Such a diverse wardrobe for someone who never leaves home

@vedderman6740

2 жыл бұрын

Hes been quarenteening since 2014.

@cole5953

2 жыл бұрын

His office*

@bleh8789

2 жыл бұрын

@@cole5953 his mom's living room* (according to the podcast)

@shimavitz47

2 жыл бұрын

wife's clothes

@andrewraley8106

2 жыл бұрын

I thought you said divorce wardrobe

Honestly, I don't get why people scream "omg it's General Sam" when they identify his voice, like there is no quicker path to lead poisoning than that.

@lipov7083

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? I can't imagine hearing Sam's voice and not opening fire immediately.

@de-ment

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if anything a sam viewer should know NEVER to trust him. If I met him, I'd say he sounded like Aqua's sidekick and shot him in the face

@StudleyDuderight

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be kill on sight for me, if I still played EFT online. I got fed up with the cheaters and desync, so I took my toys and went to the offline mod Altered Escape.

@tatefreeman4563

2 жыл бұрын

Unless he's streaming a quest, then you have two choices, join or die

@AustinWigley

2 жыл бұрын

In one of Sam's new shorts a guy recognized him and just said "awh fuck this" and started running lmao

Player: "you sound like general sam..." Sam: "the jig is up! No witnesses!"

@AngusBeaph

2 жыл бұрын

It's fucking hilarious, but on the same token a dick move. Imagine asking a question to who you think is your favorite youtuber and then they gun you down and put it in a video. It's high key disrespectful. I know it's annoying being recognized and shit that's a given. But chill lmao.

@Doomsday_Report

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngusBeaph If you expect anything else from the Rat King himself I don't know what channel you've been watching.

@llab3903

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngusBeaph good. Seethe

@bjbishop70

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngusBeaph *kill him first* "you die like general sam"

@youarenotmadenough655

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngusBeaph general Sam viewers cannot be trusted Sam knows that better than anyone

that girl repeatedly thanking you guys in the exact same tone and cadence while your anger rises is just hilarious

@highbred

9 ай бұрын

I felt that too bro, the rage slowly taking over from the good guy😆

The amount of Sam "fans" who recognize him and decide to still trust him is astounding. A true fan knows not to turn your back on Sam

@mansterj

2 жыл бұрын

Or you kill him first and then tell him he sounds like General Sam.

@DaveOganesyan

2 жыл бұрын

A True fan would go "Hi sam" and tap his head instantly

@taxinvasion260

2 жыл бұрын

A true fan knows to kill on sight, whether you're killing Sam or yourself.

@MikeHedges1993

2 жыл бұрын

as soon as I hear anyone resembling Sam I will be shooting them immediately!

@BigBeerus

2 жыл бұрын

A true fan would kill him on sight after convincing him to look at something.

"I am not a psycho" *kills a man because he was eating oat flakes* Sam, you're a psycho. We've known this for years. This kill takes the cake though.

@alexcawley2981

2 жыл бұрын

Technically he took the flake The oat flake in fact

@TheDudeWithEmpathy19473

2 жыл бұрын

Sam did the right thing. That man was way too calm in an active war zone. If he’s that calm, in that situation, there is no telling what he is capable of.

@ManWithAMask_

2 жыл бұрын

He killed him for his oats.

@JumpinJoe

2 жыл бұрын

Sam's brain projected his psychopathic tendencies on a guy who thought he had friends

@rafox66

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexcawley2981 Would you look at that, we seem to share the same brain.

Really says something about human psychology. Just by speaking and being able to understand someone, you become friendlier towards them or trust them more. The sound of a voice enough to make them into another human being. Honestly kind of touching.

