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@JakeTheGreatTV

3 жыл бұрын

hey @boi😇

@sp1nx939

3 жыл бұрын

hey folk

@JakeTheGreatTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@sp1nx939 good sir

@narenshanmugam5955

3 жыл бұрын

that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations

@JakeTheGreatTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️

For anyone who doesn't live in the UK, our Parliament is basically a pub, without the alcohol but still the drunk behaviour

@isaacwilson4174

3 жыл бұрын

Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain

@ruhenabegum7499

3 жыл бұрын

Omggg that's what I was thinking I'm British too so don't come for meh.

@magnusbruce4051

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.

@xxoxygenxx0733

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@xangarabana

3 жыл бұрын

Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten

US politics: Amendment 14, Section 1... UK politics: *ｄｏｄｇｙ ｄａｖｅ* John Bercow: _"O"rder_

@rajavlitra

3 жыл бұрын

"Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh

@kalsarikannit9587

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao true!

@jacksonconstantine5740

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.

@halloweenjean

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv

@bunny.thebest9103

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho

U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done. U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.

@SomeoneProbably.

4 ай бұрын

aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up

@lewistran5973

3 ай бұрын

​@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up

@USA_UNITED1776

Ай бұрын

Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially

@anjelkanja8032

12 күн бұрын

Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something

@USA_UNITED1776

11 күн бұрын

@@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life

USA: Pretends to get stuff done UK: Doesn't get anything done and embraces it

@superaction-jd6yp

7 ай бұрын

reply

@adamnave1078

7 ай бұрын

Tru

@Lislio

6 ай бұрын

Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in

@shoobzy3431

6 ай бұрын

Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao

@houseplant1016

6 ай бұрын

​@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱

UK Politicians in Parliament is like US Politicians on Twitter

@BabbyCat3008

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@silentoccasion4359

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment

@thomaswhite2198

3 жыл бұрын

At least UK politicians have the balls to do it their faces

@sophieminter0

3 жыл бұрын

*Trump on twitter.

@notjhoan

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieljr5410 haha orange man bad amirite?

The USA: "... The president said, and I quote: ..." The UK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"

@sabnox9869

3 жыл бұрын

The parliament are just a bunch of apes.

@Karuan

3 жыл бұрын

best comment

@lukehale5381

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious

@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.

@zenryucds747

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that

The UK parliament is like a class with a substitute teacher.

@Kay-wl9vr

3 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA

@nekoaumeliedadorps2091

3 ай бұрын

As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)

@stephenbanyar1874

2 ай бұрын

We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?

@Xenterik

Ай бұрын

Real

@Nina94771

Ай бұрын

Most underrated comment

This is reason they don't have guns, they'd bring back dueling immediately.

@aaronking2369

6 ай бұрын

If the uk had guns its would probably be more dangerous than the usa because we drink twice as much😂😂

@Heligoland360

2 ай бұрын

Unironically the reason stated for the size of the gap between opposition benches is so that swords could not meet.

@jameliakingstom1190

Ай бұрын

@@aaronking2369onggg they don’t know 😂

@culexus7249

Ай бұрын

@@Heligoland360 sounds about right

@rachelclark6393

Ай бұрын

I'm down for it. Bring back dueling in the senate and parliment! Would be way more entertaining and would probably introduce a natural retirement age😂

US: the front of the class. UK: the back of the class.

@bluehernandez3594

2 жыл бұрын

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mercenarygundam1487

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.

@ifabianxd1338

2 жыл бұрын

I like that metaphor😆

@brucezhou5806

2 жыл бұрын

animated, accurate description

@OK-ws7ti

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians

“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson…calm yourself man.” the parliamentarian said calmly.

@Nathh99

3 жыл бұрын

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!

@justthoughts5557

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂

@Rjrdre

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@justthoughts5557

3 жыл бұрын

@Vedant K no it’s gold and blue

@microsofthoodie

3 жыл бұрын

@@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue

US - Political ASMR. UK - "MR ROBERTSON, CALM YOURSELF MAN!!"

