Some Timestamps for you all! 0:00 - Construction Conspiracy 5:01 - My Mom's Dog is dead.... actually no. 7:37 - Direct and Non-Stop/Giant Ceramic Frogs 10:00 - How Many Fingers? 11:38 - 2 things I dont like about Toblerone 17:48 - What Company has the most storage? 18:10 - How many bones are in your ed? 23:18 - Dan is a fucking idiot! 28:31 - It Shuts Off 29:57 - You Don't stick a stick inside another stick! 34:29 - Hand stuck in Beer Bottle 36:58 - Iris Jones 39:51 - TV Hole in the Wall 44:17 - Dolphin Selfies/ TV Hole 2 50:42 - 2 Horrible Scenarios 54:28 - SHUT UP IN THERE!!! 56:59 - Chris Cooks Fish 59:32 - Candyfloss Cologne Can't wait for the next compilation.

@quenten5770

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

@youtubepeace

4 жыл бұрын

you are a good man

@agent2539

4 жыл бұрын

twitter.com/KZread/status/1266051626562990082 @Phoenix Edits add it to the description please!

@Nightshade17655

Жыл бұрын

Why. The video is already timestamped. This was pointless

@PhoenixEditsRT

Жыл бұрын

No, it's timestamped because they decided to take the time too.

"I don't like Toblerone..." I think this is my favorite Burnie moment

@BrxIghtside

Жыл бұрын

Right after gus spends $110 on a huge one lol burnie is the best chaotic neutral

That damn airport door rant cracks me up every time

@dillonschreiber2389

4 жыл бұрын

It’s so annoying cause what Bernie is saying makes sense Gavin is just dumb lol

@ChrisPArt

4 жыл бұрын

Last year I visited austin for the first time, first thing I saw while walking out of the airport was the set of boxed off doors that Burnie was talking about. It was like seeing the statue of Liberty😂😂

@zacharyhull7612

4 жыл бұрын

@@dillonschreiber2389 They both made sense and had a point, but they were narrowly dodging the point where they both meet

@VVheeli

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin’s is about fixed amount, Burnie is arguing consistency. That settles the argument.

@dillonschreiber2389

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Gan Gavin just doesn’t understand bunnies point at all

This HAD to start off with the great Construction argument XD

@callummccarney7820

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me you agree with Gavin otherwise we are about to have our own construction arguement

@calebcroy07

4 жыл бұрын

Btw Burnie is right about the sliding doors. Some sliding doors broke at my work & someone fixed it in like 30 minutes the same day. He’s right it’s bullshit 😂😂

@Spoooie

4 жыл бұрын

@@callummccarney7820 They're both correct

@VVheeli

4 жыл бұрын

Callum McCarney Gavin’s arguing that Burnie always sees construction at Austin Airport because it’s the most frequent place Burnie visits, so of course he sees it the most there. Burnie is saying he will 100% of the time he sees construction at Austin airport, no matter when he goes. He doesn’t see construction at all in other places, even if he visits them frequently. If they’re good at maintenance, you should be able to go to the Austin airport and not see construction sometimes. Burnie says that scenario never happens. Gavin’s arguing fixed amount, Burnie is arguing consistency.

@bluepython97

4 жыл бұрын

Even though Gavin is saying anything false in the argument, he is clearly wrong because he is trying to argue Burnie’s point which is totally reasonable

I miss Burnie on the podcast, love that guy

@SpikeSeagull

4 жыл бұрын

There's a new podcast called-Rooster Teeth podcast stuck at home with Geoff Gus Gavin and Burnie for first members

@alaskanspartan89

4 жыл бұрын

What happened?

@ClairvoyantLastrus

4 жыл бұрын

@@alaskanspartan89 He had a kid, couldn't keep doing it

@ClairvoyantLastrus

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpikeSeagull good to know

@youngcavedweller

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? The RT podcast ended after he left. What are you referring to?

Gavin: How many bones are in the skull? Burnie commits mental breakdown

@irishkid9797

4 жыл бұрын

i always loved how they fought over two different wrong answers lol

@tomblakemoremusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@irishkid9797 It's 22 isn't it?

