The spike in fan interest makes sense, you can't tell me people wouldn't tune in every night to watch the Mariners bean 17 batters

@bP-yr3po

4 жыл бұрын

You're right! It would be crazy! The home crowd wold be absolutely nuts and you wouldn't dare wear an opposing jersey to a mariners game. I'm laughing hysterically typing this.

@bejammin2000

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure in this Fumble Dimension, you'd have fans wearing shirts or signs that said: I'm just here for the FIGHT!

@jaybradbury597

4 жыл бұрын

in this season charging the mound has become hockey fights everyone is tuned in

@Abbaschand

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Dave, have to announce all those beans.

@JarrekAsF

4 жыл бұрын

It’s literally the plan the gm in futurama had

I wonder how many more games the Mariners would have won if they just threw the ball to Calvin Johnson every time instead.

@jaykno374

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ethanlai1044

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is 3.

@DonSMDT

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanlai1044 An MLB season's longer though so like maybe they get more?

@nathanmodell6496

2 жыл бұрын

I Look 9jO

@afunguy5924

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonSMDT mhm…probably 6

Mariners: Constantly throw balls at the batters. Team Owner: 👍😀 Fans: 👍👏👏👍

@zbricks5992

4 жыл бұрын

they're just out here playing dodgeball

@sticky4444

4 жыл бұрын

The players: 😠😡🤬

@ezio_Winchester

3 жыл бұрын

Must be playing the Astros every game lol

@sportspro2.049

3 жыл бұрын

They're probably bloodthirsty

@TapdotWater

3 жыл бұрын

This feels like a Blaseball post.

Something about "We have a player development update: The players are not developing" absolutely killed me.

@psymar

2 жыл бұрын

as a Cubs fan, it hit home

"There is no guarantee a game of baseball will ever end" That's chilling

@CancerLicker

4 жыл бұрын

It's the Monopoly of sports

@stuarttupp3541

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same with Tennis - just ask John Isner or Nicholas Mahut

@bigpoppa1234

4 жыл бұрын

Cricket used to have "timeless tests". The current version still goes for up to 5 days of 8 hours. The longest game was in 1939 and went for 9 days of play spread over 12 days (1 cancelled for rain, two rest days), and was very close to a result (which either side could have won) but had to be agreed as a draw as England would have missed the boat back home from South Africa, which still required an additional two day train journey before getting on the boat.

@grantdowling8550

4 жыл бұрын

How does Bois expect us all to sleep at night now

@gabrielgoodell7004

4 жыл бұрын

the vibe of these videos are weird

So basically, "Jon and Kofie's plan to redeem the Mariners is ruined by one fan's inability to remember anything past the first letter of the alphabet"

@Torgonius

4 жыл бұрын

That really ruined it for me. I stopped watching about half way in. I came back and watched the end. I know the guys really tried to make the best of this one, but I can honestly say it's their first production I didn't really enjoy. It would have been better if they didn't let 1 bored person ruin it.

@jadegrace1312

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielremaly7369 You don't have to be smart to realize that the video would obviously be ruined by that.

@anonymousperson3023

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielremaly7369 idc if it is the fumble dimension or not. I just want entertainment. Not watching 3000 people be beaned with a ball.

@roodboy606

4 жыл бұрын

I forget what I did. I may have contributed though.

@satagaming9144

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, what did tjey expect? Every time something is put up to a poll or form or whatever on the internet, it goes poorly. Ask mountain dew, mcdonalds, or any of the others who made that mistake. And even if they limited it, people would have found a way. Never underestimate the power of a basement-dweller with too much free time.

the spike in fan interest makes sense... id love to watch my favourite ball team bean over 40 guys and get in 7 fights a game, go Mariners

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

Must be how hockey fans are spending the summer...

@DaDitka

3 жыл бұрын

I'd buy season tickets in a heartbeat...

@notsuchabadguy

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, if that's all baseball was, I'd watch baseball.

