After watching all these videos, I came to the conclusion that being an impala in Africa is one of the worst things ever

@TLH21109

5 жыл бұрын

Cruxair I swear 😂

@darnellhagood1052

5 жыл бұрын

What about being a Chevy impala?

@tanakk9

5 жыл бұрын

Darnell Hagood do you see what happens to those in Supernatural? Same concept!

@darnellhagood1052

5 жыл бұрын

tanakk9 😂😂😂

@lunatilunati3813

5 жыл бұрын

Truth.

Even the lion thought that was fucked up

@aoj-dh3qx

7 жыл бұрын

lololololololololol

@Chudsic

7 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@MrCheesyBaconBits

7 жыл бұрын

Brilliant comment, made me laugh.

@dimetriusfisher1703

6 жыл бұрын

Antonio Salazar lol he probably was sending a slight message to him to

@nazepotato6588

6 жыл бұрын

I bet even the other hippos did!

The lion really just looked at the camera as if to say “you seeing this shit?”

@theartfulcodger7459

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like.. watching the waitress drop your steak.!

@sopphocles

3 жыл бұрын

lol exactly!

@brianmanuel2243

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IamMustang1969

3 жыл бұрын

Its like we have a choice?

@Rocky_AL3keed

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Lion: At least I kill to eat. That fcker kills for the sake of killing. And yet I usually portrayed as the bad guy!

@octoberd1764

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahh and the hippos are always portrayed as super friendly and sht

@VegaSlides

3 жыл бұрын

Hippos are the demons we portray other animals as. Legit killing machines that don't even eat meat to survive, they just maul for the sake of it and for territory.

@faksigumantera9719

2 жыл бұрын

@Ghingi Ferry The males also kills baby hippos, I don't know what kind of evolutionary instinct you are talking about, but it certainly doesn't increase their chances of survivability.

@faksigumantera9719

2 жыл бұрын

@Ghingi Ferry Don't come with me with all the pretentious bullshit about not wanting to be a dick, I know I'm not educated, that's why I ask an expert such as yourself. How does killing a member of their own species improve their probability of survival?

@abdielo2307

2 жыл бұрын

@@faksigumantera9719 the basic idea in this case is like this. The father of the baby is 5’4 and not very strong physically while the challenger who defeat him is 6’8 and can left 3 times his own weight. The challenger kills the baby as there is high chance that the baby will end up as his father while the challengers can end up either stronger or just as strong as the challenger

I think impalas are the only animals who would enjoy life better at a zoo

@thisguy9733

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and penguins and other creatures just love it outside whales and certain Dolphin habitat just suck is you best argument.

@danksanchez4324

3 жыл бұрын

jimmy fallon your account name is literally jimmy Fallon 😐

@danksanchez4324

3 жыл бұрын

this guy what u aid made no sense 😑

@jimmyfallon2484

3 жыл бұрын

@@danksanchez4324 You say that as if it should clearly mean something. Dont be such a mello dramatic sounding fruit cake

@thisguy9733

3 жыл бұрын

@@danksanchez4324 alot of animals that we have in zoos get eaten or played with to death by bigger creatures such as lions, tiger and natures most sadistic creation the dolphin which has been spotted doing its own dead tearing pieces off of other dolphins that are outcasts of the pod and of course rope with the O replaced with a different vowel

Suffocating in mud after you've had your body snapped in half and impaled by a tooth. That's fucked.

@stiggerzz

8 жыл бұрын

***** Nature doesn't exactly care about fairness. It's survival of the fittest out there.

@TheNEOONE1

8 жыл бұрын

+stiggerzz You don't sayyyyyy -_-

@ivanboskovic1260

8 жыл бұрын

+englishforeverr Yeah, hippos are not gentlemen.

@horsepower523

8 жыл бұрын

+englishforeverr Yeah, I'm sure the Impala would've beaten the shit out of that 1 ton hippo... if ONLY he had been ready to fight lol. The hippo sure was lucky that the mighty and fearsome Impala was stuck in the mud that day.

@tiedupsmurf

8 жыл бұрын

KoivuTheHab Well that is amazing!!, seen as you have never met me, and just what magic powers do you have to come to this conclusion ?

Lions: “such a fucking waste of meat...”

@scintillam_dei

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing lions don't say "fucking."

@josac966

3 жыл бұрын

@@scintillam_dei yeah because that's a no no no word and their parents will woop their ass if they say it

@josac966

3 жыл бұрын

@Naked Old Snake I'm just saying

@kittybooboo9331

2 жыл бұрын

Nah the crocs will probably have at it unless they can't get to it cause the hippos

@rebeltvr6046

2 жыл бұрын

Hippos eat meat you dumbass.

