I’m back you lot! My mental health issues have hit hard the past 2 months. I’ve been crippled with OCD. A byproduct of this is horrendous self-doubt, so when I see you all commented, I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, it’s fucking lovely. YOU STILL CARE WTF?!

@harryconnell6814

4 жыл бұрын

of course we care your beautiful son of a bitch, stay strong mate we’re all here for you x

@e.m.2230

4 жыл бұрын

JaackMaate We all love you, take care of yourself! 💜

@will.42069

4 жыл бұрын

Great video jack took a while though 🤔

@dsk1359

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we do, you're the funniest guy on KZread mate ❤

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck... almost forgot... honeycomb on the brie

Us normal people: put a star on the tree Tories: honeycomb on the Brie

@ABirdi

4 жыл бұрын

Alfie: But I am not a Tory

@bakabaka974

4 жыл бұрын

*Roses are red* *Put a star on the tree* *Alfie deyes is a torie* *Honeycomb on the brie*

@pointless5641

4 жыл бұрын

XXXXXDDDDDDD

Honeycomb on the brie is just the Tory version of beans and burgers

@matti0144

3 жыл бұрын

MrHellomattie ha

@oscar6890

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I will never tire of watching jack take the piss out of Alfie again and again lmfao

@smileyparto

4 жыл бұрын

👏🏻

2019: Beans and Burgers 2020: Honeycomb on the Brie

@danhoweson6732

4 жыл бұрын

and now its been made merch

@rienne2428

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like the comment but I saw it had 666 likes and I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Alfie: I'm not a Tory Also Alfie: HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE

@Adam-qx2lt

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Farmer-Webb what is a tory?

@thereaper7150

4 жыл бұрын

Adam 01 a conservative i think

@jackdavidson4775

4 жыл бұрын

Adam 01 a nonce who wants the U.K. to get fucked over and they won the election so we are fucked

@5uper5kill3rz

4 жыл бұрын

Adam 01 there’s two types of Tory, the upper middle class who think they’re superior to everyone else and really stupid northerners

@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-

4 жыл бұрын

yea food is defo a good indicator of political stance *rolls eyes* twat

I've never heard of Morgz before and to be honest with you, I never want to see him and his family again. What an annoying human being.

@sophiasmith6111

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@dowhatmakesyouhappiest198

4 жыл бұрын

that must have been a shit way to end 2019 for you XD

@ashtondownes3318

4 жыл бұрын

you’re really not missing out

@ellajenkinson4704

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

@MizziProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I’m crying. At this point his family look like they’re being held at gunpoint and forced to act while awaiting (hoping for) death.

Alfie: I’m not a Tory Also Alfie: *pays people to come over and make him breakfast* Also Also Alfie: “aRe We iN tEsCo”

@kiambo1601

4 жыл бұрын

*Teschcho*

@ASLUHLUHCE

4 жыл бұрын

That was sponsored

@jimzimmer2048

3 жыл бұрын

We’re not all rich

@louise5353

3 жыл бұрын

aw you really do like to complain don't you 🤡

@ferideeryilmazz

3 жыл бұрын

What does Tory means

Why was his dad locked in the back garden 😂

@joewhite4456

4 жыл бұрын

Just sat on the bench staring into nothingness.

@paigeveronique4769

4 жыл бұрын

Joe White 😂😂😩

@pinkphoenixvids

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@InvaderTan1

4 жыл бұрын

@@joewhite4456 Probably wondering where he went wrong with his son XD

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

@@InvaderTan1 😂

He’s baaaaaack *honeycomb on the brie*

@jimjim506

4 жыл бұрын

Oiiiiiiiii

@bakabaka974

4 жыл бұрын

‘ ‘ ‘~_*Honeycomb on the Brie!*_~’ ‘ ‘ *OOOIIII*

@kiambo1601

4 жыл бұрын

Honeycomb on the brie Oiiii

The thing with Jack is he doesn’t upload that often but when he does it’s an absolute banger of a video Keep up the good work, glad you are feeling better ❤️❤️❤️

@ella-graceryall1587

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyy he liked it! Star struck.

I'm so glad Joe sugg is more successful still than Alfie and zoe have been for the last 3 years

@csgo9298

4 жыл бұрын

I hate all three of them

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

@@rhiannawalker217 I didn't say I was mate

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

@@rhiannawalker217 because I idolise him-

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

@@rhiannawalker217 literally nobody believes it, stop acting like an idiot mate.

