I just signed the papers for one, Should get it in about a week, I bought it so I can take my Disabled Son for rides....

@mathufar96

3 жыл бұрын

That's awesome! Hope you guys have fun and make beautiful memories... Greetings from Paraguay!

@rileylabski

3 жыл бұрын

I wish my Dad was this cool. :)

@Apoc_Bone_Daddy

3 жыл бұрын

Your disabled son is about to have the time of his life man. Be safe brother, have fun, and rock on 😎

@simonthomas5367

3 жыл бұрын

So how is it? Let us all know!!

@brushcountry6361

3 жыл бұрын

My dad bought a chain drive riding lawnmower once. 😂

Hello from Russia 😁 I had an Ural once) There is a statement about Ural motorcycle engines: “if there is no oil leakage from the engine, there is no oil in the engine.” This video was awesome! 👏 Thank you!

@youtubeaccount5153

4 жыл бұрын

Дмитрий Молчанов That truly sounds like a Russian statement.

@ayebraine

4 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeaccount5153 it's a super old joke that gets applied to any quirky vehicle. I heard it first about Range Rovers I think. Similar to "it's not leaking oil, it's marking its territory!"

@bushcraftnorthof6012

4 жыл бұрын

ayebraine it’s just sweating horsepower.

@luntiangrace

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alt0v14

4 жыл бұрын

они то же самое про харлеи говорят

"not my bike, our bike" So many good lines but that got me

@carlb5558

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I really felt the communism in that line.

@blabla903

2 жыл бұрын

It didn't get you, it got us.

@olenilsen4660

2 жыл бұрын

@@blabla903 Nxt lvl!

@vwilhelm5788

2 жыл бұрын

Fking gold hahaha

@minhpham-yh9qn

Жыл бұрын

@@carlb5558 I’m Soviet Russia bike ride you

I owned one for 5 years and it was the THE MOST FUN motorcycle I ever owned. Was it comfortable? No. Fast? No. Smooth? Nope. Reliable? Well, mostly. But it was very practical for grocery runs, carrying lawnmowers and 5 gallon pails of paint or roofing tar. 80 pound bags of concrete...no problem. 8 foot long 2x4s...again, no problem. Riding in the snow? More fun than the law should allow! Me and two gals going for a ride around town? FUN! Flying the chair at Sturgis? Even MORE FUN. But beware, UDF (Ural Delay Factor) is REAL...most of your time stopping anywhere will be occupied by strangers asking questions. If you are shy around strangers, this is NOT the bike for you!

@_implying

2 жыл бұрын

you meet the nicest people on a Ural

@herosdiaz8757

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the scheduled catastrophic failure applies as well? XD

@nathanielluke2084

2 жыл бұрын

@@_implying hehehehe

@mechanomics2649

Жыл бұрын

@@herosdiaz8757 What are you talking about?

"Stunt preformed by trained Russian citizen. Do not try with any other citizenship." XD

@artemborodavka2770

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be Soviet citizenship though?

@sergeymalitsky7688

3 жыл бұрын

Artem Temz 100%

@rahulrajbhoj

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jacksbob8746

2 жыл бұрын

Philippines has a hundreds of these in the highway. I mean we have the most after war stuff. the jeep converted to jeepneys and urals to tricycles all used for public transport. :)

@johnhall5956

2 жыл бұрын

here, hold my potatoe vodka....watch this

Videos like this make me wish youtube had a super-like button.

@lovelessissimo

4 жыл бұрын

This is why the like button exists.

@toasty8547

4 жыл бұрын

No like one you can only use once a day.

@allcapsboy9139

4 жыл бұрын

ITS CALLED PATREON BRO

@guillepankeke2844

4 жыл бұрын

Well it has a dislike button and i used it on the video and your stupid comment.

@toasty8547

4 жыл бұрын

guillepankeke your a mean person

I think having a rider in the sidecar especially with a mounted machine gun would improve driving dynamics drastically. Not to mention, put fear in anyone who dares to cross your path.

@ZM1306

Жыл бұрын

Road rage? No road rage comrade. Oh, the burning bullet riddled wreckage back there in the ditch? That is a lesson learned by fellow comrade CutsMeoffSki... He will never to it again.

@CarlosGlatzos976

9 ай бұрын

this is the way :)

@drew5337

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking an underfolder AK would be a perfect accessory for this thing. Similar, even though you know its awful you still want one.

My dad had one when I was like 7. We took it to his friend’s house about 10 miles away for Easter that year. Riding home late at night it had started to snow, and we were both freezing in the wind. We ended up getting stopped to wait for a train for what felt like forever lol. I still remember burying my face in a blanket while waiting for that train to pass.

@gage6661

2 жыл бұрын

that's the feeling alright

@unwanted107

Жыл бұрын

Somehow I felt this comment deep in my heart.

@myxytptlk

5 ай бұрын

This was a great comment......

@MrBiggles53

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like you were building character!

The cinematography of your vids is just not normal for a moto vlog. The quality is top notch.

@kandasac1379

4 жыл бұрын

You can consider this a Moto vlog??, This is pure art

@markdesjardines6209

3 жыл бұрын

Come on. Don’t insult the work. V log is some bozo taking a selfie style video. This is the work of a professional camera operator and editor and it shows. I follow him on Instagram.

