Croc: I picked the wrong place to crack a "Yo mama is so fat" joke

@aymaanreza4152

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ben.jah_

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shannonsutherland2450

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@flowerofash4439

3 жыл бұрын

"and it turn out they are all fat"

@stanfordporter685

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying laughing 😂😂😂

"It's just a prank bro." - Crocodile

@Rama-eh9xr

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mohdfikry9436

5 жыл бұрын

"I don't think so" - Hippo

@momoshikiotsutsuki4795

5 жыл бұрын

LMJustice_541 the cameras up there see it’s a prank the croc said

@natureneutral6108

5 жыл бұрын

no joke in this area

@white5mage

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

It’s actually really impressive that this crocodile was able to tank all those Hippos attack, which are among the strongest and heaviest land animals in the world.

@hyena234thekids7

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s cause 1.crocs have tough skin And 2.it’s cause the Hippos wanted him out of the pool,not him dead.if the hippos wanted him dead,they would’ve snapped his neck

@julienfoussereau937

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyena234thekids7 trust me Hippos wouldn’t care killing the crock and probably tried to do so. At least they didn’t go easy on him

@ronsall7901

2 жыл бұрын

If Hippo wanted to kill then Croc had no chance to escape.

@lupusmalum6103

2 жыл бұрын

@Marcus Decimus Meridius highly doubt that. I'm willing to bet that thing died soon after. Internal damage through and through.

@dinodare1605

2 жыл бұрын

Hippos kill crocodiles all of the time. They aren't crush-proof, and even if they were, hippos are strong.

If you ever wonder way baby hippos are always nudging around 20 foot crocs, messing with their tails while there mom is 30 feet away asleep and the crocs never mess with them, this is why.

@w.dieterich7077

3 жыл бұрын

but the crocodile survived, think of this situation reversed.

@ozzy9571

3 жыл бұрын

@@w.dieterich7077 It survived cause the Hippos threw it out, no intentions on tryna kill it. Meanwhile, there was also another video where a hippo entered crocodile territory and legit messed around and the crocodiles didn’t do anything.

@dominickvasquez7625

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't gustave 20 foot and hippos were scared of him

@Nice-dc3ru

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominickvasquez7625 he was 27 ft

@dominickvasquez7625

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nice-dc3ru you sure?

Croc Wife: So how was your day... Croc: I don't want to talk about it

@atm2959

3 жыл бұрын

Well you see, I got into a hippo infested pond, and I made it out *alive* . Don't you feel proud honey?

@nomer1581

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vivienneduong6541

3 жыл бұрын

That croc is me during my thanksgiving dinner at the in laws.

@Dearest_Kenyetta

3 жыл бұрын

Ppphhhaaaaa kmsl.... Got HANDLED!

@soyunbanano166

3 жыл бұрын

Love how you copied the comment from the Kangaroo punch in the face video!

Crocodile: "Why do I hear combat music?" Hippos: "Never should have come here"

@LuthandoDlomo

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 i read that comment in skyrim voice

@kimmitchell1692

3 жыл бұрын

Now they see what it feels like

@yaburu

3 жыл бұрын

"You picked a bad time to get lost friend!"

@kimmitchell1692

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaburu yeah

@ardbeg4mercy247

3 жыл бұрын

Kill it! Kill the beast!

Crocodile (To his friends, afterwards): "That's the last time I ever play "Truth or Dare" with you guys."

@MrSir-vv5xp

2 жыл бұрын

"but it was so funny though! Some human over there even recorded it! I'm not kidding! You're gonna be famous Robert, FAMOUS!"

@thatoneperson3704

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSir-vv5xp 🤣🤣😂😂

I'm sure that croc is traumatized to this day. He don't wanna see a hippo ever again...in water or land. His whole life flashed before his eyes 😆

@weluvyoukg

3 жыл бұрын

ion even think he saw another day💀

@unbroken96

3 жыл бұрын

@@weluvyoukg I don't even think he saw sunset😁😂

@YamiSamslayin

2 жыл бұрын

He survived the attack

@montyi8

Жыл бұрын

Croc is a survivor

@caesarjackson8230

Жыл бұрын

@@weluvyoukg He did. Hippos have weak bites compared to crocodiles.

