WAP - Well-Armed Peasants - Medieval Cover, Vocal w/ Lyrics(@beedlethebardcore @stantough instrum.)

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• WAP - Well-Armed Peasa...
WAP is still stuck in my head but now it's also stuck in the 14th Century and surprise it's about a Peasant Revolt enjoy
#bardcore #medieval #wap #cardib #tavernwave #parody #peasants #medievaljukebox
also this is my first time mixing audio i'm sorry
Lyrics and Vocals are mine, any reposts without permission will be reported because that's just not very nice :)
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Inspired by so many valiant contributions in the comment sections of these covers by:
@BeedleTheBardcore
• WAP | Medieval Bardcor...
@stantough
• WAP .... sort of [Bard...
With lyrical contributions by @Zip further elaborated on by myself.
Audio is a mix of the two above covers, production and vocals is all my own.
Originally by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion.
Lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
I said life’s looking bleak
toiling seven days a week
but now we’re Well armed peasants
this rebellion ain’t weak!
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, thou art overtaxing well armed peasants
bring a pitchfork and a torch
for we’re well armed peasants
All thy kingdoms for a horse for these well armed peasants
hallowed halls, nobles eating feasts
while we labour near deceased
magna carta? oh vassal, please
mediocris, at the very least
Enough's enough, we've captured thou bride
Want her back? Time to abide
else we plot, thy regicide
or there’s the moat, go take a dive
We'll tie you up, and I advise
Shut thy mouth, thou’rt despised
we’re gonna hang, draw, and quarter you
from thy codpiece up to thine eyes
a touch extreme, thee may scream
fie we say, "end the regime"
You doth not cook, you doth not clean
But soon all your maids will live like queens
serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie
Quick, hold thy tongue while polishing the filigree
we’re striking with the serfs til they hand over the castle keys
fain to perish fore i have a noble ruling me
Seditious talk, hither lets walk
Uneasy lords watch us like a hawk
Thou really mayn’t never lift a finger for a thing
Just like a drawbridge - down with the king!
Hide thy crown and thy cloak
For we’re well armed peasants
Dare thy knights, for half a groat
to fight us well armed peasants
Give up your fiefdom to this throng
Of well armed peasants
Just call Wat Tyler if you wanna see
some well armed peasants
fie, fie, fie
fie, no more dining on thine wine and pheasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch, we're some well armed peasants
Give us everything you GOT for us well armed peasants
Now from the summit, thou shall plummet
for we’re well armed peasants
Get your own mop and bucket
now we’re well armed peasants
bards cry WAP WAP WAP
they’re some well armed peasants
in the dungeons you shall rot
now we’re well armed peasants….
There were lords in this house
There were lords in this house
No more lords in this house
No more lords in this house!

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  • @bucket8906
    @bucket89063 жыл бұрын

    Songs to eat the rich and die of cholera to

  • @Vri3zen

    @Vri3zen

    3 жыл бұрын

    bruh almost 1k likes and no replies what also this is a banger comment @ youtube user ItsYaBoiZi

  • @bucket8906

    @bucket8906

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Vri3zen thanks fhdjjdjdjdj

  • @emma5437

    @emma5437

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’M DEAD 💀💀💀😭😭😭 GAFSGSHDHHDJD

  • @bucket8906

    @bucket8906

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@emma5437 thanks fhdhdjjdjd

  • @s.engelsman4521

    @s.engelsman4521

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love this lol

  • @aleaf1494
    @aleaf14943 жыл бұрын

    I like how it start with "there's some lords in this house" but ends with "no more lords in this house"

  • @Vlad_Tepes_III

    @Vlad_Tepes_III

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some Rains of Castamere vibes right there...

  • @AeliaM16Lake

    @AeliaM16Lake

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like the French revolution.

  • @Jack-uc7oz

    @Jack-uc7oz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frrr

  • @mgcbc0855

    @mgcbc0855

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AeliaM16Lake get the stick we gonna make a head kabob

  • @proudboytroy8703

    @proudboytroy8703

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was "there's some bards in this house" at first haha

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg31083 жыл бұрын

    The similarity between this and the original WAP is that you'd probably get killed for performing them in 1300

  • @memeguy1253

    @memeguy1253

    3 жыл бұрын

    WITCH!!!

  • @paganmin8124

    @paganmin8124

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not really but here's a like

  • @ZgermanGuy.

    @ZgermanGuy.

    3 жыл бұрын

    True but that won't stop the rebelion

  • @mad-hq4cz

    @mad-hq4cz

    3 жыл бұрын

    [lives] ...are lost in the faceth o’ rebellion, brave [sacrifices] for the future of thy kingdom

  • @annamermaid6359

    @annamermaid6359

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unless the rebellion in this song were successful...

  • @kanedgytheguy8105
    @kanedgytheguy81053 жыл бұрын

    the only thing better than wap (well armed peasants) is wap (weaponized assault penguins)

  • @cinnabonbon

    @cinnabonbon

    3 жыл бұрын

    nah its wap (worship and prayer)

  • @Paradroidx

    @Paradroidx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cinnabonbon You might be onto something there lol

  • @ladywaffle2210

    @ladywaffle2210

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cinnabonbon ....What are you worshipping? Choose your answer carefully, for it may spell your doom.