@Piqueblinders11

Ай бұрын

‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’

At least UK parliaments aren’t all asleep

@hellcat1005

3 ай бұрын

Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne

@SingingWithMyself-Frozen

3 ай бұрын

You haven't seen the House of Lords

@user-vz2nl5en1s

2 ай бұрын

They have been known to watch porn on occasion though

@yesyouareright9800

Ай бұрын

1:19

@revolver265

Ай бұрын

@@user-vz2nl5en1s nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think. I'm not looking up a news article to check.

Filibusters couldn't happen in the UK, because within the first minute you'd have the entire congregation shouting "GET ON WITH IT!" Edit: Why is this my most liked comment it's not even that good lol

@madeleinewalker838

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@MegaOgrady

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe we found the solution to US politics

@lupo1501

3 жыл бұрын

Now all I’m imagining is Monty pythons holy grail

@adjoint_functor

3 жыл бұрын

@@lupo1501 Yup, that's about the voice I wrote this in

@LoRdInTeRwEbS

3 жыл бұрын

You clearly no absolutely nothing about our government then.

UK PARLIAMENT IS A WHOLE REALITY SHOW I'M CRYING

@elizabethmartin3831

3 жыл бұрын

So which season we on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TrianglePants

3 жыл бұрын

All of politics is.

@efrainsantiago2811

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it. They should have evicted Mr. Robertson sooner.

@Dragoneer

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...

@sarroumarbeu6810

3 жыл бұрын

XDDD

"O R D E R" Dumbledore said calmy.

@BeauLufc25

Ай бұрын

Cringe

I am American. I see this in two ways. #1 The UK has all of the representatives get a pint in them before work, and we should follow their example. #2 Parliament is a pub where the representatives get together and disagree and they get rowdy. While in America it feels like a college class that only a few people showed up to.

@dillydraws

7 ай бұрын

They do have bars in parliament.

@noname-wo9yy

7 ай бұрын

​@dillydraws duty free pubs as well

@mareksicinski3726

6 ай бұрын

to be fair the comparison is unfari, the rowdy stuff is like all PMQs, while the US stuff is the less atteneded sittings

@Noone-th7sn

5 ай бұрын

​@@mareksicinski3726does the US parliament ever get that chaotic?

@k.i.a6433

3 ай бұрын

we got guns over here though.

UK Parliament exists in a perpetual state of “u wot m8?!”.

@crystal4911

3 жыл бұрын

U BLOODY WAT M8????!!!!

@Pyxlean

3 жыл бұрын

The British Parliament is just MLG screams

@theworldofpanda6559

3 жыл бұрын

Sick burns, u wot m8's and some dude in the corner egging on the riot

@user-tx5sw4hq1h

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the rest of the uk 🇬🇧

@splergemellon1405

3 жыл бұрын

@BIG UPz \*snorts into juice*

I love how the judge moderator guy is like a game show host

@albasmith5824

3 жыл бұрын

He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂

@LEWIS1992

3 жыл бұрын

FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.

@sandy120

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.

@evanlee4289

3 жыл бұрын

Orrdaaaa

@crazygamingeater1448

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean

British politics is like a sitcom and i love it

@PikaJess123

3 ай бұрын

Definitely watch "the thick of it" then

@joyfulcreations2004

Ай бұрын

Yes minister: I'm appalled no one else has recommended me yet

@kaitlynethylia

Ай бұрын

It's very fun to watch, but it becomes less so when I remember that these are the people running the country I live in

@holliswilliams8426

Ай бұрын

@@kaitlynethylia I left for a different country so I can just watch and enjoy it.

@kaitlynethylia

Ай бұрын

@@holliswilliams8426 I plan to do that someday

As a Brit, I feel so patriotic

"They're so posh, polite and sophisticated in the UK" The UK:

@bjorksgolfbag

3 жыл бұрын

The mps in this video are very posh haha

@domp5014

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@williamwyn8892

3 жыл бұрын

Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!

