How did Walt even manage to sneak inside someone's house with ears that big

@turbogaming8808

Жыл бұрын

It's because he's not in danger, he is the danger 💀

@truekaneki1743

Жыл бұрын

Also if you think he pulled a mike

@serjaimelannister476

Жыл бұрын

Bro can hear sounds

@weygand21ify

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ddrarrow

Жыл бұрын

@@serjaimelannister476 dude’s ears are so big he can literally hear with them. Crazy shit

Walt: “listen up” Elliot: “ I’m all ears”

@ydk1k253

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@joannm8778

Жыл бұрын

This had me laughing way too hard

@mello4392

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nickmiller9910

Жыл бұрын

Lmao this shit got me

@RVoidFall

Жыл бұрын

stolen but still golden

I love how walt's got that raspy tired voice of a man who's lost everything

@xenojin9162

9 ай бұрын

Well he did it to himself.

@trixcypher3687

9 ай бұрын

Bro, he is not the good guy

@seya7090

9 ай бұрын

​​@@trixcypher3687bro he kinda is, I mean maybe not at this point in the series but he does eventually lose everything and dies

@Bidoofus

9 ай бұрын

@@seya7090brain damage

@connormaclean1569

9 ай бұрын

​@@seya7090lmao Walt is very much the bad guy. You say he did it all for his family but he didn't. He did it for himself

"Two best hitmen." *Takes two seconds off their job to conveniently blind the cameraman*

@burghurs976

9 ай бұрын

Cuz they weren't actually hitmen at all lol

@ahoy12359

9 ай бұрын

Blud it was badger and skinny pete

@JCammeron

9 ай бұрын

You can always count on skinny pete@@ahoy12359

@0naveenacharles0

9 ай бұрын

Ahahahahahahaha I just noticed this and I can't stop laughing lmaooo

@ford4202

8 ай бұрын

Dont care spooky

Bro Elliot a real one for not ditching his wife and flying away with those big ahh ears...

@Hierophant_Bean

9 ай бұрын

dumbo lookin ah

@ThePestProblem

9 ай бұрын

It’s ass, not ahh

@Hierophant_Bean

9 ай бұрын

@@ThePestProblem goofy ahh

@ThePestProblem

9 ай бұрын

@@Hierophant_Bean it’s ass, not ahh

@eliaswirstrom1326

9 ай бұрын

​@@ThePestProblemgoofy ahh

Waltuh, put the laser away Waltuh...

@kurd_daily

Жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@Derpzilla-tw2ox

Жыл бұрын

*I AM THE ONE WHO FAKES THE SNIPERS*

@flarecosta

Жыл бұрын

@@Derpzilla-tw2ox hahaha

@DDNN1799

Жыл бұрын

Should have said laesur Waltuh…

@krassilverfang5504

Жыл бұрын

Waltuh, there horse is heah

I cracked up when it was revealed to be Skinny Pete and Badger with laser pointers the whole time 😂

@Plaitonic

5 ай бұрын

Lol badger bought a nice fiero with that money

@-gemberkoekje-5547

4 ай бұрын

The longer that scene played the more I realised what was actually going on lol

Elliot is the type of person to hear the TV on zero volume

@haydenlee4804

4 ай бұрын

i laughed at this

@Shannon-vv6rr

4 ай бұрын

Omg

Those hitmen gonna need to snipe them with a rocket launcher from a mile away because those ears probably hear everything comin.

@Talkinghead77

Жыл бұрын

Bro I just laughed out loud at this 💀

@a_gamer8958

Жыл бұрын

Under the Red Hood reference?

@TL_27

Жыл бұрын

Even then he'd hear the rocket flying through the air

@thatthing9923

Жыл бұрын

​@@TL_27a rocket blows up about 15-20 meters and it travels like 2000m per seconds so i doubt anyone except the flash would be able to escape

@dessertlimbo

Жыл бұрын

@@TL_27cant hear it if its faster than sound

the two best men west of the mississippi

@BananaGames2000

Жыл бұрын

Skinny and badger

@naveenk2524

Жыл бұрын

Just two schoolkids with laser toys in the opposite building

@glibnsalt

Жыл бұрын

@@naveenk2524 🤓

@Local_commentor

Жыл бұрын

@@glibnsalt fk u wipe this down

@ENSANElol

Жыл бұрын

​@@naveenk2524 No shit.

