Sam being a father is still mind boggling to me

@Breakfast_of_Champions

3 жыл бұрын

He's pretty good building that fake identity

@excitableboy7031

3 жыл бұрын

Twice over as well

@vox.6607

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii it’s shit

@asianapollo002

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii it really is shit

@Alex-ux8ni

3 жыл бұрын

Athba7 you said to critique it 🤦‍♀️

"make sure to systematically belittle him over the next few years" lmao

@tedarcher9120

3 жыл бұрын

Best parent advice

@gamermoment656

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii Trash

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

🛑

@alphanovac

3 жыл бұрын

I literally read this as he says it

@shaunpp87

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 no.

He said “my wife is about to give birth again”, he never mentioned if it is his child though so we must assume he is still a virgin

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

wasn't he talking about how he wanted a "black child with blue eyes" but it would take it miracle for that to happen, absolutely no way possible for that to ever happen

@jsnontico961

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see what he did to that plushee ? He knows his way around a man

@chaseochaseochaseo8083

3 жыл бұрын

i think he said in a video before the only reason he had a first child was to prove he wasnt a virgin.

@SR-bu5fi

3 жыл бұрын

@@midgetman4206 Even mentioned black people in the same sentence as his child

@TNThot

3 жыл бұрын

@@midgetman4206 the first Europeans were most likley dark skin & blue eyed

this "friendship" runs along similar lines to topgear specials

@BJforthelife

3 жыл бұрын

The best kind of friendships

@garybusey9941

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes your genius is almost frightening.

@lavishmctavish4905

2 жыл бұрын

(After clarkson was fired) May: "I kind of like working with him." May literally 2 months later: "CLARK-SOOOOOOOOON!"

I feel like aqua pretends sam is joking but secretly hes slowly gaining more and more psychological trauma from sam

@SheepSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@Turboviikinki

3 жыл бұрын

That "slowly belittling him over the years" seemed a bit too serious

@vipr1142

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Samsonsamurai

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@blackbeargear8884

3 жыл бұрын

Death by 1000 cuts

I saw the title and knew who and how.

@Hardchunkz

3 жыл бұрын

Is that the real starfish?

@GeneralKaid

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hardchunkz no

@henrym.g9546

3 жыл бұрын

omg the real starclap 👏

@Jimmyfishthe3rd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hardchunkz yeah he's definitely fake

@knifetheknife

3 жыл бұрын

h

"We have AquaFPS at home" at home: Grandpa Loot

I'm glad Sam found the help he needed to be finally out of the abusive relationship ship he had with aqua, couldn't stand the sound of aqua verbally abusing him every video he is in along with a some physical abuse.

@goatythecringeyone7686

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Grimble? Aqua is a really nice guy

@sketty3401

3 жыл бұрын

@@goatythecringeyone7686 that is the joke

"MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH AGAIN?!?!??!?"

@gaphason

3 жыл бұрын

BIRTH 2

@dakotaboi7988

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t think he was getting any hole

@justiron2999

3 жыл бұрын

@@dakotaboi7988 Sam gets it in his hole and his wife gets pregnant....amazing.

@kaseydreamweaver

3 жыл бұрын

He mentioned it on his video about him making Crunchrap Supremes

@mio7452

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah hes been talking about it for over 2 months atleast wdym

Tarkov Wipes are officially a national holiday, fantastic!

@tompilomp410

3 жыл бұрын

Get job

@itsyeboidanny67

3 жыл бұрын

I swear, SAML is the Justin Y. of tarkov videos

@Thomas-gj8np

3 жыл бұрын

You, again

@TweakCityGeekers

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii delete it

@penial_

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii delete it

Everyone is shocked about Sam having a second kid when in reality he mentioned it as early as his podcast episode with his brother

@calebhuston6747

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that was like last month

@jwill97

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@CrypticRite

3 жыл бұрын

People listen to podcasts? Lol. Jk.

