FINALLY...a MONETISED VIDEO! In that case... we have some cash to GIVE AWAY. Today's competition: LIKE this video & COMMENT using the word 'Wavey' - at 10pm TONIGHT I will choose 2 of you at random to win £200! MUCH LUCK!

@JimothyJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Yes lad

@yungtank409

3 жыл бұрын

Stop giving away your money lad, you've still got to buy that house

@user-sc2wg9cf6d

3 жыл бұрын

Banging

@Joe_EGz

3 жыл бұрын

Wavey

@omokok1877

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

They should make a Influencer house called “ The Council House”

@mlan2737

3 жыл бұрын

There was one made around the end of last year I think it’s in Ireland

@barry4649

3 жыл бұрын

Mlan nah, I doubt it, I’m Irish and didn’t hear about that

@Dora-yo4ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@barry4649 im pretty sure it was more of a joint account type of thing rather than a house

@ella-bt8hp

3 жыл бұрын

@daddy lol in a actual council house I take it you meant?

@racheltrafford5058

3 жыл бұрын

Nah there was one! It was Callum Markie and cam kirkham

They're all as dull as a packet of ready salted. Kate Elisabeth's only personality trait is still clinging on to the fact she went to boarding school about 4 years ago. Such a quirky girl if you ask me!

@respectalgebra

3 жыл бұрын

hey ready salted is amazing

@mtk4242

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t do ready salted like that... They’re more like salt and shake if you forgot the salt packet was there

@aaronshone30

3 жыл бұрын

Scuse me I’ll have you know ready salted are seriously underrated

@eoincorbett2175

3 жыл бұрын

Thiago Time simple - but effective

@Emorley

3 жыл бұрын

somebody's jealous lolol

“We get underage fans drunk and let them stay at our house” that was wavey.

@ronniegrant8831

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessyy_hh 😂😂👏👏👏👏

The wave house? More like the Tory house - stick Alfie Deyes in there and it would be like the House of Commons

@george6445

3 жыл бұрын

@DIY dreams nothing, it’s just their the type of people who’d say they aren’t one when very clearly they are

@rhysmartin8659

3 жыл бұрын

@@george6445 nah mate let’s be honest there is a problem if your a Tory

@george6445

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhysmartin8659 😂 I didn’t wanna say it 😂

@rhysmartin8659

3 жыл бұрын

@@george6445 one of us had to so😂

@osioriaku7867

3 жыл бұрын

🤭🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

Condolences to anyone having to sleep under the same roof as TouchDaLight’s

@JimmyPalmerBlackpool

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t like him at all so many other people I’d prefer to be big KZreadrs

@ella-bt8hp

3 жыл бұрын

@SM H maybe? Or maybe they like him and want to support the channel? Alot of KZreadrs are including the join button now exclusive content etc it's better then just giving donations on PayPal or something as that used to be the way to support content creators. Alot of the people who click join and pay a subscription fee may only pay a couple of pounds or dollars a month. Someone I follow I considered doing it for it was like 2.99 so not a crazy amount.

@cj1812011

3 жыл бұрын

They should be alright if they're above the age of consent

@unknown11215

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Ladies and gentlemen, he's back to get his rent money. Love everything u do Jaack keep it up mate.

@jaack

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, this comment made me smirk.

@piggynhippo4988

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaack lmao

@littlemiss_sunshine6945

3 жыл бұрын

👌

@panther9450

Жыл бұрын

@@jaack love you mate . That's some quality content

I am officially embarrassed to be a UK citizen....

@melzy00

3 жыл бұрын

Same mate XD

@m.r.d4550

3 жыл бұрын

Aye atleast youre not american

@nebula541

3 жыл бұрын

don't worry, at least nobody's heard of this lot. everyone knows the cringey american ones

The Only UK Creator house i'll ever accept is the Sidemen House

@frugi77

3 жыл бұрын

The sidemen house deans exist anymore, they all live with their girls by themselves

@thesniperhendogxxx2271

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah their time is done

@antonybandeirafalace6372

3 жыл бұрын

And beta squad house

@crusherconi

3 жыл бұрын

Overrated but fair

@nottelling998

3 жыл бұрын

@@frugi77 ya it’s almost like we’re in the middle of a pandemic? Of course they’re in their own homes but they’re still relevant regardless of all that.

The only creator house i care about is “The House Nobody Asked For”

@stirlin-8531

3 жыл бұрын

Does Jack know that’s an actual tik tok house not a joke?

