Technically, since I’ve never seen Scott in real life, he could only exist on the Internet, making him a virtual boy.

@osmantahmazli3943

3 жыл бұрын

Listen here you little shi-

@LRM12o8

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like your comment, but it's at 69 right now...

@mariomaster101official

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's really smart

@saifuusuri

3 жыл бұрын

We're *this* close to calling Scott an e-boy, and that terrifies me.

@osmantahmazli3943

3 жыл бұрын

@@LRM12o8 it’s now over 69 you can like

"You know drugs are a safer option " - Scott Wozniak the Anti Virtual Boy

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 5700

@goroakechi6126

3 жыл бұрын

Cocaine is usually better than the Virtual boy.

@jarod1875

3 жыл бұрын

*Scott Wozniak, Real Boy

@milkyy4168

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee You do realize any Scott the woz viewer wouldn’t fall for the MrBeast style of trying to get subs?

@t6amygdala

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... if we’re talking shrooms... they definitely are. And LSD can be safer than the Virtual Boy if you’re prepared

guys, don't tell scott that the virtual boy is in full color and his colorblindness is more serious than he originally thought

@T-Dawg75

2 жыл бұрын

Wow ok

@maturechimp1219

2 жыл бұрын

That makes sense. Because I can see full color

@ciphergacha9100

Жыл бұрын

Relax I got the memo

@CMM47

Жыл бұрын

@@maturechimp1219 no the hell you can't

@CMM47

Жыл бұрын

the virtual boy was made to have a pallet with 4 colors

watching scott refer to the virtual boy as "stinky stinky mr. fuck" at 0:54 is so much better now that the borderline forever bloopers came out to show the conversation he and his friends had about that exact name where they just lost their shit for a solid 10 minutes straight

@KevinCarlson

2 жыл бұрын

Came here just for this

@dandy-jack

2 жыл бұрын

no like legitimately if you gave me a MILLION tries i would never be able to guess that there was a story behind the "stinky stinky mr. fuck" joke out of every gag scott's ever written

@KatZEdition

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for Stinky Stinky Mr F*ck to make his glorious come back in the year 2024 where everyone wears chef hats

@CricetoFunni

2 жыл бұрын

@@KatZEdition 2027***

@KatZEdition

2 жыл бұрын

@@CricetoFunni I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize

Scott talking about SMT while playing Jack Bros is the closest He will be from being an RPG guy.

@PieStudios

3 жыл бұрын

Based Scott.

@DapperIndividual

3 жыл бұрын

Hey he talked about Persona a few times

@zachb4148

3 жыл бұрын

Jack bros best game let’s be real

@gameman250

3 жыл бұрын

@Brook Hoffer That... sort of exists? There's this game called SMT Synchronicity Prologue that's basically a short Metroidvania starring Jack Frost and Pyro Jack. It's worth looking into.

@lemonlime8949

3 жыл бұрын

Shin Megami Tensei > Persona Persona is overrated all I'm saying is facts

I like to think he's ranking his actual cousins.

@RileyB_226

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ok

@michaelstathoudakis3359

3 жыл бұрын

U don’t do the same?

@anormalguy9320

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Gary should have been rated higher, he's underrated.

@dlobelow760

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstathoudakis3359 I've tried and failed Almost all of them are on the F tier

@RisingRevengeance

3 жыл бұрын

He's judging their sex appeal

I almost started laughing when you revealed that Waterworld, the infamous high-budget flop of a movie, was the only licenced game on the virtual boy. A match made in heaven honestly.

@CoralCopperHead

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why everyone calls it a flop, it pulled in 264 million dollars...

@eirzaa0429

2 жыл бұрын

@@CoralCopperHead it costed about 200 million too that's why it's a flop

@CDRW24

2 жыл бұрын

"It's like puking on a pile of shit!" - AVGN

@okagron

2 жыл бұрын

@@eirzaa0429 And that's 200 million without the budget for marketing and many other things like theaters having a share of the box office revenue.

@myriadmediamusings

2 жыл бұрын

Dennis Hopper: It DOES look like shit!

Over two years later and 'the Wii U outsold Sweden/the Virtual Boy could even outsell Maine' is still one of Scott's most iconic bits.

@leap123_

2 ай бұрын

*couldn't

Scott spent as much money finding and buying these games as I spend on tuition. What a legend

@sarahrackley5311

3 жыл бұрын

Fun thing is that he’s still in college, so he’s also probably paying for tuition.

