"Been dead, since the first track Mickey Thompson pattern slapped all the way down to his ass crack" 💀🤣🤣

@GumpTown

5 ай бұрын

I luv dis shit! Dude could make another career on just dissing Tom McDonald’s scary ass!

@robertsugars398

5 ай бұрын

Dude this whole diss was straight fire

@jordanfarquhar5912

5 ай бұрын

And to think he's still has at least 2 that he's teased in the chamber ready to pop off at any second

@Drew_379

5 ай бұрын

GumpTown ya he could 😂😂

@jordanfarquhar5912

5 ай бұрын

@@jordanslone88 can't be to dead if you're here hating for Tom cuz he's to scared to come out and play lol

That flow switch to the lose yourself flow was hard af

The Lose Yourself reference was soo smooth, bro. Kalani is a MAD SCIENTIST producer lol

@devotheambivert9875

4 ай бұрын

The homage Church paid to Eminem with the flow from the hook of Lose Yourself was dope. Word.

@malaboo818

4 ай бұрын

Loved it

@jacquelinevanbierk

4 ай бұрын

EPIC!

@bradleyamos9519

4 ай бұрын

@@devotheambivert9875 ai generated comment

@Gamesarecool-tb2mf

4 ай бұрын

Shit was crazy hard!!!

i realized he was just saying that shit for money when every song was the same "bars"

🤣 the mad scientist stirred up some 💩, I’ve been waiting for upchurch to reevaluate his sermons😂 loved it.

Upchurch is so slept on his word play is crazy and his flow is sick. Upchurch is my favorite artists out right now, and climbing the ladder of all time.

@dburgess30680

5 ай бұрын

No doubt

@jacaec20002ify

5 ай бұрын

Literally almost all I listen to anymore, from the country to the rockish to the hiphop his music is all around enjoyable. Skilled with his art for sure

@danielbunch6106

5 ай бұрын

I’ve been listening to upchurch since he started his career

@justanotherguyonyoutube9755

5 ай бұрын

Flow? What flow? Dude sounded like he was trying out for epic rap battles of history and was denied. This track was absolute garbage. No flow, nothing rhymed, and his comparisons made no sense. He's hardly relevant anymore and all he can do is try and start shit where there should be none so someone might remember who he is

@jacaec20002ify

5 ай бұрын

@@justanotherguyonyoutube9755 lol you’re trippin you didn’t catch any of the word play at all then or even understand the meanings of what he’s saying, didnt ryme? Stopppp

Church got all the reactors going to work tonight

@donnaewe3692

5 ай бұрын

Facts 😆

@ramboramsey8880

5 ай бұрын

Yep

@Em22-wtf

4 ай бұрын

Lol, I already seen that btchy one uploaded 🤣🤣🤣

@TheMindofMartin

4 ай бұрын

People's champ

@2bcYT

4 ай бұрын

We don't need to be told what's uniquely great. We hear Church ringing his bell.

Bruh tanks for this. Made my day here in Austria. Love that Why Boys diss too

Mans words are nuclear such a good singer

The bars..... cant wait to see you in April

@oggiewalt6350

3 ай бұрын

Like the places with seats and alcohol? Because you can not be talking about music.

We all gotta respect Kalani as well for always giving us such 🔥 production for Church

@jamesmason9016

4 ай бұрын

No shit. That beat was fire

@SkotHenderson

4 ай бұрын

Now that’s “FACTS”

@TurdessDaturtiose

4 ай бұрын

Yea man I love the beats an upchurch song wouldn't be the same

@TurdessDaturtiose

4 ай бұрын

😂 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 🅵🅰🅲🆃🆂

@d.gerstmann4930

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's crazy when you don't make your own beats and then want to pretend to be a rapper.

We need an entire album of the diss tracks

Upchurch..Put this on Spotify 🔥

after a few listens i think 'found waldo studyin southern comfort on his wifi' is hilarious but will be overlooked by even most reactors

My neighbors were bobbing when I had this blasting. Gawwd Damnnnn🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@mikeduggan6516

5 ай бұрын

OH O DEAR !!