The hippo really said “What are you doing in my swamp?!”

@Belugamale8738

Жыл бұрын

No he was like "stuck there step bro?"

@aaronellis8493

Жыл бұрын

Shrek hippo 😂

Lion to hippo: Even to a guy like me that’s cold.

@pablomolero7646

4 жыл бұрын

Patrice Cheung I’m not a monster. Just ahead of the curve ;)

@amichair

4 жыл бұрын

@@pablomolero7646 LOL I immediately thought of the Jojer as well :)

@raam726

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablomolero7646 fits so well. Lion tried to kill it for a legit reason: food. Hippo killed it for no legit reason. The hippo is the monster here.

@-m.d.n-9019

3 жыл бұрын

Hippo only killed it because it was in it's territory.

@suckmybic6197

3 жыл бұрын

@@-m.d.n-9019 , But it clearly could not move. Hippos aren't that dumb that they can't recognize something being stuck vs something going in it's territory to be a badass.

Humans: Awww look at the impalas free in their enviroment. That's the way they want to live... Impalas: SEND ME TO THE ZOOOOO PLEASEEEEEE!!!!

@shilohwhiloh9636

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gloriaevans6359

3 жыл бұрын

Being an Impala at the zoo is cool. You get to sleep all you want and you can become a senior citizen.

@mallypro575

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh pretty good. thank you.

@suckmybic6197

3 жыл бұрын

Foreal. All the animals that want to be in the wild are taken to zoos but these guys are desperate and want somewhere that they can just eat and live in peace.

@galaticatroud9104

3 жыл бұрын

Free food and a safe place to sleep? If i was the impala, 100% i will choose zoo.

Lion looks on at 2:19 and then turns to the camera like “you still think I am the bad guy here?”

@drfudgecookie5800

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there is no bad guy in nature.

@dinasuarsenpai

3 жыл бұрын

@@drfudgecookie5800 damn can't even take a joke bro why always so serious bro i mean develop some humor bro its good bro

@remembergandhi1434

3 жыл бұрын

@@drfudgecookie5800 you ar totall wrong, there are helpfull animals and also sadistic animals in nearly every race

@drfudgecookie5800

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinasuarsenpai dude i got the joke i just added something

@denyoellamcy8251

2 ай бұрын

​@@remembergandhi1434No animal is sadistic ..They kill other animals for the sake of survival..Why can't your br@n grasp such a common fact

Just imagine being stuck in Jurassic park with raptors running around everywhere, that’s the life of an impala 😞

@zvenniejackblue3362

2 жыл бұрын

Lol sure. Allthough imagining myself in the african fields in the current era with no weapon but my legs to run is a valid comparison already.

@paridhigupta6171

2 жыл бұрын

Man if i had a choice. I would like to be in Jurassic park than to be in African jungle. Animals in African jungle are small. And they even make their babies practice attacks on living prey.

@whysoserious4274

2 жыл бұрын

just an off topic question here... would today's weapons even be effective against dinosaurs?

@1azey

2 жыл бұрын

@@whysoserious4274 Only a few. Has to be large caliber and penetrative force. But the smaller dinosaurs shouldn't be too much of a problem. but it would require multiple shots

@Nzosaba_Matenge

Жыл бұрын

Velociraptors are the size are of turkeys so it can't be that bad

You either die a lion’s meal or live long enough to become mauled by a hippo

@trevorphilips9065

5 жыл бұрын

Valentine Uche Perfect comment right here

@azunkor422

5 жыл бұрын

And drown in a mud Lake full of Shit

@heartless604

5 жыл бұрын

Its rare tho, hippos more than often help other animals.

@heartless604

5 жыл бұрын

@Hermann Goering wtf you smoking lan!. Watch some documentaries you cave man you might learn something.

@garretth8224

5 жыл бұрын

@@heartless604 Not really. They kill the most people out of any animal in Africa. They are very territorial.

The lion was like “bruh”

@Heretogasunu

3 жыл бұрын

The lion: can't have shit in the Savannah.

@rizkiputraperdana1738

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@mopandas462

3 жыл бұрын

@@Heretogasunu I came looking for copper but found gold instead

@Pao-wb4hp

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it was a bruh moment

@spinegun

3 жыл бұрын

“Wait, that’s illegal.”

For those who don't understand the video, hippo just don't eat impalas. Hippo is a territorial animal. Even when you're human, just don't ever get into their puddle.

@LK-pb4no

8 ай бұрын

Don’t worry I wouldn’t even be in that area!

@charlesburgoyne-probyn6044

2 ай бұрын

🐘 say get out of my way 🦛

Lion: "Well i'm the king of the jungle and all but damn.. those hippos are fucking crazy."

