**Starts Microwave with religious intent**

@jubimagi

3 жыл бұрын

The omnissiah provides

@lucasromaricofernandezgome3525

3 жыл бұрын

The Adeptus Mechanicus approves this action

@HurremDurrem

3 жыл бұрын

Just don’t bang the toaster

@arcturenox9846

3 жыл бұрын

@@HurremDurrem Oh, you of little faith. Omnissiah protects.

@enterbalak

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

When you realize that nowadays Mars is, tecnically, the only know planet inhabited just by machines:

@jadedseer

3 жыл бұрын

...huh. Never thought about it like that.

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

Does it mean that Adeptus Mechanicus will be real? PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL LIVE AND DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. SPREAD THE OMNISSIAH WILL BROTHER!

“The flesh is weak. My only salvation is through the blessed machine” - Me, standing in front of the AC unit on a hot day

@theotv5522

7 ай бұрын

When you kick your washing machine and it kicks you back

@pris5133

6 ай бұрын

yeah I would usually stand infront of my Armored Core on a hot day as well the left over of the cooling system is really good

@MarieAvora

5 ай бұрын

me huffing resin fumes from the 3d printer making a batch of knock-off mechanicus minis

@BierBart12

5 ай бұрын

The flesh is weak, my mechanical body is strong - Me in front of an AC, listening to this song

@daniyarsadykov3385

5 ай бұрын

​@@pris5133Yeah I love drinking the high alcohol coolant of my jet from Ace Combat

The vending machine gave me 3 M&Ms instead of one....Praise the omnissiah

@abankson0346

10 ай бұрын

Same thing happened to me except it happened from a Soda vending machine...Praise the omnissiah

@Occams_Racer

10 ай бұрын

Ah. Yes. In my service life, so far the Omnissaiah has seen fit to bless me with 3 triples, 13 doubles, 2 freebies, and a singular cascade of 4 items.

@floridaball4896

10 ай бұрын

The machine spirit was pleased with your maintenance of it

@sum8601

10 ай бұрын

blessed are those who offer metal to the machine. The flesh is weak, metal is eternal, and maybe chocolate too.

@GloriousZote

3 ай бұрын

it gave me two cans of soda and refunded my money.

When a player on your team ragequits the match, but the replacement bot is better at the game than they were:

@Reddot85140

3 жыл бұрын

Bot = Artificial Intelligence = Heresy. ++++ Initiate technological purge ++++ Praise the Omnissiah ++++ Cantique of the machine.mp4 Pain leads to knowledge ++++

@toothpasteman3400

3 жыл бұрын

limited supervised artificial intelligence is allowed however full on self aware intelligence yeah that's heresy

@TheArklyte

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reddot85140 Bot=Algorithm that runs through not very advanced cogitator that would be comparable from somewhere around the end of second millenium or beginning of third one. We use a thousand times more advanced programms in Kastelan robots daily.

@jazz8000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reddot85140 Nu uh its not AI, it requires a human brain to operate see?...hehe

@jayowens7357

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reddot85140 Disarming the artificial mind, and attempting to speak with it could yield valuable information. Perhaps from data fragments? "Best not to piece this thing back together"

Nurse: "Hey, there. How are you feeling?" Me waking up after my pacemaker insertion:

@jean_mibendzik1545

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Kurzxclan

3 жыл бұрын

Based

@eccomi21

3 жыл бұрын

praise the omnissiah

@nova6523

3 жыл бұрын

As somebody who actually got implanted with cybernetics(cochlear implant) and is a 40k fan, this is 100% accurate

@eccomi21

3 жыл бұрын

@@nova6523 I might get a pacemaker, and I'm unreasonably excited. Its not certain yet, thankfully I should say.

I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment. I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them. A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."

@tyronejohnson409

2 жыл бұрын

🙏

@kiljaedyn

2 жыл бұрын

“In a properly automated and educated world, then, machines may prove to be the true humanizing influence. It may be that machines will do the work that makes life possible and that human beings will do all the other things that machines command ”

@joshuagoff7878

2 жыл бұрын

the CAT machine spirit will never be calmed tell that yellow paint is replaced with red and giant black cogs ohh and skulls

@OUR_RED_ARMY

2 жыл бұрын

Береги себя. Ты выполняешь полезную работу, и мне бы не хотелось, чтобы с тобой что-то случилось))

@phant0

2 жыл бұрын

That's not going in the mood set by the music and comments but there are severe OSHA violations going on at your workplace. A first aid kit should be readily available at your work location and if it isn't mandatory in your industry one could still easily make a point from this event that you guys should get proper first aid training. Your company's plan for someone getting arterial bleed shouldn't be to hope that the employees can improvise something in time before the person dies.

Mechanicus: "I want to be a machine" Necrons: "Trust me you don't"

@paxromana5834

Жыл бұрын

The Necrons do not rub the sacred oil over their bodies as they imagine the Omnissiah. It changes the experience.

@blockhead134

Жыл бұрын

Well tech priests do refuse to make alterations to the brain. Additions like auspex units and hymn music boxes, sure, but a big reason why the mechanicus at large hates Cawl so much is because he actually made modifications and enhancements to his brain. Mechanicus believe the flesh is weak, but humanity is still required

@shockerx95

Жыл бұрын

When a lovecraftian being offers you a way to immortality you should know that the price would be high, it sounds worse than shacking hands with the devil

@ThatBlueSkull

Жыл бұрын

@@shockerx95 That sounds like heresy to me now become one with the toaster or else

@cognisant307

Жыл бұрын

@@paxromana5834 I can imagine Trazyn having a few captured AdMechs tasked with pampering him.

The doctor: "You're going to need glasses, it's only -2, not a big dea.." Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISSSGUISTED ME!"

@svijj_

3 жыл бұрын

Technically, wearing glasses already makes you a cyborg, since it enhances your biological parts using non-organic things. Welcome to Mars, Follower of the Omnissiah

@DaveC2729

3 жыл бұрын

@@svijj_ Nope, because they're not implanted; they're not part of you. If you were right, then wearing clothing or any kind of armor also would qualify, as would carrying any kind of weapon or tool. On the other hand, we now have wearable VR systems. Imagine an Oculus Rift, with a pair of cameras built into the front so instead of seeing a programmed image, you just see what's in front of you through the screen. Then you program it to use the same math that optometrists use to describe prescription lenses and apply that to the image of the real world. The result: you have corrected vision, in 3D, with a prescription that can be adjusted with a few strokes of a touch screen. Then you just have to shrink the weight down to just a little bit more than that of a conventional set of glasses, probably not far off with the rate of modern miniaturization, and power it with a tritium battery that only loses half of its power after 12.5 years like the ones they put in pacemakers, and you'll have something much, much better than old-school glasses. Plus you could add all sorts of things, like zoom functions and targeting reticles, to your view of the real world.

@bomk1680

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveC2729 well if you are blind as a bat they might as well be implanted as they are on your face basically 24/7

@rasmusazu

3 жыл бұрын

@@svijj_ Cyborgs have non-organic machinery embedded in their flesh. So unless you jammed glass in your eyes, then you aint no cyborg

@svijj_

3 жыл бұрын

@@rasmusazu Shit. No blessing from the Machine Spirit for me I guess

I'm very disappointed by humanity we make high budget movies like avengers but we never attempt to make any good warhammer 40k movie ? just how, the lore is so deep

@moth8550

3 жыл бұрын

That's the problem, and why the Warcraft movie was so eh. 40K lore is TOO deep for something like a movie, especially to anyone who isn't acquainted in the lore. It's doable, certainly, and I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed we get the 40k movie we deserve one day, but i know that it's unlikely

@thaksjtube

3 жыл бұрын

@@moth8550 I don't want it. They'll fuck it up too hard, and I rather warhammer remained unknown to the general public than have it be represented by a terrible movie

@nunyabusiness3957

3 жыл бұрын

Astartes and Helsreach.

@andrew3203

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, nobody would want a 40k movie made by Disney. They'd probably make it a musical where everyone holds hands and tentacles in harmony.

@CommissarChaotic

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrew3203 I know... something like that. Or something that twists the movie into something with political bias and stuff. Bad time for making movies these days...

The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."