@kedarjoshi518

3 жыл бұрын

its all this guy ...Aneesh Shivanekar he is amazing

@ericwilliams626

3 жыл бұрын

It's all about he lenses and good post production knowledge.

@matte-d349

3 жыл бұрын

It's not normal for most news/doc/review TV production these days, period, let alone KZread. Every video is like a little short film masterpiece, simultaneously entertaining, informing, and paying homage to cinematic legends (like Wes Anderson in this case). Genius!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fortnine has the best consistent production value on KZread.

@Globalnet626

4 жыл бұрын

If you Want another great and consistent production value channel and want to learn something cool about vfx, check out Captain Disillusion. He’s been in YT since 2008 and his first video looks like a compressed copy of his latest videos.

@chrisb9960

4 жыл бұрын

My interest in getting a side car: 0% Me: sees FortNine video on side cars. Watches the entire production.

@redsquarejay

Жыл бұрын

And don't forget Project Farm.

I’m Russian and I so approve this message. Thank you for the well researched Russians Easter eggs.

@Pothead2005

2 жыл бұрын

Chernobyl :)

@karelpgbr

Жыл бұрын

@@Pothead2005 Is in the Ukraine, but also was USSR, so it’s valid lol

Riding a Ural for two years were the best I’ve ever had on a motorcycle. Screw the maintenance, screw the whole it trying to kill you all the time. It’s a hoot and a completely unforgettable experience

I have no idea what I just watched. But I know that I liked it. Fortnine, confusing viewers into satisfaction. Well done.

@frany269

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the exact same thing.

@vasileffdrive8657

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, really well done))

@tamboleo

4 жыл бұрын

The cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up

@dcarriela

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking exactly the same haha

@avijitkundu5606

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly described the feelings sir

"Did you ever think you'd get your bike up here?" "Not my bike, OUR bike" XD most communism response ever

@rock3tcatU233

4 жыл бұрын

*SOYUZ NERUSHIMI...*

@reversecaoboy

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but I can't because it's at 69. Zodrovye comrade

@AdityaPoojary27041998

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin will be proud

@vygell

4 жыл бұрын

Genius comment

@ActionHank89

4 жыл бұрын

Still have to buy it with your own capitalist dollars

I loved the sound of the Geiger counter ticking away!

This is such a great video. I still don't know if I want one, or don't. 😄

@supertrinigamer

3 жыл бұрын

Buy one. They're great and if you like wrenching and you're used to servicing on older cars and just in general older vehicles, you'll love it. Hard to come across for cheap in good condition, I've bought a Dnepr from 1966 myself, in need of restoration, but it's surely going to be worth it. They're awesome - go for an older model.

@DanielGjrTing

3 жыл бұрын

Owning and operating soviet machinery can be like a camping trip where you walk your feet raw, sleep horribly in a leaking tent only to be greeted with the most amazing sunrise of your life.

@xanderfrench4011

3 жыл бұрын

@@supertrinigamer im restoring a 69 dnepr. Hows the project going chief?

@Propapanda0213

2 жыл бұрын

Yo Downie didn’t realize you would show up here lol, you and FortNine are two of my favourite KZreadrs 🤟🏻

@ryanthompson2893

2 жыл бұрын

I always said about my 98’ “It always promised to strand me but it never has.” I love all the questions I get about it, and I love the Art Deco style.

Okay, this _entire video_ is a _spot on_ Wes Anderson homage, and the fact that only like three of the comments even acknowledge the influence is downright criminal. The camera work, the shot composition, the sound design, the editing, the acting, the intertitles, the script... It's enough that this guy puts so much effort into his "normal" videos, but this is a 10+ minute opus and it deserves to be appreciated.

@vicelikestinger

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking....would have had adhd if I hadn't seen this comment :D

@davidb6382

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, you are absolutely right, now that I think about. Good call.

@umairjamil4831

3 жыл бұрын

Comrade tell me more films about this west anderson guy. I wanna watch

@nicanornunez9787

3 жыл бұрын

@@umairjamil4831 my personal top 3 moonrise kingdom, the royal tenenbaum, great budapest hotel.

@umairjamil4831

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicanornunez9787 the grand budapest hotel was amazing. I loved the colors in that movie.

"It has two wheel drive with no differential so, like the Soviet army it only marches forward." Shows the front wheel turning left and right with little to no effect.

@growlith6969

4 жыл бұрын

red army

@ThatFontGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Steering is just a suggestion to the bike...

@timjohnson1199

3 жыл бұрын

@Me. Me Well, German design. From the 40s. Built by socialists. Some worry there.

@timjohnson1199

3 жыл бұрын

@Me. Me Yeah. Actually, I would like one. Just for fun. But it would have to be dirt cheap so no chance there. I'll stick with my Triumph, Honda and Yamaha. Keep Warm!

@randykawasaki

3 жыл бұрын

@@timjohnson1199 2wd chair means you go places your Triumph, Honda etc couldn't even dream about. Plus you can fix these roadside, simple tec and stupendous tool kit. You can even get an AK47 mount for the chair.

