They rhymed piss with sis I actually can’t with this musical 😂

I think an all-male cover of this would be so funny.

@roomyghosted

6 жыл бұрын

They're complaining about how they got their wives pregnant and just waiting for them to finish their God damn test. (A parodyish cover but a cover about men singing about getting a negative on their pregnancy test would also be funny)

@marcetteb6064

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, if a guy has testicular cancer a pregnancy test will show up positive for him

@ollakinanti9070

6 жыл бұрын

i hope somebody will do this in some kind of event like miscast

@eleanormunt2860

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Hunterson, Bradley and Don Williams

@eleanormunt2860

6 жыл бұрын

A random thought, if it was a male cover maybe it could be about an STD/STI test?

'What if his boys don't swim? I mean, woooww! Miraculous luck!' 'Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu-' 'UNNY how-' 😂😂

@sky-ox7gw

6 жыл бұрын

a very bad editor Jenna cut Becky off from saying f*ck! 😂😂

@neutralpie420

4 жыл бұрын

Jenna be like: NOT ON MY MINECRAFT CHRISTIAN SERVER

@azureprime

3 жыл бұрын

@@neutralpie420 then she procceeds to say shit

"I do stupid things when I'm drunk, like, sleep with my husband." 😂😂😂

@patriciomejia1114

4 жыл бұрын

"Honey, we've all made that mistake."

@patriciomejia1114

4 жыл бұрын

@Ava and Norah asmr "It will all be alright."

I think this is my favourite song from the show just because of Dawn's lines.

@hunterfeavearyear3887

7 жыл бұрын

Madeleine Tierney dawn is me. Lol

@mags8929

6 жыл бұрын

Same. I have memorized this WHOLE song. lol.

@Danny-ln7ly

6 жыл бұрын

Do not insert the test stick into your VAJAINAUH

@sky-ox7gw

6 жыл бұрын

Madeleine Tierney SAMEEEEEEE

"Just calm down goddammit" In my opinion, the best line in the whole song!!!!

@firstnamelastname5331

7 жыл бұрын

I like every line Dawn says in this song. Especially "maybe his machinery is broken somehow"

@alexagreen4089

6 жыл бұрын

especially because she said it in a panicky voice

@jamberry1524

4 жыл бұрын

mine is “it was only one niiiiGhTgGhRgagtTg!!”

@princessluckystrikerbrook7066

4 жыл бұрын

@@koipond22 Miraculous luck!

"Yeah miraculous to get away with an unprotected fu--" 😂

@esmeme69

6 жыл бұрын

Katie Tucker nny how one night can ruin your whole life

@princessluckystrikerbrook7066

4 жыл бұрын

@Ava and Norah asmr WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS!!

@lottek5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@princessluckystrikerbrook7066 I'm already panicked!

@princessluckystrikerbrook7066

4 жыл бұрын

@@lottek5150 JUST CALM DOWN, GOD DAMMIT!!

@lottek5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@princessluckystrikerbrook7066 Maybe it'll all be fine...

leave it to waitress to make peeing on a stick into an awesome song

Why is no one talking about how amazing "to get away with an unprotected fu-" is???

Listening to this while taking a pregnancy test. Now, THAT'S a bad idea.

@Probablylani

6 жыл бұрын

Anna Constantinou holy shit.

@dacssherwood5676

5 жыл бұрын

what did it say

@magpie-yf8gf

4 жыл бұрын

Baby or no?

@jamberry1524

4 жыл бұрын

OMG GSIDBAJA

@etta5487

4 жыл бұрын

UPDATE PLEASE

"Funny how one night can ruin your whole life." *mood*

Took a pregnancy test to this song and it came out positive 😭 that’s all been sorted now, but I reckon this song jinxed it haha

“To get away with an unprotected fu-“ I have listened to this soundtrack 10,000 times and didn’t hear that. Now I won’t be able to unhear it! 🤣

Can't stop listening to this. it's BRILLIANT!

@apriljade9962

7 жыл бұрын

same here. Sara Bareilles is a genius!!!

I love Dawn so much!

@idiotpringles6924

5 жыл бұрын

dawn best girl

@Quackervoltz

2 жыл бұрын

She has autistic swag

AWWW I WAS WONDERING WHERE ID SEEN LETTIE ON THE GREATEST SHOWMAN BEFOREEEEE

R.I.P Adrienne Shelly you made the most amazing film turned into musical

Dawn sounds like Apple Bloom from My Little Pony

@RaspberryMelody

6 жыл бұрын

Not really

@Quackervoltz

2 жыл бұрын

Her actress was in the new MLP movie

*-Did someone say Miraculous?!-*

@sarcasticsparkles

4 жыл бұрын

Damnit, now I'm picturing Alya and Tikki singing this to Marinette after a night with Chat

I’m gonna be listening to this when I take my take my test mainly because I’m 99% sure I’m pregnant so WOOOOOO ... Can’t say I don’t have a sense of humor ATLEAST

@adriannawelch7670

3 жыл бұрын

Nice sense of humor you got there

@tinysatansierra9318

3 жыл бұрын

@@adriannawelch7670 dude that was deadass the most stressful time but fortunately I’m not pregnant

Dawn trying to read in Spanish killed me, she’s adorable ☠

Listening to this while waiting for my pcr test

What does it mean when Dawn says "I hope you drank enough this morning". Is she referring to Liquor or water?