Walt: “This is where you get to make it right.” Also Walt: *denies elliots offer to pay for the cancer treatment*

@JayConnor210

9 ай бұрын

Fr bro and on top of that he willingly sold his share of the company

@FarzinAhammed

9 ай бұрын

Because now Walt understands.

@ashishkamat9964

8 ай бұрын

tell me you didn't watch the series without telling me. walt leaves his own drug money with elliot and gretchen, tells them to give that money to skylar and walt jr. not a dollar more not a dollar less. because they wouldn't take the money from walt because they hate him and the feds are watching.

@chukyuniqul

8 ай бұрын

@@ashishkamat9964 That is about the beginning of the series. When walter was offered, essentially, an easy out but refused it because of his pride. Which is also why he'd sold his shares in gray matter since he'd felt that gretchen being from money meant that he coasted on them when it came to making the company so he-again-didn't feel it's his money, earned from the company. All the bloodshed could've been stopped if walter gave up on his pride. Downside is, Jesse would've probably not become as great as he did, just lounging in mediocrity until he stepped on the toes of a wrong someone or just got caught by the police.

@madscientist916

8 ай бұрын

Walt is prideful and arrogant, but let’s say he accepts their offer, cancer kills him anyway. Great, they don’t have his medical debt, but they also don’t have anything else.

Elliot could've easily used his ears to shield his wife and even create a wind barrier to escape that house and fly into the night..

Walt’s really at his best when he’s weak and a bit limited in his options. If he were peak Heisenberg and needed this to happen, he’d simply hire actual assassins to threaten them in their home. Walt on the run from the law and with terminal cancer sneaks in and completely uproots their lives with two meth heads and some laser pointers

@elijahdavis8758

Жыл бұрын

You’re absolutely right Walter works best when he’s cornered

@yalovoyhznepomny

Жыл бұрын

Волтер проявлял чудеса разума ещё в 1 сезоне

@EnbyOccultist

Жыл бұрын

@@elijahdavis8758Cornered animals fight the hardest

@magneticman245

Жыл бұрын

Limitations breed creativity

@Alex-jn8ck

Жыл бұрын

I'll pay crack heads for that act strong when you're weak

Then elliot used his ears to fly away for safety

@gangsterman5590

Жыл бұрын

It’s true I was there, I was the ears

@LiterallyWize

Жыл бұрын

i can confirm, i was the table

@monstar3626

Жыл бұрын

Truth. I was the money. (But I was spent on breakfast)

@1hpredkingtower432

Жыл бұрын

Really happened I was the laser pointer

@ikaiju-eu9wn

Жыл бұрын

it's true i can confim beacuse i was the air

I was so sad when Walter said, “I am the breaking bad” it just affected me badly.

@PettiAKD

9 ай бұрын

He never.... Nevermind.

@Pacho_Over_here

9 ай бұрын

My favourite part was when he said “it’s Walting time!” and Walted all over them.

@Trxpzioi

9 ай бұрын

My favorite part was when he said “It’s time for White” and then used his breaking powers

@gman_151

9 ай бұрын

@@Trxpzioi He did some pretty bad stuff

@mickjeghi2692

9 ай бұрын

My favourite part was "Its meth time" And 99.1% all over the market!

Kid named beaver and thin Peter:

@lucashansen9877

6 ай бұрын

Lol

This speech is literally the only thing that could distract me from those ears the guy got

@jakejutras5420

Жыл бұрын

Apparently, it didn't. At all lmao.