@pleasantlymixed5860

2 жыл бұрын

I use this tactic to not get gunned down like the rat I am

@mr_spartan2413

2 жыл бұрын

This is so true I’ve gotten out of so much crap in games like rust and Tarkov just by talking

@maxluong2

Жыл бұрын

So I can gun them down after gaining their trust like a rat

@TheAutisticCowboy

Жыл бұрын

Another human being...... Right up until they say his name lol

The legendary patience on the man who refused to shoot you despite absorbing so much extra leg weight

@Versace_sheets

2 жыл бұрын

God I would've just killed him when he said his exit was far away lmao save him the time

People like Sam are why I have trust issues in online games. "My ancestors are smiling at me USEC, can you say the same?"

@kcheung0

2 жыл бұрын

as fearless in death as he was in life

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear col

@SHINYREDBULLETS

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious my dude, I did lol

@kromtastic

2 жыл бұрын

"Next up, the Rat!"

@drool3616

2 жыл бұрын

NEXT THE SCAV IN RAGS

Sam is getting ever more increasingly better with these green screen bits

@attom353

2 жыл бұрын

His new place is bigger allowing him to do the greenscreen easier

@El-Burrito

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his mental manipulation of the general public. Sam is a menace

@yoopergamer1871

2 жыл бұрын

@@El-Burrito thankyou for the reminder

@alternativedimension5454

2 жыл бұрын

and fatter too

@kennthurman5134

2 жыл бұрын

This intro might be one of my favorites

One can call Sam by many names. A deceiver, a rat, a thief, a scoundrel, but all of these names roll off of his massive forehead like water off a ducks back. However, call him by his true name, General Sam, and watch as he recoils in shock and becomes hostile as if saying “oh no, I’ve been found out.” -guy who was shot by Sam

your editing is unreal man, great video

@I_EAF_19882

2 жыл бұрын

One bald man pays the other bald man to edit his bald man videos

@akiraic

2 жыл бұрын

is just green screen and a chairs dude

@kooz7553

2 жыл бұрын

@@akiraic you try to make as smooth transitions and lit ass editing as whoever the fuck edits sams shit. its very clean and impressive if you know anything about editing and sams content is full of bomb ass editing

@Versace_sheets

2 жыл бұрын

Woah Mr wobbles i love this guy wtf

@Versace_sheets

2 жыл бұрын

@@akiraic yes you're right its not a transformers movie. Total shit.

The guy screaming “murder” as he murdered you all was beautiful

@nobstompah4850

2 жыл бұрын

no way that wasnt aqua

@kimopro8812

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobstompah4850 he sounded similar to aqua but what made me sure that he isn't aqua HE IS WEARING ALTYN and our loot lord is always poor 😂

@freddenis9500

2 жыл бұрын

Its SmittyStone lmao

@sackjavage6959

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl haven’t laughed that hard in awhile, that clip was a work of art

@MyViolador

2 жыл бұрын

where

VOIP gave rats the perfect addition to their playstyle, you can beg for your life now

@Raptor091288

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until the scavs start shouting "!#* you!" in unison.

@tulersmeesh4077

2 жыл бұрын

There is no begging. Only missing all your shots and watching the other dude miss all his shots and laugh together.

@oedipusrex353

2 жыл бұрын

@@tulersmeesh4077 Welcome to Noob-Battle 9000! Today we watch this random fucking rat try to shoot me an nail my neighbors dog instead!

@adrianalavez4140

2 жыл бұрын

@@tulersmeesh4077 did you also see that recent clip where both players missed a lot of their shots, but one of them managed to critically injure the other before bed the ran out of ammo?

@swindle9695

2 жыл бұрын

I'm casting several lies a second now, none of which are working. Muahahahahaaa!

"I'm not gonna hit the button" just imagine, he's sitting there waiting the entire time... Then slowly the time runs down and he starts to get nervous. Then time runs out and he wastes away for eternity.

the guy unwilling to kill you was the highlight of my day.

@Grey_Winters

2 жыл бұрын

He tried to reason with Sam until the very end. Alas, Sam cannot be reasoned with.

I swear I remember someone saying, "VOIP is awesome, its only a matter of time before General Sam makes a video and ruins it for everyone." The time has come.

