Putin once killed two stones with One bird.

@thetreatment498

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAAHA

@londongoodbye2730

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to your sense of humor? Fix it!

@laidback_psycat8966

3 жыл бұрын

Something is telling me this ain’t true...

@birchsyrup9734

3 жыл бұрын

he did not! Putin would rather sh*t his pants

@imrekalman9044

3 жыл бұрын

And this is from an interview with... Oliver Stone! 🤣

When Putin listens to Spotify, the artists get ads

@discobriscoe5880

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@romanista9776

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 relatable

@regiltube7932

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious Lol

@jojotdwp

3 жыл бұрын

Stoops 😂🤣

@ArgentinoPromedio2023

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes xD

"Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown." Chills down my spine. 🥶

@hoopstar8069

2 жыл бұрын

Yo fr man...who tf talks like that...🤣🤣

@moni2415

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's just a saying. We have it in Polish too. It just means "what will be, will be".

@ROFLgator1

2 жыл бұрын

@@moni2415 how do you say that phrase in Polish?

@moni2415

2 жыл бұрын

@@ROFLgator1 Co ma wisieć, nie utonie [what is to be hanged, will not drown]

@ROFLgator1

2 жыл бұрын

@@moni2415 nice, I'm learning Polish, so all of this helps. Ty

when putin was in court, he judged the judge

@dandanakadon7779

9 күн бұрын

This was probably actually true 😘😎🔥

Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.

@Sea-qv4sd

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@vondussard

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@ufc5148

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny 😭

@FransYT

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, underrated.

@vishnuchandana3790

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe." Putin: "That can be arranged."

@yettobeengineer2528

3 жыл бұрын

Why i read it with Russian accent

@kubajcz

3 жыл бұрын

@@yettobeengineer2528 because there is Putin?

@yettobeengineer2528

3 жыл бұрын

@@kubajcz Yes sir he is that badass

@ijustwannasleep16yearsago3

3 жыл бұрын

@@yettobeengineer2528 oop

@danielalexanderyt3232

3 жыл бұрын

1.1 thousanth like

Putin looks like a guy who reads whole Terms and Conditions and presses "I disagree"

@DutchWeazel

11 ай бұрын

Your copy/paste skills are amazing.

Freaks me out how calm the guy is and how smooth his words are when he speaks.

@netherwolves3412

Жыл бұрын

makes me really uncomfortable

@masaacc-cr9uo

Жыл бұрын

He IS good actor

@rahatzaman8120

Жыл бұрын

Good Spies were always chosen carefully .. throughout human history.

@orlandogastelum1539

Жыл бұрын

Came off to me like a kid trying to mask their excitement. Dude was so giddy to get his story out there.

@generalrommel5666

11 ай бұрын

Never met a normal guy before?

When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.

@nsd781

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 💯

@GRREZ

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated af

@lavadibo3987

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kunwarajatshatrusinghpatha8844

3 жыл бұрын

you are invited to russia

@romanista9776

3 жыл бұрын

XD

When Putin comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password

@granth2182

4 жыл бұрын

Lol isn't that a Zlatan joke

@osamabinladen824

4 жыл бұрын

Lol what theeee...

@miguelmedina821

4 жыл бұрын

Dang 😂

@joker_season

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao omg. Is this Russian joke?

@blancarugerio39

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Fahy United States secret service DO THAT AND MUCH MORE ... ITS “ SECRET “ , ENGLAND SECRET SERVICE , AND ON ...

When Putin was nominated for noble prize the prize felt acknowledged with Putin

@marTn3

Жыл бұрын

Well he won't be here for long anyway

@rickh3714

Жыл бұрын

Well I certainly award him The Inhumane Maggot of the year award.

@Ineedahandle75

Жыл бұрын

* Nobel

@RussianNationalist

Жыл бұрын

@@rickh3714 cope

@karantikoo9302

Жыл бұрын

@@rickh3714 inhumane must be US govt

When Putin talks, you understand.

The bullets were so scared of him, they just deviate.

@sangenan1

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@zt8003

3 жыл бұрын

Nah they afraid he gonna turn into wide putin

@LKMatjio

3 жыл бұрын

Moskau: Become scared bullet

@FlatBoi

3 жыл бұрын

Then Putin continues walking as wide as he can possibly be

@garrethigdon7678

3 жыл бұрын

@@sangenan1 lol i dont think having over a thousand likes makes you underrated.