  • @kaneconqueror6560

    @kaneconqueror6560

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ladywaffle2210 the eightfold path

  • @ladywaffle2210

    @ladywaffle2210

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kaneconqueror6560 Brothers! To me. We are face-to-face with heresy! Our weapons are blessed and our plate holy. Strike this perfidy down in the sacred name of the Emperor!

  • @aaronraecruz1069
    @aaronraecruz10693 жыл бұрын

    The dislikes came from nobles and royalties

  • @dogbog6230

    @dogbog6230

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that a fellow WMMAP reader I see?

  • @gfox00029

    @gfox00029

    3 жыл бұрын

    Loyalists be hating.

  • @sethmiller2532

    @sethmiller2532

    3 жыл бұрын

    They hate us 'cause they ain't us!

  • @corngreaterthanwheat

    @corngreaterthanwheat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Down with the monarchy!

  • @muffinguy25

    @muffinguy25

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@corngreaterthanwheat viva la revolution

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses63593 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what Medieval Ben Shapiro thought of this

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    well- armed ... p words.

  • @HaysAlex

    @HaysAlex

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You claim to hate fuedalism and yet you tend to the fields of your liege. Interesting..."

  • @shadywiskerz

    @shadywiskerz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HaysAlex lmao

  • @melodytheatre2887

    @melodytheatre2887

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doth thou hear’st? Mine fair ear hath caught wind of a rumor that townsman Benjamin Shapist’s wed lady possesses the sought-after career of Physicker!

  • @EtherealDoomed

    @EtherealDoomed

    3 жыл бұрын

    Medieval BenShap caught something nasty and died from eagerly licking the lord's boots.

  • @syrusangi8743
    @syrusangi87433 жыл бұрын

    Mari Antoinette: Let them eat cake Peasants: We took that very personally

  • @bethanbaker7066

    @bethanbaker7066

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know this is a joke, but technically there is no evidence Marie Antoinette even said that and there is evidence it was actually said by a queen 100 years prior.

  • @syrusangi8743

    @syrusangi8743

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bethanbaker7066 noted

  • @thecerealpope8209

    @thecerealpope8209

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well... let them have taco bell. WOW... they're not THAT desperate

  • @anairconditionermother7537

    @anairconditionermother7537

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thecerealpope8209 nice reference

  • @dialovesramen

    @dialovesramen

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know is a joke, but Marie Antoinette never said that😭✋🏼

  • @sackajules
    @sackajules3 жыл бұрын

    "We're gonna hang, draw, and quarter you from thy codpiece up to thine eyes" is honestly one of the greatest threats I've ever heard

  • @tknows470

    @tknows470

    3 жыл бұрын

    Her lyrics and delivery are superior to CardiB and MTS, change my mind!

  • @kainshannarra2451

    @kainshannarra2451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tknows470 I've never heard the original, but this is kinda funny and cool. lol

  • @i8chocolatecake995

    @i8chocolatecake995

    3 жыл бұрын

    yES! ps do you know what a codpeice is? Cuz i do and its hilarious

  • @robertcorbell1006

    @robertcorbell1006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Things that should be done by the Inquisition to those who whine about this song for supposed moral reasons because they have no life...

  • @MA-yu2ss

    @MA-yu2ss

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @irenelombardo8263
    @irenelombardo82633 жыл бұрын

    My History teacher told us to look for medieval music and I'm about to send her this.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    DO IT

  • @Time.and.Spoons

    @Time.and.Spoons

    3 жыл бұрын

    We need their reaction

  • @itsmemarrio1339

    @itsmemarrio1339

    3 жыл бұрын

    Any updates my dude

  • @irenelombardo8263

    @irenelombardo8263

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itsmemarrio1339 She didn't ask for it

  • @peachcampanella

    @peachcampanella

    3 жыл бұрын

    do it please

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus3 жыл бұрын

    Lord Benjamin Shapirarc: This music is the downfall of feudal society!

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761

    @rainbowlemniscate2761

    3 жыл бұрын

    "The only means a peasant shalt honor God and maintain its dignity is by toiling in the fields, not celebrating such dreadful manners as violent revolts!"

  • @zackpez3560

    @zackpez3560

    3 жыл бұрын

    The lord requires proof that the peasants are in fact well armed.

  • @d.n5287

    @d.n5287

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oliver Cromwell: *I have an idea*

  • @Mercenary0712

    @Mercenary0712

    3 жыл бұрын

    "For my wife is a barber!"

  • @cease842

    @cease842

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Lord Benjamin Shapirac” lmfao

  • @zehelzess
    @zehelzess3 жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry but this sounds like a ritual song LMAOOO

  • @nataliehartigan

    @nataliehartigan

    3 жыл бұрын

    ur so right

  • @VegHui

    @VegHui

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn’t WAP a ritual song anyway ?

  • @fundifferent1

    @fundifferent1

    3 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like a Disney villain's song.

  • @ha-ato

    @ha-ato

    3 жыл бұрын

    We gotta manifest this energy in 2021.