@brotherdj777

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus offers salvation, peace, and hope to all who call on him. If you have heavy burdens, Jesus will carry them for you. No matter the pain and suffering you have been through in life, trust in Jesus for a brighter tomorrow. He will never leave you nor forsake you.

@JustAlex96

3 жыл бұрын

@@brotherdj777 You know, you could have chosen not to post this. Instead, you went ahead and baited a poor innocent lad like myself, just sitting in front of my computer, reading comments, thinking "Boy howdy, what great witty commentary. And there is even a reply, too! I wonder what funny thing this other nice person had to add to this first nice person." into reading your comment. You can imagine my disappointment.

@yarloo

3 жыл бұрын

@@brotherdj777 "Jesus offers salvation " What a brilliant thing to do,-to post this under a video of a hippo, biting a impala, to pieces after it escaped from a lion. Amen.

@yarloo

3 жыл бұрын

@@brotherdj777 Impala: pulls out cellphone : help me Jesus. Jesus: Jes my child, what is it? Imp: I'm stuck in mud after a Lion chased me. There's a hippo, it's coming right for me. I've heard those things rip animals to shreds. Please help me. Jesus: Can't do that my child, now, is there anything else i can do for you? Imp: what, it's right there it's gonna aswRdhZgu--

@brotherdj777

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustAlex96 praise the Lord. This is what you need, not what you want.

2:18 Lion looks back and says “I wouldn’t even be that cruel.”

@rhysjonsmusic

3 жыл бұрын

Lion: imma dip before big bertha here comes looking for seconds

@KeepIt-nh7jd

3 жыл бұрын

Did him dead wrong smh

@NathanSander777

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeepIt-nh7jd 😆😆😆

@wasti82

3 жыл бұрын

Poor lion, it enjoyed an aperitive at 0:40 and then had to leave without dinner.

@NathanSander777

3 жыл бұрын

@@wasti82 True!!! Momma wasn’t gonna be happy with Papa that night! 😆😆😆

*hippo bites and throws impala in mud to suffocate* 2:23 *lion watches this, turns to people* "You guys see this shit? This is why we can't have nice things."

@morningstar5535

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous lol

@paotheppichanusakorn4446

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous ำ

@dragospirvu75

6 жыл бұрын

This is a very good joke :D

@Airmaxx02

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jorgemolinamarcia1138

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous bayonetta?

Impala: “You’ve freed me!” Hippo: “i wouldn’t say freed: More like UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT” Edit: I didn’t realize, but there is another comment that says this as well. I just wanted to say that I didn’t mean to copy anything.

@joetheman8550

3 жыл бұрын

Titan from Megamind??

@1116JACKY

3 жыл бұрын

Hippo: ya I'll free you from this cruel world

@hox1299

3 жыл бұрын

Tightenville

@ghostflytv9949

3 жыл бұрын

@@joetheman8550 yea :)

@ghostflytv9949

3 жыл бұрын

@Julians stop motions ?

This seems like it happens pretty commonly. Predator chases antelope, antelope gets stuck in mud, hippo kills antelope for being in its territory.

@xenomang3149

2 жыл бұрын

Hippos are demons.

@user-is4tv2pq2s

2 жыл бұрын

@@xenomang3149 lions too

@leaderoftheRizzobots3098

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-is4tv2pq2s nah but a lions killing to eat that hippo just killed it for no reason

@danghoangluong2942

2 жыл бұрын

@@leaderoftheRizzobots3098 no, hippo kill it to protect its territory

@dtm2741

15 күн бұрын

​@@danghoangluong2942wtf is it protecting it from? tf is a stuck impala gonna do to a swamp????

The lion is like "Actually, I feel bad now"

@bluengi3878

5 жыл бұрын

S9q1 W9m3 Wtf did he do to you, salty?

@javierz109

5 жыл бұрын

S9q1 W9m3 you are insane.

@javierz109

5 жыл бұрын

S9q1 W9m3 lol yeah totally they are the asshole, but you’re the one who called them an asshole when they just commented something go away

@masegothebe3351

5 жыл бұрын

i agree wit u

@hermenegilleboudriat7188

5 жыл бұрын

the lion you mean son of bitch that was my lunch

Even the lion at the end is like "Damn my dude, was that necessary? I was just gonna eat him, but that was some other shit."

@HomeSkillenSLICE

6 жыл бұрын

"You cruel sharp toother herbifuck"

@hectorgembe8005

6 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment

@CalebPereiraTheUnheralded

6 жыл бұрын

xD

@charlesdavis656

6 жыл бұрын

real talk bro

@InstagramAWrestlingHistorian

6 жыл бұрын

I know right?