People asking a former KGB if his security is solid 😂

@SoldierofGodAki

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@arshilkazi4557

4 жыл бұрын

😅

@cutebot5504

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@franciswarutumo1627

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

When the war started many compared him to Hitler. Right or wrong this guy really is much different. He’s a secure and intelligent, capable man with perspective

@user-yp2sy3zj7n

5 ай бұрын

Те люди которые так говорят, либо не очень умные, либо лицемеры.

@user-sb3jw8is2k

4 ай бұрын

И то, и другое. Это люди, притворяющиеся, что между 1945 и 2022 не было войн, и отрицающие, что в текущей войне минимальное число жертв среди мирных жителей в соотношении к военным@@user-yp2sy3zj7n

@shadi6484

Ай бұрын

as if he wasn't intelligent? he was capable, too.

This documentary is gold, absolutely fascinating to watch, well-made and very insightful. The time goes by so fast, I had planned to go to bed after an hour and save the rest for later, but before I knew it, I watched it all and then even re-watched parts.

@garimadubey9319

8 ай бұрын

What's the name of this documentary and where can I watch it?? Plzz reply!!

@crazychicken8290

8 ай бұрын

its in the video the putin interviews@@garimadubey9319

@filliposchat6528

8 ай бұрын

​@@garimadubey9319I guess "The Putin Interviews". It says it on the video

@garimadubey9319

7 ай бұрын

@@filliposchat6528 ohk.... thankyou!!

If Putin is late to an appointment, the attendants apologize for coming too early

@deathgamer8086

3 жыл бұрын

thats what we do at skl

@iqbalsyahab7568

3 жыл бұрын

its true, its fact, no doubt

Putin has a bear skin rug but the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.

@SunoxMoon

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, legit.

@ParagonRex

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@ahd9456

3 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@DeViLTh0rn

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@BigChant88

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was Great:)

"Only God knows our destiny - mine and yours." Oh man, I'd start sweating right there

@edwardkenway2652

2 ай бұрын

Why?

@TheTeodorsoldierabvb

2 ай бұрын

@@edwardkenway2652 Why? Its a very subtle threat. And he can back it up.

@edwardkenway2652

2 ай бұрын

@@TheTeodorsoldierabvb I see

@stillgotyourmom

Ай бұрын

Thats not a subtle threat! What are you on? ​@@TheTeodorsoldierabvb

@TheTeodorsoldierabvb

Ай бұрын

@@stillgotyourmom What is it then?

The way putin talks about assassination attempts on his life with a straight face, what a badass

@user-xk1wo6su8n

Жыл бұрын

Потому что мой Президент, самый лучший! Моя любовь ❤️

@patrickian8843

Жыл бұрын

He’s overconfident…

@Ampet___

Жыл бұрын

You gotta be like that, if you want to rule a country like Russia

@lly_09

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickian8843 not overconfidencs, he simply trust his men

@mag9604

Жыл бұрын

@@lly_09 His men definitely trusts him as they are all being slaughtered in Ukraine at the moment

When putin drives, the car needs a license.

@notkazman1678

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gstarvega1320

3 жыл бұрын

You mean he asks the cops for their license

@TheeeAP

3 жыл бұрын

Man it's funny .lol🤣

@JuanHernandez-qw5jz

3 жыл бұрын

Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe." Putin: "That can be arranged."

@larrywithbraces4744

3 жыл бұрын

wait that's dumb coz you need to register your car before driving it (basically a license)

The camera angles are making this interview feel like an action movie

@Toven_WaveWatcherFi

3 жыл бұрын

The interviewer aint helping either with those smug laughs

@ludwigvanbeethoven2805

3 жыл бұрын

Lol true 😂

@root-beer

3 жыл бұрын

russia is an action movie

@donflamingo795

3 жыл бұрын

Putin is the main character of action movie

@KrisPBacon

3 жыл бұрын

Putin is always living in an action movie. He is the director.

He has always something deep to say.

@Lucia-sy7le

4 ай бұрын

Because he is...DEEP

It's just a short video, but this interviewer is so good at it. Really charismatic.

Interviewer: "Do you trust your security?" Security guard: Starts sweating heavily.

