Back to the old-school style JaackMaate videos... taking the piss out of flannels. As soon as this video hits 30,000 likes, I'll drop another... I'm feeling so mentally positive again & ready to smash the content!

@dbee8477

4 жыл бұрын

JaackMaate keep it up man! You’re the most genuine man on KZread right now !

@TommyBlackTB

4 жыл бұрын

Keep it up you pure legend!

@GaringtonFilms

4 жыл бұрын

Please check your enquiry email as I put in the wrong address, nobody got back to my email.

@justaguynamednoah2234

4 жыл бұрын

JaackMaate HAPPY HOUR PODCASSTTTT

@jesshollingsworth5191

4 жыл бұрын

love ittt

American culture is so weird. Imagine trying to act like this at school in the UK, you’d get bullied to filth. 😂😂

@BlogManiac64

4 жыл бұрын

rightfully so

@damotheman4196

4 жыл бұрын

Same in Ireland bud..they'd be the type of guys that go to private rugby schools..all stripping each other naked as 'pranks' 😂..it truly is a different culture.

@itsbarclay9613

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually awful.. it’s all a persona and a front that they think they have to put out. Really frustrating part of American culture. I tend to think people in the UK see right through it because it’s not “real”. You’re totally right, we don’t have the patience for it so people tend to get torn apart if they try to act up like that over here 😂

@twinkiebandit0933

4 жыл бұрын

We call these frat guys "Chads" and the female equivalent are called "Staceys." Quite a spectacle I tell you lol.

@django4013

4 жыл бұрын

@@damotheman4196 the Welsh do that and they don't even have to be private school lads. Weird

Americans aged 18: "dude, my 21 year old friend got us 6 beers, this is gonna be so awesome bro" Brits aged 14: *laughs in liver failure*

@jenniewright3045

3 жыл бұрын

@C Box it's called a joke mate, lighten up

@russelllewis4063

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniewright3045 but arnt jokes supposed to be funny? We are surrounded by fucking morons.....

@Domeschannel57

3 жыл бұрын

@@russelllewis4063 triggered

@russelllewis4063

3 жыл бұрын

@@Domeschannel57 if leaving a comment on social media means I'm triggered then I guess your triggered as well lol

@kodac4256

3 жыл бұрын

@@russelllewis4063 I think it's more what you said in the comment.

They all look like they could be called Kyle, even the girl who paints tables

@SgLC799

4 жыл бұрын

Amy Miller no they are chads

@wii60own

4 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked. How do we change our first names?

@alomysf3211

4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Neal nice one *Kyle*

@adriandaniels1

4 жыл бұрын

Her name is Kelly

@coolbeans2345

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Neal 😂😂aww

so a "room" has a kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, living room. That's a flat, love.

@jamesbell9828

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Dulany ermmm dunno where you come from but a flat is an apartment, coz it’s all on one floor so it’s flat

@milliesabine2107

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Dulany ahhhh you’re american 😑

@FrenchFry-hi4rn

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Dulany In the UK we call (not always) apartments, flats. You have much to learn, but don't be ignorant or arrogant about it.

@adamking4297

3 жыл бұрын

Alright boys we've caught a biggen here

@jamesbell9828

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Dulany yeh well I’m from Britain , and were the people who invented the English language and brought it over to your country , and we call an apartment , a flat, even if you think it’s a descriptive word, that still doesn’t change the fact that all across the UK an apartment is officially called a flat, like block of flats. And also, neither mum or mom is correct that’s just slang, the actual word is mother , just remember that English actually came from England dont fucking tell us how to say things

This behaviour just is bullied out of you in UK schools... (class editing btw mate)

@RandiRooBoo

4 жыл бұрын

Ed Lever and over here these guys are the ones who bully the kids who don’t drink the kool aid

@robzilla5073

4 жыл бұрын

Ed Lever Yh fr

@xavierlemass4536

4 жыл бұрын

Same here in Ireland. Thankfully

@jodalinasparty9718

4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually glad it is hahahah

@dasit1965

4 жыл бұрын

Ed Lever please don’t think this is genuinely how frats act

Pissed myself at this whole video😂, “why are all the girls here short...” “rapey vibes”😂😂😂

@antagonizistxunt817

4 жыл бұрын

The fact they have a vending machine with only Dr. Pepper says everything I need to know. RUNNNN!!!