Impala: Exists. Hippo: So you have chosen death...

Lion: “I was just gonna crush his windpipe but I guess that works too...”

@TheSuaveEntrepreneur

3 жыл бұрын

Haha. I guess forcing down through his windpipe works too 🤣

Lions watching this like "...well shit. There goes dinner"

@Snxke420

8 жыл бұрын

Haha

@tmacnavyseal4789

8 жыл бұрын

***** haha

@user-ii2si8lu4s

8 жыл бұрын

xaxaxa

@cquilty1

8 жыл бұрын

+T Fletch Are you "like" an airhead....???? Dude....

@SuperBlackatude

8 жыл бұрын

cquilty1 lol?

That Lion looking like “Damn, sorry about chasing you into the mud”

@keshaunthedon

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO...well now that you point it out he does looked pretty bummed

@agentk6397

5 жыл бұрын

The lion was probably waiting for the impala to come back to land so he could finish the job. After the hippo killed it there was no chance of that happening.

@wonder777warrior6

5 жыл бұрын

What a waste lol says the lion

@youngnumb558

3 жыл бұрын

The lion is now vegetarian

@XxNoMinDxX

3 жыл бұрын

Out of all these funny comments this is my favorite 💀

I genuinely feel bad for that poor Impala. What a way to go.

@ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

The lion at the end is just like “well... I tried”

Hippo: I'm not even gonna kill you I'm just gonna turn you upside down and watch you drown Lion: bruh

@sopphocles

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a hilarious comment hahahhaha rolaol

@lenawittkowski3836

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the hippo broke several bones by throwing it around like that. Probably would've died of those injuries anyway 😳

@yarloo

3 жыл бұрын

@@lenawittkowski3836 Jup. Hippos used to chop humans in two, in ancient egypt.

@cooper482011

3 жыл бұрын

@@yarloo Hippos never chopped humans in Kemet. Western education can sometimes be detrimental for its students. Smh

@yarloo

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooper482011 "A hippopotamus can outrun a human over a short distance, and they often upend boats and maul passengers. Ancient Egyptians were attacked by hippos, but evidence that people also survived can be found in an ancient Egyptian medical recipe for wounds inflicted by the bites of a hippo" metmuseum org. I was right, just happened to be from a Novel, don't flatter yours- oh... I gotcha. No problem sir, you seem to be verry knowledgeable about Egypt,-sorry, Kepet. You have a nice day sirr.

Lion at the end: You know what, I'm actually not that hungry right now. Had a late lunch anyway.....

@roccotarli762

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Pain-ib7ot

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@j.riffney193

3 жыл бұрын

I'll just take a sip of this mud water and go.

@MrM-_

3 жыл бұрын

Sad lion noises

@gorillagrod2033

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

Hippo: " WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP?"

Lion is like "well...shit...guess that isn't mine anymore"

Suddenly living in a zoo doesn't sound like such a bad life after all.

@Ignacyjablonski12

3 жыл бұрын

How is it a bad life you get feed can sleep all you want and have fun

@kurtzipagan6704

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ignacyjablonski12 , your name and your pfp.....

@imaginecasually332

3 жыл бұрын

My wife left me and took the kids Figuratively you’re the impala. Your wife is the lion and her attorney is the hippo. 😂

@vielvladimirvaldez6917

3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Rodriguez so? basically most carnivores?

@VizualStuntzOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Rodriguez i dont think there’s a single animal in Africa that would prefer to live their than in the zoo. Even the ones abused unless they’re trapped in poor conditions behind barred cages for their whole lives. But if it’s a normal zoo, everything is in danger in Africa so I’m sure life in a zoo is better

Even the lion thought that was cold

@piper846

6 жыл бұрын

Kjetil Nystad LOL

@WowzaBoyz

6 жыл бұрын

“That was uncalled for Pumba, you don’t even eat meat”

@domonicjohnson3800

6 жыл бұрын

Honald Trinton pumba is a boar not a hippo

@anonymoussincebirth9977

6 жыл бұрын

Kjetil Nystad true

The lion: Yeah, i think i lost my dinner...

2:19 even the lion is looking at him like that's cold bro.

Impala was like "that was close, now i just need to get ou.. oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!"

@JNM11787

6 жыл бұрын

na dats wrong ...talk about insult to injury

@galaxygirl750

6 жыл бұрын

So FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SkrillzDon

6 жыл бұрын

Super Dude and yours got 0 bitch

Me running from my problems only to find other problems

@mrgoggles1963

4 жыл бұрын

So you mean to say you finally came out and they despise you even more now?

