The Captain's Yacht was destroyed in a deleted scene. Data beams out as it explodes.

@NickCutroneo

3 жыл бұрын

^ This

@julius-stark

3 жыл бұрын

I should have figured someone mentioned this. It was a pretty funny deleted scene.

@Kiwibirdman1701

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qaaJr8ebmqibmbw.html

@mb2000

3 жыл бұрын

Typical, Picard doesn’t use the captain’s yacht for nearly 10 years, then the first time he does, it gets blown up. But then he did the same with that runabout he had that one time...

@SumDumGy

3 жыл бұрын

@mb2000, This reminds me of the only two times where Troi takes the helm of the Enterprise(s)...

"Your time isn't goin' to waste itself. So let's get going!" Couldn't have said it better.

@BobbyJohnsonWitt

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The self deprecating never gets old. “...Yeah I hate using my time wisely too” [B4 holding a spoon] 😂 🤣

@leeseth.07

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

Thank you for sticking with Junkball all these years. Trek fans everywhere greatly appreciate your efforts.

@TrumpCardMAGA

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely, greatly appreciate everything Junkball has done. I never turn on the notifications for youtube videos usually, his is one of the ones that I definitely have it turned on for.

@akaJughead

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for giving us this video, on today of all days. I needed this.

@TheExactlyatmidnight

3 жыл бұрын

Love junk ball its my favorite of all the trek youtubers

@fkerpants

3 жыл бұрын

@@akaJughead You're not alone. Just keep in mind, things will be better. Hang in there. :)

@JustShoveJayOhBe

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he gave up on the film retrospectives after generations which is such a black stain on the channel

I see. I click. I joy.

The legend returns

give this man his plaque!

@KKunderscore

3 жыл бұрын

I'll hide his toothbrush

I love this channel.

@JohnnyWednesday

3 жыл бұрын

And this channel loves you and your above average puns!

@Eth3realwarrior

3 жыл бұрын

GAME SACK!!! we love your channel! Always look forward to the videos, great seeing you here.

@Redrally

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Joe!

@thecianinator

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that makes sense

@mws3779

2 жыл бұрын

Joe, your such a nerd well since I am watching it too, what does that say about me 😋

“The line must be drawn HERE!”

@dannyr2976

3 жыл бұрын

Junkball proceeds to bring out a pencil and ruler!

@aeonjoey3d

3 жыл бұрын

'HEEYA'

@Menaceblue3

3 жыл бұрын

How far? *"THIS FAR, NO FURTHER!"*

@Takeshi357

3 жыл бұрын

@@aeonjoey3d HEEAH

@boheyo

3 жыл бұрын

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The A and the E were the most beautiful ships ever designed for Star Trek. Also...dude, the snark and the jump cuts in this video are BRILLIANT. 👍😀🖖

Enterprise E technically does (partially) appear in a TV show. There’s one episode of Voyager were Barkley contacts Troi... shes on the “E”, so her backdrop is a wall of the Enterprise.

These were 17 of the best minutes I spent recently.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I haven't done one this long in years, so I'm glad people are sticking with it. While making it, I kinda felt like it was trivia overload.

@shadowvessel

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia Overload from you? Pfft...never 😍

@howardrash2446

2 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia Blasphemy!!! There is no such thing as Star trek trivia overload.

I’d like to see a video on the Enterprise-E toy. That looks weird and different.

@ZeroB4NG

3 жыл бұрын

I saw it in a toy shop when i was a kid... i was soooo mad that they got it so wrong, smelled like "it's just a toy for kids, who cares?" mentality to me. I had no idea they were working off of early Concept Art ...putting that into production, why would you do that? lol. They did that with the Generations Uniforms on the action figures AND the DS9 Runabout that had very wrong front windows as well...

@landonsrt9587

3 жыл бұрын

I had that toy. I never understood why the Buzzard Collectors looked so different from the movie. Now i know, 23 years later.

3 жыл бұрын

@@landonsrt9587 Better late than never!

@dannyr2976

3 жыл бұрын

A friend had one. The nacelle collectors looked like red painted fingernails!

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

I think the FC toy is more interesting because it's so different than what we got in the movie. The toy mold was mostly corrected for Insurrection, though it was still kinda funky.

"Yeah, I hate using my time wisely too." This is my favorite KZread channel. Your style gets me.

