Verily, thy death drop be most sickening, o maiden

@nyanarceus7253

3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

@DezMarivette

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 comment. You get the “Hilarious” Award. 🏆

@MisstressMourtisha

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@heystobit3742

3 жыл бұрын

SIR I CANNOT BREATH NOW😭😭😭

@NyxInfernal

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

Fun fact: even Medieval times, she would have still been called Megan Thee Stallion.

@Hana9916

3 жыл бұрын

That would make her name Megan you Stallion

@altobonifacio8936

3 жыл бұрын

Æh

@ryanallen2647

3 жыл бұрын

She would of been considered a witch

@user-wc9ez9fk1k

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hana9916 Thy*** Stallion

@younggravyishot1399

3 жыл бұрын

Megan Thine Stallion and Bardy C

Ok Megan Thy Stallion...

@quackaddict2203

3 жыл бұрын

It's still "thee" - "thy" is your.

@tr4sh.r4t

3 жыл бұрын

@@quackaddict2203 wrong. thee is "you" Thy is "your" or "yours"

@nicktompkins4321

3 жыл бұрын

I sense an ancap

@quackaddict2203

3 жыл бұрын

@@tr4sh.r4t read my comment again and realize you're saying the exact same thing.

@71espn

3 жыл бұрын

What is Megan the stallion

I love how specific this is

@lotus6892

3 жыл бұрын

Kat you watch everything I watch lol

@batty_babette

3 жыл бұрын

@@lotus6892 I know, right? Same with me. She is EVERYWHERE for me. It's so awesome! I love it.

@lotus6892

3 жыл бұрын

@@batty_babette I love it too lol

@rhonaldneitzel2410

3 жыл бұрын

So cultured 💞🌎🌍🌏

@noahshomeforstrangeandeduc4431

3 жыл бұрын

why am I not surprised you're here?

oh no i think these girls gonna get burned at stake for fast speaking magic and inappropriate behaviour, run

@nanamiharuka3269

3 жыл бұрын

empowered women? they must me witches!

@cool_dude_like_really

3 жыл бұрын

@@nanamiharuka3269 I mean, it's just a classic. Causing disarray and revolutionary movements will not go unpunished, unless the revolution is successful and then they are seen as heroes. History's written by the winners

@SaranshV

3 жыл бұрын

@@cool_dude_like_really not if I write it first

@topazfire974

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅 they would have called it witches tongue ......"BURN HER AT THE STAKE SHE IS A WITCH🤠

@JimmyBoy9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@cool_dude_like_really Cause there are always winners right? lol.

Maximillion Robespierre: Happy twerks to this song King Louis XIV : IM IN DANGER.

@AllenorLP

3 жыл бұрын

wrong Louis

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllenorLP louis armstrong is that u

@AllenorLP

3 жыл бұрын

@@EliseRothMusic I see trees of green, but no guillotine.

@RealBradMiller

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllenorLP I see skies of blue, and red sprays of blood, too.

@Natalie-101

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like that you made me imagine robespierre twerking and I don't like that I want to see it irl now

Guys, if you complain about the fancy outfit, use your imagination: - they could be maids in a wealthy house hold dressing up in their lady's robe day dreaming about their fight for freedom. - they could be wealthy ladies role playing peasants as a fetish, somehow.

@nittygritty7034

3 жыл бұрын

They killed the nobles!

@fatixa6792

3 жыл бұрын

Or the uprising was successful and they're showing off their new outfits they stole from the nobles!

@jimmyjuice697

3 жыл бұрын

There was actually a period in France where the peasant lifestyle was fetishized iirc.

@warriorscholar41

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the song keeps chanting "no more lords in this house." What do you think happened?

@MsCjstorm

3 жыл бұрын

The content creator says “they went shoppin after the choppin”

Boys during History class: History is boring! Let’s go back to Gym class! I wanna show Coach Smith how much my tackling has improved! Girls during History class:

@baguettegott3409

3 жыл бұрын

I love when people reverse that meme format :D

@supanachuru9896

3 жыл бұрын

@@baguettegott3409 same it's so nice!