@Asgardian30

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomblakemoremusic yes there are 22 bones in the skull

@marieleelee

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Burnie was gonna start crying 🤣

@ArtCore616

3 жыл бұрын

How many are there tough? Becuase the skull are actually several later welded together, do they count as one?

*Full transcript of Chris' fish recipe, uninterrupted:* "You just get some fish that are raw. You just buy a fish, it doesn't matter what kind. And then, I just, you know, I put it in a... what I do for cooking, is, whatever I'm cooking, I just put, like, dressing on it, like salad dressing. Whatever dressing I have. It's whatever dressing I have, I just - it's like I'm cooking fish or whatever it is - I'll just put dressing on it, and then I'm like cook it, I'm like oh it's got... it tastes like balsamic vinegar. Because, it's like, all these flavours mix together into one sauce."

@Sethywethyy

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck. This made my fucking day

@basstrammel1322

5 ай бұрын

This quote is unbelievable. But it's recorded.

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

@Tondbots

Ай бұрын

I know, i know but its so sad, to see something so built on gaming woth friends fall to corpo rats

I love how barb is always just sitting back watching the chaos unfold

@DefinitelyNotNoel

2 жыл бұрын

Barb is the perfect representation of the audience during Gavin and Burnie's bulllshit arguments, losing sanity by the second as the conversation devolves

@IconicW4rrior

10 күн бұрын

lol what a creative and polite way of saying doing nothing

2:09 'There is a fucking door' is the best rt podcast moment ever, never fails to make me burst out laughing.

(28:33) You added "It shuts off..." thank you so much. That is literally one of our favorite moments. We were on the public bus on our way to college and that segment of the podcast starts playing and we could not stop laughing. We were full on belly laughing on a public bus. Looked like a crazy person but don't care, still worth it.

@myahitt1247

5 ай бұрын

“‘Letmusicring’ asked… ‘what does your computer do?’”😂😂😂

my sides HURT from the "how many bones are in your head" part

@bustedkeaton

4 жыл бұрын

Burnies desperate pleading when gavin goes "why you so obsessed with the teeth"

I always hoped someone would continue these, I was bummed when Hembo stopped making them

@ABCDEFR

4 жыл бұрын

@TM Delacrush His "RT Podcast Moments" series in specific is what I think he's referring to.

@izenga606

2 жыл бұрын

this aged poorly

@jeshonloonskin4176

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisjones5411 both sides are at fault in that incident.

@booyahhayoob

Жыл бұрын

@@jeshonloonskin4176 How was Ky at fault whatsoever? Sure, she stole a few snacks, but I GUARANTEE they weren’t worth more than $5. $100 says if Geoff told a similar story Hembo wouldn’t even blink.

@jeshonloonskin4176

Жыл бұрын

@@booyahhayoob no you numpty, not Ky, Hembo and the Toxic community.

Thank you for including the "cha cha cha" frogs, I completely forgot about them! It's so funny to imagine Gus and Burnie on planes together playing the air maracas when flight crews switch.

Put it down, put the dog down! It’s melting!

@ReGGiEbayer95

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t like Toblerone hahahahahha

@michaelmeis2953

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be hard to put a dog down, it would not be hard to put that dog down

That toblerone convo was just the highlight of this. Gavin being gavin 😂😂

That Toblerone conversation is such a classic. I dont think I've ever seen such a powerful twist in the final act of anything, much less a conversation about chocolate bars.

The discussion of Dan vs food is still one of the greatest moments of RT history

I miss Burnie....It will never be the same without him.

@Stonesmetalworkchannel

4 жыл бұрын

RIP

@HelloTardis

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. He was ALWAYS convinced he was right, and couldn’t even imagine if he was “off base”.

@dependablemadman8950

Ай бұрын

Boy, have I got news for you. Morning Somewhere Podcast.

I just wanna say this was put together really well. Good job would love to see a vol. 2 considering I don’t actually watch the rt podcast this was nice to see a kinda highlights / best of vid

The "shuts off" back and forth might be the funniest and most relatable discussion they've had on this podcast.