@SupermanAJ23

5 ай бұрын

WWWWWW

@RobertHillard-xw7xd

5 ай бұрын

Oh man goddam

@BidenSucks2020

5 ай бұрын

Sure they were lmfao

@j.a.r.family2576

4 ай бұрын

Y'all trailers are hooked together huh?

These lyrics are so fucking dense I need to write them out to catch everything he’s saying

East TN Love it Preach Church

❤😂 I was needing this 😮

THIS is the Upchurch i love!

@mikeduggan6516

5 ай бұрын

OH dear

@randalljaques5044

5 ай бұрын

Upchurch is a legend.. lyrics are insane...

@neeleydev2596

5 ай бұрын

I agree

@The_Dwolf_Show

5 ай бұрын

This is the church we know THE GOAT 🐐🐐

@justinpillman305

5 ай бұрын

Not sure why I keep seeing his stuff after unsubscribing but so y’all know It’s not that difficult to talk smack on someone, I’m not a rapper and I can come up with some lyrics for a diss, he’s just chasing clout and y’all are falling for his stupidity, y’all will understand one day

This is aging well

who wants to be a Millionaire for no fuking reason .this guy. Epic bar

This went absolutely crazy, had to listen to it 5 times to catch all the bars.

@UnpatternedGarbage

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I didn't really catch anything. I think this one might have been a bit too cryptic. As long as Tom understands it, it works, I guess, but still.

@Lia2222

4 ай бұрын

I'm saying!!!!!

That beat is pure fuckin FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

Love this..

"five head ass"🤣🤣

So many bars, doubles and Upchurch saying so many things many won't understand. DAM CHURCH!!!!!!!

@hitman9198

5 ай бұрын

Including Upchurch.

Lmao! Church chose violence 😂😂. 🔥 🔥

@nostalgianotes-

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@CFNCHARLIEOFFICIAL

2 ай бұрын

Church chose violence lol

@user-ue3rh6hv8l

28 күн бұрын

Church chose to cry nothing violent about crying Ryan. LMAO 🤣

@austinplayz960

23 күн бұрын

@@user-ue3rh6hv8l atleeast hes dissing someone who deserves it, tom macdonald does blackface haha

Perfect love it

All of this ❤❤❤❤❤

That laugh at the end says “I’m just fuggin around but I’m also serious muhfucka” 🤘🏻 🇺🇸 🖤

@niki2104-

4 ай бұрын

😂 💯

@garyhunt6915

4 ай бұрын

😂

@grizzlydipperj8782

4 ай бұрын

Right hope we get part 3 from church bc it was fire js have u listen to justtrae diss tracks

@treygill

4 ай бұрын

Right 😂

@michealmaurer5675

3 ай бұрын

It's 2pac reference, c,mon

I've listened to this 5 times in a row! The bars are so deadly! "Remember Hobson had white eyes, he ain't tell no white lies, or hashtag his whole life!" THIS!!!

@BlessedMamaJacklynn

4 ай бұрын

Yes I couldn’t stop repeating it! It’s straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@taylorjames1127

4 ай бұрын

F*ckin cold.

@BlazedTheGemini

4 ай бұрын

Hopsin*

@cohcam2113

4 ай бұрын

What were you listening to? I'm am so scared for your generation. Soon yall will be listening to songs about cleaning the litter box. Saying "BARS!" This song was garbage. Go listen to Nas so you know what bars are. Goodness me.

@jordanfarquhar5912

4 ай бұрын

​@@cohcam2113what you can't catch the bars or your brain can't comprehend them? Cuz this track is filled with them. Or are you one of the tom Kool aid drinking fans that think his political clickbait and having Ben Shapiro try to rap was bars lmao

Absolutely love this beat

Dude this was so tight I didn’t want it to end . I was like damn carry it for like 15 minutes so I don’t have to reload it so much to here over and over again

That Em flow u threw in 🔥

@rugerrokey

5 ай бұрын

Adam did it better

@acerosstine49

5 ай бұрын

@@rugerrokeybut upchurhc isn’t dissing him

@rugerrokey

5 ай бұрын

@@acerosstine49 act like you haven't heard the slight jab at Adam in the Why boys track. Church just won't call out Adam as that smoke would be too thick.