@rockingwithben

3 жыл бұрын

What about the sidemen you could say that first house in uk

@viralfootballtransfershd1198

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he knows this is an actual TikTok house 😂

@rockingwithben

3 жыл бұрын

ViralFootballTransfers HD okay. This is just waste of money

The fact that 10 seconds after saying “Millie” you so “Molly” just makes me cackle

Basically just a bunch of entitled kids bragging about being rich

@madelinesreborns1311

3 жыл бұрын

Adults*

@emmamonchecourt4759

3 жыл бұрын

Well they don't act it lmao

@marshallbelton4538

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmamonchecourt4759 and willne

@davidkonevky7372

3 жыл бұрын

@@madelinesreborns1311 they might technically be adults but their mental age is probably barely above 5

God their tour already screams "DADDIES MONEY" "I HAVE NO TALENT" They are basically a tiktok house.

@LiveFreeAndLoveNSN

3 жыл бұрын

They are a tiktok house 😂

@mattj1829

3 жыл бұрын

They literally called themselves a tiktok house.

@alteclansing7544

3 жыл бұрын

you just epitomised their existence into one comment

@madelinesreborns1311

3 жыл бұрын

The second one describes you

@davidkonevky7372

3 жыл бұрын

@@madelinesreborns1311 At least the person doing the comment doesn't get A 5 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE FOR DOING TIKTOK DANCES out of it

Congrats Jack...32 hours to go

@onorafinn3611

3 жыл бұрын

I know can’t believe the times almost here

@jakesafc5348

3 жыл бұрын

ON THE ROAAAAAAAADDDDDDD

@christophersheridan494

3 жыл бұрын

32 hours to what

@awais78603

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Sheridan check 3:04

@rcaldwell7255

3 жыл бұрын

32 hoursssss

"touchdanonce" hes...hes back.. HIDE YOUR 13 YEAR OLD SISTERS! xD

@Votey12345

3 жыл бұрын

no your sister is good... you just gotta hide his sister

@mikantsumikifan0167

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 lmao

@becky5665

3 жыл бұрын

the dastardly bastardly OH NO 🤣🤣😭

Old school influencer houses: The brick house The stick house The straw house Well...we all know how that went.

@jonathanowens8107

3 жыл бұрын

I heard they blow'd lol

@smore-monster

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanowens8107 *Its blew you uncultured swine

@emily5423

3 жыл бұрын

Julcool 8121 LMAO

@freyac4772

3 жыл бұрын

@@smore-monster ball down wannabe geeza

@RockyScorcese

3 жыл бұрын

The Shit House?

I cringed every time they kept calling there intros iconic. I died watching him struggle to break through the mona lisa lol.

JaackMaate: First Uk influencer house Old Sidemen House: Am I a joke to you

@officialbismah

3 жыл бұрын

The sidemen have purpose theseot dont lmfao

@Jackgames-vg7cw

3 жыл бұрын

He said one of the first

I personally prefer the "slaughter house" as it actually provides value to the world

@DoomsDay1661

3 жыл бұрын

STOP HES ALREADY DEAD!

This screams tory to me. These chap and chappets clearly have a fat trust fund.

@shanemcgaley8322

3 жыл бұрын

So instead of Everton away it's Brighton at home.

Why did “Rachel Adejeji” fully spark something deep inside of me

@themannix1

3 жыл бұрын

From the X factor

Just had a durex advert... not sure if that was saying "dont have kids they may turn out like this, use condoms instead" 🤣

@enfado23

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

The only influencer house worthy of my time and everyone else's time, is the sidemen house.

@Sweet-sw2kc

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@29-arnavsamant97

3 жыл бұрын

Also maybe the only house with some diversity Like all the others consists of white boys and girls

@patatoe558

Жыл бұрын

@@29-arnavsamant97 diversity don't just mean white and black people oml

@29-arnavsamant97

Жыл бұрын

@@patatoe558 "some diversity". Diversity here means being co.posed of people with different ethnic backgrounds, which is true here. Diversity does mean one of every race genius

@patatoe558

Жыл бұрын

@@29-arnavsamant97 devils in the detail u got me there mate

They’ve got privately educated written all over them

@mahirasef9455

3 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with being privately educated

@adlin9567

3 жыл бұрын

kate elizabeth literally got her platform from going to boarding school lol

@ultraviolence5713

3 жыл бұрын

ad zur your point is???