@gramforgramarmwrestling6742

3 жыл бұрын

That was a baby? I thought it was a potato

@Firezale1

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebhuston6747 I can't believe more than a year ago is already last month

Actually Really proud of Sam.. That whole bit where he lost his Daughter’s college fund on Bitcoin was a bit of a mark but all in all, happy for the guy

@macey7005

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what ?

@JitSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

You serious he lost his daughter's money? Did he get it back?

@devenbrigham9392

3 жыл бұрын

Bitcoin hit 50k so that's a smooth deal

@miciso666

2 жыл бұрын

@@devenbrigham9392 sure he said he forgot the login details... i had quite some btc as well and lost it. cuz i was like it was only 11 dollars worth. looking back i fucking hate myself.

Just a reminder. This man, THIS MAN, is about to be the father of two human beings.

@callidusvulpes5556

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, standards for child care have dropped in recent years :).

@callidusvulpes5556

3 жыл бұрын

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ you're annoying asf. Please stop filling my notifications. Side Note: Are you the same bot that's on a lot of LinusTechTips vids (Rita)?

@LiMCRiMZ

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD AQUA SENT THE FUCKING THOTBOTS AS REVENGE NOOOOO

@zephirol4638

3 жыл бұрын

To call them human beings would be to infer he was actually human.

@OldSchool82

3 жыл бұрын

i suspect the wife is gonna handle most of the duties,if its a boy maybe it could teach sam to play sports and grow a proper mustache.

"if only there was something I could take my anger out on." *Looks at wife who is holding camera*

@extrathiccherobrine8672

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-os1fq8zk9c begone leave this realm

@sawyere2496

3 жыл бұрын

@@extrathiccherobrine8672 the porn bots man they’re back

@extrathiccherobrine8672

3 жыл бұрын

@@MintyLime703 someone should indeed

THE MOMENT he was inviting the random AQUAFPS into the squad, he knew what content he wanted to get out of the situation. What a villain.

sam might act all rude to aqua on camera but it’s only because they’re passionate lovers

Aqua is like a companion in Skyrim, they carry all the loot and die 10 seconds later, but they can always be replaced

@Guaguadeath

3 жыл бұрын

Okay that one was funny lol

@gamermoment656

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii Garbage

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

💔

@moosecannibal8224

3 жыл бұрын

difference is a skyrim follower will only die if you kill them. Aqua just dies

@itzFluxey

3 жыл бұрын

All the gear and no idea

He answered my questions at the beginning before I could even ask

@total_chaos4u620

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii no

@cenahater5002

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii it’s very bad. I never even heard of vigor. Casual normie gamer

@hoff4301

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii no one enjoys vigor so you have no audience that's why he's not interested

@juice6199

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii step 1: don't ask general sams audience to review your channel, they're here for Sam and don't give a shit about your channel. step 2.get a better name, and drop the "gaming" at the end.

@juice6199

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii it didnt really bother me its just that spamming to get attention isn't really a likeable trait, it'll only attract negative attention.

years from now sams new kid is going to watch this video and develop a fear of his father

@Creedio90

3 жыл бұрын

*her

@Lightspeedloser_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Creedio90 your profile picture is stupid

@lemon93

3 жыл бұрын

"all my angry sexual aggression" Ya thats gonna be a doozy

Every time Sam talks about being a father, I feel better about my own abilities.

Sam has a very masochistic relationship with Tarkov. It beats him relentlessly and he still loves it, does that remind you of anything, Samuel?

@deltaforce2780

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds him of his wife beating him.

@TremblingKiwis

3 жыл бұрын

@@deltaforce2780 you got the joke buddy well done

@PoopFart6969

3 жыл бұрын

Abusive father moment

@zaurhasanov5458

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii wth is Vigor?

@hoff4301

3 жыл бұрын

@@deltaforce2780 #amber heard ain't a victim

you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher condom out of the box

@gonufc

3 жыл бұрын

*you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher but still used condom out of the box

@Randomvids395

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

@Tavernadolobo

3 жыл бұрын

Deep

@ewwpoorpeople5684

3 жыл бұрын

Condom? My g, he's like weeks away from having his second kid. I promise you, he's never worn a condom.

