Friiick fungletoe is in this vid and I didn’t credit him. When he finds out he’s gonna be a bit bovered by that.

@braorp

Жыл бұрын

Stave

@ting4758

Жыл бұрын

Heh, a bit bovered. Spelling mistake. Dont u edit the comment, your shame is out there, exposed.

@homorapistthugblackballs124

Жыл бұрын

Where is my morphine sam.

@Antling

Жыл бұрын

@@ting4758 its cos hes bri'ish aint it you scallywag

@G0ldmoon

Жыл бұрын

you need to credit him in another video to make up... one he isn't in...by blaming him when someone else fucks up.

The guy who tossed bleeding hatchling a gun instead of meds and said good luck and legged it is my hero. Proper chaotic nautral/evil alignment there lol. Also lowkey most Tarkov thing ever.

@cpom5075

Жыл бұрын

You know sam has made it big in youtube when you see the spam bots.

@rodiculous9464

Жыл бұрын

Let's be real, that dude bled to death

@dontnohalo2100

Жыл бұрын

"die standing" energy

@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere

Жыл бұрын

he's actually jaeger's son

@kolyathestalker

Жыл бұрын

"go kill somebody" energy, lmao

still not played tarkov yet but i will always be happy to see sam’s underlings being deprived of basic rights when with him

@rogers4760

Жыл бұрын

It takes a strong person to not get drunk on power. It takes Sam to not only say he'll get drunk on power, but brag about it.

@Mude_

Жыл бұрын

Dont, for your own good.

@skipbin

Жыл бұрын

Get it already m8 your only missin out

@fazeobama8872

Жыл бұрын

dont start

@that_feech_fellow5878

Жыл бұрын

Don’t It’s hell I fucking love it

2:18 He may not have been begging for his life but that scream definitely illicited some sort of fight or flight reaction.

@udittlamba

Жыл бұрын

I am sure he scared the other guy so bad he forgot to shoot. lmao

@BuffiestFluff

Жыл бұрын

I love that clip. Did that shit in rust as a teenager.

@tmd2734

Жыл бұрын

Shit went from tarkov to DayZ

@ssjaken

Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed out loud, alone, like I did at this clip.

@potatosmasher1072

Жыл бұрын

*elicited

“This is a robbery” Laughs “Now it’s a homicide”

Holy fuck, I have tears in my eyes from 2:18 I was not ready for him to just fuckin scream like that That other dude was 100% frozen between fight or flight for a second

@Qaztar44

Жыл бұрын

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... rahhh... RAHHHHHHHHHH!!

@haroldthaf

Жыл бұрын

He made a good point though, that story was almost a tearjerker

@joelbroadcastinggroup7991

Жыл бұрын

Man just entered this primal rage and struck terror into this dudes soul

@young-salt

Ай бұрын

Same kind of shit happened to me in dayz. It was so loud i almost threw my keyboard from jumping so hard

4:52 i can respect a man that would rather die standing than live kneeling

@EllieBergeron92

Жыл бұрын

He did die kneeling tho

Sam: Complaining about the abusive players Also Sam: Fomented the abusive culture

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

TECHNOBLADE DIED CAUSE MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER🤯

@daviddarby2888

Жыл бұрын

These bots are annoying

@justiron2999

Жыл бұрын

Is shan like the guy who always comments about markipliers dead dad?

@TheChimpPit

Жыл бұрын

Ferment is such an Adequate word :)

@grilledleeks6514

Жыл бұрын

NICE COLONS BRO

the third clip with the dude just seeing someone and then screaming literally has me in tears and I have no i-fucking-dea why

@Jack-ku3bt

Жыл бұрын

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (incoherent response) "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" (walks back into cover) "AHHHHHHH"

@tdog4236

Жыл бұрын

@@grayshark6355 was that you

@FatCatCooper

Жыл бұрын

Comedy genius

@FatCatCooper

Жыл бұрын

If someone started screaming at me I'd be intimidated enough to probably make a mistake

The third guy cracked me tf up, dude's just screaming into mic and the other guy doesn't know whether to run or fight so he does a bit of both LMFAO

@asher1843

Жыл бұрын

Holly shit. My abs literally hurt after that.

