Unintentional ASMR Suit Fitting and Measurement Compilation [ Remastered ASMR Cut ]
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My favourite suit fitting and measurement videos on KZread. Lots of unintentional ASMR here. Noisy and unpleasant parts were cut out. Audio remastered as usual.
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Never has establishing a navy suit for war been more relaxing
@kidman104
2 жыл бұрын
Your the best
@georgewashington2253
2 жыл бұрын
i absolutely love the fact that I see this comment everywhere on asmr videos
@LiLresKboy
Жыл бұрын
Seen the original?
@SexyxSeds
Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@scum6969
10 ай бұрын
p
Those last suit fitters went 100x more in detail and planning with a single suit than I did buying my house, my car and planning all my vacations in my life combined
@black-bj6un
2 жыл бұрын
yh some ppl really like their suits too be on point
@antiZymotic
2 жыл бұрын
It's okay friend, me too.
@jmantruth
Жыл бұрын
You: "That house. That car. This place."
@Im_Litterally_R
Жыл бұрын
@King Saucey Me: My tests, my studying, my Grades😅
@cyrusnensey4772
6 ай бұрын
They tailor for me and my wife
He's the going to be the best dressed man on the battlefield after all that establishing
@PetShopMod
6 ай бұрын
I think that's already been established.
ATTENTION: Do NOT use the line at 0:05 as a pickup line at your local bar, it NEVER goes down well with the ladies! Referring to them as «sir» seems to really piss them off as well..
@SH4RKL0V3R
2 жыл бұрын
69 likes 😏
@greensroger9704
2 жыл бұрын
@@SH4RKL0V3R got ‘em
@underworldguardian704
9 ай бұрын
I’m guessing you speak from experience?
@jean-lucpicard5510
5 ай бұрын
I judge by eye only, works just aswell
@KhalerJex
4 ай бұрын
I'M GONNA USE IT
I'd like to establish that the amount of establishing going on in this video has established how good this guy is at his job.
@faisalasiri7271
2 жыл бұрын
He established 8 establishing measurements
@LightInside-id1fm
5 ай бұрын
always remember- the establishment is the culprit.
@jackqueen1
Ай бұрын
Could you establish that further?
This is a well ESTABLISHED compilation
Amazing. This is my favorite type of asmr, glad other people are making compilations
@brightblackgrouse6236
2 жыл бұрын
Established.
Just when I thought the war was over. Here he comes to suit up
Bread was never meant to be triangular.
@testifyxl2978
2 жыл бұрын
i love how i just watched that video🤣
@calvinwiradana
2 жыл бұрын
It is amazing how a secret society has been established based on youtube video history
@deepzzzleep3575
2 жыл бұрын
Lol!!! I think we are part of a quite big community that share the same passions
@keirangeorge9046
2 жыл бұрын
What a great video that was.
@dyilmaz385
4 ай бұрын
sort of like a football field, the LINES are there
It’s nice that the rule of thumb actually involves the literal thumb
What an established establishment you have been establishing, sir.
I’ve watched a lot of suit fitting videos and I must say at the 6:15 mark has to be the first time I’ve seen someone actually take a watch size into account.
Forgot to tell them to drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response.
@davidrhysroberts3641
2 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Saul
@captainsponge7825
2 жыл бұрын
they won't receive fully
@playnvanilla5176
2 жыл бұрын
50 percent of customers notice a good fit at the time because the tailor did some work on the disks and the joints.
@maximumnoise78
3 ай бұрын
He only pinned one side of the pants, he should have checked both legs as they could have been out by a 32nd of an inch
Only time I’ve ever been fitted for a suit was in a really old building with those beautiful old wooden floors, I nearly fell asleep standing up.
How dare they cut out the "navy suit for war" it sets the tone
@lukeWiz44
5 ай бұрын
it really establishes the rest of the video.
@AmyC531
2 ай бұрын
I was wondering what the hell everyone was talking about.
@CALISUPERSPORT
2 ай бұрын
Without that line, we end up with a video that's rather square and unstructured
@AmyC531
2 ай бұрын
@@CALISUPERSPORT I found it in another video and I hate to do this but I genuinely cannot tell: do people honestly think that guy said 'war'?
@n.jayhigley522
2 ай бұрын
Because it's a tired, overdone meme that needs to be retired?
The concentration of the assistance is incredible
It occurs to me that tailors would make excellent pickpockets. They have a reason to get into your personal space so you’re not suspicious - and a full 360 access to boot. And they make fast adjustments seemingly at random that divert your attention; perfect for a lift. They’ll give ya a navy suit for war, but they’ll also steal ya watch and phone right out of your jeans.