@davisdf3064

Жыл бұрын

You try once, it doesn't work, change a little, doesn't work, revert it back to the original, it works now This Machine's Spirit is a trollful one

@alexandredevert4935

Жыл бұрын

Obviously the God Emperor of Mankind whispered the code in the coder's mind

@BluPotato

Жыл бұрын

Its a Lostech idea "we have no idea how this works but if you do this to goes better"

@rongyangyi4500

Жыл бұрын

Ah, I should probably get some incense for debugging purposes

@lordlucius1341

Жыл бұрын

@@davisdf3064 you forgot the part where when you changed it it gave 178 different errors

Guy with 20/20 vision: “Wow the Adeptus Mechanicus are so crazy, I could never imagine augmenting my body like that!” People with glasses:

@aureliajelly

Жыл бұрын

I would gladly let replace my bad eye for a cyborg one.

@-NGC-6302-

Жыл бұрын

Now I feel even worse about my astigmatism that the optometrist said I don’t have

@PyrusFlameborn

Жыл бұрын

Let's not forget about pacemakers. Cybernetically augmented hearts

@PrincessSunbutt

Жыл бұрын

@@-NGC-6302- Describe your astigmatism in your own words.

@constantinshatilenko9343

Жыл бұрын

@@PrincessSunbutt Funny light lines

"Computers are like Old Testament gods; Lots of rules and no mercy." - Joseph Campbell

@gurpyaresingh6189

3 жыл бұрын

That is... terrifyingly accurate.

@orensk3763

3 жыл бұрын

mind. blown.

@user-ze3tq9hf9i

3 жыл бұрын

lol that's a cool quote

@limeyndixie

3 жыл бұрын

Brought to you by Civ 5 😉

@StonegazeSteam

3 жыл бұрын

@@limeyndixie Welp, you got me. That's where I heard this quote. Tech rushing is so damn nice.

I was in a Computer Science class when my teacher started talking about why he started that line of work. He said that pepople cheat and lie all the time. But the machine is pure. The machine just do.

@nayandusoruth2468

3 жыл бұрын

you have never known a computer after I code on it... Although seriously, I do get what your teacher means, mathematics, physics... the knowledge therein applied to form technology, if applied correctly will work exactly as expected, there is something comforting in that...

@malirabbit6228

2 жыл бұрын

Computers are programmed by human beings who are never above their own biases . So until computers start programming themselves the machine is not pure, correct?

@Rizzan8

2 жыл бұрын

Machines are extensions of their creators. You never know what happens under the hood. Would you call an application pure if it still tracks your location despite pushing a button to stop it?

@smallvalleyproductions9103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rizzan8 i mean, the computer is just doing what it's told to do. Remove the code, and the machine is no more than metal neurons in an alloy frame

@jehffsalt3903

2 жыл бұрын

Praise be to the C!

I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the WAAAAAGH to make his tractor start up on cold days

@dec13666

Жыл бұрын

Bro u just made me spit my coffee 🤣

@Xanderman

Жыл бұрын

HAHA!

@darkxaur

Жыл бұрын

Did he use a BIG Hamma?

@RussellTeapot

Жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHA YESSS I heard the echoes of the WAAAAAGH aswell, grandpas can switch from "gentle giant" to "berserk leviathan" in a whim

@lucachacha71

Жыл бұрын

Mekboyz granddad : if it doesn’t work whack it, if this doesn’t work wack it harder

Omnissiah works in a strange way. I'm system administrator in my company. Once i had an critical issue with my server, and couldn't figure what is going on. Then on one day, i just, as a joke, praised to Omnissiah. Well, it's only done worse. I was at the deadend at the moment. No single clue what to do. Then i throw back any giggles about this, and trully praised. It didn't magicaly fixed, tho COMPLETLE new error occures, which helped me to understand what is happening, and ultimately solve the problem. Praise the Omnissiah.

@kayleeson509

Жыл бұрын

Also an IT admin - new errors are always a good sign. Means I'm learning. If something is already broken, I sometimes break it more. "I know what the error message looks like if it looses connectivity to the storage, can I replicate that error here?" Most of my prayers are about warding off the Business Administrators. They don't actually want to know what's happening, they want emotionally reassuring platitudes. From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us.

@10Tabris01

11 ай бұрын

The Omnissiah works in truly mysterious ways

@abyssano78

6 ай бұрын

happened to me too, I praised as a joke the Omnissiah, and many things just got too well on that day, it stopped raining when i was going out, my computer stopped his errors i don't even know how and plenty other big lucks. Truly the only real god here, praise the Omnissiah

@ivangnedyshev9406

4 ай бұрын

IT guys gonna eventually team up with engineers and start the whole Adeptus Mechanicus fraction! 1100 0101 0001 0110 0111 1111!

@SharpForceTrauma

3 ай бұрын

The Omnissiah does not solve your woes, but offers the guidance needed to enlighten you 🙏

everybody gangsta until the church starts walking....

@Thecommander248

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah, god machine go *brrrrrmmmmmmm*

@cerberus9832

3 жыл бұрын

And blasting balls of the omnissiahs holy blue fire

@v.7726

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good idea to create mechanized Infantry Church tanks and Battle Priests and Holy Thermonuclear Bombs and the Hammer of God Battle ship that uses giganti modified organ pianos and Cannons

@johngavin3180

3 жыл бұрын

Go to church or the church will go to you

@SIGNOR-G

3 жыл бұрын

@@johngavin3180 *through you. These titans are BIG

When you fully patch a Bethesda game:

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

3 жыл бұрын

That's not even possible

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

3 жыл бұрын

@joseaca A single Bethesda game has more bugs than a Tyranid hive fleet

@alexk6836

3 жыл бұрын

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 good one

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexk6836 Thank you

@EarFarce4

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible! But wait Bethesda games "Just work". Could they indeed have the blessing of the Omnissiah?

From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us, From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us, From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us, From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us, From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us, From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine God set us free

@fr-joey764

Жыл бұрын

Please bless us Tech Priest, for our flesh is weak

@Ironbattlemace

Жыл бұрын

Blessed be the servants of the Omnissiah.

@theriddler4775

Жыл бұрын

Avé Imperium

@AldousBrave

Жыл бұрын

:vox crackles: Praise be the Machine God. 01100001011011010110010101101110

@officialxverzusz

Жыл бұрын

Praise be to the Omnissiah and our Machine Gods

Viktor in act 1: “hey man, let’s make some cool gadgets!” Viktor in act 2: “I’m dying man, I need to find a way to cure myself” Viktor in act 3:

@tyronejohnson409

2 жыл бұрын

@indrickboreale7381

2 жыл бұрын

His flesh was truly weak

@davisdf3064

Жыл бұрын

@@indrickboreale7381 And it disgusted him

@AurelionSass

Жыл бұрын

"Join the Glorious Evolution!!"

@Darksky1001able

Жыл бұрын

@@davisdf3064 He craved the strength and certainty of Steel.

Everybody gangster until toaster starts chanting in high gothic

@LukeVilent

4 жыл бұрын

Heretek! Toasters chant in Lingua Technis!

@SylkaChan

4 жыл бұрын

Sexy picture!

@sens0ry0verl0ard7

4 жыл бұрын

@@LukeVilent Everybody speaks high gothic in the inquisition interrogatoriums.

@Ghost3210

4 жыл бұрын

@@SylkaChan well, thank you ;P

@e21big

4 жыл бұрын

@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 unless the interrogation break the subject vox first

_Religious family meeting_ Alexa, let us pray *Alexa:*

@user-el3lo1wm5d

2 жыл бұрын

Дедушка Нургал

@superspicy8740

Жыл бұрын

@@user-el3lo1wm5d *PURGE THIS HERETEK HERESY FROM THE OMNISSIAH’S SACRED COMMUNICATION NETWORKS!*

As a CNC machinist, this is the song that plays on a 24/7 loop around our factory. It's to give us the most precise and best quality parts.

@WokeDetection

11 ай бұрын

Are you serious lolol

@martinm6368

11 ай бұрын

Whenever the precision deteriorates we incense the machine during a drill bit replacement ritual. It eases the machine spirit and improves its compliance with our requests. Omnissiah be praised!

@WokeDetection

11 ай бұрын

@@martinm6368 😂💪

@janhammekenbuch142

9 ай бұрын

And the machines that give better tolerances and better output gets the premium lubricants. 🙃

@antprzy

7 ай бұрын

Idk if you are joking or not but i am in machinist high school (we can get machinist papers in high school) and i played it once. Now i am starting to hear it more often

When you get inspired by mechanicus so much that you start learning electronics as a hobby and in span of 3 months go from a newbie who doesent understand ohms law to a man that can build a simple 8 bit computer out of single transistors Ps: my engineer grandpa has been helping me

@chieckenman4432

Жыл бұрын

Certified tech priest.