@xXSulliesXx

4 жыл бұрын

That’s from Bo Burnham’s stand up Make Happy, it’s so fucken good😂 it’s on Netflix would recommend

@viorelcalota8799

4 жыл бұрын

Dont think u can rape the dumb or willing

@fawnieee

2 жыл бұрын

@@viorelcalota8799 I'm sure gay men that could overpower you agree :) especially the dumb part, in your case.

So the dream girl is their live in maid/decorator. Yikes.

@marissaburdock6550

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr 💀

@muraahh

3 жыл бұрын

Blows my mind, why would any woman agree to that??

@kca5543

3 жыл бұрын

@@muraahh ennit self respect left the chat

@matekennedy2326

3 жыл бұрын

She probably does more than that love..

@lovinliverpool

3 жыл бұрын

Or sex slave.

American college students wouldn't be able to handle a week being in year 8.

@howsmartareya3908

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@grantheyns2737

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Goodridge no Americans would get bullied at almost every high school around the world. You guys are so cringe and only other American like you. Brits aussies kiwis would rip you to shreds at school. 😂

@olivebranch7769

4 жыл бұрын

@@grantheyns2737 um lol ok then...

@grantheyns2737

4 жыл бұрын

OliveBranch I’ve meet many while travelling the world and everyone just laughs at them behind their back while they act like they’re in an American pie movie 😂

@olivebranch7769

4 жыл бұрын

@@grantheyns2737 There's 328 million people in the U.S. and a fair amount of them are from other countries and continents. How does it make sense that only Americans would like them? All 300M of them?

“Raid shadow le...” *Heart rate increases rapidly* “it’s not” *dies happy*

@Midlandstransporthub

4 жыл бұрын

@@thugsnstuff4046 why self promote a video but disable likes and comments so we can't give feedback? 😂 Melt

@km7794

4 жыл бұрын

Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

Is it just me or is their dream girl the most basic looking person ever

@jodalinasparty9718

4 жыл бұрын

She is major skinny

@jodalinasparty9718

4 жыл бұрын

I think she is just making a clear point personally, like I expected some crazy fake girl with big boobs and botox lips hahaha

@kirstyphillips9817

4 жыл бұрын

@Why Me you are a fanny lip 😁😂

@jojocaitlin8508

4 жыл бұрын

@Why Me lol not jealous my dude just a tad bit goth and that's not my type of person and using they term fanny lips won't get anyone to let you suck anything.

@jojocaitlin8508

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjkingofmusic very true I was just pointing it out, I enjoy seeing unique people and most girls look like that especially where I come from lol

Frat Houses still exist in 2020?, thats literally the most early 2000's thing ever

@TXNIZ

4 жыл бұрын

*in my frat voice* Someone has to smash all the pussy since the nerds wont lol

@2inchproductions976

4 жыл бұрын

@@TXNIZ (Insert fuckboy Lip biting Here)

@spanglelime

4 жыл бұрын

They’ve been around since the 1800s. More like a 19th century thing that has continually evolved with the times and isn’t going away? 🤷🏼‍♀️

@JimboTheCrackSmoka

4 жыл бұрын

@@spanglelime I spot a Frat Fuckface

@spanglelime

4 жыл бұрын

Double O what does that even mean? I apologize for knowing the history of fraternities and sororities. I’ll endeavor to remain as uneducated as you in the future.

The fact that they call each other brothers constantly is perhaps the cringiest thing I've heard this year... 🤮🤮🤮

@lovesouthfrance

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Not that! Not brotherly love!

@elijahwinchester6690

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovesouthfrance but, they're not really brothers.

@evanoshea1311

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovesouthfrance bet ur fun at parties

Nobody: Jack: *A great selection of tea towels*

@km7794

4 жыл бұрын

Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

I laughed so hard when i saw " The president"

Jaackmaate: avoids saying coronavirus so he won't get demonetised Also jaackmaate: tells people how to get pornhub premium

There’s a reason that there are no chads or frat boys in England is because u just get bullied lol

@neilgeckle6061

4 жыл бұрын

Depression Guy You do realize that its just the opposite here right? Anyone with a gday lad accent is going to get bullied here

@steve00alt70

4 жыл бұрын

@@neilgeckle6061 wat

@groovy2033

4 жыл бұрын

Neil Geckle australian???