@frogg4711

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahrackley5311 I would have expected him to drop out based on how good and consistent good content is

@oswaldfigglebottom

3 жыл бұрын

@@frogg4711 eh youtube doesn't last forever

@teemoleague907

3 жыл бұрын

@@oswaldfigglebottom he's banking it and it looks like he's hasn't bought a house by malibu like the rest of the youtubers. I think he will be well off for the rest of his life.

@RoboKyPR

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he said it himself....Idiot 😂

I played the Virtual Boy one time in a "Nintendo Dome" at a Montreal amusement park back in 1996. Not much amusement was had.

@mobilesuitjesse

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see ya here matt!

@CoasterGuy95

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Matt!

@James-gj8rn

3 жыл бұрын

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@RileyB_226

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@drawingastickman8122

3 жыл бұрын

Lit

After seeing the Borderline Forever bloopers, "Stinky Stinky Mister F*ck" has a whole new significance.

* Nintendo Direct starts * Hello everyone, I'm Shigeru Miyamoto, Mario's dad, and today I'm here to announce Nintendo's newest creation: the StinkyStinky Mr. F*ck™

@caberknight9013

2 жыл бұрын

It would release and then thousands of Nintendo fans would argue why it’s the greatest and most innovative console of all time

Rappers: brag about gucci clothes Scott: I got a $2000 virtual boy game

@callmezeldaonemoartime

3 жыл бұрын

JACK BROOOOOOOOOOOOS.

@jordanhingoo7017

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, it’s looking good for the economy

@wintertheampharos4725

3 жыл бұрын

“I have a Wii loaded with Wiiware games!” Scott Wozniak

@ppidk2267

3 жыл бұрын

What rappers do you listen too

@hitkid2456

3 жыл бұрын

Innsmouth has gotta be up there right?

Fun fact: this video has more views than the virtual boy's sale itself

@licentiousdreams

3 жыл бұрын

Longer than my playtime on one too.

@sexyhomeschooledvideogameg4842

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! Lol

@pancake1405

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I was about to say that

@RedLuigicracklover

3 жыл бұрын

@@pancake1405 lol

@incoherentfool9612

3 жыл бұрын

And maime

Everyone talks about “Get your face ready”, but “It’s like my eyes are being waterboarded” is such an underrated line 👌

@WohaoG

Жыл бұрын

I looked oops

@Iazibones

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@CrustyFox87

Жыл бұрын

@@Iazibones 9:58

@Iazibones

Жыл бұрын

@@CrustyFox87 thanks

@CrustyFox87

Жыл бұрын

@@Iazibones You’re welcome 😉

Wait, so you're telling me that not only did they make a First-Person Survival Horror game on Virtual Boy, they made it *Lovecraft themed?*

@RadarTheNerd

Жыл бұрын

Dude, I would kill to have this re-made in modern VR or something, the concept sounds so freakin' awesome

"The Wii U outsold Sweden" that. That got me

@ianeons9278

3 жыл бұрын

And Los Angeles

@TazTheYellow

3 жыл бұрын

"[The Virtual Boy] couldn't even outsell Maine" was a completely unnecessary payoff, and yet he went for it anyway.

@BIastProcX

3 жыл бұрын

I am Swedish and it's true, we're only 10 million

@woutervanham8246

3 жыл бұрын

Duh, Sweden never got sold...

@foxtail286

3 жыл бұрын

@@woutervanham8246 haha

Scott being hit by a pan is my new favourite gag

@MCKepitz

3 жыл бұрын

It just sounds like it hurts really bad

@BenHowe901

3 жыл бұрын

@@MCKepitz I hope to God it's faked. Otherwise Scott's got a one-way ticket to brain damage city

@coolrob0t374

3 жыл бұрын

that's a cast iron skillet p a i n

@flamersshowsandmore3864

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenHowe901 that's what probably got him to buy Jack bros

@Clemont213

3 жыл бұрын

7:33

The 3DS was basically the perfect 3d system, for one reason: It was an _option._ After my 3DS bricked itself for no reason (seriously, I didn't do homebrew or anything), I got a 2DS (more specifically a New Nintendo 2DSXL), and... I kinda miss it for Super Mario 3D Land, Majora's Mask 3D, and even Smash 4 before I got Ultimate. It's not _necessary,_ but it actually enhances the experience.

@lunasif

2 жыл бұрын

I still miss it on the switch for at least monster hunter... The 3D was amazing in that game, I spent ages just looking at the 3D mountains and stars, and the fights were far more intense than if they were flat.

@SparkySummers

2 жыл бұрын

It straight up wasn't an option if your eyes weren't perfect.