@OgSuda

Жыл бұрын

Cock and ball torture

@simonhouse4126

Жыл бұрын

Whats funny is for me; it did. Because this entire time i ha dno idea elliots ears looked extraordinary/dtood out because of the intensity of the moment for waltuh

@26adex

Жыл бұрын

Jesus everybody chill dont ear shame the guy anymore, every second coment is about his ears

@IllegalCheeseCake.

Жыл бұрын

@@26adex I mean, its not our fault he looks like he got mini wings on his head

The two best hitmen west of Mississippi They couldn't even keep the lasers straight haha

@Pwilliams4000

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I just notice that 😂

@bagelwagel886

Жыл бұрын

@@Pwilliams4000 They're not real hitmans, they're Jesse's friends

@Pwilliams4000

Жыл бұрын

@@bagelwagel886 nah really!?

@IVIrbox

Жыл бұрын

Considering that they’re probably standing up, and aren’t even actual hitmen, it’s still accurate enough to the point of intimidating Elliot and Gretchen.

@M_S_G.

Жыл бұрын

​@@bagelwagel886 Wait really? thats crazy

Lmao y'all are ruthless about the ears 😂

@How_is_this_taken

5 ай бұрын

​@NazariiMykhalskyi19womp womp

Walter: I am the one who knocks Also Walter: sneaks without knocking

I swear Elliot's ears emmit Wi-Fi signal. 💀

@giovannicruces2563

Жыл бұрын

bruh fr 💀

@parlamentz

Жыл бұрын

bruh everyone here talkin about his ears leave him alone 😂

@Baronnax

Жыл бұрын

Nah, they double up as 5G dish antennae.

@pamav7414

Жыл бұрын

@@parlamentzcuz they looks so stupid bro 😂 like an actual monkey

@waynemccammon6992

11 ай бұрын

Password is dumbo4lyfe

Elliot can probably hear skinny pete and badger giggling in this scene😂😂😂

@l.m.l8598

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@dramaybaazii

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wyattrogers47

10 ай бұрын

He probably heard the who before Horton.

Not showing the "hitmen" at the end is just criminal. 😂

@Calvin156

9 ай бұрын

It was actually Jesse with a laser pointer

@bambam6664

9 ай бұрын

​@@Calvin156wrong. Was badger and skinny Pete

@KaleKBK808

9 ай бұрын

@@Calvin156bro did not watch the episode

@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe

9 ай бұрын

Imagine if it was fucking wick and someone else lol

@alonetraveler5391

8 ай бұрын

@@Calvin156bro did not finish breaking bad

Bro can hear radio transmissions from satellite dishes and he can hear colors 😂

Everyone be makin jokes of elliot's ears, let's all just *hear* him out

@Aquardis

Жыл бұрын

You wouldn't want to listen to him. He's noisy, and quite the *earful* .

@sfdntk

9 ай бұрын

Why did you bold the word hear

@user-il5ii2or2y

9 ай бұрын

Narr he will hear us out

@makeshiftgleeman7322

9 ай бұрын

Here's your 1 thousandth like. It's simply true. we need more ear-refutable hearing.

@user-ye7sm1kt1d

9 ай бұрын

Oh I see what you did there, ha ha ha Sneaky jokester

Respect to Elliot for resisting the urge to jump off the window and glide with his ears to safety

@eatmyredacted6138

9 ай бұрын

This is probably the funniest one i’ve seen so far lmao

@rizachan8892

4 ай бұрын

This comment aged well

Stop shittalking Elliot, he can hear the comments.

Elliots ears tough bro could just fly away😂😂

I opened the comments expecting everyone to be impressed with the performance, show love for the show, etc etc etc but came to find everyones just roasting the shit out of Elliots ears 💀💀💀😭

@laargboolag9147

9 ай бұрын

Ikr? It's ....earie. (Eerie)

@seandiezel501

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's our society for you😞

@eddiejackson1566

7 ай бұрын

Same but ive came to the conclusion that thats even better😂

@dusteedawg2915

7 ай бұрын

Bro..... FIRST day on thee Internet?

@TheRealGuusMcgoose

7 ай бұрын

@@laargboolag9147well done

Those ears should function as early warning radars and yet Walter snuck up into this rich dude's house.