I always hankered after one of these. The 2WD version. My late father acquired one in Falaise in the Summer of 1944 and kept it (as a scout vehicle) until a new CO as they entered Germany said that it would "look bad" if he kept it and it would give the impression that Germany had better equipment than the Allies. His view at the time was that they did.... So he dumped the BMW and the German side arm, with regret. He spoke about that combination with enormous affection. 2WD with a differential gear and (Mirabile Dictu) exhaust pipes playing across the handlebar for those cold Ardennes winter rides. I am old and tired now, but still secretly hanker after one of these.... Good video.

@juanmillaruelo7647

9 ай бұрын

A differential would kill traction :-)

I watched it with such a nostalgic feeling, I’m from Poland originally, my dad was working as a engine designer when we had soviet “friends” in Poland. He always was saying -“ only what Russian cares about is how the machine will perform in -50 C and + 50C 😂 I think that how u have to look at this bike

@user-mq7ld1ol7d

Жыл бұрын

«Русских волнует только то, как машина поведет себя в -50°C и +50°C - как русский скажу - это правда. Русских прежде всего волнует надёжность потом всё остальное. Комфорт - вторичен. Это как автомат Калашникова АК-47, должен стрелять и в грязи, и в снегу, и в песке, оружие должно соответствовать человеку, так же как и русский солдат, готовый сражаться в любых условиях. У моего отца в моём детстве был УАЗ-53, он меня на нём обучал вождению, в 8 лет а спокойно крутил руль на нём (на УАЗ-53 не гидроуселителя руле), смешно смотреть как в Японии взрослые мужики жалуются, управляя УАЗ-53 на тяжёлый руль. В УАЗ-53 не было как в иномарках: гидроуселителя руля, кондиционера, стеклоподъемника, но в своей жизни, я не видел ни одно иномарки, которая смогла как УАЗ-53 спокойно ехать по вспаханному тракторами полю по которому только что прошёл дождь, и грязь была высотой 50 см., мой отец мне показывал как это делать, включив два моста на УАЗ-53 и на пониженных передачах.

@user-gm9xg8xf5w

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-mq7ld1ol7dУАЗ 53?

Ural review with a MOTOTREK crossover? On Christmas Eve? That's a good present.

@raymondlangille2886

4 жыл бұрын

Laughed my head off when I found out who was in the sidecar with him at the end.

4 жыл бұрын

To me those two produce the best motorcycle content on KZread nowadays.

@dharmik_shady

4 жыл бұрын

@@raymondlangille2886 who was he?

@FowlerAskew

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a Christmas miracle

@dharmik_shady

4 жыл бұрын

@@raymondlangille2886 Thanks mate,will surely start watching his content

I think the thing I love the most about my Ural is the smiles it puts on other people’s faces especially when my dog is with me.

@friendly_B

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to share this video with you, and then found your comment. Hi Jon! This guy does awesome bike related vids.

@h.d.mech.mortenson2098

4 жыл бұрын

What year is yours and how do you like it ?

@addictedtoair1351

3 жыл бұрын

You mean our ural and our dog

@blammela

3 жыл бұрын

Dogs in side cars ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@karlfonner7589

2 жыл бұрын

Hey John it’s me girl how are you been

The cele-Bret-y cameo at the end was fantastic.

@PBicknell

2 жыл бұрын

I knew it was Tckas when I heard his voice! Good stuff @ryan!

I was soooo ready for a stop motion animation sequence at any given moment in this. I can see how getting a motorcycle with a side car can help channel your deepest Wes Anderson. Well done!

Can't wait to see FortNine grows so big those snobby bike manufactures beg Ryan to test ride their motorcycle.

@motorcityoctane6713

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan mentioned it before there are so few press bikes in Canada. Ryan & his FortNine crew literally create Netflix quality videos on a shoestring budget. I would watch this man review a pencil

@Francois_Dupont

4 жыл бұрын

Ural literally send anybody a contract for a review and a paid tour of the factory.

@JoelSmithR1

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say 700k subs and a minimum of 150k views on each video is already big

@jseden

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, motorcycle test you.

@ivanvargas1163

3 жыл бұрын

@@jseden wise words comrade, You must be strong enough get an approved from the glorious urss's bike

“Na na na, not my bike. Our bike.” Brilliant 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AMAINE207

4 жыл бұрын

no no no, we thought that was funny.

How did I miss this one?!😆 Just like a Vostok Amphibia, tough as an old tank, built to endure the harshest environments and still in production today. You've gotta ❤️ them.