@KKunderscore

3 жыл бұрын

Loved this line too

"not a rock but still sucks" i luled so freaking hard at that well done sir, well done

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, when I first saw it. What are those things even for?

@CharlesP2009

3 жыл бұрын

Not a rock, but a hard place.

@pills-

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia Obviously to prevent some poor crewman from being thrown from their post :D

@mancamiatipoola

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia In the industry those are called background doo-dads. Screens, monitors, blinking lights, buttons, panels, huge refrigerators that crush red shirts... Doodads.

FUN FACT: The title "Resurrection" was going to be the name of the post-WW3 shanty town in Montana, and also alluding to the idea that Earth was picking itself up after a global conflict. It got changed because of a certain woeful Alien movie. (It's ok, I know some people like it, I'm not having a go)

@matthewbowen5841

3 жыл бұрын

They misspelled "Resurrection" on that schematic.

@achtsekundenfurz7876

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that before the arrow pointed to it (I paused to look at the size of C, D, and E) and before I noticed that it was a different word (Re- vs. In-surrection). Tbf, that's a not exactly uncommon misspelling. (Still better than the ST:TNG Technical Manual. I HAD that book. I enjoyed it for 5 minutes, until I found the amount of bull______ it contained. One edition wrote that there were two self-destruct mechanisms: the primary (via antimatter annihilation) and a secondary one via fusion bombs (to be used if the ship was out of antimatter or to destroy the saucer when it was away from the warp section). About the explosive yield, they said something (quoting from memory here) that the combined yield of the fusion bombs was about half that of the antimatter and gave 1000 and 500 photon torpedoes as equivalent. So far, so good. But then they gave as SI units 10^18 and 10^9 [sic] joules. Whoever wrote that last bit obviously never graduated, not even from a fish school. I really wonder why anybody on a channel like this would even _consider_ using that "manual" as a source.

My life returns to normal whenever a new Junkball video is released.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. Actually finishing these and putting them out there sets me at ease too.

@laserspaceninja

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@KKunderscore

3 жыл бұрын

Sets me on edge. I edge of my seat.

@BobbyJohnsonWitt

3 жыл бұрын

Cons-tel-lation-class lmao

This is exactly what I needed after all this election panic. Thank you for my first smile in a while.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad the video could be a momentary relief from starting at Michigan all day.

@achtsekundenfurz7876

2 жыл бұрын

> election panic. "If your election lasts for more than 4 hours, consider doctoring it." -- old Russian proverb

The concept -E's nacelles that ended up on the toy look like they are heavy inspiration for the Verity class Legendary Odyssey in Star Trek Online.

For so many years I thought I was alone in recognizing the rooftop cargo carrier escape pod doors.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

You should never feel alone ever again. You may not see us, but there are many and we stand together.

@pills-

3 жыл бұрын

They (well, maybe not these specifically) make a return in The Expanse S2 as the children's stasis pods iirc :D

@milkhorse

3 жыл бұрын

@@pills- Haha yep, also they apparently burn completely without a trace.

This humor is so blunt and silly it’s legendary. I love this channel.

USS Titan looks like the compact version of the Enterprise E, it has the similar function like Nebula and Reliant class had. Nice to see you do videos again!😃

Considering that the Enterprise -E was up and running so soon after the D's destruction, it meant that particular Sovereign ship was already under construction, or at least designated for shipyard space. That means that some other Captain and crew were bumped down the list of available ships. Still some of that crew would have been transferred as replacements for casualties from the D's crash. And then after First Contact, a lot more of the originally promised crew that was gazumped for the Enterprise - E's mob would have been reassigned in order to make up for those assimilated by the Borg. At that point the remaining Sovereign crew that are designated understudies/substitutes for the E would be requesting transfer to a Oberth for safety reasons. Imagine the complaints: "They lost a _Galaxy class_ to a single obsolete Bird of Prey and they get the ship I was promised? You can't trust them with that record." [After First Contact] "See! Where's the main deflector dish? The hulls covered in micro fractures and look at what's been done to engineering? [[After Insurrection] They need a new warp core - what a shock. [After Nemesis] Don't tell me what they've done… my old Excelsior is fine after the refit anyway, you do know it was already mothballed when they got given _my ship_ Still, it's lucky for Starfleet that their flagship went down just as they were bringing in a new super duper capital ship that would have outclassed it - it would be embarrassing having the pride of their fleet be an obsolete ship. … … The destruction of the D was an inside job!!?!