@Adam-tu1lk

3 жыл бұрын

@@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.

@thepizzatime3502

3 жыл бұрын

Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)

Uk politics is exactly like uk schools when someone disses another kid

@bethiaprosser1189

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong. XD

@quantum2156

3 жыл бұрын

Primary schools to be precise

@potatoesare_jesus2278

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.

@thekekwguy5722

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher

@rodger3352

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

1:20 Home boy asleep in the back is PERFECT

Fun Fact: The central table in Parliament is designed to be just wide enough for MPs to not be able to stab each other across it

American politics have the same energy as silent reading time. Whilst the UK is like gladitorial combat audiance

@theyordle27

3 жыл бұрын

If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes

@keegs1163

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D

@tobyconner5827

3 жыл бұрын

basically yeah

@getoveryourself2212

3 жыл бұрын

@@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that

@nateb3679

3 жыл бұрын

@@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you

UK politics is like a drunkard gentlemen in a pub watching football

@TheArsenalgunner28

3 жыл бұрын

I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh

@hugabugfoofoo6812

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions

@mysticmajin3769

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this

@crocfighter.1322

3 жыл бұрын

I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.

@starshooter7128

3 жыл бұрын

ayup

It's fun to watch the house of commons argue like little kids when the teacher leaves the classroom 😅

Us politicians: 😒😴 Uk polititans: 🤣🤯🥳😠

US: *someone bored to death or sleeping in the background* "Sons and daughters, husbands and wives..." UK: "MISTER ROBERTSON! MISTER ROBERTSON! CALM YOURSELF MAN!"

@Darkray800

3 жыл бұрын

Literally sounds like they're having a house party and Mr Robertsons threatening to jump off the roof into the pool

@whocares4102

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkray800 😂

@crosshair6688

3 жыл бұрын

ORDER ORDER

@jahseh8194

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkray800 what a perfect description 💀

UK politics sounds like 2 different football team fans met in the same pub

@goodclover

3 жыл бұрын

Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.

@hadwen9511

3 жыл бұрын

True

@bloodymortifying

3 жыл бұрын

Same shit different butt, ey like

@drey8

3 жыл бұрын

nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.

@James-gq7fx

3 жыл бұрын

But tbh most of the time it isn't like this

0:51 sounds like a laugh track

I love how they both match what the other country thinks the other acts like. Congress is calm and orderly and parliament is chaotic and unorganized.

In the US, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be the villain. In the UK, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be a moron.

@dio.8598

3 жыл бұрын

DICK EAD!

@ehs1452

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.

@greatcesari

3 жыл бұрын

In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY

@John_Greek

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@popkhorne5372

3 жыл бұрын

And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.

uk members of parliament act like they're schoolchildren cause they all went to school together

@viper_fan

3 жыл бұрын

There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.

@di7209

3 жыл бұрын

@@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it

@viper_fan

3 жыл бұрын

@@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.

@jasonwilkes8821

3 жыл бұрын

@@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?

@viper_fan

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwilkes8821 then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long. If you like numbers, I have an equation for you: *26+6=1*

USA : Parent-teacher conference UK : Classroom with a substitute teacher

I like how British politicians can make politics into verbal football. American politicians treat politics like its church.

UK: Roaring High School Cafeteria US: Kindergarten reading of Dr. Seuss

@hilberryjoe399

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@blankblank8984

3 жыл бұрын

You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?

@1stpaperdragon740

3 жыл бұрын

@@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.

@MochaFur1

3 жыл бұрын

1:40

@Anne-xm9sf

3 жыл бұрын

wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US

love how that one woman even has a broken arm. Pure chaos

@igor-yp1xv

3 жыл бұрын

Certainly from the last House brawl

@wormie077

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”

@alpha6games751

3 жыл бұрын

Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”

@maximerruiz4179

3 жыл бұрын

You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!

