"Is it lemons you smell when you are having a heart attack?" Ironically, its toast.

@TylerSampson51

3 жыл бұрын

And its a stroke

@toad3222

3 жыл бұрын

And when your welding and damage your eyes it smells like burnt bread

@petermarsella6537

3 жыл бұрын

And when you burn bread it smells like toast

@sentrystorm519

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is grossly underrated

@pencilbender

3 жыл бұрын

i have a bread factory on my way to work, i didn't know it though so i freaked out when i smelled toast 2 days in a row and looked it up online.

Now both Michael and Lily have dogs that reflect their personalities

@otto8th272

3 жыл бұрын

One is cute and easily spooked and everyone loves them, the other is bat shit insane

@lionelk.y7233

3 жыл бұрын

@@otto8th272 Now witch one is witch because both are accurate to both Temmie and the Robot Dog

@otto8th272

3 жыл бұрын

@@lionelk.y7233 thats for you to decide

@mayoandbananasandwich6527

3 жыл бұрын

Raphael Kefas Y.H I thought you were calling Otto8th a witch...I’m retarded

@lionelk.y7233

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayoandbananasandwich6527 Nah that is also me being retarted in english 24/7

Toast: "It's not toxic?" Michael: "It's _mostly_ not toxic."

@RakTheCroc

3 жыл бұрын

830 likes no comments??

@hiyatolol

3 жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and only 2 replies? Bruh that's sus

@bloomzyyy5895

3 жыл бұрын

Very sus

@pickledorange1133

3 жыл бұрын

Fr *ducky* sus

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

2 жыл бұрын

Mmm... Lead... Grgl...

I actually kinda forgot that Toast knows how to code too, he's just not a mechanical engineer type like Michael is.

@Idiomatick

3 жыл бұрын

Waterloo is basically Canada's MIT/Stanford

@markobabic9392

3 жыл бұрын

from what i gathered, toast doesnt code shit cuz he is really basic

@samuelcohen-angelofthenigh4088

3 жыл бұрын

Michael is not a mechanichal engineer, he is a Super Villan and a psychopath!

@odiethediminisher6330

3 жыл бұрын

He basically made a game when he was 16

@edmund8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@odiethediminisher6330 and sold it for $1000 and got his family a tv, what a nice man.

Stanford Guys: Michael! Toast! You can't just run the inputs like that! Haha. Robot dog go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@s801gaming3

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dragonsoks8232

3 жыл бұрын

Rammus go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Michael & Toast: Can we buy a Boston Dynamics robot dog? OfflineTV: We have a robot dog at home Robot dog at home:

@jacksmack182

3 жыл бұрын

Do people find these comments funny? I don’t see the point to it, seems kinda autistic actually

@guymaniii6467

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksmack182 ok buddy budkins

@changtng5565

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksmack182 do people find your comments necessary? I don't see the point of it, seems kinda ignorant

@azka7804

3 жыл бұрын

@WalkerYum its not really funny, this is more of an insult, by saying it that its bad

@ameameame

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksmack182 at last. Someone who has a balls to say that there's actually a bad memes mostly on youtube comments.

“S T A N F O R D B I T C H”

@cardboard_eater5017

3 жыл бұрын

"S T A N F O R D B I T C H"

@goo_90

3 жыл бұрын

“S T A N D F O R D B I T C H”

@LukE-og9jf

2 жыл бұрын

"S T A N F O R D B I T C H"

@infilit.

2 жыл бұрын

“S T A N F O R D B I T C H”

@Hasan_D.Peasant

2 жыл бұрын

"S T A N F O R D B I T C H"

Them trash-talking the Stanford guys the whole video was one of the most entertaining parts 😂

Temmie's fear of being replaced grows as the video goes on

@limaromeo8745

3 жыл бұрын

The robo dog can even play dead better than her

@bobmcbobbob1815

3 жыл бұрын

@@limaromeo8745 no need to play dead when you already are

@ghxstwastaken

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobmcbobbob1815 that was my yearbook quote xD

@Anakin_7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghxstwastaken XD

@sluggogrenade1673

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghxstwastaken no it wasn't

Toast, concerned he is dying of a hearth attack. Michael: Huh, that's Epic

@Brendan-dy3tx

3 жыл бұрын

When you play too much hearthstone

@hollownite6859

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doge-lb8dq he said "hearth attack"

@glumbog

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doge-lb8dq bro please upload more mobile game funny momenta

@quill7889

3 жыл бұрын

Read it as he said it lol

@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Not a heart attack, *diabetous* in the disguised toast voice. Eating sugary or sweet foods can cause a temporary sweet aftertaste in the mouth. However, a persistent sweet taste in the mouth can be a sign of a more serious condition. A sweet taste in the mouth can be a signal of the body having trouble regulating blood sugar, which may be due to diabetes.