I bought a brand new Gear Up 2WD in 2017. It was culture shock to say the least. It was plagued with quality control problems from the start including factory installed mismatched pistons and cylinders! It burnt out the fuel injection once, the speedometer 4x, the rear brake and rotor 2x. It took the better part of 2 years to sort out the gremlins. Now, mostly problem free for many miles now, I love her to death and ride her all the time. She is one of my 8 motorcycles and the one I take shopping or riding my handicapped son and my dogs. Everybody in town knows it's me because you just don't see them much. There are a lot out there, but they are spread around geographically. Yes, the neutral and fuel lights have minds of their own. I don't care. I can feel neutral, and I know how many miles to expect from the odometer/tripometer as to when I need to fuel up. If I make a mistake, I have 10L of petrol strapped to the sidecar. It is impossible to be stranded for very long due to running out of fuel. I also have a towing hitch purpose built for my rig. Makes towing a motorcycle trailer or camper or a small garden trailer, a piece of cake. It's also allowed me to pull others out of being trapped in the snow or off the embankment, etc. I also have a Warn winch on her which allows me to do even more to help myself and others. This thing is truly functional. Not pretty. Not amazing build quality. Fit and finish is "Meh", but FUNCTIONALITY is unquestionably over the top of literally anything out there. I'm not kidding. Curiously, I have run into BMW riders with their very expensive and snazzy sidecars, who have said they want to go riding with me. When we head into the real back woods of the U.P. in Michigan or the Black Swamp woods areas of Ohio, they freeze in panic and are unwilling to continue. I turn on my 2 Wheel Drive, wave goodbye and continue on into areas that no other motorcycle in the world is capable of going into, let alone of making it back out of in 1 piece. These things are tanks. Plain and simple. They are also one of the most infectious things you can ever ride and they work their way into your heart very quickly. I love mine to death and will never sell it. Never.

@Lettusfarm

5 ай бұрын

That's awesome man. I'm from Ohio and would love to know more about the bike and rig. Could you post a link to the bike you're talking about? I'd love to get one in my hands as well

@GTGJ21

4 ай бұрын

Would you be interested in swopping it for a "LARU" same type of bike made in one of the backward countries ?🪖🙃🏍

Great review, I've had one of these for 8 years and it's the best money I ever wasted.

@gunfighterzero

3 жыл бұрын

Well put

@winebox

3 жыл бұрын

How's the reliability? I mean you've had it for 8 years so I assume you like it well enough. I was thinking about getting one of these and then read horrible reviews and got scared off.

@sidecardan8403

3 жыл бұрын

@@winebox When I first learned about them I bought mine sight unseen as the dealer was a non stocking dealer at that time, I never did any research on them and have been happy with it ever since. I've had to learn how to do my own maintenance (I'm not paying shop rates for normal maintenance) and I've had a few issues but it's always got me home under power. My understanding is the quality is constantly being improved upon every year but I'm still really happy with mine and wouldn't consider an upgrade. I presently have about 42,000 km on it and it is still dependable.

@winebox

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidecardan8403 Thanks kindly for the information. I had a Lance scooter-one of those Chinese clone bikes that was popular around 07 when gas was up to almost $4. I can change the oil and spark plug but I’m sure I can figure out the rest. KZread is a hell of a teaching aid. I don’t know if I would bother to buy another bike now while everyone is in a frenzy but it’s also a good time to do research.

@sidecardan8403

3 жыл бұрын

@@winebox Check into the Soviet Steeds forum, there is lots of great knowledgeable guys there with all the information you can handle.

How does this channel manage to consistently put out Hollywood level videos? It's almost unbelievable. You guys are killing it!

@taunokekkonen5733

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god it's actually not Hollywood level, otherwise we'd have to replace Ryan with a black disabled lesbian and Aneesh with a...no wait, he could stay.

@bobfg3130

2 жыл бұрын

@@taunokekkonen5733 Not really. Ryan would be replaced by an actor that's handsome. They want to attract women.

@fixthefernback8030

Жыл бұрын

@@taunokekkonen5733 when did hollywood replace a leading actor with a black disabled lesbian?

@lot2196

Жыл бұрын

@@fixthefernback8030 Harry Styles

@viroraptor4725

Жыл бұрын

@@taunokekkonen5733 who hurt you

Having had a Ural for the last 10 years - before fuel injection- I can say that i have had more fun at slower speeds and challenging back roads than on any other bike. My wife prefers the Ural over the BMW GS 1250! Get out and see the back country! We loved the video . Unfortunately no one ever taps the true joy of the Ural on video once you learn to ride it.

I can only just imagine how much fun you have filming and writing these. Best job i can imagine.

You sir, single-handedly made me enter into motorcycles world to overcome my depression .... Really thank you.

@sanatandharma4435

2 жыл бұрын

Motorcycling certainly helps with depression, weight loss and an appreciation of life. Enjoy! Xx

@scottcates

2 жыл бұрын

I never saw a motorcycle parked outside a therapist's office.

@redsquarejay

Жыл бұрын

@@scottcates I actually saw a Suzuki DR 650 parked outside one. But this must've been either a real serious case. Or telling the therapist he's cured

@alm4132

Жыл бұрын

@@redsquarejay Or it was the therapist's Suzuki!!

Being Russian, I should admit, that this is the best 10-min review of Ural bike, and, surely, one of the most entourage, served with correct sentiment. One more thing: more than a half of total Ural’s production is being exported, while there are lots of soviet-times Urals in Russia. They’re REALLY cheap. I mean you can buy one in less than a 500$, and good quality, almost restored exemplars are sold below 2000$. So this is a real killer-motorcycle in here)))

@68404

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Nikita, there's hope for us yet. Set up an export company and sent them around the world.

@timjohnson1199

3 жыл бұрын

A reason to visit Russia.

@umairjamil4831

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i could import one

@amvj

3 жыл бұрын

Please let me know if you know the song in 6:05. I think it is Russian.