@okagron

Жыл бұрын

I tried using it an handful of times and it did never did it for me. Never saw anything resembling actual 3D.

@SykoMuffin

10 ай бұрын

I never really used the 3D feature. It was just a souped up DS for me. I did buy the XL version which was a total waste, it gave me terrible motion sickness while playing Animal Crossing and it was too big to hold in my hands comfortably (yes, i have tiny baby hands.) But i loved the OG model of the 3DS. It was great and felt like it was made for me.

@ultimaterecoil1136

6 ай бұрын

Yeah except for the fact that you know what most benefits from 3d and vr. Horror. Know what there’s not a lot of on Nintendo systems. Horror. The closest thing you can get to a jumpscare is fire emblem fates first person camera as you get blasted by a tiger spirit

7:04 Everyone's talking about the frying pan bit (which is great) but not the enema thing right before it, which is one of my all-time favorite Scott quotes.

Nintendo missed a huge change to bring Wario Land into the 3DS....it was the perfect platform for it....

@big-e-cheese3624

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely tru

@tuskoub

3 жыл бұрын

That would require them acknowledging the greatest failure in their whole history though.

@nediah

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuskoub They sort of did so with Luigi's Mansion 3, so... That's something?

@ericparazak8448

3 жыл бұрын

@@nediah and in New Leaf, and Smash 4

@LookingTheBest

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why they havent made a Wario since Shake it. And if any game deserves a release on Switch its Wario, I would be happy with Shake it if they dont wanna make another.

True story: Years ago, my little brother saw footage of Mario on the virtual boy and asked me “Why is Mario in hell?”

@steelbear2063

3 жыл бұрын

For genocide

@KamisamanoOtaku

3 жыл бұрын

...imagine Doom on the Virtual Boy?

@pieceofschmidtgamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@steelbear2063 I mean, according to Matpat Mario _is_ communist...

@OctorokHero

3 жыл бұрын

@@pieceofschmidtgamer Doesn't that mean he would go to heaven?

@femc16316

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god. Hahaha

"it's like having to eat a fine steak on the shower floor" such a great analogy i love you scott

After the Borderline Forever bloopers, "Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck" makes much more sense.

Everyone gangsta till you realize the VB has no drift issues.

@datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559

3 жыл бұрын

OHHHH, SHIT

@hernanpizarro8383

3 жыл бұрын

That's because no one has played it long enough for the controller to actually wear out.

@averagechapstick

3 жыл бұрын

@@complex6753 Yeah, right? it's almost as if that's, like, the joke, or something!

@complex6753

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagechapstick well I know that. I'm more asking could a dpad have it's own version of drifting.

@actualhyena

3 жыл бұрын

@@complex6753 It can. I've seen d-pads go soft and have intermittent issues functioning. It goes both ways.

“The Virtual Boy doesn’t give me seizures,it just makes me sad” is a top 10 Scott quote

@myriadmediamusings

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect fodder for the next 10 hour Scott vid.

“The definitive cousin experience” sounds like a special kind of Sailor Moon episode

@jaunstindarby2720

2 жыл бұрын

😏😏😏😏

@yoshimallow

Жыл бұрын

We don't acknowledge that dub

@theGDmenace13

3 ай бұрын

​@@yoshimallownerd

Scott's face when he said *"Ted's great, that man was born to be a cousin"*

It’s good we can know that no matter how successful Scott gets, he will just continue to use all the money he makes to buy things like Nester’s Funky Bowling.

@captaincomet9963

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know he's not buying it on things that'll kill him, at least. I mean minus his fifty Wii Us.

@foodistgavrilo6636

3 жыл бұрын

@@captaincomet9963 better than wanting meth

@captaincomet9963

3 жыл бұрын

@@foodistgavrilo6636 Debatable

@StafkiGTN

3 жыл бұрын

@@captaincomet9963 Very Debatable. let's have a Debatable Debating Debate about this, SO LET'S DEBATE.

@phantomgrape

3 жыл бұрын

@@StafkiGTN im gonna debate with you about debating about debating. debate over

This is by far the best 199th episode of Scott the Woz i've ever seen

@SonOfSparda3139

3 жыл бұрын

yea me too

@Cam_Can_Play

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also the worst 199th episode, sadly.

@blakem2902

3 жыл бұрын

And the virtual boy is the best Nintendo system with virtual in the name

@burntpyromaniak6413

3 жыл бұрын

if it’s so great, then why isn’t there a 199th episode of Scott the Woz 2? checkmate.

@majoraccident1924

3 жыл бұрын

@@blakem2902 what about the Virtual Console?