  • @LuiKang043

    @LuiKang043

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes It's to summon Robespierre. Shhh don't let anyone know! 🤫

  • @RoboLobster3000
    @RoboLobster30003 жыл бұрын

    Maybe this is why Megan the stallion made it "Thee" instead of the

  • @destinydueler

    @destinydueler

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was because she couldn't spell.

  • @thebigbarnfarm2540

    @thebigbarnfarm2540

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@destinydueler R/wooooooooosh

  • @paganmin8124

    @paganmin8124

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thebigbarnfarm2540 how is that an woooosh?

  • @keya8170

    @keya8170

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha ha trueeeee

  • @brutustantheiii8477

    @brutustantheiii8477

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thebigbarnfarm2540 actually it isn’t a whoosh, it the joke in itself

  • @WolfmanHowlz
    @WolfmanHowlz3 жыл бұрын

    As far as I'm concerned, this is the original

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    far too kind, good ser

  • @Bricay3

    @Bricay3

    3 жыл бұрын

    And that's just on period! They did this !💕😍

  • @4NG3LH34RT2

    @4NG3LH34RT2

    3 жыл бұрын

    this is the first version of wap that im watching and so, for all intents and purposes, it is the original...

  • @cstrutherskgs

    @cstrutherskgs

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is obviously the original.

  • @kishinumaayumi

    @kishinumaayumi

    3 жыл бұрын

    It certainly sounds like it came before the other version by that logic I say this is the original, no criticism allowed

  • @marieantoinette1072
    @marieantoinette10723 жыл бұрын

    This song scares me. They're coming to get me honey

  • @sefu16

    @sefu16

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Matricx700 Robespierre be like

  • @luiza4491

    @luiza4491

    3 жыл бұрын

    give them brioches

  • @mikasa9167

    @mikasa9167

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @tamara6047

    @tamara6047

    3 жыл бұрын

    bônsoir!!

  • @marisolet

    @marisolet

    3 жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @thutchins08
    @thutchins083 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: The strippers in Skyrim:

  • @salmonmolotovstrikesagain9120

    @salmonmolotovstrikesagain9120

    3 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD

  • @reikun86

    @reikun86

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha 🤣

  • @pan-alice

    @pan-alice

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are of mine

  • @phoenixforce4599

    @phoenixforce4599

    3 жыл бұрын

    OH MY-NOOOOO

  • @daahvuk

    @daahvuk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Song to read the lusty argonian maid on

  • @MasterAlthalus
    @MasterAlthalus3 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when the Bard rolls a nat 20 to inspire a revolution.

  • @TeaTimeWElle

    @TeaTimeWElle

    3 жыл бұрын

    OML YES

  • @nathanf4361

    @nathanf4361

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yesss

  • @juulieham
    @juulieham3 жыл бұрын

    Guy Fawkes when he went to blow up the house of lords: no more lords in this house, no more lords in this house

  • @justhuxley4355

    @justhuxley4355

    3 жыл бұрын

    This made me CACKLE at an unholy hour of the morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @TctyaDDKhang

    @TctyaDDKhang

    3 жыл бұрын

    If he had succeeded, the house wouldn't be there to begin with :))

  • @TctyaDDKhang

    @TctyaDDKhang

    3 жыл бұрын

    If he had succeeded, the house wouldn't be there to begin with :))

  • @mmyr8ado.360

    @mmyr8ado.360

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TctyaDDKhang If there was an evidence of the attempt in the first place

  • @thomaswillard6267

    @thomaswillard6267

    3 жыл бұрын

    "No more Lords in this house except for thine lord and saviour, God the Father" - Guy Fawkes, Catholic Extremists

  • @KreepyKat911
    @KreepyKat9113 жыл бұрын

    The only reason we haven't had a revolution recently was a lack of theme songs. No longer an issue. Expect us, Bezos.

  • @Dogirot

    @Dogirot

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m sure he’s trembling in his mansion with his private security lol

  • @maxkordon

    @maxkordon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Dogirot he better be, I’m getting my trebuchet ready as we speak

  • @dragonsaregreat1948

    @dragonsaregreat1948

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm assembling a squadron of untalented teenagers to fight for our cause.

  • @Star_of_eden

    @Star_of_eden

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dragonsaregreat1948 IM HERREEEE

  • @dragonsaregreat1948

    @dragonsaregreat1948

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Star_of_eden Alright welcome to the team

  • @haileys5224
    @haileys52243 жыл бұрын

    Class consciousness has just raised another 2% due to this song

  • @franzsohn7676

    @franzsohn7676

    3 жыл бұрын

    Based, comrade!

  • @blackjack5167

    @blackjack5167

    3 жыл бұрын

    Larping is cringe

  • @bicheiroparadoxo4894

    @bicheiroparadoxo4894

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackjack5167 stop doing it then

  • @masterofalltrades_

    @masterofalltrades_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hailey S When you discover that modern-day America has a larger wealth inequality than pre-revolution France 😳

  • @mizzlecloud7604

    @mizzlecloud7604

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blank Blank When you realize the reason socialism has failed in the past is because the U.S. performs coups and puts military sanctions on a country that democratically elected a socialist leader so they can provide cheap labor for big boy capitalist CEOs to sell Anytime a country tries to escape capitalism the US won’t allow it so there isn’t really any empirical evidence against socialism

  • @hectorbeck4350
    @hectorbeck43503 жыл бұрын

    I thought this was a joke but holy fuck, this is good

  • @Grandmastergav86

    @Grandmastergav86

    3 жыл бұрын

    Proves how shite the original is.