@alexanderd6793

Жыл бұрын

Those things should light up Walther like an F-22 radar light up an SU-57 on Radar.

@armandguanlao8931

Жыл бұрын

He probably can't hear shit because he's got so much surface area that probably even a little bit of wind makes it violently flap.

Badger and Pete are still out there lurking

The fact that the lasers were fake makes this funny

@sergachev_9853

8 ай бұрын

no fucking shit genius

@itsjayh

8 ай бұрын

​@@sergachev_9853why so mad 😂

@thomasmacgruber6701

8 ай бұрын

The lasers were real what the shit are you talking about? They were just cat toy lasers held by meth heads, not on rifles held by hitmen.

@BayHarbo

8 ай бұрын

@@thomasmacgruber6701 Yeah so they were fake 😂

@Draknfyre

8 ай бұрын

@@BayHarboThe lasers themselves WEREN'T fake. They just weren't mounted on a rifle. Is that too difficult for you to understand?

Bro Elliot can hear my heart beat

@WiggyWamWam

9 ай бұрын

My friend has a heart valve that emits an incredibly faint click when it beats. I can hear it all the time, but others hear it occasionally, too, when it’s extremely quiet, like when camping.

Kids named finger aiming the laser :

@nickmiller9910

Жыл бұрын

No

@ChalkyChelky

Жыл бұрын

​@@nickmiller9910 yes

@diddykong2143

Жыл бұрын

Kid named Skinny Pete and Badger

@klampassn9987

Жыл бұрын

​@@nickmiller9910 yes

@nickmiller9910

Жыл бұрын

@@klampassn9987 he isn’t tho

"this is where you get to make it right" love how he's still in denial even at this point lol

Dude could just fly away and leave his wife behind

It's hard when you realise they'll live their lives with the same fear as Saul of Lalo returning for him anyday

@lisarodriguez6966

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps, but only if they flake out of the agreement. When people follow through with their word, there's much less to worry about than when you backstab people/partners.

@jonyahraus4283

9 ай бұрын

I can imagine them facing a home intruder with "We gave Walt Jr the money" and this random robber wonder who they're talking about

@Yatagurusu

9 ай бұрын

​@@lisarodriguez6966not really, what if they make a mistake, what if the hitmen make a mistake? Thats a real possibility that will end your life lmao

@anolive7535

9 ай бұрын

​@@Yatagurusu spoilers: there aren't actually any hitmen. It's just Skinny Pete and Badger shining laser pointers at them from a bush. No harm will actually come to Elliot and Gretchen, it's just an intimidation tactic from Walt to make them send some of his drug money to his children since he's still trying to convince himself that everything he did was to help his family - even though he really just did it for his ego.

@Yatagurusu

9 ай бұрын

@@anolive7535 yes but they dont know that. They have the lifelong anxiety of someone could kill them

Waltuh 200 iq play

Id like to think in an alternative universe thered be a scene with elliot munchin a salad at a restaurant and he just throws his head up and his ears wiggle like a deers when it hears a hunter in the distance

Song is “Solitude (Felsmann + Tiley Reinterpretation)” by M83

Hands down the scariest Walt he got nothing to lose at that point

This is the moment when Walt became the one who doesn't knock.

@chalbeychuziye

10 ай бұрын

yup, cause he sneaks in 😂

@TheMoose126

9 ай бұрын

He just shows up

@Thatotherguy1608

9 ай бұрын

Only 55 like for a comment that clever let me fix that

The ultimate gas lighting 🤣💯

This is the moment badger and skinny pete became the two best hitmen west of the mississippi

It’s just a prank bro… the prank:

Elliot heard everything Walt said 20 minutes ago.

@yahiam888

Жыл бұрын

😂

@fernanfran570

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂

one hitman was breaking 4th wall and directing his laser right on camera

“Tow best” Bro they can’t even hold on target. It’s so close you can see the lasers origin.