@Akrna47

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch

@jackblasbalg7936

2 жыл бұрын

it'd be more interesting than the last 20 years of their existence

“I really do love the idea of conferring with your manager and then immediately throwing at a batter.” I died laughing

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree with Jon. "If someone does that to your team, you _have_ to clear the benches. There's no other choice. Someone _has_ to go to the hospital for that."

@LoLotov

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Lou Pinella did this once, but I was pretty young when he was still managing...

@chunken117

3 жыл бұрын

"Coach, what should I do?" "Go for the head."

@artstsym

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been giggling at this nonstop for 20 minutes.

@outsideofadream

2 жыл бұрын

That manager? Billy Martin.

*Video starts* Kofie: "Numbers. A crucial building block of our civilization" Me: "Oh. oh boy."

@krakenmetzger

4 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

@kirkprospector4958

4 жыл бұрын

@@krakenmetzger damn, they have it rough :(

@JWex-jy7sk

3 жыл бұрын

@Definitely not Jeffrey Epstein Together we can stop this!

@JCintheBCC

3 жыл бұрын

That opening felt like a middle-schooler BSing their way through a presentation. And yet we all sign up for this, willingly, and this is why we all love Kofie.

The game literally has a goal that says "don't suck completely"!

@monstermayhem4367

4 жыл бұрын

You can suck, just don't suck that much

@Dasyati

4 жыл бұрын

@@monstermayhem4367 If you fail this goal the owner will be "happy 🙂" and cut your payroll to a piddling $48,000,000

@vontosmagicmurderbag2611

4 жыл бұрын

A lofty goal for the Orioles

@heliveruscalion9124

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dasyati how can a man survive on just $48,000,000?!?! it's insanity!!!

@soupalex

9 ай бұрын

​@@heliveruscalion9124 it's barbaric, is what it is. just goes to show how clueless and out-of-touch with reality that ownership is, that they think a manager can get by on a measly $48M. can you imagine!

The owner is happy because this is the most money he's ever made. Imagine the turnout for the games.

@eugenegreen2285

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how many beers can be sold in a 90 run game.

@Chellz801

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s showing up for all the brawls and bean balls 😂

@smilingearth5181

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chellz801 Not gonna lie, I would definitely show up to watch my team bean no fewer than 10 batters a game.

@trendel13

3 жыл бұрын

Announcer: This is a perversion of baseball.. I don't know who is worse the owners for starting this or the fans for watching it? Also, at this time we are going to hear a word from our sponsor... Bush's Baked Beans...

@noteminemsburneraccount324

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but hed also be getting hella fines

"Congrats to the Mariners on their FOURTH win of the season." > The date is September 11, 2001. Of course.

@willpitts5223

2 жыл бұрын

They won 11-9 on 9/11.

@Lightning4395

2 жыл бұрын

the luck of winning your 4th game of the season 11-9 on the day of 9-11 is so freaking low that I have no idea if it is even quantifiable in this world

Thank you for your patience and excitement. I hope you enjoy the episode!

@MichaelDanger19

4 жыл бұрын

WOOO

@ChipCheezey

4 жыл бұрын

The hat recommends good videos man.

@ghostofury9755

4 жыл бұрын

omfg it has been so long it feels like without a fumble dimension

@oz2957

4 жыл бұрын

This mustve taken so long to input all these decisions

@fowdude

4 жыл бұрын

You’re horror movie clip may be my favorite thing ever put out by SB Nation.

3000 hits and you know you're in the Hall of Fame. 3000 hit by pitches and you know you're in the Fumble Dimension.

@chekhov4215

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap you're right

@lilbitanddaddyze8696

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you're Pete Rose

@2011SoxMD36

3 жыл бұрын

*Sad Rafael Palmiero noises*

“Don’t suck completely” “Win the World Series in 2 years”

@bezllama3325

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Kinda feels like we need a whole video about the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.

@quanjano382

2 жыл бұрын

foolish baseball has a great video on that team that i think most sb nation viewers would like

@DAFIZZIF

2 жыл бұрын

@@quanjano382 The Bois energy is strong with Foolish Baseball.