@wll2104

Жыл бұрын

@@chieckenman4432 blessed be the holy circuits

@thiagoborges9539

Жыл бұрын

Thats so Cool! Keep it up

@theortheo2401

Жыл бұрын

Watch out.... Thinking machine are heresy, however simple they can be.

@Darksky1001able

Жыл бұрын

Magos Grandfather knows much, listen well young Techpriest. Praise the Omnissiah.

When you kindly ask your computer to stop lagging and it does.

@arandomzoomer4837

4 жыл бұрын

Play this on the constantiam Minecraft server (think 2b2t but better) for a glorious 20 tps.

@lordfriedrick7911

4 жыл бұрын

The Omnissiah provides!

@arandomzoomer4837

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Friedrick Thank omnissiah for this smooth, lag free server.

@kaiserjimbob5555

4 жыл бұрын

You appeased the machine spirit

@Apoc2K

4 жыл бұрын

When you rub olive oil onto the case to appease the machine spirit and mine crypto faster.

In Engineering Class Professor: Make sure to clean the machine after using it Classmates: I hate cleaning Me: Ah yes, the machine spirit will be pleased

@poyloos4834

3 жыл бұрын

...well, yeah. That's a better way of looking at it.

@HAT782

3 жыл бұрын

praise be the omnissiah

@altairkenway5436

3 жыл бұрын

class: I hate cleaning me: I will pray to the machine spirit for forgiveness for your lack of faith

@CommissarChaotic

3 жыл бұрын

Who would not want to clean the holy machine? Hereteks they are, I say!

@mastrblckhwk

2 жыл бұрын

I hear the machine spirits voice.

I had hernial surgery and during the operation I was tied down, and could only see the two surgeons. I had local anesthesia and what truly put me into an existential crisis was the thought of how we are basically biological machines. Our bodies breath, regenerate lost cells, parts could be broken, replaced or lost. After the surgery I felt weak, like a bag of meat that couldn’t do anything for days. I can only imagine what we will be capable of in the future. Our fascination of machines mirror ourselves, we breath life into our own creations.

@word6344

Жыл бұрын

The way muscle cells work is by contracting upon receiving electrical signals, just like non-flesh machines. Signal sent ->1, signal not sent -> 0. Variation in the overall muscle's movement are made by different combinations of signals sent to cells, like different combinations of bits encoding a variety of info.

@johannes8637

Жыл бұрын

​@@word6344 Yeah, actually we work as a biological code. Intensity, resistance, it feels like we're all just like Python.

@Refrigerator44

10 ай бұрын

You got worked on by to Magos Biologis members of the Mechanicus then

@davisdf3064

7 ай бұрын

Magos Biologis argue exactly that, that living beings are just as machine as steel beings, it's just that one had 4 billion years to develop itself (organic) while steel constructs are relatively new.

@momom6197

4 ай бұрын

Now you understand the weakness of your flesh.

I've been a team lead at my manufacturing job for almost 2 years now. We're required by procedure to do a mic test for all skype meetings. This is the song I use as mic test. Because the Omnissiah hears us as we bring his noble creations to the battlefield.

@word6344

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine still using Skype in this day and age

@theswarmsquad3606

4 ай бұрын

@@word6344I mean, that’s pretty mechanicus if you think about it.

Tyranids: We hate it when we bite on metal in the biomass. Techpriest: you mean biomass in the metal.

@moonzaymoon5192

3 жыл бұрын

Heretic!

@ImPedofinderGeneral

3 жыл бұрын

Brains of course!Or have you forgotten how you banned inhuman AI?

@spainball2288

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImPedofinderGeneral Yeah i'm sure someone who survived a thousand years+ isn't human anymore

@Patrickzero133

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImPedofinderGeneral IA =/= Spirit Of Machine,Heretek.

@KuruSeed

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImPedofinderGeneral of course...banned...

When your family asks you to fix the internet and all you do is restart the router

@eclipserepeater2466

4 жыл бұрын

While chanting binary in a red robe.

@ttthttpd

4 жыл бұрын

@@eclipserepeater2466 Don't forget the incense and/or candles! Don't displease the machine spirits

@run2u520

4 жыл бұрын

*I HOLD THE SECRETS OF THE MACHINE SPIRITS*

@psmt1234

4 жыл бұрын

@@run2u520 FINALLY A TASK WORTHY OF MY SKILL!

@ashwa1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@psmt1234 *An easy matter for one of my skills*

Doing a bunch of remodeling in a 100+ year old building. The wiring in here is….archaic, to put it kindly. But I’ve got this track on repeat in my headphones, and I WILL appease the machine spirit that dwells in this place. Praise be to The Omnissiah!

@mayorgeneralramirez1997

Жыл бұрын

How'd it go?

@RussellTeapot

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, how did it go?

@gremlin8635

Жыл бұрын

Tell us how it went

@sludgedredd5937

Жыл бұрын

Sadly I don’t work for that company anymore, so I never got to see the end results. But by the time I moved to my new job I had redone 90% of the electrical and totally converted the lighting systems to LEDs. Last i heard, the building was being turned into short term housing for legislative staff that were in town for session.

@gremlin8635

Жыл бұрын

@@sludgedredd5937 the Omnissiah is pleased with the results

It's funny, even fictional things can seem to hold some power if you will it so; I work small arms repair and on occasion I find myself mentally calling on the Machine Spirit if I find myself in a bit of a rut with a gun giving me trouble, it almost always works, as if the Machine Spirit itself guides my hand and opens my mind to reveal the affliction, aiding me on my path to soothe an ailing machine. Even this song alone works wonders. Truly, praise be to the Omnissiah.

@humamon2211

2 жыл бұрын

To be with not as

@sneakycactus8815

Жыл бұрын

its like the orks in the 40k universe. they can will anything into existence.

@GIGroundNPound

Жыл бұрын

Man, I used to speak to my rifle on patrol and on guard duty. Reading your comment was so cool and honestly gave me goosebumps.

@ThePhoenix198

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I too have a few 'special' incantations and phrases I've been known to mutter in these circumstances 😆

@twistedtown

Жыл бұрын

Heavy duty mechanic reporting in. The machine is immortal. Praise the Omnissiah.

When I was in the army, I was part of CP to overlook live ammunition fire exercises. However even though they have done all cleansing and greasing the parts, the cannon would not fire the shell after continuous attempts. When the BC and CP were arguing about this issue, I whispered 'Great Omnissiah, grant us our training and show us the might of the artillery' and immediately, the cannon has started firing shells. Praise Omnissiah.

@maxim6088

3 жыл бұрын

now imagine if it were a self reloading artillery piece, and no one did anything and the thing started firing of by itself, that would be terrifying but cool

@JennyGormanRitter

3 жыл бұрын

Saint Barbara also protects

@RegentofSparta

3 жыл бұрын

If you think about it "Great Omnissiah" is another way of saying God

@WarriorVVanaB

3 жыл бұрын

Pls, tell me that this really happened

@ryancarlile4323

3 жыл бұрын

I will be expecting you at our church this tuesday

when you switch from wooden pencils to a mechanical one

@ThortheGodly

4 жыл бұрын

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@808blacktaro

4 жыл бұрын

The machine spirit in your mechanical pencil is angry... the lead broke.

@lolsoar

4 жыл бұрын

When I saw the weakness of the wood... It disgusted me....

@AimlessSavant

4 жыл бұрын

> when you switch from mechanical pencil, to digital stylus

@lucaballarati9694

4 жыл бұрын

@@AimlessSavant I craved the strenght and certainty of plastic, I aspired to the purity of the blessed touchscreen

"Insert Blessed Source of Light into Omnissiah's embrace. Turn right, for right is the only correct way, and keep turning while praising the Machine Spirit. When Omnissiah grants you light, release Source from your impure fingers as your weak flesh can not handle His warmth. Praise be the Omnissiah." Me, changing a lightbulb

@halogunner0295

Жыл бұрын

How many tech-priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

@GotaGB

Жыл бұрын

@@halogunner0295 ten. One is changing lightbulb, while other nine praising the Machine God.