@noahshomeforstrangeandeduc4431

3 жыл бұрын

mood honestly

@user-zk9dx9oh2d

3 жыл бұрын

why is this so funny? lmaoooooo

@shostysboo

3 жыл бұрын

It’s me, I’m girls

Gonna send this to everyone I know... ultimate combination of two of my most burning passions, bardcore and shitposting

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

dung posting, if you will

@lc9072

3 жыл бұрын

Lefty shitposting

@baguettegott3409

3 жыл бұрын

@@lc9072 That's the best kind of shitposting :D

@axemaster

3 жыл бұрын

nailed it

@nikomartinez6889

3 жыл бұрын

NOT BARDCORE 💀💀

Ben Shapiro: The reason the peasants are in such disarray is due to the dangerous anti-feudal ideas of Lady Alexandra of the house of Ocasio-Cortez, who still will not debate me.

@scattysafari7742

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. Have thou an upvote, friend.

@trol_8889

3 жыл бұрын

You need those feet so bad

@irisflowering

3 жыл бұрын

* Benjaminium of House Shapiric

@Rhobyn

3 жыл бұрын

Shabibo is the modern day personification of "Let them eat cake."

@kaasmaster8892

3 жыл бұрын

well armed p-word

Here on my approximate 47th rewatch just to say that this is unequivocally the most iconic thing on the internet

@EliseRothMusic

2 жыл бұрын

holy crap Bernadette Banner noticed meeeeee

"NOW FROM THE SUMMIT, THOU SHALL PLUMMET!" lmao i cant

@amaraw9893

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭that mess killed me

@scoobydoo7220

3 жыл бұрын

@@amaraw9893 because of it I've been dead since day one 😭💀

Eat the rich: the musical

@dragonsaregreat1948

3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay a huge amount for that to be an actual thing

@benwest5293

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonsaregreat1948 **suspicious eyes**

@dragonsaregreat1948

3 жыл бұрын

@@benwest5293 ?

@kenadielise7780

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyy yesssss sl

@r_A_ven

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonsaregreat1948 just DIY, its cheaper and you wont end up hungry ;)

When the plague is over and the renaissance festivals come back, I will blast this song on repeat and twerk in my finest frocks. Who’s with me?! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

@TheSpider42b

3 жыл бұрын

here here

@milkedpickles6914

3 жыл бұрын

HERE HERE

@annaluuuvv

3 жыл бұрын

Omg YEAS

@bridgetcooney5085

3 жыл бұрын

Aye! We art with you!

@axemaster

3 жыл бұрын

Im there

I'm part of a Medieval reenactment group in the UK. If you're ever over here and want a video with a posse of well-armed peasants in one of the sites we run let us know!

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

omg i just might

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

I want this so badly now

@xtashax

3 жыл бұрын

What group is this? Is it in London?

@theoldnorth2777

3 жыл бұрын

@@xtashax we're called Regia Anglorum and we're from all over the UK! We mostly do earlier stuff, pre-1066, but there's a lot of us who also do as late as 1215 and Magna Carta.

@richneuro6121

3 жыл бұрын

@@EliseRothMusic do it! :D

imagine walking your dog and you come across this lady in historically accurate noble-wear doing the wap in the middle of the road

@Viathe11one

3 жыл бұрын

I would guess Essex 🤣

@ethannguyen3672

3 жыл бұрын

I’D JOIN HER TF 😂

2020 saved its best until last

@SFforlife

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@cjo_o6501

3 жыл бұрын

True true all of its true

@sageluvshercat

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I literally discovered this genere tody.

@beezeisacommunist8205

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@froznpyro

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man its a rabbit hole, but it's a fun dive.

@zero_the_source

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome! 👋 I'm so glad bardcore blew up this year, I played bardcore instead of holiday music while cooking my thanksgiving feast on my wood stove in my tiny cabin last month 😊

@judaegekikamen4223

3 жыл бұрын

Bardcore...I'm sold

@balthizarlucienclan

3 жыл бұрын

If you just discovered the genre today, allow me to share with you the playlist i’ve curated! It is a fun listen :-) kzread.info/head/PLgDhNqLmG-gWEHIc7c8hwjnhDQ-gI8XDk

proletariat uprising gives me WAP. (Warranted Aggressive Participation)

@kionnakelly2918

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

I’m so glad someone did this justice. This is so awesome! 😂 And it goes without saying, I’m scandalized by your dance moves.