@jamiengo2343

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know who she is?

The virgin calm and controlled speech vs the Chad discordant banter

To be fair, de Toqueville describes the intended Congress very well in his book "Democracy in America". He describes the House as more rowdy and the Senate as more calm and mature. He even goes on to say that the debates in the Senate could bring honor to the most prestigious assemblies of Europe, or something of that nature (I'd have to go back and look).

@bzipoli

Ай бұрын

this would be the house of lords in the UK not the house of commons by comparison

British News: "The Prime Minister took part in disrespectful behavior..." American News: "10 Reasons why the current president is the AntiChrist! Number 5 will surprise you!"

@the_druid870

3 жыл бұрын

The papers here are worse tho

@howdoyoudo5949

3 жыл бұрын

Burger king foot lettuce?

@memeswereablessingfromthel3942

3 жыл бұрын

@@howdoyoudo5949 Number 15

@zig131

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's a weird inversion how in the UK, the TV news is respectable but the newspapers are are generally disreputable whereas US Newspapers are of generally high quality but they have Fox News...

@huitlang931

3 жыл бұрын

@@zig131 not really, most news is seen as biased no matter the format

UK politics literally sounds like the crowd booing effect

@omega1575

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a sporting event with Gordon Ramsay as the host Edit spelling

@joeshanks971

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because they aren’t allowed to clap so they have to vocalise they’re agreement or disagreement .

USA: *Makes me want to sleep* UK: *ROASTING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING & LAUGHTER*

The old man slept at 1:20 makes this even more funny

@brendansmith7842

Жыл бұрын

I think that was Larry bird

UK politics is handled like a public sporting event, where even the ref can’t help but join in

@xavierpaquin

3 жыл бұрын

He seems to love it lol

@dbclass4075

3 жыл бұрын

In House of Commons, at least. House of Lords is a bit more...boring.

@MohammedAhmed-jy8bk

3 жыл бұрын

At least the UK gets it done.

@deepaparakkal4241

3 жыл бұрын

@Oritra Kar Because the commons must rule

@obamalastname8489

3 жыл бұрын

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UK parliament is like a sophisticated pub brawl

@ziggystardust2435

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@SOBEKCrocodileGod

3 жыл бұрын

“Sophisticated”

@Mlpzeldafan011100

3 жыл бұрын

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.

@Liusila

3 жыл бұрын

More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.

@magic_cfw

3 жыл бұрын

how it should be

“The lion must gets back in its den” 😂

"On May 5th 2010, the President said, and I quote WE'VE GOT A NEW HAND GESTURE FROM THE SHADOW CHANCELLOR"

The UK looks like when the teacher tries to quiet the class down but awfully fails.

@Artemis_23

3 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@3katsime

3 жыл бұрын

Where the teacher fucking joins the class

@applicableapple3991

3 жыл бұрын

ORDER

@moss3496

3 жыл бұрын

It is lmao

@viper0111

3 жыл бұрын

Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone

American congress: *Asleep* British Parliament: *Roasting session* Ugandan Parliament: *WWE*

@demigodgamez

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.

@fadzilicious4411

3 жыл бұрын

You ah gei

@qm230

3 жыл бұрын

@@fadzilicious4411 wheh r u gey?

@munafkkevgir1945

3 жыл бұрын

Turkish Parliament: MMA

@user-dk7mz1py7l

3 жыл бұрын

@@munafkkevgir1945 Been waiting for this

The UK does government like a bunch of high school kids choose a project to work on, and the US does government like debate club at a nursing home

the US: boring footage about important shit the UK: entertaining footage about utterly inconsequential shit

Us: "sons and daughters, husbands and wives.." Uk: "MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN"

@thecasualparry7797

3 жыл бұрын

Also rhymes

@isaachester8475

3 жыл бұрын

That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.