@neilgeckle6061

4 жыл бұрын

Slavery was just renamed employment Hm, smashed in by “futbol” players lmao. Lets see kids growing up running around kicking a ball or kids growing up killing each other in football

@shadybeashooketh1911

4 жыл бұрын

@@neilgeckle6061 i swear u man just come out with the weirdest shit what are u trying to say it's just waffle 🤣

Ok my motherly instincts went into overdrive and I'm worried for that "dream girl" 😫

jaackmaate is the hero we don’t deserve. 🤜🏻

@km7794

4 жыл бұрын

Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

These kind of men fascinate me. Like a rare species of butterfly.

@Wendyelise420

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@eyebrowsnatcher

3 жыл бұрын

You know the type that gets eaten very fast by the birds

“Why are the girls here so short” The real question is..Why are you such a creep”

Speaking of twats in houses, I see Jaack's left his shed finally

@zainabhussain5036

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Marsh you have no videos

@KatelynnE1995

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Marsh don’t post asking people to look at your video on every post when you have non posted

The UK equivalent is any guy that's in a Rugby team at uni except it's even more homoerotic

@mrDUDANATOR

4 жыл бұрын

Very true. Played a lot of rugby for almost a decade, 30-60% of most teams tend to be dickheads like these and almost all of them would of gone to private schools. Watching them get speared into oblivion used to make my day.

@masony9226

4 жыл бұрын

I mean i played rugby since i was 8 and oh my god the changing room could be mistaken for a sex den. Like my god.

@Jorge-wg9tq

3 жыл бұрын

Played winger for fucking 13 years got to College and Uni level and it just gets Gayist from there

@arnoldrivas4590

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrDUDANATOR when you said speared I thought of something entirely different.

These are the wettest people I’ve ever watched a video about

fun fact. this frat has a big issue with spiking people drink. its even called pike spike

The fact you added a Bo Burnham reference was the final push I needed to cop a Beans and Burgers tee

@hadi.mtz11

3 жыл бұрын

how does this only have 27 likea

“I love Americans, they’re so cute!” 🤣🤣🤣

@IWU447

4 жыл бұрын

As a Mexican American I can agree with all this cringe going on.

Tbh I’d much rather have 2 tea towels

@R5ForeverXx

3 жыл бұрын

omg i love love your channel🥺🥺

@ania4750

3 жыл бұрын

ROLY UR HERE

@ania4750

3 жыл бұрын

Hi icon xx

@starstruckllama6052

3 жыл бұрын

OMG ROLY HHHHH

Guys, I am so happy to announce that I'm going to be a Dream Girl at the New Bread and Hopskotch of the Plywood Shelter University of Florida State! Oh, just thinking about all the tables I will get to paint GETS ME SO EXCITED!!!!!

@mariemgabriel4694

4 жыл бұрын

@Kieran Marsh your channel has no vids!

@joshrobson2119

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Marsh don’t self promote if you don’t have vids you mong

@nemod.7610

4 жыл бұрын

FSU is kinda trash tho...

jack reused the “only god can judge me” joke but it’s bloody lavly

No one:... Bo Burnham: *RaPeY vIbEs Im GiViNg OuT*

@sticksstones7816

3 жыл бұрын

Why the hell did I think the same thing 😆😆💀

I feel like they're all pretending to be someone cooler than them and it's coming off heaps try hard.

Hope you're ok jack with all of this coronavirus crisis. Stay safe man

Don’t mind you’re not uploading as much as usual Jack cause you’re absolutely smashin the podcast! Keep it up lad! X

@km7794

4 жыл бұрын

Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

these houses are ugly as hell too, what are they even showing off?

"I'm an Alpha Male™, yo! ... Now, if you'd excuse me, I need a quiet place to call my daddy. His credit card was rejected."

I’m sure that’s the aspiration for girls going to university in America; not to get a degree or a career for the future; but be a “dream girl” for a bunch of frat bros 🙄

@samarnold5531

2 жыл бұрын

Be careful kerri, your misogyny is showing 😳😳

American lad here, and this made me glad that I didn't bother applying to FSU or any of the other "Greek Life" schools... instead all the colleges and universities that I've been accepted into are all in COVID-19 quarantine. Honestly, choosing between Fraternity Fuckboys or University of Washington COVID-19 edition, I'm taking UW any day. I just wanna do chemistry in peace...