@lumerones

3 жыл бұрын

Putin: "Do you trust yours?" Interviewer: Sweat intensifies

@kevbail5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@lumerones LMAO

@ianrandolph6436

3 жыл бұрын

Sweat: *BODYGUARDS*

@acommentor782

3 жыл бұрын

Intensifies: *SWEAT REPORTER*

@peros.5219

3 жыл бұрын

@@lumerones good one xD

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Putin

@shivanshgaur9805

3 жыл бұрын

best of all

@susanemmanuel2205

3 жыл бұрын

Putin had 3 missed calls from Bell rather

@Joe-42

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanemmanuel2205 bruh

@jag8936

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanemmanuel2205 bruh

@yoando125

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanemmanuel2205 r/whoooosh

Woke reporter: "First mode of assassination is getting inside the security of the president" Ex KGB chief with dozens of assassinations on his hand: " I know"

@johnowen6134

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that “woke reporter” is Oliver Stone.

@YungSteambuns

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnowen6134 why does that matter

@Koyaanis

2 жыл бұрын

Oliver Stone is probably the most anti-woke writer out there, just FYI.

@MrRisingapple

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnowen6134 Dumb comment

@realdreamerschangetheworld7470

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnowen6134 people learn a word and just be talking

His smile is genuine. His innocence while rejecting his polo offered by person standing beside him.

When putin left his house he turned around and told his dad: You are the man in this house now

@kuratortrivia795

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment, but ok

@nothingwrong4008

3 жыл бұрын

Who is the girl in your dp ?

@ferimosha9437

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuratortrivia795 everything i stolen ))

@ferimosha9437

3 жыл бұрын

@@nothingwrong4008 idkb

@arcticr6971

3 жыл бұрын

@@nothingwrong4008 simp

Putin protects his bodyguards

@TheNameTooSexyToShow

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you talk about yourself in 3rd person?

@yashraj1365

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNameTooSexyToShow you know body double ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@shook9702

3 жыл бұрын

i n d e e d .

@pratyusranjanbehera232

3 жыл бұрын

Chuck norris is gonna copyright that

@kirigayakazuto797

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNameTooSexyToShow He has enough kills to refer himself in 3rd person...

keep them coming!

_Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown_ This is a quote from a Spanish proverb that means that those who are meant to die a certain way will not die in another way. It is often used to express the idea that fate or destiny is inevitable, and that trying to change it or avoid it is futile. The implication is that if someone is "destined to hang," they will not die by drowning.

Hes able to absorb the bullets because of his *WIDE BODY*

@Toni29360

3 жыл бұрын

When he gets blown up by a bomb all of his body parts come back together

@Gia1911Logous

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toni29360 kono dio da

@release858

3 жыл бұрын

Putin walk

@racelkatyusha403

3 жыл бұрын

even nukes turn back to where they came from

@HritwRaje

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand "wide body".

Legends once said, "When Putin jumps in water, Putin doesn't get wet, the water gets Putin."

@shadesilverwing0

3 жыл бұрын

That works better as a Chuck Norris joke.

@anakinskywalker7317

3 жыл бұрын

Worst joke till now

@owaisaliumr786

3 жыл бұрын

@@anakinskywalker7317 Lol you are a joke yourself😂

@anakinskywalker7317

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe ..but not at such pathetic level as u...sorry😂

@0ldCat

3 жыл бұрын

Gets Putin'ed?? I guess if he shat in the water, it would be true. At least for the immediately surrounding aquasphere

Very wise and talented to be honest.

This is the most powerful short saying by Putin that has stuck to my mind since the first time I saw it. I think about this line almost everyday: Those who are destined to be hanged, will never drown. Legend.

@lisafogens

2 ай бұрын

Pro Palestinian and pro Russian. Tells all. It‘s a shame that the russian trolls are taking over the pro palestinian side.

When Putin was born, the doctors asked him to name his parents

@cgbobsus6644

3 жыл бұрын

XDD You got me

@nsik2785

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@TheTsar69

3 жыл бұрын

This was funny until I saw the !. Very sad indeed.

@richardgee1501

3 жыл бұрын

Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe." Putin: "That can be arranged."

@fyaspix2058

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTsar69 ikr, it kinda ruined the expression

Those dislikes are from assassins who failed to assassinate Putin well rip dislike buttons

@adnanasif7241

3 жыл бұрын

overrated comment

@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969

3 жыл бұрын

can't dislike if they're already dead

@rushb1zk1t26

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Ace_Up_My_Sleeve

3 жыл бұрын

Do you really think they're alive to tell the tale?