@Keys879

3 жыл бұрын

But isn't that what the directions indicate you should do? Not to reuse the same one over and over?

Sam's transformation into edmund Kemper is nearly complete

"That celestial event that gave black people superpowers" Is going to ruin your child

Again?Damn your wife's boyfriend has to chill

finally a version of aqua that doesn't beat homeless people and orphans

@blackbeargear8884

3 жыл бұрын

🤔 🤦‍♂️ Is there a new paper article on this? Lol. Heard aqua did some quacked stuff

@aarondier8652

3 жыл бұрын

Is all of this an inside meme, or did this man unironically do some messed up stuff?

@blackbeargear8884

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarondier8652 unsure but more and more people say Aqua did some stuff. He is from Florida 🤷‍♂️

@aarondier8652

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbeargear8884 okay I think I'm getting behind it. All of the "news" that aqua did messed up stuff seem to from either r/generalsam or sam's podcast. Also sometimes they say he's from Florida and then he's from NY all of a sudden. He punched everyone and their mother and steals milkiway. At this point I assume it's a meme that drags on a bit far.

@JohnDoe-eb7lv

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarondier8652 no it’s not a meme he was filmed kicking a homeless guy in nyc and we’ve all made jokes about it since

"This Aqua is so much cooler, ... he's *aLIVE,"*

Congrats Mr Sam. Prayers for you and your family. Hope everything goes smooth for you guys during this joyous time. Thanks for the video

"I have finally replaced AquaFPS" About time Sam. I don't know how much more racism I could stand

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

🛑

@BattleBro77

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure how many more videos of burning homeless vets I could stomach

@Counter-Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@BattleBro77 wtf

@SireChickenLegs

3 жыл бұрын

Please, clip the racism then.

@MasonFPS

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought it was a joke when someone told me. I can't believe AquaFPS actually lures homeless people to his window promising food, but instead dumps boiling water on them.

Glad to hear Sam finally got rid of Aqua, now he can monetize his hard work without having to censor anything

@Daffiergnu

3 жыл бұрын

He also won't have to hide his kid from aqua anymore

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

hi colon

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

🌚🦐

@johnc7893

3 жыл бұрын

What happened aqua

@colonmuncher3655

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku uh hi?

This is the first time watching any of your videos, and I was thoroughly entertained. What a journey, lmfao. You got the gumption, kid. Take my subscribe and thumbs up!

I love how sam essentially just pulled someone off the tarkov streets.

Make a podcast with everyone going on the hike General Slampiece

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

🦐

@colbubratbub2649

3 жыл бұрын

jesus christ what happened here

@TheTaco5645

3 жыл бұрын

@@colbubratbub2649 I have no fucking clue these bots are wild

@SockPuppetzTV

3 жыл бұрын

I’m about to get so much hole

Genewal Sam theowy: The Biological father of sam’s two children is aqua and sam is being forced into cuckery, the stress has caused his obvious recede in hairline and its the reason Sam holds such resentment towards Aqua.

@erickschusterdeoliveira2662

3 жыл бұрын

that's the true story mainstream media is trying to hide from us

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

🛑

@extrathiccherobrine8672

3 жыл бұрын

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ begone

@robertdavis8446

3 жыл бұрын

@@extrathiccherobrine8672 report the account for spam bro

@anttitheinternetguy3213

3 жыл бұрын

So aqua was after all the negativity after all

"Christmas, New Year's, Tarkov wipe, that celestial event that gave black people super powers, and my wife's about to give birth again." Sam's back baby

Ive been waiting so long for this video

Sam on that "finna start WW1" type beat with that Gavrilo Princip lookin pistol lmao

@stevemc6010

3 жыл бұрын

He coulda gone to DC seeing how easy it is to get in the Capitol

@redswift31

3 жыл бұрын

I know! Legit that pistol type is from the early 1900s.

@TheMemeSharky

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much. FN Model 1922. Just a big version of Gavrilo's FN 1910.

@rodiculous9464

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevemc6010 general sam for president

As soon as I read the title I knew this had to be about Aqua

@paint4326

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't tell by the thumbnail?