@Xandypn

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I love your channel!

@briannachance

3 жыл бұрын

Hi I admire you-I am your biggest fan

@svprememe

3 жыл бұрын

The Queen speaks

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god how did I not see that THE HILDEGARD von BLINGIN' found my vid?!?! :O thank you so much, your covers are like the gold standard for these so that means a lot!

@hlcepeda

3 жыл бұрын

Hit us with your _Ordo Virtutum,_ Hildy... in _crunkcore,_ if you please. 🤓

They are too well-dressed as peasants, but then again they're well-armed so that probably explain it.

@kattz9051

3 жыл бұрын

There is a line that says now your maids will live like queens. Whole video implies that this is after they rioted, killed the lords, and took their wealth

@warriorscholar41

3 жыл бұрын

There's a chant throughout the beat that repeats "no more lords in this house".

Ben Shapiro: Uh This song is entirely historically inaccurate, my wife's a doctor.

@SiSi-xg1hk

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, Shabibo 🤣

@TOAOM123

3 жыл бұрын

Shes a doctor, folks

@ashleyvilla7915

3 жыл бұрын

Wait his wife is a doctor? 😱😱

@fionaxu977

2 жыл бұрын

Wait! He has a wife!?

@ashleyvilla7915

2 жыл бұрын

@@fionaxu977 Yea he also has 2 kids.

Sometimes I think the internet is a horrible place, but then I see stuff like this and I'm reminded humans can be so amazingly creative and dedicated. The amount of work that went into this...

@Kaito57

3 жыл бұрын

There is always two sides on a coin, my friend.

"please do not sue i am a jazz musician" is now the title of a song i have yet to write

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

lmk when you write it and I'll cover it dude

Oh my Lord and Savior, so, I was literally finishing a 10th century Norse hangerok rocking out to this yesterday, feeling incredibly empowered and righteously angry at the establishment with every stitch.

Why do I feel like Rachel Maksy , Michelle Donner & Bernadette Banner would be in love with this?

@MrHodoAstartes

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention Rosa Luxemburg.

@katerrinah5442

3 жыл бұрын

And Micarah

@kinqqii

3 жыл бұрын

And Karolina

@missycat7598

3 жыл бұрын

Meme mom Karolina would like this :)

@megantaylor1596

3 жыл бұрын

@@missycat7598 YESSS TOTALLY

"From the summit, thou shalt plummet" is unironically fire

@bluecandle4327

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! You're the iconic creator behind the Savage Stingy™ Compilation! Awesome seeing you here.

@anthonycannon811

Жыл бұрын

Forsooth😂

nobody: isabella of france deposing her husband:

Um, my doctor wife says that if your... uh... p-words... are well-armed, you should probably seek royal intervention

@jennys209

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!!

@abbydoesart648

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO IM CRYINGG

@pofromteletubbies1243

3 жыл бұрын

Thou are dated , they don’t need such a thing!

@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608

2 жыл бұрын

Ben sharp bee hoe 😔

To anyone saying they're too well dressed to be peasants... this the peasant's version of being from the hood and flashing Gucci, Louis, Hermes

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

exactly! YOU GET ME

SLAY QUEENS! No.. really.. slay all the goddamn monarchy.

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sageluvshercat

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and all the capitalists of today.

@lanadoesathing

3 жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 Ah yes. Because the last time we tried that, it totally *didn't* end in millions of people starving to death and/or getting sent to gulags for questioning the status quo.

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

​@@lanadoesathing 1. the anual death toll of capitalism is at least 15 million due to preventable starvation, dehydration and vaccinatable diseases alone, not even including prison numbers for harmless crimes, workplace deaths, wars etc. 2. I'm an anarchist and have no interest in simply replacing the state with another state.

"wine and pheasants" sent me because the acronym still works 😂😂

When we get outta lockdown: this song, outside the House of Lords, Flashmob

@kas6223

3 жыл бұрын

Hell. Yes.

