As the he or she that animated the animal "knockouts" I can say, it does, sometimes, come up at parties...

@miiiiikke

4 жыл бұрын

are you actually the guy who animated it?

@joshuapatriquin1864

4 жыл бұрын

@@miiiiikke yeah

@joshuapatriquin1864

4 жыл бұрын

Well some of he animals anyway

@miiiiikke

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Patriquin that is really cool

@AdamLaMore

4 жыл бұрын

I just Googled your name and you weren't lying. Upvote this man immediately!

Jon's actually really good at this game, I've never seen such a high golf score

@headcanon6408

4 жыл бұрын

He scored more than that one college football team in the 222-0: Pretty Good episode, he's a god at golf

@alphaomega8373

4 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of this game?

@ibefullofme

4 жыл бұрын

@@alphaomega8373 Kony 2012

@HistoryNerd808

4 жыл бұрын

@@alphaomega8373 The Golf Club 2019. It's mentioned at the beginning of the video

@alphaomega8373

4 жыл бұрын

@@ibefullofme Thank you sir!

Developer 1: "So what if the ball hits an animal?" Developer 2: "Well it should be realistic, so lets have it fall over." D1: "And the ball should bounce off" D2: "No. That would be dumb."

@rockaway0beach

4 жыл бұрын

Developer 2 was Bob Gibson

@JannikHaueisen

4 жыл бұрын

@@rockaway0beach a Bob. now i get nostalgic memories to the Bob Emergency series

@TravJam317

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the animals on the normal courses are there as background ambiance and not meant to be *on* the course.

@vikelhombre3107

4 жыл бұрын

Curt Schilling could've programmed this

@Narokkurai

4 жыл бұрын

Horse is dead.

37:36 - "It's scary how we don't really know what's in the ocean" It's just layers upon layers of Jon's Golf Balls. Possibly also the cause of rapidly rising sea levels.

@fibonachos4810

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine Jon like Dr. Who in heaven sent. He will play Tha same golf course again and again till eternity while the oceans slowly fill up with golfballs

@Furufoo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah if we get the volume of a golf ball multiplied by around 15000 years of trying to get up that little canyon I think we can get enough of them to raise the sea level

@manofredearth

2 жыл бұрын

How is the Ocean a Real Thing? kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJuTm6Spmtm6dpc.html

“Hey do you want to help code this golf game?” “Sure!” “Now animate a variety of dying animals.” “...”

@NathanJakobMichaelThomas

4 жыл бұрын

Julius Reiner I don’t know if anybody really wants to animate a golf game, they are just told “I have a golf game, it’s time for you to animate it” and they just sigh and say “fine”

@hk-pm6qu

4 жыл бұрын

“Cow’s dead”

@isa-mf5vq

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@juliusreiner5733

4 жыл бұрын

Wow by far most liked comment

@Adamdidit

4 жыл бұрын

Ho. I'm from the near future. Anyway, if you look through the comments for the video, that person actually showed up and said hi.

I didn't come to a golf video expecting hot takes on how tomato paste is inefficently sold in oversized cans, but my eyes have never been more awake until this moment.

@tobin1677

4 жыл бұрын

Unpopular opinion time: I worked in an Italian restaurant for years and I liked the cans because they were easy to use and easy to clear out when you were making a batch of sauce that called for 4 gallons of tomato paste.

@mattallison5375

4 жыл бұрын

They sell 4 oz. Cans of tomato paste, how little are people using

@junghunt8645

3 жыл бұрын

Buy it in tubes. 4oz is way more than I need for most applications

@xyzpdq1122

3 жыл бұрын

The tubes are definitely the way to go, they keep for over a month

@CL-vx9dr

3 жыл бұрын

@@xyzpdq1122 And they're normally a higher quality tomato paste like Mutti

"This, of course, is how the city of Houston was built--" Can confirm, I live in Texas and have been to downtown Houston several times. The place is chaotically built, and the road conditions are even worse--potholes everywhere.

@evanb5388

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Houston is the only major U.S. city without zoning laws. That seems fun. Probably very troublesome, but fun.

@squealingsalamander6546

4 жыл бұрын

This was the best line in the entire history of Jon Bois and it will go largely under appreciated

@benhebert2236

4 жыл бұрын

I was born in Houston and lived there for 24 years. Jon is exactly correct.

@KWCline91

3 жыл бұрын

Well, no city is perfect. It doesn't make sense at times, but once you get to know it well, then.... then... Well, that's for you to find out.