@breelintinmypocket314

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly a lot of us roll our eyes at frat bros on campus. Everyone dreads getting one in a group project.

@georgie3411

4 жыл бұрын

@@breelintinmypocket314 Do they dress like geriatrics going off to play golf at the country club on a daily basis? Like how does anyone find those chinos and boat shoes attractive...

@breelintinmypocket314

4 жыл бұрын

georgie lol definitely not all of them, but the ones that do, look infinitely stupid

@georgie3411

4 жыл бұрын

@@breelintinmypocket314 thank god we don't have that in Australia, legit if you dressed like that, and I say this in the nicest way possible, you would get bullied.

@breelintinmypocket314

4 жыл бұрын

georgie and if they’d fit the stereotype, they’d deserve it lol

Jack- “Hey Siri” My phone on the other side of the room - “uh huh” Jack- “define sweeping” My phone- looks it up and tells me the definition and some other suggestions 😂😂

“Pipe” dream girl, really, that’s the terminology we’re gonna go with, huh?

@getlowpapoose

4 жыл бұрын

nargacuga05 pike not pipe lol but I heard pipe first too

@silkyfirst3097

4 жыл бұрын

@@getlowpapoose still pikes a type of fish giving you some suggestive Ideas

Jaack even makes his sponsorships funny😂😂

@dgdhddhdhdhd7658

4 жыл бұрын

@Kieran Marsh where is it

No one: Jack: “Alfie’s a fruit nonce”

@kaistoner2931

4 жыл бұрын

What is a fruit once ffs

@spanglelime

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Marsh there’s nothing on your channel.

"Full of brothers, but also we've got a great selection of tea towels." Amazing.

And I thought college movies were cringe, but this takes it to a whole new level

Genius advertising lad

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

I love brand deals. People love wanking.

@breadlatte1724

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaack Makes sense fella, secure that bag

@ellabrown4248

4 жыл бұрын

@Kieran Marsh it's not on your channel?

Hoping the shirts come soon aswell, can’t wait

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

They will all be posted within 5 days! So please give up to a week for arrival mate!

@ExpressedSnake

4 жыл бұрын

JaackMaate Thank you, sounds class

Funny how quick "the president" closed his door behind him. I wonder what he was doing there 😅

Love how Jack couldn't steal Bo Burnham's joke, so just inserts it. Credit where credit's due, credible guy, is Jack. Great video, and really enjoyable, really surprised with the lack of views on it. I'm sure everyone's too busy suddenly being outside now that we're on lockdown *sigh*

If you like Jack, go over to his podcast, The Happy Hour Podcast ♥️♥️♥️

@km7794

4 жыл бұрын

Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

You can tell he made this video after the room 201 podcast because he basically had no intro in this video. Edit: Instagram gang

They’re living it up until they graduate and get their jobs at enterprise rent-a-car

@neilgeckle6061

4 жыл бұрын

alexizdabestPSN You’d think but actually frats have ridiculously corrupt connections throughout financial institutions in america. Your dad was in a frat in the 70s? You got yourself an automatic job in his fortune 500 business. Unfortunately..

Theres gotta be a frat just called “Alpha” where the true Chads reside

Happy Hour Podcast is proper class mate, I love listening whilst chowing down some honeycomb on the Brie.

@KatelynnE1995

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Marsh shows you have no videos?!

She’s basically the house bike, everyone has a go.

@gregshearer423

4 жыл бұрын

DrumtotheBass Woop there no basically about it 😂😂😂

10:05-"...sigma new atama zoo" Me: *and a bippity boppity boo*

So it’s all just basically sugar coating the fact that’s it’s just one massive yeehaw gang bang 😂

Nobody: Jaack: I've got a lot of time on my hands (quickly pulls out a Corona bottle)

This is the video Cody Ko and Noel Miller reacted to at their live show hahaha

The editing at 9:33 killed me 😂

I’m so glad that I’m Mexican America and never really had to experience Caucasian American culture.(ps. My family use a kettle, mainly for cinnamon tea)

@canunlu1879

4 жыл бұрын

Well Mexicans actually have culture, an interesting culture at that, Caucasians in America lost their sense of identity

@lovesouthfrance

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sooo glad I was not a Mexican girl in my high school!