@skrimper

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're right. I can't remember who said it but it's true

@definelogic4803

2 жыл бұрын

What’s funny is papa Sam taught me how to be a rat so well before voip, that I already did this to people

@AitrixModz

2 жыл бұрын

I mean i was already doin this shit lmao

I love how everyone who recognizes Sam in-game gets instantly teleported back to the lobby

@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139

2 жыл бұрын

“Back to the realm of the eternal Backpack Tetris for you, insect.”

@NovaJayy

2 жыл бұрын

@@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139 thank you for this LMAO

@AgentTex13

2 жыл бұрын

They know to much

@firewalkwithjuno5421

2 жыл бұрын

You would think they'd get it by now

@JustSpeakingFacts_

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because sam is very anti social and gets weird when confronted by fans.

Similar thing happen to me yesterday. Me and a friend did a scav run on factory and another player scav geared to the teeth runs up and says "we are murdering every pmc here the last few are hold up the office area come with me" and even the cpu scavs hear the noise of the pmc desperately trying to defend themselves and they get on the action too. The PMCs never stood a chance.

Others: "You sound like General Sam" Sam: "And I took that personally" *Headshots Them*

These opening just keep getting better and better. Hopefully one day Sam brings Aqua on his show, and dumps a full mag of AK into him. “Mrs. Aqua, I’m sorry for your loss.”

@sirpeterbaum4695

2 жыл бұрын

But not with green screen magic just an actual AK

@alexandertorres8711

2 жыл бұрын

"Who knew the gun was loaded...with 30 bullets" *wheeze*

@williamglass2223

2 жыл бұрын

*sips Diet Coke “He survived the first 29. But who knew that 30th bullet would be the one?”

@alexandertorres8711

2 жыл бұрын

@@emperortivurnis9161 "Also did you know I have a podcast and not dead?"

@TenFourA

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamglass2223 We now know the limit. It's 30 bullets.

“Trick them with 4 words” *proceeds to write the most verbose script for any bit hes ever done*

@2341bossman

2 жыл бұрын

Sam is pissing advanced comedy at this point

@TheDudeWithEmpathy19473

2 жыл бұрын

It was a slick pistol draw too

Making up for not mentioning it in the last vid?

VOIP: exist Most people: “Yay now I can talk to player scavs!” Sam: This is the ultimate tool for fucking people over

@BigBeerus

2 жыл бұрын

He learned from dayz

@joshwaterman5526

2 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Bright who cares….

@BigBeerus

2 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Bright na fightguy was the beat

Sam’s dungeon must be finally complete. The green screen work is top notch

@ravenna6543

2 жыл бұрын

I know right! man doesn't even have green light leaking anymore!!!!

@itsbluesteve

2 жыл бұрын

when ak-50?

@Oltys

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsbluesteveJUST CHAMBER AN AK IN .50

@sentientbread5868

2 жыл бұрын

f in chat for your check mark

@MrImmortal709

2 жыл бұрын

That was a clone, the green screen did not work....

Scavs don’t get thirsty, that’s a red flag that he’s a PMC. Well played Sam.

@BrassBashers

2 жыл бұрын

Wait really?? My lvl 6 ass never even noticed lol

@YeorickGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrassBashers They do, but scavs generally never stay in match long enough to need to drink and every time you scav it's a new guy with full hydration and energy.

@Ixaglet

2 жыл бұрын

They don't make heavy breathing noises when they run out of stamina!

@Falcodrin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ixaglet some do some don't. I have no idea why but I make no noises but my buddys scavs do.

I'm disappointed that everyone's first instinct after realizing it's Sam is to talk instead of putting one between his eyes.

@snowtfl5617

2 жыл бұрын

Ik as soon as u realise it’s him it’s kill or be killed it don’t matter how much u like him u can just like his corpse 😭

@papercut7141

2 жыл бұрын

That one dude did but it was too late

The distant “thank you” from the girl and right after the “SHUT UUUUP!” Was so fuxkin funny.

