So venom can perfectly stretch out a tentacle through the stairwell of the building and pick up the mail from their mailbox, but can't make breakfast in the room that he is currently in without making it look like an active warzone?

@louievazquez5231

Ай бұрын

Cooking is an acquired skill

@moon-do4wy

Ай бұрын

That's dexterity vs skill.

@MyVwccStar2023

Ай бұрын

I think one reason it started looking like an active war zone was because Eddie started walking away.... I know that might sound crazy, but that's just what I think.

@ensotao1

Ай бұрын

His parents never taught him to cleanup after himself.

@lordmonday1

Ай бұрын

He was jammin, can't a symbiote jam to tunes while making a nice meal for his husband? What is this world coming to, I ask you.

Venom's still being a better girlfriend than MJ to Peter Parker.

@catsair4466

2 ай бұрын

Facts!!!

@RENEGADO_FANTASMA

2 ай бұрын

MJ belongs to the streets!

@jeskvell3254

2 ай бұрын

tru

@batmandarkestknight3136

2 ай бұрын

Fr

@deepakstephenkalapurackala8051

Ай бұрын

Which MJ are we talking about here?

"actually he put himself there when he decided to be a complete lunatic" True words

Venom makes a pretty good point: "No, he decided to be there, by being a complete lunatic".

"Are you pen pals with ant?" As the note is written in a total fucking maze. Love that detail.

For someone whose biggest weakness is extreme heat, you'd think he'd be more careful with the stove...

@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.

Ай бұрын

depends what you define as ''extreme'' heat

@Insightfill

Ай бұрын

And loud noises, but turns on the radio and likes old music.

@dommeegal3760

Ай бұрын

I am also weak against extreme Heat and Sound but i Like to cook and listen to music too... Nothing unusual 😅😂

@69metersbelow25

21 күн бұрын

​@@Insightfill Tbf the music wasn't too loud

@Insightfill

21 күн бұрын

@@69metersbelow25 LOL. Yeah, most of the Venom "loud noise scenes" would have driven me mad, too! Music in the kitchen?! Sure. He did seem to enjoy that concert once too.

Actually, Venom sounds the sanest and most logical of them all...

Never let Venom cook 😂

@vaclavnovacek1035

2 ай бұрын

A bit more control and he could actually be really good at it :D Unlimited hands, unlimited reach... :D

"we cant be sure whose guilty and who isn't buddy." "THEY ARE IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!" 10/10 delivery on that line

@aguilayserpiente

2 ай бұрын

3:25, "false confessions. Some people take plea deals" to end indefinite incarceration. Between 2 and 20% of prisoners are innocent. Nat. Reg. of Exonerations (A PROJECT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IRVINE NEWKIRK CENTER FOR SCIENCE & SOCIETY, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN LAW SCHOOL & MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF Law 2023.)

@colatf2

Ай бұрын

@@aguilayserpienteyea it’s quite sad. Overworked, underskilled public defenders, crooked cops, and overzealous prosecutors put a lot of innocents behind bars. Besides, killing random criminals is still inhumane at the very least.

@aguilayserpiente

Ай бұрын

@@colatf2 Your thoughtful comment summarizes the criminal (in)justice system in a nutshell.

@Frankenstein0777

Ай бұрын

Watch or read the book by Bryan Stevenson called Just Mercy

"Are you penpals with an ant?"

So, the prison staff saw and read this completely deranged postcard and thought "Yeah, nothing hostile and weirdly insidious about that" and sent it 😅

@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287

11 күн бұрын

To be fair, they are probably used to it with the worst of the death row inmates.

I love Eddie's face in this, he's living in permanent trauma

People may disagree but I enjoyed this movie.

@emeral311

Ай бұрын

I enjoyed it as well

@Vicky-Devi.

Ай бұрын

I Loved It😌

@Stanley-kg5uj

11 күн бұрын

Me too❤

@paopao.

2 күн бұрын

literally no one in the world can disagree with someone's opinion.

@3:12 that "Catsup?! [bottle explodes]" always gets me rollin 😂😂

@smol1211

Ай бұрын

Same 😂

Complaining about venom not being supportive as he trying his best to make Eddie a big tasty breakfast.

If my shadow/void self had powers like venom cooking me breakfast we'd get past our issues just fine.

@kevinarevalo4747

Ай бұрын

Id be having the time of my life if I had Symbiotic relationship with Venom.

It's too bad that Marvel comics was divvied up between several studios. I'd honestly have rather seen a Venom/Deadpool crossover than a Deadpool/Wolverine movie.

@-MaryPoppins-

Ай бұрын

Omfg venom and Deadpool are hands down my favorite, could you imagine how amazingly hilarious that’d be 😩

@kirara2516

8 күн бұрын

We;re getting Ryan Renolds and Hugh Jackman! I will never not be excited about that! But I do agree that a Venom Deadpool movie would be amazing too. Maybe someday?