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

It seems to be the same procedure as seen in the TOS movies, where a new ship is ready to go when the old one blows up.

@miles2378

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb they renamed another Constitutiin class refit A I think it was referenced as Yorktown.

No Enterprise is complete without ROCKS!!

@MrT------5743

3 жыл бұрын

I think the rocks are what feeds power to the gravity plating.

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

i mean for a while i had congratulated STE but they ended up having rocks

@KKunderscore

3 жыл бұрын

Well actually, that's what happens to the antimatter when it returns to matter during an attack.

@James-rn7dx

3 жыл бұрын

I always assumed they are supposed to be chunks of walls that got blown apart.

@StrokeMahEgo

3 жыл бұрын

@@James-rn7dx no that makes too much sense. Clearly the rocks are stored in the ceiling for insulation or something ridiculous instead. Lol

"Anti-matters" - was funny. Great video as usual.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Noki.

Sovereign and the Constitution Class refit are my two favorite Starfleet class vessels.

what i love the most on the Enterprise E is that it is build for "war" .. like the Nebula class :) and i realy wish that they spend more money on that creapy fleet scene in "Picard" i was so disapointing on that shot .. man :(

*Communication Console peeps* "Incoming Junkball Transmission, Sir!"

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Put it through to your quarters. No one should be seen watching one of these.

@lykan2

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia But the Bridge has a 75" Screen with 32k resolution!

Damn, there's more rock on the Enterprise than there is on Rock FM! Also, I just love your content, please never stop, ever!

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Putting Picard's Inner Light song over the rocks sequence is one of my favorite things I've put in a video.

@shadowvessel

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia 😂😂😂

Haven't you already made this one? Nevermind... I just love your stuff!

@JC_Chappy

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. He could remake every video he's ever done for a decade and I'd still watch every time.

@100dampf

3 жыл бұрын

Transporter Accident I guess

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

It's comments like yours that make this worth in.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, I weighed whether it'd be worth revisiting an old top, but man.... I can't stand the old video. This new one has like 90% new info.

@shadowvessel

3 жыл бұрын

This is the bad boy Thomas Riker Goatee version 😎

Your writing is brilliant. I particularly appreciate how you take this thing we love seriously-and not at all.

"If you're still watching.." - dude, of course we're still watching! we are of the same mind - do an hour on the paint colour!

@JohnnyZenith

3 жыл бұрын

This.

@steve2275

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyZenith is true

The sovereign class is definitely a beauty. For me it's a tie with the constitution refit.

Ah, my favourite. I remember first seeing a tiny version of the ship on a First Contact teaser poster. Couldn’t wait to see it properly.

This channel is criminally undersubscribed and underappreciated. The production value alone shames other trek centric channels with 10 times the audience.

This is exactly what we need now. Thank you.

I miss studio models so much. I've loved your videos for years, and I love everything I learn about the work put into building these ships. In quarantine I took up model building, and it requires a lot of research into studio models, and I lament both the loss of them and matte paintings as gorgeous art from a bygone era.

I love the Sovereign-Class Model. It just looks so fluid and fitting and organic in a way.

I love that Star Trek content creators usually will have a quark they pick out to make fun of the show and I’m glad this one is the rocks.

Come back Junkball, come baaaaaack

Thanks, Junkball. I needed this SO MUCH today.

This narrator is something else. Good intonation and pronunciations. More please..

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Thanks, buddy. I get tongue tied a lot, so I'm glad it'd not showing through as much.

I think that the "hatchback" compact class for Sovereign is Luna class. Anyway, I absolutely love this ship. It's probably because due to my age, First Contact was the first movie I saw. Mad respect to all those came before, especially the A, but E is just something else.

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

well the nacelles are diferent

Yay new Junkball vid!

Yes, please do the video on the concept Enterprise E toy.

This was pleasant to see in my notifications, welcome back Junk!

I love your work. A new video from you is always something to savour.

Yeeeees. It's finally here! Glad to see you're alive again :)

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. It sucks having a half finished video sitting on my computer, and it's awesome to finally wrap it up and put it out there.

Great video man!

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I appreciate it.

@javatrekminecraft9042

2 жыл бұрын

Two legends meet... well done both o you!

Your editing and humor are both great. Love this channel.

dude , we cant have enough of these ! thank you so much

The rocks have made a return do star trek in season 2 finale from discovery

Dude, you deserve 1 million subscribers.

