New RT Doc; Impastable: A Chris Demarais story

@TubbyLumpedKins

4 жыл бұрын

Karaan Baeree Demarinara*

Few minutes in and Chris is just babbling about his pasta pass. I'm gonna love this

@teejandahalf

4 жыл бұрын

This is incredible. I feel like Green Shirt Guy.

@callanc3925

4 жыл бұрын

There should be a weekly segment where chris just stumbles through explaining something basic happening in his life

@maybeits1K

4 жыл бұрын

I still remember his swordfish lol

@StephenMckeighen

4 жыл бұрын

@@maybeits1K The last thing I would want to remember is Chris' Swordfish.

every single new person that is introduced on the podcast is either miles, or burnie, or a hybrid of the two. and that's it.

Really missed Burnie, stoked he's back

@werr3222werrr

4 жыл бұрын

THEODSTKING117 haha

@Brando501st

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@johnfronda8013

4 жыл бұрын

Budget Burnie is Best Burnie

@ikehonea3601

4 жыл бұрын

24:04

To quote/paraphrase Elyse Willems Nightmare before Christmas is a Halloween movie that gets you in the mood for Christmas and thanksgiving.

11:03 “I don’t know what I’m doing.” -Chris Demarais, 2019

Burnie sure looks weird today

@losangeles3562

4 жыл бұрын

Its low budget.

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Earth 2 burnie

@DrBrovahkiin

4 жыл бұрын

Great Value Burnie

@chrismcbrayer4018

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's the hat!

@AaronCasey92

4 жыл бұрын

It's his last one so e's trying something different.

I dozed off and woke up to the weird voices bit, I was so confused

Good bye Game Time with Burnie. Hello Pasta Time with Chris One on one convo over an Olive Garden dinner with Chris and a new person each week

@mantisxz

4 жыл бұрын

Eating Pasta with Creators.

You guys are looking at the catering menu calories... actual calories are actually more reasonable (still heavy).

Feeling really called out with this "you can't eat that much pasta" talk

1:05:28 It was actually 600,000 travellers in total stranded abroad, the 150,000 figure was only the number of UK nationals.

Barbara says "it's so much grease" in response to Chris having unlimited pasta... No Barbara, it's Italy.

My friends have a running gag where they have been sending the same penny back and forth on venmo for nearly a year

@derekdoolittle257

4 жыл бұрын

Send 2 pennies some day and challenge them to only send the right one back

That last half-hour of the podcast was the gang beginning to reach class consciousness

Chris is a company treasure.

@slayo710

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

Barbs makeup makes her look like sage mode naruto

@MrSss1025

4 жыл бұрын

Chelo Macabre Art bruh lol

@RandomSapphire

4 жыл бұрын

She's the child of prophecy

@Hyavobi

4 жыл бұрын

XD I was thinking this.

I have said it once and I will say it again. The Nightmare Before Christmas is both a Halloween and Christmas movie.

Trevor and Barb should be Jim and Pam from The Office

48:10 Start of the fairy tale

@_l_-1

4 жыл бұрын

Stip thanks chief

The chicken alfredo does NOT have 4500 calories. Wth. It has 1620 calories. Still not great, but it's better than 4500. lol I dunno where you got that number, but it's wrong.

Burnie has lost a lot of weight - i nearly didn't recognised him.

There's too much bullying of Chris's Pasta Pass from the rest of the people on this podcast! It's a great idea! Go Chris!

This week brought to you by Gus and Barbara’s seemingly deliberate t-shirt/couch clashes

Chris is in the thumbnail. I'm sold.

Chris is the shiny Pokemon of RT, you don't see him often, but when you do it's amazing 🤣

Gotta say I miss Gus saying "let me read this thing right here"

if gus had sat on the couch he’d just be a floating head

14:50 Barb summed up Calus-Bod pretty well

MTG ToE ad read was something I didn't realize I needed in my life. Animate this please!!!