I know that the Virtual Boy had its many, many flaws, but as a kid I thought this system was incredible. I played through Mario Tennis, Wario, and the boxing game dozens of times. It was the first system my family was able to get a hold of due to its unpopularity. I will always have fond memories of this abomination.

0:54 hits so hard now

@Power11112

2 жыл бұрын

Yep hits so much differently now

@Matt-dp7ze

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@bounderby99

Жыл бұрын

@@Matt-dp7zewatch the bloopers for “Borderline Forever” on his other channel; it will quickly become clear why

@someguyoptimal

Жыл бұрын

@@Matt-dp7ze watch Borderline Forever Bloopers and you will see

In 2022, Scott’s gonna make a video called “The Wii U: 10 Years Later” and it will be considered Scott’s greatest work

@Bigboy0012

3 жыл бұрын

Please let this comment be true

@helmi5045

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe the Wii u will be 10 years old in a year it feels like this shit got announced yesterday

@jake38201

3 жыл бұрын

gonna stay here to remind myself that you called it

@benjaminrei1319

3 жыл бұрын

@@jake38201 ditto

@tyfrou3377

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

"This f*cking thing" is the best way to describe the virtual boy

@zachatck6567

3 жыл бұрын

AVGN

seeing the origin of "stinky stinky mr. fuck" gives me life

and now you can play virtual boy on a modded 3ds. what a time to be alive.

If Scott survived the Virtual Boy experience he can survive scoliosis

@poly_propylene

3 жыл бұрын

i have a friend that has scoliosis from gaming too much XD what a freak 🤣💯

@SenkJu

3 жыл бұрын

@@poly_propylene LOOOOOOL OMG THATS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😱😤

@rabababbababababab

3 жыл бұрын

@@poly_propylene scoliosis amrite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alt0248

3 жыл бұрын

...and a pan to the face

@thatlonzoguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@poly_propylene you dont get scoliosis from gaming too much

As a proud Virtual Boy owner my face lit up when I saw Scott was finally sacrificing his eyes too

@bitbot9834

3 жыл бұрын

Was the sacrafice of your vision worth it?

@launchpadmcquack9305

3 жыл бұрын

Wario World is worth it

@Mokujo

3 жыл бұрын

Does it *actually* give you a headache?

@s1athers

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, this is the person who got scott to play "McDonalds: Treasureland adventure" for Sega genesis

@TheRealCatof

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

My friend calls this thing the "Death Helmet" because of all the theoretical health problems (headaches and such) you can supposedly get from it. So I can't see this thing without thinking of it as the Death Helmet now.

@conors.6669

7 ай бұрын

As if you have any friends 😂

decades later, Nintendo hasn't gotten back on VR when it's the right time and its technology is accessible now, with better colors, not just Red and Black

@williamlaroux8566

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, the switch has vr goggles and oddly enough, mario Odyssey, breath of the wild, and smash all have vr modes, except none of those games are actually first person in their respective vr modes. So why did they bother if this is all they had planned?

A moment of silence for all blind people who cant experience going blind from the virtual boy.

@PaulRudd1941

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather be looking through a glass window in Halifax on December 6 of 1917 honestly.

@Sheila_Chu

3 жыл бұрын

just wait until they see this smh

@steelbear2063

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sheila_Chu I don't think they see the point

@darcys842

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaulRudd1941 so was there a bombing there or something. Like I'm a history nerd but thats just a random history fact

@PaulRudd1941

3 жыл бұрын

@@darcys842 oh boy, you asked a Canadian historian the right question. So a little background, obviously you know that Canada and GB were at war with Germany and Austro-Hungary. Halifax was the major Canadian port for troop transports, ammunition, and of course explosives. There were 2 ships sailing through the narrowest area in the Halifax Harbour; the SS Imo and the SS Mont Blanc. The Mont Blanc was carrying about 2.7 megatons (27,000,000 kg) of various explosives like picric acid, gun cotton, and gasoline. Basically the two ships collided at like 9:05 am and the Mont Blanc drifted towards pier 6 of the Halifax harbor and exploded. It was the largest non-nuclear explosion in history and leveled every building in a 1.6 mile radius. Lots of civilians were looking at the burning ship through their single pane glass windows of the time. The explosion killed about 1,700 people instantly and permanently blinded hundred of survivors who saw the explosion. The explosion prompted the closest city, Boston to send doctors, construction workers, and any other aid to the city by train as quickly as possible, saving countless lives in the process. To this day Halifax sends Boston a giant fir Christmas tree every year as a gracious thanks for the help they gave us in our time of need.