I can say with confidence before watching that I've seen all of these clips before. Is that gonna stop me watching them all again in a brand new order? absolutely not. see you in an hour

Here is the RT Podcast 1 Gus is mad with something 2 Burnie gets angry 3 Gavin says something dumb ( I understand his points though) 4 Burnie and gav get in a argument 5 Barbra makes a pun 6 THE END 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍

God I must have watched that TV argument probably 10 times and still don't understand it any better

@themardbard9096

4 жыл бұрын

I think I finally got it this time, with it all edited together. I THINK I understand.

This just shows how much I need a best of burnie 2 miss him on the podcast

39:52 oh god the rear projection TV argument. This is one of my fondest memories of the classic Burnie vs Gavin argument.

I still maintain that Gavin is right about the whole airport construction thing.

@wolfram4234

4 жыл бұрын

It’s two different arguments like most of their arguments. Neither are wrong they are just talking about different things.

@Saveme99isawesome

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with him too, he just doesn't explain himself well.

@HotCrossJuns

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin is speaking in absolute terms (# of instances of construction at a given airport). Burnie is speaking in relative terms (# of instances of construction / total # of visits to the given airport). Within their own realms, they're both technically "right". However, the fact that I could articulate both of their arguments in 1 sentence, yet they couldn't in several minutes, means that they're both wrong in my book.

@Oly1y

4 жыл бұрын

I still maintain that Gavin doesn't understand that it's relative and is too fixated on time

@ogladaczr.t.3168

Жыл бұрын

again all of you are wrong. Gavin is simply a dumbo and, as someone above mentioned, made a different argument. It's not that Burnie *sees* it every time, it's that he goes there frequently and *they still haven't done anything about it*

The Podcast is one of the best things to watch just to get some dumb stories and the best laughs.

I've listened to the Toblerone saga so many times and it just doesn't get old

Oh thank god I really needed an chunk of RT podcast done recently.

Think I already watched all of these clips before. But you gave me an excuse to watch them again, thanks!

“How many fingers do humans have” and “how many fingers do cats have” are still two of of the top autocompletes lol

So, wait, what does Burnie's computer do?

@bustedkeaton

4 жыл бұрын

It just Shuts Off.

The next podcast compilation needs to have at least 5 of the hundreds of times gav has lost his beer, I just don't understand how it's always his beer that foams up after half an hour and messes up everything

I rewatch all of these from time to time. Thank you so much for compiling these in a single video :D

Thanks for making these Phoenix.

No other podcast makes me laugh, I'm not one who laugh out in solitude. But this always crack me up so hard, and i'll go all giddy when it's been a while.

Love the videos! Keep up the great work

Loving these Best Of videos! You're amazing! Keep'em coming :)

9:14 I FORGOT about the "Cha Cha Cha!" frogs, oh my god, bless this compilation

Fantastic video, thanks for putting this together

The little back and forth between Gavin and Burnie in "How many bones are in your head" sound like Church talking to Caboose to me.

Oh my god, thank you for putting this video together and hunting all these down, I'm actually crying with laughter oh man

Honestly, great edit. I've forgotten some of the absolutely legendary podcast moments

THIS WAS RELEASED ON MY BDAY DURING THE PANDEMIC WTFF THANK YOOOUUUUUU

This is one of my favorites of your "best of" but definitely seems like a lot of work so thanks

I miss Burnie. Thank you for compiling these clips. :D

I always hoped you'd do one of these!

I would definitely dig a part two to this!

Miss everyone here...wish we can all talk again and play games

Burnie’s dead person noise gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! It’s so fucking funny!