@simfreak187

2 жыл бұрын

i had to run to the toilette because i nearly pissed myself at that moment 😐

@nubcakke

2 жыл бұрын

shit was funny af :D

@mr.joesterr5359

2 жыл бұрын

The dream woman

@l.i.t.f.4353

2 жыл бұрын

Genuinely made me laugh out loud

@sloppy1887

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh that’s me 😭

Meeting Sam in Tarkov is one of my biggest fears in this game. I’d start magdumping the moment I hear his sickly voice

@Soren9302

2 жыл бұрын

"woah it's like totally Sam" *commits mass murder

Bryan screaming “SHUT UPPP!!!” after the girl kept saying thank you was hilarious

@buttnuttz6119

2 жыл бұрын

Best part of the video

“We made a mistake shooting you, maybe you’ll choose peace?” Had me creasing 🤣

@FirstNameLastName-rh6zc

2 жыл бұрын

MURRDERR!

@WileyCatOFFICIAL

2 жыл бұрын

@@FirstNameLastName-rh6zc ITS SMITTYSTONE

@nelly2461

2 жыл бұрын

My man's turning into origami

@jonnythedemon

2 жыл бұрын

Dude yelling "IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU" got me

@vladilisescu4580

2 жыл бұрын

@@WileyCatOFFICIAL do you have the clip

Note to self: Never acknowledge Sam sounds like Sam when encountering him in Tarkov

@TheEmilkh

2 жыл бұрын

Addendum: Also never eat near him.

@kiryukazuma8089

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheEmilkh addendum 2: dont encounter sam in the wild

@sedarium5307

2 жыл бұрын

Rule #1: don't recognize GeneralSam Rule #2: don't eat cornflakes Rule #3: don't put white rice in a burrito

@eva2602

2 жыл бұрын

@@sedarium5307 you do not recognise the GeneralSam in the water.

@midgetman4206

2 жыл бұрын

No, if you recognize him you must kill him

"This guy sounds like General Sam" *Mows down both of them immediately* Well played.

@DemianManzur

2 жыл бұрын

why do you think its a good play?

@deathstramy7272

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the rest of his gameplay i assume he had about 10 other times where that happened and he didnt live

@edwingonzalez7691

2 жыл бұрын

@@deathstramy7272 seeing as how some people on the EFT subreddit absolutely seethe whenever Sam uploads something about rats, I can def see that happening.

@harismeld9411

2 жыл бұрын

Sam detected a fan and correctly sensed imminent danger, wisely gunning down both the fan and his accomplice mere moments before they would have leapt at and ripped Sam to shreds with their bare hands. I would have done the same. I hate him. I want to feast on his liver.

10:03 You can pin point the moment those scavs flipped from friendly to realizing that if it's actually Sam, something bad was going to happen. Sam knew that and murdered them a split second before them. It was very cinematic in a sense.

@brandonclarke274

2 жыл бұрын

When I saw that happen I couldn't help but think of the bank robbery scene from Dark Knight where Joker shoots the bus driver after he asks "Where are the other guys?"

@thomaspower8253

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonclarke274 yeah imagine that scene but instead of having all the robbers kill each other, he waits until the end, locks them in the school bus, and throws a grenade through the window.

The split moment of clarity Sam gets as he is forced to think back on "Why the fuck did you kill this guy for helping us?" is truly poetic. Lets us get a deep look into the mind of a torturer just for a moment.

@TK-7193

2 жыл бұрын

well dont bang your on it, sams as deep as a puddle. hes just tricking you into thinking he has humanity left

@Grey_Winters

2 жыл бұрын

His reasoning was essentially, "He put his guard down, and that offended me."

@auxchar

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grey_Winters "He trusted us, and I took that personally."

@yorg3742

2 жыл бұрын

I love his, "don't make me explain it because, then I'll look like psycho" and precedes to sound like a psycho. That shit kills me.

@firefail105

Жыл бұрын

for real tho, the biggest insult you can give to a psychopath is to question their capability to kill you out of nowhere

Lesson learned: if you encounter Sam in tarkov, don't acknowledge it's him

@Marshydarshy

2 жыл бұрын

This is just a generally good tactic for dealing with Sam. If someone knows who he is he immediately assumes that person's going to call him out for his many crimes against humanity, so he tries to strike first.

