[Vinesauce] Vinny - Breaking Bridge Constructor
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Bridge Constructor: Where the bridges are unstable and the physics completely insane. Edited from my live Bridge Constructor streams on www.vinesauce.com
For the record, this game isn't always screwed up and it's actually pretty damn fun.
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1:55 - A story of trust, and betrayal.
@pizzachu2281
6 жыл бұрын
Metal top ten anime betrayals
@Ribbons0121R121
5 жыл бұрын
*yeaaahh*
@Zer0Zwei
5 жыл бұрын
*Betrayal* *betrayal* *i'll* *revenge*
@MarkoJerry
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@VanillaTheFoxx
5 жыл бұрын
Im laughing so hard
You can't deny that part 1:53 is the best part about this video.
@dmas7749
9 жыл бұрын
Nah. 1:03 was when I lost my shit.
@Boklauw
9 жыл бұрын
Faith in trucks restored
@TheCornerCaseMan
9 жыл бұрын
Me, it was 3:51, with the Ave Maria and the sudden kaboom.
@dmas7749
9 жыл бұрын
IcaraelTheWanderer Face it, every part of this video is good.
@powerlink123
9 жыл бұрын
Daniel Faiz It was like the first truck was helping the other truck by pulling it up with the pillars, but then the second truck shoved the first truck out of the way to become victorious
2:21 "brother this is the end for us" "no i will save you" "but brother you will die" "it is too late for me now go and fulfill the prophecy"
@joldsaway3489
9 жыл бұрын
I see you on like every vinesauce video.
@MrCrazyToad
9 жыл бұрын
Joldsaway Well, I look at most of them. That might explain why.
@thatoneretconnedaccount8211
9 жыл бұрын
+MrCrazyToad his bro just went back home ._. but got fired .-.
@joldsaway3489
9 жыл бұрын
MrCrazyToad Probably...
@crazyluigi6664
8 жыл бұрын
+MrCrazyToad "Brother! How are you doing this?!"
3:03 this is why you never boop the snoot
"100% safe" - Possible Engineer
@TheWizardGuyWhoDoes
10 жыл бұрын
You look like you build things, I can trust you :D
@JillofTrades
10 жыл бұрын
spai.
@BOLPutube
10 жыл бұрын
Melius Petllius Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer.
@legendoflink904
10 жыл бұрын
Ev'ryone back to the base!
@lapotato9140
10 жыл бұрын
BarackObamaLikesPoop THE ENGINEER IS A SPY
"Nice wood down there." - Vinny, 2014
@Stormghetti
9 жыл бұрын
CunningCondor 2:34 "Nice wood, nice WOOD DOWN THERE." -Gay Vinesauce, 2014
"this is a game... about miracles"
@20firebird
7 жыл бұрын
***** ??
@digitaltoaster4956
7 жыл бұрын
+Offensive Titles What About Your Avatar?
@vroomkaboom108
7 жыл бұрын
officially died in that part
The state of roads and bridges in the U.S. today.
@BOLPutube
10 жыл бұрын
I know. I hate it when my car gets stuck in a stasis field between two floating symmetrical bridge pieces. It's so damn annoying.
@thepsynergist
10 жыл бұрын
BarackObamaLikesPoop It really puts a damper on one's day...
@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797
5 жыл бұрын
100th like
@Slender_Man_186
2 жыл бұрын
This joke has aged like a very fine wine.
@joshua2400
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus the good lord adores you all :" )
2:06 Long live the king.
Vinnys laugh can cure cancer
@d.m.9304
4 жыл бұрын
are you arguing with yourself
@arandomcommenter412
Жыл бұрын
@@d.m.9304 what
@stayslay
Жыл бұрын
Good morning to 60, for the everyday coming to free, you can do a fade away, but you back to, I was why she was having a better lives forever
0:56 though! "What part of this makes me stubborn? What, just because I have great ideas about-" **Truck begins to defy gravity** "...physics...?"
@samtinkle9076
5 жыл бұрын
Like a child discovering the starry night sky.
@Nevalster
4 жыл бұрын
Still goin Edit: SPEEEEEEN
1:02 The way Vinny says "Physics" always cracks me up.
@dmas7749
9 жыл бұрын
That was the time he got my like, but it was mostly because of the spinning WTF truck.
1:45 Physics:A Tale Of Two Trucks
1:55 car 1:I'm gonna win! car 2:Not today asshole!
2:05 there can only be one.
@Outside998
10 жыл бұрын
You are not OnlyAfro!