Venom is a good house wife to Eddie

i lovve how he explains his backstory with the visuals and the drawings, its perfect

😂 I can’t help but see Carnage writing like he’s Mickey Knox from “Natural Born Killers.”

Venom in this movie gives me PS1 Spider-man Venom vibes. And I'm all for it.

He is the best roommate

I also want a symbiote in my life

@tagir9123

Ай бұрын

Yeah, I wouldn't even mind him feeding off my kidneys in exchange for being Doc Ock on crack

@leolander9199

14 сағат бұрын

Same but I might regret it

Idk, this movie is kind of a guilty pleasure. I know it's a bad movie, but I actually enjoy it.

@vanessac1721

29 күн бұрын

Good bad is fine. Bad bad is not. 😂

I can't stop watching this and cannot stop laughing at venom making Eddie breakfast. Venom: "Don't need that, my memory is outstanding.." Eddie: *places recorder down* Venom: "Rude"

I’ll tell venom to clean that up when he’s done making breakfast

The exploding ketchup kills me every time XD

Tom Hardy. The most diverse actor EVER. See Lawless. See Legend. Havoc. Capone. The Revenant, etc, etc. Woody Harrison a close second.

Venom is unintentionally more hilarious than all the other super whatever they are😂

The prison is the all you can eat buffet 😂

I love you venom and Eddie

@Stanley-kg5uj

11 күн бұрын

I also❤

Even though I love the insomniac version of venom I still love this version of venom.

Man venom almost sounds like Serious Sam with a rougher voice

Eddy is possessed with demons

@abigailgarcia3090

Ай бұрын

Venom is a parasite, Sir, not a demon.

@schattentaenzerin

Ай бұрын

​@abigailgarcia3090 Parasite? APOLOGIZE! Show the Klyntar some respect. 😉

You know this never went through my head until now how does Venom see what he's doing when Eddie isn't even looking in the same direction cuz if you think about it he's cooking five things at once and assuming him and Eddie share eyes Venom wouldn't be able to see anything that he's doing no wonder he's so messy

Woody gets THE best parts.

Venom cooking 😂😂😂😂 that’s so amazing ❤ I love it 🥰

Who is excited for Venom 3! Coming soon!

For an entity that has quintillion or more of knowledge, he really does not know how to cook lmfao

It's so funny that Venom uses paper towel to clean the stand in the first seconds and then turns the kitchen into a complete war zone

I can't believe everyone is sleeping on the "SCREW YOU!!!" "Excuse me?" "Wow yeah, uh.... I don't have an explanation for that". Comedy gold

It's the thought that counts lmao

Lions do not eat salad! 😂😂😂😂 they sure dont venom.. they sure dont.

He's like, f*ck functioning this morning, I've got venom 😂

Please don’t screw up the third movie this scene gives me ptsd already

@sxftiebee2677

Ай бұрын

wdym

@user-qq2xl7re6e

10 күн бұрын

????? 😳

Venom 😂yeah love his way to do the things

Venom, BEHAVE! And be reasonable!

KZread comments never fail to copy eachother 😂🤣

I’m all Venom’s life, he never took over someone who could cook.

damn I just noticed that he didnt want a feast he got lame food lol

Well all dream.of that one homie who truly has your back

3:06 breakfast is served 3:12 ketchup lol 😂

bro is he on death row

Try orange juice with corn flakes yum yum yum

He gentle puts on the radio, but all the rest is a fail xD

😂Que buen servicio mañana vuelves🤣🤣🤣😉🎲🎱🔥😁😘.

Great scene

Yes, can’t enjoy these comic book movies anyway, but even though I haven’t read any comic books except for maybe one spawn comic, i do know that venom can’t stand fire and noise but he enjoys cooking on huge flames to loud radio music

this is so cute

When your extraterestrial roommate makes breakfast

Is "Tom Hardy" okay because I miss him!

I sw a tape of someone who had gene spliced a lich with a jellyfish . It was much bigger :-/ anyway I found the pictures of Peces Diablo in Delicias Mexico Natural History Museum. The one in the Mexico City has a giant Pterodactyl. As big as a giraffe. Or bigger

@AmiUnhinged

2 ай бұрын

Nah, it was a spider: worse!? Anyway those cages they used in Jurassic Parkmare generally for Elephants and big tigers. You know the casual tiger in the zoo, you think :that cat's pretty big, but wild tigers are much bigger maybe even 13 feet in Siberia

@AmiUnhinged

2 ай бұрын

Oh about Billie Eilish's Tarantulas basically she might not even know they're there. Weird glitch in the graphics department showed aramid silk sometimes manifests spiders on TV. Like lots of natural silk it needs disinfecting before sale. Everyone clearly thought she was hardcore