  • @hat7475

    @hat7475

    2 жыл бұрын

    QOOOOOOH

  • @ahmedhuq8906
    @ahmedhuq89063 жыл бұрын

    My teacher made us listen to this lol

  • @sagebuchanan9725

    @sagebuchanan9725

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your teacher is a god

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    i'm sorry but also thank you lol

  • @christiemarie8748

    @christiemarie8748

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woo thanks great of them

  • @opalchat4539

    @opalchat4539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your teacher is a LEGEND

  • @n34x57

    @n34x57

    3 жыл бұрын

    @twobiased - pog

  • @trousers150
    @trousers1503 жыл бұрын

    My teacher: Are you humming w.a.p? Me: ... It's complicated...

  • @chancewilkerson63

    @chancewilkerson63

    3 жыл бұрын

    History teachers should be more understanding

  • @anairconditionermother7537

    @anairconditionermother7537

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do they know it’s wap tho...? *hol’up*

  • @trousers150

    @trousers150

    3 жыл бұрын

    An air conditioner Mother EXPELLED

  • @pazz
    @pazz3 жыл бұрын

    The monarchy was prepared for much, but they never saw the WAP coming.

  • @amberf6022
    @amberf60223 жыл бұрын

    the fact that you used correct medieval verb tenses and formality is just *chef’s kiss*

  • @reikun86

    @reikun86

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aye, Aye, Aye

  • @SneezyReviews

    @SneezyReviews

    3 жыл бұрын

    She got most of them right. At one point there's a "thou" when she should have used "thy", and "a touch extreme, thee may scream" should have used "thou" instead of "thee". But other than that, she got them all perfect :D

  • @teaz3139

    @teaz3139

    3 жыл бұрын

    "thou bride" means "you bride" lmao (should be thy) and "thee may scream" should be thou because thee is objective and thou is subjective

  • @SneezyReviews

    @SneezyReviews

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@teaz3139 Yeah I think the bride line was the one I was referring to. I get the sense that she may have fudged the "thee may scream" line because it "rhymed" a little better.

  • @salsakickz314
    @salsakickz3143 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: the average Middle Ages peasant had more free time than modern day Americans

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    "everyone disliked that."

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761

    @rainbowlemniscate2761

    3 жыл бұрын

    On the bright side, we now have a wonderfully apt anthem for when we violently overthrow the standing government!

  • @salsakickz314

    @salsakickz314

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rainbowlemniscate2761 yay!

  • @KateeAngel

    @KateeAngel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh, hunter-gatherers also had 2 times more free time than modern day office workers

  • @Lilly-fh7re

    @Lilly-fh7re

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me @ Jeff b*zos: there’s the moat, go take a dive

  • @Cheerwine091
    @Cheerwine0913 жыл бұрын

    A version of WAP I can listen to in public

  • @raina3814

    @raina3814

    3 жыл бұрын

    better yet, a version you can listen to in history class

  • @vienlacrose

    @vienlacrose

    3 жыл бұрын

    as long as you don't work in an amazon warehouse.

  • @foxhound963

    @foxhound963

    3 жыл бұрын

    Better yet one I can listen to (lol)

  • @bellablackmist5033
    @bellablackmist50333 жыл бұрын

    This honestly sounds like a horror version if not for the hilarious phrasing of "well-armed pesants"

  • @nunyabiznes33

    @nunyabiznes33

    3 жыл бұрын

    Beedle actually included this in his Halloween mix. It's that terrifying.

  • @stm7810

    @stm7810

    3 жыл бұрын

    Though revolution is a good thing, if we don't achieve anarchism in the next 7 years we're fucked due to climate change.

  • @witchby7420
    @witchby74203 жыл бұрын

    Hey guys, when we inevitably overthrow the government, should we make this our theme?

  • @_____Astral_____

    @_____Astral_____

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed, I believe so

  • @moodymoosh

    @moodymoosh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @radicalrazel9156

    @radicalrazel9156

    3 жыл бұрын

    Soviet anthem? Old, stale, dated, done to death. Well Armed Peasants? Fresh, inspiring, a rallying cry!

  • @yeetstreet4205

    @yeetstreet4205

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% yes

  • @-abikedreams-

    @-abikedreams-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed.

  • @nathaniagwyneth6092
    @nathaniagwyneth60923 жыл бұрын

    hey, i think someone named megan thee stallion and cardi bee made a parody of this 😳😳

  • @ojnab85

    @ojnab85

    3 жыл бұрын

    Megan Thee Stallion is Megan Thee Stallion's bardcore name. Maybe Cardi B's is... Bardy C?

  • @W4zzle

    @W4zzle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Megan is the name of THE stallion 🐴 that helped our female knight Cardicus Bee 🤺

  • @TheBc99

    @TheBc99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually, it's Megan THINE Stallion and Cardi BE'EST THOU NOT AMUSED

  • @lulolie

    @lulolie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @DEEJMASTER 333 every other video you see has the same type of comment? Are the videos all about the same thing? Just let people comment, if it’s annoying dislike it and move on.