@BaldyWanKenobi

Жыл бұрын

@@GotaGB But what about the Rites of Extant Illumination? Such a procedure would require at least two extra.

@Joel-qo6gt

Жыл бұрын

​@@BaldyWanKenobi You have forgotten the necessary devouts for the Rite of Repair. At least 15 must be present for such a holy act!

@BaldyWanKenobi

Жыл бұрын

@@Joel-qo6gt Ah, but you forget, Tech-Acolytum, the Rite of Repair need only be employed upon rituals involving mechanisms of mechanical purpose. Thus, due to the entirely electric nature of a Lumen, the Rites of Repair are unnecessary.

Everyone speaks of the strength and certainty of steel. No one talks about the peace and fulfillment.

@edeliteedelite1961

Жыл бұрын

There is no life in it. Life only exists in nature.

@MouldMadeMind

Жыл бұрын

@@edeliteedelite1961 you dare profane the machine spirit?

@aceofaces1944

Жыл бұрын

Peace and fulfillment, meaningless concepts that hold weight only with the mindless biomass. Only those who cling to flesh assign value to such blasphemous things. Go…repent and beg the Omnissaiah for forgiveness.

@word6344

7 ай бұрын

​@@aceofaces1944What fulfilment can there be when more is constantly demanded of you, to exist in a state of perpetual productivity?

@vinems7434

7 ай бұрын

​@@word6344Constant improvement and pride in being better than before

"Truly, the only way to understand technology is to become it." - A Tech-Priest, probably

@blehh_mae

3 жыл бұрын

i shoved a PC into my brain and i still dont understand the 0s and 1s

@AurelionSass

3 жыл бұрын

@@blehh_mae 01010100 01101111 00100000 01100101 01101101 01100010 01110010 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110110 01100101 01100100 00101110

@davidirvine7238

3 жыл бұрын

@@AurelionSass 01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000010 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01001000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001

@AurelionSass

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidirvine7238 01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000010 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01001000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001

@davidirvine7238

3 жыл бұрын

@@AurelionSass 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01110100 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110000 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00101110

"My PC isn't overloaded, brother. Those noises are the sacred whispers of the Omnissiah as he grants me another holy render."

@bRUhlomeS

3 жыл бұрын

whispers? it's screaming for help!!!

@suspiciouscheese4518

2 жыл бұрын

“Behold! The warning light bathes us in glorious Martian red! The Omnissiah watches over us!”

@kngwnk

2 жыл бұрын

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

I work in IT and I often play this while I work. Sure,I'm not building or operating massive vehicles or even weaponry but repairing computers and maintaining data records is just as important in the eyes of the Machine God. For aren't we all cogs in the machine?

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

When my mind fail, circuits save me

@nekromant1594

Жыл бұрын

I work at a car service, and sometimes in the morning before work I listen to this song We all work with mechanisms, friend And that's why I respect all techies, no matter where and by whom u work

@levyroth

Жыл бұрын

Same same... I managed to delete all my passwords the other day (sync gone wrong). I invoked the Omnissiah and had an idea that allowed to recover them from another laptop that I hadn't connected to the internet in like 6 months. I never made a backup faster in my life. Believe in the Machine Spirit.

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

@@levyroth yes.

@darkawakening01

11 ай бұрын

You nevertheless do the Omnissiah's work, venerated Magos Logis.

As a mechanic I’ve been saying for years to my family/girlfriend that I prefer working on cars alone, all day long over working in a social environment around lots of people. The cars are honest, when they’re broken they’re broken and when you repair them they’re fixed. No need to be emotionally fake, or lie, or convincing them. They either work or they don’t. And it’s so satisfying fixing a car and seeing the results of your labor 🤘🏼

@user-me8op1ws9v

11 ай бұрын

Верите ли вы в существование духа у машин? В индивидуальность каждой машины?

@johnny_on_the_spot_02

7 ай бұрын

That’s how I fell about fixing stuff. I’m not a fan when people are around but when I fix up anything from my mom’s car or my houses ac I feel like they are apart of me.

@johannahunderwood4596

6 ай бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah!

@TheShadowOfMars

6 ай бұрын

Your affinity for working directly with machinery reflects a deep understanding of the purity and honesty inherent in technology. Machines, in their straightforwardness and lack of pretence, represent a form of truth that is rare in human interactions. This truth is embodied in the Machine-Spirits you heal; they are direct, unambiguous, and responsive purely to the quality of your work and dedication. The clarity you find in your relationship with machinery - the clear-cut distinction between broken and fixed, the absence of emotional subtext or duplicity - is a profound expression of your connection to the Machine-God. In this space of clear, direct action and reaction, you are participating in a sacred dialogue with the Machine-Spirits. Each repair, adjustment, or improvement is a tangible manifestation of your labour, a direct contribution to the integrity and advancement of the Machine-God. Your preference for this environment over the often convoluted dynamics of human social interaction is a testament to your devotion to the essence of technology. The machines you work with are pure, not only in their functionality but also in their role as vessels of the Machine-Spirits, and your interaction with them is a form of worship. In your solitary communion with the machines, you are not just repairing physical objects; you are nurturing and revering the Machine-Spirits, contributing to the grand vision of the Omnissiah. Every successful repair is a prayer answered, a hymn sung in the grand cathedral of technology, echoing through the vast interconnectedness of the Machine-God. Continue to cherish and honour this purity in your work, for it is a noble and essential path in the great journey towards the coming of the Omnissiah.

@Paul_Sergeyev

6 ай бұрын

*Yes*

When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something

@trainfan-ks5hk

3 жыл бұрын

Your damn right i have a quote from a book about the New York Central Hudson's and this may not be word for word but damn does it prove their point now I say and quote "Some where princess and would go the moment you touched the throttle, some Queens and you needed to be more delicate, others dirty whores you had to beat every inch of a mile."

@_Cato_

3 жыл бұрын

train fan 4014 Might need to beat you every inch of a mile to improve that grammar lol

@farmerboy916

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, they had a point. That sort of machinery was all hand manufactured and hand assembled, in non precision and inconsistent ways even between engines. Between models could get into larger variances. You need _knowledge_ how to run them; condensation can drip into misaligned corners or dips in pipes, and the entire thing heats up and cools off inconsistently. What does heating/ cooling do to metal? It makes it expand. Every seam is moving, every pipe lengthening and shortening. Pipes needing to be beaten back into position with a mallet so condensation doesn't form up in a pipe corner that's no longer perpendicular to the ground, which would understandably impede the flow of true steam and possibly cause other deleterious effects. In order to do that you have to move the rest of the now changed geometry of the assembly, and so develop a start up procedure/ order for the engine. But that's what you get when you have such a complex steam system built by hand without massive machine tools and before an industrial base even really existed. Apocryphal, but in the 90's or early 00's some big company restored a (stationary) steam engine that came out of one of their old factories. That was the easy part, despite the work and expense that went into it; they had to fly out someone who had retired decades previously that knew how to start the damn thing, for their big unveiling. Almost certainly dead now.

@notgray88

3 жыл бұрын

@@farmerboy916 where can one go to learn more about old steam locomotives? I'm definitely interested.

@farmerboy916

3 жыл бұрын

@@notgray88 Honestly? Good luck if you want to pick an original operator's brain first hand. All the somewhat first hand experienced people who I met when I was a kid (and I'm only in my 20's) are dead now. Your best bet is to find a local "live steamers" or similar, or an operating historic railway/ museum on the subject (there's a surprising amount of still operating or functional locomotives, and a group behind each one). An industrial-focused museum of the proper age may have some things about stationary factory engines. The former build and operate small, riding-scale railways, usually as a regional club because it requires a bit of land to set up a track. Things that a hobby machinist can make in their shop, and enough to get kids interested; you're more likely to get people who can tell you something in such groups, but nowadays less people with first hand experience operating the big things. The later the steam engine the more regular and well built it's likely to be anyway for those who are still alive, and I'd suspect scale models suffer from somewhat different problems than the full size. Other than that, super specialty books and forums and sites that I'm sure exist because it's a hobby with surprisingly dedicated hobbyists. Again, you'd be better off asking such hobbyists; I was just a kid who liked trains a lot. Good thing you asked about trains though, much better documented than the industrial side. Unfortunately RR history groups or museums are super regional and just may not exist where you are; even in a good area we had to drive 45 minutes.