@AmiUnhinged

2 ай бұрын

I was writing a treatment for a movie called Pine Grove Stars based on a bad dream I had about a charity bus for special needs kids that had a rainbow on, and all the paint had nearly rained off. It was about satanists, because the van was white underneath and all the kids on the bus were white. I thought maybe they were kidnapped from the charity in a faux van , then brainwashed on drugs. I always wondered you know they say about Conservative private school idiots, I always thought you know, their school must be pretty rubbish huh? Since after they're most likely to be convicted of slavery. Unless they were drugged and held hostage at a paedophile's house and they only *believe* they went to expensive school. Anyway jn my dream the kids had to carve a golden star out of pine woods and dedicate it to a shrine. Then they were all killed :-/

Good question, how is venom not going ape slip with music that loud. Unless it’s not loud enough?

@Chicken_sandwich52

5 күн бұрын

It has to be 6k-8k hz

Id be able to have amediater to talk to god again

They should have hired venom as an executioner.

WAIT WHAT?! guys look at the scene on 4:05 ... isn't that Johnny Depp as one of the prion guards???!!!

@NotYoBuss

18 күн бұрын

Oh wait, never mind 😅😂😂😂

Super cool.❤

Amazing 🥰❤️

I'm sorry guys but it did look a little like venoms fault. He was told not to touch the inmate. 😂

this movie wouldve been peak if it was r rated

You seen the dream electity and water.

🕸️🕷️🕸️

good luck with the ckean-up

What is this venom? Isn't it just called testosterone?

@EdWatch-yx7hy

Ай бұрын

It's called demons 😂😂😂.

brendonself bilself peggself upset

Does madam Web make a cameo?

Ketchup?

The woman that said "excuse me?" Should have thought it first. What if you have Tourette's? She would have looked an idiot

honestly, Venom is cute i want one so bad. i wont try to be heroic or do evil, just wanna be cute together.

Aint no one gonna talk about 6:35 ?

Its not a good soul situation is good soul

Save the day

3:25, "false confessions. Some people take plea deals" to end indefinite incarceration. Between 2 and 20% of prisoners are innocent. Nat. Reg. of Exonerations (A PROJECT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IRVINE NEWKIRK CENTER FOR SCIENCE & SOCIETY, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN LAW SCHOOL & MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF Law 2023.)

Bad guy

Dayum.. who wrote this garbo?

Is that how he became carnage by biting eddie

@Chicken_sandwich52

5 күн бұрын

Yes

Cat sup😂

I love food and drugs n music

Anxiety inducing 😅

Yummy😂

Not a fan of this take. I grew up with Venom as something that was scary as a kid, yet awesome and powerful. This makes him into a comic relief joke.

0:16,3:04🤤🤤😋😋

@m4a1_delta66

2 ай бұрын

I want pancakes 🥞 now

That was corny. Good thing writers today can actually write a script. Not

@Youyouyou1010

2 ай бұрын

NARRRT!!

@user-iy5rj6gm9v

Ай бұрын

Kelinci paskah

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." -John 14:6

You can't just tell people that you got the shit kicked out of you after you had already murdered two family members. Sorry but if my son killed my wife and my mother I would .. well he wouldnt be with the living.

Idk how folks think this is a good tone for Venom, its very weak

@uxgfreestyles6830

2 ай бұрын

That's a tom hardy movie

@jackemarleeyoung

2 ай бұрын

@@uxgfreestyles6830Nahh most of his films are actually way better than this.

Toi non plus

Man they made venom soo gay and weak in this

@anarchistangler

2 ай бұрын

Well said.

@paveesfox375

2 ай бұрын

​@@Youyouyou1010piss off

@Ze_N00B

2 ай бұрын

I think that's called "developement"? A character who was a savage monster turning into someone who can restrain themselves but still has the same personality.

@HalfBoiIed

2 ай бұрын

@@Ze_N00Bdevelopment or regression? This Venom is not exactly what people look for in the Symbiote.

@daniellefreeman6291

Ай бұрын

I actually think it’s more of Venom beginning to take enjoyment in the smaller things in life. I sort of like it actually

The cgi is pathetic and childish

I do not believe a word of his acting, he always looks like he is in costume and reciting lines. A hack. There is a reason he has never won one acting award

@adamb89

2 ай бұрын

Ahh yes, I too hate when actors look like they're in costume reciting lines. I also hate it when fish swim and the next guy that tries to offer me wet water is getting kicked right in the blue seven.

@FormerGovernmentHuman

2 ай бұрын

?? Tom Hardy is one of the greatest actors of our generation, a chameleon that morphs into his role. The script may be shit but Hardy is amazing and Woody can be pretty great too.