@ScorpGrox
10 жыл бұрын
I read that in Demoman's voice xD
@Outmaced121
10 жыл бұрын
Woah oh oh ah ah ah ah ha
This has to be the most broken version of physics ever, and it's more funny.
@jeremiahreedkillerking
10 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I have seen many a physics..... BUT none of them are as accurate, or complex as this game right here! It's perfect, it's like they took 2 mins and made the best physics known to man.
PHYSICS!!!!
@V-Jes
10 жыл бұрын
u sure must be the most active gmod/sfm video maker on you tube comment section
@ModelZ
10 жыл бұрын
mywlan2 I swear god that you must be the most weirdest dude/girl on you tub commet :)
@quadrata8382
10 жыл бұрын
Hallo Crispah Tost. U is gud gemad vedeo meker. IM NOT THAT GOOD AT SPELLING OKAY?! GOSH!
@V-Jes
10 жыл бұрын
gam3fr3ak179 yup (and i'm a male so u can just edit ur comment now)
@JasonGodwin69
6 жыл бұрын
Crispy Toast IT'S SONIC 06!
I'm so showing this to my physics teacher
@ThunderMelon
8 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
@ThunderMelon
8 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
@ThunderMelon
8 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
@NeonX89
8 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
@NeonX89
8 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
Vinny Bridge Co motto: If at least half the smoldering wreckage of your vehicle makes it to the other side, you know it was built with the love and care of Vinny Bridge Co.
I haven't heard Vinny laugh this hard since the Donkey Kong Country corruptions.
@doodlefox9837
10 жыл бұрын
the DD corruptions were epic :D
@IsaArts2930
6 жыл бұрын
Dude, when I first saw those corruptions, I criedd
Damn. I'll be waiting for a full sauce version of this eventually. Hopefully I'm not the only one.
@DC-pf5tp
9 жыл бұрын
Me too
@RF-Ataraxia
9 жыл бұрын
Me three
@evancampbell18
9 жыл бұрын
Me four
@meowtank
9 жыл бұрын
Me Twenty One
@windows987654321
9 жыл бұрын
Murillable Really want to see the full thing, this game is top notch fun!
Vinny has the best laugh
@taillessboo9599
9 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer Joel's laugh but Vinny is a close second.
@emmarossignol4445
9 жыл бұрын
Tailess Boo WHOSE BEEN DRAWING DICKS!
@ContemporaryPrometheus
9 жыл бұрын
ikr
@user-tw7jd9pk5v
9 жыл бұрын
He laughs like a girl.
@krismatic
9 жыл бұрын
FUCK it's the manliest laugh around
0:30-0:36 That's how they make toy cars.
@iamrealatb
9 жыл бұрын
funnywarnerbox300 Just report the *bots*
@scalenetriangles2520
9 жыл бұрын
U
3:40 Its a bird! Its a plane! ITS A TRUCK!!
The sequel series to Breaking Bad: Breaking Bridge - a regular bridge is driven to the edge by corporate America and fights back by ignoring physics.
>Enable CC on this video >Watch Vinny laugh like a maniac >Automatic CC subtitles starts working > 1:55 - "test", "shaft", "shift wettest", "i only good" >Begin laughing along with Vinny
2:33 me in the morning for no reason
VInny's Laugh is beautiful
2:00 Best and worst comeback ever.
Your laugh is like a sweet kiss from Sponge's moustache.
i lov ur laugh
@DaMonkas556
9 жыл бұрын
UHA
@Outside998
8 жыл бұрын
+vinesauce I like it. You may sound "like a lobotomized chimpanzee", as you worded it, but it's an honest laugh ^^
@ShadowLover9158
8 жыл бұрын
+Explosive SantaBurger THATS PATS JOB! D:
@klimpomp
8 жыл бұрын
+vinesauce I LOVE IT
@chrismystic9034
8 жыл бұрын
+vinesauce We all love it :D Let you be you, because you, is, awesome
Jesus, has it really been 8 years..
1:54 Natural Selection in Action
@44bigfreeze
7 жыл бұрын
Natural Selection: Car Edition
1:47 - This part. And that laugh. It's just too perfect for words.
It's very simple. You see, wood has essentially the same molecular structure as toast. Not quite identical, but similar. Truck drivers often get bored on long drives, so they have to get a companion; often, cats are the most convenient. There could very likely be a cat in the truck. Anyone who knows anything about physics knows of the cat-toast paradox, the principle which propels objects so rapidly, they generate their own anti-gravity field. Judging by the toast-like properties of wood and the cat in the truck, this is the most probable answer.