Now this is the shit I've been waiting for

Gavin is still right about the airport construction

@dillonschreiber2389

4 жыл бұрын

How

@mukundprabakar780

4 жыл бұрын

@@dillonschreiber2389 Okay, I've seen you ask multiple comments so I'll break down his point to you. Burnie complains he sees construction every time he goes to Austin airport. He then notes that when he goes to other airports, there is a lower incidence of him running into similar construction. Gavin notes that his perception is skewed because Burnie visits Austin airport more often than every other airport because he LIVES in Austin. Thus, since he sees Austin airport more often than every other airport, he is exposed to more incidences of construction. Burnie does not understand this point. Gavin is saying Burnie's sample size is biased, because every time he sees airports, Austin airport is involved. Thus, for every non Austin airport Burnie sees, he sees Austin's twice as much, meaning he will see twice as much construction at Austin than at every other airport combined. While construction happens at all airports, Burnie mistakenly thinks Austin's construction is more prevalent, when really he only has more exposure to the natural amount of construction occurring there.

@dillonschreiber2389

4 жыл бұрын

Mukund Prabakar burnie is saying everytime he goes to Austin he sees construction meaning a percentage of the time. So he sees construction 100% of the time at Austin and say only 50% in LAX

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin is wrong. When Burnie catches a flight he sees two airports: Austin and his destination. If Austin airport has the same amount of construction as other airports, then the amount of construction Burnie sees at other airports should average out to be the same as what he sees at Austin. If that average is lower than the amount of construction at Austin, then Burnie is correct and there is more construction at Austin.

@HotCrossJuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@mukundprabakar780 Why would you assume Burnie is speaking in absolute terms? The fact that he keeps stressing "every time" pretty definitively demonstrates that he's speaking on a relative basis (i.e. # of times seeing construction / total # of visits)

This is great, please make more of these! Next one needs the “8! 11!” Argument

I love how majority of the best moments are just Gavin’s idiocy confusing everyone

thanks much love

Starting with the construction debate, good start XD

Starting strong with the best Burnie and Gavin moment on the podcast I see. Lmao honest to God it may be my favorite RTAA moment ever

Thank you!

Googled to see what Joel's up to after seeing him in this, just learned he's not with RT anymore :(

@michelmolenaar2958

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@alexthomas8643

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@GeminiRosche

4 жыл бұрын

Seems to be because he’s been very insensitive and racist on Twitter. And apparently retweeted a picture or video of a corpse

@AJKayyyy

4 жыл бұрын

yeah he’s not a great person on twitter

@dianitedaemon5310

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

Man I miss Joel in RT

I moved to Austin a few years ago after being a RT fan from the early days, that door Burnie's talking about at the Austin airport? it's still like that.

19:44 imagine their mind being blown if they knew that bone is a type of connective tissue lol

@Roses_ndThorns

4 жыл бұрын

Or that blood is connective tissue too 💥 Edit: also that there's eight cranial bones, including the mandible (lower jaw). 21:08 Immpressed by Gavin knowing there's three inner ear bones though.

Years later Gavin is still right regarding the airport discussion

@dillonschreiber2389

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@NobleVagabond2552

3 жыл бұрын

Dillon Schreiber great rebuttal

Burnie's construction conspiracy is sooooo true, I live in England and there is construction EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY.

I will forever miss these days

Whenever Burnie, Gus, and Gavin are talking about something, Barbara just shuts up and takes a nap

The very first one has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I fucking remember where I was when I heard the first argument. I was driving over a bridge trying my hardest to not crash while belly laughing uncontrollably and my inability to see past the tears of laughter. I pulled over as soon as I got over the bridge and just stepped out of the truck hands on my knees in pain from laughing so goddamn hard!

Jessica Vasami watching a kitten and a baby and going "oh no" and panicking is a whole mood.

The Toblerone discussion was so funny, cos the end "I don't want Toblerone "

Burnie's "i don't like Toblerone" is so fucking funny

Burnie has never had to live in Vegas. The orange cone is our state flower. There’s always construction here.

Burnie is right though. Since my freshman year until senior year, they always did construction in one road just to make a right lane turn right only (no longer can go straight) and a brighter sidewalk. 4 years. My mom and I were furious cause that part always caused traffic and made kids late since there was 3 schools near each other lmao

Best ending lmao

Burnie left a hole man. I know RT still exists but with him gone I feel like it's something I don't recognize.

the airport door one is the best lmao bernie just doesnt get what they're trying to say XD

The good ol days. Sad to hear the news but it hasn’t felt like this for a while

@hobbes6392

4 ай бұрын

To better times and memories

@janithsamarasinghe341

2 ай бұрын

I’m only now getting into rooster teeth which sucks. I saw red vs blue years ago but I was never interested in seeing the RT members just talking until I heard the news. I never knew how funny these guys are irl.

