WARHAMMER STORY COLLECTION: THE IMPERIUM: BEST OF 2023 A collection of stories taken from the scheduled videos on this channel. All tales are fan fiction, taken from existing lore videos, and designed to provide an easy access to the setting of Warhammer 40000, the Grim Darkness of the Far Future. They should never be considered cannon. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 LIVING MYTHOLOGY - Mythology done with passion and in the same style as this channel. THE TITANOMACHY : kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6mc2M1ph866f7A.html PART 2 : kzread.info/dash/bejne/gn2J3MeFj7Ccnag.html THE PRIMORDIALS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iHp71seTis2oh84.html THE TITANS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6SYxdWGdLWzZ7w.html LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzread.info/dron/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html YOUNG ZEUS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6utxaOHhbmpf9Y.html Cover art by : www.tumblr.com/anthonydevineart

@Uzzgub

4 ай бұрын

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@coreyriegle1328

4 ай бұрын

Truly epic, one and all, Good Sir! I would have you know that yours are the greatest of spoken word, and I enjoy it just so. For I have been steadfast in my conviction, in this, in YOU, Lord Baldermort. Triumphant in a way that only one who has won the roulette of choice. And I'm all in,just the same. Your Faithful Listener, - El Chupineebrey - 🤘😎🤙

@bigdaddy_bo6741

4 ай бұрын

Couldn't ask for a better Servo-Skull. You bring pride to our Emperor, Blessed be his name! You're the 🐐!!!

@kiracattan4624

4 күн бұрын

Boldermort, never EVER stop storytelling! I love your stories and the way you tell them. It's FANTASTIC!!!

The silly notification and the silly skull showing up in my phone has to be one of the few bright lights in a dark day or week. Thank you Baldy!

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@Erebusdidnothingwrongish

4 ай бұрын

I Quit my job today. I was thinking “do I have time for any fun?”. The answer is “no I dont”. My parents agreed my friends agree I am lucky to have a beautiful distraction with the stories. I hope I have your blessing too Mr B? I am going to get a day job so I can see my friend Bill more often ;)

@barrystrayer5794

4 ай бұрын

Silly? That sounds like heresy my friend

@cheeserdane

4 ай бұрын

​@Erebusdidnothingwrongish money can't buy true happiness, take life into your own hands again.

That first story was so good, as will of of them, but it hits hard for those going through a hard part of life

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻

@nicolaskemp313

3 ай бұрын

Song Name for first story?

I love these longer videos as well as the shorter ones, i'm trying to get back into the habit of taking a walk every day but good lord it's boring. So having the great Chronicler Servo-Skull in my ears while i'm walking the same paths has really helped. Many thanks, Bröther Balders!

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Crumbs do I know what you mean. I download videos or music for my walks. (Also trying to get up more often too). Thank you. Keep it up though! Tedious as it is? Perhaps it’ll keep us both going a little longer. ;)

Blood for the bood god! Skulls for the skull throne. Comments for the algorithm.

Uncle Baldemort always brightems my household. For 2 years been listeming during housework, my kids cant help but stop and be enthralled. You and yours are captivating auditors, happy new year and thank you.❤

I work 10 hour days at the refinery so im wearding ear muffs and can listen to stories so thanks bro for making my work days fly by!

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for working so hard. Looong days. I really hope they are treating you well. ;)

Even in the Grimdark, the light of Brother B's Stories shines like the Astronomicon in a Shadowed Universe...

friday night, cold wind outside, pile of shame bigger than ever... looks like it's painting time with Baldemort the chronicler

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Happy brushing brother. I hope it’s a relaxing yet productive night. ;)

My 2023 was great because of you Baldermort. Looks like 2024 is gonna be great too. Thanks Baldermort. 🤗

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Thank you! I hope to do better in 2024. :)

You had some really good Imperium stories for 2023, the Tau vs Tankers and Rouge Trader were great. Loved the McCraig’s Honor Story hands down my favorite with the Tanks as an extremely close second

Just what I need - a nice long selection of tales from the beautiful grim dark future that awaits us. Praise the algorithm!

*THE EMPEROR PROTECTS*

Aw heck yeah! this is gonna be great to listen to while finishing my business plan

Also great for listen to while working. You've have kept me entertained on some very boring electrical jobs. Keep em coming!

Thank you good scribe, you keep us informed of our brothers tales

Ooooh! Very nice. i do hope a similar, Aeldari compilation is on the horizon as well.