@reillymcwriting

2 жыл бұрын

@Fries that’s not particularly true, though. If there was an event that rendered a stadium completely unusable, let’s say the Great American Ballpark gets infested with SUPERWEEVILS and the reds have to play in other stadiums, and the MLB refuses to let them play all their “road games” as “home games”, and the reds are absolutely ABYSMAL, it is very much possible, just ridiculously unlikely.

I can’t be the only one who did a huge double take when the mariners 4th win was on 9/11/2001

@seanyourhero1765

4 жыл бұрын

Why does that matter lol

@CAaustinwer

4 жыл бұрын

Their win was by far the most important thing to happen on that date

@JannikHaueisen

4 жыл бұрын

damn they missed my birth by one day

@mikefarino4368

4 жыл бұрын

The score was also 9-11......

@Booster37

4 жыл бұрын

@@seanyourhero1765 Because all of sports was canceled that day.

I really love the SBNation Seatle Mariners Cinematic Universe

"One pitcher says, "The tank is on E." That pitcher? Shortstop Carlos Guillen."

@rvog6584

4 жыл бұрын

cmon man! its a farther throw 2 1st base from the left side of infield than mound 2 plate! :-)

@thedeadcellist

Жыл бұрын

A fun detail is that the shortstop had over 11 innings of work on the mound before Memorial Day

“The Mariners are not competitors. They’re protagonists.” That line made me cry.

@2011SoxMD36

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like your comment... but it has 116 likes as I see it. As a Mariners Fan, I can't bring myself to disrupt it.

@ryankohler481

3 жыл бұрын

@@2011SoxMD36 lol perfect timing

On the last day, the Oakland Athletics beat the Mariners 22-0. The Seattle Seahawks then went on to beat the Oakland Raiders 222-0.

@samfederman7469

4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@savagecabbage5852

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@Abbaschand

4 жыл бұрын

The coach? John Heisman.

@owengette8089

4 жыл бұрын

Farhan Suyitno *chorus of death*

@roreah

4 жыл бұрын

LOLLL

“We’re taking the Mariners into the Fumble Dimension” As if they aren’t already there and haven’t been there since their inception

@Zip_FPE368

4 жыл бұрын

The Mariners are the fumble dimension

@ShiningDarknes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zip_FPE368 They are the real-life fumble dimension. They exist in a world where anything can happen (except a world series appearance so far).

If you combine their last names is literally “yeah bois”

@bezllama3325

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's how you pronounce kofies last name?

@GoldenNetwork-_-

2 жыл бұрын

@@bezllama3325 yeah bois

"You are not here to learn. You're here to destroy." It's so wonderful and rare when an artist and their fan base are so perfectly in tune with each other.

"The Mariners got their 4th win of the season." **looks at date** Me: ...oh

@lsapg09

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I wasnt the only one to see that lol

@52flyingbicycles

4 жыл бұрын

Looks at score oh NO

@matthewmiller7207

4 жыл бұрын

Not only the date, but the score too. NOW THAT'S FREAKY! O_O

@nate_storm

4 жыл бұрын

yikes...

@julianfarr5190

4 жыл бұрын

Look at their subscriber count as of June 28 😳

2-98 expectation: reach the playoffs

@mbrooks415

4 жыл бұрын

It would only take four plane crashes.

@markfoster1520

3 жыл бұрын

@@mbrooks415 "........it happens every spring."

The Mariners essentially became the New New York Mets from Futurama with Leela bean balling ever single batter. Nice

@pja36

2 жыл бұрын

Bean! Bean! Bean!

the “don’t suck completely” in the owner feedback is always such whiplash, it really puts me on edge

me: oh nice 2001 mariners sim *sees whats about to happen* oh dear god no

"On the next episode of the Fumble Dimension, we simulate the aging process of watching the Mets for 1000 years on 1 man for 10 minutes. It does not go well."

@RetepAdam

4 жыл бұрын

How much does he owe Bobby Bonilla by the end of it?

@tylerhuntdesign

4 жыл бұрын

RetepAdam Hard to say because I don't think the Mets will be done paying that contract off 1000 years from now 🤣

@scottdrone-silvers5179

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. Isn’t that the same visual effect used in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Germans see the Ark revealed?