@ateram

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

His calmness is terrifying Putin has balls of steel

@skippyshake

Жыл бұрын

He has a dark soul

@PANDA-lw3mp

Жыл бұрын

Ur brainwashed bro

@nimmha6708

5 ай бұрын

If he has balls of steel, why are his tables always the same size as the standing convoys at the ukrainian border?

@KunDziki

5 ай бұрын

And vodka sperm 😂

This explains a lot…

When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying

@thatscrazyinnit

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@BigChant88

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sammuriuki339

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@incineratorium

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatscrazyinnit very

@applepine613

3 жыл бұрын

LOL😂😂

When Putin was in school, teachers raised their hands to ask him questions

@AdameczZs

3 жыл бұрын

:D:D:D:D:D:D

@naveenshukla8303

3 жыл бұрын

to tell him answers

@sarathb6470

3 жыл бұрын

holy.. :D :D....i just visualized it...

@JJ-pw9ei

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, mate

@jorgeledesma2418

3 жыл бұрын

Putin didn't need a hall pass in school, the teachers need one.

That's good to hear in interview history. 🙂

And look where we are now.....

When Putin left to join the KGB he turned to his father and said: “You’re the man of the house now.”

@samuelbt3726

3 жыл бұрын

*Tear rolls down face*

@theseviolentdelightz

3 жыл бұрын

amzin

@ralek592

3 жыл бұрын

totally never heard that before

@satyamrai5970

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@ohhlook2328

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

*Interviewer:* "How do you avoid assassination attempts?" *Putin:* "I'm assassinating them earlier"

@hakandemirci675

3 жыл бұрын

lol this one was good :d

@tonycezar1645

3 жыл бұрын

thats probably true tho

@silvadossantos6803

3 жыл бұрын

"I forgive they"

@FBarbarian

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonycezar1645 that's why it's good

@kunjupulla

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one lol!

This is literally terrifying, I actually never heard him speak.

@lly_09

Жыл бұрын

So you've only ever heard him dubbed?

@gr1mmy954

Жыл бұрын

Now Imagine him speaking in English

@leftlovers9137

Жыл бұрын

You think that’s bad? Just remember usa inspired Hitler. And now we are funding ukronazis lol.

@krevetka9744

Жыл бұрын

It is indeed terrifying that media nowdays never allow him to speak for himself but quote him instead. Or show specific 6-second cuts of his speeches. Because if people are allowed to hear him - everyone suddenly is brainwashed.

@lambsauce1816

Жыл бұрын

Where have you been living the last 2 decades?

Deep conversation a lot of hard work and experiences of world politics well presented keep it up

@vitek1980

4 ай бұрын

Putin is not a politician, he is a master of deception, deadly intrigues and provocations

Interviewer: How secure are you? *Putin: You’re asking that to my body-double.*

@Mystical-wt1cx

3 жыл бұрын

Рамис Карама 🧑🏼‍🦰huh?

@LexElivan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Triz2008 "Russia is currently on the democratic path"???

@Zeus11Nova13

3 жыл бұрын

@@Triz2008 it's good to hear that

@Zeus11Nova13

3 жыл бұрын

@Рамис Карама seems to far fetched.

@ruguoserliegise2716

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

When Putin graduated, companies applied to him.

@nakulnaik5617

3 жыл бұрын

On-Putin placements

@gta5.clipss537

3 жыл бұрын

school graduated him

@Mohamed37491

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats, You got 420 likes. I will not like it because I want it that way. However, I want to like the comment.

@valentinla1305

3 жыл бұрын

Actually back then institutions really applied to you.

@fredrikronnberg684

3 жыл бұрын

this is actually something that does happen if you are a good performer at a target university.

Now we need a Prigozhin on escaping assassination attempts video.

@jihanessa4132

8 ай бұрын

pure dude may he rest in piece.

What a man 💫

"Only God knows our destiny.....yours and mine" Later, in news: 'Man disappeared after his interview with Putin'

@cuac5869

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

@rurak2727

3 жыл бұрын

„Breaking news: Putin is god“

@Erisofpain

3 жыл бұрын

Putin though seems pretty chill

@defencebangladesh4068

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@HaNa_Salam

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes i felt that too!