@gamermoment656

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii Shit

@stje233

3 жыл бұрын

What happened between them

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

💔

@casualsunbro5309

3 жыл бұрын

@@stje233 it's all a joke lol

Congratulations Sam, I've got a few more months until second is born as well. Sad there's not going to be a lot of new content coming from you but I still got a lot of old videos to watch. Happy New Years!

when you were zooming in on your face.... on the "...taking anger out on something...." at the end ... the Kill Bill anxiety/fight scene siren music started going off in my head....lol

Alright Sam’s finally lost it, someone get Aqua into protective custody ASAP

imagine killing a homeless drug addict with leukemia

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

💔

@nonnayobuissness5682

3 жыл бұрын

Well

@nonnayobuissness5682

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 k

@ewwpoorpeople5684

3 жыл бұрын

We watched it happen. No need to imagine

@DASRH

3 жыл бұрын

And then defiling the body in such a manner as he did. I know we say love knows no bounds but that was grotesque.

Sam proving yet again that his similarities to Ed Kemper go beyond looks alone.

Congrats on the kid! I'm happy for you, family always comes first!

I’m surprised Aqua has made it this far into streaming without Sam breaking into his house and replacing him with a body double

I love how sam puts the tarkov wipe on the same level as his wife giving birth

Sam dont miss, ive grinded all your tarkov videos and love every one youre a beast

Thanks Sam. I had the best laugh in the last 2 weeks. I love your content!

Aqua acts like he’s compensating for pushing over a handicapped kids wheelchair

So this is why aqua hasn't posted in 2 weeks...

@HtH90011

3 жыл бұрын

&tarkovin

Epic video you always manage to make your content stand out !

Congrats mate on your second lil one, take all the time you need your a legend

"my aggression, my angry sexual aggression" your poor, poor wife 3:45

4:13 hey man, you gotta give the people what they want... and we ALL know what we wanna see

@rhett5058

3 жыл бұрын

Kenshi sequel?

I swear your content is amazing

I'd love a compilation of Sam just BRUTALIZING that lootlord doll.

Sams stream really was something else. I particularly enjoyed the part where Aqua cut Sams internet out of spite

This child isn’t even breathing air yet and has snapped Sam’s sanity. I love every second of it

Sam coming back at us with the HEAT

Been waiting on a new vid! Hilarious stuff, like always. Thank you for the entertainment sir. Good luck and stay safe duder

Finally, was about to go insane

@iwantsexseemyvideo33

3 жыл бұрын

გ

Finally, we’ll get some peace and quiet with Aqua gone

@user-os1fq8zk9c

3 жыл бұрын

ვ

@mpsteidle

3 жыл бұрын

4

My Lord had come back to post 💕🥰

im finally getting weed to watch sam ive had this video saved till i could get high to watch, sam you are the best yotuber with some dank kush in the system and it is a proud day

2 OF SAMS SPAWN ON THIS EARTH NOW GOD DAMMIT

@user-os1fq8zk9c

3 жыл бұрын

ლ

@dracula2749

3 жыл бұрын

There's two of them now! This is getting put of hand!

Damn this new aqua seems good, hope we get to see more of him

You take whatever time you need man, if I wanted consistency I wouldn't have subscribed to this channel ;)

its crazy man. I started watching this channel when I was 16. I am 21 now and Sam is a father of two. weird how time can pass and feel like it was only yesterday.

loved the style and editing of the deserverd beating of the plushie lol

Imagine that beautiful, quad-man naruto running at you whilst leaning forward, ever perpetually chasing you down..

ANOTHER CHILD just yesterday you were playing Skyrim talking about the lore of certain places it’s been a long ass time

Good luck with the new baby, hope you and scabs are doin well!

"I would never do that to my friend" The best quote in this whole video lmao

Poggers has been canceled so i will say this is a epic gamer moment

@TheGreatThicc

3 жыл бұрын

A play of the game, if you will.