Croc: Trying to tap out furiously. Hippos: We’ll tell you when you’re done son.

@darkhound_inc

3 жыл бұрын

*I didn't hear no bell!*

@CeeDoubleU

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhound_inc South Park?

@darkhound_inc

3 жыл бұрын

@@CeeDoubleU you got it

@CeeDoubleU

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhound_inc great show

@plug2play721

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Now the croc knows how the wildebeest feels.

@lonajgamer5353

3 жыл бұрын

Not the same croc

@brndonl3326

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonajgamer5353 But same species 😁

@cellismyfavoritedbzvillane1068

2 жыл бұрын

Now He Feels Wildbeast ,Zebra , Deer Pain

@brainsandbraun7834

2 жыл бұрын

@@cellismyfavoritedbzvillane1068 now you feel animal pain

@libconservative3481

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonajgamer5353 you don't know that..

Why we left him alive? "Its not about Food, Its about teaching a Lesson"

@MaRgEd.ZamaSU

2 жыл бұрын

Another hippo: grrrr what about the revenge for kavin?

@jordanetherington1922

2 жыл бұрын

So it'll tell the others

@allualex2606

2 жыл бұрын

Hippos dont eat meat.

@caesarjackson8230

2 жыл бұрын

Because theyre too weak to kill a crocodile by biting

@jgdooley2003

Жыл бұрын

Remember me! I'm the one who did this to you!

This is one of those things you could never even think of until you see it on KZread

@onedayatatime1494

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

Everyone gangsta till you’re surrounded by 48 hippos.

@35327290

3 жыл бұрын

I also don't think that the crock would have 70% chance winning a single Hippo

@Ytremz

3 жыл бұрын

@@35327290 A Crocodile has almost no chance of beating a full grown hippo

@35327290

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ytremz just like I thought. A hippo has stronger teeth and amazing speed

@CeeDoubleU

3 жыл бұрын

@@35327290 a fully grown hippo can break a crocodile in half with a single bite

@BEATSofDevil

3 жыл бұрын

@@35327290 even a baby hippo sees a croc as a plaything

Croc: “Jesus! Where’s the exit??”

@somahbrowne134

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💀

@paperclip6711

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@Our_UnStoppableKing

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny 🤣🤣🤣😂! The postings under this video is killing me😅.. poor croc 🙏🏼🚪🐊

@ticalove7898

3 жыл бұрын

😜😂😂😂😂👀 mhuh

@imdifferent2113

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅🤣🤣👍🏾 I'm so glad you commented .

I am sure this had made croc humble and closer to God.

@leviscott3375

2 жыл бұрын

WTF LMAO 🤣

@greenplumboi

2 жыл бұрын

The Croc god

@ultima579

2 жыл бұрын

Haha this killed me

@sophiemarie6585

2 жыл бұрын

extremely underrated comment

@Chillllllllllllllllllllllll

2 жыл бұрын

Crocodile bible

I love how these group of hippos stick strongly together cause right after the hippos on the outskirts of the herd pushed the croc outside, you have all the hippos in the middle trampling over eachother threw the crocs path to make sure he was fully out. That's some real good friendship right there.

When your the only person wearing Crocs at the pool

@youngnumb558

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ohcamnam9383

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@wackle3503

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@lablyaspiras6966

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@erik_caves

3 жыл бұрын

Gold

He got carried out the club like “not tonight fam” 😂😂

@dezinan4141

3 жыл бұрын

You got sneakers on go away

@TheIceMurder2

3 жыл бұрын

Thrown out the club lmao.

@vxy357

3 жыл бұрын

Just like that scene from "Malubu's Most Wanted" when Jamie Kennedy's character got into a rap battle and said the N-Word out loud in front of the crowd.

The fact the croc survived just speaks for how badass theese things are there are countless stories of crocs surviving multiple gunshots to the head they were here for millions of years preyed on dinosaurs and survived multiple mass exstinctions And they are adorable and i want one

@antimatteranon

Жыл бұрын

not radiation.

@VashtheStampede007

27 күн бұрын

Hippos kill crocs all the time

Hippos: "You picked the wrong lake fool.."