@franzjosephquiapo1271

3 жыл бұрын

@@amvj Soviet Anthem

Greetings from Kaliningrad! Great shot! The Urals is a special topic) Привет из Калининграда! Отлично сняли! Урал это особая тема)

@deanfirnatine7814

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I was looking at going to Kaliningrad this Summer since it is right next to Poland. I fell in love with the Ural after seeing a Russian restore a completely trashed one, it was beautiful after he was done, he did it because he had memories of his Grandfather taking him for rides in one.

Now that is some nice Ural. My first memory of Ural is when I was probably 4 or 6. It served as a taxi when I was a kid. I don't even remember there being much cars on the road. Only Ural with side car and IJ Planeta 5. Rode in the side car in -40C a lot riding from the town to the countryside to visit relatives. Once when I was 6 I rode behind the driver and my younger brother in the side car and we drove 80km on dirt road to reach the nearest settlement. Motorcycle built crude yet so reliable. Riding off-road in the side car is an scary experience.

that red bar made me think i already saw the video. dang.

@cgrakbas

4 жыл бұрын

Just turn off the history in youtube settings

"Not my bike. Our bike." And many laughs were had.

@w.callens1629

4 жыл бұрын

its your bike when we need to fix it. ..

@agentofenhanced2428

4 жыл бұрын

@@w.callens1629 no no no not we, YOU need to fix it.

@w.callens1629

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentofenhanced2428 no comrade, the State needs to fix it . they gave us a broken one..

@caseyb1346

3 жыл бұрын

you see, that is difference between friend, and comrade. Friend lets you fix bike. Comrade brings vodka. :)

@davidb6382

3 жыл бұрын

@@caseyb1346 Yeah Comrad🍸

4:20 Dang that's such a good looking image... And time stamp. This whole video is cinematic af.

Your cinematography, creativity and humour continue to blow us all away. Thank you for continuing to make these!

When you trade it in, is it considered defecting?

@oregonoutback7779

4 жыл бұрын

You get "best comment" award !! Very stiff competition.

@birtalanlorant5572

4 жыл бұрын

If you trade it in, a big black Volga will park in front of your house/apartment for a few days, and after a week or so youll be sent to gulag. Urals can only be gifted back to the state, and then youll buy a new Ural again.

@Sj1bby

4 жыл бұрын

Depends, if you trade for hammer and sickle, you still Komrad!

@duroxkilo

4 жыл бұрын

@ Hunter glorious comment camarad

@bb-ballistics1706

3 жыл бұрын

I sold my ural. 4 months later I bought it back. A 2 wheel bike is boring in comparison

Came from office with a headache. Now feeling better.

@ariefbudi427

4 жыл бұрын

You working really hard this Christmas man

This video made me feel proud to be Russian and patriotic and I am not even Russian.

@blackprince4074

2 жыл бұрын

You related to Biden eh!

@9706412739

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackprince4074 Trump should invest in Ural as a thank you for all the bad real estate the Russians bought from him.

Your numbers on catastrophic failure were pretty much spot on. My single-wheel drive, never ridden hard, Tourist LX grenanded its transmission at 6,000 miles. Unless you've got a fully equipped shop, plenty of free time and don't mind waiting weeks for parts, ride something a bit more dependable. It was fun while it lasted. I now have a three wheeled paperweight in the garage.

*At **4:46**, I se the most athletic run, mankind has ever witnessed*

@jonblade51

4 жыл бұрын

I saw that too...hahahaha ..Pathetic... I nearly pissed myself laughing.

@janrozema7650

4 жыл бұрын

I think we all Saw that, most pantsy run ever. Perfectly placed in the middle of the vid do the grandfinale would make you forget😁

@kroenen6661

4 жыл бұрын

Steven seagal run

@psihomat

4 жыл бұрын

Most athletic run ever xD

@astrobusa

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone beat me to this.... funniest part of the vid

The end almost made me tear up. Growing up in Cuba, where Urals are common, I couldn’t imagine a better review. Thank you for the wonderful video, comrade! ✊️

@nyetloki

3 жыл бұрын

Saludos primo

@dickkehoe4740

3 жыл бұрын

VIVA CUBA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! desde Australia

@angelm.gutierrez359

3 жыл бұрын

Vaya, no esperaba encontrarme tres cubanos en este canal y somos 4 aqui, que bien. Saludos

@dickkehoe4740

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelm.gutierrez359 Soy argentino, como el "Che"

@angelm.gutierrez359

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickkehoe4740 Ah 😅 Interpreté mal

My brain is barely able to handle the shear amount of Wes Anderson whimsy and symmetrical framing.

Years a go a friend of mine bought a cheap Ural (His was branded Dnepr) with a side car, the version he got was the one with 2 separate spring seats (as depicted in the graph paper top down view). Man it was a weird experience being in the side car, and riding the damn thing, and yeah, had the same feeling during braking and pulling away lol. He took the chair off and let me ride it again, and, well, 'A form' or 'Normality' returned. Like an old boxer Beemer, but, more 'Laboured', more, ahem, 'Relaxed', more, cough cough, 'Sedate' Hahahaha 😎🇬🇧

@JamesWilliams-kt5qr

Жыл бұрын

Dnepr were better than Urals.