@Noone-we9vb

Жыл бұрын

I love how you can hear his blood lust in voice increase

@zeppkfw

Жыл бұрын

average general sam viewer

The tears of mortals are the nectar upon which rats subsist. May we feast.

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

technoblade died and he's never coming back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i make better content😎

@literallyasneeze2135

Жыл бұрын

@@shan9886 dude wtf

@tastelikecandy2245

Жыл бұрын

@@literallyasneeze2135 when you see stuff like that ignore it

instructions unclear, screamed into microphone until his ears bled.

6:06 had me dying LMAO It was a masterful heist

I appreciate the 20 minute format. Even if after 7 minutes it's just bits and gags. You are seriously above the quality of most youtubers and I can also finish my food without having to click on another video.

@jackobey2815

Жыл бұрын

'I can also finish my food without having to click on another video.' this is very important

@MHScald

Жыл бұрын

You cant swallow you food whole in 30 secs? Smh

16:46 I laughed audibly which is the first time in years...

@TheNotSoRealJeff2

5 ай бұрын

You watch rick and morty? You seem like you do.

@Mecha_Hitler

4 ай бұрын

@@TheNotSoRealJeff2I watch family guy

2:18 made me actually cry from laughter.

@martinracek8593

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@asher1843

Жыл бұрын

Dude I haven't laughed that long in forever. Jesus christ.

Sam struggling and failing to choke out a stationary mannikin 6:55 is one of the most hilarious 'Bollywood-Outtakes' moments I have ever seen.

4:02 this dude is living by the teach a man to fish code. Didn't give meds, but gave the equipment necessary to acquire some with a bit of luck and skill >:)

2:19 "I roll for intimidation" Natural 1

@realbeyondthefox

Жыл бұрын

I'd say it's a nat 20, I'd be shitting my pants if I were on a receiving end

@LukeKimmell

Жыл бұрын

@@realbeyondthefox He was confused for a second then shot at him. I appreciate the effort but it didn't quite work

6:20 Even though that was super funny, you can actually hotkey any weapons inside your rig or pockets for the people that didn't know.

@blastovich

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the die hard gun taped to the back method

@TractorBoy521

Жыл бұрын

@@blastovich packing like 4 loaded glocks rn myself lol

@MsZsc

Жыл бұрын

@@TractorBoy521 remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloadin

@19:51 that reaction speed was something else. It's like I could physically see the thought of surprise forming in slowmo.

@ububububububububub1667

Жыл бұрын

lol

Force aqua to go on your next camping trip. If he tries to resist have poob and bizzle drag him along anyway

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

technoblade died and he's never coming back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i make better content😎

@technoir2216

Жыл бұрын

Are you trying to get Bizzle and Poob killed?

@janfungusamon4926

Жыл бұрын

@@shan9886 capitalism corrupts all, even death.

@igotchuoncamera3012

Жыл бұрын

Yeah club aqua in the head and drag him into a cave like those cavemen drawings from the 50s

@trashman3319

Жыл бұрын

How strong do you think Poob is? He's only strong enough to strangle women and throw dogs downstairs.

Sam uploading more often is saving this year

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

technoblade died and he's never coming back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i make better content😎

@BuffiestFluff

Жыл бұрын

@@shan9886 sad life you must live

@Guaguadeath

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 22 sucks so far

2:18 He was showing him his war face.

I wanted to try this, but I'd just end up being the guy that has to beg.

I like the idea of a radio or TV station for Tarkov “If you’re not going to listen in, then get back out there and make some roubles!”

@mr.gasmask2582

Жыл бұрын

It would be marvelous if there was a player ran radio station.

If it was Hunt: Showdown you could tell exactly where that guy was, how fearful he was, what he was doing and what he ate that day. That guy could tell he was outside simply because it sounds different enough and the only sound Tarkov does better is distinguishing outside and inside. That and bush rustling. Hunt needs some god damn bush rustling noises.

That dude screaming would be truly terrifying, I’d get on my knees

the jokes were 10/10 this time around. Gods I was rich back then killed me.