  • @lulolie

    @lulolie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @DEEJMASTER 333 maybe people are defending them because you’re annoying and condescending. You’re going on a rant because you find a popular comment format annoying and nobody else really cares how common they are, which is because they’re if you don’t like them.

  • @erischama1922
    @erischama19223 жыл бұрын

    "but soon all your maids will live like queens" aye thank you kind lady, freeing the poor maids too! (came here from insta great job)

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    thank you!!

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho2 жыл бұрын

    "We're gonna hang, draw and quarter you from thy codpiece to thine eyes" is one of the sickest lines ever written

  • @emanuelvellios
    @emanuelvellios3 жыл бұрын

    less commonly known fact: cardi b's WAP is an adaptation of a medieval uprising chant

  • @estoysetoy121
    @estoysetoy1213 жыл бұрын

    I was a pacifist until this song, now I'am a well armed pesant!

  • @cleo885

    @cleo885

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, KZread radicalised the heck out of you!

  • @kd905ink
    @kd905ink3 жыл бұрын

    I bring greetings and a request from the Ming Dynasty. The Emperor requests these minstrels to compose a similar melody for his Imperial Harem in the Forbidden City. He is willing to pay in silks and spices.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    how many silks and spices we talking about

  • @kd905ink

    @kd905ink

    3 жыл бұрын

    Elise Roth, Vocalist the Emperor now offers to make you a consort along with all the silks that you can wear and spices that you can consume

  • @kangaruri2157

    @kangaruri2157

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic I bring salutations and a finer offer from the House of the Emperor Go-En'yū. The Emperor summons these bards to his imperial court, with the promise of food, wine, and an escort of the most talented samurai in the Land of the Rising Sun. He shall pay in beautiful women and finer silks still.

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA3 жыл бұрын

    This is going in my “Songs To Eat The Rich To” playlist

  • @SpookyySpaghetti

    @SpookyySpaghetti

    3 жыл бұрын

    Link? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

  • @witchby7420

    @witchby7420

    3 жыл бұрын

    I, too, would like a link 👉👈 Or if not, just what songs you put in there lol

  • @pandoikiru2030

    @pandoikiru2030

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro please a link

  • @adalinnnad8960

    @adalinnnad8960

    3 жыл бұрын

    🥺👉👈 we beg of thee

  • @thistleywistley681

    @thistleywistley681

    3 жыл бұрын

    i must listen to this playlist drop link please 👉👈

  • @daniellawinse5773
    @daniellawinse57733 жыл бұрын

    the urge to learn all the lyrics to this so i can bust it out in public when megan and cardi's version plays is so strong it HURTS

  • @Max-qg5vu
    @Max-qg5vu3 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe Cardi B copied this medieval tune!!

  • @arstotzkanplaguedoctor

    @arstotzkanplaguedoctor

    3 жыл бұрын

    And she completely butchered it too

  • @Da_oso2009

    @Da_oso2009

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cardi b gotta get creative

  • @kevinphilips9183

    @kevinphilips9183

    3 жыл бұрын

    Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar didn’t copy this song. They didn’t make silly songs like this back then. This is a parody of the actual WAP song. Learn your facts before you comment something dumb and say she butchered it or something when its her work and she deserves the credit. 😕😐

  • @arstotzkanplaguedoctor

    @arstotzkanplaguedoctor

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinphilips9183 All I can hope is that you are being sarcastic

  • @Max-qg5vu

    @Max-qg5vu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinphilips9183 lmao xD

  • @lemonbie9308
    @lemonbie93083 жыл бұрын

    Dutchess Nickie Menague has been REALLY quiet ever since this was released

  • @user-qf6xn7rj5y
    @user-qf6xn7rj5y3 жыл бұрын

    *slowly removes crown from head*

  • @silverpact1008
    @silverpact10083 жыл бұрын

    Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake. Well Armed Peasants: "And we took that personally."

  • @kanedgytheguy8105

    @kanedgytheguy8105

    3 жыл бұрын

    You just copied this word for word from another comment

  • @nmac1563

    @nmac1563

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stolen

  • @user-fo6vc5ji9h
    @user-fo6vc5ji9h3 жыл бұрын

    *twerks majestically*

  • @galaxyqueen6715

    @galaxyqueen6715

    3 жыл бұрын

    𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗪𝗔𝗣 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆

  • @anairconditionermother7537

    @anairconditionermother7537

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@galaxyqueen6715 Didst thee just sayeth royalty? off with thy headeth!