@niavheffernan1661

4 жыл бұрын

Eva Grace water so she can pee on the stick

KIMIKO GLENN!!! ILY

@Quackervoltz

2 жыл бұрын

So true, Emma Perkins icon

Love. This. Song.

Kimiko Glenn...she was just Soso.😂

I wish I could find ukulele chords for this.

Listening to this whilst waiting for my COVID results

thanks for making this :) like the font!

Anyone know where to find a karaoke track?

@la.uralox

4 жыл бұрын

Caroline Inches kzread.info/dash/bejne/a4qIlsesZs-yYps.html

"Shit." 😂😂

Me and the girls taking a covid test

I want an animatic where its Apple Bloom (Dawn) Sweetie Belle (Jenna) And Scootaloo (Becky)

@roxie4292

5 ай бұрын

OMG HELP WHY WOULD I WATCH THIS 😭☠

Me listening to this while taking a pregnancy test: yeetus to the fetus

Anyone else listening while waiting for their COVID test results?

I thought this would be a sad song

@bulgna

5 жыл бұрын

Well at the end it kinda was?

Definitely those feelings when doing a COVID home test

Me getting me COVID test:

Hey, can someone help me out? What's the name of the song where she gives birth to lulu?

@SamanthaMiller

4 жыл бұрын

Devadeepa Das Contraction Ballet or Everything Changes

Does anyone know where I can watch this for free?

@alexs.3383

7 жыл бұрын

....same

@SamanthaMiller

7 жыл бұрын

there are bootlegs floating around on the internet if you can find one. there are some on youtube too.

@aleksandra8290

5 жыл бұрын

Go to stagedork, it's a website with a lot of the popular musicals, Waitress included

I need an instrumental HELP

i cant unsee dawn's long neck o-o

01:24 I didnt know the uprotected fu- was cut off lol i spat on my laptop ew haha

I sang this with a choir and I was dawn, which means I had to say things like do not insert to test stick in to ur vagina, and looks like an ice skating outfit

LOL!!!!!!

I think I that dawns love new are funny as well

Jenna, time to pee on a stick Wh-? I don't wanna know Come on honey, you've waited long enough Get to it and do it Wh- okay, girls! Enough You know what we mean I hope you drank enough this morning Come on, sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right here with you, so It's no or it's yes But either way you gotta take the test A squat and a squeeze A prayer and a please It's nothing A stick and a line Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky A pot and a piss Here we go, sis And we'll keep our focus on The negative! Read the instructions English! Do not insert the test stick into your vagina Wow, thank you, Dawn! How's I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night in that stupid red dress Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit Stay with us, Dawn Maybe his machinery is broken somehow? What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow, miraculous luck Yeah, miraculous To get away with an unprotected f- Funny how one night can ruin your whole life Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says I'm already panicked Just calm down, goddammit Maybe it'll all be fine Maybe there'll be just one line Come on, negative I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore? Well, I - he got me drunk, I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband Honey, we've all made that mistake Focus on the negative This will all be alright It was only one night Someone send me a sign One line, one line That means the test is ready This is it

Not me listening to this while waiting for a covid test ; ;

Becky: (Spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick. Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know. Becky: (Sung) COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH Becky, Dawn: GET TO IT AND DO IT! Jenna: (Spoken) Wh- okay, girls! Enough! Becky, Dawn: (Sung) YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN Dawn: I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING Becky: COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO . . . Dawn: IT'S NO OR IT'S YES BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST Becky: A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE A PRAYER AND A PLEASE IT'S NOTHING Dawn: A STICK AND A LINE Jenna: JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY Becky, Dawn: A POT AND A PISS HERE WE GO, SIS AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON Jenna, Becky, Dawn: THE NEGATIVE! Becky: (Spoken) Read the instructions. Dawn: (Read in spanish) Becky: English! Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina. Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn. Jenna: (Sung) HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS? ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS Dawn: (Spoken) Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit. Becky: Stay with us, Dawn! Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW? WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck! Becky: Yeah, miraculous! (Sung) TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F- Jenna: FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE Becky, Dawn: DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS Jenna: I'M ALREADY PANICKED! Becky: (Spoken) Just calm down, Godammit! Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE Becky, Dawn: MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE Jenna, Becky, Dawn: COME ON, NEGATIVE! Dawn: (Spoken) I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore? Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband. Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake. Jenna, Becky, Dawn: (Sung) FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE! Becky: THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT Dawn: IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT Jenna: SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE Jenna, Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE Becky, Dawn: THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY THIS IS IT . . . Jenna: . . . . shit.

Is this how people feel when they use pregnancy tests?

This song is good for sex education. Just saying, lol.

Logically, she could have just had a little more alcohol to get an "accidental" miscarriage but not enough to get her drunk

This is the worst shit I've ever heard