Sam can do something few others can: turn a game I’m never going to play into a video novel of crime, derangement and debauchery worth watching over and over again. Kudos sir. Kudos.

thats hardest ive laughed in a month from the guy who was just chasing a dude with a shotgun screaming like a fucking goblin

I still cant get over how like authentic and real his editing at the beginning looks he always looks like hes really in tarkov

Another certified hood classic

@jimbomclimbo7467

Жыл бұрын

It's been less than a minute you haven't even seen it yet

@Gevman72

Жыл бұрын

it is definetly a hood classic

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

technoblade died and he's never coming back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i make better content😎

@huebuckle8198

Жыл бұрын

Bruh u aint even finished it yet💀

@fintanbochra

Жыл бұрын

@@jimbomclimbo7467 - Obviously you’re not a golfer

The last minute clip with the revolver is so funny, poor guy had a bad day and let a seemingly innocent guy live and then he gets popped in the face

Oathkeeper man looks like a guy getting ready to tell Scavs they don't need guns because only the government needs them.

@morgansimis1297

Жыл бұрын

Today I learned that TRex watches general Sam. A collab someday could bring a lot of Sam’s audience into gun culture 3.0

@oiledupcustode9948

Жыл бұрын

Holy Emperor

@rabidkitten01

Жыл бұрын

Definitely has a punisher skull on his f250

@REViVEx14

Жыл бұрын

Lucas I’m still waiting on that wa2000 spray paint tutorial don’t think we’ll ever forget

@thelitmango6333

Жыл бұрын

@@morgansimis1297 "gun culture" yeah me myself I'm more of a spear culture guy, maybe a trebuchet culture kinda guy. Maybe a lil pinky toe sniffing kinda culture. I fuckin hate that term lmao

the guy who just kept screaming is the funniest shit ever

that exit camp in the end is dirt nasty. Using someone's fear of getting exit camped to exit camp him is next level rat shit. Very impressive

The moment you start getting quests to torture scavs from Jager is the moment you realize all of that suspiciously well preserved food that's been left in wrecked cars for 8 months didnt appear out of nowhere and Jager is an avid hunter

@herineansidonia6155

Жыл бұрын

Delete this

The robbery hands up had me dying XD

Thank you General Sam, for making the world of Tarkov a livlier, more magical, place.

That screaming guy killed me

2:19 , even my dog looked at me like: "what the actual fuck was that"

6:16 "Good Thats one less loose end"

The guy who just yelled is my fav lmao

There's just a very clear target audience and I love it.

the robbery clip never gets old lmaooo

Yo sam, ive been watching all your old tarkov stuff and am hyped for more. This gives me a ratgasm.

2:16 this is so funny and your setup for this is just genious

The Sam laugh after the revolver kill was a nice touch.

Yep. When I saw the assignment I knew this was coming. @2:19 Sam your viewers are a national treasure.

I love how he gets the key, shoots the dude , people say wtf at the same time as they ravaged his body like vultures!!, it was just so wholesome 😂😂

03:25 as an answer to sams question. it's the audio. you gotta make sure your sound is setup correctly. DO NOT!!!!!! use any kind of post processing software. not even windows own. go into your sound settings on windows and disable ANY kind of surround sound or bass boost or anything. what you want for tarkov. is pure raw unprocessed STEREO sound. and then turn on binural audio in tarkov itself. (if you have surround sound turned on on your headset it WILL ruin the sound location. the video game does NOT send out any location data or anything like that so your surround sound is just guessing. and it's guessing wrong.)

@NVSawsomeness

Жыл бұрын

^ this man knows.

This was gold as always! Laughed my ass off the whole time.

These videos are on another level these days. Love it.

please never stop making videos. the production is just.... amazing. Chefs kiss to you good sir.

9:57 fallout when bartering is 30 but the guns skill is 100

I had the opposite of this moment, chilling in a bush on lumber yard as a team walks by I wait for the last one to pass to say " Man you guys are fucking oblivious." To which they all start yelling at one guy named Greg because it was his job to check the bushes. They then shoot him, let me have his shit and roll with them ahahahahahah

@milotura6828

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

I see you’re using that AI image generator to good use

6:05 that fucking killed me

16:00 "like a scapel" lmao

Sam ben putting em out lately . All bangers

We gotta have Lisa in the camping trip next time

Such a general he didn't even have to make his own content he just had his subscribers do it for him! Good job

I loved the guy that just screamed at his opponent to confuse him

This video has made me happy to be a general sam viewer, while also basking me in a deep shame for being associated with some of the fellow aspies.