Hippo with croc in his jaw:- "I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body"

@kachebele_phiri

3 жыл бұрын

I actually read this in Bane's voice

@DragoonPaladin

3 жыл бұрын

Neither.

@rxafternight

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@LadyAppleJack27

3 жыл бұрын

Reversed but close enough

@FizysVibin

3 жыл бұрын

@@kachebele_phiri naw Batman

*When you open a bag of chips in class*

@arabia1980

4 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeromemonteiro8062

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@tameronica

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@wiw3619

3 жыл бұрын

Lol HHHHAHHA

@nanaquofi7158

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂

Thumbnail is funny lol I can hear the croc yelling " Nooooooooo "

You picked the wrong pond fool! - Big Hippsmoke.

I will never again say "I can't imagine a scenario where I could feel sorry for a crocodile."

@jenniferlarson6426

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. I don't feel one bit sorry for that crocodile. I wish they would have drowned it.

@jenniferlarson6426

3 жыл бұрын

@Requiem Shut up....half wit! Go swim with a croc.

@garytheastute5503

3 жыл бұрын

Seethe, cope, and dilate.

@user-mc6vi8yd7l

3 жыл бұрын

@Requiem never again will I ever agree on something with a weeb.

@augustthesummer

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even sorry, i hate alligator too much, it might be wrong but watching him get bullied satisfy me, oh lord

_You picked the wrong pool fool_

@JHS270694

5 жыл бұрын

Kumo Kumo ey ey ey ey ey, it's me croc! Chill chill!

@lefthanded5473

5 жыл бұрын

cringe

@stevenlobanov

5 жыл бұрын

Now get the strap!😡 Lol,😂

@BlackPanther008

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a GTA San Andreas reference?

@colbalt95

5 жыл бұрын

Black Panther 008 indeed it is

After that near death experience that crocodile has found jesus😂

Oh my word, THAT crocodile got a bit more than he'd bargained for, didn't he? I trust that was a well-learned lesson!

@lovebugsss

3 жыл бұрын

he didn’t learn anything he’s dead

@lovebugsss

3 жыл бұрын

oh nvm i watched the whole thing

@amhunter9619

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovebugsss Onlookers say that surprisingly the crocodile survived?! (It's in the clip.)

This is why crocodiles outlived all the dinosaurs. They're tanky af

@Alrokako

5 жыл бұрын

Even still one of those hippos could’ve split that croc in half he was very lucky

@writer7997

5 жыл бұрын

They clearly didn`t want to kill the crocodile, just threw it out of their territory. Hippos aren`t inherently cruel and they are known to like crocodiles. They only snap if you disturb their peace. Then they kill anything in radius, but still.

@DemonMaldito1

5 жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs were faked by farmers, they didn't exist.

@alinjo4421

5 жыл бұрын

Simon 'Two Questions' Randall crocs are still very durable

@DemonMaldito1

5 жыл бұрын

@@alinjo4421 no match to hippos, they don't even dare to attack a full sized bull and even a cow

croc boi fell for one of those “thicc girls in your area” ads

@lundatembo5507

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 😂😂😂

@marsclxn

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@jamalcarrillo

3 жыл бұрын

This !!!😂🤣

@JJs_playground

3 жыл бұрын

Bhaha

@michealktrevor

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Crock said to himself “ l’ll never do that again “!

Croc is the real hero: why? 1. He went in enemy territory 2. fought unlimited amount of hippos 3. Kept biting 4. Lived to tell the tale

When you fall in a bounce house and no one stops jumping

@furdosnurhussen3264

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@emilowkhatesyouu

3 жыл бұрын

@@furdosnurhussen3264 lol

@kevincervantes4245

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@emilowkhatesyouu

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevincervantes4245 XD

@emilowkhatesyouu

3 жыл бұрын

@Elias Boudinot Yes XDD

Crocodiles Family: Hey bro, lets play truth or dare The rest is history

@pinkafide3886

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@captainmarvelous1221

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong but funny 😂😂

@MonkeyDDeku-lk5ox

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂

@alexkorman1163

4 жыл бұрын

“I dare you to swim across the hippo lake.”