@alexemy221

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyztmoney wait so we can avoid spreading a potentially fatal pandemic to the people made most vulnerable by those people in charge

@alexemy221

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyztmoney 98% of a population of 66.65 million

@alexemy221

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyztmoney n if I could reduce the number of stair-falling deaths by like thousands just by something as simple as delaying a flashmob then I’d do it in a heartbeat

@beth8775

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not British, but I sincerely hope I get to see that on the news.

Killed it just like our lords

When she said “no more lords in this house” I felt that

Weird Al would be proud

The music in this new season of horrible histories is great.

This is easily my favorite WAP remake.

@potatortheomnipotentspud

3 жыл бұрын

As far as we are concerned, *this is the original.*

@AmaraJordanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

I also really like the one where it’s remade as an emotional song from a musical. And the mashup of it and Phantom of the Opera.

@sas_aran6410

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmaraJordanMusic YESSSSS i love that one too!!!

@LilySaintSin

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna tell my kids this was the original.

“Just like a drawbridge down with the king” is fucking sending me

Will no soul dare to mention the presence of acrylic nails on her gloves?

Thou saven 2020.

Hands down my favourite WAP parody. So left-field and fits so damn well.

Verily, I am deceased. My hairnet hath been snatched

@ar.6968

3 жыл бұрын

Suggestion: the wimple, which is the hair covering worn in medieval house.

Who would’ve thought w.a.p. could also stand for “Well armed peasants” I love this some much I-

Damn do I love a bit of Bardcore. This was excellent

"Please do not sue me I am a Jazz Musician" is the best plea for leniency ever

"we're going to hang, draw, and quarter you from thy codpiece up to thine eyes" is such an awesome line it's going in my yearbook

the nails over the gloves is such a look

Now let us say thus, hypothetically, that such a peasants uprising as the tune describes were to occur, and let us presume, for the arguments sake, that the peasant were, as according to the ballad, in factotum well armed, ignoring the were unlikelyhood of this, due too their low birth, what would then move thee to suggest, that such an uprising would be succesful in oerthhrowing the rightious lords of the land, and the pious men of the church, or even the king himself, annointed by God? And if such an event were to occur, why would'st thee presume that it would'st not degenerate into a godless tyranny or a brutish state of chaos? Aye here is the rub that the preachers for the peasants cause nay realize, that it is the very system that the peasents were to rise against that now provides for their living, for without the stewarding of their rightious lords, how would'st they know how and for what to toil! Nay, the man that sayeth thus, that the feudal order is to fall, is a fool that is blasphemous in the eyes of the lord God, and is to be burned at the stake, aside to those female servants of the devil, those wretched witches that teach the ugodly doctrine of the hydration of the womanly limb! - Benjamin de Shapiroux

@3_ormorecharacters

3 жыл бұрын

lost it at Benjamin de Shapiroux god job man

@alkarusalka

3 жыл бұрын

I got lost reading this but preach

@mwende5595

3 жыл бұрын

This is some Trevor Wallace level

@sisterwolf6368

3 жыл бұрын

Pious men of the church.? Would these be the same pious men who fondled alter boys ?

@3_ormorecharacters

3 жыл бұрын

@@sisterwolf6368 Pray, tell unto me, oh fair maiden, that the annointed priests doust fondleth the youth, for my vision of them shall surely plummet

I said, 2020 is looking bleak, then this song made me feel like a well armed peasant

I can't believe I'm watching a woman twerking in a kirtle.

Imagine looking outside your window and seeing two ladies dancing singing "shut they mouth"

Amazing, chefs kiss, 10/10💖 The only thing I dislike about this is that it wasn't a collab with karolina zebrowska to get actual period clothing (and of course have her dance lol)

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

omg if only!

Beedle the bardcore get the ladies to show their ankles

can we like,,, appreciate "now from the summit, thou shall plummet" more

Dang, the last time I saw so much fire Nero was playing the fiddle.

1:49 i wonder what those two are thinking whilst watching the french revolution in HD

Well, I found what the internet is for, now I can die a happy knave.

Never in my life I thought I'd be throwing that ass back to bardcore music..but here I am..

She ain't a peasant. She's a queen 👑

I propose this to be the official anthem of 2020

@DezMarivette

3 жыл бұрын

I second this motion!

i just found the original cover yesterday and now you have a video out- i--

Finally something that appeals to the megan thee stallion fangirl in me but also the history nerd

Very few things in this world count as a gem....this is a gem 💎

Where are your weapons though?