I legit giggled when I got a notification about a new Junkball video. Great to see you back at it!

It always makes my day when I see you’ve posted a new video. Keep up the great work man!

Heeeee’s baaaaack!!

ladies and gentlemen, hes back

@bcn1gh7h4wk

3 жыл бұрын

_cue the mariachi_

Jesus we all needed this today. Cheers, you legend.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Looking through the comments has really helped me slog through today as well, so it works both ways.

I’ve been craving more junkball lately. Thankyou junkball media.

This was awesome! Definitely needed the distraction and as always learned a ton of interesting things. Also yes, would love a video on that toy made from the concept art. 🖖🏽💙

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, buddy. Noted.

Playing star trek online. Enterprise E is my goal, i just need to GRIND a little more

I've been binging all your videos this past week - watched half of this yesterday without realising it was brand new. I'm losing my mind. Thank you for this wonderful movie-film, my friend.

I wish this guy made more vids. He’s the only Trek guy that doesn’t take himself too seriously. Certifiably in game is good too. But Junkball is my jams.

I gotta say, your videos are hilarious! Love ‘em! They actually somehow make me feel less nerdy when I watch them. I just tell my wife I’m watching them for the lulz rather than the nerdy information. Keep up the good work!

We miss you.

@patryknowosielski329

3 жыл бұрын

4 months

Do a video on the concept toy, please!

I live for this content! Thanks for your amazing-as-always video essays!

I must say, this video is not only very informative but also pretty funny! :) You have a great sense of humor and the timing and editing just feels right. I had to laugh "here"! So keep up the good work! Greetings from Germany

The line must be drawn HYAH!

@operator8014

3 жыл бұрын

No fahthuh.

The looking-like-a-turkey problem comes back in the kelvin Enterprise, but the kelvin refit solves the problem (only to come back with the kelvin-a sadly)

You seriously make the best Star Trek content out there

Your humor and comedic timing is masterful.

4:27 and this design became the odyssey...

Trailer: Here Movie: HYAH!

@shadowvessel

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Your humor is 100% on-point, Mr. Junkball.

Thanks for uploading! Your jokes are always the best and so glad they continue for 2020

That phrase "The line must be drawn here" was clearly said by the engineer that changed that hangar to be alined with the rest of the ship. Bad joke i know, i am going out now OwO

I was just thinking about you and im so glad you popped up in my feed again! Thanks for all the awesome content!

Best Star Trek videos on KZread! Thankyou!

Great writing and editing as always! Love it!

This video is entertaining and comforting. It's like an ASMR video for nerds. Please never stop making them!!!

Dude. I love your videos so so much. So funny - but also incredibly informative. Keep up the great work mate!

Funny point about Sirtis. I'll always remember her at a panel blaming the fans for the movie franchise failing, saying that if we'd gone to see Nemesis, they could have kept making movies. Well, fast forward and I'm gratified to see her character having such a small and unimportant (except that time she screws Starfleet) role in Picard.

Very nicely put together my friend, enjoyed watching it thanks for posting.

I needed a Junkball upload right about now....thanks!

You are just so enjoyable. I really love your videos. Haven’t seen one in a while going to have to dive back in!!!

You’re content is always top notch.

literally my favorite trek channel.

Thank you so much for covering this from a production perspective instead of an in-universe one. So many facts and figures in the shows and movies contradict each other that any attempt at 'canon' quickly becomes a mess.

Just found this channel and absolutely love it! I love the mix of lore and behind-the-scenes info. You're cool as hell, dude

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome. Glad you like the videos.

I LOVE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU! I needed this today! Please make more videos!

Great to see another Junkball video ROCKKKKKSSSSSS

Its been too long since you put out a video, its good to see you back

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good feeling to finally put out a video. Thanks for sticking around.

Love Junkball's content of Trek ships!

Great stuff mate. Always enjoy ya vids. Keep going!

Love your videos... always worth the wait.

@JunkBallMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. It feels crappy taking so long between videos. I'm glad you like them.

@grantwatson27yearsago14

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkBallMedia no need to feel crappy. Better to wait and have great funny content.

A+ as always... you deserve that 100k plaque

Great video, man. I learned a ton and laughed a bunch.

I love this channel. And you. Thank You.

That was epic. Never stop making these videos. 😁