@Tanidar93

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesWilliams-kt5qr yep, unfortunately factory was died a long time ago. Still have 3 of Dnepr-11

I loved the surprise cameo appearance by Bret. Cameo request for this summer: Itchy Boots. :-)

@robertpolkamp

4 жыл бұрын

She a tough one to pin down.

@evanparker

4 жыл бұрын

i noticed it too! he is really something.

@fromtheflightdeck252

3 жыл бұрын

Bah..not Itchy Boobs. Ket On Her Bike is fine

@krollpeter

3 жыл бұрын

@@fromtheflightdeck252 Kinga. She's in Tanzania now.

@mosqski3106

3 жыл бұрын

Was waiting for hat transition

I am from the post-Soviet space (Belarus). And I can say that this is the best review for this motorcycle !!! f9 - many thanks for such a reverent approach to the culture of those countries. You are the best. As for the motorcycle, I can say that it is not particularly bought in our country and the market for these motorcycles is more developed in the USA and Canada. We are for the money it is better to buy a Japanese enduro.

@cacavati

4 жыл бұрын

Minsk 125 for the win

@sherbettt

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not a very strong English specialist, I’ll have to watch the video again, but where did you see the author of the video with a reverent attitude to Soviets? All these USHANKA, VODKA, BALALAIKA, a rough laryngeal accent - this is an old клюква. Although I waited a long time when he remembers the Dnieper motorcycle.

@anoopkl4u

4 жыл бұрын

But you cannot attach a sidecar to a Japanese enduro and definitely won’t get 2*2 drive with a fucking reverse gear ⚙️ I mean whaaaaaaaat!!!!!

@user-pr9qo3ko5z

4 жыл бұрын

Да!!! Вось гэта па нашаму))) Вельмі прыемна бачыць відэа ад F9, але яшчэ больш спадабалася прачытаць Ваш каментарый! Дзякуй!

@ayebraine

4 жыл бұрын

@@sherbettt To speak its language is to stare down its heinously quirky build quality and translate it into laughs. это наверное самая поэтичная и точная фраза про любителей Урала и вообще про многое в нашей жизни

I have had Urals in UK for 35 yrs. My children and my late wife loved it. Chrildren now grown uo and are high fliers, I think travelling to shows, camping trips etc gave them the confidence to tackle anything. Now in old age, I have Ural retro with lightweight chair and stíll enjoy camping.

I know it's been a while since this video has been out but the production quality of this video is amazing. 🎉🎉

This is a tour de force of sound editing, video editing, and videography. All hail, Aneesh Shivanekar!

Every good Comrade Ural-Rider knows that it only comes to life when your Babushka is in the side car carrying the bottle of Stolichnaya in her lap.

This guy is the “Anthony Bordain” of motorcycle reviews….love watching his stuff..I’ve had a 2018 Ural gear up for three years and have had no problems. I tow a Kompact Kamper trailer for camping and never go anywhere without my beautiful golden retriever. She absolutely loves riding with me!

Your channel is the perfection of the KZread medium. When hobbies and interests meet art. The Wes Anderson-esque intro is just *chef's kiss*

"I am sweating like a capitalist pig" :D:D

@MrBenHaynes

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan even dropped the "a" to sound like authentic Russian English!

@bananasstuff3344

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrBenHaynes I'm finding it hard to tell if you mean it or if you are angry/sarcastic...

@MrBenHaynes

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananasstuff3344 I mean it!, no anger here. Ryan missed his calling, he should have been an actor. He is very gifted in many ways. Cheers!

"History recedes over ural like a glacier, leaving scars." Great line

I love when you and Bret do cameos in each others' videos. You're 2 of my favorite youtubers!

@theyoungconservation

2 жыл бұрын

Do you have a link for ryan's cameo in bret's video?

An awesome video! It’s tough to get a biker who has nor ridden a Ural to understand what the real charm to it is, but your video really captured it. You can’t look at it in comparison to a two wheeled bike and then decide between the two. It’s a genre all to its own, brining so much that a two wheeler can’t. Want never ending joy with the kids and grand kids, want your wife to enjoy riding, need help socializing - the delay factor is real! - then a Ural is your thing.

Hell yes, Ural! That brings back happy memories. I used to ride a considerably older model (no engine lights to annoy you) that I absolutely loved. The right cylinder head would reliably rattle itself loose, I ended up carrying a wrench on me to tighten the nut every 100km or so (say at a stop light). It was really good at getting me where I wanted to go, provided that was straight and not too fast. When I took the bike over it had been standing in a garage for 10 years, with fuel in the tank. It started with that same fuel, though changing the dead battery involved taking half the bike apart. Also, the little boot is the precise size of a standard German crate of beer. Coincidence? I think not!

@johnevans7261

2 жыл бұрын

That was the rocker cover, not the cylinder head. I ended up using Aerotight nuts on the studs that held them so I'd only have to use that spanner during servicing instead of every few days.

I have watched this vid numerous times, I fail to understand why it remains under appreciated at less than 400k views. Scripting is smart and witty, cinematography is top notch. I wish you heaps of success, Ryan and team.