Not a soul: Jill Hudson: GUKKI

*"I may be $100 dollars down but I'm aiming for Gooky..."* Alright Jill, easy on the slurs eh?

@4oggie

4 жыл бұрын

Fih Hih right, well, u didn’t. Did u?

@pyrrhichos

4 жыл бұрын

omfg shsksksj

I think he was saying "R we in Tesco" to emphasise that he wasn't in Waitrose

@Kcc8256

4 жыл бұрын

Tom E I don’t know why everyone thinks he went to Waitrose for the reduced stuff when it was Tesco which is a average food store.

alfie: “i am not a Tory” alfie: *complains about having to use tap water in his living off £1 a day video*

Why does Morgz always say dollar instead of pound

@raymondharrington4507

4 жыл бұрын

gets paid in dollars

@kaylamram

4 жыл бұрын

Idk

@iamscaredofbread4357

4 жыл бұрын

aimed towards kids and I assume more British kids know dollars more than American kids know pounds. I could be wrong tho

@raymondharrington4507

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamscaredofbread4357 no its cuz he gets paid in dollars

@iamscaredofbread4357

4 жыл бұрын

@@raymondharrington4507 ok

Alfie Deyes is more Tory than Boris Johnson!

@josh44026

4 жыл бұрын

He is more posh

@chickenfoot2423

4 жыл бұрын

i mean w h a t

honey comb on the brie in a terrifying, breathy, tory, tone: ooooooiiiiiihhhh

@elliefoster9432

4 жыл бұрын

Eleanor Humphries fuck off with that Tory shit you can be common af and vote for em

@massivegoose549

4 жыл бұрын

ellie foster ok Tory

@preeti2825

4 жыл бұрын

@@elliefoster9432 ok sad chavvy slag that lives in a council estate x

@elliefoster9432

4 жыл бұрын

sHaDiLy sHoOk says the one that votes labour x

@preeti2825

4 жыл бұрын

ellie foster I don’t vote labour x

Why was Alfie’s dad locked outside 😫😭😂

so we’re all just gonna ignore that jill pronounces it “gookie”

@darraghandthesurfbenders1058

4 жыл бұрын

cause its a pisstak

@kiambo1601

4 жыл бұрын

I want some *gookie* clothes for my birthday

@duncanlucy2

4 жыл бұрын

Just saying it's a joke

@craigdinho9268

3 жыл бұрын

It was a joke..

@iLitAfuseiCantStop

3 жыл бұрын

I was reading your comment the moment she said that 😂

Putting negativity aside??? Am I on the right channel?.... *waits 1 minute* There we are.

@romelnegut2005

4 жыл бұрын

So true.

@jamiekirk2955

4 жыл бұрын

not even that, like 20 seconds 😂

@atomsmasher703

4 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

Nobody: Alfie: ThERe iS HoNEyCOmb On ThE BriE

@elizasiddall2330

4 жыл бұрын

FaZe WoofCat oooooihhh

Shop: *is called Poundland* Morgz a BRITISH RESIDENT AND OF BRITISH DECENT: DoLlAr StOrE

Northerners: BEANS N BURGERS Southerners: Honeycomb on the brie

alfie: honeycomb on the brie *beard comb has left the chat*

No one: Jack: hOneY coMb oN tHe BrIE

@Mage0pure

4 жыл бұрын

Oiiiiiiiii

Honeycomb on the brie killed me. I had flash backs of when the tory family in front of me once exclaimed "we forgot the quiche!" whilst going to the beach for a picnic

13:08 Me: Recognises trolley comes from Tesco in the background Alfie: Didn’t even notice the big red Tesco sign outside the shop (Then again the word Tesco isn’t really in a Tory’s vocabulary)

@frosty_teacup

4 жыл бұрын

His mouth autocorrects Tesco to Waitrose

@jimzimmer2048

3 жыл бұрын

Frosty Teacup I’m not rich I only make low 6 digits

“Are we in Tesco?” 🤦‍♀️WTH😂😂

@jessicastark4811

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me laugh they have the name Tesco on the trolley.

@meg5323

4 жыл бұрын

If it ain't Waitrose, it's not worth remembering 😂

@annaanne5031

4 жыл бұрын

Ok this is so random and you probably wont care AT ALL. But tesco was made my a man and his wife, they put there names together. Im not sure about the mans name but they took Co from his name and Tes from his wife Tessas name. Cute, right? Just a fun fact.