When police stop Putin, he lets them off with a warning

@MrFuzzwuzzle

3 жыл бұрын

Danna Lopez the police bribe him so he can go

@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrFuzzwuzzle The Police bribe him so that *they* can leave unscathed.

@daniszekely7857

3 жыл бұрын

Putin stops the police

*WHEN PUTIN GOES TO THE CHURCH, THE POP CONFESS TO PUTIN*

why does this feel like a movie

In Russia' s Presidential debate, Putin asks the questions...

@JinxaizenHm

3 жыл бұрын

@Zeus it is

@RuGaFa

3 жыл бұрын

TheGeneral we don’t have them, because putin is the one who elects the president

@georgewashington3918

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus yes. If you don’t get it then it won’t be funny

@AdameczZs

3 жыл бұрын

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

@georgewashington3918

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus :/

Putin: Everyone will die at a point. Queen Elizabeth: Are you sure about that.

@racelkatyusha403

3 жыл бұрын

@@pork1346 copy-paste

@oceanman7085

3 жыл бұрын

The Tea of eternity

@emergencyyadav3573

3 жыл бұрын

Putin:- i m pretty sure.. Queen:- understandable.. have a nice day.

@satan5739

3 жыл бұрын

The battle of the century

@yeetnoodle9668

3 жыл бұрын

How old is that woman???????

Putin can only smell what the Rock is cooking.

@deadkemper

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Amazing documentary. Must watch

"The best way to assassinate someone is through their security, through people they trust" "I know"

@puskasisagod1235

4 жыл бұрын

😶

@benjaminboo3561

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that obvious lol

@dandreher611

4 жыл бұрын

A leader always watches his immediate subordinate for any signs of De-fection and nips the attempt in the bud! Stalin Says keep your Friends close and your Enemys closer so you can bring them to Moscow for award ceremony and bloody neck soup!

@mornepretorius7481

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin was possibly murdered by the head of the NKVD

@EggyJeff2725

4 жыл бұрын

@@mornepretorius7481 stalin died from a heart attack

On the eve of Christmas President Putin left a gift for Santa

@rulisa1131

3 жыл бұрын

And Santa was never seen since that day.

@jlee1081

3 жыл бұрын

And a letter saying *"ckya blyat"*

@nooneatall9479

3 жыл бұрын

@@rulisa1131 Rumour has it Comrade Klaus is making toys in a hard labour gulag in Siberia

@nooneatall9479

3 жыл бұрын

On his birthday, Putin's presents wrap and gift themselves

i will find this information very useful

Bro always foreshadows

Growing up Putin's parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared

@meeranqadir2336

3 жыл бұрын

@AAC P&B LMAOOOOOOO

@arhamramiz7791

3 жыл бұрын

@AAC P&B 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Putin understands every word of English the interviewer says, but deciding to talk in Russian shows the pride he has in his language.

@nayeemhaider8367

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone should. This is one of the things South Asian countries lack

@pikppa

3 жыл бұрын

It's a political tactic. Waiting for the translator give him extra time to think what to say.

@todorkolev7565

3 жыл бұрын

as a president, it would be faux pas of him to speak in a different language. He represents Russia. He speaks For the Russian people and To the Russian people.

@pdpgb

3 жыл бұрын

A downside though is he's leaving it up to the translator to carry across the meaning of his words properly. It's easier to make him look worse to the general English speaking public that way.

@todorkolev7565

3 жыл бұрын

@@pdpgb and that downside has an upside too. Should anything strike unfavorably on a foreign ear, he can always shift the blame to the translator :)

Morals the West will not understand

@metodiusm428

3 ай бұрын

Hopefully it will never understand. Russia is a sh*thole country without any future much worse than the US or any EU country

So when Oliver Stone interviews it's fine but when Tucker Carlson does it it's anti-american

@udaysingh9_11

3 ай бұрын

That's new America for you

@metodiusm428

3 ай бұрын

Oliver Stone is a Putin fanboy and more pro-Russia than even Tucker.

@net_vranie

2 ай бұрын

Tucker is the best. He easily showed that Putin is paranoid and a maniac. It seems that Putin did not understand how deeply he had dug himself with Tucker’s tacit consent.

The Bogie man checks under his bed for Putin before he goes to sleep.

@szabolcsladanyi7297

3 жыл бұрын

Putin gives freddy kruger nightmares!