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

I didn’t do any Eldar vids last year. Apologies. But veeeery few people view them. Ever. :(

@abcdodd

4 ай бұрын

OH! My, how the time flies. Perhaps I only listened to them in the last year, then, but, oh, how I listened, gently.@@baldermort

@davidfeline5850

3 ай бұрын

​@@abcdodd Don't worry, you're not the only one listening. 👍

Seeing a notification on my phone that you have posted a new story gives me so much happiness. I think I’ve listened to Tarquinius and Kronan at least 10x through and I plan to continue listening to your performances and original stories every day. Thank you for your work and your videos!

I've got a tournament coming up, and I'm only eight models away from having a fully painted force. This came in at the perfect time! Thank you again, humble servant!

And from that moment, until his last. Did he ever doubt Quaker Oats. Excellent advert placing

This is the stuff that keeps me going through the long work days, Balders. Love your work. Truly some the best notifications that pop up on my phone.

Pretty sure Baldermort is the only faithful servant I got. 🙌

The Rogue Trader story absolutely gave me chills and nearly brought tears to my eyes.

Some nice stories to end the work week 🍻

It's always a joy to watch your videos, Baldermort.

Thank you Sir for just making my day that much more enjoyable. Looking forward to your next piece as always.

It has been a great for this community and hobby as more listeners and players were able to express their joy in this great setting of small table top toys, and that is something that shouldn’t bring any shame instead this hobby created a community that we all could be proud of, but continue your great work sir for you are one of my favorite content creator.

Brilliant as always most noble of servo skulls.

I come here every now & then to listen to your Voice narration 👍👍👍 We need Balder’s in any upcoming 40k movie OR tv show, I’ll have a word with Henry 😜

I'm a HUGE fan. I love this. I look forward to many compilations for many years to come!

I only got into 40k last year, so im late to the party. This channel has been an absolute joy to binge watch daily, thank you so much for auch amazing content.

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

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One of the reasons I always look forward to Fridays. As always, an utterly excellent display of your abilities and the greatness that is the 40K universe. Thank you brother Baldemort!

May the Emperor bless you and all your works. You are a beacon of tale telling in a dark and listless world.

The fulgrim story! The ending was perfection! Rogue Trader 💋 A world class story teller

Love the channel! For the Emperor!

Thank you for your information y

Your Arks of Omen series was the fucking bomb! Peak Warhammer content on KZread, thanks Baldemort. Take all the time you need for upcoming projects

Love your long form stories if even a compilation, my favorite Warhammer KZreadr by far. Looking forward to the next Thaddeus story if there is one.

The Emperor protects Baldermort provides

Just a comment to say thank you for all the hard work and energy you pour into these videos. Very glad to have found you in 2023! Cannot wait to see whats in store for the future! \m/

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

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Your storytelling send shivers down my spine man you're so good at just getting the emotions to be felt. I felt like I was Sectist there for a second and you were bringing me to the light. Ik I probably spelled his name wrong. Thank you for all that you do sir you are surely blessed!

Love your videos keep up the great work.

I'm greatly saddened by missing this great assortment of videos but I am here now. Forever grateful

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

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Brilliant. Thank you Baldemort for a year of epic tales! Wishing you every success in 2024

do you think the imperial guard are like the rock eater from the never-ending story i could do so much more if it was not for these big hands and dorn is dead also why don't the necrons go back to the very first necron and tell their people not to go into the soul forge they would save there people also why not give space marines mini exterminates rounds and they could kill the worst trirayned with one shot seeing as they are mini missals anyway then you have the Eldar why don't they farm orks for their souls

Master bald. You bring illumination when one needs it. Thankyou brother.

I do love that Fulgrim-RT excerpt

What? No one told me this was a formal affair. I don't have a jacket, but I am on the list.. ✍🏼😁

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Well, you did ask. :). And rightly so. Thank you! *bows to brother Sickels yet again.*

Love your content!! WH has such amazing lore, and your narration is epic!

Baldermort I have never been as entranced by any long form video as I am by your narration

Thank you sweet Baldermort for more. But don't be discouraged, I would love to see more End Times! You give it a certain flare and make it tolerable

Thank you for your hard work. The stories and lore are very appreciated 😊

Thank you for narrating all of these

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Writing too. :)

Thanks for this, work is much more bearable now

Thank you for the story. Needed this more than you know.

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Hope it helped. ;)

Haven't listened to one of your works that I haven't been thoroughly entertained and glad that I listened! Thankyou for all you do!!

The first story made me shed tears. 😭😭😭

Really really enjoyed this. Bloody great mate 🫡

thoroughly enjoy your labors, thanks.

Thanks!