@foxarus6133

3 жыл бұрын

“THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”

@brianlacroix822

3 жыл бұрын

i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am

@l1nh607

3 жыл бұрын

And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly.

@zainkhalid3670

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nationalsocialist5526

3 жыл бұрын

HaRry PoTAa iS DEeD!!!

@Tandwar

3 жыл бұрын

US: The book UK: The film

@derekrequiem4359

3 жыл бұрын

HARREH! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INTHA GOBLARFAR????

@hers6694

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUS😭

imagine youre enjoying a nice roast duck in northern france and you cant hear anything your dinner guest is saying over the commotion at the UK parliament meetings

I like to imagine all of these events are happening at the same time, in parallel to each other

"The President said, I quote... " "𝕎𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔾𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝔼𝕎 ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔾𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆ℝ !!!!"

@dimitrijensk2845

3 жыл бұрын

All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.

@glennhooper8867

3 жыл бұрын

"**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**

@dankenstin8803

3 жыл бұрын

(0:59) “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...” “Can you speak English?” “And then he said...” “FAK YOU!” “And everyone around him said...” “He do speak English”

@danielsmith9476

3 жыл бұрын

@@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER

@dankenstin8803

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielsmith9476 Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry

UK politics sounds like a discord server at 2am.

@njrakri1915

5 ай бұрын

2k likes and no reply??

@andrut04

5 ай бұрын

yes@@njrakri1915

@Mr.Eminem

5 ай бұрын

​@@njrakri1915bot likes

@jimiboi87

5 ай бұрын

Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?

@L333gok

5 ай бұрын

It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.

Legend has it that Dodgy Dave still hasn't given his answer.

Uk politics is just one massive saturday night pub quiz

US congress: “I don’t like ham and eggs” *literally a dude sleeping in the background* UK parliament: “OHDAHHHH!” *zoo noises*

@selpak3138

3 жыл бұрын

That was Dr. Seuss

@ilusao1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@selpak3138 More like Dr. Snooze

@megans7050

3 жыл бұрын

He read the book to his kid bc he wasn’t going to get home in time to read his kid bedtime stories

@drewbutler1326

3 жыл бұрын

softly: I do not like them sam I am even softer: good night little joe.

@kiklrgggyhh5796

3 жыл бұрын

@@megans7050 do you actually believe that?

US poltics: Polite scheming and backstabbing UK politics: Game show of frat boys

@cosmo8771

3 жыл бұрын

in a weird way, UK politics seems more honest

@Alexander-vo4gv

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmo8771 probably because it is lol

USA: A country club meeting UK: An entertaining pub/party

1:13 The transition from party levels of noise to dead silence and a guy LITERALLY SLEEPING is so funny🤣

US: i do not like them Sam I am UK: “TWO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR” *drunk cheering*

@JEDUBBELLE

3 жыл бұрын

Two PINTS >more cheering

@sacrilege8943

3 жыл бұрын

we're all Hufflepuffs

@hirofumi3123

3 жыл бұрын

Slytherin

@hirofumi3123

3 жыл бұрын

Sectumsempra!

@aidy6000

3 жыл бұрын

OMG IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MEDIA PRODUCT THAT I LOVE TO CONSUME

"The House of Commons is like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum "- Robin Williams

@tommytimmy8441

3 жыл бұрын

Rip to the goat

@creakydabomb

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??

@SeventhSolar

3 жыл бұрын

@@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time

@creakydabomb

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.

@BijinMCMXC

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.

Two sides of the funny spectrum: *Crazy yelling and screaming* to *green eggs and ham*

When the teacher is in the class vs When the teacher leaves

that one lady really said: no, I don’t think my arm IS broken

@shely_D7vil

3 жыл бұрын

"My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"

@agestatsega

3 жыл бұрын

That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.

@kokoko900

3 жыл бұрын

Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!

love how the uk parliament is no different to a football crowd

@TropicalBrick

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you think hooligans got the idea?

@Kittycat-rm8hu

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.