@Firepal3D
2 жыл бұрын
this is incredible
Apparently that last truck was driven by Agent 47
I lost it at 1:46 #1: We're so close! JUUUUUUUMP!!! #2: I'm not gonna make it! Help! I'm falling! #1 I've got you brother! Hold on! *Flings #2 into the air to safety* #2 Thank you! We're gonna win! jk lol, not you. *Smacks #1 into the water* (Wins anyways)
I think the physics engine is based on someone REALLY liking Samus Aran's Space Jump.
This game demonstrates a real scientific phenomenon known as "Isaac Newton's Day Off" named that due to what happens in it, what happens in Isaac Newton's Day Off is that Isaac Newton's ghost says "Fuck it" and lets the laws of physics work however they want to work, leading to strange happenings such a trucks and beams remotely fusing and spinning around like retards, or trucks pretending to be bats.
@NintendoNerd64
5 жыл бұрын
Mr.Kitty Cat today was the day, that Isaac Newton said fuck it
1:05 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT...
2:04 * Demoman's Voice * DERE CAN ONLY BE WUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
@IllRate
9 жыл бұрын
:D
@The_Lightning_Sparks
9 жыл бұрын
boy .houisai ..Eye..!
Inflammable means flammable!? What a country!
@kingfisher8925
8 жыл бұрын
Inflammable does mean flammable, you tow-truck.
@kingfisher8925
8 жыл бұрын
WhatTheFlag64 puu.sh/n9wfK/4ba8ae8186.png Just sayin.
@FantasmaNaranja
8 жыл бұрын
did none of you two get the reference?
@PycasneEesost
8 жыл бұрын
Inflame means to set on fire, flame means fire. Inflammable means you can set it on fire, flammable means it can catch fire. Technically, two different meanings, but in day to day life it's the same. :/
@FantasmaNaranja
8 жыл бұрын
im still a firm believer that this was a simpsons reference
I like that chill backrgnd music
1:56 truck uses anti-gravity stilts to hijack another truck which then has a aneurysm and yeets the other truck into the ruins
that anti-gravity success made me die laughing. don't worry, i had a 1up.
And all the trucks just said "fuck physics!"
2:00 the car is like: "GIMNASTICS BIATCH!!NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY"
@MetaknightFool
9 жыл бұрын
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
NO DONT END PLEASE MORE
Vinny has the BEST laugh ever. I started to cry ;-; ;
@sleeping_giant0620
9 жыл бұрын
Kaarel Tiit Joel's laugh is better.
@pein123
9 жыл бұрын
Fort Gamer okay i saw it. better
@nonediblebrownie
6 жыл бұрын
they both have great laughs.
ZOMFG that laugh at 2:10 has made me laugh to tears 3 times now. FFS this is pure gold.
@Sluggernaut
10 жыл бұрын
5 times...
@radioactiveseaotter
6 ай бұрын
I estimate that you have cried to this vid at least 345 times niw
Vinny's laugh makes me ridiculously happy
My first Vinesauce video Two years on and I'm addicted
"Breaking Bridge Constructor" As if you don't break *every* game you touch, Vinny.
Now we know where Steel Wool got the sounds for broken Chica
This is the most majestic game in existence.
0:04 THIS IS HOW ROAD ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!
youre videos are FUCKING GOLD!!! I laugh so much it almost hurts every time! Thank you so so much for doing these videos.
@TheRatSquid
10 жыл бұрын
He is videos!? I knew it, Vinny isn't a man; he's just a strange video that learned how to talk.
@pnukup91
10 жыл бұрын
TheRatSquid it was late and i was drunk, im sorry
Just because this game has ridiculous physics when Vinny is playing it, doesn't mean it's bad. Maybe it has decent physics when it's played by someone who doesn't BREAK EVERY GAME HE TOUCHES :P I think Vinny has played corrupted games so much that he's become a walking corruptor...
@toratoragaming
10 жыл бұрын
Or maybe we play it because it's funny because of how bad the physics are and NOT because it's a good game.
@yomilemondragon1721
10 жыл бұрын
That too- looks like it'd be a pretty boring game without the reality-warpage XD
@cheemzer
9 жыл бұрын
Tomodachi life isn't broken when Vinny touches it.... It's perfected....
@richardgibson8403
4 жыл бұрын
Yomi Lemon Dragon you predicted vinny’s passive
@Slender_Man_186
2 жыл бұрын
What, you thought the Vinesauce Corruptor was a program? *No, it’s a person.*
It's a trip watching this video after so many years. A lot of stuff changed !
I am currently on my 9th watching of this video. Things have gotten to the point where all I have to do, is hear this man's voice in my head, and then I see a burnt floating, rotating truck carcass, and then I start snickering uncontrollably.