@fish5643

3 жыл бұрын

True as a Houstonian I hate the highway and potholes

Kofie when Jon is hitting: detailed ananysis of his shot and the obstacles in the course Jon when Kofie is hitting: Tomato paste should always be sold in reclosable containers EDIT: I clearly was not ready for what happens at 45:51

@oliverk.8312

4 жыл бұрын

HeadCanon I wasn’t either

@brandnewman21

4 жыл бұрын

“Cows are dead”

@sabiebright4554

4 жыл бұрын

So unready

@FireEmblemForceman81

3 жыл бұрын

This is the man who wrote 17776, after all

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong.

"This was the most humbling... It was the first humbling moment of the course." *THE HUMBLE DIMENSION*

@averagecoasterenjoyer

Жыл бұрын

There's levels to it, you and I know

@dominicpancella3012

Жыл бұрын

When/if they do a wrestling game video, it should be the Rumble Dimension

5:00 Well, we asked for that many cows because we want to make history. A "beef history" if you will.

@arj5241

4 жыл бұрын

Beef history: Jon Vs Golf

@mattgriebel6280

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!!

@JannikHaueisen

4 жыл бұрын

beer. no beef lol

@altareggo

4 жыл бұрын

You could write a book: A Beef History of Time!! Steven Hawkings is dead so he can't complain.

@thelastmanonearth2631

4 жыл бұрын

my guy went there.

16:05 "He has a chance at an *extraordinary* quadruple eagle -- horse is dead." probably my favorite part

Jon: chicken soup is super easy Also Jon: 29 step chicken soup recipe

@JuanSanchez1

Жыл бұрын

But has anyone tried to make it? We need a separate video

@iamathousandapples

Жыл бұрын

@@JuanSanchez1 i did. Its very involved but pretty decent. Admittedly i probably should have salted it WAY more because it makes a LOT but its still really good

“You will learn nothing” _Less than nothing. That’s just the way I like it._

@cascade9584

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@VonOzbourne

4 жыл бұрын

Technically not true. Learned how to make spicy chicken soup.

@simonecosta7102

4 жыл бұрын

the Bob Emergency 💜💜💜💜💜

@MARKOUTTV

4 жыл бұрын

That's it that's the show

@MrRyquest0987

4 жыл бұрын

Ships and boats are not the same thing....

Congratulations on building a full-size miniature golf course.

@jasper7439

4 жыл бұрын

pokepress Maximum Golf

Jon: "I just want to hit it far, I don't care where it goes". Your 50 water hazards throughout the course definitely reflects that strategy.

"Buildings" "I don't know lol" "This of course is how the city of Houston was built"

@zamin6060

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp please lmaoo

@Twinspinner

3 жыл бұрын

@@zamin6060 17:20

@thedenver2724

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

"He has a shot at an extraordinary quadruple eagle... horse is dead.

@valty3727

4 жыл бұрын

lmao what’s the time stamp for this edit: 16:02

@wilsonli5642

4 жыл бұрын

I could not stop laughing at that line!

@LFCtvUSA

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that got me.

I expect speedrun leaderboards to show up for this shortly.

The biggest difference between alligators and crocodiles is one will see you later, but the other will see you in a while.

17:25 I swear the fact that every joke is delivered like a golf commentator just makes this video so much better.

I think it would be pretty funny if instead of Jon Bois his name was Jon Butt

@mr.gentlezombie8709

4 жыл бұрын

"You have to have water if you want to be a champion." -Jon Bois

@TraderRager

4 жыл бұрын

Beef History: Fumble Dimension vs. Cows

@Narokkurai

4 жыл бұрын

I think he should find a nice person to marry with the last name Butt so he can hyphenate his last name to Butt-Bois

@KTF0

4 жыл бұрын

Or Jon Gurls

@lydiai.3658

4 жыл бұрын

This comment used to read 'Beef History: Jon Bois vs. water', this version is not better

Jon Bois: the most hydrated man in golfing history. Also love Kofie's reaction to everything Jon did through the fumble invitational

@waluigithemaster6864

4 жыл бұрын

...This is not ideal

@henrg

4 жыл бұрын

Hydration nation represent @nmeade

@heitzd1

4 жыл бұрын

Jon is 1" away - JON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Jon: "We have learned nothing, and you will learn nothing." Oh yeah? Tell that to my spicy chicken noodle soup

@mrswb

3 жыл бұрын

Did you remember the lemon juice?