@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic

@alexandrerohban3154

3 жыл бұрын

haters will say it is soccer

@lkryan

3 жыл бұрын

Haters say soccer.

In the US, 80% of the room is 80+ years old and most of them are either asleep or way too old and devoid of energy to shout. And they'll stay there for at least another 10.

US: "well akshully" UK: "just a bit of banter"

The fact that the leader of the country is OBLIGED to sit in front of 600 people and get hounded each week is very humbling. Keeps scrutiny constant.

@SCP--ck5ip

3 жыл бұрын

Its big funny

@ccf3294

3 жыл бұрын

@@SCP--ck5ip yes it is

@jonnydoeson5562

3 жыл бұрын

Not any more

@thomasstarkey8238

3 жыл бұрын

Hes still a prick though

@JF-zv4oc

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonnydoeson5562 Exactly. I can’t remember the last time I actually heard an answer to a question.

Imagine being so mad u start to gesticulate with your broken arm

@benchin3607

3 жыл бұрын

"To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.

@LewisLawlor

3 жыл бұрын

@@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fikrifahrizal482

3 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch

@Marco-zt2jj

3 жыл бұрын

And they say italians talk with their hands

@MrSpruce

3 жыл бұрын

@@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!

“This is madness!” “This is politics”

1:20 I like even the guy in the background is not interested in hearing what he has to say😂😂

The important thing to understand about the British politicians is they all had quite a few pints at lunchtime.

@brianlacroix822

3 жыл бұрын

british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them

@mckenzie2423

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?

@brianlacroix822

3 жыл бұрын

@@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny

@tonyarcos4666

3 жыл бұрын

The Americans had cocaine for lunch

@cheesecakelasagna

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically

USA politics: how you talk with your parents UK politics: ps4 party with 14 people

@gilly123_9

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

@hunterdidsomething8437

3 жыл бұрын

The PS4 isn't a thing anymore

@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterdidsomething8437 lol

@inversion9651

3 жыл бұрын

America usually is the butt of the joke, interesting how that’s not the case this time. Canadian politics also can get a little rowdy sometimes.

@Ssyphoned

3 жыл бұрын

@@inversion9651 i think rowdier the better. They care more, aren’t reading from scripts.

I love how oversimplified made a parody of the UK parliament with these videos in mind lol.

1:20 is the man behind Harry Reid sleeping, perfectly fits the purpose of this video😭😭😭

Us: talks about doing insane things in a mundane way Uk: talks about the most boring shit in the most insane way

@icedragon9097

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@aby110

3 жыл бұрын

So true lol

@owenwebb5095

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate, dangerously accurate

@TheGreenlandPenguin1208

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Brits, Could we please have those types of politicians instead of ours, I'll give you $1 million bucks for just one

@Tinfoil_Hardhat

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreenlandPenguin1208 British politicians are the same ones that spent multiple sessions of parliament complaining about people saying mean things to them on Twitter.

US: Dumbledore in the books UK: Dumbledore in the movies

@asmodeuskingofdemons

3 жыл бұрын

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY

@oomphlagwumpla650

3 жыл бұрын

@@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*

@adjoint_functor

3 жыл бұрын

EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH, the chamber said calmly.

@ryanal4923

3 жыл бұрын

More like: US: Dumbledore in the first two movies UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies

@grellsutcliffdaring2215

3 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

As a turkish person the UK parliament is very similiar to ours but we also sometimes get into fist fighting

The ministry of magic really is crazy

@deltasquad8817

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Anish369

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@daspammer5896

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh-choke. Thank you.

@californiansniper2133

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ucent6950

3 жыл бұрын

God tier comment

US parliament: Class with a teacher UK parliament: Class without teacher.

@GagandeepSingh-dj8kd

3 жыл бұрын

Indian Parliament: Class with a teacher behaving like as if there isn't one.

@SayYourSomething

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is a US parliament?