  • @the_miracle_aligner
    @the_miracle_aligner3 жыл бұрын

    Top tier Bardposting

  • @ojcmaboloc2658

    @ojcmaboloc2658

    3 жыл бұрын

    first comment

  • @emanuelvellios
    @emanuelvellios3 жыл бұрын

    "get your own bucket and mop" damn that's savage

  • @marshallmellow316
    @marshallmellow3163 жыл бұрын

    so my history teacher showed us a french Revolution version of bad romance so I wouldn't be surprised if he showed us this

  • @bethmcb98

    @bethmcb98

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just had flashbacks to my Higher History class in 2014 when my teacher played this

  • @obsessivefanboy

    @obsessivefanboy

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmaooooo I love that song

  • @salimgamer7763
    @salimgamer77633 жыл бұрын

    this has no right being as lit as it is

  • @blegh2780

    @blegh2780

    3 жыл бұрын

    More lit than a witch in a trial

  • @stuffz4040

    @stuffz4040

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah it has every right

  • @decimals1238

    @decimals1238

    3 жыл бұрын

    this isn't good ITS GODLY

  • @KalonOrdona2

    @KalonOrdona2

    3 жыл бұрын

    It has the only right. /Thorinvoice

  • @mcvgs1780
    @mcvgs17803 жыл бұрын

    "Well-armed P-word" -Lord Ben of Shapiro

  • @gozerthegozarian9500

    @gozerthegozarian9500

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn't he more something of a court jester?

  • @lemonmazter7831

    @lemonmazter7831

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gozerthegozarian9500 OHH FUCKKKK

  • @zerakielvmark

    @zerakielvmark

    3 жыл бұрын

    My peasants never even needed tools to toil the land or have any pay, and its perfectly fine according to the church

  • @japanesebitter1066

    @japanesebitter1066

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lord Benjamin of the House Shapiro*

  • @Tusskie

    @Tusskie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zerakielvmark what? You mean I'm not getting paid?

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_3 жыл бұрын

    When you discover that modern-day America has a larger wealth inequality than pre-revolution France 😳

  • @federicovolpe3389

    @federicovolpe3389

    3 жыл бұрын

    bezos looking pretty tasty doe

  • @thebigbarnfarm2540

    @thebigbarnfarm2540

    3 жыл бұрын

    Viva la revolution Anybody?????????

  • @Ayoayoayoayoayoayoa

    @Ayoayoayoayoayoayoa

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's never a robespierre to hand when you need one

  • @nunyabiznes33

    @nunyabiznes33

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you realize medieval folks have double the free time for relaxation that modern people have despite all the manual labor they have do.

  • @sp4c1ng_0ut8

    @sp4c1ng_0ut8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nunyabiznes33 *slowly pulls out guillotine* :/

  • @missmacapaca
    @missmacapaca3 жыл бұрын

    This is better than the original holy shit

  • @feetus6548
    @feetus65483 жыл бұрын

    ok this actually slaps

  • @vintagearisen

    @vintagearisen

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slaps the lords from their houses

  • @soapflavored
    @soapflavored3 жыл бұрын

    This neeeeeeeds a dance video.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    gurl i'm editing it hold thine horses

  • @soapflavored

    @soapflavored

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic ermahgerddddd, reading my mind.

  • @canthandlemehun

    @canthandlemehun

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic how goes it?

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@canthandlemehun ok so it's not a full dance video but it is a video - link in the description! :D

  • @canthandlemehun

    @canthandlemehun

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic sick! Its a subscription from me!

  • @jokubasviliusis7255
    @jokubasviliusis72553 жыл бұрын

    This is the last thing the French nobles heard before the French revolution

  • @creepibeesti4065
    @creepibeesti40653 жыл бұрын

    Damm you really did just say Eat The Rich

  • @OPnerdthey
    @OPnerdthey3 жыл бұрын

    I am so concerned, HOW IS THIS SUCH A BOP. Me eating the rich while jamming to Well-Armed Peasants.

  • @madismith1884
    @madismith18843 жыл бұрын

    I clicked for meme potential and stayed for the absolute jam, this has no right being so awesome

  • @n3rdslife1864

    @n3rdslife1864

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @ilarious5729

    @ilarious5729

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've been binging wap covers before work at 7am today, I can highly recommend the metal version by Leo Moriochelli (?) as well. Dunno about the spelling but it can also be found by WAP frogleap studios

  • @turbo9762
    @turbo9762 Жыл бұрын

    "magna carta? oh vassal, please" OK BUT THE REFERENCES ARE SO CLEVER

  • @adeline.is.sleepy
    @adeline.is.sleepy3 жыл бұрын

    this goes unreasonably hard

  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie3 жыл бұрын

    The way my waist didn’t even ask me before swaying

  • @DJTI99
    @DJTI993 жыл бұрын

    I've been sharing this as much as possible, especially with history teachers. They really appreciate the shout out to Wat Tyler.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thou art very kind, thank ye ~

  • @exoblivione6086

    @exoblivione6086

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually live near Watt Tyler country park. Can confirm everyone in my town are well armed peasants.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@exoblivione6086 blackheath??! lol

  • @exoblivione6086

    @exoblivione6086

    3 жыл бұрын

    Elise Roth, Vocalist Stanford-Le-Hope. It's just down the road. :D

  • @h0rriphic
    @h0rriphic3 жыл бұрын

    This is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m here for it.

  • @willytv3067
    @willytv30673 жыл бұрын

    Noticed Ben Shapiro hasn't dropped any songs since this came out...

  • @ibot2157

    @ibot2157

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why, his pro gun.

  • @pasharodideal8717
    @pasharodideal87173 жыл бұрын

    the absolute best thing until we'll have discovered sliced bread.