@archived9216

4 жыл бұрын

PRO S. 800 😂

@thomashayes7423

3 жыл бұрын

Finding a hippo would be a monster problem

@rishabhpartap

3 жыл бұрын

@rose haha

@adrianaheras1291

3 жыл бұрын

I swear😂😂😂😂

Impala: :At least I'm safe in here." Hippo: "Sike!"

The way the hippo threw the impala in the mud to let it suffer just.. it’s terrible!.. 🥺🥺❤️

@brotherdj777

3 жыл бұрын

All men are guilty of sin. Repentance means to turn away from your sin. For example, if you are a liar you stop lying. Repenting is not just saying sorry, it is saying sorry and not continuing to do that sin. Sin is what separates us from God. God sent his son Jesus to die for our sins. Meaning Jesus took the punishment for our sins on the cross. If we believe on Jesus our sins can be washed away, and God will remember them no more. If we reject the son of God and continue in sin we will be under Gods wrath(hell fire). Repent today and believe on Jesus Christ, and recieve the free gift of eternal life.

@blazednlovinit

3 жыл бұрын

Nature is beautiful and cruel

Hippo: "kills impala" Lion: ummm Hippo: wanna come get it? Lion: "looks away"

@shitfuckfuckshit1804

4 жыл бұрын

@Underscore Society | Why did you put quotations around the actions??

@Whyme-cr4xq

4 жыл бұрын

ShitFuck FuckShit doesn’t matter really

@shitfuckfuckshit1804

4 жыл бұрын

I speak to severed heads in dream-like trances. Headache. It fucking hurts.

@tjlnintendo

4 жыл бұрын

ShitFuck FuckShit Uh... you might wanna get that checked out then...

@LLocvsttt

3 жыл бұрын

@@shitfuckfuckshit1804 You alive ?

This Impala literally had one of the worst days I have ever seen

@coolman4607

3 жыл бұрын

Its last day

@Garethprice1979

3 жыл бұрын

No...watch the 🐃 stuck in mud...and the hyena...

@Notyouyy

3 жыл бұрын

*worst life’s

@pauloamaral6069

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: worst last day

@Private.R

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garethprice1979 Man, that is more worse I think.

Lion is all like: So are u not gonna eat that? cause i'm still hungry.

@crazyindianguy3134

3 жыл бұрын

No ur mum is gonna eat that Shit..........

Achievment unlocked: kill an impala by drowning him in the mud whilst a lion is watching.

Typical angry vegetarian. The hippo was like "Well if I can't eat it... Nobody can eat it!"

The lions all “bro u jus gunna kill it and not eat it?!”

@MSWes922

3 жыл бұрын

word

@teddricksmith3699

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ThisIsCanadaEh

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I don't think it was going to survive anyways seeing how it was stuck in the mud. The hippo just put it out of its misery.

@ThisIsCanadaEh

3 жыл бұрын

@Schwanzus Longus Yup, not to mention it was probably more defensive because it was with it's baby.

@xyc350

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisIsCanadaEh it wasn't like the hippo snapped its neck, dude chocked to death, seems pretty miserable to me

Impala: exist Death: you have 2.40 minutes to live

Lion: you think you're safe in the water 😆

“İmpala borns” Life : So you have chosen death.

@BoringFlightVids

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that kinda applies to all of us

@hrsh042

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗿

@crashercrasher9696

3 жыл бұрын

I hate life

@chukuelgatdet2089

3 жыл бұрын

@@crashercrasher9696 and life hates you

@Kevo2blessed

3 жыл бұрын

@@crashercrasher9696 life is what you make it

Impala: Surely, things can’t get worse. Hippo: HERES COMES JOHNNY

@pain7787

3 жыл бұрын

Here's Johnny*

@Reaper-PUBGmobile

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

@@pain7787 HERE COMES THE SUN 🌞

@rapcat1271

3 жыл бұрын

⚰

@Sozakh

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Isnt nature just so beautiful?

Lion looking back like "Damn I would have given it a nicer ending"

Impala: But.....but you're vegetarian! Hippo: We hate everything and everyone....

@m3e92ismydreamcar

3 жыл бұрын

Hippo: It's not about the food. It's about sending a message.

@Bruh-ys3sx

3 жыл бұрын

@@m3e92ismydreamcar message has been delivered 👏

@Lucky-qg6mu

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@jzk3919

3 жыл бұрын

Everything and everyone hates them too.

@genericalfishtycoon3853

3 жыл бұрын

@@jzk3919 True.

Hahaha! The lion was like, "Can you bring his body over here?"

@ingamingpc1634

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@whenibecamethesun..8759

7 жыл бұрын

juncho1977 and the hippo was like...shut the fuck up bitch!!