@mauroalves317

3 жыл бұрын

@@SayYourSomething indeed what is that?

@serioussilliness2064

3 жыл бұрын

@@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president

@thedankone4737

2 жыл бұрын

US Congress. Not bloody Parliament.

I half expected someone in Parliament to come in at the last second with a steel chair 😂

0:35 that has got to be one of the funniest juxtaposition cuts I have evern seen

For all you US folks that think he’s not being serious, this is honestly what it is like. I enjoy watching politics because it’s more like a comedy show than an organised debate 😂

@MrTobirama

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@butterflypaint4332

3 жыл бұрын

what do you mean, our US government IS the joke.

@fdsajfldaskjf

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Arnold If you want to do something about it be my guest.

@terdragontra8900

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Arnold utter greed and narcissism is not an american problem, its a human problem

@UKEDNHAT7

3 жыл бұрын

As another British person, I highly agree. It's just fucking hilarious. Sometimes I forget it's politics.

Similarities: Both are a circus Differences: One of them embraces it

@Delrost

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@MrTimmy132

3 жыл бұрын

best comment

@robin9759

3 жыл бұрын

Greatest comment ever

@appleslover

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@servvo

3 жыл бұрын

perfect summary

US: a shitty government doing shitty things UK: a shitty government doing shitty things while yelling at eachother, which makes it significantly more funny. As an American, I hate to admit it, but the Brits win this one.

1:23 That man sleeping in the background compared to the zoo of the House of Commons is immaculate.

American Senator: "the president said and i quote" British MP: "DODGY DAVE!"

@mrminkman952

2 жыл бұрын

Baffled Boris

@bleepblop5682

2 жыл бұрын

Handy man han

@arrenworden6226

2 жыл бұрын

@Jimothy Biscuit you're too stupid.

@lgay1927

2 жыл бұрын

@Jimothy Biscuit political nutjob here we come

@Eclipse-bn2ng

2 жыл бұрын

He is dodgy

I like how the UK Parliament has the same energy as their local pubs

@Prudenprocom

2 жыл бұрын

We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.

@plutonium09

2 жыл бұрын

Guess where they go right after

@diceqube6439

2 жыл бұрын

@@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.

@christopherstein2024

2 жыл бұрын

It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood

@nin10do97

2 жыл бұрын

El psy kongorooo i agree

meanwhile in australia, our prime minister got lost at sea so we named a pool after him

Aussie parliament is like a hybrid, we will yell and we will get into fights but there are also times where we’re calm (mostly fighting though)

Uk: “ *OOOOORRRRDDDDDEERRR* “ Us: “I do not like green eggs and ham”

@ZHL242

3 жыл бұрын

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

@Asameshimae

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views

@WoWOmegor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news

@eulipotyphla1494

3 жыл бұрын

@@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse

@_su0p

3 жыл бұрын

I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room, Which i cannot defuse, This bomb will now give me an excuse, To not use the noose. This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.

USA: (Crickets Chirping) UK: "Dodgy Dave is a Cokehead!" *"AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"*

@dimasfahmi510

3 жыл бұрын

1:24 "MR. ROBERTSON!, calm yourself man!!!"

@AbAb-th5qe

3 жыл бұрын

There's also a persistant rumour about an encounter he had with a pig

@maindepth8830

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@cyber1377

3 жыл бұрын

@@AbAb-th5qe black mirror?

@teovokes4901

3 жыл бұрын

It would be dickhead, sounds better.

The UK Politics Is Like a substitute Teacher trying to calm down the class 💀

TBH as someone from neither country I love the British way. When they're arguing it's harder to do sth harmful (for the country), and if they stop, it means they've got some kind of a compromise - and IMO democracy should work based on compromise. The only issue arises when they all agree to screw over the society, but oh well, you can't completely stop politicians from doing that, I guess 🙃 Oh, and in such a heated debate there's a slight chance they'll be more honest by accident. And, last but not least, it looks way more fun!