The more time passes, since Burnie's been gone, the more I am convinced, by these older clips, that Burnie is fully insane lol.

@Luigi-yr2zn

Жыл бұрын

A couple podcast ago when Blaine did the burnie impersonation I died, he perfectly encapsulated the unhinged rage talk he did

@WastelandrZyria

Жыл бұрын

@@Luigi-yr2zn I must’ve missed that moment, do you know which podcast that was?? It sounds amazing lmao

@strangerinastrangeland3613

Жыл бұрын

Another brony in 2022, pog

@captinchillin

Жыл бұрын

@@strangerinastrangeland3613 We still out here! /)

@strangerinastrangeland3613

Жыл бұрын

@@captinchillin (\

Gavin forgetting Meg’s birthday will never not be hilarious. Thanks for the video Phoenix!!!

Everytime Chris tells a story I waffle between anxiety and annoyance but at the same time want more

@unknownuser7222

7 ай бұрын

Just annoyed

@randomguy3080

2 ай бұрын

Chris is not human

Worked Retail. Gavin is completely right about being as concise as possible when calling up. It's not rude in the slightest. I hated when people would call up and add all sorts of extra fluff to a conversation. Get to the point so I can get off the phone and back to not working.

@uh-ooooh

Жыл бұрын

depends on where you're from and what type of person I believe. My friend works at pharmacy and I see it physically drain him being treated as a robot than a human. I have to help him after work to just remind him that he's a human. I think it matters how you talk to people.

@TheCrow938

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Ask a question. Receive an answer. Conversation over. You aren't going to be best friends with the guy on the phone with the airline. It is better to get it done with an move on so they can help the next person. Its those fluff conversations that create lines at the store and having to be put on hold because a 2 minute question took 10 minutes.

@hausmaster9801

Жыл бұрын

I’m similar, different “area” of work as I work recovery, but I want “question” followed by “answer” nothing else. People even “fluff” their answers when your at the side of the road where 40tn trucks are going up to 60mph within 1.5-2ft if you, insane.

@levicurtis6509

Жыл бұрын

I would honestly have to beg to differ. I work in a diesel shop so maybe its not quite the same, but I like when i can talk to someone. And not gonna lie I get paid by the hour, so the more time they kill the better

@LykanVarion

Жыл бұрын

I do still open with "Hey, my name is X, I was curious about/I need help with.."

My favourite thing is Gavin trying to explain his side of an argument based on the concept of time, and him just getting so frustrated

28:38 "nobody is going to mug me in my bedroom." Oof

@meatballguy1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that didn't age well...

@elstongunn5987

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@meatballguy1

Жыл бұрын

@@elstongunn5987 A stalker went into Meg and Gavin's house while they were home.

@nightman4142

Жыл бұрын

​@@meatballguy1they weren't home

@IkeFanBoy64

Жыл бұрын

​@@meatballguy1I won't lie, I forgot about that and instead thought the "that didn't age well" was joking about their GTA videos

I'm glad he's off doing his own thing now but it's nice to see and hear Burnie again. Thanks for the video!

@crackysr2961

Жыл бұрын

EIGHT! ELEVEN!

@basedsalvy

Жыл бұрын

I'm not. He left us on this sinking ship.

@boyxgamer

Жыл бұрын

@@basedsalvy you could hop off, it's on you if you stay

@DudeTotally1000

Жыл бұрын

@@basedsalvy Burnie jumped ship because he saw it sinking, or at least that's my guess. I mean everyone's been seeing it slowly, painfully sink for years now. Burnie is smart and got out early.

@mayawhitten-desroches9800

Жыл бұрын

​@boyxgamer I think he's one of those people who went 'oh no I can't jump I'm tied to the railing' but tied themselves there

I swear that Chris is that guy who you don’t believe exists. Like he starts by saying I almost left on the wrong plane then starts the story by saying he almost left his phone at home while he is in his Uber and it just gets crazier by there

Chris stories are great as long as someone is there to act as a proxy for the audience and yell "what the hell are you talking about?!"

@vreschen939

Жыл бұрын

That luggage fiasco...that's not his fault; that's more the fault of the airport. They should have clearly demarcated zones for each gate, if you're boarding your flight on the tarmac.

@benrobo1134

Жыл бұрын

Or “Get to the fucking point!!”