@jaNartemisinthewoods

5 ай бұрын

@@rugerrokey Well, tell Adam to step up. 😆

@rugerrokey

5 ай бұрын

@@jaNartemisinthewoods real artist don't have time for petty bullshit. And from what the host of the Taylorville show posted earlier today (now deleted) I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see someone disappearing from that lineup. Just pure speculation, btw.

Sumn to jam to while I smoke this evening! Perfect timing 💨 💡😂

@drewstearns3015

5 ай бұрын

Facts!

@brobro3337

5 ай бұрын

Same here man, smoking a bowl of some 🔥

@codysnodgrass2139

5 ай бұрын

Hell yea bro 😎

@jordanfarquhar5912

5 ай бұрын

Smoking fire while listening to church flame a hog

Love it

Upchurch you said it best brother when you die you gonna be a mother fuckin legend except I think you already are

I was gonni say the old church is back but in reality he never fucking left haha

Wooooo 🔥 this soooooo goooood 😊❤ ! Omg this is amazing omg 💯 kaloniondabeat! 💯 💥 👊 💣 🎯 ! Wow !

Holy shit! Damn I got no words for how good this song is

Wow!❤ Love it! I mean communication is 🔑 Looking 👀 forward to it.

Straight 🔥 🔥 🔥

I love everything about Upchurch all of him ! All kinds of him 💯 😊❤!

Just got done working on my beater car, came inside took a shower and this is what I’m blessed with to end the day 😮 straight fire🔥 church is the man! UP MUTHA FUCKIN CHUUURCH 🤘🏼

“Cuz im firing a funky volume knockoff marcus hopsin” 🤣 need a church and hopsin track 🔥 cmon bro u been teasin us since that scru face diss

@JonDeezy2491

5 ай бұрын

Facts sure do

@JonDeezy2491

5 ай бұрын

Matter fact the whole funk volume

@jordanfarquhar5912

5 ай бұрын

A Church and hopsin collab would be next level shit fasho

@samr5066

5 ай бұрын

Been saying it for years

@jordanfarquhar5912

5 ай бұрын

A church and Chris Webby collab would be insane too

Lol im dead that shit was funny !!! For real tho why doesnt he ever do shows ?!?!

Wow👌🔥🔥🔥👀

Hot damn you did it again!! It's 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I had to listen to it twice and I'm still catching stuff you said

Ive been rocking with Upchurch since the beginning, but I never expected this. 😵🔥

@2bcYT

4 ай бұрын

This dude has gotten better like a fine wine.

str8 🔥

Let's goo this will be an entertaining back and forth

I absolutely love the flow on this one, especially the Eminem part. This is gold!

@brendanchapman5996

4 ай бұрын

Fr

Church needs to become a fuckin battle rapper. This is when his best shit comes out

@YoWhoThisFool

4 ай бұрын

It's called A.I.

@Co1eTrain84

4 ай бұрын

Like all Toms video comments? ​@@YoWhoThisFool

@edwardredmond6476

4 ай бұрын

That's his roots. Lol😂😅 WTF are you talking about 😂😅

@cececox6399

4 ай бұрын

If this is his best he really is trash. Dude sounds as jealous and bitter, and as obsessed, as benzino is with Eminem. Dudes jealous that Tom is better at gaining and holding people's attention.

@edwardredmond6476

4 ай бұрын

Ware is tom???????? No ware no see no nothing so ???????

@Church I want to ask what's the name of the music in this Track it's awesome!

@Jacob_Walterreit734

Ай бұрын

Definitely a sample of madchilds devils rejects

I cant wait.. ehh hee hee i love rivalrys sometimes...

Loving the old school flow of this one, Yet another banger.