@derp195

2 жыл бұрын

Because it doesn't have a presenter who is more animated than a cartoon character, and the thumbnail doesn't have someone making a 😲 face.

@AshleyPomeroy

Жыл бұрын

The shot of the bridge at 08:01 is legitimately epic. 08:50 has composition, you don't see that on most youtube videos. Objectively speaking the extra quality feels like wasted effort, but on the other hand it has 1m+ views and I became aware it, so there is that. And it's aged well.

@AshleyPomeroy

2 ай бұрын

As a follow-up to that comment I went on to pass my motorcycle test a year later - I probably would have never bothered if it hadn't been for this video, and Itchy Boots.

Dont know how I missed this one- its one of your coolest videos. That looks like fun riding in the snow like that. I have ridden both dirt and street bikes in snow and have been riding since around 66 or 67- thanks for your videos most are super detailed and spot on

Just discovered your videos last week and can honestly not get enough. Entertainment and education. All with an incredible sense of quality and in this case especially artistic vision. Wes would approve. Greetings from Germany.

As the owner of a 1997 Ural Deco, I have been waiting for one of my KZread Motorcycle channels to cover the Ural and I am SO GLAD it was Fortnine. Really did justice in conveying the absurd, frustrating, and rewarding beauty in them.

@Hawk1966

4 жыл бұрын

You, sir, deserve an extra thumbs up! 😀👍

Wooow this is amazing work! sound design, the switch from 4:3 and 16:9 in cutaways, the film grain, slow motion, stunts, camera placement. this is 100000 points for effort! keep it up fort9!

@jonblade51

4 жыл бұрын

I second that emotion. . . . (but did you see the level of athleticism at 4:46?) Hahahah

@clevernduruza8624

4 жыл бұрын

The best of them all was the background sounds. On point in every scene

@omaromeiri

4 жыл бұрын

Completely agree, it seems almost unreal!

Bravo on an amazing review video. Love the creativity you put into this. Thanks for creating this!

The artistic touches you add to your videos are a great touch, and you have really outdone yourself with this one. Everyone enjoyed this one particularly the water crossing!

Guest appearance by Bret! So cool!

Is it just me or does anybody else feel like they want a Ural now

@carlosandleon

4 жыл бұрын

no

@carlosandleon

4 жыл бұрын

@gillan64 No, it's not just you*

@carlosandleon

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua De Nunzio Like gillan64

@carlosandleon

4 жыл бұрын

@gillan64 considering you're replying on Christmas day instead of spending time with your family I say we are in the same boat

@carlosandleon

4 жыл бұрын

@gillan64 That's Bullshit Orthodox

I can attest to this. I saw a guy in a Ural halfway up Hell's Highway in Guangdong, China. He was keeping up with a KTM 790 Adventure!

Your vids have such amazing production quality! Kudos to all involved!

I'm tearing up when the soviet anthem played. And I'm asian.

@novenzef

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?

@eugenemorozov

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet is not only Russian. In USSR there were several Asian republics. Significant percent of the population was Asian.

@andriusvirbickas

4 жыл бұрын

novenzef people from nations that suffered from soviet union

@eugenemorozov

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, they suffered so much, that during soviet times they prospered, and now they dying with alarming speed.

@andriusvirbickas

4 жыл бұрын

@@eugenemorozov depends which tv chanel news you are watching 😂

It has no differential so, like the Red Army, it will only go forward

@Stoney3K

4 жыл бұрын

... and yet, it somehow manages to get into reverse gear.

@SmallSpoonBrigade

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stoney3K Is not reverse, is Australian forwards.

@MrCorvairGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it does have reverse. But, like the Red Army, if you use it, you will be shot.

@jamesoren7238

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stoney3K They asked the Russian engineers to give it Italian performance, so naturally it got a reverse gear

I utterly love my 2009 Ural Tourist. Alas with the sidecar on the left here in Australia, we've only recently gotten 2wd. I still have managed to take it on epic trips through the country, through the desert, and over the highest snow-covered road in Australia (not that high, but we try). The previous owner circumnavigated the country in it, and I'd say a second round trip with me riding will be in its future sometime. Glory to the mighty Ural! Also, UDF is a serious thing. You MUST always allow a minimum of an extra ten minutes per stop. MINIMUM.

That intro reminded me of a Wes Anderson film. You guys always keep me glued to the screen!

хахахаха 1:34 "Ох, нихуя себе!" it is some kind of "fucking wow"

@vasileffdrive8657

4 жыл бұрын

Imbe Tahimoto yeah, probably «нихуя себе» skill)))

@Demjan85

4 жыл бұрын

@@vasileffdrive8657 tochnyak!

I totally lost it when he says: in Soviet Russia, bike rides you lol

When fueling up my Gear Up, it takes me 2 minutes to fill the tank, and another 30 minutes to chat with all the folks & answer questions, and take pictures. If you’re in a hurry, this isn’t the machine for you. On the other hand, it’s the perfect rig for me.

Ha ha ha, this is the best. Love the entertaining review. Wish I was there. Looking at buying the 2020 model for all roads in Australia with heaps of space and time to view the country side.