@WhatKindOfNameNow

Жыл бұрын

@@benrobo1134 To be fair to Chris, half the time his stories are rambling only because someone else around him keeps interrupting him with questions. Namely, "what the hell do you mean?"

@Penquinn14

Жыл бұрын

@@WhatKindOfNameNow same with Gavin, there's lots of times where he's in the middle of explaining what he meant when he gets yelled over with "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

@matthewbrooks5470

Жыл бұрын

Chris and Brandon tell stories of things that I fear happening to me at some point before the more rational part of me goes "but that could never possibly happen," but it does actually happen to them

Chris is like a real life Mr. Magoo. Just walking onto the wrong plane 😂

I still don't know why no one wanted to agree with Gavin on "broadcasting from the future" at 7:00. I understand both sides, but I think it would have been so fun to intercept the live feed of the pre-tape with their present selves. Enjoyable little prank! Shame no one wanted to do that haha

@main.ignisha

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if it's because they can't understand what Gavin is trying to convey lmao

@hi00118

Жыл бұрын

It was so difficult to figure out what the fuck he was on about. But I got it eventually

@raulpetrascu2696

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it was "from the future" because that episode would be releasing in the future for the audience

@Draenen

Жыл бұрын

They understood what he wanted but it was him phrasing it as a "message from the future" instead of pranking the live present audience became jokable so the idea didn't go through

Listening to Chris tell a story is simultaneously painful and hilarious

Chis is a man child. His stories are insane. EVERY TIME. He has so much innocence for our world too

@IkeFanBoy64

Жыл бұрын

A man child, but in a good way

My week just got instantly better

Gav is consistently my favorite whether it's in videos or podcasts.

I miss Ellie. What a badass! The gag-stories are never not funny.. Still doesn't affect me at all. Beef-stew is fucking excellent!

@atlas_vash

Жыл бұрын

I still think one of the best moments was when they were I think on on the spot with at least her and miles (I dont remember who else) and she chugged something really crazy and I swear you could tell by the look on miles face that he could tell it was impressive as hell lol

7:03 man F**kface really IS a time traveling baseball equipment podcast

Ah man I would've loved if you'd included the follow up on the Chris story. I think it was last week's podcast where he was talking about a message he got from someone who was working at that airport, because they saw the security footage from Chris walking between the planes. It might've been a small bit but after Barb mentioned that they'd be talking about it

"It's either always good, or always bad". The more I watch these compilations, it occurs to me Gavin is a genius who cannot properly express what he means, and Burnie is the village idiot but knows how to speak clearly. So just to break it down. Drinking water, is good. But if you drink too much, you get water toxemia, or water poisoning. Stuff isn't black or white. It can be every color of the rainbow.

@alexcrossac456

Жыл бұрын

I think Burnie's mentality is that he is thinking of the worst scenario, of over-reach and such, where as Gavin is thinking of the best scenario. As such, it is more on their perspective of what humans and machines can do, as Burnie is saying data can always be skewed but Gavin says if it is conclusive, it is conclusive.

@KaleidosXXI

Жыл бұрын

@@alexcrossac456 Burnie's whole argument is that automated security surveillance is ubiquitously bad and doesn't help people because he doesn't like knowing he's being watched in public and there can be technical issues. That's such a blindingly stupid take to have and vehemently try and argue to defend, especially when he admits to having his own automated security surveillance, he's literally arguing that a security camera on his outer property is good but a camera on a street is bad.

@alexcrossac456

Жыл бұрын

@@KaleidosXXI Burnie would then say that, well he is controlling the camera so he gets to know what is on it, not someone else. I agree, Burnie's take is not good xD But I get where he is coming from in a sense, I just think Gavin in this case is right, Burnie just doesn't see it as anything other than black and white :P

@Snowjob109

8 ай бұрын

And Burnie was saying he disagreed with civil surveillance. Gavin was the stupid one there.

Control room laugh track is absolute perfection

The pure frustration of agreeing with Gavin about something, but he is explaining his point so poorly and in such a weird way, that it makes you disagree with him

For the wheels vs doors argument most people are missing office chairs, which have 10 wheels per chair. In an office building even if each employee has their own office they have many more wheels than doors, and most office buildings have cubicle and desk arrangements leading to almost no doors and potentially thousands of wheels

@droid683

Жыл бұрын

But then you can also take into consideration conveyor systems which use hundreds of wheels per belt system.

@symmetricempire

3 ай бұрын

Yeah but then you need to take into account basically every single house/apartment across the entire planet with all of the doors that come with it with very minimal wheels.