@devotheambivert9875

4 ай бұрын

This beat is fuego for real. This sounds like a G-Unit beat.

"Mickey Thompson patterns slapped all the way down to his asscrack" 😅 thanks for including us car guys in this one.

@anthonybomicino3276

5 ай бұрын

I agree, but prob talking about truck tires

Church you're good, but I gotta say, you're in beast mode Tom's in God Mode, it's not the same.

Well gahdamn!

Just watched captain curt reacts bro you made homies day with that one. Giving it to reactors first is a major flex 💪🏼

@YAHUAH870

5 ай бұрын

Hes a marketing genius on top of everything else.

@nostalgianotes-

5 ай бұрын

⁠I respect that decision. That helps these reaction channels grow too. Upchurch is a good dude.

And the GOATiest GOAT of all GOATS goes to Mr Ryan Edward Upchurch! Keep on GOAT’N Bubba!!

@Axial32

5 ай бұрын

Ehh more of a bot

@ClapYerrTurdCuttr

20 күн бұрын

so called goat can't even reach a million views, does nothing but cry and whine these days probably why his views are decreasing. his panties always getting caught in a bunch and its eating him alive lol

Smooth. 🔥

These beats are ! So good !

Kalani is killin it with those beats

@devotheambivert9875

4 ай бұрын

Big ups

I keep listening to this I love it, imma memorize it 😈

The joe dirt comet line🔥🔥

Joe Dirts comet I’m only dropping some heat shit 😂😂😂 best verse ever

I’m speechless 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Absolute fireeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

Bars 🔥🔥🔥

Amazing

That eagle flyin' in at the beginning, and the end!! 🦅💪😈

Your genius with words and flow changes never stops amazing me. That "lose yourself" part had me smiling from ear to ear. The whole thing was fuggin amazing. I truly believe you're the most talented artist of this generation.

@2bcYT

4 ай бұрын

Glad to be here for it. I lived during the 70 and 80s where classic rock and roll was hero. Church has zing.

@Shooter40cal

4 ай бұрын

EARL WINSLOW...IF HES A GENIUS THEN UR IQ IS PROB ROOM TEMP 😂😂😂

@EjayT06

3 ай бұрын

What a joke 🤣🤣🤣

All bars and no prison get em church

This was lit 🔥

Absolute lyrical genius. Church we love you bro

@jovanleon7

2 ай бұрын

Just a bunch of word salad. A whole lot of words to impress without actually saying anything of importance. Amusing.

This beat gives me a 90's feel. Love it

Bars!!

Since I'm here now, I'll continue to be ten percent of this songs youtube views. Thanks Ryan! 😉♥️😊 -minister Timothy.

Holy shit dude! Every diss you've dropped over the years, all the way back to Your Fired, have been amazing to begin with. And still progressively better and better. Keep it real skin! 🔥 🐔 🔥

@EjayT06

3 ай бұрын

If it gets progressively better to this dumpster fire, what the fuck was the first one 💀

The bald eagle screech in the beat gets me 😂

@jonchase8033

4 ай бұрын

That's actually a red tail hawk call. 😂😂

@yeetusmcyeeter

4 ай бұрын

@@jonchase8033🤔😂😂

@PowerShack_MisFitness

4 ай бұрын

​@@jonchase8033😂

@saltykraken9471

4 ай бұрын

Thats actually the sound your girl makes when you stick it in the wrong hole.

@jonchase8033

4 ай бұрын

Look it up. 😂😂😂😂.

that Hopsin line was so fucking hard. Pans in the cupboard, referring to Hop's song "Pans in the Kitchen" then he brought up Funk Volume. my mind is blown

I had to watch this 3 times to consume it all.

Once again not disappointed! This is 🔥

I kill the beats so much every album having a funeral🔥🔥🔥🔥

Getem upchurch let everyone know whats up.

WOW!! The actual breakdown of these bars would take hours to unpack!! This track might just show us who in the reactor realm is actually worth a shit. I'm going to have to listen several times to get my own grasp on it. Wordplay on another level.