@ManicBeans

3 жыл бұрын

Ronnie Cox they’re all out of touch little wombats mate

@Tom-vu1wr

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahirasef9455 lol not trying to offend u. They just fit the stereotype of entitled rich kids

“Ooooooo he’s off to Everton away” -That acc killed me

Good on ya Jack, just 32 hours left. Stay strong!

The “Racheal Adadayji” had me Belly Laughing! Also pleasantly surprised by the Cody Ko voice over

@PullerzCoD

3 жыл бұрын

Wilde Media it absolutely sent me too ngl

@wildemedia2439

3 жыл бұрын

Pullerz was caught off guard and the impression was on point haha

Jackmate: One of the first KZread influencer houses Sidemen: am I a joke to you

I always order dominos to remind people I’m down to earth

@rileow4396

3 жыл бұрын

Can you do an ASMR video where you seductively and quietly eat a thin crust mighty meaty?

@npm1811

3 жыл бұрын

Could you please consider doing an ASMR where you slurp the cheese out of a stuffed crust meateor

@jamesr4032

3 жыл бұрын

Creative Calm ASMR do an ASMR where you say touchdanonce for an hour

@josh3306

3 жыл бұрын

please do an asmr of you crying while watching the wave house

@justanotherhumanbeing

3 жыл бұрын

y’all are weird, stop

Looks like it’s falling apart over at the wave house, time for another video jack😂😂

"looks like he's on his way to college". Made me laugh out loud!

I think this is literally what they were trying to do, they’ve brought so much attention to themselves just by acting like they’re well known when they’re not. Mainly from people roasting them saying no one knows who they are. Smart move, they actually get quite a lot of views and shit since then

@MattVanPerry

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly if people fucking ignored them then they wouldn’t have a platform

@leahbyrne4597

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t give them that much credit

@FirstLast-pk2of

3 жыл бұрын

Leah Byrne their managers/ agents I mean

@aaaa-xf3hx

3 жыл бұрын

First Last That’s the issue with commentary channels a massive percentage of people who act ridiculous on the internet do it for attention and to kickstart a career and the only reason it works is the amount of people that talk about it make it impossible to ignore. If everyone with a platform just ignored people they know make shit videos then there wouldn’t be a enough money in it, they’d just be left with no choice but to improve their content or get a regular job

@FirstLast-pk2of

3 жыл бұрын

aa aa but that’s the thing, commentary channels will never stop bringing attention to them. Because obviously they care more about getting easy content for themselves than bringing attention to people that don’t deserve it, which is fair enough

‘in here we have a maximum capacity of 2400 litres’ 😭😭😭 my man really just tried to flex the size of his bath

@609lee

3 жыл бұрын

Deffo the type to take his mates on a full tour of his home pointing out pointless things to make him appear superior and like a lord

@asawidz

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the pipes under the floor aren’t solid gold, not very practical

10:41 Additionally, the Highbury clock is actually above the ‘Clock End’ at the current Arsenal ground, the Emirates.

Surprised Jeremy lynch hasn’t made the “Swaz House” yet...

Half your audience definitely didn’t get the ‘RACHAEL ADEDOJI’ joke 😂

@clickbait5714

3 жыл бұрын

I'm part of that half.

@capnmorgs6195

3 жыл бұрын

@@clickbait5714 same, classic

@karenbaker1979

3 жыл бұрын

@Liam Ogden I am part of the half that did, and it actually made me spit my tea out with laughter!

i don’t think these new houses realise that the sidemen house, faze house, even clout house had youtubers that were already loved... y’know not just a bunch of no bodies lol it’s time to cash in on the happy hour house tbh Jack

@callumparker3293

3 жыл бұрын

And in the Sidemens' case they were actually friends

‘Ooo hes off to everton away’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGA

Looks like they have rented an Airbnb for a day

Jaackmaate: I am bringing to u one of the uk’s first influencer house, the wave house Sidemen house: am I a joke to you

@Zombieslayer0044

3 жыл бұрын

Also the beta squad was before them

@shona5512

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the sidemen are you tubers.. A group of entertaining people that show a bit of personality through their videos. "Influencers" on the other hand are low brow, no effort, talentless video makers that have somehow convinced people that they are worth listening to. Bit of difference there

@weaksauceremy

3 жыл бұрын

The sidemen actually are entertaining lmao

carmie and kate are literally the most insufferable youtube couple there is

@faiali2895

3 жыл бұрын

tbh

“Touchingcloth” had me weak😂

I've been stuck in France on lockdown for the last several months, your videos are the only thing keeping me sane! You're a fucking legend Jack! Your podcast is the best on the market and that's where I first found you, please keep it up you absolute legend!

