The dog buttons was a brilliant comedic device.
@elee9056
29 күн бұрын
reminded me of derrick comedy’s keyboard kid
“I don’t know if she rescued me or if I’m gonna get shot in the face!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johntidey8734
Ай бұрын
I didn't see that coming. brilliant
@anonymousYTviewer69
Ай бұрын
I READ that as it played....🤣
Cricket will live on in history. She may be the only dog responsible for taking down a politician with an agenda counter to our country’s best interest. RIP Cricket.
@margarethubbard1173
Ай бұрын
Yup....Noem "put down" Cricket but really Cricket put down Noem! And Trump is being taken down by a porn star....Karma is real folks!
@elimcfly350
Ай бұрын
That's a good way of looking at it! Hell yeah, Cricket!
@sierravalentinee
Ай бұрын
RIP puppy❤ frfr
@Elmaestrodemusica
Ай бұрын
Yes, Cricket, you did not die in vain. May you be in Heaven doing whatever it is you want to do! Say "Hello" to my sister, she loved animals (she died at 14)!
@WestOfEarth
Ай бұрын
Cricket deserves a posthumous Medal of Freedom
Marcello's cheerful facial expressions after delivering those hostage messages with the buttons were hilarious but also, 🥺 Justice for sweet Cricket! Kind of reminded me of Michael Bublé in that SNL Hamm and Bubbly sketch from a long time ago, too
@LORAC22
Ай бұрын
Trump tie as collar next time 👍
@susanplank1976
29 күн бұрын
thanks for reminding me to watch that one again, its been awhile, really funny.
Marcello asking colin " do you do paw" made me laugh so stupidly hard🤣.
@Jillybeancupccake2
Ай бұрын
Yes!!!🤣
@T.Z.M4N
27 күн бұрын
Marcello is a great comedian.
"One of the dog buttons is Mar a Lago?" 😁
Marcello is a gem.
yooo i am cryinggg☠marcello did great with this one 🤣
Bruh call me Cricket because I'm dead!😂😂😂
@dancepiglover
Ай бұрын
Too soon. 😆
"Why would you read that out loud?!" My sides were killing me! Marcello is a gem!!
Marcello nails the dog costume his comedic ,and acting always on point.
@aishabintabubakr4944
Ай бұрын
His timing his awful
@drewsy4788
Ай бұрын
@@aishabintabubakr4944 It is much better than the other new SNL members. I feel like all the new ones arent really that strong of actors and it seems so forced when they perform. Its hard to believe that they are portraying any character genuinely. I miss the days of Cecily Strong, Aidy Brant, Kate Mckinnon, Vanessa Bayer, and Fred Armison.
@aishabintabubakr4944
Ай бұрын
@@drewsy4788 I would go back further than that
@drewsy4788
Ай бұрын
@@aishabintabubakr4944 Agree!!they used to have such charismatic actors. Charisma also matters!!
@mousamnandy3916
Ай бұрын
@@aishabintabubakr4944don't be bitter just chill
A dog that can't read but writes a note to Colin. 😅
@Davidstone568
28 күн бұрын
Reminds me of a former president with a sharpie
@canaisyoung3601
18 күн бұрын
He's probably lying about being illiterate to save his hide.
He's the BEST boy
@NoteFromSELF
Ай бұрын
Him sure is!
Love the necktie made into a collar…so creative!
2:15 the gentle little button pats 🤣🤣 great skit!
When people tell you who they are, listen to them.
@Tao_Tology
Ай бұрын
When people butcher and fail to attribute a Maya Angelou quote....
@EJWash57
22 күн бұрын
@@Tao_Tology When people just don't KINDLY and HUMBLY post the correct quote... 🤦🏽♂
@Tao_Tology
22 күн бұрын
@@EJWash57 So......like you just failed to do, then. 🤦♀️
@EJWash57
22 күн бұрын
@@Tao_Tology Nor you, and you brought it up - twice now.
@Tao_Tology
22 күн бұрын
@@EJWash57 'Nor you' twice now _yourself_ . Lol, cry more. And, remember: do the thing _you_ are complaining about. 😄
"Please, I love you, Kristi!" 😆
@cheryl-annhercules9445
26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marcello managed to be more adorable? 🐶🐶🐶
@timesawasting7532
Ай бұрын
He looks really good in this costume!
@9sheri9
Ай бұрын
Marcello is one of my favorites 😍
@angelicaterry3367
Ай бұрын
is it just me or does he looks doe-eyed
@lisadavis9535
27 күн бұрын
@@angelicaterry3367 Big brown puppy dog eyes!! LOL!!
"I can't read." "But you know what 'media spin' is?" 😂🤣
@Acdc5
Ай бұрын
trump supporters biggest excuse why they still support trump.
The looks on his face are amazing. Great 🐕🐶
This might be the most adorable Marcello character... might be.