Android has had swipe to text for years

@hennessee1994

4 жыл бұрын

Right? I was thinking that they already sound ancient lol. I love swipe texting

The lyrics in the song are “It’s a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood.”.

Oh Apple got swipe text now? Welcome to 2015, again.

@ToxicatedLum

4 жыл бұрын

They're working on this ground breaking technology of having two apps on your screen AT THE SAME TIME!!

@TaylorPie94

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicatedLum I was so confused when my supervisor told me that his iPhone X couldn't minimize YT videos so can I do something else. I was like, "But.... you have a $1k phone?? WHAT exactly does it do then?!!"

@Brando501st

4 жыл бұрын

1:02:30 It STILL feels so crazy when iPhone users are talking about "new" features like swipe to text when Android has had it for Years!

My favorite time of the week podcast time

Andrew is a rooster teeth personality I know least about, and see the least..... he should be in more love stuff like this.

The only regular replacement for Burnie that I would love is Chris tbh

@LittleCheebs

4 жыл бұрын

Chris is just Dumb Gavin.

@kitdarling

4 жыл бұрын

@@LittleCheebs he's got good stories c:

I freaking love Chris... and his friendship with Zach

So happy to see this new episode of the know in the middle part

Whelp, time to set up memorials for Chris and Zach... At least they'll always be considered family at Olive Garden for their sacrifice (And no, I don't mean OneyNG and PsychicPebbles)

@siefer117

4 жыл бұрын

The memorial started when they became lets players.

@TheSliderBy

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Sleepycast

0:25 If Trevor did not call Barbara Pumpkin that day, I'll be very disappointed.

Since this whole Carson King thing has gone down, the Des Moines register had dug up a post from when he was 16 and ruined the deal. Carson King is an Iowan legend and literally the whole state is hating on the Des Moines register and Busch Light for their response to a sixteen year olds Facebook post.

This is how Chris achieves Callous Bod

Omg this is one of the best beginning of this podcast. I can't stop laughing and smiling. Best first 12mins

Chris just mentioning Zach Anner elevated the episode. Zach Anner should be the de-facto CEO of Rooster Teeth whenever he's not writing TV shows.

4 seconds of singing is high key let's gooooo

I need weekly updates on their stats. What points they have etc.

I love Chris podcasts. They are comedy gold.

As soon as he said Busch light, I knew the guy was from here in Iowa!

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Busch light and lone star are pretty cheap but decent

@SaitamasFist

4 жыл бұрын

Then the Des Moines Register messed up everything... sadness

Its the first day of Fall? That means our favorite sport is starting back up, Tornado Dodging

My friend is a chef and makes great pumpkin soup when i visit, thus autumn is my fav season of the year.

Barbara and Trever as each other for Halloween would be great

Wait! They're not going to call out Chris on the way he pronounced "thesaurus"?!

@upbeatmj

4 жыл бұрын

That's how I say it

PODCAST TIME!!!!

Nick Mason (Drummer of Pink Floyd) bought a Ferrari brand new in the early 70s, it is now valued at 40 million dollars

I like how the ad read turned the podcast into an audio reading of an over-glorified story of the 3 Little Pigs out of the blue.

I really enjoyed this

That new couch though!!!

1:02:30 It STILL feels so crazy when iPhone users are talking about "new" features like swipe to text when Android has had it for Years!

This podcast is the reason I invested in new headphones-

Chris is a gem!

I never thought I would see a MTG ad on a video from Rooster Teeth.

I love swype text but I only had it on my non-iphones. It was really fast and easy for me to use with one hand, or if my phone was on the table and I didn't want to pick it up, and also just because I hate hitting the wrong keys. But mostly the first one.

Nightmare before christmas came out October 13th 1993 so I assume it was meant to be a holloween movie

For anyone that is here for the RTAA ad read its at 48:00

43:30 "the other day" Gus that was on the WoW Classic Stream, that was WEEKS ago.

