"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"

@Firefocus-fz2we

27 күн бұрын

"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃

@bruhed1117

27 күн бұрын

“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”

@90skidcultist

25 күн бұрын

Filthy Dwarves🤢 🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏼‍♀️💅🏼

"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?" "Elves live in trees"

@Fernthe_plant

27 күн бұрын

Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened

@transorm987

27 күн бұрын

​@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already

@michaelleone6711

26 күн бұрын

​@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks

@TsunamiWombat

26 күн бұрын

Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.

@michaelleone6711

26 күн бұрын

@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe

Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.

@nikeaddict55

27 күн бұрын

A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen

@MyGreengecko

27 күн бұрын

Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.

@MahmudHasan-me9qe

24 күн бұрын

I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker

"I will make you into a snowman" *Malekith starts trembling in fear*

@paleface171

25 күн бұрын

For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).

@maxdax530

21 күн бұрын

Do you want to build a snowman?

@michasokoowski6651

21 күн бұрын

@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*

@user-jd1vs9tc6z

6 күн бұрын

​@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)

Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.

@felixspeer2699

23 күн бұрын

Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that. Being a dwarf is not a physical state. It is a state of mind.

@rudelwolf1591

23 күн бұрын

" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!" "by grumni, what a cruel fate..."

@RyugaruSenbi

6 күн бұрын

Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.

@MyGreengecko

6 күн бұрын

@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.

@RyugaruSenbi

6 күн бұрын

@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.

Certified Phil Granitehand moments: 6:38 9:02 11:25 Honorary mentions: 16:19 17:40 RIP Phil

@Dimli_Gloinssohn

15 күн бұрын

o7

F for Phil... his intro got me every time.

@borvo1256

27 күн бұрын

F for Phil😞

@Bergpoweryt

26 күн бұрын

Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity

@user-ph4ix4gg9y

26 күн бұрын

F for Phil

@datkhornedog899

26 күн бұрын

Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.

@DeinosCZ

24 күн бұрын

F Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !

I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.

Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7

@khylerbane4523

6 күн бұрын

Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice. That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon

Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.

OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND

@marcelocardenas2799

27 күн бұрын

He got a mighty doom

@edenstringer6268

27 күн бұрын

@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet

@secondaryfront

23 күн бұрын

THAT'S. A. **GRUDGE**

@darkwolf5358

21 күн бұрын

Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅

"There's no Gotrek without Felix" I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.

@mathisbardou4717

27 күн бұрын

He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't

@somedood07

27 күн бұрын

Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers

@oooeee5556

27 күн бұрын

@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.

@3f4gs4s

27 күн бұрын

Spoiler but Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books

@soosoo4u

26 күн бұрын

​@@3f4gs4sit's finally been confirmed ?

Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side. Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!

Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.

@datkhornedog899

26 күн бұрын

He's a worthy drengbarazi.

Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath. Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness

4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK

An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!

@mikehawk486

27 күн бұрын

Not just the men, but the women and children too

This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!

@Yorkington

25 күн бұрын

Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies

6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂

We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!

Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.

F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.

Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.

F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️

0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.

Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!

F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.

4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too KZread too date

Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!

"Ph" in the chat for Phil

Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂 F Phil, forever in our hearts

The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback

Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war

0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD

The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?

@barryward2128

13 күн бұрын

Oh ye of little faith

F for Phil Granitehand. That's a grudgin'.

Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.

Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good

Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.

I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!

Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂

Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.

I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.

Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.

Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.

I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.

@Felenx

22 күн бұрын

ROCK AND STONE!

@Voice_of_p

22 күн бұрын

@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE

@louiscarlhalle

13 күн бұрын

ROCK. AND. STONE.

@Voice_of_p

10 күн бұрын

@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!

this campaign sounds like an absolute riot

Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book. Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D

Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.

The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.

5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"

F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.

I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.

The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂

This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.

phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video

Love the work you put in man. ❤

lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣

F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero. Fun watch as alway Zerk.

Getting a beard ad is quite fitting

"There is no Gotrek without Felix." ...

“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!” -Durthu

The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing

this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.

Thank you, Zerkovich, for all your work :)

For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns. By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.

at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing

This was my favorite quick-play so far.

F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.

Loved this!

The death of Phil will remain in THE BOOK until every chaos warrior in the wastes lies dead! Remember Phil, nvr 4get

Fantastic video mate funny , factual and full of slayers 👍👍👍

Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry

The video is damn entertaining, thank you for that

Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang

We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.

This video fills me with joy!

holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german

very entertaining , thx for your content

I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.

@Bassario

26 күн бұрын

Oh no Phill...................

In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!

@Astroman10

27 күн бұрын

He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.

Phil was the true hero in this story and he will be forever missed

F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf

I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart

Max schreiber ans snorri nosebiter heros are what we need now

3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!

@l0rf

26 күн бұрын

There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!

@Astroman10

26 күн бұрын

@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!

@l0rf

26 күн бұрын

@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.

@Astroman10

26 күн бұрын

@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!

@l0rf

26 күн бұрын

@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)

great content. Made me LOL at granitehand.

If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂

4:55 an unexpected giggle also for me, but a welcomed one!

This video made my day and struck many grudges from the books.

"the fun never starts" is a damn fine line

When you talked about the landmark building, i heard the happiness in your voice lol,

F for Phil, a more successful Slayer than Gotrek.

This is the best video on KZread

Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released. Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓 Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔ Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢

keep up the good work Sir

I'm ready for some rat ogre army decimation!

Wait, Malakai is a playable lord now? Oh man, I want to play Total War: Warhammer just for that. THE SPIRIT OF GRUNGNI IS IN THE GAME TOO?!

I get doing Malakai because he's new....but Ungrim would have been a great fit for this concept.