"I can't read.. IMMA DOG!" 😂😂😂
This is my favorite skit this week. This is an all time favorite. 🐕 CONGRATULATIONS Marcello Hernandez. ❤ I love dogs. 🐩
The way he says “I love you, Kristi!🐶” 😂
"One of the dog buttons is Mar-a-Lago?"
Not a dog person but I would definitely consider adopt Cricket VII
I am so heated at what she did to that innocent puppy.
He has a great voice…and is very cute. Love everything he does.
@stevenrobert8567
28 күн бұрын
she didn't even bury the goat or the dog. She needs to do jail time with the orange blob. how could this country produce such monsters for office?
Che’s delivery is always top notch. He doesn’t always get the laughs he deserves meanwhile I’m over here laughing so hard I start coughing and then choking
@primitivedaisy
27 күн бұрын
Neither one of 5hose guys is Michael Che. 🤨
Gdi that was dark but really pushes home how terrible those people are 🙏🤙
As a South Dakotan, I approve of this skit. What a DB!
@cheeto6933
20 күн бұрын
FDB
Why didn't she give the dog away? Oh, thats right, because she is insane.😢
@marke7441
Ай бұрын
I know. I’m sure a shelter or rescue would have saved Cricket. Shooting was easier for her than doing the work to find the dog a home. Then she decided she was liking it, so she took out the goat. Wonder how many small animals she killed for fun as a kid.
@cheeto6933
20 күн бұрын
@@marke7441 I wonder how many disobedient children are buried in her backyard
@voltage6405
3 күн бұрын
She thought trump would like it lol
I was waiting for the shock collar to kick in. Missed joke opportunity.
Marcello is the BEST!
Marcelo is such a natural for SNL! He’s great
Marcello’s bark is simply magnificent
Always count the best writers in the business to write jokes to alleviate the horrors that is a rancher version of Cruella DeVille.
how did marcello go from being a frozen embryo to a dog 😭 his range is crazy
@BloodMeridian1997
Ай бұрын
Wearing a goofy outfit doesn’t require much range.
@iamlalapalooza
Ай бұрын
ACTing!!
@apriljk6557
Ай бұрын
@BloodMeridian1997 thanks for the heads up.
@canaisyoung3601
Ай бұрын
Same way Bowen Yang went from iceberg to lantern fly to George Santos to Christopher Columbus. Or Michael Longfellow went from himself to groundhog to Dilbert to Michelangelo's David to cigarette that encourages kids to smoke to resident boyfriend.
@vincentjohnflorio
Ай бұрын
@@BloodMeridian1997 If only that was all that was happening you'd have a point
"I love you kristi" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The barking got me 😂
"Can you shake? Do you do paw?" Already won me over.
Man, Marcello did a great job as that puppy killer governor’s dog on Update! That bit with the talking buttons was definitely one of my favorite parts! And I hope I’m not being weird by saying this, but Marcello kinda looks a bit adorable in a puppy suit. Definitely a 10 out of 10!
@montananerd8244
Ай бұрын
He's almost as cute as an actual puppy! There's a dog named "Bunny" on YT who supposedly talks by pushing buttons, by the way...
@brandontylerburt
Ай бұрын
I totally get it. I'd scritch his ears for sure.
@spencerkagen1386
Ай бұрын
This reads like a bot account...
@matthewmcdermit8744
Ай бұрын
Agreed, some of his best work.
@KCmidwest-wm9jd
Ай бұрын
Marcello needs to be careful. All those "furries" will be after him, now. LOL
Well it looks like the neighbors will never ask Kristi Noem to dog sit for them while they are on vacation, because when they get back their dog will be buried on the front lawn, that is if she even bothers to bury her neighbor's dog.
@simulationkoyo
26 күн бұрын
and not children either.
@cheeto6933
20 күн бұрын
@@simulationkoyoit does make you wonder how she would treat a child with disabilities
I can’t read, I’m a dog. Team Kristie for life, for a very long life. Spontaneous barking best part.
Amazing delivery from both comedians but man marcelo you hit a grand slam here. Lmfao. 😂😂😂😂
Poor Cricket 😢
@cheeto6933
20 күн бұрын
Imagine if she had a child with disabilities 👀
Marcello in a dog costume?! Lol, as if he is not already cute and charming.
This dog is gonna live as long as a Boeing whistleblower
Omg hilarious! Love Marcelo! 😂❤
Finally Marcello gets a part where he doesn’t have to do a bad Cuban or Puerto Rican accent!
Why do they not talk about the poor goat she also shot in the same day? She missed the first shot, so she had to shoot it again. She soaked her own gravel pit in blood that day. Wtf.
The talking pad bit immediately triggered "C-Cool, alright. Ca-Cool, alright, kick it" memories 😅
@chasehlee7197
Ай бұрын
No-no-not my real dad.