@archer5922
2 жыл бұрын
They could even pin the pocket to make it seem tight like there is something in there when your stuff is long gone
@coolawesomeepicman4513
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think many tailors are scrounging for bills though to be fair, suit fitting and tailoring is a very high class profession, but pickpockets could still be possible ahahgahahgagggagagaggahhhahaggahhahgaggagagagahhagagahhagaghahahagagahha
@sutton1238
4 ай бұрын
Loooool dangerous statement
@kdguro
4 ай бұрын
And they’ll sell them back to you as contraband from your requisition officer buddy - which you’ll proceed to lose again gambling for cigarettes with your crew mates on your way to liberate Europe. It’s a viscous cycle. But it all starts with a proper fitting.
Good good establishing a navy suit for war. Was getting a bit worried then
I never thought I would say the following sentence but, I want the long version.
So professional and relaxing 😌
The tailor at 9:04 is getting in some Alexander technique movements. Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response
@pingaso3687
4 ай бұрын
Great reference
@kakefisk
4 ай бұрын
I love you for this reference.
@Thebustermann
Ай бұрын
He could do with working on what I call triangles
Now if we did that correctly both the fitter and the customer are supposed to get navy, but I suspect only you got navy this time.
@Gmc833
2 жыл бұрын
“hAhHahAhaAH” *fake laugh*
@black-bj6un
2 жыл бұрын
dont mind my sandwich breath😂😂😂😂😂
@zevyfgc1640
Жыл бұрын
now if we did that correctly both the doctor and the patient are supposed to be red in the face but i suspect only i got red in the face this time.
Kirby is such a dandy boy lol. I’m picturing him walking into a saloon and ordering a glass of milk.
@jefffawcett
6 ай бұрын
I’ve watched a lot of videos on his channel and it just makes me laugh. He probably has $200,000 worth of suits at this point. He kisses the butts of all the bespoke suit guys like they created the polio vaccine, as if making suits is the most important profession on this planet. And at the end of the day, he still never looks good, just because he’s cursed with that face and that body 😅
@alupton99
5 ай бұрын
He has the world’s worst posture
@mbaxter22
5 ай бұрын
I didn’t mean for my comment to come off mean spirited! Don’t get me wrong I like Kirby and find his videos extremely relaxing (I watch them to sleep, actually). He may me a dandy boy but he’s OUR dandy boy!
@Jammsbro1
4 ай бұрын
@@jefffawcett He has the countenance of a man who has never worked a day in his life.
@kdguro
4 ай бұрын
The man could definitely do with a few pushups every now and then to try and balance out that frame a bit. But I like a lot of his content, quite relaxing. And he introduced us to the lovely Suyamba, so he gets a pass for that. :)
I’m not sure which part makes me feel weirder: the look exchanged at 10:44 or the pinned trouser shot at 10:55
@ely2suave384
Жыл бұрын
Yooo I am crying in tears of laughter funniest shit ever
@agustinamagpie
Жыл бұрын
I find the last one super awkward. The amount of trailing off!
@kmahal711
Жыл бұрын
neither is awkward once you realize they edited the talking out of each part
There were some Jewish owned mens shops where I grew up in New England....these guys knew their stuff and their customers. Great service.
Love how in the last clip the second guy just stands and stares at the customer and occasionally states a random fact, but is otherwise useless
Step 1: Ditch the goatee. Step 2: Get a suit. I see this man followed Mr. Stinson's instructions.
Let's all agree that he is himself totally aware of the whole "establish" joke during in the second clip
Can’t believe he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath
@natecook1661
2 жыл бұрын
I must the last person on earth to have not encountered the “sandwich breath” video, which one is it
@AdmiralAckbar.
2 жыл бұрын
@@natecook1661 Look up Pat Lafontaine ASMR
@Daniel-nb3kk
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he didn't get red in the face like I did...
Alternate universe where Nacho Varga grew up in London and became a tailor
He sounds like a very very serious David Tennant and I love it
"inserting 3 fingers is a way of depicting the right size"
@MrMysteryGuest1
6 ай бұрын
That's what she said! 😂
I am irrationally irritated by the way Kirby stands - it's like puppet feet (one foot forward one foot slightly inturned) just generally seems to have poor form... which is incredibly ironic.
Going to War in style is a must!
@LordDeathwing17
2 жыл бұрын
If you can’t look good while kicking ass, then what’s the point?
This video has established tingles
"I need a war suit for the navy."
It was your face!
@JorgeRojas-ut3wj
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@quaverflava3639
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the lidlag
I’ve established that I can’t establish the true feeling of asmr as I’ve established in my mind that this has become a navy meme for war
@theoguimaraes1131
9 ай бұрын
Bro this gotta be the funniest comment i ever seen
Unintentional ASMR is my favorite. I hate whispering
0:25 1000 IQ move there
It's good to see someone who knows their trade.