That Johnny Depp is innocent line is amazing.

@ethanritterbusch8910

Жыл бұрын

legit feels like something someone from today would say. scary

Went wayyyy back in time for these! Love to see it

The camera argument is insane to me, seatbelts must be useless as they're good in a car but you wouldn't want to wear them when sat in a desk chair and it must be all or nothing

Love this channel so much!😎

I miss Burnie’s laugh so much 😂 I hope he’s doing well

45:13 Geoff being able to move burnie from 0 to 60 in one sentence is a testament to real friendship

Honestly working customer service I agree with both Ellie and Gavin as long as you’re not just an ass I don’t care even Gavin’s tone implied he was grateful for the info lol

28:30 Them talking about the security cameras, in San Antonio, Texas there’s a camera where if you TURN on a red light it’ll take your picture and ticket you for running a red light. So getting those tickets and having to dispute it sucks

28:00 "no ones gonna mug me in my bedroom" tested karma a bit hard apparently lol

@smurphy2983

Жыл бұрын

Fucking WILD lma

@Telaniel

Жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought. Poor Gavin...

@thinglonger

Жыл бұрын

Between that comment and him basically predicting the pandemic at the end of 2019, I think Gavin is a clairvoyant

for the longest time in my head i compiled how i would make a best of rt podcast and dang you did it lol.

Thank you for the edit :)

RIP RT

28:35 well that one aged poorly, yeah?

The message from the future debate is the best thing since the teaspoon vs tablespoon podcast.

Hell yeah thanks my guy really made my week 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Complete agree with Gavin about him being concise. Worked retail for 10 years and i would get so annoyed when people would give me their life story before getting to the actual point. Like its a simple question that would take 10 seconds to ask and get an answer but now im here for like 10 plus minutes listening to what you did before talking to me. Its not rude at all to just ask the question and leave. I would go so far as to say most people working retail would prefer that to all the fluff conversation before hand.

41:00 I get both sides of this, in retail I absolutely was data focused. Information in, information out. But when I'm not working I'm all for the fluff of conversation

That was a very good kick, I've give it a 9/10.

Fucking beautiful opening, good job with the timing

oh man i needed these older clips with burnie. miss that man so much

Chris’s airplane story could’ve been a sitcom story that we laugh at before 911, but after it it just seems insane

Thanks you are the best

28:40 Didn’t that…. *happen* though??

@rinus454

Жыл бұрын

That wasn't really a mugging, though..

"We're from the future, Johnny Depp is innocent" damn they knew

Omg Gavin is absolutely right, in any retail job I've been working in, stop telling me a story and just tell me what you need from me

I miss burnie, I miss hearing about his life every week

Love that Burnie is in many of these! I miss that guy.

That future podcast discussion is exactly that one Spaceballs scene

43:40 I freaking love Geoff’s facial features. Man I miss all three of them on a podcast.

The whole hijack a video and it's from the future actually makes sense. The idea is that the audience wouldn't know what's happening until the next episode comes out showing that they interrupted the feed than. That's the future aspect, that's the only part that applies

@StoneBuzzard

Жыл бұрын

Fr, it was such an easy concept

@Nightshade17655

Жыл бұрын

@@StoneBuzzard what does fr mean. Or was that a spelling error

@a12shotman

Жыл бұрын

@@Nightshade17655 it means "for real"

EIGHT!!!!!! AND ELEVEN!!!!!!

Gavin is right, it isn't rude to be direct about what you need when talking on the phone.

As someone who has to answer a lot of phones at work I really like when people are like "what time are you open till? cool thanks!" im always like yay that was painless

Thanks for the warning for the last clip. I was like oh no, I remember this and clicked off lol

8:59 They saw the future

Can the four of them just recreate this in isolation 😆

The 8:11 podcast will always be my favorite

Completely agree with Gavin, make the conversation quick and precise. As someone who worked in a customer service type job, I don't want to hear the whole story of what happened, just get to the meat of the issue

I’m really amazed that they’ve never done a podcast/series/docuseries about Chris. Chris is genuinely one of the most interesting people to grace this planet

@PhoenixEditsRT

Жыл бұрын

There was a series called A Spot of Science. it had Chris, Gus and Sally le page. That's the closest we got.