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

they weren't in the budget

@psychopathlana7376

3 жыл бұрын

...you know where they are👀

@ijwd424

3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason those skirts are so big

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

Were their potent words not sharp enough for you??

@ariannahoward4579

3 жыл бұрын

They are stuck in the noble corpses

When the bourgeoisie pretends they're one of us. We peasants can't afford clothing dye, m'lady.

@nittygritty7034

3 жыл бұрын

They killed the nobles.

@TheEwker

3 жыл бұрын

You know how damn cheap red dye is?

@twiliblade

3 жыл бұрын

who did you think overthrew the noblity? the rich burghers

@williamfrancis5367

3 жыл бұрын

Nonsense! Any husbandman can afford to dye his garments, why even prosperous cottagers are know to do so!

@richneuro6121

3 жыл бұрын

The clothes have been taken from the cold dead bodies of the aristocracy and bourgeoisie ;)

This is why I love these parodies. Not only are they funny, witty, and entertaining, but they actually tell a story. This one being how the peasants were fed up with their feudal lords, rebelled, and overthrew them

Much better than the real one, I can actually listen through this whole thing without feeling gross who's with me

Idk if I'm just early or if this video is severely underrated. Damn it's great!!!!!

@maloewvalenar2155

3 жыл бұрын

Early, it just came out today.

Begging m'lady's pardon, yet methinks ye putst the hussy in Hussite!

Well Armed Peasants? There is no such force! WAP:

I’ve watched this atleast a 100 times already and I’ve just realized that she put fake fingernails on her gloves

I didn't realize how much I needed this but here I am. This is stunning. Better than the original.

The Power that radiates from this video is unmatched

@nittygritty7034

3 жыл бұрын

Ready for season 7?

Teachers really are doing the most with this remote learning.

you are actually making Cardi B not only palatable, but enjoyable! 😆 great job!

I was about to skip this video and keep scrolling but something in me said "how about we go back and play it then scroll" so I did. It was worth to listen my last 2 brain cells this time XD

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard/seen

Verily, this melody causes me to yearn to expose my ankles and quarrel readily with the patriarchy. Slay, says I, Slay my Queen!

What music do you listen to? Me: it’s complicated

I'm so glad I checked your channel to see if you actually did it

This is the only version of WAP I’ve seen and I love it

This is the song of the revolution......

If well armed peasants doesn't play at my funeral then I'm not coming.

Imagine Marie Antoinette listening to this

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

She’d be bopping to it in her peasant stage plays, right before being dragged to jail

@kermitdahoe7763

3 жыл бұрын

Marie Antoinette:*Fancy Historycall twerking*

The last time I was this early, the provisions of Oxford had yet to come into existence!

This is perfect

I lost when she said give up this fiefdom for these well armed presents

Is no one going to mention how incredibly smooth her hands are?

@EliseRothMusic

3 жыл бұрын

lol they're nylon gloves w nails on so i didn't have to do my nails XD

@mossybricks8682

3 жыл бұрын

Such a weird thing to comment on lol

I work in IT, whenever I saw WAP I was like "Wireless Access Point"?

Ay, sticked thine weapons in thy nobles? Thou are indeed well armed peasants.

The Watt Tyler reference made me way too happy

We need to start a petition to get her in contact with PAINT. Alas, I think the universe couldn't handle that much awesome.

@its2amm

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YES

@baguettegott3409

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, yeah, I second this, good idea

Yet another excuse to overshare this literally everywhere, could not ask for a more perfect video. Truly the greatest thing to come out of 2020

This parody is lyrically fire.... so well done omfg

Thy thang be thangin to thou’s song 😌✨

Verily, I doth require a moment to regain my composure after beholding this...

"serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie "- Tis the most unfortunate that the lords of the manor have tilted the scales of fate to halt the ascent of the hardworking husbandman, cottager or ordinary tenant farmer to become a burgher.

The only wap I listen to

Lady you have soothed the history nerd in me that cries for all the events she did not get to go to in 2020. THANK YOU!