@estellar227

4 жыл бұрын

anna anne that is so cute. I never knew that😊

@lez3483

4 жыл бұрын

@@annaanne5031 no... The man was called Cohen, that was his surname and then he took the initials of his suppliers name (a guy who sold tea) to get the tes part 😂😂

Nobody: Alfie: "HoNeYcOmB oN tHe BrIe"

Alfie saying what supermarket are we in is a pisstake I can tell what shop I'm in by looking at the print of the lino flooring FFS

On the first day of Christmas, a Tory gave to me... a piece of HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE

@lauraburston4222

4 жыл бұрын

Emma Langmaid underrated comment

@victoriajane8486

4 жыл бұрын

You should market that 👌

If “Martin in the back with a semi” isn’t on a T-shirt at some point in the future we have a failed.

@kiambo1601

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna see those Jillie's back with a special side of Martins beans & burgers Needs to be one aswell or something like: Martins special beans & burgers

The reason the to-do list was so long coz the whole thing was Hit the nail Pass the hammer Receive the hammer Over and over again

@bangitybangbabang

3 жыл бұрын

I still don't understand what they were trying to accomplish, I fear it may haunt me forever.

Was his dad on time out or something😂

jack: let’s be positive :) also jack: *tHaT wOulD bE fUcKinG bOriNg*

It's sad to see that somebody that is so naturally talented can have so much self doubt, I know there's nothing anybody can say that will really convince you but just know, you make a lot of people happy. Wishing you a very happy Xmas, all the best for 2020 xx

Anyone : nothing Alfie : *locks dad in garden*

I cannot believe that Alfie Deyes still being relevent in 2019.

@meganmorrow6848

4 жыл бұрын

He’s just not though

@mcuniboob5751

4 жыл бұрын

his most watched video in the last year has literally only got 888k views, my most watched video has almost 4k views and i have 12 subs, Alfie has WAAAAY more than that, but a much lower sub to view ratio, and I'm irrelevant as fuck sorry if this just sounded like me flexing, it wasn't, it was just me making a comparison to a smaller channel, which just so happened to be myself

@TypicalZain

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭

@jimjim506

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcuniboob5751 subbed to you purely for this comment.

@romyelise2318

4 жыл бұрын

Still trying to be relevant*

everyone: Elf on the Shelf Alfie and his Tory friends: Honeycomb on the Brie

Please release a tee shirt with "Honeycombe on the Brie" on it. I'd buy 10.

@Thegoodwitch333

4 жыл бұрын

Jenna Craig you’re getting your wish 😂

Mate, I genuinely look forward to seeing you’re videos when they pop up, and I can imagine I’m speaking on behalf of all your viewers. We always want to see you. You’ve never lost your touch, in fact you’ve gotten better. So please don’t doubt yourself, because we will support you in any crisis you have, and always look forward to your videos.

I can’t believe he didn’t know that he was in Tesco that’s so bad.

@ethanbutler7866

4 жыл бұрын

He's probably used to Tory shops like Waitrose.

@rubym5173

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Butler and marks and spencer’s

@frosty_teacup

4 жыл бұрын

@@leonb5293 what about the co-op?

@Kcc8256

4 жыл бұрын

He said he was in tesco 😂

@amyy2403

4 жыл бұрын

he’s an absolute twat i couldn’t believe it, like how do you not know the fucking shop you walked into?!

No one: Jill: I’m aiming for Gooci

@cristyronaldosewi

4 жыл бұрын

RJ Becca We all love a bit of Gookey

Why are they saying dollar instead of Poundland??

@thedoomguy6539

4 жыл бұрын

Grace Palmer Not if they’re entering a store called ‘Poundland’

@divinee4330

4 жыл бұрын

Beth - Probs to suit their American fans. They’re sellouts.

Big gill: oh no i landed on poundland Morgz: Trip to dollar store

Jack - forgot to mention the fact his dad was LOCKED outside sitting on a bench in the rain

@ct8369

3 жыл бұрын

Yep you watched the video well done

no one: alfie: Honeycomb on the brie

@economomc8916

4 жыл бұрын

Em Frances *beard comb on the brie

@MRticehurst10

4 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: Alfie when he sees Honeycombe on the Brie: OoOoiiii

your face when they was hammering the tree😭 i was screaming🤣🤣 this video was amazing just life all of them keep up the good work😌

Martin: still got a semi Alfie: Honeycomb on the Brie ooooiiiii

Why is no one talking about how Jill says Gucci😂😂

@DarkAngel71180

4 жыл бұрын

Tara_Ella cuz a lot of people say it like that, Gucci did an ad campaign for one of their collections where they spelled it 'Guccy' just for that collection, so people started pronouncing it the way Jill does in the video.