@Xerpuntai

3 жыл бұрын

waahahahawhah

@muhammadhamzaakbani7590

3 жыл бұрын

John Wick?

@ballisticbisen6448

3 жыл бұрын

🤪🤪

@Fede0779

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣👍🏻

When putin moved out, he told his father you're the man of the house now.

@pinkzero281

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@whatthe8211

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ultraboy99x

3 жыл бұрын

Omg a shaheen player here???

@doktork3406

2 жыл бұрын

When he turned 18, his parents moved out.

@whodatsaints9760

2 жыл бұрын

Best one I’ve seen

most intelligent president on earth!

Yes I know the feeling

Everyone here talking about how scary a person Putin is. It's not his fault he had a very hard life, having to raise two parents as a single baby

@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@Gamu_maravaz

3 жыл бұрын

Fire comment

@jocelle2214

3 жыл бұрын

Dang it, u got me in the first half, ain't gonna lie 😂😂

@xmhnab8737

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@urekmazino6800

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Interviewer: "Will Russia ever have a woman President" Putin: "No" Interviewer: "Why" Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"

@zeusyoursonhasreturnedibri7603

3 жыл бұрын

okkkkk

@PurpleHound

3 жыл бұрын

Copy paste😒

@artos9406

3 жыл бұрын

stolen, but i don't remember, where from

@lilvazha

3 жыл бұрын

@@annichiru1834 me too

@dasheio5767

3 жыл бұрын

When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.

00:30 did he reply: YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT??

@Asma-ep9bx

8 ай бұрын

Yes

This is great

"5 attempts assassinations ....." Putin's stare is so cold he stopped Global Warming

@USSR413

3 жыл бұрын

@Garv Sharma yes he will laugh

When Putin cuts onion, onion cries.

@aminebe1263

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@BritneyStanN1

2 жыл бұрын

When Putin Watch anime, the anime Drinks vodka

@tutsecret499

2 жыл бұрын

LOL. Don't you love utube comments?

@philipkoster648

2 жыл бұрын

plot twist, Onion is a little Chinese boy's name

@gilamonsta5123

2 жыл бұрын

OMG, I actually, LOLed!

The man probably knows the more about assassinations and how they are done than any of the people who attempted to off him. I’m not surprised he feels safe

Oh how the media has changed their tune on him

1:59 : She didn't understand that quote, trust me.

@m.w.6526

4 жыл бұрын

She heard scary words, that's all she needed to satisfy her bias

@k43isback

4 жыл бұрын

Somehow I’m not surprised ^^

@jackpearson5285

4 жыл бұрын

@Viktor Birkeland It's a Shakespeare reference so you should understand it just fine in English.

@IcyBrown

4 жыл бұрын

You can see it in her face

@TheRysiu120

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, we have the same saying in Poland and it does mean something else than the exact translation

Putin doesn't turn the shower on. He stares at it till it starts crying

@albert_the_cool8092

2 жыл бұрын

thats a good one lol

@forestforest2392

2 жыл бұрын

@@albert_the_cool8092 yes way better than others too much view

@mihailwarsavski8849

2 жыл бұрын

Very funny and original😐😐

@pashauzan

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihailwarsavski8849 our comment comrade

@anengineer152

2 жыл бұрын

No he stares till it starts peeing 😂😂🤣

"Those who are destined to be hanged will not drown" 😦

You’re gettin’ older Putin. Make sure you tighten up those big-boy pants when your own Body-Guards fail to protect you, whether it be by accident or on purpose. 😉

@Spartacus33BC

3 ай бұрын

He is still winning.1 more city won. By the time He will resign, it would be so long.

Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree” Edit: Well This aged marvellously.

@silangangbahagi9267

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@maguire7476

3 жыл бұрын

@@silangangbahagi9267 from who

@shawnadil3619

3 жыл бұрын

Putin is the type of guy when signing up, they agree to his terms and conditions

@EdwardJamesKenway...

3 жыл бұрын

@@maguire7476 Notice how he didn’t answer the question

@confettipompeii877

3 жыл бұрын

DAGA KOTOWARU

Castro: "Putin what kind of security is this?!" Putin "I *AM* the security!"

@ryder_4435

3 жыл бұрын

Lazy purple memes yay

@thunderlyrics232

3 жыл бұрын

He's the one who knocks

@thebatman68

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderlyrics232 I am the danger

@-XStream237-

3 жыл бұрын

UNLIMITED POWWAAA

@trap-pd2mv

3 жыл бұрын

breaking bad background music

Never give up.