@wargamingrefugee9065

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii I've seen better puddles of vomit! >:-(

@onetortle9019

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii just don't go around self promoting and don't take mean words to heart

@selectionn

3 жыл бұрын

@@awadhyzidii if you want success dont play shitty games like vigor... play something popular or something with a tightly knit community. ultimately just make sure you enjoy making the content though.

@LabiaLicker

3 жыл бұрын

*N*

Sam you don't disappoint! Also congratulations!!!

This wipe finally motivated me to finish my first tarkov video, I love you sam

When are we gonna see all Sam’s historical firearms on video? Also does homeboy have his C&R license?

Sam is the kind of friend you should hate, but can't.

Me and a bunch of other people on brandon herreras tarkov twitch stream today told him to message you since you're so good at tarkov and the best at teaching newbies and he said he loves watching your vids

Congratulations dude🥳

As soon as this showed up in my feed I clicked

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

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@iwantsexseemyvideo33

3 жыл бұрын

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@user-os1fq8zk9c

3 жыл бұрын

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@iwantsexseemyvideo654

3 жыл бұрын

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What sam lacks in looks, charisma, and ability he makes up for in virility. Kudos.

@jazz_hands6579

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, he has the looks. I'd unironically be with this man given the chance

Love the content

Finallkllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy new vid

So glad Abby’s boyfriend decided to bless her and Sam with another child while Sam’s busy slaving away for roubles on Tarkov

I'm kinda sad how this year's Tarkov stream ended though. Guys being heated for at least half an hour on top of Omid being fatigued from streaming and not sleeping for so long. The situation with Pestily. It was really uncomfortable to watch the last hour or so of the stream. But besides that - loved every other second of it, loved the PSA's, the whole Aqua bit - hilarious, glad it got it's own separate from stream video even. It was worth me not sleeping at night (hello from Europe).

@supersarge2477

3 жыл бұрын

What was the situation with Pestily? I don't watch any streams

@schmeaty.1297

3 жыл бұрын

@Libtards cant Silence me same

@TheMysteriousHi

3 жыл бұрын

@@schmeaty.1297 same

@ABEHrEP

3 жыл бұрын

@@supersarge2477 as far as I remember - Sam made a joke that people should go to Pestily's chat and say something like "hey, Sam is online and he got drops! Go over there". He said it because he wanted to top Aqua's highest number of viewers (which was around 44k I think). It ended up in Sam's chat being utter douchebags and spamming uncontrollably on Pestily's stream for 1.5 hours. Pestily sent a message to Sam on twitter (which he couldn't find for another 20-25 minutes of stream). And after that, since Pestily didn't see any result after sending a message, Pestily said that he might report Sam's stream. Anyone who remembers the whole situation better - correct me if I'm wrong, please.

Congrats man!

Congrats my man

"sams a liability" -AquaFPS today on his stream

@louietelling3200

3 жыл бұрын

i mean hes not wrong

Sam gives me an excuse to avoid my responsibilities and laugh.

Thanks for letting us know what is going on and for giving us a little something to watch. Take care and I hope all is well.

The most funniest and hilarious video by sam, by far. Too fucking good, really.

Where are these jippy songs from? I haven't heard these in beat tape 35, is Sam getting preview tracks or sumthin?

@Youtube_Stole_Dead_Bunny

3 жыл бұрын

I came looking for this comment. I've never heard these beats before.

@BigBaz03

3 жыл бұрын

Same here the beats were slappin

@hidenfn

3 жыл бұрын

BEAT TAPE 24 has the intro part.

@dominicrichardson5546

3 жыл бұрын

@@hidenfn ah an older one, that's probably why I didn't recognize it

@noelzuniga-lara4869

3 жыл бұрын

What about the one from 7:00 when they get in game

I thought this was “aqua said what” part 2

The thumbnail was the first thing I saw when I woke up, nice

Best tarkov creator out here. Matter-o-fact, my favorite You Tube creator yet. Fuck yeah dude, keep it up!

You know the lead singer of Oasis also doesn't cut his cigars....I expect more from you Sam.

Systematically belittling, the entirety of General Sam’s content. That’s why we’re here though. I guess.

Congratulations man!

As far as teasers go, 10/10