"It's like my eyes are being waterboarded." ~Scott 2021

@gyrostat5211

3 жыл бұрын

Wader

"Leave it to Nester to give bowling the funk" -Scott Wozniak, 2021

This video gets better with the lore development of Scott Stash

Scott didn’t take a break, he was sent to the Mario tennis realm

@emptybeb1462

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@applepretz5368

3 жыл бұрын

Dawg when I read that he said it 😂

@GahmConrad

3 жыл бұрын

@@applepretz5368 that happens a lot to me too

When you realized that this is the 199th episode of Scott the Woz and the next will be the 200th Special.

@topsdaily_productions

3 жыл бұрын

Its gonna be sonic & knuckles I bet

@theohmguy

3 жыл бұрын

Return of Two Laughing Stocks

@randomduck8679

3 жыл бұрын

Return of a Laughing Stock & Knuckles

@just_lucyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@topsdaily_productions nah it’s gonna be on the L button

@topsdaily_productions

3 жыл бұрын

@@just_lucyy OMG YES

i am a great cousin

YOO STINKY STINKY MR FUCK REFERENCE

@RonaldMcJuicy

2 жыл бұрын

they did Gross Mr. Fuck dirty 😔

Fun Fact: You own a complete European Virtual Boy Collection

@requiem165

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Europe and with exactly 0 Virtual Boy games in my collection; I can confirm, I have a complete European VB collection 😎

@jatoxo

3 жыл бұрын

@@requiem165 I live in Europe and without ever having a virtual boy I think I've had the whole experience

@requiem165

3 жыл бұрын

@@jatoxo it’s great is it not?

@deanxile

3 жыл бұрын

Hee-Ho?

@requiem165

3 жыл бұрын

@@deanxile lol

You know you're a Scott the Woz fan when you've been waiting for the episode that causes Scott to schedule an appointment with his optometrist.

@MichaelVickers2007

3 жыл бұрын

And a 30 minute video on the L button

Anyone else here from Scott’s Stash to hear Scott actually use “Stinky Stinky Mr. F***” in a video

“Stinky stinky mr fuck” is from the bloopers of borderline forever

“Hey all Scott here, let’s rank our cousins.”

@Uselessceilingfan

3 жыл бұрын

All

@DoctorMinjinx

3 жыл бұрын

Alabama Scott.

@RileyB_226

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@amiibojeremiah809

3 жыл бұрын

I’m jeremiah

@brianmercerjr2282

3 жыл бұрын

Step

All the SMT fans are coming to witness Scott play an SMT game

@christianmichael429

3 жыл бұрын

Shin Megami Tensei?

@smartnugget

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianmichael429 super Mario tennis

@tron0150

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianmichael429 Jack Bros is SMT spin-off.

@popqurt3229

3 жыл бұрын

@@smartnugget damn I thought Shin Megami Tensei too until I remembered Scott isn’t an RPG guy.

@will.2155

3 жыл бұрын

He has played Persona 5, but I guess you can say he played a real smt game now

Waterworld being on the Virtua Boy is so perfect that it clearly demonstrates that film was specifically cursed by a witch.

I love the return of "stinky stinky Mr fuck"

First a virtual boy, then Scott drinking alcohol? Oh fuck what's next?

@ilovekendricklamar1620

3 жыл бұрын

What’s up checkmark

@matthewlong7547

3 жыл бұрын

Alcohol and the Virtual Boy, what a way to lose his viginity

@ghouldishanimal

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlong7547 He lost it!? So... the L button vid is cancelled now I guess?

@phrogii8304

3 жыл бұрын

whats up apex god

@YoshiLikesFate

3 жыл бұрын

Scott dies

5:22 Scott just casually breaks the law for a 1 second joke

@TheLivingCatastrophe

2 ай бұрын

This aged like fine wine. In Ohio, it's now illegal to use your portable electronic devices, e.g. a phone, while driving

28:55 i like how honest scott is on how much money he spends on these games, a true collector

Watching this right after a compilation of 3+ minutes straight of all the "Hey Yall, Scott here" greetings and my brain shut off when the next video (this one) inevitably started the same way lol. Love what you do, man !

"The Virtual Boy doesn't give me a seizure, it just makes me sad" - Scott the Woz (12:23) Greatest quote in video game review history

@Iturralde61

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@QuinnLytleFilms

3 жыл бұрын

I still stand Scott's greatest quotes is... GrOuSe!!!!

@safehaven717

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuinnLytleFilms G r O u S e ? ! ? !