@rosvokisu

4 жыл бұрын

GUKKI

@JR-xy6br

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@cithrichdidntwakeup3812

4 жыл бұрын

Why does it matter? She says it normally

@ramaeo1264

4 жыл бұрын

Gookie

Alfie: Living on a pound for a day Also alfie: Honeycomb on the brie Also jack love your videos cause your so funny and your honest and youtube lacks those two elements

Honeycomb on the Brie Gees how many advent calendars did they sell to afford that?

Jaack, glad you’re uploading again! You’ve got to take time off for yourself, but this was hilarious!! And, I finally watched the True Geordie Christmas podcast & loved it!! Hope you & Fiona had an awesome Christmas holiday, mate!!

Thing is Alfie isn't even posh, he's just rich. Sums up all the gear and no idea

@frosty_teacup

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the difference between people from old money and new money is mad and comparing them makes new money people seem like a joke

Alfie: i'm not a tory Everyone else: 🤔

im so glad u dont post often because u post such gold when u do it makes it worth wait glad ur feeling better though

I burst into tears when Alfie stopped and said "are we in Tesco?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@danielleforder

Жыл бұрын

Jack reaction is amazing 🤣

“I don’t drink mulled wine” “I’m not a Tory” xD

@Emmanuel-bq8yp

4 жыл бұрын

corbyn over boris but they're both clowns just boris is a massive lying racist clown

@JohnnyTurnerMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh i feast on the tears of the socialist lefties after the election!

@wizardsSleeve488

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyTurnerMusic you say that as if it benefits you. How does voting for Boris benefit your life?

@tom.b4461

4 жыл бұрын

@@wizardsSleeve488 It could for all you know.

@joegilbert3149

4 жыл бұрын

@@wizardsSleeve488 When has a socialist government even been successfully seriously this country would be bankrupt if Corbyn and Diana Abbot would be in change how can you take that shit serious 😂😂

‘I’m not actually a big fan of mulled wine... ‘cause I didn’t vote Tory’ THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

Ngl you reminded me of Keith lemon when you were doing morgz’ accent and now I can’t unsee it

“everyone’s completed the chubby bunny challenge” 😭😭😭

“I don’t really like mulled wine, because i didn’t vote tory”

@countryboy3589

4 жыл бұрын

Obsessed w/ ur profile pic. Claudia winkleman is too iconic for this world and that’s def my fav pic of her lmao

Bald Martin: Beans an burger OR Alfie: Honeycomb on the brie

Honestly your videos make me laugh for days. Thankyou💖

Would really appreciate another one of these rn

*jacks impression of alfie’s dad sounds like the narrator of “come dine with me”.*

@spaceonion4126

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Big Brother ? Swear come dine with me guy is southern

@ella5314

4 жыл бұрын

i hear that too

There is nothing is worse in this world than Alfie Deyes. Merry Christmas

@jessiedoherty1186

4 жыл бұрын

Chantelle Stevenson morgz

@MurrayHerts

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Morgz is way worse, at least Alfie is quiet

@chantellestevenson8114

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Morgz videos are over the top and crazy voices to entertain younger audience tho... doesn’t seem authentic. So I’m a way, doesnt that make Alfie worse? Because Alfie doesn’t know that he’s a posh, ignorant torie who has honneycomb on his brie haha

@MurrayHerts

4 жыл бұрын

Morgz couldn't be any less authentic, his mum sounds 100% scripted in everything she says, it's bizarre

@baokachi9767

4 жыл бұрын

Except for you..

Nice to see you back Jack!! Absolutley howling and this video! BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

Thank you for keeping me sane during lockdown with your videos ☺️

you’re genuinely hilarious mate i love u 😭😭✋

@kgirl1707

4 жыл бұрын

also i just saw ur tweet, my fave pizza is pepperoni pizza heheh

@ell9910

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't he my dad loves these vids too lol

@connorthompson7683

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshualambert954 stfu

@krissybee123

4 жыл бұрын

@@ell9910 The lack of punctuation really confused me at first and I had to reread the sentence to understand what you were trying to say lmao.