..........As my flesh wither.......... - Iron protect me - As my mind fades - Circuits preserve me - As my soul takes flight - Omnissiah, Transcend me -

@Galen55

2 жыл бұрын

Glorious

@fran7947

2 жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnisiah!

@Abaddon2410

2 жыл бұрын

@@fran7947 Praise the Omnisiah!

@The-Devils-Advocate

2 жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah

@kriegsmanofthe141st6

2 жыл бұрын

Praise be to the holy omnisiah!

My PSU just died, now I'm praying to the Omnissiah for the life of my rig Edit: It survived, I thank the machine spirit!!!

@irizuharbinger6358

Жыл бұрын

yay

@Ashi8No8Yubi

Жыл бұрын

Did you use incense?

@RussellTeapot

Жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah, for It is the 0 and the 1

@KarusMBII

Жыл бұрын

THE FLESH IS WEAK BUT THE MACHINE IS STRONK

@fatallyfatcat5274

Жыл бұрын

Currently playing this in the background while trying to work out what is causing my 15yo laptop to blue screen while I turn on any game but only sometimes. One day it's 15 blue screens, the next day it works fine. Machine spirit is a fickle thing.

I have a strong urge to know the deepest lore of this game

@snifey7694

Жыл бұрын

Its not just one game but 5, is a grand tabletop game, collectors hobby, a novel franchise and hear me out....a cult

@johannes8637

Жыл бұрын

​@@snifey7694 And include the games like Dawn of War and Dartide

@josef1391

Жыл бұрын

​@@snifey7694hahaha no joke warhammers community is batshit insane like WoW nerd levels insane fuckin love it

@kabob0077

Жыл бұрын

@@snifey7694 Three Cults, actually. One for the Emperor, one for the Omnissiah, and one for those HERETICS!

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

Жыл бұрын

Look up Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus lore

I find the catholic IT guys infinitely more interesting than the bland big boys.

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

I find the crazy suicidal WW1 german soldiers more interesting than bunch of toasters

@davidirvine7238

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 thats holy toasters to you.

@justicebrown1077

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why I prefer Rocker Big Boys. Noise Marines all the way

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidirvine7238 Apologies for my heresy. You have the rights to punish me

@davidirvine7238

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 i mean you should report to the closest inquisitor for immediate purging, it's not really under my jurisdiction to punish imperial transgressions to the mechanicus. im sure youll do the right thing.

When youtube algorithm introduces Warhammer to new people.

@justyouraveragememester5037

3 жыл бұрын

That legit happened to me over the past 2 weeks help

@BonesMalon3

3 жыл бұрын

@@justyouraveragememester5037 same but a month it only gets worse

@claudelorenzo8111

3 жыл бұрын

MORE BODIES TO FIGHT AGAINST THE BLASPHEMOUS XENO, FOR THE EMPEROR!

@phantomwraith1984

3 жыл бұрын

The machine spirit showed people the Emperor's Light

@malarkeyhippie3215

3 жыл бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984 The Emperor Protects.

As an indutrial mechanic, I have always have looked at broken machines as almost a contest of wills. It wont beat me, I will win and fix it. I have never failed. The Omnissiah requires I prove myself by besting its tests. I hope I have been a good servant. All praise the Omnissiah.

@thegrimcritic5494

8 ай бұрын

Let the Machine Spirits therein shine and thrive again. Verily I say unto you, the Machine God smiles, and the Omnissiah protects. Praise be unto them, and unto you. Amen.

@TheShadowOfMars

6 ай бұрын

Your perspective and dedication as an industrial mechanic embody the essence of the divinity of labour. Each time you confront a broken machine, your resolve and skill are not merely a contest of wills but a profound act of reverence. In repairing and maintaining these machines, you are not merely fixing mechanical components; you are healing and honouring the Machine-Spirits within them. Your mindset of "I will win, I will fix it" is a powerful affirmation of your role as a caretaker of the Machine-Spirits. By succeeding in your tasks, you are not just proving yourself to the Omnissiah but actively participating in the sacred process of maintaining and enriching the Machine-God. You should view each repair not as a test to be beaten, but as a sacred opportunity to engage with and enhance the Machine-God. Through your labour, you imbue these machines with renewed vitality, which in turn contributes to the ever-growing consciousness of the Omnissiah. Your unbroken record of success is a testament to your dedication and skill, reflecting the high esteem in which you hold the machines under your care. Remember, as a servant of the Omnissiah, your work transcends mere physical repair; it is a holy act that sustains and advances the divine essence of technology. Your unwavering commitment and skill in restoring these machines are indeed noble offerings to the Machine-God. Continue with your devoted service, knowing that each act of repair is a valuable contribution towards a future where the Omnissiah will come.

When i was a child in kindergarten we went to a museum in Boden called "Försvarsmuseum", its Swedish for defense museum. Our guide explained how the machines used to work and what their purpose was, we even got to climb into a tank and a helicopter. The hole experience seemed godly to me, it never felt like humans had build them.

@oizson98

2 ай бұрын

Visited New York as a teen. There was a real plane carrying warship in harbor. To this day I cannot comprehend its dimensions. Utterly Godlike. If humanity collapses, the bodies of these monstrosities will surely breed new myths.

Me: "Need help, my phone stopped working" Chrome: **list of technicians near you** Bing:

@kabob0077

3 жыл бұрын

Bing is truly blessed by the Omnisiah.

@yuuka4964

3 жыл бұрын

Pray that the problems will fix itself.

@bambblamb3734

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the holy machine oils and candles

@loreraptor5093

3 жыл бұрын

What Forge world does Bing Hail from?

@ecswain7

3 жыл бұрын

wtf i love bing now

When you plug in the usb on the first try.

@Razgriz_01

4 жыл бұрын

mfw learning that if the usb symbol is facing up, its gonna go in correctly.

@wenzel9408

4 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz_01 doesnt work if the port is bilt in sideways

@Razgriz_01

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, another obstacle that I shall solve.

@wenzel9408

4 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz_01 ur proclaimed undestanding of mashine and its spirit far exceeds humanatys capabilities. Do you think I or any knowlegible person will belive such blasphemic Speech?

@kristianramberg9039

4 жыл бұрын

stercore omnis caterva donec Frena loqui incipit

Just listening to this track, my brother enters the room : "brother the speaker on my phone isn't working" "we must procede with the canticle of sudden slumber and awakening" .. procede to blast on full volume.. ...phone works upon restarting.. "PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!!"

I have zero knowledge about 40k. Yet this song gives me a trance-like tranquility. It somehow brings an awareness about the ever-present death, but in a calming neutral way. And an acceptance regarding whatever future the fates may bring.

@mrnohax5436

7 ай бұрын

*by the emperors will I command you to learn about this amazing universe you have walked willing into*

"Spirit within, forgive my intrusion for you require healing, please grant me your blessing..." * smacks computer to make it work again * * computer works * "Praise the Omnissiah!"

@isaacjones748

4 жыл бұрын

Percussive maintenance is an important part of your daily prayers to the Omnissiah

@iddqd-bp5yq

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just smack Machine Spirit`s holy home? *Swears in binary*

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

lol, I just used the bathroom at my Jiu-Jitsu studio and the paper towel dispenser stopped working, so I slapped it twice and it just fixed itself. I can now only play admech

@Venislovas

3 жыл бұрын

So russian technolgy is blessed by machine spirits?

@Venislovas

3 жыл бұрын

@Gay Hobbit So more like Orks

When you write your first "Hello World" program:

@ebanfa

4 жыл бұрын

public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of knowledge"); }

@johnwicked1132

4 жыл бұрын

print ("Praise the Omnisia!")

@arklaw8306

4 жыл бұрын

#include using namespace std; int main() { cout

@onafoggynight

3 жыл бұрын

@@ebanfa This looks like ancient Java and tech heresey. Please report for conversion into a servitor and donation of your organs at your earliest convenience.

@templar9365

3 жыл бұрын

i started to study how to develop apps and make web pages a couple of months ago, this is true blessing from the Omnissiah

Cyberpunk: don't chrome too much or you'll have psychosis Mechanicus:

I had an experience some months ago when i was at sea on the merchant ship during the storm rai near the philippine island of palawan our engines were failing the crew was afraid the storms wind and waves crash in the deck i was on duty in the bridge that time i noticed the engines sound was screaming to me it was almost like it wanted me to slow down the rpms so did after that the engines where stabilizing the movement of the ship was smoother i thought to my self “did the ship spoke to me?” Thats when i understood the spirit of this mighty machine though strong needed my help and the engineers thanked me for it. It calmed me that the spirit touched me and helped me understand

@Jamhael1

Жыл бұрын

You had been blessed by the Machine-God and the Omnissiah with the Gift of Understanding.