@TheJumpingJake

7 жыл бұрын

And the Hippo was like, 'fuck you, imma kill it myself here and not let you eat lol'

@comeatmebro1889

7 жыл бұрын

juncho1977 hippo: Come and get it . . bitch

@beameupscotty50

7 жыл бұрын

no, the lion was like "dafuk you do THAT for, Mrs. Hippo?"

Lion lookin around mad as hell like “damn at least I wouldn’t have wasted it!”

Lion is like “bruh, I was gonna eat that”

The literal definition of "from bad to worse" damn...

@MDHDH-iy7nm

4 жыл бұрын

the saddest part is, the lion needs to eat; that hippo is basically just killing it and being a dick

@mynya6905

4 жыл бұрын

With pictures!!

@Drewman56

3 жыл бұрын

@João Ferreira suffocation in the mud with broken bones? Yep. Mercy

@halamadruuid2380

3 жыл бұрын

john driscoll no

@halamadruuid2380

3 жыл бұрын

MDHDH 7332 I don’t think so, If it’s out of aggression or territorial stuff, that’s not being that much of a dick, probably being the testicles, but i think it is trying to get nutrients from the impala meat that it needs, because sometimes hippos need the nutrients in meat

I'm sure the Lion was like "Well he's angry"

@gioluvs1893

7 жыл бұрын

Chef Lambo Lion was like homie i was gonna eat that. Wtf? All u did was kill it and let it sink in the mud.

@ChrisE-iy7ok

7 жыл бұрын

actually the hippo just turned it around and it drowned in the mud, the hippo knew what he was doing

@handragoon

7 жыл бұрын

puppy eyes """Hippo:🖕🖕🖕Fuck you Pussycat"""

@malskim6891

6 жыл бұрын

Chef Lambo it's a she

@Domtheguam

6 жыл бұрын

The hippo like wtf you doing in my mud homie...the lion like ooo you done fucked up now

The other hippo dipped out quick lol. Homeboy was like, "Berry, maaaan, why you always gotta do the most!?" Ima head out... 🤣😂🤣

The impala says to himself " I knew I should have called my lawyer."

Mufasa: "Everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba." Simba: "Really?" Mufasa: "Yes, my son... Except that swamp over there. That particular swamp belongs to the hippos." Simba: "Why?" Mufasa: "Just accept the fact as it comes, Simba."

@bin4709

4 жыл бұрын

.... said Mufasa after witnessing the death of his Impala prey on that particular afternoon.

@drakonos79

4 жыл бұрын

Lol anyone else read Mufasa's part in James earl jones' voice??

@wraysfordleung

4 жыл бұрын

drakonos79 I did..

@sayittomyfaceidareyou8629

4 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one that could hear Mufasa's voice while reading that. Lol

@anubhavghosh4556

4 жыл бұрын

Lions have been known to kill hippos

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP??

@joksizantos7520

5 жыл бұрын

Tresspassing at shrek's swamp (Gone Wrong)

@kylelegarvier172

5 жыл бұрын

*3 months later btw*

@vitorleite3095

5 жыл бұрын

1:07 *Starts playig Shrek theme*

@stevethea5250

5 жыл бұрын

HIPPOS R SAVAGE NMLS

@Vahig7

5 жыл бұрын

This made me smile when I was sad that hippo is a fucking dick

Hippo was like: move. Impala: I'm tryin bro Hippo:I SAID MOVE!!!

Impala: At least I escaped those ferocious lions... Hippo: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

literally anything: enters water that a hippo lives in The hippo: so you have chosen... death

@turtlegaming5537

3 жыл бұрын

Fish: It's free real estate. And if you didn't know, some fish actually clean the teeth of the hippo so hippos are pretty chill with them.

@suckmybic6197

3 жыл бұрын

I think hippos and croc have a secret pact. For the most part hippos don't mess with them in their territory.

@cwnapier67

3 жыл бұрын

Even Crocodiles

@vbgvbg1133

3 жыл бұрын

*_WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP_*

@kevinburke6055

3 жыл бұрын

Except for us on a boat with a rifle.

I don't think there are many retirement aged impalas.

@TruthTriumphs786

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@rp2332

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, I have never even seen a grown one.

@barfyknucklez9266

3 жыл бұрын

They kinda just get thrown around the animal kingdom like a rag doll

@mamilx6607

3 жыл бұрын

Based on the videos I see here, Impalas are pretty much born to be killed.

Millennials: Animals in real world aren`t as Disney said you.

This is what Phil Collins was talking about in "In The Air Tonight."