@nijelchristie413

Жыл бұрын

I forgot about that show. I remember Gus saying he wanted to a show where he’d live like Chris for a period of time and that’s what I’m imagining. I’m definitely going to rewatch A Spot of Science.

My favorite compilations of all time

Man I wish ellie (and miles as a plus) were still working at rt

i miss this

0:30 Barbara's face

Now I not only miss Burnie, but Ellie, too! :(

@KodieJames13

Жыл бұрын

Where did she go?! I feel like the whole company is different now.

@atlas_vash

Жыл бұрын

@@KodieJames13 she left probably around the same time period when burnie left cuz there were a lot of people who left a year or so ago Burnie, ashley, miles, ellie, max. So many of them left in a short period of time

@KodieJames13

Жыл бұрын

@@atlas_vash such ashame. That company has went downhill fast

42:40 Gavin is 100% correct

I totally understand where Burnie's coming from with the 'civil surveillance' thing One can definitely make a distinction between cameras in public, with the right to privacy debate that comes with it vs protection of one's private property

yet another classic Chris story XD

Chris, looks exactly like the main villain on the movie killing Zoe.

Wow ive never seen the more recent podcasts after maybe the early 400s and i cant believe how they basically strip the set to nothing. The red crates are the only og set pieces and everything else is changed or literally gotten rid of. Its like mcdonalds going from this fun place to a depressing looking sterile workplace

@PhoenixEditsRT

14 күн бұрын

To be fair, a lot of that came from covid. It just didn't get set back up again

I’ve heard the dirty toilet paper story before, this is the first time I actually gagged

"We're from the future Johnny Depp is innocent" holy shit they weren't kidding

We have those automated speeding cameras here in Finland too, both van and static ones. The thing is, you're by law not obliged to rat out on your close relatives (i.e. father, brother, sister, mother, etc.) So, if they can not ID you through the windshield, you can say it was driven by a relative and you won't say who. They've apparently "spun" that to where the car driver is always responsible, but that failed because "You can not be accused for what is not proven." So, you flip the visor down, hide your face, state you didn't drive it, it was a relative, no ticket. :P

I swear to god, Chris Demaris is what would happen if you put Joel into a molecular splitter. All the crazy came out one side and made a twitter account, and Chris came out the other. The way he tells story is almost identical to how Joel used to.

lessons learned bernie.... use incognito... not because it hides shit per say but because it reminds u u havnt closed ur incognito tabs XD

Hell yes

"We're from the future Johnny Depp is innocent" DAMN

"Semen producer" will never not be funny

I can't believe Chris had worse luck with his flight than I did when I was unaccompanied at 14 years old going to Scotland from Canada. What a fuckin wild ass story.

28:00 oof ummmm poor Gavin

I'm with Gavin on the whole "too much fluff" thing when talking to people. The point of language is to communicate efficiently. The most efficient way to communicate is to get to the point

@fullmetal_3961

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, I'm the same exact way. I'm straight to the point when talking on the phone.

Man I miss burnie but I wish him the best

The “is someone gonna mug you in your bedroom, it could be dangerous” didn’t age well sadly.

32:19 i am 99% certain, leaving small room for a possible misstranslation as i don't fully see the words, that Barbaras shirt here says. "I like bad boys"

9:00 HE'S A TIME TRAVELER!

burny burns might be the dumbest person on the planet i love these

That plane story could ONLY happen to Chris Demarais.

"8 an 11"

Don't think about wheels on office chairs and doors in skyscrapers. A very easy way to realize there are way way way more doors than any wheels-- Every single house on the planet 100% has more doors than wheels inside of said house. Places where cars aren't as accessible (cities/3rd world countries) are filled with houses with doors on them. Doors take the cake 100%. And if you try to argue about cars, think of all the planes in the world who have multiple doors on them but only the three sets of wheels.

Barbara does not age.

I love RT but that camera discussion around half way best encapsulates why I was always lukewarm in Burnie.

A shell of its former self. It’s like seeing Lordran slowly devolve into what we find in Dark Souls.

Man, miss Burnie.

If you ro' a big bo' in a ho', is it a do'?

8:20 Are we watching RVB Season 5?

God I miss Burnie on the RT podcast

What’s funny is Gavin said nobody is gunna mug me in my bedroom didn’t somebody break into his house with him and Meg in it

Anyone remember what Ep the first clip is from

@PhoenixEditsRT

Жыл бұрын

349

Man, I never realized how stupid Burnie's argument against cameras was until now lmao.