@PhoenixEditsRT

2 ай бұрын

@janithsamarasinghe341 silver lining, you've got a lot of content to watch

Maybe RT doesn't go out of business, it just... shuts off.

@PhoenixEditsRT

3 ай бұрын

Hahaha, okay, I'll give you that one

I am always so baffled. Gavin is an incredibly intelligent man with so many niche areas of genius, and yet there are also moments I'm surprised he remembers to breathe.

During the ceramic frog story they are describing a Pavlovian response.

holy shit that dog story was so sad but I was laughing so hard

An english parrot traveling to spain is the most english thing I have ever heard.

Gavin patiently waiting for his turn to talk about his hand being stuck

For a guy who was clearly never taught to cook I think Chris’ salad dressing on fish is perfecting fine! It’s just a marinade. Sounds yummy to me.

Gus...me too. But swimming is no problem. Let me know if you find out anything please. Love the arts.👏🏾 #roosterteeth

People will defend Gavin not being stupid but the whole skull bones convo is such a huge point of just being dumb. He is acting like he isn't wrong when his questions make no sense (considering what he wanted as an answer) and Burnie was answering everything asked and Gav just didn't like the answers.... Even the airport convo. Burnie is saying he goes to all these other airports on a regular basis at least one other airport should be under some construction. Yes he physically goes to austin individually more due to arrival and departing but he goes to other airports (in total) just as much if not more often (due to layovers). This would make a pie chart of austin airport being visited about 40% of the time and other airports 60% (10 % given to others due to layovers). In theory he should see atleast 1 of those other airports under construction once. Its like spinning a wheel every other option is austin. You spin the wheel 10 times yes you will get austin more often but out of those 10 theoretically 5 of those will be a different result.

as an archaeology student the bones in skull conversation is so frustrating. I just want to shush them and thalk them through it quick and easy. it was very funny though

Burnie is 100 percent correct and i dont get why the other guys dont get it If airport A (austin) is having useless construction constantly then he will see it more often, generally speaking. But since he goes regularly to many other airport's and doesnt see non stop construction then clearly austin has an issue

Burni yelling made his inner church come out lol

that toblerone discussion has to be the most infuriating hat gavin has been

One thing the podcast was missing was a big ass whiteboard to draw shit they were talking about. Specifically when Gavin was going on about the toblerone thing

That consturction debate is on par if not better than the iphone debate, I was just fucking dying at how the nuance of both was going right through the others logic

burnie needs to come to PA to see the orange and white cones on every square inch

@themardbard9096

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE YEAH, I was wondering if we in Pennsylvania are as blind to other places' construction as Burnie is? Or is Pennsylvania (specifically Pittsburgh, in my case) just very similar to Austin in that Everything Is Under Construction For Years At A Time Always?

@ButterMeLonely

4 жыл бұрын

TheMardBard I feel like PA is a special case because it's like a widely-known joke that the state flower is a construction sign 😂

The construction thing: @the belt parkway on Long Island that’s been under construction since a week after it opened

Angry Burnie is the funniest thing in the world 😂😂😂

alternatively titled: burnie yelling at gavin and calling him an idiot for an hour straight

If I may make a request, is it possible for you to make a compilation of each time Burnie Burn's has said the words, "Go ahead" EXAMPLE (54:30)

@PhoenixEditsRT

4 жыл бұрын

I might look like I have a lot of time, But not that much time haha!

@DJC-System

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixEditsRT Totally understandable. You truly put tones of time into your videos. HemboHero would be proud. Keep it up. If you ever plan on doing another best of Jack video, (maybe a laugh compilation) there is a GTA V clip where I think Geoff somehow flies a jet into a tree then ejects from the jet after crashing it and lives. Jacks laughter which ensues is so contagious. I can't remember the video title for the life of me.

damn i miss this

Can we get a part 2?