Marcello's comedic timing is impeccable. Goddamn
This one was hilarious. There's just 1 thing I'd like to add. Right after he says "cricket, everyone" cut to a shot of Kristi Noem with a sniper rifle
lol cricket is too funny. He needs to come back. Reminds me a lot of Marcello!
Marcello is a good boy!
Marcello is growing into a great actor 😁🤩 He 'shakes paws ' with Colin so seriously and masters those floppy ears 🐕😂
best sketch Marcello has ever done!
That piece wrote itself.
Hilarious!!! This was good all the way through 😂🤣🤣🤣
Everything about this story is insane. Why would she brag about doing something so horrible!?
@swandown1
Ай бұрын
Because she thought it would appeal to farmers, hunters, and other people who believe that dogs are meant to be service tools, and she calculated that any backlash could be easily dismissed as wokeness.
@MatthewTheWanderer
Ай бұрын
@@swandown1 That's still insane. Even most of those kinds of people find this reprehensible.
@3l3llala13
Ай бұрын
To her it was not horrible. The story was to demonstrate that she was capable of making a tough and decisive decision and carrying it out to completion. Unfortunately for her, most Americans do not take too kindly to shooting a 14 months old dog in the face.
@MatthewTheWanderer
Ай бұрын
@@3l3llala13 Obviously, it wasn't horrible to her, because she's a disgusting piece of trash! And no, that story does NOT demonstrate at all what she thinks it does. Instead, it demonstrates that she sucks at making decisions and also that she is evil.
@389383
Ай бұрын
Because she thought Trump would like it.
*Kristi: "I shot a puppy I hated".* (Everyone loses their minds) Kristi: "Oh you think that's bad, I shot a goat for smelling like a goat." (Everyone loses their minds) Kristi: "Oh you think that's bad, I just shot three more horses." (Everyone loses their minds)
@camplethargic8
Ай бұрын
Trump appreciates domination of the news stream (no such thing as bad pr)... she's improved her chances. I don't think he likes menopause though. At 52 Noem is pushing Trump's limit.
@WyvernYT
Ай бұрын
@@camplethargic8 That's a good point. Thirty years younger than him is too old for him.
@PleaseDontEatAnimals
Ай бұрын
It seems really hypocritical to me because most people kill innocent animals every day... Maybe they would have been okay with it if she made bacon out of Cricket and the other animals she shot? I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢 You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."
@laylahahmad6468
25 күн бұрын
Is it everyone who lost their minds or Kristi 🤔
omg loved this bit! marcello is pitch perfect. 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
@joshleco913
Ай бұрын
🐕☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 1/7
@oppositeofh8
Ай бұрын
@@joshleco913 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 7/7
Cricket is laughing in heaven right now screaming, you titled that book right cause "you ain't never going back again"!
OMG those buttons are HILARIOUS 😆
One of the dog buttons is Mar-A-Lago??? 🤣🤣🤣
great skit on that news story
Poor Cricket
Great work guys!!! Such smart comedy. Love it.
He should be singing “Cricket the Eight I Am I Am” 🎵🎵 😂
Marcello-dog is adorable!
Best bit of the night.
All laughs aside, these maga cruellas are really getting out of hand.
@CCBrady
Ай бұрын
Why don’t you go get a hug from your mamala 😂🤣😂TRUMP 2024🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏MAGA🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏
Omg this is great 😂😂 But seriously, Rest in Peace, Cricket. ❤
You better be good! Or you're going in the book!
So goooood!!
he did a great job in that bit...
He's a good boy
Marcello looks adorable 😍 I'll take him with me 😉
Marcello is the best addition to the SNL cast in years!
He was so good I didn't know whether to laugh or cry 🤣
My first thought when I heard about the dog story... Well, SNL skit writers are hyped.
Of all the jokes over the last week involving Kristi, this made me laugh the hardest 😂😂
Best sketch of the night
He kind of looks like Spaceballs Barf on a good diet.
He's too cute to look at this logically but 10 he's so funny . I am going to need a movie from this guy
One of the dog buttons is Mar a Lago??
@bookgirlny8511
Ай бұрын
Reeeeee!!! 😆
Behave or you’re going into the next book 😂
Marcello looks so cute
Great skit!! Thank you.
Fantastic skit!
Thank God we have SNL!
Yaaaaaaaas! Marcello did sooooooo good here (like always). Long live cricket 7!
Haven't laughed that hard at a SNL segments for a long time.
Don’t touch his toy, he will bite you! Rah rah rah rah!!!! 😂
This is spot on..😅😅
I laughed so damn hard at this! 😂
Marcello🤣💙💙💙para siempre!
Even if you're a republican you can't think that this is okay right????!!!!!
@officerkrupke4966
Ай бұрын
Lets call them by their real name, ...authoritarians. They make up the rules as they go along.
@marke7441
Ай бұрын
I saw clips of a Fox News segment where they were shocked as well.
i love how colin gives him his props every time