Lily and Micheal: CHAOS, CRACKHEAD but sweet sometimes Lily and Pokimane: Very sweet, very.. very sweet. Micheal and Toast: Robot Dog go brrrrr brrrr.

@aldenvaughn7131

3 жыл бұрын

no its robot dog go kill me

@ihaveamentalseizurev6555

3 жыл бұрын

I could tell that if doomsday with robots taking over the world exists Mykull and Toast are responsible...

@bigboitimmy123

3 жыл бұрын

Lily and Micheal: Chaos and sweet Lily and Pokimane: Just sweet Michael and Toast: Chaos

@shortsplug9399

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo cringe

@HillLuvJump999

3 жыл бұрын

you guys are forgetting: Micheal and Arin: pure crackhead energy

nobody's said this yes so, for, THE LOVE OF GOD PUT GOOGLY EYES ON THE DOG

@hannahhillman629

3 жыл бұрын

I put googly eyes on my bug bot from my robotics class 😂😂😂

Toast late at night: "I figure we can build it in 4 hours" Spends 3.5 hours building it, then spends 3 hours trying to figure out the software. "I was hoping it was just copy and paste"

@benjaminshields9421

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most things are just copy paste

@asais44

3 жыл бұрын

That is still really fast

@Frzned9x

3 жыл бұрын

Also considering the guys at boston mechanics fucked up the manual and they went to update it the next morning after the stream lol.

@alexle6105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Frzned9x The dog they got was based on a project by some Stanford people. They bought it through a 3rd party who compiled it together based on the design, it was literally a nondescript cardboard box of parts. There were even some mismatch parts from what they got compared to the online document on the Stanford site. Everything was kind of a work in progress and not the final draft that's why the instructions may have seemed a bit scuffed. It was a documentation of their build rather than a formalized manual for the general public.

@carcinogenicthalidomide3057

3 жыл бұрын

Leetcode4lyf bbby

Toast and Micheal is a duo I never expected but I need more of.

@fedfdf2353

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Tangalang22

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it was foreshadowed by them 69ing

@dendenanimation1496

3 жыл бұрын

No

@samsungtv6184

3 жыл бұрын

DEN DEN ANIMATION 1 lmao u pressed or sum I’ve seen u comment on each toast and Michael’s friendship

@Achw3l

3 жыл бұрын

@@dendenanimation1496 They absolutely do have great chemistry though, what do you mean

So nobody gonna talk about how the dog killed itself twice and tried to explode?

@jdwoods5790

2 жыл бұрын

It knew who they were

@CallMeVidd

2 жыл бұрын

No that just sounds like a typical Michael robot

@zerocooltakeover9382

2 жыл бұрын

ed...ward...

"If the servo doesn't start smoking when you plug it in, good job!" 💀😂😂😂😂

10:11 Michael: Me celebrating that we barely passed the group project Toast: My poor partner who wanted the best grade

@tsunamininja

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@shivenbajpai

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated Comment

@turt1e768

3 жыл бұрын

*_ok_*

@SylphieeeeQT

2 жыл бұрын

been there, but in my case its my group mates fault for insisting me for me to lead the group lmaoo

This duo is unmatched

@Ivan-uq8cc

3 жыл бұрын

Michael is a force of pure chaos and toast tries to be energetic and funny and knocks it out of the park it's like watching a comedian and a crackhead build a robot dog

@3bigwhoppers

3 жыл бұрын

OMG HI RAGE!!

@3bigwhoppers

3 жыл бұрын

im a big fan of your vids :)

@PandaXStorm

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Savage and Michal from Vsauce

@pogsia8624

3 жыл бұрын

Only because they kill the competition literally

"Mom, can we have a Robot Dog?" "No, we have a Robot Dog at home." Robot Dog at home: 11:57

@the_god_killah

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

"Hi, my names DisguisedToast and I just bought a 1000 dollar robot for my friend." Is no one else going to comment about how cool that is? I love their friendship and chaotic energy. Toast just decided, "yeah let's buy this for Mykull, he'll figure it out."