Great review! I have the sister bike, the Ukranian Dnepr 2wd sidecar, which does have a diff (and a few less horsepower and drum brakes). Easier to turn, but not as capable off-road. Hilariously scary at any speed.

I ride the urals sister bike, the dnepr, or in this case, it’s "older" sister, an Kmz K750 from 1963, the most unreliable thing about that old machine, is the carbs, but other then that, a 3 wheeled 750cc Side-valve 26 horsepower beast of some ww2 technology, is the best bike o have ever ridden, it’s not fast, but dam I love that reverse gear 💪🏻

The music playing throughout the video totally makes it. Was waiting for a clip of the Red October under way.... Great video!!

Such a great editing and humor, I loved every second of the video!

That nuclear power station is in Satsop, Washington. I worked there for nearly 3 years.

@michaelgriffith2379

3 жыл бұрын

How long dose it take to walk up those stairs....

@redbear1935

3 жыл бұрын

you mean Nucular :)

@patq1924

3 жыл бұрын

@@redbear1935 its spelled Nuclear. Unless this is a joke

@terrybeavan4264

3 жыл бұрын

@@patq1924 LOL I can't say for sure but being old enough to have lived through the Carter Presidency I suspect Redbear here was joking.... :D kzread.info/dash/bejne/qXyYzsFpoZCsZpM.html

@MikleKuznetsov

3 жыл бұрын

This nuclear plant is from Springfield. A friend of mine worked there as a safety engineer ;)

It’s ridiculous how well made your KZread content is! It’s absolutely brilliant and you quality is in a class of its own. Good job you have a bright future ahead of you!

You guys deserve awards for that production and performance, it was superb !

Hello from Russia! At the beginning, footage from my hometown, Krasnoyarsk city. Very surprised to see him here. I had a Ural, a long time ago. This is an incredibly unreliable technique. It could stop starting for no reason. You could take the engine apart, do nothing, then put the engine back together AND AFTER THAT IT WILL START. After the Urals, I bought a Yamaha dragstar and it felt like a rolls royce...

My wife rides Ural... she loves it, I love it.... all love Ural. (It gets more attention than any other bike I've ever seen). If I could post pics I'd throw one up of her picking up the Christmas tree in her sidecar last Friday... in a snow storm.

I’ve heard of those bikes. The carbs can be adjusted to run on vodka.

@Dominus_Potatus

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if this is a joke or not... Because for a moment, I think it is plausible

@joaopnmarques

4 жыл бұрын

Rookie Wrenching I own one. Never tried it but... I’m sure it could! And that’s the beauty in them... you don’t think they can and they do it and you have so much fun! Models from 2005 come with japonese mikuni carbs ( sake problably better). Models from 2015 onwards are ABS and electronic fuel injected. Merry Christmas!

@grahamrushin4384

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong way round,they run on vodka and can be adjusted to run on petrol

@vasileffdrive8657

4 жыл бұрын

And of course, driver runs only on vodka too)))

@emmeneggerlukas

4 жыл бұрын

Anything in russia can run on vodka

Best URAL advert ever. Love it. Even after watching it multiple times over the years. Like the URAL, it never gets old.

Well good luck getting parts now (May 2023). The Geiger counter was a nice addition!

@user-tf4lk4fm7i

Жыл бұрын

Parts are in abundance here

If Wes anderson was doing motorcycle review ! well done

@kurtinfl

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to be the first comment about this. You beat me to it.

Best. KZread. Motorcycle Channel. Period. Please keep the awesomeness flowing! from the sweeping shots of the cooling towers to the clicking of the Geiger counters in the background, your production values keep astounding me every time i re-watch your videos!

I’m so envious of what amazing story tellers you guys are. I have no interest in this bike, but I’m pretty sure I’ve watched it 5 times since you put it out. Thank you!

It’s 2024 and I just watched this again because I remember how great this review was. Please, never lose that artistic appetite.

There's nothing quite like the extraordinarily glorious Russian National Anthem. Unmatched.

@threethrushes

4 жыл бұрын

Technically, it was the USSR anthem, but the score is identical, so you would be forgiven for making that error, comrade.

@bahn5ee

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds really glorious, isn't it. It make me feel like I want to conquer.

@yeahbee8237

4 жыл бұрын

Rule Britannia comes Close but that isnt an anthem

@stuckinpodunk

3 жыл бұрын

I have the sudden urge to rewatch Hunt for Red October for the 2000th time 😁

The motorcycling world: Ryan, we love you! You're suave and cool and nothing could ever make us think otherwise! Ryan: Here, lemme run on camera. The motorcycling world: Huh ... oh ... oh dear.

@wipperwil

3 жыл бұрын

Cool? I beg to differ: It’s the certainly and conviction of Ryan’s inborn nerdiness that is the charm. Whatever it is, keep being you Ryan. You’re the very best at it. Never be normal.

This just popped up on my list of videos and I loved it. Your production quality and humour are awesome! Thank you

Simply awesome team Fortnine .. Great production value , Great story telling , great camera , great direction ... And top of that .. No nonsense next level content ....! You are raising the benchmark so high ...! And match it every single time ..!! Respect ...! Keep it up Ryan .. Stay blessed ..