@edge6192

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣

When your GPS signal is confused, and tells you to make an illegal U-TURN😳😳😳😳😳😳

It was interesting how they roughed up the crocodile just to show him how strong they were, then one hippo gently carried him outside of their herd, and was like, "Take it easy buddy".

Looks like someone trying to get out of Walmart during a black Friday sale

@Primeghost_2

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bobjohnson1096

3 жыл бұрын

I am a vet of working two of those. Where is my medal? :P

@evanjanse4038

3 жыл бұрын

God bless, Jesus loves you

@theodoret4556

3 жыл бұрын

=NatGeo expressing that a Crocodile Walks :))

@marylem9277

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter is the best medicine, thanks for making my day, GOD BLESS You.

I don't think Moto Moto liked him

@reptilitronousprime9213

4 жыл бұрын

Because he wasn't big, he wasn't chunky, he wasn't round, he wasn't plumpy

@someonethatyouknow7604

4 жыл бұрын

@@reptilitronousprime9213 CHUNKEY

@choppariggsmusik2118

4 жыл бұрын

Hot Hot.

@terwinogatis9903

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, he was Mojo Mojo 😔

@thespookyvaginosisnut5984

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Ngl the crocodile must be very tough to survive being mauled by a herd of hippos

Croc: omaiigat i am taking the wrong bath rooms key for today

The parting message from the hippos, "go tell your friends!"

@maxkapasa2416

4 жыл бұрын

😄😃😊☺😁😆😋

@countcrocodile1115

4 жыл бұрын

@KGC Revolutionized it's sad so few people will get your comment 😔

@biasesports9586

4 жыл бұрын

@KGC Revolutionized Lolong would've gotten handled by the Bull hippo that ruled over that territory easily

@Oceansta

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@derickokongo8651

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Croc: I'm an ancient killing machine!! Hippos: That's cute. Now, get lost!

@lushawnyathomas7352

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

@stevebulota4687

3 жыл бұрын

Hippos: Yeah, so what's your point?

@jkaz7509

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂Yass to this 😂😂

@aminaahmed3160

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣now get lost funny

@user-yo9jg1tq1n

3 жыл бұрын

Good one 😁

I understand that hippos have the highest body count for humans in the entire animal kingdom… but the way they wiggle their ears… is just adorable…

"You picked the wrong pool, fool!"

The sad thing is the other crocs won’t believe his story

@surfingtothestars

3 жыл бұрын

Oh they will

@zzshopper9983

3 жыл бұрын

When he is old, he will tell the young crocs this story and they will roll their eyes. Ooookay...grandpa. :)

@salihgunaydn3885

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 that was good 👍

@O.A.Level.Mathematics

3 жыл бұрын

Good sense of humor 😉

Actual footage of me wandering into the girl's locker room.

@theepicone9995

3 жыл бұрын

wtf

@chedders6667

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh

@dma968

3 жыл бұрын

"wandering"

@sinnerssin1001

3 жыл бұрын

Lol cause there all hippos

@Milozzzz

3 жыл бұрын

lcyw20 nah he’s good

“Gregory! Help! Mr. Hippo learned Shadow Clone Jutsu!”

What a crazy little croc character I sure hope nothing bad happens to it 😳

When your girl tells you to meet at her house and all her brothers outside

@-alleycat-1778

5 жыл бұрын

If there weren't like 50 hippos and maybe 5 this comment would be funnier

@tharegular

5 жыл бұрын

@@-alleycat-1778 A Bathing Hippo

@mittenstherealest

4 жыл бұрын

@@-alleycat-1778 Obviously you ain't been in the hood.

@joshuagavile4775

4 жыл бұрын

Mittens you make it sound like that’s a bad thing. How many have?

@ruth5437

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the ture

Never walk into the hood alone.

@Ytremz

3 жыл бұрын

Never walk in rural areas alone

@tripjones5184

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo it's funny how privilege people associate animals to African Americans way of life.

@MrCommunityEditz

3 жыл бұрын

@@tripjones5184 Weirdos nothing else to it.