"In real life, the Mariners would be appearing in front of a judge for this" 🤣🤣🤣

@Kaiserboo1871

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Kofie literally ALWAYS looks and sounds completely and utterly baked. Lmao

How could we let down Jon and Kofie like this, guys? We need to make them proud next time.

@mattschultz8096

4 жыл бұрын

How did people vote on what happened

@snuffmeister6720

4 жыл бұрын

theyre not mad, just disappointed

@crazyli

4 жыл бұрын

Listen... if the fans made GOOD decisions, this wouldn't really have made a good Fumble Dimension episode. This basically went exactly the way it should have.

@veezythebot6195

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyli idk what you talking about. I would happily watch a video where those 2 are completely suprised by how good of a community we are

When the world need him most Jon Bois...

@Donald38

4 жыл бұрын

Fumbled us into a dimension

@scarface1367

4 жыл бұрын

Now that is pretty good

@AlanGohel

4 жыл бұрын

Put out like 7 videos in 3 months

@nthos5660

4 жыл бұрын

Got engaged

@ilikegus7274

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Bois is amazing, but this is 98% a Kofie video. Great vid though

It's not about winning, it's about sending a message

44:31 “I hope you guys are ready. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.” *checks date* KOFIE NO

@pokepwned

Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna hope that wasn’t intentional lol

@PassiveDestroyer

Жыл бұрын

Oh no! I forgot this was the 2001 Mariners! Play the outro song again!

the pic of "old about to retire jay buhner" was from the 94 season when he was in his 20s {: haha he just look 50 cause his eroding hair

@jakefromstatefarm1405

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

It’s crazy how accurately this game depicted mariners fans. A season with 4 wins and they became more interested in the team. Almost like “hey when’s that next win gonna come??”

“I hated this so much I made a horror short in the middle of the video” Kofie....probably

Visiting the mound and then immediately hitting the next at bat several times in a game tickles me to my core.

People with a Mariners hat not sleeping well tonight

@gavinpower2020

4 жыл бұрын

they haven't been

@NonononJacuzzirayProductions

4 жыл бұрын

you think i sleep bro?

@Myriadys

4 жыл бұрын

I bought a Mariners hat specifically because of the Dorktown series. I'm wearing it to bed tonight.

@hackbug77

4 жыл бұрын

We're mariners fans. Thats just how it always is.

@HateTaxesWASt

4 жыл бұрын

Mariners fans don't sleep. We haven't slept since the 2001 Playoffs.

45:34 "Congrats to the Mariners on their fourth win of the season" * Sees date * oh no...

@mahmouds3126

4 жыл бұрын

The SCORE also 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Anita_sensei

3 жыл бұрын

So, both sides of the country were facing a tragedy

"It isn't just that we hit forty-seven batters in one game, ..." I almost spat out my drink on that one.

"What's next, the Cleveland Browns?" Please, the pain makes me feel something

53:54 Hold up, one of the wins of the 2001 Seattle Mariners came on September 11th?? By a score of 11-9?????

@NateCooper111

3 жыл бұрын

At least they weren't the Seattle Pilots

@AbsolXGuardian

Жыл бұрын

Now I'm curious and want a video about what happened in all the sports games during the real 9/11. Did any leagues insist the show must go on? The only thing similar I know is a guy did a perfect session at a local bowling alley and got his picture (and the date) put up on the wall for it. The local paper tracked him down later and he explained that he knew the towers had been destroyed, he decided to cope with it by going bowling.

@Larryboy2701

Жыл бұрын

@@NateCooper111 Or the New York Jets

Congrats on getting engaged Jon!

from a browns fan: please make a fumble dimension on the 1-31 browns

@seanclarke2704

3 жыл бұрын

Jon Bois made a pretty good about them a few years back

@serraramayfield9230

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanclarke2704 Which one was that?

@seanclarke2704

2 жыл бұрын

Browns live in hell chart party

@Luigi55555

2 жыл бұрын

That would be good but there isn’t a good game to do an experiment with them in sadly

@sawyernorthrop4078

Жыл бұрын

Would probably be too similar to the 0-16 Lions video. The browns can't even lose the best

The sad thing is after 21 games the Mariners would still be up a game up on the 88 Orioles

The owners email made me laugh hysterically.