@MaxCE

2 жыл бұрын

and later micheal convinced otv and lied to his sponsor to buy a 75000 dollar dog to make it piss beer

@hotaru5994

2 жыл бұрын

a few days later: "Hi again this is DisguisedToast and im in the hospital because i tasted poison"

I feel like adding rubber tips to the legs would make it so much better

@johnisfine4725

3 жыл бұрын

You're right but this ain't funny enough

@insanityplea5502

3 жыл бұрын

:| I was thinking an acid pack on its back so when it flips over it can finally die.

@introvertairways6380

3 жыл бұрын

We don’t want it to become to powerful though

@insanityplea5502

3 жыл бұрын

@shade - Roblox :D

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like the subtext here

"Cover it with fur" *Literally a walking time bomb that would catch on fire*

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

__

@DanteKrystal

3 жыл бұрын

It just works

Who is here after Michael uploaded the video on modified beer pissing Boston dynamics spot.....

@legotaku_yt1108

3 жыл бұрын

Now see...this model urinates diet cola.

@bkcom1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@legotaku_yt1108 Spot reeves black piss edition

Imagine if they wired it up with Roomba sensors and had it patrol the house.

@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman

3 жыл бұрын

It probably attempt suicide again and then explode

Temmie recognizing that it's an object and not a live thing means she is very healthy and well-cared for :)

@BCNinjaaX

3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@tangytim6699

3 жыл бұрын

Does it? How?

@rust-2450

3 жыл бұрын

How though?

@justalemon323

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, because I think Temmie is a well trained dog. What she meant by healthy is that her mind is functioning properly enough to distinguish that it is an object that'll do no harm to her, unlike other dogs who'll bark or do an agressive stance at the robodog just because it's moving rashly. I think this kind ot feat can be achieved if the owner is taking care enough of her dog, giving her awareness to kinds of things. Well, I can say this based from my own experience and feel free to say otherwise, cause I don't fully understand the psyche of dogs.

@xtracool12

3 жыл бұрын

@@justalemon323 also that robot dog is likely not even close to to top 10 weird shit that’s gone on in that house that Temmie has seen lol

Disguised toast and Michael reeves are the perfect team

@doxxi5319

3 жыл бұрын

The true ship of offline

13:21 that "brother, love me brother" got me.

michael is scary enough on his own, the combo of him and toast is terrifying

Why am i watching two Asian dudes roast Stanford whilst controlling a homemade dog covered in tape with a PlayStation 4 controller Because it’s entertaining

@is5579

3 жыл бұрын

I never typed anything here haha ok bye

@tostitos2890

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Asian

@SlidewaysMotion

3 жыл бұрын

@@is5579 bruh

@raz5937

3 жыл бұрын

i s bro

@that_one_duck9117

3 жыл бұрын

isnt michael reeves from maui or am i dumb and thats in asia idk

Not pictured: 2 hours of agony trying to access the Raspberry Pi and an unlikely alliance with the French

@bondthefifth

3 жыл бұрын

Our local server has been compromised, contact the French!

I feel like Michel is the modern day iron man but he’s him.

@guywithglasses3402

3 жыл бұрын

Tony stark*

@slapjet2406

3 жыл бұрын

@@guywithglasses3402 tony stark is iron man

@TheLetterA.

3 жыл бұрын

@@guywithglasses3402 Well youre not wrong

@splashor6361

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapjet2406 But Iron Man is his persona. Iron Man is a superhero, Tony Stark is an engineer.

@lmaonooblmfao942

3 жыл бұрын

He's more like crack man

I like how he uses the cariage utility mechanism as a camera stand

The Easter egg at 13.32: translated from Morse code means : "K.I.L.L. M.E."

@willforrester567

3 жыл бұрын

Omgggggggggg

@mynewaccount2604

3 жыл бұрын

@Will Forrester Please don't tell me you believed the joke to be true

@JamesJames-tv2xw

3 жыл бұрын

@My New account it actually is true

@edmund8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesJames-tv2xw who programmed that in lmao

@erikblomgren592

3 жыл бұрын

Edmund Ng probably Michael lmao

R.I.P. DisguisedToast ”It can’t touch your skin or eyes, but you can drink it.” Killed by drinking Loctite

2 months ago: We made a robot dog! Now: We own a 70,000$ Boston dynamics robot dog

The proper builders be like: stop no- dont- dont- dont make that upside down NO NO NO👁👄👁

You already know that Michael is thinking how can he implement a taser into this

A crazy scientist in a garage and his friend. *i think I’ve seen this before*

@Facts5

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pickle reevees!!!