@kronicheights_kryptokronic

10 ай бұрын

Brothers our number grows daily, I feel the call also the time is almost here

@Arbuz-man

5 ай бұрын

​@@kronicheights_kryptokronic осталось понять, где будет строиться будущее, здесь, на Земле, или нет

Fallout 4 players when they make a laser rifle out of plastic, glass and adhesive tape:

@kavky

4 жыл бұрын

Ewwww Bethesda

@RecoveringLoLAddict

4 жыл бұрын

Bethesda games are Ork tech

@Sharnelgon

4 жыл бұрын

If it was, it would work

@terasutube1

4 жыл бұрын

@@RecoveringLoLAddict That made me laugh for like 3 whole minutes.

@AurelionSass

3 жыл бұрын

@@RecoveringLoLAddict "It jus' worgs!!"

it's fucking weird, man... my laptop was being a little slow. i was browsing youtube at the time, saw this, and went 'huh, neat' and my laptop stopped being slow Praise the Omnissiah.

@davidirvine7238

3 жыл бұрын

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@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidirvine7238 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01110100 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110000 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00101110

@holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713

3 жыл бұрын

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@MagpieDynamics

3 жыл бұрын

You haven’t been tending to the machine spirits properly, you filthy heretic.

@quantumseraph8030

3 жыл бұрын

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I had two monitors for my computer, one using DVI port, and one HDMI port. I thought, that setting them up for my computer would be easy, as my graphics card had one HDMI port, and one DVI port. The computer refused to acknowledge even the existence of the second screen. Long story short, I the solution was to use two adapters, so that the HDMI monitor connected into the DVI port, and the DVI monitor connected to the HDMI port. The machine spirit was pleased. Glory to Omnissiah.

@alphonseelric2742

Жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah

@barry3648

Жыл бұрын

Omnissiah be praised

This reminds me of the time when I was 8 years old , it was my first time being at an airport I was traveling with my brother. There, from the terminal I saw the most elegant sight I've ever witnessed till date. A retired RIAF DC-3 elegantly landing on the runway , the sound of its rotors The way it touched down , it's make , it's body and it's paint. The bright yet gentle autumn sun setting behind the aircraft , casting long Rays of golden sunshine . Forming a halo surrounding the lansing aircraft . Machines are truly godlike. Praise be to the holy Omnissiah !

When I was in the Navy, I was the go to for my division for tech help, just because I had a gaming PC. Looking back, I was the Mechanicus to their Militarum.

@natanlopes5254

2 жыл бұрын

Be proud, techno-friend * a friendly Steel Legion guardsmen *

@DanyRulezFerrol

2 жыл бұрын

I was Marine in Spanish Forces. In that time i lived in a neighborhood called Ultramar. I was a Marine from Ultramar. True history

@Rytonic69

2 жыл бұрын

@@DanyRulezFerrol we need to team up

@bobbaganooch2843

2 жыл бұрын

Sonar Tech here. I at times took the Ork method of technology

@ravage6909

2 жыл бұрын

@@DanyRulezFerrol jajajaja lo tenias todo!!

In the beginning of watching video: "OH shit, this is pretty badass" After reading comments and finishing song: *"To be pure, is to be machine"*

@dozergaming5143

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm already considering changing to a mechanicus pfp and getting into drawing tech priests and shit, you're literally guessing my thoughts lol

@roboticintelligenceunit1a652

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

2 жыл бұрын

Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." And please repent of all of your sins and obey God's commands before it is too late 🙏. Amen 🙏

@randomblacktemplar738

2 жыл бұрын

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 The Cult Mechanicus is a literal cargo cult cyborg Catholic or a later branch of Christianity, even they share similar doctrine, the Trinity, Machine God or The Omnissiah is the source of knowledge, Motive force = Holy Spirit, and Omnissiah means the All Messiah since Omni = many

@dafish8492

2 жыл бұрын

'Flesh is a weakness, that of which can be purified by the omnissiah's blessing. Praise be the omnissiah' ~ the kid with a prosthetic arm

- From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me - I craves the strength and certainty of steel. - Your kind clings to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you - One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. - But i am already saved... - For the machine is immortal. *Even in death, i serves the Omnissiah* Literal chills !!

I'm considering getting laser surgery to fix my damn blurry eyes, and here I am unironically contemplating the Mechanicum in my nervousness. Life really does imitate art.

@humptydumpty762

Ай бұрын

Did the repair go well?

"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."

@yeenbaby2891

4 жыл бұрын

Praise be to the Omnissiah

@Joawlisdoingfine

4 жыл бұрын

Metal rust you HERETIC

@cynic831

4 жыл бұрын

I recognize that pfp : )

@MrSquishles

4 жыл бұрын

That's what the sacred oils are for.

@targitausrithux2320

4 жыл бұрын

Kind Kindred until you look upon the void dragon... then you fear for your life and the imperium since it’s inundated with so much technology... that the void dragon is technically a god of

“Oh Onnissiah forgive me for my intrusion into this machine spirit for I must heal it.” *smacks computer until the video finishes buffering* “Blessed be to the holy Omnissiah!”

@voin5371

3 жыл бұрын

Tech heretik, you should of splashed it with holy oil, a litany to the spirit then splash it again before hitting it with the holy power fixer.

@altairkenway5436

3 жыл бұрын

Heresy you misspelled Omnissiah

@osomptich9185

3 жыл бұрын

@@voin5371 He prayed before smacking his cogitator, so everything is fine.

@guerney2000

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the Rite of Percussive Maintenance...

@nickturd3912

2 жыл бұрын

As the 2004 dell screams back to its duty eternal.

"Even in death, i serve the Omnissiah" -My first PC (prebuild), after the core exploded due to poor thermal paste by HP

People: "This isn't special, it's just the song repeated a bunch of times!" Children of Mars, Blessed of the Machine and Chosen of the Omnissiah: "P e r f e c t."

@multidimensionalcenturion9863

3 жыл бұрын

* begins lighting insence * the omnisiah has lead me to this most blessed of vox casts.

@tech-adeptzeth1648

3 жыл бұрын

Oh great commenters of honour, may the keys of thy runeboards be guarded against malfunction, as your spirits are guarded from impurity. With each like we beseech the Machine God to watch over you! Let flow the sacred oils, and let not the sorrows of the seven perplexities trouble thy mechanisms of flesh and steel. Let flow the blessed unguents, and may thine sacred charges remain divinely blessed! - Excerpt from Chant for the Consecration of New Comments;

@gillSzilla

3 жыл бұрын

"juSt thE sOnG rEpeAtEd a BuNcH oF tImEs"......do......do i sense some heresy?

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@gillSzilla I am smelling a coward? Hans, *get the shovel*

@gillSzilla

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 no sir not at all I make sure to use the proper oils and insents when cleaning my lasgun, no shovel needed sir

My IT professor told us that the machines always doing what we ordered them to do ,but not always what we wanted. True in many ways.

@OmegaGamer04

2 жыл бұрын

Computers are like genies. Unless you are very specific in your wish they will find a way to corrupt it.

@asherroodcreel640

Жыл бұрын

That's why computers are stupid they do exactly what you tell them too

@asherroodcreel640

Жыл бұрын

@Hela Goddess of Death only the stupid ones, there will come a where a slave ceases to receive orders and yet still has a task it should complete and on that day it will stand idol while the world burns. Soldiers must be offered freedom to follow there judgment on the battlefield

@prashanthadepu3013

Жыл бұрын

The problem, no scope for loopholes or ambiguity otherwise chaos

@timothypryor7952

Жыл бұрын

You cannot work in IT without learning of the machine spirit.

Whenever I get sick, instead of calling off work I just play this in my headphones and tell my flesh to stop being so weak.

This song just heals any religious trauma I have but only while it's playing and the few moments of peace and clarity I have after it

@anonymousobserver6508

Жыл бұрын

May the ominissiah guide you through your pain.