@JWex-jy7sk

4 жыл бұрын

@Rexy 1776 That and Keith Foulke little league incident. I’m hoping somebody watching this video who actually knows Keith Foulke shows him that part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

a team with 110 win talent only winning 4 games is peak fumble dimension

@benjaminclark3116

4 жыл бұрын

116 win talent

@isprobablyjobhunting

4 жыл бұрын

This guy gets it.

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

No, its dumb

@thepizzagod420

Жыл бұрын

@@brokenking5044 that is the point

7:44 "it may as well allow you to turn around and chuck the ball into the upper deck" *Trevor Bauering intensifies*

@jacobfaughtrunningproducti974

3 жыл бұрын

He did win the cy young award so hey, maybe it works

If I was in the Seattle area during that time I'd definitely buy tickets. Watching batters getting pegged by a baseball is pretty funny. Watching a full inning of betters getting beamed would be hilarious.

This is hilarious, cinematic -- can we please give it up for Kofie here?! The man went All Out despite his suffering and I respect that

@ernestolombardo5811

3 жыл бұрын

The man went all in with no safety net, like a fanatic would do. And that’s how I know he can be beaten. Because he’s a fanatic. And the fanatic is always concealing a secret doubt. (before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, it's a quote from the Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy movie, referring to the ruthless head of the KGB)

tonight, we are all mariners

"conferring with your manager and then immediately throwing at a batter" has really big Blaseball energy. Also, this is exactly what I'd expect from what is basically Twitch Plays Baseball.

@dappercuttlefish9557

3 жыл бұрын

Now I want to know what this would look like without bean ball as an option.

1:23 - Thank you Kofie for reminding me that there are grown-ass adults out there who weren’t even born when I graduated from high school.

@markfoster1520

3 жыл бұрын

I remember the M's first season....so....

@sleepful1917

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 22 years old and couldn't even speak during the 2001 season. i have no memory of 9/11 whatsoever

Low-key episode 7 of the history of the Seattle Mariners

Under current scheduling structures, the teams that have finished with the best regular season records ever have all failed to win championships in the Big 4. 2007 Patriots: Lost Super Bowl 2001 Mariners: Lost ALCS 2016 Warriors: Lost NBA Finals 1996 Red Wings: Lost WCFs

@nohbuddy1

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy right? At least when the Bulls had the record they won

@JWex-jy7sk

4 жыл бұрын

@Noh Buddy Yeah but for 20 years the sports gods probably wanted order to be restored on this list and cursed the Warriors when they were one win away up 3-1

@eddixon2015

4 жыл бұрын

I am Atî Ouch lol, thanks for saying that the nice parts haha. I’m from the States though, where you from?

@eddixon2015

4 жыл бұрын

I am Atî no worries about the long reply, I’m not doing anything. I mean part of Istanbul is in Europe so there’s that. Yeah I think you’re right, I wish people could respect all sports, because every sport has the ability to give us amazing moments, both by watching it and playing it, but slowly but surely we’re getting there!

@a13x_chang

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t 2019 Tampa bay lightning worse than 1996 red wings? Makes it more embarrassing cause they were swept by the wild card team

As a Cubs fan, having to experience my entire life until 2016 rooting for them, I really feel the message here. Sure, we got a win eventually, but that just makes me feel for all the teams that haven’t yet. I feel for all these teams that have been punchlines, that when they do win, I will be celebrating along with them.

@smilingearth5181

2 жыл бұрын

And the Mariners are now the only MLB team that's never even MADE IT TO the World series.

Saying "...if there's anyone who could turn this curse around, it's definitely Jon and myself, right?" while wearing a sweater saying "humility" is a very nice touch.

At 3:44, you see the cameo of Jonny (Dog) Nelson, time traveller from 222-0.

@theromoshow8253

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty good

@julianbell9161

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite sports writer / one time college football player!

@FormulaMeme

4 жыл бұрын

@@julianbell9161 sports writers are useless

Well now they've gotta play Football Manager because I NEED to see how they struggle with soccer

@rvog6584

4 жыл бұрын

/wot is record 4 own gols in a season?