@bobbygonzalez61

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrswb yep one lemon did the trick

Jon: “Cows are dead” Spectators: Round of applause

Lol Jon Bois hitting the hard truths pretty quick. I was thinking that exact thought about tomato paste last night.

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

Kofie is ON A BOAT!!

@lepidoptery

4 жыл бұрын

you can buy it in tubes (like a toothpaste tube) but it's more expensive.

32:20 "the horse comes courtesy of an anonymous viewer who says 'I like horse' and the grass comes from God who says... nothing" I legitimately split my lip laughing so hard at this

9:00 fun fact, this is a common thing in Wii Sports golf speed runs, if they’re just outside the green they’ll get a driver and smack it at the flag and hope for the best

@DeosPraetorian

3 жыл бұрын

I have now learned that there are Wii sports golf speed runs

@belacickekl7579

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeosPraetorian there's a whole Summoningsalt video

"may i suggest feather touch. You have selected power drive" Jon plays video game golf like Bart Simpson plays Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.

i wish i took a screencap, but i'm like 90% sure i was the one who submitted "buildings" for reason "i dont know lol"

17:30 "This of course is how the city of Houston was built".

@ericsilver9401

4 жыл бұрын

can confirm

@KWCline91

4 жыл бұрын

Well, no one is perfect in building a city.

@HecateEnodia

4 жыл бұрын

As a born and raised Houstonian, yeah.

@rrickydanby

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@samfederman7469

4 жыл бұрын

tons of trash cans.

17:14 Michael Bluth: "Your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know: Arrested Development" Narrator: "Hey, that's the name of the show!"

Jon sternly telling Kofi not to watch Bagger Vance is still one of my favorite parts of this video.

@miche1df

9 ай бұрын

That movie is so bad, please don't watch it

I love how meticulously Jon aims his shots that go 3 yards.

24:24 “Cows are dead.” [Applause]

@scullystie4389

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a guy who is hired to animate a golf game and the guy in charge comes up and tells you he needs death animations for some livestock

@UNCtarheels71

4 жыл бұрын

That part is like something straight out of the Eric Andre Show.

The Franklin Scott expedition was further complicated by the fact that there was not a Northwest Passage.

@zeroone8800

4 жыл бұрын

There is a Northwest Passage and Franklin was even looking in the right place for it.

@DeosPraetorian

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but not one through the continent

@SuperNova-so2cj

2 жыл бұрын

also a part of this left out often is that some local inuit folks tried to give them food and supplies and shelter but these dipshits willingly died to insanity and starvation instead of accept their help

@jordanthejq12

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperNova-so2cj Racism is, as always, a helluva drug.

@AndyZach

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeroone8800 Too bad it was solid ice.

"A Noah's arc, if you will." I absolutely lost it.

We like Kofie and we don’t care who knows

@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345

4 жыл бұрын

Kofie just has it, idk why but he can shine next to Jon without being outshone. It’s beautiful and excellent

@tallmunchkin868

4 жыл бұрын

Dude... keep it down.

@KTF0

4 жыл бұрын

Kofi has a good golf voice.

@MarkPentler

4 жыл бұрын

@Elise This is essentially it - a mantra for us all. I like his stuff.

So takeaways from this video: the tyranny of the masses truly is sadistic, Jon is a chicken soup connoisseur, and that last hole should've been named The Stairway to Hell.

@willh3972

4 жыл бұрын

Moderate sized adult humans are invincible compared to large cows, horses and moose

@weirdboo

4 жыл бұрын

The stairway was the hell though, that green wasn’t too bad lmao

@AA-zo6xr

4 жыл бұрын

Will H It’s pronounced ‘meece’

@FluffyFluffles

4 жыл бұрын

@@weirdboo The true hell was the friends we made along the way.

@saxonthedan

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure we shouldn't call it Highway to Hell?

"He has a chance at an extraordinary quadruple eag- horse is dead." I can't lmfao 😂😂

Jon Bois and Kofie are simultaneously out here living their best and worst life. The Fumble Dimension is a magical place.

6:00 "1st annual" Does that mean your gonna do this again?!

@TheZotmeister

3 жыл бұрын

FUMBLE DIMENSION COURSE *SKINS GAME* , LET'S GO

@bootmii98

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheZotmeister imported into 2k21 because there's a menu option in 2k21 for importing tgc2019 courses

@fernandosalvador369

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out 2020 was the fumble dimension.