I’m an atheist but, 14 minutes of Jaackmaate is the closest thing to heaven I believe in

I find it WAVEY that I watch your zoella 50£ calendar video every christmas, every month and honestly everyday

"CONGRATS JACK... 32 HOURS TO GO"

@arizona631

3 жыл бұрын

i'm going through comments and i expected more people to comment this... you're the only other person that's done it from what I've seen so far lmao

@swebmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@arizona631 Always keeping an eye out haha

Can I just check you know it's "semi-skimmed" and not "semi-skinned" Jack? 😂

Wow Millie T living off only Poundland products for a day, that’s so wavey🤪 I don’t know how she did it!! Must’ve been awful

elmo films sounds like he was the year 7 who got bullied because of his youtube channel

Thank you jack for making me laugh my head off during these uncertain times ❤️❤️

'ICONIC??' ACTUALLY SCREAMED HAHA

how is it so possible to have a tik tok account with millions of followers yet your top comments are people desperately trying to figure out who the hell you are..

@Sweet-sw2kc

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

How the hell is TouchDaLight still around after that whole sister fifa stripping thing

@amirameadows1354

3 жыл бұрын

The guy is so weird

@jaack

3 жыл бұрын

Actually baffles me.

@JimmyPalmerBlackpool

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha doesn’t make sense does it

@fergustynan6835

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaack Thanks for the reply man, I've been watching for about 6 years now and congrats on the Spotify deal

@sarahcorke4252

3 жыл бұрын

Because privileged, white, able bodied, straight male from a wealthy background with a fat trust fund

"Hey should we put this on the homepage of this subscriber?" "No, wait two days and recommend it after Jim Parsons' Vanity Fair interview" Thanks KZread

“Ooo he’s off to Everton away” 😂😂😂

We all knew this was coming

@JimmyPalmerBlackpool

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed we did

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed the major reveal is something you see on every street corner when you're playing Millwall

"Oooooo, he's off to Everton away" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u know what annoyed me they made the entire house so dramaticly then they started to take people out of the house as they said "elimanate" why we know its all staged and there house is sooo annoyong right!

I get the feeling they don't actually live there... Probably rented off airbnb and they filmed a load of videos pretending they live there

@LiveFreeAndLoveNSN

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt it, where do they get the money for the ice rinks, water parks and all the other shit they rent out for their videos. They even gave some random commenter money for a years worth of car insurance. They deffo have an investor it’s just pretty cringe

@thomasn8431

3 жыл бұрын

Mikaela Webb a company pays for the house and their livid government expenses and takes a cut of the profits they make from sponsorships and from views and stuff

@thomasn8431

3 жыл бұрын

Se Se well they have millions of followers somewhere and I know what the above person is saying I wouldn’t invest in them 😂

born in Carlisle but made in the tiktok wavy... I'll see myself out.

when jack said bought his suit from topman, i felt that 😭😭

THANK YOUU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VID, never wanted you to roast something as bad as this 🤣🤣🤣

It hurts that it's almost satisfying to see touchdalight in his reveal because it's like finally, someone I recognize

“Congrats Jack... 32 hours to go”

@massanootje5364

3 жыл бұрын

one of the few who noticed

another banger, keep doing these as a series!!

i’m so pissed off i used to love kate elizabeth but her recent content is just not it, i miss the boarding school days with lucy when she felt genuine

WillNE's cameo on the Wave House obstacle course still has me feeling - Wavey.....

Side note: how do people find 'I did [mundane to mildly interesting] thing for 24 hours' videos interesting? If it was a month, then maybe it would be good. But you could do anything for 24 hours. It is bottom of the barrel shit.

@leweee

3 жыл бұрын

Noobius Maximus because their fans are the type of people who like videos before watching them and blindly follow anything their influencers say or do

@becky5665

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it’s spending £1 for 24 hours.. that’s real interesting, just ask Alfie deyes

We need more of this, I love rankbank, the podcast is sick. Followed all the channels. Just quality videos that don't burn my eyes with fake, pretentious "look at me I'm thick & rich". Keep up the brilliant work dude. Much love. ✌

As if I got an ad for JaackMaate's Happy Hour while I was watching this

“CONGRATS JACK... 32 HOURS TO GO”

@laurenbradley9469

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait 🎉

"The wave house"? 10 Downy street more like

@___blaggard999___8

3 жыл бұрын

Emphasis on the Downy

@Alacious

3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant

@anthonyvaccari4607

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment 😂 😂 😂

Christ sake they live in a house together, utter cringe at the video package 'announcing members'.