@zolo7111

3 жыл бұрын

@@tripjones5184 bro it’s a joke chill

@prestige515

3 жыл бұрын

@@tripjones5184 stfu kid

those hippos were like you better move it move it

Whenever I feel like I'm having a bad day, I come to this clip

This is the one and only time you will feel sorry for a croc

@sitterofgoats

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't

@vengeance86

4 жыл бұрын

I always feel sorry for the crocs

@udontknowmyname8714

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't

@robertnew4507

4 жыл бұрын

Not me. Was disappointed he didn't get ripped asunder

@SZUSEast1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol never

Yes, the crocodile survived - but he’ll never be the same.

@waffenwrapp62

3 жыл бұрын

hippos are killers. i really hope he made it. pretty sure it was an honest mistake .... Ha!

@lucdevincke2055

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe a little bit more flat?

@civilwildman

3 жыл бұрын

Probably with bite scars in its hide.

@Housee01

3 жыл бұрын

Doubt it. They bit its mouth off

@vancemccarthy2554

3 жыл бұрын

The victor has become the victim.

He still came out!! He didn't die!! He got a Testimony 😛😜🤪

Imagined crocs lived and evolved for million of years just to get nerfed by hippos.

Croc is like: "I knew I shoulda took that left turn at Albuquerque"

@andrewmiller5126

3 жыл бұрын

When did Bugs Bunny become a crocodile?

@andyjuarez3383

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewmiller5126 stfu

@andrewmiller5126

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyjuarez3383 That was uncalled for.

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewmiller5126 lmfao

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyjuarez3383 what's ur problem? It was funny

*when you start a fight with some guy and his whole squad pulls up*

@fanatic136

5 жыл бұрын

LaRusso 😂😂😂😂😂

@rodgermorrison9395

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lucerodj11

5 жыл бұрын

thats called cowardness

@mikeydurden

5 жыл бұрын

Denzel Lucero Nope. The loser is the solo one.

@alexmuriuki2151

5 жыл бұрын

Ja rule and 50cent beef

This is a prime example of being out numbered. And a prime example of one slithering their way out of a Jam. Most definitely. Lol.

Famous last words “I’ll just swim past this herd of hippos”

@nitaramk114

5 жыл бұрын

It survived

@connorradcliffe1769

5 жыл бұрын

@@nitaramk114 barely

@tronman32

5 жыл бұрын

If it your final last words how would you say "I just swim pass"

@16h46

5 жыл бұрын

Quality Commenter it survived

@EnclaviousFiraga

4 жыл бұрын

@@16h46 By the tip of its tail

Same thing happens when I bring a boy to a family gathering

@E-dotaway

6 жыл бұрын

You got kik?

@youngbuck8496

6 жыл бұрын

Big Ben racist much damn😂😭

@fartsniffer2722

6 жыл бұрын

Young Buck only for jokes 😂

@deonnelson9780

6 жыл бұрын

Big Ben ?

@williss11

6 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe your execution for introduction is done poorly? Bringing a guy you only known for a while to a family gathering might be a bit too high level...

Hippos are the most chill people, resting and enjoying life

Croc: Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. Aaaahhhhh ahhhhhhhh

I heard that the croc went vegan after this experience 🤷‍♂

@jacquelinevalencia6325

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Zelkael

3 жыл бұрын

Green Darner for all I know also if croc and hippo will fight in think 🤔 croc will be the underdog of the scene

@lvlmlvi9125

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@machutmiawungshi9998

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zelkael they're too big for the croc.

@pij6277

3 жыл бұрын

^ bigger , heavier and stronger..

Imagine the stories this croc will tell to the other crocs.

@tengkusulaiman

3 жыл бұрын

He will honestly tell the other crocs, all hippos were terrified of him. (True from certain point). Haha.

@ASR-Ansori

3 жыл бұрын

@@tengkusulaiman I mean they couldn't do jack to his tough armor and even bit one in the face so he wouldn't be wrong lol

@TheIceMurder2

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASR-Ansori They weren't trying to kill it just eject it from their territory.

@sahrn1783

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASR-Ansori Hippos have a more powerful bite then crocodiles. If they wanted, they could have killed easily

@reffa2858

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they were scared but I felt sorry for them so I left.

Hippos like to crush crocodiles in every video I saw.

Hippos are ruthless. I love it

When you playing capture the flag and your team is dead

@warbot2544

5 жыл бұрын

Mini militia?