@highlighterjelly

2 жыл бұрын

You're Honor, I'm _mad!_

@galaxy7054

2 жыл бұрын

@I hate Justin Y 12:23

At least when the Wii included tennis as a pack-in title, it also had like four other games with it.

@JushRay

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, hello there.

@hrrrrghOtacon

3 жыл бұрын

@@JushRay general Kenobi

@madi7489

3 жыл бұрын

And one of them was bowling!

@GrizonII

3 жыл бұрын

Plus tennis makes much more sense as a showcase for the Wii’s hardware gimmicks than for those of the Virtual Boy.

@mirandahenning6192

3 жыл бұрын

Hey m8, funny seeing you here. Lol

When Scott holds the Virtual Boy next to himself it looks like a 1:1 scale novelty prop.

That shot of Scott driving while playing Gameboy always gets a chuckle

The virtual boy is the best way to waste 32 minutes.

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 5700

@hydrozyrge8233

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee zero

@RFNO

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee holy crap go touch grass

@RedMarcus14

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee current subs now 5.71k

@jorgem.9690

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee shut up little boy

From now on I will put funky after every possessive noun, so get ready for Yoshi’s Funky Island.

@rec8127

3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty *funky* idea.

@dcr645

3 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Schmitt's *funky* proposition

@bb010g

3 жыл бұрын

Mario Kart Wii's Funky Kong.

@hobihope2981

3 жыл бұрын

Kirby's Funky Yarn

@supernutz1262

3 жыл бұрын

Mario's Funky Tennis

POV: You're here to find where Scott says "stinky stinky mr f*ck"

1:25 i like the fact that this line implies that the world became considerably more complicated when scott was born

Really strange that this console had a lot of potential for first person games while the most it encouraged was 2D games with stuff closer or farther of the screen

@Mike14264

3 жыл бұрын

There was a pretty interesting FP horror maze game, wasn't there?

@ddjsoyenby

3 жыл бұрын

yeah.

@Maniac4Bricks

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because developers couldn't figure out how to program it.

@NiGHTSnoob

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maniac4Bricks Also because low resolution first person games in a headset can very quickly give people nausea I would assume. That's something even the first generation of modern headsets had to try and deal with.

@poisonouslead85

3 жыл бұрын

@@NiGHTSnoob Low resolution is fine. You just get more screen door effect. Low framerate is the issue, that's why people barf.

I finally got my hands on a working one this year and...it's not worth it. Cool display piece and if you can, just play Wario Land

@mariomaster101official

3 жыл бұрын

Cool first to a verified comment

@MFernando_252

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, red and black go brrrr

@FriskyD.

3 жыл бұрын

What about the Tetris on it?

@EthanSweat

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! I just saw that video!

@thhro2995

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariomaster101official who gives a shit?

Imagine a remake collection of virtual games for the 3DS, it would have been great

@ogre706

Жыл бұрын

Yessss! Yes. That was a real missed opportunity.

Scott - “It’s not tennis” Also Scott - “Tennis is my least favorite”

My mans Scott spent $2k on Jack Bros. He is the real Shin Megami Tensei.

@aaronsound

3 жыл бұрын

I was so heartbroken he didn't say this is the best Shin Megami Tensei game :{

@topchief1

3 жыл бұрын

A few years ago, someone was seeking a virtual boy with a rental case and 6 games, one of them being Jack bros and they wanted $450. I offered $300. Can you guess who didn't end up buying it?

@ddjsoyenby

3 жыл бұрын

scott megami wozai.

@postgotham

3 жыл бұрын

and yet he probably will never touch another SMT game. Funny cause even big SMT fans wouldn't pay that much for Jack Bros

@aaronsound

3 жыл бұрын

@@postgotham He played Persona 5, all footage is his and if it isn't it's credited which he didn't do for anything yet, no idea if he got far though,

"The Wii U Outsold Sweden" "The Virtual Boy couldn't even outsell Maine."

@PaulRudd1941

3 жыл бұрын

@@starfireseraphim9696 *F*

@Roboat06

3 жыл бұрын

As someone from Maine I sorta felt that. Only sorta, because I'm moreso from Massachusetts.

I just realized that this video was uploaded on my 21st birthday. This is the best birthday present I've ever recieved and I'm sorry it took me this long to thank you, Scott.

Ngl, Scott the woz is my second favorite KZreadr when I'm sober, when I'm drunk(like now) he's my favorite.

"I've Seen Better" yes lmao

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 5700

@iancrowley4833

3 жыл бұрын

Yo it's Nathaniel

@jacksleiman8259

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceegeetee Wow someone’s desperate

@jacksonio_1300

3 жыл бұрын

this is very true mr pink gold peach hater

@gouki006ishere

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl you guys should collab. You were made 4 each other.