0:31 did I just watch car porn?
@averryy
6 жыл бұрын
mhmmmm
2:37 truck does the funny
Be careful guys! If a truck gets too close to water, it may abruptly explode! xD 1:40
Vinny, your laugh brightens up my day. Every single time.
Physics has been defied
It's like these games are built to be funny like this on purpose. A+ physics all the way. A++++ laughing as always.
youtube gold.
This made me cry tears of joy.
20:6 all that little truck needed was believe vinesauce you were right about miracles
Physics reinvented.Love it.^_^
@TomcatPrivateAccount
8 жыл бұрын
Yep
2:19 Truck2:oh no you don't! babe get LAST! Truck1:Ahhh
I feel like Ave Maria was what did it for me
These days I'm never sure which 'Simulator' games are meant to be taken seriously or not.
@michaelchhh
10 жыл бұрын
this is not a simulator game omg
@Xeronoia
10 жыл бұрын
Michael Charlton You could consider it a bridge-building simulator. It reminds me of this thing we did in elementary school, where you make bridges with popsicle sticks and see who can make the most structurally sound one.
@ACHU-DETE
10 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants a real bridge sim, check out Bridge Project on STEAM. It's a far better version of this kind of game and is routinely on sale and included in game bundles. Enjoy!
sees object violently spinning, realize this was recorded in the era before the spin meme, feeling slightly blue balled
That truck was so inspirational. It even had to break the laws of physics just to get to it's goal.
The physics in this game are really amazing when they're broken like in the video.
Thank you for this. I laughed the entire time. XD
1:56 Trucks never accept defeat
I'm so glad you highlighted this one, some great moments I'm glad I was there for. Loving the stream Vin, thanks.
I was crying from laughter!
I dont normally cross bridges, but when i do they're built by Vincesauce XD
@Durgon-Man
10 жыл бұрын
Stay Vinny, my friends.;)
@solarflare9078
5 жыл бұрын
How are you alive?
Love your videos man! Keep up the great work!
Thank you for posting this video. I never laugh so much in my life watching videos!
"Nice wood down there." -Vinny 2014
There is no need to be upset.
You never cease to make me lol, thank you.
1:56 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!
1:57 why isn’t this talked about more? This is a contender for funniest Vinesauce moment imo. A truck lands on the opposite end of the bridge, the other truck falls into the river, it gets stuck on bridge debris, uses the debris to catapult the truck up into the air, then KICKFLIPS THE PREVIOUS TRUCK ACROSS THE MAP AND LANDS PERFECTLY TO WIN THE LEVEL, tell me that wasn’t the most cartoony sequence of events in history, tell me you didn’t chuckle in the slightest degree
@insouciantFox
10 ай бұрын
I definitely agree
Warning: extremely hearty laugh presented by vinny soon after 1:46
You bring so much joy to my life, Vinny.
this video (and this game) made me laugh more then it really should have, you sir have earned a sub
"Your witnessing a miracle." *Truck blows up*
1:14 that truck doe
Quality
Today we learn that, If you have two parallel bars, The gap in between will be magnetic and will also hover slightly off the ground, It also seems to spin around on a normal basis.
How not to physics- the game
@NinetiesSatire
10 жыл бұрын
more like SCREW PHYSICS- the game.
@Boxheadthewarriorcat
10 жыл бұрын
This is why I want to become a physicist.
@ZaiketsuKumori
10 жыл бұрын
Hi yes hello please read the full description: "For the record, this game isn't always screwed up and it's actually pretty damn fun."
@Thecolorgreen
10 жыл бұрын
So? It's screwed up here.
1:55 the truck driver: “I REFUSE TO DIE TODAY!” *proceeds to break physics to get onto the road*
Also, I bet 10 bucks that PressFartToContinue is gonna show up soon.
@DaveyDDial1
10 жыл бұрын
Last I knew his KZread channel was blocked so I hope but it's unlikely
@JacobVonRoker
10 жыл бұрын
DaveyDDial1 amazing
@NuggetandSkull
10 жыл бұрын
Poetic Sync Who is he and what'd he do?
@DaveyDDial1
10 жыл бұрын
NuggetandSkull He's a cool guy that posts comments regularly and somehow is constantly shit upon by angry jackasses that seem to hate him because he writes too many comments or something stupid like that.
@achivementdude
10 жыл бұрын
NuggetandSkull Pressfart mostly just leaves comments and was constantly upvoted. Someone didn't like it so he/she stole pressfart's identity and did things on YT and made false copyright claims against him/her.
Most I've laughed all day. Thank you for that.
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