Impala : "Hippo! my saviour, save me from these lion!" Hippo : "yes, i'll save you from all pain"

@silentlethal177

3 жыл бұрын

All pain 😂

@teddricksmith3699

3 жыл бұрын

Know pain

@michaelsellers1510

2 жыл бұрын

All the Pain 😂😂😂

the lion at the end was like “cmon man I worked hard for that shit”

@henrymartinii4417

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Fejer lmaoo for real bro 😂😂

@kingsaiyd1236

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Fejer *hippo shows middle finger to lion

@evanroberts1361

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Fejer think it's more like "Alright, let's not fuck with the hippos anymore."

@Yserious--

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Fejer no no, it's more like, WTF! dude, ain't gonna fuck with u anymore

@joselainez189

6 жыл бұрын

Hippo = blm Lions= well mannered citizens Gazelle= US

Fly: Life is so hard for us Impala: Hold my death roll

@2008Dev

27 күн бұрын

Meanwhile fish:

lions just there on the side like well damm I guess he woke up and chose violence this morning

Lions just sitting there like “damn bro what the f*ck

@vox1003

3 жыл бұрын

Lions don't talk like that

@robertanglin1138

3 жыл бұрын

@@vox1003 okay dr Doolittle

You can tell The lion has been scarred by what he witnessed.

@aprilboza5945

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing 😂😂

@imrwanx4999

2 жыл бұрын

He was actually waiting for the hippo to go and then he can take he's food

@thetruesquad5059

11 ай бұрын

@@imrwanx4999 wouldn't he get stuck in the mud

@elijahpiere5324

9 ай бұрын

@@thetruesquad5059too powerful to stay stuck

Hippo: Get off my property! Impala: But the lio- Hippo: Oh you've asked for it now!

Stranger: uses your swimmingpool How you feel ‘bout that:

It respawned as a Chevrolet

@CheaterMega

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahha

@theislamicgambit4476

5 жыл бұрын

Togi Mathews bobs or vegana

@togimathews8323

5 жыл бұрын

@@theislamicgambit4476 was that the smartest comment you could think of?

@theislamicgambit4476

5 жыл бұрын

Togi Mathews if you're butthurt then it's the smartest comment

@togimathews8323

5 жыл бұрын

@@theislamicgambit4476 do your friends often get cut because of your edginess?

Impala: "Thank God you here hippo! Help me to get hell out of... *dead* Hippo: "you better die!" Lion: O_O

@ninboy97

5 жыл бұрын

Impala : help me hippo, i will do anything Hippo : anything? Impala : yes Hippo : THEN PERISH

@paradiselost9293

5 жыл бұрын

@@ninboy97😂😂

@elite943able

5 жыл бұрын

@Otaku Izumi Ah fuck that guy. And fuck rp.

@paradiselost9293

5 жыл бұрын

@Otaku Izumi NOPE

@penguin87904

5 жыл бұрын

Hippo be like. I'm herbivorous but still. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!

2:22 Lion: Well Sheeet 👀 none of my business

Hippo: is there a problem? Lion: just here for drink.

Note to self: In your next life, DO NOT come back as an Impala.

@TheMightyHugoman

3 жыл бұрын

Be a bear or hippo

@andrej1659

3 жыл бұрын

it’s Jesus or hell

@shookone568

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrej1659 Life as an impala is apparently hell on earth so...

@typingcat

3 жыл бұрын

You jinxed it. Now you will be reincarnated as double impala. Meaning that you get eaten twice.

@TruthTriumphs786

3 жыл бұрын

You don't go to hell, you are reborn as an impala

Any time you think you're having a bad day, just think of this impala.

@Jong6nai

6 жыл бұрын

I know it break down to quick. Especially the newer model of Chevy impala

@soberanisfam1323

6 жыл бұрын

ThAt would make me more depressed

@Audimartini

6 жыл бұрын

Soberanis Fam it is going to

This is like a level one character wandering into the end game zones

Plot twist: The Lion hired the Hippo. Lion: This Uber Eats is awesome!

2:17 Lion be like, "WTF DID I JUST WITNESS?!"

@damienholland8103

5 жыл бұрын

"WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN!"

@brianwilliams5662

5 жыл бұрын

LOL nah more like what the hell? I was waiting for dinner!

@NoOneYT1991

5 жыл бұрын

Lol....this made my day thanks ..!!!

@mxxxw4529

5 жыл бұрын

Vietnam flashbacks

Then you get people that actually believe hippos are friendly💀

@MrDibara

3 жыл бұрын

Shows how much they actually know about hippos. =__=

@andreserra4094

3 жыл бұрын

Hippos are the most deadly creature in Africa! They are number 1 in human kills every year!