“And it couldn’t even outsell Maine” As a Mainer I am proud we have more people than virtual boys sold

@TnTeaCups

3 жыл бұрын

They didn’t even outsell the population of queens

@gabethestupidstalin1444

3 жыл бұрын

And it didn’t outsold Brooklyn and North Dakota

@AttractorsAltAccount

3 жыл бұрын

And i, a swede am sad we have less people than wii us sold

@jodieburton1827

3 жыл бұрын

Damn right man, we are better than the Virtual Boy!

@moparsandshowcars9701

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I'm a Mainer too! where in Maine do you live?

Virtual Boy: *causes eye strain and headaches within minutes* R Zone: *does the same immediately*

The Virtual Boy is one of the scariest things in existence. I run every time I see it.

I remember having a friend in kindergarten who got the thing for his birthday. Now he wears the thickest pair of glasses I’ve ever seen.

@seymourkrelborn4780

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, he got the thing that damages your retinas if you're under 7 when he was very under 7. I guess his parents didn't read the big warning on the box

@camdenewing7501

3 жыл бұрын

He probably had a net gain from it though, those things are expensive

@lucifersam7946

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this comment under the AVGN's review.

FINALLY A VIRTUAL BOY EPISODE IVE BEEN WAITING

@jjb2058

3 жыл бұрын

So say we all

@phatmartyplays332

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

@AMOTI222

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@chocolatewithnutzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@phatmartyplays332 Yesn't. :)

@RileyB_226

3 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatewithnutzz Non't

Gotta say scott, you are probobly of my favorite youtubers, please keep up the good work!

I just rewatched the Borderline Forever bloopers again, and I remember that some other video used the Stinky Stinky Mr F*ck joke they off-handedly made in those bloopers, but I couldn't remember which. Then I randomly stumble across this again.

"I'm very happy I spent two grand on this" hold up I'm going to need you to repeat that

@grabs_zel4547

3 жыл бұрын

Considering it's the best SMT, he got it for cheap.

@Budderman18

3 жыл бұрын

A complete copy actually goes for $900, so he probably paid closer to that. Sealed ones cost 2K tho

@Gingerlion777

2 ай бұрын

Bought one boxed 3 years back for 200 here in Europe 😅 strange they are so expensive (or were considering your comment is from 3 years ago)

"This system is so badass, did you play the tennis game it came with?" Was the official Wii tagline

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

And it sure as hell worked!

@ExeloMinish

3 жыл бұрын

With the slight difference that the Wii was advertising itself as the casual family fun console and not RADICAL SCI-FI TECHNOLOGY so opening it with a cute sports game made a tad more sense

The Virgin 2008 AVGN: Jack Bros. is too expensive!!!!! The Chad Scott: Take my 2000 dollars

7:33 youtube recommends this clip to me every 5 seconds I couldn’t be happier

@Tanuki-cl7qi

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same heaven. I pray youtube will soon be nothing but more scott-pan edits and new Woz episodes.

Can't believe the virtual boy forced Scott "not an rpg guy" The Woz to play an SMT game..... and he actually liked it

@leargamma4912

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the whole point of the episode to try new things, even if it may not suit you?

@thatboi1140

3 жыл бұрын

I mean. Everyone knows Jack bros is the best smt game.

@Jenaxu

3 жыл бұрын

Scott would be the kind of guy to have Jack Bros as his favourite Atlus game

@DelRio1991

3 жыл бұрын

He's a man with impeccable taste

@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jenaxu Considering his favorite Pokemon Game is Pokemon Puzzle League on N64, you're probably right.

I have a strong feeling this will be my favorite Scott The Woz episode on the Virtual Boy.

@johnmcmonagle2243

3 жыл бұрын

Hey all, Woz here.

@Ren_184

3 жыл бұрын

Here Woz, all hey.

@goroakechi6126

3 жыл бұрын

Woz hey, here all

@RileyB_226

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Woz, all here

@zachatck6567

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Scott, all here

0:54 Good to see *that* Borderline Forever blooper immortalized on the main channel lmao

@baranorak4080

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this

glad to see that Stinky Stinky Mister Fuck eventually made it into an episode after its inception in that one behind the scenes video

I have to appreciate Nintendo always tried to do wacky and new things even if they don't always hit This is a nightmare though

@wo0o0o97

3 жыл бұрын

Heyy!