"Crocodiles and Alligators are the exact same thing Jon Boi-ologist

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

Some will argue they are different species..

@hiimemily

4 жыл бұрын

@@brokenking5044 Not only are they not the same species, they're not even in the same family.

@AustinHansen

4 жыл бұрын

You can actually tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by whether you will see it later or after a while

@mercnsiku15

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Hansen you're so corny 😂😂

@johnnychopsocky

4 жыл бұрын

Sterling Archer would like to argue this point with you, Jon.

“He’s going to slowly but surely put it in- wooowhoawhoaayyayywhoa” at 20:55 put me on stitches for the rest of the vid. By far my favorite fumble dimension

@ZGryphon

Жыл бұрын

"Kofie. _Kofie._ It's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it."

24 hours in a driving game could be a suitable episode of this.

@kelvinnguyen7883

2 жыл бұрын

It'd be like an online Le Mans

@orngjce223

2 жыл бұрын

That's called Desert Bus

"0 out of 1 Kofies does not recommend this" So you're saying... I _should_ play it?

@saracin

4 жыл бұрын

While watching "The Legend of Bagger Vance".

32:20 "The ground comes curtsey of God, who says nothing" so deep

@whitewolfsix7109

4 жыл бұрын

The rest had me chuckling, that had me crying like an insane man.

I'm glad that like myself, Kofie's first thought was "I need to see this Matt Damon golf movie immediately."

Chicken soup recipe starts around 45:50, second part at 48:00, part 3 at 49:28

@Boofin_Tobacco

5 ай бұрын

Thank you

16:16 'where did the ball go?' me, screaming at screen: IT WENT TO FUMBLE DIMENSION god bless you both for accomplishing that joke, i can sleep easy tonight

“I like craters and sittin’ “

“A couple of ships to watch out for including one that floats”. Unlike regular ships, which just float.

“Hole Ten... Hole Ten Caulfield... something to think about.” -Jon Bois

This one has big monster factory energy without the manic McElroy yelling

@PoorGamer13

4 жыл бұрын

An integral part of the monster factory ethos

@badger6728

3 жыл бұрын

This video does include a Jon Boy-s.

let's be honest, Kofie & Jon always make any SB Nation video entertaining Edit : Even if it's an hour long

@adchrisrob

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if it's an hour long you mean

It was a slow burn of jokes and laughter until I found myself crying

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

I think I made it as far as "Ko--Kofie. Kofie. What're you doing?! Stop it. Stop it, it's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it" the first time.

@pastel_pink

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey you’re that dumbass that tried to start fake drama

45:49 saving this for later

Also, for literally *all* of Jon's shots, I had one single question... _WHY??_

@ultimategotea

4 жыл бұрын

He was _T H I R S T Y !_

@jasper7439

4 жыл бұрын

“Haha ball go far”

Do an MLB Fumble Dimension just like the basketball one, I want to see how bad a league of 40 overalls is

@nathanmcguire932

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Jay dat Jetplane here’s an idea for MLB fumble dimension: all the pitchers have 0 control, all the fielders have 0 fielding and all the hitters have zero power. It’d essentially be a league of swinging bunts, wild pitches, and lots of errors

@samschwartz5824

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they have control of draft classes like they do in 2K

@belacickekl7579

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, they did this!

@austinfletchermusic

Жыл бұрын

Well, well, well.

As a dad, I don’t have a lot of time. And this was by far the absolute....best use of an hour I could possibly have found.

@catmint9

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Ober You could also spend it making chicken soup

@rockaway0beach

4 жыл бұрын

A man with fists full of truth

@tomober2889

4 жыл бұрын

MunchkinCat YT id still need another hour though haha

Jon and Kofi’s new channel: “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style golf commentary on uploaded PGA videos.

Best part of this video: Jon's Chicken Soup recipe

Hole-ten Caulfield. Something to think about.

I lost it when Kofie just starts tapping the dead cow at 38:38 😂 Great content as always

16:06 “An extraordinary, quadruple eagleHorse is dead”

@Sportsfungamer

4 жыл бұрын

Bockerson THANK YOU! I was trying to find the time stamp and couldn’t for the longest time.

23:16 Pat McAfee's in the back yelling "DONG SHOT"

14:38 There it is, that's Fumble Dimension summed up in two lines.