@jonase.7344

2 жыл бұрын

Id tell him he sounds like my dead grandma and eat a pack of sprouts.

@theriveracis5172

2 жыл бұрын

If you encounter Sam, the best thing to do is slowly but politely back away. Don't run. Sam can taste your fear.

@herrskeletal3994

2 жыл бұрын

" You sound like AquaFPS" Sam will be so overcome with rage he will freeze for a split second. Thats when you act.

@ultimomos5918

2 жыл бұрын

@@herrskeletal3994 yo that's MY secret strat. Sam will be so busy setting up his greenscreen for his rant that he will be vulnerable

He is immunized against all Dangers: one may call him a liar, a backstabber, a fraud, and it runs off him like water off a raincoat. But you call him Sam and you will be astonished at how much he recoils

@alamocitychieftan9909

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no he thinks. I've been found out.

@mrs.vasquezz

2 жыл бұрын

Reference on point 👌

@phoenixpoole7667

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like reminding a creature of their humanity

@gottagofastest

2 жыл бұрын

Oy vey

@topkekm8817

2 жыл бұрын

The general sam cries out in pain as he shoots you

With VOIP you can finally tell if the other PMC is actually good or just Australian.

@kiryukazuma8089

2 жыл бұрын

Back when stimpee played it would’ve been crucial lmao

@mckenzingtonn

2 жыл бұрын

As an Australian im both angry with this comment but also in acceptance

@tighegilmore9202

2 жыл бұрын

I like the implication that we as Australians have a higher default skill. Alternatively, it implies that we are so bad we are synonymous with anything that isn't good.

@tighegilmore9202

2 жыл бұрын

But also yeah, I cant trust anyone as an Australian. We are all out to trick you. If someone sounds British then there's a chance you can cooperate with them. If they sound like they live with their mum, just pop one in their head, they're gonna do the same to you.

@aidanmcelligott2329

2 жыл бұрын

@@tighegilmore9202 I meant it mostly as a sarcastic remark towards pestily. He’s great I have no problem with him though.

Leading another PMC through a whole raid to then bonk his head at the extract is a whole new level of getting gamed on in Tarkov

@smolpeter

2 жыл бұрын

Or finding an impact when your a scav then finding a 3 man and toss it at our feet at extract killing us all but worth it knowing they lost all their shit

@theduke6939

2 жыл бұрын

@@smolpeter whoever you did that to was not observant lol I always side eye the scavs I extract with

@smolpeter

2 жыл бұрын

@@theduke6939 said I was going to loot the building beside the extract and as soon as they walked away I took it out and threw it at their feet, they weren't very smart

@frosch161

2 жыл бұрын

Disposable pack mule is what that pmc was

The absolute joy it brings me to see you shoot every single person that mentions you by name is incomprehensible. If you had an OnlyFans of just videos of that specifically happening, I wouldn't subscribe but I'd definitely want to. Just the thought of someone recognizing you, then immediately becoming too scared to say anything for fear of their life brings me great happiness.

@Gyallarhorn1

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for the video where someone asks "You know who you sound like...?" then shoots him, and as Sam fades into oblivion he says his name...

@zab6124

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gyallarhorn1 actual powermove

@FloreFaune

2 жыл бұрын

Bro said I wouldn’t subscribe ..but I’d definitely want to 😹👍 lol

To that beautiful, psychotic, altyn wearing marauder: keep up gods work. That exchange was pure genius. “We were thinking maybe pick peace?” “Murder!”