@felixknorke5072

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreserra4094 Mosquitos are Number 1 buddy

@rishimanda2191

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixknorke5072 i think like kill directly. Mosquitoes just transmit diseases, that too not all mosquitoes. All mosquito bites won't kill you, but all hippo bites would.

@vxy357

3 жыл бұрын

Who actually believes that?

1:57 "Frickin Paraguay"

The lion looking like: damn bro, that's pretty messed up

Hippos are dangerously territorial....until an elephant comes by....

@danolix

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they dont fuck around with elephants or rhinos.

@wonder777warrior6

5 жыл бұрын

Danolix Memenielsito a rhino.. mmm I think a good 2-3 hippos can take it..

@agustinocampo217

5 жыл бұрын

Elephants are dangerously territorial.. until a whale comes by

@organizedmicrowave4414

5 жыл бұрын

@@agustinocampo217, Whales are extremely territorial until God comes by.

@damien1781

5 жыл бұрын

Organized Microwave God is extremely territorial, oh wait he’s not real. Damn !

"My swamp..."

@DCapybara

6 жыл бұрын

Mikael Olsen GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP!

@MBballer2

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@zangetsu1597

6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao best fucking comment!

@victoriouoppositio1674

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

6 жыл бұрын

Mikael Olsen 😂😂😂

1:32 the smaller hippo was like "damn,..looks like mommy dearest's in one-uv-'er moods again....i think ill bail to scavenge along the bog's shores praying someone stashed a vast quantity of opium...to all you human finger waggers, chasing the dragon is infinitely more sane & healthy than being around mommy when she's on her impaling impalas like its rush hour..."

Impala: "I thought hippos were supposed to be jolly and friendly." Hippo: "And I took that personally..."

It’s so sad when the impala is upside down in the mud and you see it’s legs kicking in the air

@eireian4939

5 жыл бұрын

@travis Yes. Shit.

@humungusnose8879

5 жыл бұрын

Éire Ian Yes Piss

@himanshupatel7357

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right its veey horrible

@Mashruz

5 жыл бұрын

@hitman47 suckass look at your fuck shit dumb ass

@brianwilliams5662

5 жыл бұрын

@hitman47 suckass LMAO

What a hopeless situation for the impala, such is the law of the wild

@snaileri

8 жыл бұрын

Drowning in mud. A horrible way to die.

@juve96

8 жыл бұрын

***** Horrible? Is there a good way to die? Hey! look, I'm dying but atleast it's not horrible.

@Stockade_

8 жыл бұрын

Oberyn Martell Dying because of old age while you sleep? I'd prefer to go that way. It's certainly not horrible.

@juve96

8 жыл бұрын

Have you met people who have loved ones that died in their sleep? I bet you think they are excited about the fact they "died" that way.

@Stockade_

8 жыл бұрын

Oberyn Martell Excited? Obviously not. Who get's excited over death besides psychopaths? You do know you said "horrible" and not "excited", right? Do you have a short attention span? Besides, people can be content when people pass, whether it's someone close or it's they themselves. Having a good life and living to an old age and then peacefully sleeping your way into your final moments sounds pretty good to me. I'd be sad, yeah, but it wouldn't be horrible to me. They've lived a long and good life. You said death has to be "horrible" and I'm saying that it doesn't have to be. Death is inevitable and everyone will die at some point, but that doesn't mean everyone goes out in agony, suffering, or regret. Stop being so one dimensional.

Lion : « yeah sorry i forgot to tell you dude…»

Lion: I give up Hippo: I'll give it a shot Impala : Just finish me already

At 2:23 the lion was like: "Holy crap"

@marmota1425

7 жыл бұрын

2:25 am I a lion?? what if I am a zebra and the hippo is a lion? Im really confused

@OzzyTheGiant

7 жыл бұрын

The lion was cringing XD

@nitroxide17

7 жыл бұрын

#ExistentialCrisisLion

@Kazmadai

7 жыл бұрын

It looked more to me like: "Hey, I was gonna eat that!"

So much cruelty in the animal world. The only explanation is that they must watch too many violent video games!

@crossandres7

5 жыл бұрын

Tom O Damn... Thats So fucking true x.x And Dragon Ball is another super violent series...our poor kids are Next..

@pimpnamedguapo6909

5 жыл бұрын

@@crossandres7 that's a joke right?

@eddieserrano1319

5 жыл бұрын

TheMartian Man Yes... yes it is..

@GalesGames69

5 жыл бұрын

TheMartian Man .....

@ShantanuShinde1

5 жыл бұрын

@simon caymer only if there was a good hippo around, the impala would have been saved.

The lion is like “damn Man U took my meal”

Bruh that lion looking around like "Ey is anyone seeing this?" lol