@adamania31

4 жыл бұрын

The Corbo Hole For you maybe I’m having a great time

"When I made the impact crater there was water at the bottom of it." Clearly they hit an aquifer. Should have more carefully read the site information before embarking. Rookie mistake.

@jmoconnell

3 жыл бұрын

@Li0nhunter365 Lol, we need to make sure all meteors know this information

Does anybody else just occasionally rewatch this masterpiece of a video like every 6 months or so? If for nothing else than an amazing chicken soup recipe or maybe even the perfect chemistry between these two beautiful, funny men. As always, thank you Secret Base for making videos that we simply could not get from anywhere else.

.... that maze idea sounds pretty awesome actually.

@BernardGarcon

4 жыл бұрын

You could say it's _Pretty Good_

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

Its just putt-putt with drivers

Drinking game idea: every time jon hits the ball into the water, take a shot

@playereric7538

4 жыл бұрын

That's been known to kill

@ryan82scott

4 жыл бұрын

As The Toadies once asked, “Do you want to die?”

@headcanon6408

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to die of alcohol poisoning

@JannikHaueisen

4 жыл бұрын

ok i will do that i'm alcoholic, i might pass that challenge

32:19 "The horses come courtesy of an anonymous viewer, who says 'I like horse'. The ground comes courtesy of God, who says nothing."

We are long overdue for the second fumble invitational

One hour long Jon Bois, my day has been made 😍

"An hour's a lot of time!" -Jon at 54:20

@ThunderWolf535

4 жыл бұрын

I was 100% thinking at that part about how there could unintentionally be a diss or compliment in that section somewhere

Golf would be great if it was narrated by opposing players and they could rant about tomato paste cans if they wanted.

24:21 Jon: "Cows are dead" Audience: **Quiet Applause**

“The ground comes courtesy of god, who says nothing”

@ThrawnIsAlive

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, true.

5:24 Truly, Kofie is a man of taste.

@Frigidevil

4 жыл бұрын

For real, Kofie knows what's up. That's a top 5 Mario sports game.

Helipad? More like ... hella sad. Watching Jon's face realize this missed opportunity for brilliancy is priceless. 25:15

16:22 Jon's ball gets lost in the fumble dimension and comes out 36Y from the pin.

17:02 Alright, he said the thing. Roll credits.

"Safety."

17:25 “An anonymous viewer has requested quote ‘buildings’ the only explanation given is ‘i don’t know lol’ this of course is how the city of Houston was built” as someone who’s visited Houston and said multiple times “why would they put that there who designed this ridiculous city” as an on going joke with my family I approve this message 😂😂😂

Kofie: "Oof and Jon has knocked out a cow." Jon: "That cow is dead."

This is both Heaven and Hell, thank you Lord Jon.

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

Too chaotic for heaven Too beautiful for hell That is Houston

I LOVE the idea of Larry making 17 beautiful, immaculately planned holes, with the 18th hole every time surrounded by sand.

@doublebraincell6458

2 жыл бұрын

"Thiscourse has been really cool! Let's see about this last hole... Oh God Damn Larry you did it again."

Beef History: The city sanitation department vs Jon's discarded tomato paste.

I like how the start of hole 17 gets interrupted by more chicken soup cooking directions. Adds to the feel of this video, also I’m very hungry.

i'm boosting up every possible engagement metric to ensure we get more content like this

I was just thinking the same thing about tomato paste when I was making my grocery list a few minutes ago, Jon

The dad in me really appreciated that Hole Ten Caulfield quip. Hope water hazards don't give Jon PTSD.

"Hey nameless Glenn" was one of my favorite lines

The chemistry between you two is the #1 reason I keep coming back to this. Y'all could host a show about assembling IKEA furniture, or proper restaurant etiquette, and I would eat it all up. also look at y'all coming up with your OWN version of Golfing Over It at the end, wow xD

“Cows are dead” *applause*

Water: *exists* Jon: Hello there

wow Jon almost bowled a perfect game

“This of course is how the city of Houston was built” lmao

@gideonkatz5843

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Quisenberry that one got me lmao

"Well this all seems...horrible." -Bruce Banner

@khit007

4 жыл бұрын

"I see this as an absolute win" - Enlightened Hulk

@eyeconqueror1185

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Never tried your course Kofi , but thanx for building this challenge , even if took U & Jon 3 lifetimes to finish , now back to the rubber room at the crazy house , lol !!!!!

The entire concept of just about everything Jon touches is stupid. And I absolutely love it.