@twebbyy6908

2 жыл бұрын

That was SmittyStone

@RenesisActual

2 жыл бұрын

@@twebbyy6908 holy shit, never seen any of his content but just looked him up. Dude is a straight up maniac. Definitely puts some context in this push and the rightful terror Sam had on running into him. 😂

@brohemian

2 жыл бұрын

@@RenesisActual smitty best strimmer and little of his dope shit makes it on youtube

@titandeath8790

2 жыл бұрын

peace was never an option

"I have to die a Scav but you have to live a liar" was hilarious

I'm the player scav at 15:50 that you laid down some cover fire for, for some reason my voip wasnt working and i was so upset. I knew right away that was you, Omid and Exfil the whole time and I couldn't talk to you I was so sadddd lol. Love your stuff sam. I took that headshot for the content 100% lmao

@rustyshackleford1508

2 жыл бұрын

it probably preserved your life a little longer

@leoaraujo8590

2 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford1508 this what I came to say, the moment he said "are you sam?" he would've been shot in the face

@BigBeerus

2 жыл бұрын

He would have murdered you instantly if you acknowledged who he was 😂 this is an ongoing trend in all of his videos

Sam is sending a simple message, whenever you hear somebody even remotely sound like him, aim for the head with no hesitation.

@nicolasoliveira4903

2 жыл бұрын

I would do that, even in real life.

I bet sam is just devastated when his friends die knowing he has to rummage around in their pockets and steal everything uninsured

@mr.kettle5189

2 жыл бұрын

correction: everything. Full stop. everything.

We need a General Sam green screen challenge

@frano7172

2 жыл бұрын

Am I the best comment sniper?

@corbingray9330

2 жыл бұрын

Woah, Enardo watches general sam? Ngl very unexpected..

@travabone

2 жыл бұрын

that is true

@jacobc.2705

2 жыл бұрын

what is a Dani fan doing here

@13fisherman2007

2 жыл бұрын

corridor digital should teach us how he did those special effects

That first skit really explained the unsettling feeling and that stomach sinking feeling of knowing what ever is gonna happen in that social situation is gonna be weird, gratuitous, and or wholesome. The feeling when you were kid when you met a stranger that was about 35 on your Xbox and he helps you along the way for days. Then one day he turns on you. Takes you to the Divison dark sector, and he takes you into an ally. He leaves the party chat, you hear an alert that there is a rogue agent nearby. You think “ that’s really bad timing that he get kicked out of the chat as there’s an enemy player nearby” you turn around and your friend is rogue and he’s already lighting you up with his vector, he downs you and melees you. He unfriended you and sent you a message then blocks you. You don’t wanna read the message cause you’ll know it’ll hurt. That’s impressive that you can make me remember that.

@TK-7193

2 жыл бұрын

man, he sounds like a real kind friend. mabye you should return the kindness? might i suggest one of these days, you should visit him, and give him the ability to bend his knees backwards. tell you what, me and the boys will help. we'll bring bats and other equipment, that way his leg surgery will be done sooner. :) i ha-i mean love spies... tortu- i i mean.. body enhancing surgery is my speciallty : |

@TK-7193

2 жыл бұрын

you deserve better, but the first step to betterment. starts with retribution against those who wronged you

@gang-ridertv5433

2 жыл бұрын

That 35 year old has issues.

@LordVader1094

2 жыл бұрын

@@gang-ridertv5433 Most 35 year olds do

We had finally entered an era of peace and diplomacy. First Sam tells everyone to exit camp, and now he's telling people to abuse VOIP. When will Nikita stop Sam's sinful hand?

@th0mas_papill0n3

2 жыл бұрын

He's a menace to society

I’m not going to ask if your General Sam 🤣 just going to run away as fast as I can. I ain’t talking the risk to be played like a fiddle, I’m fighting for my life to get this quest done.

@BigBeerus

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly as a long time fan of sam the best policy is kill on i.d If you know its him drop him.