Biggest ears west of the Mississippi

I'm surprised that foo couldn't hear the lie with those satellite dishes

@brianstasko4293

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

Walter delivering his villian monologue

The way Cranston says “and then… darkness.” Is so ominous.

Then Elliott said "It's Earing time" and Eared all over HeisenBurger

@maximus_relosi

8 ай бұрын

Underrated coment

@austinjohnson7772

6 ай бұрын

Atta boy

Elliot ears so big he can whisper to himself

Walt knew this plan was foolproof because Elliot always ears on the side of caution .😊

"Don't move, don't dare move a... FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M TRYING TO TALK! TURN THAT DIPSHIT MUSIC DOWN!"

@baggedbread

Жыл бұрын

what song is it lmao

@rickybobby3684

Жыл бұрын

​@@baggedbreadIdk but it's annoyingly repetitive

@bobjohnson7020

11 ай бұрын

Your comment is my spirit animal.

@joeygray6859

11 ай бұрын

@@baggedbread no idea what song it is but it reminds me from the movie scar face

@juliussnijders1032

10 ай бұрын

​@@baggedbreadthe song is called solitude

Hey, I'd just like to ask people to stop body shaming Eliott and making jokes about his ears. He can hear you, you know.

@samuelmikler

Жыл бұрын

love this comment :D

@xman5393

Жыл бұрын

😭

@smartalek180

Жыл бұрын

I admit, I did not see that one coming. Didn't hear it coming either. . Well done.

@michaelandrews1480

Жыл бұрын

Nicely done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beli3ver

Жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half NGL

skinny: hey yo, keep it still badger: okay

“ the further you get into the series the more you realize that he was the bad guy all along”- my 8th grade social studies teacher

I swear his ears get bigger the more sacred he gets

Skinny Pete and badger are two wholesome characters

Best revenge plan ever

M83 Solitude makes any youtube short amazing

"Mom I need to hire some hit men!" Mom: "We have hit men at home!"

@kyovibe

9 ай бұрын

i read this a little differently

Elliot should've just used his ears to get Gretchen and fly to safety

Such a stunning series, Walt's character arc from a high school teacher to a fucking maniac meth king pin is insane, very dangerous man. And Cranston's perfromance is nothing short of perfect, absolutely impeccable

Nobody can talk behind HIS back.

Elliot would hear them before they get anywhere near him

Guess Elliott couldn't ear Walt sneaking up behind them

Notice the layers staying specifically on their hearts

Elliot definitely would have heard those footsteps first because His ears are MASSIVE

Pretty sure he paid at least 500 grand for each professional hitman

@lilbackwood1233

Жыл бұрын

they werent even real hitmen lol they jus has laser pointers

@mrszmatan2727

Жыл бұрын

​@@lilbackwood1233 nah bro you are delusional, you can't tell me that skinny and badger are not best hitmen

@lilbackwood1233

Жыл бұрын

@@mrszmatan2727 ma boy they had LASERS😭😭

@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513

Жыл бұрын

​@@lilbackwood1233 you hate having fun

@mikentikes11

9 ай бұрын

​@@lilbackwood1233buddy those lasers could melt through your body in less than a second don't play with Badger and Skinny Pete.

I think this might have been the best character he could have played. The raspiness of his voice is so perfect

I like how they actually pointed it at the camera to make that flare effect.

Walt was the perfect antihero. We relate to his motives. Maybe not his actions, but we recognize ourselves in him.

"Don't dare move a muscle or they might shoot" " two of the best hit men I could buy" Meanwhile badger and skinny pete: beevis and butthead noises

@eduardovaldez4416

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking dead

this is the type of power anyone wants, to be able to instill fear into anyone and able to take advantage of their weakness

A chemistry school teacher who basically goes ballistic 😂

I urge everyone to watch season 1 then jump to this episode. Seeing walt completely changed whilst talking in this scene is amazing as watching in order makes it feel entirely natural, yet when viewed in a vaccum its chilling

@DInozowa

9 ай бұрын

You def have to watch to understand why he is choosing them. All they had to do was not screw him out of his own company.