9:02 This guy's channel is Kirby Allison for anyone who wants more, he has many videos like this
"Inserting 3 fingers" , also a good way to find if she's a keeper or not.
Chevrolet Zebra Honesty
I established this video in my favorites.
Thank the Lord that someone established this new upload. TM Lewin have removed the original. I have emailed them but are yet to establish the reasons behind their decision.
@ShadowWinger99
8 күн бұрын
Probably something to do with it becoming an overused, tired meme predicated on mocking someone who isn't a native english speaker.
Just got here again… feels good to see there’s alwqys people who keeps the situation establised.
When I grow up, I’m gonna be a 36 inch jacket too!
As suave as Kirby is, he’s got the “LeafyIsHere” chin and I can’t unsee it.
I really like the lempf of the jacket that was established by establishing.
Nothing beats an English tailor
Id trust those last two taylors with Kirby. Their suits are a spot on fit.
I kind of hope one day the model from the first video posts a response to all the "navy suit for war" memes and chastises everyone for making fun of his accent and driving the joke into the ground.
Have we established that the customer at 9:04 is Mr. Bean?
Ooh, suits you, sir.
Then we have a series of triangles, what we call triangles...
@user-ih7gc7dt9l
2 жыл бұрын
Rip Barbara Brinner .
If I ever owned a business I'd want this guy saying it was established in a certain year (2021)
Mark Strong’s Suit Emporium
I really want to go check them out now but i dont think they are in france.
you should do a compilation of triangles (what we call triangles)
How old is this video? Its very relaxing
Where can I find only the third video?
LLoyds Luxury Boutique should watch this to learn how it's done.
What is the triangular shaped tool the guy is using in the last clip to make adjustments to the suit?
@DrPeterVenkman383
6 ай бұрын
Tailor's chalk
30" waist !!! I was that briefly when I was born 😂
Do navy suit for war makers get sandwich breath? Or is it just doctors?
@fkos86
Жыл бұрын
And teachers 🤨
ASMR (rich person edition) (feel comfortable you have money and can afford it) “mmmeyes, I find this indubitably fascinating I shall buy one tomorrow”
Sandwich breath for war
He never told us why he wanted a Navy suit. A diplomatic peace keeping mission me thinks.
The first haberdasher had a unique style, the tie is under the collared shirt. Sort of like an Ascot. It’s a good look.
this is the best kind of ASMR, the unintentional kind, because lets face it, the ASMR whispering is just creepy. the whispering in those ASMR vids has the exact opposite effect.
@The_Omegaman
Күн бұрын
Asmr with purpose is way better. Spot on
Never forget the curvature and silliyyouett
The establishing guy !!!
Right on that knuckle
@Daniel-nb3kk
Жыл бұрын
It was your face.
establishing the correct lemphth
the LEMPHT of the jacket
Very nice thanks you 🏅🏅🏅
If I ever strike it rich I'm immediately going to get a nice bespoke suit. It's an experience as much as it is an investment
Wonder was there any sandwich breath
Perfect. Single break. Not in the American style where the trouser leg finishes at the top of the sock.
who was the second tailor?
Those are some flamboyant shirts on the shelves!
Time to do abitofanarmmeasurement
They need some lovely little guidelines for establishing some of these suits
What is the correct lemf
Anyone know who the second tailor was?
Why is this so hypnotic
Now that we've established that, next - piece of lettuce.
Seems like the first tailor’s suit isn’t even properly fitted for him lmfao.
Grandissimo
Now, if that shirt was fitted correctly, both the soldier and the tailor are supposed to get red in the face, but i think only the tailor got red in the face this time.
The third fitting doesn't use the first fittings rule of thumb, related to the end of the thumb matching the lower edge of the jacket. I guess the third gent has longer arms.
@The_Omegaman
Ай бұрын
I noticed that too. He said he would make it longer but not the inches he needs.
Keep thinking ooh suits you sir every time he says sir
reminds me so much of ed Stafford, even sounds like him
I love how he says establish, heo sounds more professional
Navy suit for war
Never seen someone so passionate about putting clothes on like a suit Taylorsman
The first clip is legendary. Did the customer survive the war?
@Daniel-nb3kk
Жыл бұрын
Some say he died a war hero, wearing his navy suit for war!
@Friedtoenails
9 ай бұрын
It has not yet been established that he did
@ConsentDeath
6 ай бұрын
No
Why is Maven on the thumbnail?
5:52 do these guys have a YT channel?
@Nick_Lavigne
2 жыл бұрын
40 over fashion