@Soren9302

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBeerus cause he'll drop you for sure

@chemistt

2 жыл бұрын

same here and you may wonder why do guy on reserve in garage just stood still and was praying to higher power....so Sam would not notice him

@CherubCow

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, just tell him, "I do NOT recognize your voice, General Sam." It's the perfect plan. 😎

@mangobum8772

2 жыл бұрын

What are you doing here The iron Armenian

"STOP THANKING ME AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!" "I'm Sorry!....thank you!" *Bryan's Angry Scream* LMAO

@Velocikektor

Жыл бұрын

Kills me every time 😂

I´ve spent more time watching Sam´s videos about Tarkov than I have played some games I own, maybe it´s time to finally buy it for myself lol

@nolanmascari9606

2 жыл бұрын

prepare yourself for a world of pain

@TheArtofKAS

2 жыл бұрын

Nah ....Continue to live biceriously XD

@ltziggy6470

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even have a pc and I feel like I’ve been playing for years

@TheArtofKAS

2 жыл бұрын

@@ltziggy6470 😂😂

@advan0s

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I have been watching tarkov since the NDA lifted in like 2017? I know the maps, quests and stuff but I don't have the game lol

I’m willing to bet Sam’s level of treason and untrustworthiness is the reason I’ve been killed my so many “friendlies” this wipe

@Lowgitech

2 жыл бұрын

You really think people are gonna be friendly on a game where you are one bullet away from getting free money

@yungreaperr8933

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lowgitech enjoy the negative scav karma and the negative things that come with it

@coopers1716

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lowgitech Backstab everybody until nobody trusts VoIP and it’s only purpose is scavving and shittalk- that’s the Tarkov mindset. Lol fuck this community.

It's impressive that Sam cloned himself just so he could shoot himself for this video. That's some real dedication right there. How do we know the one that fired is the real one though?

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

The Spider-Man Clone Saga has nothing on the Sam Clone Saga

Another “Thank you!” followed by Brian screaming is the best thing I’ve heard this whole month

@tarfu2105

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment about that I cried

If I ever hear Sam's voice... he's dying. I can't risk it around him the guy's a loose cannon XD

@ohno9964

2 жыл бұрын

i'm late but yeah if i suspect a thing ima say "bye sam" and mag dump.

My favorite voip betrayal is me convincing a solo in reserve that I was fighting a dude when in reality it was my duo. He was trying to do bunker and I said I would guide him. Ended up bringing him to my friend and we gunned him down. I felt absolutely filthy.

@liamp6491

Жыл бұрын

That's dirtyyy

@R3IJO0

11 ай бұрын

I’m rewatching this video and your comment reminded me of one raid where me and my buddy were being shot at from fortress on customs and then a dude opens the door in crackhouse amd yells: ”GET INSIDE”. We run inside and he closes the door. Without hesitation I shot him in the back of the head and the last thing he gets to say was, ”I fuckin kne…” and then the voip cuts off. Almost cried because my friend quilt tripped me the whole day😂

VOIP has made me millions by telling people im friendly with a Makarov, then impact nading them

@cranion982

2 жыл бұрын

thats so fucking evil lmao

I just wanna say thank you to the Indian guy trying to gain my trust on woods by acting like a tech support scammer, you made my day

LESSSS GO THATS ME AT 11:05

Bizzle trying to describe to Sam that his murder wasn't justified and that he was wrong was so wholesome and father like 😂

@stanielb2005

2 жыл бұрын

NO CARL. THAT KILLS PEEEEOPLLLLE

Every time I remember Sam is married with kids I am never any less surprised than the first time

Plot twist: General Sam is a sleeper agent trained to instantly kill anybody upon hearing the words "General Sam".

1:30 - Just wanna say, Sam, i'm extremely proud of you for picking the correct pistol AND a good light for it. Absolutely based and Glock pilled.

@gang-ridertv5433

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a G19? What does sam have Hobbit hands? Didn't realize his last name was Gamgee.

@sourrrrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@___meph___4547 I don't know if he said it another time but I am pretty sure I remember him saying he was only getting rid of old surplus guns he doesn't really want

This green screen bit is amazing. Really making use of the new space.

God I thought killing someone every time they said you sound like general sam would get old but it got me every time

@garyhamilton2104

2 жыл бұрын

It's a good policy because it keeps all his other interactions natural, when you're recognized it kinda breaks the immersion. -

Sam has never been more threatening than when was trying to get that dude to kill him holy fuck. "I've got three more mags of this shit."