@plexyglass429

9 ай бұрын

@@DInozowa it's ironic how you said that. HE left the company, they didn't screw him out. He left because his ego got hurt when he met her rich family.

@lekyim

9 ай бұрын

What episode is it

@AllisonChains64

7 ай бұрын

​@@plexyglass429Exactly. Idk why people like to say that he got screwed when he didn't.

@plexyglass429

7 ай бұрын

@@AllisonChains64 it's just another example of people trying to empathize with walt because either he's a sigma Chad or because they misunderstand the story

Music?

Who dont know:😢 Who know:😂

The only good lie Walter has said in 2 years 😶

You forgot the best part: turns out they were just laser pointers

What a nice guy threatening an old friend who offered to give him a job and pay for his cancer treatment

Two kids with laser pointers. Still, a hitman is a hitman.

Bro what’s Nigel doing here

Jessie and Mike with the laser beams: 🤭🤭

pastor jeff why you there 🗣️

Eliot wakes up before his clock alarm because he can hear the sum come up every morning

I love the fact that one of the lazer is moving all over cus their aim is truly shit

Elliot backed off, instead of fighting Walt. His wife gave him an earful because of that.

Imagine if their cat came flying at the Lazer dot out of nowhere

Elliot could lock up on F-22 100km away but didn’t caught up a Walter

Ok but like, would they really follow those two for 200k? I know it's a lot of money, but that two assassin essentially dedicating lord knows how long just following this dummies

@largevapor

Жыл бұрын

They arent real, just two of his old associates with laser pointers trying to scare them into submission

@turbogaming8808

Жыл бұрын

​@@largevaporhe's speaking from Elliott and his wife's point of view

@jaysonredacted844

Жыл бұрын

They don't have to follow them around. If the they dont give the children money then they will be killed. Tracking them down to one location at one time isnt insane and can be done by a good assassin. As well considering it was badger and skinny pete, it doesnt actually matter. Gretchen and Elliot will do it out of both kindnesses but also fear of being killed. It doesnt matter if they actually can kill Gretchen and Elliot. It matters that Gretchen and Elliot believes that the assassin's can.

@ktm1125

Жыл бұрын

He did say they would just "check in" and not "follow". And checking once a few mouths for 200k ain't that much.

@jaysonredacted844

Жыл бұрын

@@ktm1125 Again it was badge and easy pete, doesnt actually matter. Gretchen and elliot will be scared shitless either way and resaonablly so. As well all they would have to do is look up or watch the news. If they haven't given the money then they are killed. (in theory)

Tbh now that I think about it, if they're so rich why wouldnt they just have lights outside their house/window to see their property? Where Badger and Pete are sitting it's pitch black lmao

@Ahmad_Stn

Жыл бұрын

A laser can be shined from miles away doesn’t matter they’d never see them

@mihapro4097

Жыл бұрын

why would they light up the whole neighbourhood at night?

@stevengroeneveld7406

Жыл бұрын

You can’t see them because they are the best hitmen west of the missisipi🥶

@ChadIs

Жыл бұрын

First off they're rich guys, not people who are used to this kinda thing. 2nd, Badger and Pete are damn near off their property

@erikaenander5374

Жыл бұрын

I’m not sure. When I lived out in the country, I left outdoors lights off at night, and around Halloween, inside lights as well. You see, I could see out my living room window better without the lights. Even in the country, most nights ain’t dark enough to matter. But if I could see those little vandals coming, I could spring a few traps, water them so the grow up healthy, or even watch the scramble of panic when I fired of on large ass firecracker and then did my Clint Eastwood.

50% of the comments are about that guy's ear. The other 50% is about his other ear.

This is the moment Badger and Skinny Pete became the two best hitmen west of the Mississippi

"I had an extra $20 that I used to buy two of the highest rated laser pointers on Amazon..."

Bro tried to aim us as well 💀

I love that it turns out to just be badger and skinny pete with laser pointers 🤣