@austin7921

3 жыл бұрын

@@Facts5 I think he meant back to the future

@matteo.cannizzo

3 жыл бұрын

every big companies origin story i'll say

i cant imagine a universe where toast and michael didnt join offlinetv

@MrMonkeMan141

3 жыл бұрын

That's because there wouldn't be a universe

@kirbyknifeman2877

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMonkeMan141 quantum mechanics says if theres even a 0.1% chance theres a universe because someone would have imagined this and the universe is based on imagination and so on

12:45 Father, Father, End me. Please.

U guys have great chemistry between you. great vids

@quilavatrainer3348

3 жыл бұрын

I ship it.

@dendenanimation1496

3 жыл бұрын

No they don’t

@oaseez

3 жыл бұрын

@@quilavatrainer3348 no

@rachelfc_art

3 жыл бұрын

@@quilavatrainer3348 but....Michael's dating lily.....

@seanharrison6162

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelfc_art you see how ships work is they override reality

i love how it looks like a time bomb with legs

@benverzijlbergen2968

3 жыл бұрын

Well you saw the mars unit combust, right? It basically IS a timebomb on legs.

@EddieB-ready

3 жыл бұрын

Everything is a time bomb if you fuck it up good enough

@timebreakerquibi6928

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for the idea that can be achualy used

@benverzijlbergen2968

3 жыл бұрын

@@timebreakerquibi6928 Can't wait to see the first Milk-bomb

@timebreakerquibi6928

3 жыл бұрын

@@benverzijlbergen2968 cant wait for a food bomb

This was the 2 geeky guys in class who knew everything about what they were doing and people would ask them for help lol

I like how they both just don’t give a shit if they die or get injured on video because it’s just content for them.

*Stanford guys giving real advice*. Michael and toast: haha leg go clomp clomp Edit: oh my god I didn’t think it was that funny Jesus so many likes

@clammaster4

3 жыл бұрын

It's justified if they're shit talking harvard but stanford stans come on

@timelessbeat6359

3 жыл бұрын

lol haha

@benverzijlbergen2968

3 жыл бұрын

Funny? Meh.. Accurate? Fuck yes.

13:30 the csgo music and the "bomb has been defused" sfx just straight up killed me

@stonephantom

3 жыл бұрын

Most Underrated Comment Ever .

@matthiasfoo1217

3 жыл бұрын

i have found a like minded individual

Toast: “the lochmite tastes sweet” Michael: “ePiC”

@mohammedaamir4v972

3 жыл бұрын

locktite

@reygareverbloom7535

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedaamir4v972 loctite*

90s: 2020 will have flying cars 2020: 12:34

The original guys who figured it out popping into the stream is awesome

@PropheticShadeZ

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, imagine what its taking to get the real dog moving almost naturally, dang

10:12 Michael: me celebrating about my C+ Toast: My mom and dad

@maximusquezada4189

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment have a cookie (>*-*)>🍪

@AzoominAwouldnthurtright

3 жыл бұрын

👌😂🤏

It looks like a robotic dog with c4 strapped to the back designed to suicide

@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it did try to explode at one point as well as kill itself multiple times so it's functionally similar

Michael: can we get spot the robot dog? Toast: No, we have spot at home Spot at home: *takes 2 steps and flips over* "kill me!"

There are two types of people Micheal: *cheering* "we did it!" Toast:crying Edit 10:00

@Miiias

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I finish a software project I alternate between those two states for at least 5 minutes

@jenyumusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miiias OMG same 🤣 That feeling of FINALLY

@Miiias

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenyumusic ^^

I love that the camera was just Michaels surgery machine hooked up to a controller.

8 months later Micheal: we made the dog pee beer

"mostly nontoxic" famous last words lol

Michael: We put a piston below the dog and make it jump. Toast: And then we add a knife for when it lands. Me: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

@caallliiee

3 жыл бұрын

definitely underrated comment

@kamalama6390

3 жыл бұрын

Should have been a tazer

@pure7086

3 жыл бұрын

Fenrekan literally the gekos

@jackdidathing3716

3 жыл бұрын

Inserting yourself into a meme is the worst things you can do for a joke

@Lucas-Nunes

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackdidathing3716 well,on your opinion

No one: Absolutely no one: Robo dog: *Morse code* 13:32 K.I.L.L M.E

@N_I_R_N_A_S_H_A_K

3 жыл бұрын

Kill me !!!!!!! kill me !!!!!!!!! brother

@ImArashii

3 жыл бұрын

@@N_I_R_N_A_S_H_A_K 😂😂😂😂

12:06 It saw it parents and just said fml.