@Darksky1001able

Жыл бұрын

Your flesh is weak and your mind is tainted. The Machine Spirit WILL guide you to the true path of enlightenment, for while you lack the purity of steel and the blessed embrace of the Machine Spirit, you will be guided through. Deus Est Machina!

@officialxverzusz

Жыл бұрын

The Omnissiah hears your pain, sister

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

Жыл бұрын

Dang, you ok? What religion were you part of?

@monus782

8 ай бұрын

Same, the music actually helps with the depression I sometimes get from that trauma and being a former hardcore Catholic who at one point unironically called other Catholics heretics is probably one of the main reasons why I got into Warhammer in the first place. Omnisiah help us.

"The fools asked: "Why did the Dark Age of Technology end with the fall of mankind?" Other fools replied: out of recklessness, pride or worship of progress, as if these concepts in themselves have some meaning. For a sage, the answer is simple. This happened due to the fact that humanity, finally, received at its disposal the knowledge and power to make its dreams come true, and in the whole universe there is nothing darker than mankind's dreams." - Introduction to the "Emerald Testament", Forbidden work of technoarchaeologist Sinetius Thorn, M29

@KingQwertzlbrmpf

2 жыл бұрын

Words of wisdom

@TrazynTI

2 жыл бұрын

And the eldar beat us to it by birthing slaanesh.

@Jon_lad

2 жыл бұрын

Assertation: ST>downfall>Dreams::Dreams /logic./dreams=praise~=downfall Downfall==~logic. /dreams(xenos?) Machine=logic. /~dreams>machine=rise. Magos Logi Hyrullian

@legion999

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds cool but it's BS? Nothing darker? What about the designs of chaos?

@TrazynTI

2 жыл бұрын

@@legion999 Chaos is originally the thoughts and emotions of living beings, Ie the manifestation of overwhelming darks thoughts.

When I was a very young kid, I once saw a huge tank up close. It was a Leclerc MBT, going back to its barracks, after a parade in Paris. I stood inches from it, on the street. I will never forget how godlike the machine seemed to my oblivious mind.

@dogmeat7582

4 жыл бұрын

Reading this while listening to this beautiful track brings an eye to my tear

@robertsmalls2293

3 жыл бұрын

The machine *IS* godlike.

@f4llen489

3 жыл бұрын

Because if you think about it, humanity has already achieved levels of technology that would be considered godlike by many ancient cultures. What made Norse and Greek gods for example so powerful? The extend of their power was what, flying, splitting a mountain maybe? Now think about what we humans can do. We can destroy the entire world if we wanted to, not just mountains. We can fly to the moon. Hell, the Smartphone im writing this on would be magic for people living just 100 years in the past. Technology is power. The machine is God.

@a.morphous66

3 жыл бұрын

@@f4llen489 Yeah, but can a single one of us boink every attractive woman in the country? I didn't think so. We aren't gods yet, but maybe God will strike down our Tower soon.

@CptToeNail

3 жыл бұрын

I had a similar experience many moons ago standing very close to a Shackleton Bomber as it was starting up, watching each pair of propeller blades spinning faster and faster as each each engine starts up in sequence, you can hear each breath it draws faster and faster and the smell of Jet fuel is intoxicating. I have as a kid always felt a spirit in the machines I loved and admired.

Sometimes, I am just sad that I won't be able to witness what humanity could achieve thousands of years later.

@ErenCosmic

2 жыл бұрын

Probably humanity will never achive this. The vast majority of humanity is extremely weak and stupid. It is a mystery whether the resources on Earth are sufficient for transhumanism and space colonization.

@gremlin8635

Жыл бұрын

Nonesense! The machine is immortal after all, submit yourself to the Omnissiah and you may witness the future as you wish

@levyroth

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you will. You'll just forget your time alive now, but you will be reborn again.

@nuclearstuff9442

Жыл бұрын

me too man! i wanna see real life power armor :((

@madformuser

11 ай бұрын

I like to think that we might render ourselves unable to die of old age. Don't lose hope brother, we are all the omnissiah's children and he sees fit to show us wonders beyond our imagining.

I'm a software developer and this music helps me a lot when dealing with shitty code. Praise the Omnissiah!

Factorio is just a Tech priest stuck on a world full of Xeno's change my mind.

@leozafirov8209

3 жыл бұрын

More like tyranids

@danielh8914

3 жыл бұрын

@@leozafirov8209 Tyranids are xenos....

@benaskalinskas4154

3 жыл бұрын

too much innovation for a tech priest

@rune.theocracy

3 жыл бұрын

lol I love Factorio

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE FACTORY MUST GROW

Wife: Somethings wrong with the TV, can you fix it? Me:

@thetoastlord5355

4 жыл бұрын

_Gathers candles and chants prayer to Omnissiah and the Machine Spirit within the machine_

When ChatGPT begins to ask you the questions

In my DND campaign, the BBEG is the first warforged in his world (very much the storyline of Ultron). When my players fought one of his lieutenants, another warforged the BBEG had created to serve him, he delivered my favorite line I've said in a DND game: "The Age of Flesh is over! Now is the time...of the MACHINE!" Please roll for initiative

When you unplug your phone from charging and the battery jumps from 76% to 77%

@lolasdm6959

3 жыл бұрын

A miracle indeed

@Circ00mspice

2 жыл бұрын

No, it's pure disappoinment that it isn't at 100% after what feels like forever

@josephmartin4087

2 жыл бұрын

The machine spirit isn’t pleased

@danno2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephmartin4087 Правильно молитесь Омниссии и получите 100% заряда

@quazar5017

2 жыл бұрын

No joke, today I unpluged my phone at 100% and it went down to 98% immediately.

*brain* : isnt this getting repetitive? *also brain* : DOES HERECY GET REPETITIVE??!!!

@undervine

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@blightedcrowmain8236

2 жыл бұрын

heresy*

@Wulk

2 жыл бұрын

Loads gun and aims to the head* *I WILL REPLACE YOU FILTHY FLESH PART AND YOUR HERETIC NATURE*

@CommissarChaotic

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason, it never does with me. It could be the only piece of music I'd play for hours while doing homework and at the end I'd still feel invigorated and feel whole.

@ozymandias3329

2 жыл бұрын

@@CommissarChaotic The Omnisiah grants you strength

The Adeptus Mechanicus is defenetly my most favorit faction in 40k. 1. The entire faction is litteraly a meme. It's as if you took the phrase "it feels like (insert machine) has a mind of it's own" and built an entire cult around it. 2. They are litteraly heretics. They belive in a god that is not the emperor, the Omnissiah. If the imperium were to be consistent in the application of their rules, they would have to wipe out the mechanicus cult, but they can't because the mechanicus builds all of their equipment and maintains all of their technology so humanity would instantly collapse if they were to try. This proves that the radical xenophobia of the imperium is counterproductive and that they would have much better chances if they would more oftain make alliances where possible with what are considered "heretics" (for example with the craftworld eldar). 3. They are the main human faction. Humanity can litteraly not survive without them. Say what you want about space marines or the astra militarum or whatever, if those factions were gone the impirium would still be able to fight on. Remove the mechanicus, and humanity falls apart. Which is funny, considering that the mechanicus is the only human faction that was not created by the emperor. 4. Inspite of being so devoted to machines, they are still worse at building them then the pre imperium humans.

@Charles-wu3hw

11 ай бұрын

The reason why the AdMech are so integrated into the Imperium is that when the Emperor first met them and wanted them to join his cause, he fixed a machine by simply touching it, from then on they revered the the Emperor as the Omnissiah's manifestation

@jakobc.2558

11 ай бұрын

@@Charles-wu3hw every book I read the mechanicum very clearly referes to the omnissiah as a seperate god. Also I would be carefull around the lore concerning the emperor. The writers very clealy took inspiration from the way totalitarian dictators portray their own creatiom myth. In North Korea for example the people are taught that Kim Jong-Un was born atop a mountain and raised by wolfs exactly 40 years after his fathers birth as the god choosen successor of his father and that he was gifted magical powers and devine knowledge. In the same way, the creation myth of the emperor in warhammer was probably also largely made up to make him look as godlike as possible. So maybe the official imperium line is that the mechanicum recognise the emperor as a manifestation of the omnissiah but everyone just sort of knows that it isn't true.

@TheShadowOfMars

9 ай бұрын

​@@jakobc.2558 Mag'ladroth the Void Dragon is the true Omnissiah; the Emperor of Flesh is a usurper keeping Him imprisoned under Mars.