@gang-ridertv5433

2 жыл бұрын

That's like some Quentin Tarantino type stuff right there!

8:45 AYO THATS ME TF

"I may have to die a scav, But you have to live a liar" I had to pause to catch my breath. I almost died laughing...

I just imagine the guy left at hermetic door for two minutes feeling betrayed and alone.

I love how you gathered a small army on the spot to absolutely assault this poor guy

@utrak

2 жыл бұрын

scavengers assemble

"you sound like General Sam" Sam: So.. you have chosen death

That was a flawless "Is that a man riding a shrimp?" reference, absolutely divine humor thank you Brian. 11:52

@jonnythedemon

2 жыл бұрын

*R2 NOISES INTENSITY*

The end credits at 20:58 have me absolutely in stitches. These videos are instant classics as always Sam!

Of all your Tarkov videos so far, I think this one is my favourite. The greenscreen in-game skit at the beginning is a great format, love to see it, and you and your friends are really seem to be having a great time which brings out the best humour.

The openings keep getting better and better. You described 90% of voip encounters

We all feared this video when VOIP was announced. Sam doesnt dissapoint.

The split second choice at 10:06 is truly amazing, Sam has honed his reflexes to kill on acknowledgement of who he is lest they kill him for his fine skinsuit first.

all jokes aside, these videos are insane. every one he makes is such high production value. he has really mastered a craft.

@AntiBellum

2 жыл бұрын

It really is so damn good.

If I ever meet Sam in a game I’m going to hold my tongue and wait till he’s in front of me and then say “hey general Sam” and cap him in the back of the head 🤣🤣🤣

I found sam when i was in the hospital and he helped me alot with just being funny. Thank you for the last few years of content sam

@NighttimeJuneau

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you got better, even more so with Sam wheezing down your neck.

@konkie3657

2 жыл бұрын

what was sam doing in a hospital with you bro

I keep coming back to this video. I think it's one of Sam's best. Whether it's his masterful display of broad-range character acting, the deft use of green screen to simulate real-world sets, or the absolute sigma rat grindset. Phenomenal.

The infuriated bellow of "SHUT UP" at 9:30 cracked me up so bad

"we made a mistake, hoped you would chose peace." Doom music kicks in

2:37 is a situp in Sam's eyes. Good effort, Sam. We love ya buddy, you're doin' a great job.

7:08 He said it was like "signs" lmaooo one of my favorites

Since voip dropped i've been too trusting, but lucky haven't been betrayed yet. Thanks Sam for reminding me to always doubt people.

My favorite part about the intro is the fact that Sam is LARPing with a real, loaded Glock that doesn't have a safety on it.

10:59 imagine someone in the apocalypse letting keanu reaves shoot them in the legs repeatedly because they're a fan, that's what is happening here

I can't get over how good your greenscreen bits are getting. keep it up.

Rule #1 in EFT: Never, under ANY circumstance, acknowledge you know General Sam. You may be comfy knowing Daddy Pestily might spare you, but Uncle Sam will spank your ass for a Dorito.

Sam's green screen capabilities are limitless now that he has a bigger office and I'm loving it.

Streamers: "VOIP makes it so easy to trick people!" Reality: Literally the only time people will be friendly to you is if you are a recognizable streamer

4:53 as someone named Ezekiel, I felt personally attacked.

Easily the best Tarkov video to date. Also, that whole “track you down and shoot you 18 times in the face” guy was joking right?…..RIGHT?

@lifealchemy1218

2 жыл бұрын

Buy a mug to be sure you’re safe.

"I know your name!" This guy trying to defeat sam like he's fucking Rumple Stiltskin.

i startetd crying at 18:30 sooo true i was feeling the guys inner conflict xD

5:48 an OG cursed image. love it

Crazy how far Sam has come from the days of his Skyrim videos

The intro is amazing. Thank you for the great green screen work

19:38 The Scav voicelines timing here is perfect.