4:20 Toast’s secret for his big brain plays

"(ft. Michael Reeves)" is back.

Toast: *sobbing uncontrollably in pain* Michael: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The most Michael thing I've ever heard: "Wanna see my bench grinder?"

i love how they're talking about making lilys dog fight a robot😂

i love the Micheal Toast duo, funniest pair in OTV, great chemistry LOL

1:40 I brought the stuff. Do your thing !

12:20 Transformers, Assemble!

“I want to you to build the dog” “Ah....” *time to get depression again*

This might actually be the most entertaining duo on Twitch.

@ivynguyen7905

3 жыл бұрын

YOU

@AzoominAwouldnthurtright

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivynguyen7905 😳😬. ✋🥴✋

for a dog built in a stream that was 7 hours, that's really good

Welcome to Michael reeves and disguisedtoast’s robotics class where we learn to make a suicidal robotic dog

The one is smart in deduction, one is genius in tech. What a combine.. Hahaha

Toast and michael is a combination I never knew I needed, but I could never live without

I just realized it’s supposed to be a joke around “this guy’s toast”

@purpleblah2

3 жыл бұрын

What? The quote from the Hearthstone card SI-7 Agent, from the Hearthstone card game, that Disguised Toast streams?

@deleted_account7228

3 жыл бұрын

oh woahhh I never knewww

@Facts5

3 жыл бұрын

O mi god. I nEvEr KnEw

This is the chillest/happiest I've ever seen Michael. God bless you Toast

toast: "It has four legs and it can move, that's what we will use it for anyway" Michael: *uses it to piss beer into cups*

Michael: “That person is Jeremy” Robot dog: “That person Jeremy. That person Jeremy. Big brother toast.”

@ehodovic

3 жыл бұрын

They should call the dog Nina

@harishyqchy

3 жыл бұрын

no stop

@13:39 “Bomb has been defused” I laughed so hard

The dog just straight up offing itself when they first getting it to work is the best part of the entire video

13:40 lmao the first time I watched this I thought they’d recorded someone saying “dog has been defused”

LMAO I absolutely lost it when it flipped

Micheal: its toxic Toast: *smacks lips*

I love how dude perfect can get one but Micheal can’t 😭

“That’s why he’s from Stanford” - Micheal Reeves

The title should be: When Micheal and Toast try to be God

Everyone be like omg Michael & Lily are so cute but THIS IS THE COUPLE WE WANT

@swiftcactus1675

3 жыл бұрын

Major cringe

@BraunisND

3 жыл бұрын

​@@swiftcactus1675 almost like your channel

@duck-ew5zs

3 жыл бұрын

F

@kiiroyl

3 жыл бұрын

F

@1punchbrownyt338

3 жыл бұрын

OH SNAP!

Salute the last video on toast channel before among us took over his channel

Man I just love how toast says "we built a Robo dog" even though Michael has to do all the work.

Burnt Almonds - The smell is associated with cyanide gas Some poisons have a sweet taste, such as AntiFreeze.

@DeinocheirusWithAGun

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know what it tastes like

@TheLetterA.

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeinocheirusWithAGun And this is why bois die first

@Foolishly_Royalty

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLetterA. I bet they watch a lot of KZread and the subject just came up

10:20 is like Michael being the overexcited little bro and Toast being the older brother who cannot stop laughing

7:26 I can’t believe you just hit a fake final smash, what a goober

The dog’s future is to be toast’s pet in among us and kill other crewmate’s pets

Toast and Michael Reeves is the ideal level of chaotic energy i crave in life

Michael's reaction ( 10:00 ) is so cute! Like child finally did a math problem on his own

@neilzx_

3 жыл бұрын

9year old michael activated.. wOooooOoooOooOoOOOOoOOooooOoooOooo..... WooooOooOooOOOOOOoOooooOoo... WoooooooOoooOoOOOOo

The dynamic duo we never knew we needed

Imagine it being 8 months of nothing but Among us after a banger like this. Oh wait I'm sorry, there's 1 video of minecraft. Jesus.

The robodog looks like a bomb designed to run into enemy lines and take out AA cannons

13:33 That sounded like when your receipt is printing

@aintijustthecutest3863

3 жыл бұрын

Then when it stops someone's gonna say, "bomb has been defused".

@neilzx_

3 жыл бұрын

@@aintijustthecutest3863 LMFAO 😂

"What if its one real dog and one robot dog?" *Its neither legal nor illegal*

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

Schroedinger's Dog-sized SAW trap

Their chaotic personalities mix very well