Oliver Stone: "The first mode of assassination you try to get inside the security of the of the president" Putin: "I know that"

"those who are destined to be hanged are not gonna drowned" -Putin Interviewer: chuckles suspiciously

@Savant_Ananya

3 жыл бұрын

The interviewer realised that he was going to be hanged...😂😂😂

@thaksjtube

3 жыл бұрын

interviewer- pretends to understand the meaning

@DavidL1986

3 жыл бұрын

i genuinely did not understand what Putin meant by that

@Macion-sm2ui

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidL1986 destiny - if your destiny is to become president you will become president, but if your destiny is to die in age 25 you will die in age 25

@DavidL1986

3 жыл бұрын

@@Macion-sm2ui ah k. yeh it didnt make sense to me. But i do agree with that saying! Ive even thought similar myself before

Putin: Everyone will die at a point. Interviewer: *Alright.. I am gonna be very careful about what I am going to say next*

@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou

3 жыл бұрын

Only God knows what will happen to you or me Lmao he knew he messed up at that moment

@abhabh6896

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou No, he usually mentions religious context here and there.

@notyannz

3 жыл бұрын

@@abhabh6896 *sighs*

@mikki_lia

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@venom4550

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

I've never been more regretful before reading the comment section out here..

What happened between then and now? Please, let us find out

Putin is the real life James bond being a president

@saxonelyaman9212

4 жыл бұрын

potutu potutu yaaa... about that lmao

@ralonzo1101

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is. I really like your comment❤

@zak6721

4 жыл бұрын

Thats so weird cuz Daniel Craig actually looks like a young Putin. He could play him in a movie.

@unknownanonymous9503

4 жыл бұрын

Platota

@spaingano

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher lee is or was a reallife james bond, even released a metal album or two well into his later years

"They say those who are destined to be hanged are not going to drown." daaaaaaamn.

@meagainsttheworld9726

6 жыл бұрын

Josh C powerful thinking

@KilyanAustin

6 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@ndalum75

6 жыл бұрын

+Kilyan I think what he's roughly saying is that "those who are destined for greatness will not die by freak accident, they will die at the height of things, or peacefully in their bed".

@jassonms2224

6 жыл бұрын

For me it means that god decides your faith and if god decide that you die naturally then you will die the way god wanted

@srt-fw8nh

6 жыл бұрын

In very simple terms it means "Don't fear death".

the guy is cold and calculated

@Lucia-sy7le

4 ай бұрын

Yes, it's much better ro have a guy who's "warm and fuzzy" (at least on the outside and No Mean Tweets) like our Beloved Biden under whom we have 4 new wars. What do you say? Four more years and FOUR MORE WARS or just the BIG ONE?

In Soviet Russia, President protects bodyguards

@slide4_nj

Жыл бұрын

In Soviet russia, you don’t arm the bears, the bears arm you

There is not a single Russian in that room that has not fought a bear.

@sohibmohamed9548

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

"those who destined to be hanged are not going to drown" wow. just wow. im gonna use that

@MuazCannabissativaMCMXCIV

6 жыл бұрын

*Russian Lecture*

@Bruugle

6 жыл бұрын

That a line from the tempest by Shakespeare

@LazyartistLast

6 жыл бұрын

what if you are hanged underwater and you drown first? like what if someone anchors your feet to the bottom of the ocean floor, but also ties a noose around your neck tied to somewhere high enough that your experiencing what its like to be hung. and then you inhale all that water while you were supposed to be hung. and if your going to say you are usually hung from a tree, what if the tree was underwater aswell.

@Cptbravo221

6 жыл бұрын

lazyartist Last you'd die before reaching the floor from the pressure but if you didn't and had the strength you could potentially pull yourself up. Also if you were hanged underwater to a tree then you could simply swim to the surface

@LazyartistLast

6 жыл бұрын

well im not exactly talking about an ocean, you can drown in a river without dying from pressure because its so deep. also if someone anchored your feet, im sure they would get something heavy enough that you wouldnt be able to pull yourself to the surface of the water. and when i said a tree, i meant all the aforementioned information plus your hung from the tree instead of wherever else you would have been hung from while anchored to the floor.

This is not going to age well.

@emel1623

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

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