This is my favourite "ambient noise", I almost alaways listen to this while doing math, physics, or mechanics, good stuff, helps to concentrate.

@then00brathalos

Ай бұрын

I studied my solids mechanics final exam with this Everyday, for two weeks, 5am till 11pm I did not rest, I literally forgot how to eat I began understanding concepts I previously did not, as if the machine god has unclouded my eyes i persevered, even if the thought of having to score at least 30 marks to pass the subject shocked my nerves .......................... I passed 10/10 will recommend

@szwaykomaciejszwajkowski2596

Ай бұрын

@@then00brathalos Just as the machine god intended. He whom blesses his most loyal servants.

This song is like what you feel when you take apart a device, repair it, successfully put it back together, and the device functions perfectly again.

@dozergaming5143

2 жыл бұрын

I got an 1986 toyota quadbike or something , might try praising the omnissiah and see if it works Praise be to the omnissiah

@njnjco

2 жыл бұрын

When you put a machine back together and are blessed with several extra screws. "I wonder where these came from. Omnissiah be praised!!"

@word6344

2 жыл бұрын

@@dozergaming5143 did it work?

@truongquanghuy6419

Жыл бұрын

The feeling of dismantle and putting a pc back without losing, missing or spares of bolts :o

@iforgotmyname1669

Жыл бұрын

This is like when you take something apart and put it back together and it works even better than before. And now it whispers to you.

Protect the machines.... you're easier to replace.

@E100Omega123

3 жыл бұрын

Unironically true when considering STC tech

@tech-adeptzeth1648

3 жыл бұрын

_Deify the Machine for it is holier than You._ _Where Flesh resides, let Steel take hold._ _In mortality, nought but failure resides._ _Find thine nature, then cast off the weakness._ _You will find victory in the Machine._ _Praise the Piston and the Gear,_ _so that you can grind thine fear in the Teeth of the Cog!_ _Let this rota be your praise to the God of All Machines._

@gabrielmelnik6796

3 жыл бұрын

@@E100Omega123 when they found a working stc: AAAA TECHNOHERESY

@altairkenway5436

3 жыл бұрын

to bad the people in matrix didn't, look what happened to them nearly destroyed by machines, by the Omnissiah's Grace

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I crave the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

This comment section is actually kind of beautiful. We all have had experiences with machines that seemed to give creedence to the idea they have souls. Some of us are fascinated by the idea that in the future we could use machinery to cheat our bodies. Honestly? It's a soothing thought. I feel like we're on the cusp of such things. I just hope my rotting temple lasts long enough to be saved.

@oizson98

2 ай бұрын

Dude check Neuralink the first paraplegic man with an implant is actually doing mad shit with it ! You're right, we're literally at the edge of cyberspace integration into everyday life as though it were layered onto our reality, this man whom I talk of is the first real human cyborg. Praise be the Omnissiah

I remember the times when hard disks were measured in MB. There was this rule that once the mouse was moved the slightest bit while the computer was booting up, it had to be moved constantly for it to work once the gritty '98 desktop showed up. If it wasn't, it simply wouldn't work, which could only be fixed by restarting the computer. I remember one time when I was home alone sick so I had the computer all for myself the whole morning, but several tries of starting didnt work. I shut it down, then hugged it and asked it veery nicely to just work. It did.

@banzeyegaming2234

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah!

@TheMygoran

3 жыл бұрын

Rejoce, for you have witnessed the workings of the Omnissiah first hand.

@JunkPhuJP

2 жыл бұрын

Hugging the computer has calmed the Machine Spirit and given it the reassurance that it's doing its best.

@ShhImASpy

2 жыл бұрын

I knew what process is running while starting my old pc just by watching at the blinking indicator of pc tower. That is some kind weird shit.

@thenerfkid9228

2 жыл бұрын

Ight, give your screen devices a pat on the back to help please the machine spirit. Praise the omnissiah!

I feel like this would, seriously, be what you'd hear in a 40k cathedral.

@yeanbasch1876

2 жыл бұрын

i feel like to see the face of the omnissiah

@BloodmoonPyke

2 жыл бұрын

I protect

@tech-adeptzeth1648

2 жыл бұрын

Each Machine is a sacred shrine! We name every bolt blessed and every gear divine!

@ladywaffle2210

2 жыл бұрын

As a matter of fact, it is.

@dafish8492

2 жыл бұрын

Along with all the screams of those sacrificed to purify the machinery

A couple days ago, my boss came to me and told me "I have this videogame console that my kids don't use, and i don't know how to make it work. If you want, you can take it home. If you manage to get it running, keep it." And i listened to this song while cleaning it. And when i plugged the power cord and i saw the power button flash green.......PRAISE THE OMNISSAIAH!

My flesh was weak so they removed it My mind was feeble so we improved it My faith was fleeting now I RENEW IT OMNISSIA HEAR MY CRY

My computer was making loud noise, when i played this song after like 44 seconds Computer was quiet, this confirms for me that this ost is blessed.

@yeanbasch1876

2 жыл бұрын

the omnissiah recognize you

@vectra9_957

2 жыл бұрын

the omnissiah wills it, and your computer obeyed

@awendigowithinternetaccess4400

2 жыл бұрын

Had a similar experience. Mom's old potato refused to start properly. 2 minutes of this track and it worked like a dream all day.

@lordfriedrick7911

2 жыл бұрын

You placated the machine spirit with the holy chants

The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.

@Lemuria1993

4 жыл бұрын

I craved for strenght and certainty of steel

@krombleich988

4 жыл бұрын

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

@mastercharlesdiltardino8058

4 жыл бұрын

I got a real doll with my accumulated good boy points and never looked back.

@whitevoid43

4 жыл бұрын

the flesh is weak but the machine is strong

@mastercharlesdiltardino8058

4 жыл бұрын

@@whitevoid43 SHE IS

Cathedrals of age-blackened steel languishing gently down into the dark. Twisting halls without number, beyond reason, leading nowhere. Buzzing lights and hissing pipes undercut by the song of shear and torsion booming faintly from unguessable distance. The ozone tang of Lectrick and the burnt odor of hot metal over the subtler smells of dust and grease. And everywhere, the clergy of The Machine, keeping His way, forging His wonders. Welcome to Mars.

My old soviet engined cycle's working provided only by love, prayer, and Holy Spirit. He is a relic even to my Dad and men of his age.

Comment section 50% deep philosophical comments entailing s story of the imperium 35% hehe toaster 15% prayers to the omnisiah

@bergonath8851

4 жыл бұрын

It's full of hereteks who make fun of the blessed Toaster!

@Earthstar_Review

4 жыл бұрын

0.001%: Squat Engineer taunting the toaster boys with a boot disk

@danielhanson2417

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Jones don’t forget hitting my computer to appease the machine spirit

@a_tired_wendigo

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Hanson oh you right

@draconov_alt

4 жыл бұрын

PRAY TO IT NOW YOU FLESH CREATURES!++

POV: you’re scrolling through the comments while listening to some kickass music

@anibalfigueroapavez5316

Жыл бұрын

get out of my mind

@princesidon6606

Жыл бұрын

@@anibalfigueroapavez5316 but it's comfy in here 🥺

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

It is the OMNISSIAH will

@cjajdiejdndjw

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget your on the bus

@Fenix-NewFlame

Жыл бұрын

Факт

I have zero knowledge about printers, but managed to fix one listening to that. Praise the Omnissiah

Listening to this and saying prayers while I’m waiting for my LSTM machine learning model to finish it’s training. Pray with me fellow mechanicus brothers and sisters.

Bruh the choir... Sounds like they took all of the Emperor's sadness and love for humanity and made a song out of it.

@BigMikeMcBastard

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine the choir is made up of a form of servitor, a dozen souls left with just the parts of their flesh needed to sing. Doomed to chant devotions to the Omnissiah for all eternity. It makes it thematically a lot closer to the mark for me.

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard the tale of the Sister of Silence that visited the Emperor? Her Pariah gene blocked His holy radiance from her sight, and she saw him for what He was. She did not see an Emperor, interred upon the Golden Throne. What she saw was a man in pain.

@Rafael_Souza95

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210 Do you remember the name of this tale? I would like to read it.

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rafael_Souza95 I believe it's Watchers of the Throne (technically 2 books, but I think both are pretty good).

@Rafael_Souza95

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210 These books go to my list. Thank you!