I think the that girl's last name is actually of Iranian decent and it's pronounced like this "Foo laad gar". It means someone who works with steel 😁 Not that it is related, but this house really bugs me. I used to follow Millie when she was 14 and now I just look at her and I'm like 😐😐

PLEASE don’t make this a aeries, as funny as it would be I thought we’d all collectively agreed to pretend this wasn’t happening. Save 2020 by giving them no attention and paying no notice to them

"We aren't fake" "Paintings worth 11k and this clocks from the Emirates and I like pizza"

Anyone else so shocked by the bleach thing they had to go back and rewatch a few more times 😂 I also was confused about the touchanonce name thinking SURELY that's not his real name Haha so I had to check that too. Who knows these days! Great video

i love how he keeps calling millie, molly😂😂 cracks me up

"Congrats Jack... 32 hours to go to really confu...." woops didnt see the other speech mark.

There were 7 seats around their table, someone report them to Boris

Jaack... your my spirit animal that embodies my hatred for the pathetic way this doomed world is heading. Thank you for exposing this bollocks in a perfectly beautiful way!

why did i actually laugh at “mona loser” though

I rate Ben Morris even higher for ditching this clout chasing group!

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear brian

@kaia6758

3 жыл бұрын

yk he’s still friends with them right? he’s just not part of the house x

I’m not the only one who sees the KFC colonel with that classic white suit, glasses and noncey beard combo am I?

“We get underage fans drunk and let them stay at our house” got my like lmaoo

Am isolating rn cos I have corona and your video just made my day 1000 times better ❤️

“ he’s off to Everton away” 😂😂😂

These are literally the “influencers” that will go somewhere and demand free upgrades for a shout out on insta but then kick off when they get refused. Don’t know them so probably shouldn’t throw shade but come one, shameful

@laurencesdaddy6392

3 жыл бұрын

How are they influences? I don’t even know who they are

@elinkirkman564

3 жыл бұрын

Laurence's Daddy so to be classed as influencers they have to be known by you specifically? A bit big headed of you luv

@brycegoder3297

3 жыл бұрын

Laurence's Daddy just cause u don’t know who they are doesn’t mean nobody else does💀

@laurencesdaddy6392

3 жыл бұрын

Elin Kirkman he said on of them had 15k subscribers lmao, I respect that but for that to be called an influencer lmao, who the fuck are they influencing?

@elinkirkman564

3 жыл бұрын

Laurence's Daddy yeah on youtube i think? but she’s not a youtuber shes a tiktoker

when he said ooh hes off to everton away it killed me

I'm so glad you made this I've been wondering who tf these people are

I'm just after coming out of surgery last night, sitting in the hospital trying to watch this video but i genuinely can't watch anymore because i keep laughing and it's hurting my stitches... 1st world problems

5:20 "Oh he's off to Everton away" 😂😂😂😂

They are so fake and snobby Kate could have genuinely had a career.... smh just when 2020 couldn't get any worse

@nikolas8203

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to have that house though

@naomigrace8261

3 жыл бұрын

lets be real that house is STUNNING

Owhhhhhh! He's off to Everton away. Was the best joke in this video for me and maybe went over some people's heads. Hillarious!

As a somalian starving kid i approve this message.

If I was ever asked to summarise the uk in a photo. I would just show a picture of jack

I know this was old but it was on my recommendation list and Jack made one joke made me laugh and I Immediately subscribed, I mean I'm subbed to Happy hour so why not JaackMaate.

Sooo wavey x and as annoying as the unskippable double ads are, you're the only one I vibe with them for x

Meet Jack in IRL and he is a top bloke, asked him for a Picture. No problem for Our JaackMaate

@rngrandomnerdgenerator1446

3 жыл бұрын

Aye, he's too good to everyone! I met him and Fiona and they spent a long time just chatting away. Super people and deserve all the good things they can get!

@tomwright4969

3 жыл бұрын

Was half expecting a Machine g Gun Kelly moment