@doobydagreat

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacobmojapelo2448

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Haha!

Croc: This isn’t where I parked my car...

@sheepshead17

3 жыл бұрын

...crocky doesn’t know

@devilgift5024

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@supersonicsid5930

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I should have put it in car park , dam this is a rough area .

@saltysergeant4284

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheepshead17 don't tell crocky, cause crocky doesn't know, crocky doesn't know!

@evanjanse4038

3 жыл бұрын

God bless, Jesus loves you

Those hippos ain't no joke🤣

It’s like that one video of the dude getting jumped and all you hear is “FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK!” 🤣🤣🤣

"Get lost croc" "I AM TRYING TO"

@Juice4o2

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RequiemPoete

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you dragging me back innnnn...?!

Croc: yo mama so fat her belt size is equator Hippo: FINISH HIM

@SuperMoxieGt69

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny

@deeptoot1453

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@derrik1878

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao crocs know a thing or 2 about belts

@faustinkarl6151

3 жыл бұрын

💀😂😂😂

@irishravr632

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Sounded like I was raiding a woodland mansion

Un verdadero Rockstar ese Coco.

“Hungry hungry hippos” just went next level!

@misterg2201

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aramfingal5180

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently not hungry enough since the croc got away

@saltysergeant4284

3 жыл бұрын

@@aramfingal5180 only if you're dumb enough to believe that. Never heard of hippos? About the lengths they'll go to kill stuff in their territory? They'll chase you on land, for a long ways, not just a little sprint's distance. It was in the water. It's dead.

@aramfingal5180

3 жыл бұрын

@@saltysergeant4284 The video said that witnesses saw it get away alive. Why would they lie?

@Mssinful75

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! I used to love that game! Showing my age for sure! LOL😂

All I hear is Hippo Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong pool, fool!"

@fredwalker6987

3 жыл бұрын

@C. C. That is a Croc.Aliigators don't live in Africa.

@AT-nx1sy

3 жыл бұрын

I pity the FOOL! 😂

@krimson4626

3 жыл бұрын

AYYYY Big Hippo Its me Croc CHILL CHILL

Those hippos were looking out for each other, for their Lil ones. I wish humans were more like this. They didn’t even kill the croc, animals kill to eat not just to kill.

@kylerknox5655

3 жыл бұрын

You must not watch many animal documentaries.Plenty of species kill for no reason.

@luxbayb9211

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylerknox5655 no I don’t watch animal documentaries

@sammyxv7020

3 жыл бұрын

@@luxbayb9211 ever heard of surplus killing? Or in the case of hippos killing something out of pure annoyance? Animals don’t always kill for food, or territory or even to defend themselves. They just kill cause they feel like it.

@tovarisch3039

3 жыл бұрын

you are a special kind of naive

@treeseeker5884

3 жыл бұрын

Dolphins orcas and cats kill outta fun

Crocodiles plus that music. I could only think of and old commercial " ohw ohw oh yeah "

Walmart, Black Friday 2017 security footage.

@hyenaman007

5 жыл бұрын

That'sWhatSheSaid I’m 💀💀💀💀

@user-xi7sj3xs2o

4 жыл бұрын

That'sWhatSheSaid LMAOOO

@isabellamarkea3865

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ROFL

@lilmizzije

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@davonbenson4361

4 жыл бұрын

That'sWhatSheSaid. Lol.

🐊 Wife: So, how was your day? 🐊: I don't wanna talk about it😬🤐

@palshah3509

3 жыл бұрын

You copied a comment.

@MasonStevensss

3 жыл бұрын

@@palshah3509 Shame on him

@Zoffee662

3 жыл бұрын

I don't see the original

@MasonStevensss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zoffee662 same

@inaciocossa9301

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍🏽

Wow! That hippo bit off the crocs snout!

But they were such good friends in Fantasia! This was a completely different type of dance. 🕺 💃

It's like that game, Hungry Hungry Hippos and that crocodile was the marble.

@francobarron6026

3 жыл бұрын

Miss that game

@horror7927

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I had that game in the early 90s

@imdifferent2113

3 жыл бұрын

😃 hey I remember that game👌🏾

Privileged politician meets working class.