@djungbo4462

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyy

@casedistorted

3 жыл бұрын

I was a proud virtual boy owner who loved playing it for hours. Teleroboxer and red alarm, wario land and galactic pinball.. all were great games I played for hours. I loved wario land a ton

@Popcorn_Pillow

3 жыл бұрын

this looks like a level 0 mini sentry

@pipiundkaukiinpipikakaland

3 жыл бұрын

Just 6 replies to patterrz dang I used to religiously watch Ur vids ... I'm trying to get back into Pokémon tho

I feel bad for the kids who got their parents to buy this and then never got another game system again because it was such a bad experience

@KeavyGoesLive

3 жыл бұрын

It may have been fake but I do recall a reader letter in Nintendo Power where a girl says her parents got her Virtual Boy for her birthday and all I could think is "There are far easier ways to tell your child you never wanted them"

@TroyBlackford

3 жыл бұрын

I got it as a present as a kid and liked it fine. The modern day hype against it isn't reality. It was sad it didn't do well, but my family knew I enjoyed it. I remember playing Red Alarm in the car and feeling like I was moving forward in my ship. Fun times.

@TroyBlackford

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanthehuman8016 Thanks! It was obvious pretty quickly it wasn't a huge hit, but like getting it as a kid in those pre-internet times, your immediate impression was only what you thought yourself. I remember being blown away by the detailed, 32-bit sprites in Teleroboxer, for example. Way beyond SNES level spritework. Red Alarm seemed *so* futuristic! It seemed to have so much potential, and I kick myself now that I never knew as a kid that Wario Land VB came out, because I would have loved that. It is weird, the internet has the power to rewrite pre-internet history. I'm sure a lot of people hated it, but I bet most of the people who bought one liked what few games they had. It's like, how can they make a robust game library for a system that sold 770,000? And yet the people who *did* buy it weren't responsible for that, so it sucked. Never regretted getting it, just that it flopped so hard that it was put out to pasture. The 3D effect was striking, and I honestly loved and still love the crazy mix of four shades of red and black coupled with a CPU that put the Gameboy to shame: this thing delivered sprites that looked very modern in 1995. I really missed sprites as 3D graphics took over, and seeing what a step up from even SNES, let alone Gameboy, could do in that area was really cool. A missed opportunity. You can tell from the homebrew scene that there's a lot of potential here. I loved the sound, too. The controller was really ahead of its time. Red Alarm had more modern controls than anything else would for years. Wish there were more games, for sure. Would love to have seen what that Mario Land VB would have been like. A sequel to Link's Awakening on this would have ruled! Looking down into a little diorama filled with Hyrule, how cool would that have been? A Metroid would have been great: the bleak aesthetic of a ruined planet would have meshed great with the crimson monochrome screen. I don't mind people slagging it off, I get it, but it wasn't like that when it came out. You could tell it flopped, but it wasn't like "Why did I buy this?!" It was more like "Damn, but I got this because I wanted games for it!"

@TroyBlackford

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanthehuman8016 PS how's the Quest 2? We've got a Rift S and seeing how you can link Quest 2 to the computer makes me really want to sell the Rift 2 and get a Quest 2. Better resolution, better refresh rate, portable, AND compatible with the desktop Oculus library? It would be great just as a portable, 3D-enabled TV you could watch whenever you wanted haha.

@TroyBlackford

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanthehuman8016 Haha we def have a Wii U too. We understand. Wow, thanks for the first writeup on the Quest 2! They just enabled "AirPlay" wifi streaming from a PC, so now if we trade in the Rift S for a Quest 2 we could wirelessly play our library of games anywhere at home: back lawn, even. Really ups the value. I didn't even know they were planning that!

"The Virtual Boy doesn't give me a seizure, it just makes me sad" - LMAO! This line was hilarious to me, for some reason! Love it!

Man imagine if virtual boy was made like 10 years later…

I'm surprised he never did an episode on this, but I'm still waiting for that L button episode.

@beastlylordhorse3612

3 жыл бұрын

Also ds stylus video

@Retro_taco

3 жыл бұрын

We need that l button episode

@Taikofan04

3 жыл бұрын

Low key hope that’s the 200th video

@emptybeb1462

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"I am very happy I spend 2 grand on this." That statement actually took me aback.

@PhenomenalJec

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video after that

@sarinabina5487

3 жыл бұрын

same but @ the same time im not surprised considering the prices old nintendo games can run for

@Birb728

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarinabina5487 and it was not even a nintendo game.

7:20 This is just for me

When I replayed Kirby triple deluxe recently all I could think about was wario land vb with how much the game sells you on jumping into the background like it was this revolutionary thing