  • @scapegoat1440
    @scapegoat14403 жыл бұрын

    A beautiful adaptation, Duchess Roth. Thank you for sculpting the lyrics to better fit the beat.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    thank thee, for providing the inspiration!

  • @blankacct6421

    @blankacct6421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Think you mean Queen Roth.

  • @nomib4023
    @nomib40233 жыл бұрын

    "shut thy mouth, thou art desguise" bro I'm saying that any time my friends are lying

  • @spookyuephobia
    @spookyuephobia3 жыл бұрын

    I just found this and showed it to my mom(she hates wap so I've been showing her every version and cover in existence) but she actually loves it so now I can bop to the beat and she can bop to the words 😌🙏

  • @user-gd1bf4fz8h
    @user-gd1bf4fz8h3 жыл бұрын

    This is my theme song for 2021.

  • @madeline7272

    @madeline7272

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't be getting any ideas now ;)

  • @soupsoup4245

    @soupsoup4245

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now we need the sequel: Well-armed Proletariat

  • @madeline7272

    @madeline7272

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@soupsoup4245 The long awaited sequel

  • @pearlofafrica1960

    @pearlofafrica1960

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eat the rich. We'll be feasting this 2021.😋

  • @quesiyah

    @quesiyah

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love this!

  • @UwU-lm9or
    @UwU-lm9or3 жыл бұрын

    okay but this sounds like the pre witch ceremony where thine witch casts a spell upon the village as she burns on a stake or smthn like that but anywyas 11/10 because i forgot to show thy ankles

  • @xemirahobbyless
    @xemirahobbyless3 жыл бұрын

    This deserves a music video.

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    it has one! link is in the description

  • @xemirahobbyless

    @xemirahobbyless

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic wow, thanks for the answer! The video just added the final touch 😉

  • @PoruuXPiluke
    @PoruuXPiluke3 жыл бұрын

    Lyrics and arrangements that I would totally expect to find in a Monty Python's movie

  • @PietraVDavis
    @PietraVDavis3 жыл бұрын

    "Just like a drawbridge, down with the king"

  • @yesmineschannel
    @yesmineschannel3 жыл бұрын

    I wanted someone to put bard-core lyrics to this, and it happened. It’s a thing of dreams.

  • @D1337ThisGuy
    @D1337ThisGuy3 жыл бұрын

    Boris Johnson: "We're going into tier 4 lockdown." *WAP intensifies*

  • @bisquirrel1393
    @bisquirrel13933 жыл бұрын

    I fully expected to laugh and I did but I didn’t expect to actually like this what-

  • @krovin
    @krovin3 жыл бұрын

    "In the summer of 1524 the Countess of Lupfen ordered the 1,200 serfs who lived on her estates to stop tending their crops and collect snail shells to use as spools for her thread. Having suffered several bad harvests in previous years, the peasants faced starvation if they abandoned their fields, so they took up arms."

  • @Alan-eq2ld
    @Alan-eq2ld3 жыл бұрын

    Not me sharing this with my history students

  • @Wonderlandish

    @Wonderlandish

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best comment

  • @nightrainieee

    @nightrainieee

    3 жыл бұрын

    best teacher

  • @izimations

    @izimations

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yolo teacher!!!👁️👄👁️

  • @JaydeRyan

    @JaydeRyan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes alannn we love it

  • @ari2540

    @ari2540

    3 жыл бұрын

    AS YOU SHOULD 👏🏻

  • @lux.7395
    @lux.73953 жыл бұрын

    I'm honestly terrified to be attacked by some well-armed peasants now

  • @lauren7564

    @lauren7564

    3 жыл бұрын

    FELLOW PEASANTS: WE HAVE FOUND ANOTHER, ATTACK.!&/@28:):&/):):!

  • @Kittymouth

    @Kittymouth

    3 жыл бұрын

    Grab thine torch, yay and thine pitchfork!

  • @stm7810

    @stm7810

    3 жыл бұрын

    only a problem if you're part of the capitalist class, but if you're a prolitariate then this is a good thing.

  • @isoldejaneholland8370
    @isoldejaneholland83702 жыл бұрын

    As a history buff - I was even in a madrigal group once - I loved this. A little late to the party, but at least I got here eventually. Welladay, damsels fair.

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej3 жыл бұрын

    “What we gonna do today, Watt?” “Mayhem.”

  • @danieljensch3754
    @danieljensch37543 жыл бұрын

    No more Lords in this house. Sounds like a plan

  • @theconsigliere5769
    @theconsigliere57692 жыл бұрын

    The king has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax70733 жыл бұрын

    A Wat Tyler reference is easily among one of the most attractive things I've heard a woman say.

  • @hanjia2554
    @hanjia25543 жыл бұрын

    The urge to send this to my global studies teacher Edit: sHe hAs rEspONdeD “Hi Emily, Clever. I probably would like it more if I liked the song WAP. Sadly, I do not. But this is pretty good. Thanks for sharing 😊 --Ms. M”

  • @AmetafJohora

    @AmetafJohora

    3 жыл бұрын

    do it you have nothing to lose

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    DO ITTTTT

  • @altinayhatice50

    @altinayhatice50

    3 жыл бұрын

    *How did it go-*

  • @ellinoris3165

    @ellinoris3165

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you do it???