@cheesecrew

4 жыл бұрын

As confusing as it is "The other day" is generally used to reference a day that can be an indeterminate amount of time ago.

Are they mistaking kj for calories for the olive garden meals? If so 4400 kj is only 1100 calories

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Chem or physics major ? Respect tho

Nicholas from greek nike meaning "victory" and latin laus meaning "of the people"

Gus could get a nasal pillow for his CPAP. Instead of going over the nose, there will be two holes for each nostril. This will be another visit to the CPAP supply company for a proper fitting.

I love Barb's eyeshadow so much.

Samsung has had swipe texting for a long time. Another reason why Apple is out of touch.

Chris is a national treasure

This won't be the same without Burnie. Next week is his last as he's moving into a more behind the scenes creative role

@augdog4855

4 жыл бұрын

Burnie is leaving the podcast???

That couch looks massive!

I definitely don't believe the 4500 calories statement, I would bet more around 1500 per dinner pasta meal

@HappyFluegel

4 жыл бұрын

neat crow I looked it up and the chicken Alfredo is stated on the website of OG to have 1,620 cal.

@YKM

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I also didn’t.mt believe that. They do have a “served 4-6” area where calories went up that high. So either they got confused or lied for the funnies

@tleilaxu42

4 жыл бұрын

They were looking at the catered version.

Swype texting, whilst hot and miss, is handy for one handed typing

@spybloom

4 жыл бұрын

Case in point: "hot and miss"

Pasta is the best!

I use Swype all the time, its so easy because you just generally have to get close to the letters you want, dont need to be precise and itll figure out what you mean. But also voice to text is much quicker and less focus than any of them.

Maybach, jesus christ what a throwback

There are 1480 calories in 1 serving of Olive Garden Chicken Alfredo.

They were really wrong with the calories at olive garden, I just looked it up and the chicken alfredo is 1620 calories, not sure where they were getting 4500 from?

Brett: a person from Britain, Dysinger: a person from Deising Bavaria

I ALSO HAVE A PASTA PASS :D --> so far I've gone every day, gonna go every single day. Chris and I are pasta friends.

I like andrew he fits in well. Also decent comedic timing

I like how they got the Friends couch, mentioned it, and then never said how/why they got it

8:30 in and I realized that wasn’t Burnie talking

BARBARA!!! Do Migel and Tulio from Road to Eldorado

@Philosopanda

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

Talking about Swype like old people. I've been using it for years

I wonder how long it would have took to realise the couch was different if they didn't mention. I was kinda scared i didn't notice right away

Nightmare before Christmas came out in October therefore it's an Oktoberfest movie

My full name means "Revered one who hears the voice of God" Tough to beat that one :)

I like getting to see Andrew on the podcast. I enjoy him in content

The origin story of Pasta Pete.

How did they get all these calorie facts so extremely wrong

@Ghostsoulless

4 жыл бұрын

wad A bit late on this but I think they were looking at a catering menu or something cause they were way off.

The pasta pass sounds like a great deal. I've never been to an olive garden so i don't know what their pasta is like though.

@hecatestehlik1298

4 жыл бұрын

It's bottom of the barrel pasta

@tleilaxu42

4 жыл бұрын

It's the worst. They don't even salt the water to boil the pasta in. The breadsticks are good though.

47:08 Gus: "No mama"

Put it in a Box.

The nightmare before Christmas is both, it’s for Halloween and Christmas because if I remember correct the movie starts on Halloween! ☺️

Barbara- When you disconnect the battery of your car, the memory retained by certain computer systems is lost. Without that memory, the inspection place can't look up emissions graphs to see how your car has been performing over time.

@Pheatan

4 жыл бұрын

For all the places ive been to they just clip an emissions sensor to the end of the exhaust and run emissions testing and dyno testing at the same time. It might just be because the newest car I've owned was an 08 so while my car has O2 sensors, they never logged and stored the results.

Mine is Ludwig and it means Legendary War

Hay my birthday is on Friday also!!!! Happy birthday