Not gonna lie I was pretty impressed Sam knew "echolocate" was the right word

this video probably has made me laugh the most of your stuff man. Beautiful content, good jokes all around.

18:15 the boys out here skull tricking like it’s RuneScape.

The man who screamed at the beginning is the best of us. 1 Like = 1 love for the man with the extra chromosome.

@randomname8196

Жыл бұрын

thank you

I’m literally obsessed with your best friend jippy now a days because of you, a pure blessing in my life and truly My new best friend. thank you for showcasing his beats

@brucy9

Жыл бұрын

Saame, do you have any idea what the outro track is called by chance? I've been diggin his whole discography but I can't find that one,

18:11 did essentially the same thing at sniper roadblock yesterday. Was inside the building letting stamina fill back up on a scav run when I heard footsteps. went silent and hid behind the door/window to make him think I was a player. shot the ground in front of him before he peeked, hit me twice with buckshot and I peeked the opposite side and one tapped him in the thorax with .366 EKO. +0.03 fence rep. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

You know it's a good week when Sam posts again. Spittin ropes fr.

Think my fave was the robbery, that was a next level play.

I can’t believe you used the same video title that Aqua uses when he visits children’s hospitals as the only donor

@patrickjvanhuffel

Жыл бұрын

Funny but are we sure aqua can donate? I mean just look at him his liver is shot and the rest of his organs are obviously failing.

“It’s a robbery put ya hands up” ***BANG! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love it

15:05 Vietnam veteran spotting a homeless guy shitting in a bush be like

Well Sam alot of people use third party maps that show ALL the information available on a map. Player location/ equipment where they are facing were loot is ETC

"You know big pipe was at the capital, January 6th" 16:50

I originally thought the "make them beg" section was just gonna be bunch of clips that I wouldn't be particularly interested in because it wouldn't have the same humor as this channel normally has, but the commentary was as always fantastic and made it one of the funniest bits I've seen from you in a while; good shit

Compilation videos done right. This is like the americas funniest home videos of Tarkov. Love it, dude.

“Make ‘em beg” sam your supposed to keep the bedroom stuff to yourself.

The man screaming with the shotgun was 10/10

the strangling bit had me wheezing even though i saw it from a mile away

14:22 this man is absolutely legendary, big main character energy right here, straight chad hands down

Love u sam will always support your content

@shan9886

Жыл бұрын

technoblade died and he's never coming back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i make better content😎

Lisa could be the next Bart Simpson with that voice

I was specifically waiting for this video to finally come out.

Gotta love Sam's Vietnam moment in the bushes.

Sam, listen a little idea popped into my head. The 2:18 clip where the guy is just screaming into the mic, did you see how confused that man was? Well imagine now if there wasn't just one person screaming but five? I think it would be a good chuckle

2:17 that guy was drunk. Trust me, I've done the same thing 🤣

@randomname8196

Жыл бұрын

i was

@skrog907

Жыл бұрын

@@randomname8196 good man.

"The hip fire. I'm like a scappel with this thing." LOL

that death after those clips from the mosin guy scarred the hell outta me lmao

2:54 I wouldn’t describe this guy as super human, sam.

@justiron2999

Жыл бұрын

A dying cactus is superhuman when compared to Sam.

@Wadeinh20

Жыл бұрын

You can see hes given up some senses to make the others stronger.

@kokeanikilator

Жыл бұрын

wdym? he's like 3 people in one

@NVSawsomeness

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I sent in the clip because of the VOIP not the play 🤷‍♂It was a really average, every day play but he made it sound like I was Willerz or some shit lol.

@cowboy1820

Жыл бұрын

@@NVSawsomeness I’m so sorry

Great video, I knew it was gonna be because before I watched my wife saw the thumbnail and said "wtf is that? That's disgusting!" I just laughed and then grabbed her by the back of head and slammed it against my solid wood desk. No one disrespects my rat lord and savior. Love ya Sam!

@TheONLYFeli0

Жыл бұрын

sigma male

Sam's insistence on not aiming down sights is truly commendable.

Trying to eat a burrito... and the screaming just got me lol

Every time I see your mic I can't help but think you should add a "NT" to the end making it "RODENT".

True rat make the viewer make the content for them. Now I understand, thank you.

The dude that was screaming is just the voice actor for the L4D hunter

Genius Sam. Getting other people to make content for you.