  • @hanjia2554

    @hanjia2554

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ellinoris3165 ive done it, it has been sent Edit: /thou hast responded/

  • @humantrash1478
    @humantrash14783 жыл бұрын

    Well armed p-words?! The Lord shall not forgive you for speaking those words!

  • @ShaqNasty557
    @ShaqNasty5573 жыл бұрын

    Pov: You're a french Noble

  • @tadpoledraws2055
    @tadpoledraws20553 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of middle school history class where we made parodies of songs about the peasants revolution and this gave me so much serotonin. Honestly, this made my day. Thank you so much TwT

  • @janesullivan692

    @janesullivan692

    3 жыл бұрын

    This brings me back to 5the grade history class, listening to "constitution style"

  • @bigsalmon7973
    @bigsalmon79733 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe how clean this is, I'm able to show my history this, without worrying about something inappropriate

  • @BarrieKealoha
    @BarrieKealoha3 жыл бұрын

    Vassal, PLEASE.

  • @ARHanif-ej7oz
    @ARHanif-ej7oz3 жыл бұрын

    Who's here from Ranboo's stream?

  • @Mothera_is_the_name

    @Mothera_is_the_name

    3 жыл бұрын

    YUP

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    who dat???

  • @ARHanif-ej7oz

    @ARHanif-ej7oz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic OMG you replied. I didn't expect this tbh. Ranboo is a minecraft streamer from Dream SMP Community. Yesterday he opened a mediashare stream on twitch.tv (basically you can donate money for a video to be played on his stream). Someone donated your song and apparently, he likes it. Here is the clip if you want to view it: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oWmYsrWLYKWZg7g.html Btw thank you so much for replying! Your works are great and they inspired so many people, keep up the good work!

  • @EliseRothMusic

    @EliseRothMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ARHanif-ej7oz aww thanks for letting me know! :D

  • @ARHanif-ej7oz

    @ARHanif-ej7oz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EliseRothMusic No probs, you're amazing!

  • @TwitchyTopHat1
    @TwitchyTopHat13 жыл бұрын

    Well Armed Peasants? Sounds like the American people.

  • @muhdancent4362

    @muhdancent4362

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Shane995 Ok grandpa, America isn't the Universe's physical manifestation of Freedom™®©, let's tone it down a bit. Let's get you to bed now, and don't forget your meds.

  • @muhdancent4362

    @muhdancent4362

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cadenflynn1587 😭😭😭😭😭 left wing destroyed 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cadenflynn1587

    @cadenflynn1587

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@muhdancent4362 k

  • @SpookyySpaghetti

    @SpookyySpaghetti

    3 жыл бұрын

    I suppose we have the ability for a revolution then. ONWARDS! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

  • @ayandas874

    @ayandas874

    3 жыл бұрын

    Muhammad AnarchoCentrist strange sentiment from an anarcho centrist.

  • @dottie-ratcall614
    @dottie-ratcall6143 жыл бұрын

    Teacher: the peasants often revolted because- My brain: WELL-ARMED PEASANTS

  • @mq8858
    @mq88583 жыл бұрын

    Something this well made shouldn't be called a parody, but divine reinterpretation. 😂

  • @SketoThanos
    @SketoThanos2 жыл бұрын

    This is a proof that WAP from Cardi Bi was successful due to the song being thousands of years old!

  • @elduxarino1097
    @elduxarino10973 жыл бұрын

    When the stimulus deal is $600 and includes building a border wall...

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761
    @rainbowlemniscate27613 жыл бұрын

    Top 10 songs to start a class war to

  • @oneyoutubehandle

    @oneyoutubehandle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg this comment right here. It’s the best one

  • @mathewfinch

    @mathewfinch

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trick Question: all songs are songs you should fight the class war to. Also, the class war isn't something you start; the wealthy have been carrying out the class war against us for centuries. It's only a question of when we decide to fight back.

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761

    @rainbowlemniscate2761

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mathewfinch When only one side does the slaughtering, it's not a war, it's a massacre

  • @etandee6418
    @etandee64183 жыл бұрын

    This has a good teacher in AP world history vibes

  • @quixoticat7658

    @quixoticat7658

    3 жыл бұрын

    im considering asking my apwh teacher to play this before class

  • @oneyoutubehandle

    @oneyoutubehandle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can this be the review guide, Mr. Smith?

  • @motherofdoggos5421
    @motherofdoggos54212 ай бұрын

    I’ve been looking for medieval covers for background music in my classroom dungeons and dragons game. This is 100% going on the list 😂

  • @MrDaruis
    @MrDaruis3 жыл бұрын

    Councilor Shapiro: Thy WAP is a fiction of thy imagination, my King. It is impossible for this kingdom to have well armed P words All the time.

  • @notJoshTan
    @notJoshTan3 жыл бұрын

    This is definitely going to be played in some high school history class

  • @drgreen8030
    @drgreen80303 жыл бұрын

    Peasants in crusader kings be like

  • @Em_Davis
    @Em_Davis3 жыл бұрын

    Ranboo brought me here and it's a BOP

  • @parkhae-il9211
    @parkhae-il92113 жыл бұрын

    "From the summit, thou shall plummet" i fcking loved that 🤣

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