@jamiemohan2049

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, a lot of 'mexican' culture is .....European culture too. But very different then white America.

@arnoldrivas4590

2 жыл бұрын

As a Salvadoran American I agree with you.

Why does Matt loo like he’s 29 from Surrey and he’s single

@scottlove8356

4 жыл бұрын

Stella in his hand

@UKStudiosNE

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottlove8356 deffo mate

Loving the videos lately, especially the happy hour podcast.

It makes me so happy to see you back in that positive mental headspace, what an absolute genuine lad, I will always support you ❤️

Are these frat things just like all boy boarding schools that Americans try to make sound cool?

@neilgeckle6061

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Dixon Hm no they are essentially clubs within large universities

@moosenman

3 жыл бұрын

Nah they’re just clubs basically.

Happy hour is getting me through my self-isolation 😭 and now I get extra content, BLESS

Why haven't you critically evaluated Jake Pauls amazing educational tool yet, yours sincerely, your whole audience x

@angel-us7hv

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Eaton yesss i need to see jake get rinsed by him

@jacobarmstrong5308

4 жыл бұрын

kinda old at this point mate

These are the JaackMaate videos I live for. Just want I needed during this isolation period!

Loved the cameo from Leon Lush!! Great video, Jack! Looking forward to your upcoming videos!

this video is class, actually laughed out loud, can't wait for everything you do!

Jack: “Sponsored by raid shadow le-” Me: the most ambitious RPG crossover

That bo burnham addition😂 class video jack. Didn’t come in my subscription box so it took me a while.

Why does President Matt look like Justin Timberlake

Can't wait to watch as always! My life revolves around your channel and the HAPPY HOUR PODCAST😏

Good. You weren't lying when you said you were dropping 2 videos this week

@kaistoner2931

4 жыл бұрын

Makes a change

These guys feel like they’ve got something to prove.

One of the best videos I’ve seen this year

The happy hour podcast is keeping me going during this outbreak. Making self isolation that little bit easier 😊

loving the happy hour podcast recently jack x

Liked the video as soon as he pulled out the Corona beer, absolutely hilarious! Always enjoy the content.

So grateful for this video Jaack. We all really need a laugh right now with current events, and this made me crack up 🤣🤣 Huge fan of your reaction videos (Rank Bank is amazing!), so would love to see more of these. Excited to see all your new content, and hopefully we can all continue to laugh during self isolation.

thank god ur back had nout watch during isolation other than happy hour 😭

That's the first ad on a video I've watched the whole way through. Bloody brilliant!

Plz give us a part 2 of this🙏

Really enjoy the Happy Hour Podcast!

Hi Jack, watched the stream and a massive watcher of the happy hour podcast ;). but in all seriousness I atually do listen to it religiously, it is legit the best. would love a t shirt. cheers mate

Great video, one of the funniest yet kept rewinding just to watch you say ‘hold on whos that’ haha

Nearly cried with laughter at the lad holding the door open and then the extra push to keep it from shutting as he went back inside. It’s the small weird things that You draw attention to I like the most about the videos jack 👍🏻

The music makes it sound like they’re *”trapping out the bando”* in reality they’re *”doing homework in the common room”* 😂

Set my alarm, hope im first 100, love the Happy Hour Podcast, really helping me during this time!

We need more of this!!!

nothing but your razor sharp wit and you have me laughing the entire time! PS love Bo's little cameo there haha

14:14 can we appreciate that subtle humour

I know im not the only one who pulled a funny face when i saw this WASNT in the shed

This has been a great distraction from everything going on right now... funniest video in a while Jack 😂👏🏻

Thank you jack for this video. Was nice to have a laugh/ distraction from these dark times

That’s the intro to prison break had me dead 😂

Omg I have never seen so many Chads in one sitting in my life.

so happy the old school vids are back, can't wait for the next one!

is crazy i started watching you and leon at the same time. you actually did the matchup. that was a long time ago

Quality vid mate, stay safe and hope everyone’s self isolating 👍🏽