I mean, if it's a 9.7 vs .9.8 vs 9.9 contest are all Baldemort videos not *THE BEST*? The answer, gentle reader, is YES! YES they are side note: I say it often, "Some more Red Eagle and White Tiger, Please, great seer"

Amazing, as always, thank you Baldy :) Many goosebumps were had..

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

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THANK YOU LORD BALDY. I APPRECIATE THESE "RESTFUL" ENTRIES. WE ARE INDEED YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, CERTAINLY NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND! "VICTORUS AUT MORTIS "

I absolutely must know the name of that heroic theme(at the beginning of this video) you use for your videos. To me, it evokes The Imperium triumphant amidst darkness and bloody battle. My best example is the story of the commissar who sees his very old and dearest friend, a Blood Angel Astartes, appear at the very darkest time, when it seems as if all is lost. That was an incredibly moving tale, Lord Baldermort. As always, _you bow to no one, my friend,_ *for I am YOUR Faithful Servant.*

These are my favourite types of videos. They hit hard. 👐🏻

Wonderful video, best wishes

I love you! ❤ thank you so much for entertaining us with your fabulous voice! xoxo

Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute.

You are my favourite lore gude with in this crazy universe called Warhammer. So thank you for what you do !!!!

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Best long commute ever!!!

Dude this is so awesome big B I have a 2.5 hrs drive after work today so this is a trip toper. And after all these last, like four years or whatever of listening to you guys and getting into the lore in the world of Warhammer I was given a small lock set for Christmas and and I have piece together and glued. Or she meant it or use some crazy chemicals to melt plastic together. Which is kind of odd. But I haven't painted it yet. And this will be the first mini since chainmail I have put together so I think I may just be one of you guys now

The only grim darkness is the absence of a discord server owned by Baldermort.

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

I did have one. But it stressed me out a bit. So we closed it. Sorry.

Thanks

No early bedtime tonight

I didn't know you had another channel! Thats awesome

Thank you , Lord Baldermort . 🐺Loupis Canis .

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Thanks brother Canis. :)

@loupiscanis9449

4 ай бұрын

@@baldermort My pleasure ,Your hard work .

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

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Comments for the algorithm, praises for the bard and his tales.

The stories always give me chills especially when they end on the rogue trader ones

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Thanks as always, brother Cunningham. :)

@kennethcunningham2572

4 ай бұрын

@@baldermort np

I love these stories.

The servitor is broken it complains after it has been perfect for the emperor.

I love your videos man your absolutely awesome

Oh boy, this will help me make a nice dent in the grey horde.

Amazing stories from last year abd the new year will bring many more.

Your a legend in my eyes

I really love the stories about Gue'vesa, wish there was more of these sort of stories It saddens me that they had to lose

All the bits worth hearing that I missed cuz I was listening to Kronan... Again And again And again and again.

Blessingd of the Omnissiah on your channel!

@Leofilmperson

Ай бұрын

I believe I've heard each and every one of these tales before, but it was a nice refresher. Repetition legitimizes.

Was Old Night in any way related to the Emperor’s time on Molek/in the warp? If that’s when he betrayed the chaos gods, then was Old Night at least in part (besides the AI part) the chaos gods rallying to war?

Still partial to the orks as thats my faction but i love all your videos. Just waiting for a good string of play lists in the other two channels and ill dive in!

Love you brother

Needed this one Unk👐🏾 you spell amazing 🤔🤣👐🏾💪🏾

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

Glad it helped brother. :)

@therealcutman

4 ай бұрын

Wow! I am still indeed, brother Recluiarcgh 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾…you are amazing my favorite uncle.

@baldermort

4 ай бұрын

No more amazing than you brother. I just tell wee stories.

That tau story was wild. It shows how fanatical the imperium is now. The naivety of the Tau, I don’t think it lasted very long.

Me: Yay! Baldermort is making a nice compliation....I sure hope there isn't any heresy in these stories. Baldermort: It's a W40K channel...It's all heresy...all the time... Me: Oh Dear...

that tanker story was fucking grim dark baldy

When GW lets you down every time !!! Never forget: Baldermort your Quality and Devotion to the hobby keeps us going!

Are you guys going to follow-up on that space wolves collaboration you all did?

Just me? Or does this entry have a lil extra 'oomfph!', a lil sumsum-cherry & sprinkles on top? Baldy's in his element here fr-- he captivated the audience so well, he f*d around & enraptured himself!

Setting aside tragic imperial romanticism; your Tau story is the best example I've heard so far of just how demented the Imperium has become. That when shown the two side by side we would probably relate more to, and prefer to be a part of, the Tau rather than the Imperium.

Let's go

Enjoy the time off and be well.