Broke: Beans and burgers Woke: Honeycomb on the brie

been bed bound with my depression for the past 3 days for the first time in years and this video was the first thing to make me smile and laugh, thank u xx

I’m on an absolute binge watch of your videos, and I actually can’t stop laughing, such good content. Thankyou so much

Twas the week before Christmas and not a creature was stirring But then Alfie awoke as zoes kitty she was purring. He hopped out of bed with a spring and a skip He couldn't wait to go to Tesco on his Christmas shopping trip Zoe it's christmas he managed to say He had no worries about only spending £1 that day. Let's all sing and dance as we put up the tree Hold on, what's that. Honeycomb on the brie??

@robinbeaven6050

4 жыл бұрын

Love it!

@alexemily5945

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Lewis thats fuckin brilliant 😂😂

@niamhw9208

4 жыл бұрын

Pulitzer Prize winning quality that is

@dhensnjshehenehhehehs4725

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Lewis amazing

@connairestubbs3496

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

No one in Tesco : Alfie inside tesco: are we in Tesco ?

Hope you’re doing alright Jack, absolutely love your content, and have done for a while! Take your time, take it easy and have a lovely holiday. Hope you’ve had a wonderful Christmas mate x

Mate just wanted to say you're one of the funniest guys putting videos out on youtube, its basically like sitting with your mates ripping it out of each other but its other cringy youtubers you're taking the mick out of 🤣 Keep it up dude and happy new year! 👍👍

"I dont drink mulled wine, I didn't vote tory" what a classic thank you

“I’m not a big fan of mulled wine because I didn’t vote Tory” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 LOL

@Bluetoffee1993

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha political jokes Hahaha haha

“Oh yes I voted Tory so I’d bloody love some green mush” 😂😂

Best youtuber going, only one where I watch every video throughout every time you upload. Love your videos with Fiona too! X

the Tory joke hit me i’ve been trying to forget that i could’ve had free uni

@ThatguyMatt19

4 жыл бұрын

In some socialist parellel universe yes maybe , in the real world no

@SpaceDementia_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatguyMatt19 All those 'parallel universe' european countries eh

@ThatguyMatt19

4 жыл бұрын

Why dont you move to one of those countries then?

@SpaceDementia_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatguyMatt19 haha are you a kid?

@ThatguyMatt19

4 жыл бұрын

Walking down the noncey road right now

Last time I was this early Jack still had a jaw.

2020 but still: HoNEycOMb On THe BrIE

I could sit and watch you just talking about Alfie all day

*The real North/South divide:* Northerners - Beans and burgers Southerners - Honeycomb on the brie

Can we petition to get Jack and Alfie in a room together please?

I've never laughed so much in my life thank you jack

Led in bed Christmas Day ( I’m 61 , I’m allowed ) and lmaooooo. U remind me of Ricky gervais Jaack. Your brilliant. Happy Christmas Maate x

Alfie looks like he has capital gums and lowercase teeth 😂

@toffiet3347

4 жыл бұрын

Ik I'm late but this is the best thing I've ever read

@heathery1

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, this video is a gem every time I watch it, but this comment is fucking gold ⭐

@SH-ys5bg

3 жыл бұрын

I'm late to the party but your comment is gold 😂

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jack: HoNEycoMB oN ThE BriE

i can’t watch this on the train. i’m gonna cry laugh

Just about managing to catch up with youtube and I have to say I’ve been feeling a bit down lately but this has proper cheered me up

when i heard “is this tesco” i just thought of that video *the ghetto OH the ghetto*

Alfie’s voice just goes straight through me. Took all my strength to sit through that second half of the video.

@sophiasmith6111

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed - but do you really think he’s more annoying then morgz????

@GreaseMonkeyNath17

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@awfulwoman

4 жыл бұрын

He speaks like he’s wearing someone else’s teeth, and everything he says is vapid, brainless and aimless. I feel ya

@DreamOfGenie

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly he’s so gormless. He desperately needs some elocution lessons so it sounds like he actually cares when he speaks.

I absolutely love this guy his videos always make me laugh.

Crying this New Years, but then I remembered Jack existed and decided to eat dry shampoo next year. Cheers for that Jack. Have a good year.

Alfie: I’m not a Tory Also Alfie: Zoe get some honey comb on the Brie