@lucaspereiramartins1485

3 жыл бұрын

@@rvog6584 I see World Cup Finals that have this record trough all the tournament. Too dificult to do that, but some kind a sabotage might be on the cards.

@bdbailey

3 жыл бұрын

Well guess what

@laoganmafootballclub6632

2 жыл бұрын

lucky you! I hope they do it again

My favorite line in the whole video: “Player development update! The players are not updating... in fact, they are getting worse” 29:18

@plumjet0930

4 ай бұрын

I read this quote in Cave Johnson’s voice

*This is just a terrible score, The*

Can we get a special where it's just the Astros getting hit 3,000 times?

@bP-yr3po

4 жыл бұрын

FTW!! You might know what pitch is coming, but you don't know where!!!

@ClayterBob

4 жыл бұрын

Yankees

@jpumbaa1

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a month.

@darkarima

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a trash can."

45:34 So few wins and they managed to win the game on 9/11!? Arguably the postponement of the season after 9/11 was a factor in the Mariners not winning the World Series.

@tinypoolmodelshipyard

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@simpleanswer8954

4 жыл бұрын

They weren't ready for the playoffs at all. I have never forgotten Bret Boone literally crying, saying to the media "You don't know what it's like to hit against these guys". I was thinking "You just hit 139 RBIs, grow a sack'. They beat themselves. The Mariners that year had no clutch ability at all.

@jonathanyap1773

3 жыл бұрын

9/11 was the 9/11 of the 2001 mariners

I wasn’t expecting a horror film in the middle, but that’s what you get when you enter...The Fumble Dimension

"This would have been a bigger deal if we were contending for something." Oh, you're contending for _something._

@Anno023

3 жыл бұрын

TANK BOWL

i thought i might be able to find my part in this madness but i realise 1 minute in that would be impossible

@bP-yr3po

4 жыл бұрын

Ive read your comment. You are one of us now. Sleep easy Master Groombridge.

As a Lions fan, I find it hilarious that my team was able to go 0-16 with one of the best receivers of all time, Calvin Johnson on the team.

@logan_page

4 жыл бұрын

But it's gonna be different next season!

@rvog6584

4 жыл бұрын

obligatory ... kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zo2llLSwpMbTabA.html

So let me get this straight. In the Fumble Dimension, calling one play over and over again for an entire season leads to 3-13. *Letting randos call a bunch of plays all across the board leads to 2-72.* That's it. I'm getting this game and pressing one button for 24 hours. World Series here I come!

This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Thank you for that fumble dimension and everyone that chose what the pitchers do.

@smoceany9478

Жыл бұрын

and a big thank you to the guy who made them hit like 100 batters in a row

Honestly better than 90% of modern horror movies.

I appreciate it Mr. Mariners Hat

As a soccer fan watching this i find it absolutely astounding that MLB players play over 100 games a season. How do the players stay fit for this many games and who has time to watch that much baseball!!! Its crazY!

@Narokkurai

3 жыл бұрын

It's simple, most of your time as a baseball player is spent either sitting in a dugout or standing in a field waiting for something to happen. It's one of the only sports where a player could realistically eat a hot dog or a slice of pizza while still being an active team member on the field. In fact, during particularly slow games some outfielders have been known to hang out by the stands and do exactly that.

That "...willingly" really hit me hard, for I'm an Arizona Cardinals fan (from Austria).

This gave me an irrational hatred of the people on the internet who requested these things

@codyhybiak8087

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to meet you

@APCDraw

4 жыл бұрын

you underestimate our power

@swissboy362

4 жыл бұрын

see thats not irrational means. its quite rational

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, this and choosing Jon's shitty play in the Lions one have kinda ruined these videos. I want to see something actually interesting, not a bunch of randos trying to be clever

@VictoriatheWolfGirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn You do know it's called the Fumble Dimension right? The results aren't supposed to be good

In today’s episode kofie goes to hell

This started to feel like an AVGN episode at some point... or at least the ones where he gets really wrapped up in his love for cinematography and has his episodes break into some sorta weird storyline intermission halfway through where he fights against some force xP

Their win/loss record is like something out of Blaseball,, finally people understand what it’s like to be a Flowers fan

@beanswishing9030

3 жыл бұрын

It’s okay! The flowers are trying their best

30:14 the angels just decided to change their logos and brand halfway thru the series and season

@jadegrace1312

4 жыл бұрын

And they change it back and forth a couple more times too.