@jimcotner2538

3 жыл бұрын

All D. C. .THROW 'EM IN

@Yobroz100

3 жыл бұрын

look at those crocodile tears 🤣

@banjo2012

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@marylem9277

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, this is a laughter forum. Although I must say a great response, regarding the hard working class people of this nation.

@sugarhoneybee2979

3 жыл бұрын

@@marylem9277 do you talk like this normally

Crocodile tears were genuine this time…

Hippos: You picked the wrong house fool

Now the Croc knows how it feels to be on the receiving end.

@andrewmiller5126

3 жыл бұрын

Not very pleasant is it?

@sadsworth4605

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you so harsh on crocs they are really evil killers or something :)

@christopherduffy1703

3 жыл бұрын

Please! That croc lived through that and then went hunted and chowed away on a zebra.

@eropatissier6706

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherduffy1703 what’s wrong with that? Should he starve to death because “killing is bad”?

@muhammadah6850

3 жыл бұрын

@@sadsworth4605 crocs are, they are known to kill animals even if they aren’t that hungry

His crocodile friends will never let him live this down.

@mtrack7752

3 жыл бұрын

@Dawson Bessette No he survived as mentioned in the video, according to onlookers.

@JavTheRipper

3 жыл бұрын

His crocodile friends bet him to do it 😂

@jacksonjohnson9674

3 жыл бұрын

Ya, other crocs be like “oh you member crazy tony walk-in all up in a hippo hood frontin?!?! Boi he crazy!”

@dougedoug2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonjohnson9674 🙄 Don’t you mean Red’s father? Dude, if you’re going to be out here appropriating the culture, then please at the very least have the decency to do so appropriately 😉

@jb12081

3 жыл бұрын

Like dude what was you thinking?

I've never seen a reptile sweat until this.

"You picked the wrong house fool" -Herd of Hippos

Crocodile: Ah! Found my pencil!

@sasikala899

3 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mkgaming3431

3 жыл бұрын

*But at what cost*

@rayanawar4350

3 жыл бұрын

@@mkgaming3431 cost to write a letter to the friend.

Hippos: “Looks like you’re on the wrong side of town!” Crocodile: “I’m just passing through, ok, I don’t want any trouble.”

“You walked into the wrong house fool”

I love wild life and naturesxxx

Dont swim through a herd of hippos. I believe this rule applies to everyone.

@Surprisemotherfcuker91

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone, before them hippos enter the water they check for Chuck Norris

@waffenwrapp62

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, for real, he didn't need to show us. it's cool buddy. we believe you.

@handeyecoordinationskills

3 жыл бұрын

I would try it for a bit of fun, I would swim near them to see how far I will get and then split

@frankywilliam8073

3 жыл бұрын

@@handeyecoordinationskills best of luck

@saltysergeant4284

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that wants to see tomorrow, anyway.

He managed to escape from a water infested with one of the most dangerous animals on earth. 100% respect for the crocodile. Edit:- I was wondering why notification regarding this comment had been coming to me, now I found it's becouse of the 3.1k likes. Thanks guys. I have failed to achieve any of my goals but I will accept this as an achievement. I wish if it were in dollars😊

@ultrascreens5206

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair it was more like he was ejected from the party lmao

@84montecarlonazi

4 жыл бұрын

He won't survive long they ripped his top jaw off!

@countcrocodile1115

4 жыл бұрын

@@84montecarlonazi no, they clearly didn't, you can see the croc trying to bite one hippo before going away

@user-kq5ci7ol8o

4 жыл бұрын

@@countcrocodile1115 Not only that, but you can clearly see he left without being damaged, maybe he got a few bruises, or one bite mark on his/her tail, but from the last frame we saw of the crocodile, you can tell it doesn't look that different from a crocodile that just went to a deserted lake and left satisfied, that crocodile must have some OP luck to be that uninjured

@countcrocodile1115

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-kq5ci7ol8o RNGesus himself

Hungry Hungry Hippo yo 😂😂🤣🤣

I've seen the edit too many times to not hear the croc go "AHHHHHHHH" lol

The Croc made a fat joke.

@doointhedoo

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!