@tierneylogan5943

4 ай бұрын

Ikr, I’m gonna need like 10 listens. Thank god he put the lyrics up lol

@aintrunnin6608

4 ай бұрын

😂 I couldn't make it through this trash twice let alone for hours 😂

@bobcorrigan3094

4 ай бұрын

Cliff beats and black Pegasus did a great job

@randysimmons3587

4 ай бұрын

​@aintrunnin6608 hurry up you got some maple syrup balls to hang off of

@tierneylogan5943

4 ай бұрын

@@aintrunnin6608 not everyone is smart enough to understand Ryan’s bars 🤷‍♀️

This is dope , Ryan you always impress me with your skills

Whoa! He's a DNA consumer! Did he just say he swallows?! 😂

@donfenimore8017

2 ай бұрын

I heard that too he must have spent a few summers at diddy's summers camp.

@gabemartinez8902

2 ай бұрын

Of course the people who hate gays out here claiming someone else is gay got a fruity mind is what you got need some help steeping outside that closet don't ya 😒

@justinkeefer-jh6nm

2 ай бұрын

​@@donfenimore8017Hannibal Lecter. Trans mans fans logic. Then again, maybe prison bitch fans logic.

@Jacob_Walterreit734

Ай бұрын

This, kids, is what we call reaching. When you identify this characteristic, it is usually an indicator of various insecurities in said individual. Example, DNA is found in literally every cell of the human body, the highest concentration of DNA is found in the blood. Someone who immediately jumps to jizz and then correlates that to then swallowing said jizz is, what we call, tipping their hand. Meaning, they are telling you about there homosexual desires and aspirations subconsciously. Now take off your blinders kids, you see, we have an artist who's fans who thrive on dick and fart jokes that is a grad a pandering puppet. Then you have another artist that is able to make fans of the other artist out themselves when attempting to point out his own flaws. LOL go play with the pigs in the slop.

@user-ue3rh6hv8l

Ай бұрын

His raps are semen receptacles aka DNA consumer 😂

Damn just damn 🔥 🔥 🔥

Where you been? Fuck yeah!

Dude, the flow, THE FLOW

@anthonysummers9279

4 ай бұрын

That’s what I’m saying!

Can't wait to hear it all

Freaking Bars!!!!!

Just fyi I think youtube tryna censor this I can’t add this to my playlist well I can add it but it says song is unavailable it only lets me play the song when I search for it

See I done told y’all that first track was just an appetizer and now this is the dip so to speak. Now I wish Tom would reply so we can get the main dish.

NASTY. Pure genius with the wordplay. That changeup into Eminem's "Lose Yourself"................. yea no words to describe that.

@Nobody__Cares118

5 ай бұрын

You know when you use somebody else's beat that's already out there that's called plagiarism, so Ryan Upchurch is just like Joe Biden he likes to plagiarize certain beats that somebody else already created, boy that's original.

@rp---

5 ай бұрын

​@@Nobody__Cares118 cool story bro but I took a look through the comments and found no one who fucking asked.

@KobraDaWolf

5 ай бұрын

​@@rp--- damn dude 😂😂

@milo-md8yb

5 ай бұрын

​@@Nobody__Cares118 @Nobody_Cares420

@PHKallYallMFrs420

5 ай бұрын

aint you got sum dishes to do or a sandwich to make ....POOF away with you devil

Holyyyyyyy....Shyttttt....these are bars baby....BARSssss....

Awesome how he included the Eminem part

Your word play is always on point! This beat was dope as well! That hog crispy fried 🤣💯🤣

@dominicharris1929

5 ай бұрын

Screw that, the hog got burnt 😂

@Kamarie8901

5 ай бұрын

@@dominicharris1929 🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻

@mine6312

5 ай бұрын

This track is much better then the first one but he isn’t frying shit he’s just screaming into the ether begging for attention from someone that isn’t going to give it to him

@k_lunatic4408

5 ай бұрын

​@mine6312 we found the hogs

@stephen_crumley

5 ай бұрын

@@mine6312ok nova you’re right