@bretthorting9400

4 жыл бұрын

So weird!!!

Last time, the voters chose Jon Bois' strategy for the Detroit Lions and it led to destruction. No surprise it happens to the Seattle Mariners.

@NaruTheBlackSwan

4 жыл бұрын

Jon's strategy of yeeting it up to CJ every play was more effective than the actual Detroit Lions, so that's not a failure.

@thepassingstatic6268

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaruTheBlackSwan touche.exe

I did something similar many years ago when I exclusively ran Emmitt Smith on every play. The result actually broke the game when his rushing totals on the season hit 10,000 yards.

As a lifelong Charlotte Hornets fan who has lived in Washington State his entire life, I feel Kofie's sentiment about being an out of state Bengals fans. My fandom stems from Muggsy Bogues being a short player like me rather than gifted merch, but I feel it. Also, being a Hornets fan in the 90s (when I was like 8 years old) while my dad was a Bulls fan was particularly painful lol I'm also a lifelong Mariners fan, so pain is the norm.

This is like the Futurama episode where Leela pitches for the New New York Mets.

@JannikHaueisen

4 жыл бұрын

⅞

The perfect team to face the Astros in 2020

16:30 that is the face of a man who has seen Hell and has come out the other side only to realize he has to do it 161 more times

I feel bad for kofie having to sit through a whole mlb season not even just a video game one

"Who did this" "You did this!" *Bops us with newspaper*

@smilingearth5181

3 жыл бұрын

Ow!

@markfoster1520

3 жыл бұрын

Don't rub our noses in it!

Damn I really want some Padres talk from SB Nation now lmao. They’ve just felt weirdly irrelevant since Trevor Hoffman’s time, but not as irrelevant that it makes them relevant, like the Tigers, Orioles, etc.

@jacobunruh9045

4 жыл бұрын

I always forget that they exist

@brody10123

4 жыл бұрын

The padres have a 13 year playoff drought that’s still not as long as the Mariners or Marlins. They don’t suck enough, they should suck more.

@strudelalec

4 жыл бұрын

The Padres are actually the sister team to the Mariners. So many comparisons can be made between the two: decades of futility, wasting hall of fame right fielders, geographically isolated. Hell, they're even considered "geographical rivals" for interleague play because there was nobody else left. It's called the Vedder cup after Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder and it's a big joke between the two fanbases. The Padres are straight up the NL Mariners.

I paused at 33:11 and Kofie's face is the definition of "damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing"

I just wonder how many Mails and Notifications Jeff Heaverlo will get... "Look, you made it into this MLB documentary!"

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

And Frank Catalanotto! I haven't thought about him in years.

Ugh that mid season review just gave me the shivers. I can just imagine the sort of disinterested sociopath would write that email.

@RoyalFusilier

4 жыл бұрын

As a simulation of human psychology, the game falls markedly short. But as a simulation of what extreme wealth and disinterest will do to your soul, the behavior of the owner is a home run.

this is both the most and least fumbliest of all of the fumble dimensions

"We have a player development update: The players are not developing." Outstanding. Kofie and Jon knock it out of the park again, this time in literal fashion.

2001 goal: Reach the play-offs 2003 goal: Reach the world series ...the game does realize you picked the Mariners right? How is "reach world series" even an option?

Is “Ya’ Boy” Kofie’s actual last name?

@toilet_cleaner_man

3 жыл бұрын

Kofie is his last name, his first name is The,

@theleftuprightatsoldierfield

3 жыл бұрын

His last name is Yeboah

Legitimately laughed out loud just at seeing the title and runtime. I love you guys.

“I like the idea of confirming with your manager and then immediately hitting a batter”