Unintentional ASMR Suit Fitting and Measurement Compilation [ Remastered ASMR Cut ]

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My favourite suit fitting and measurement videos on KZread. Lots of unintentional ASMR here. Noisy and unpleasant parts were cut out. Audio remastered as usual.

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  • @96MasterOfPuppets96
    @96MasterOfPuppets962 жыл бұрын

    Never has establishing a navy suit for war been more relaxing

  • @kidman104

    @kidman104

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your the best

  • @georgewashington2253

    @georgewashington2253

    2 жыл бұрын

    i absolutely love the fact that I see this comment everywhere on asmr videos

  • @LiLresKboy

    @LiLresKboy

    Жыл бұрын

    Seen the original?

  • @SexyxSeds

    @SexyxSeds

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it

  • @scum6969

    @scum6969

    10 ай бұрын

    p

  • @cincyrider
    @cincyrider2 жыл бұрын

    Those last suit fitters went 100x more in detail and planning with a single suit than I did buying my house, my car and planning all my vacations in my life combined

  • @black-bj6un

    @black-bj6un

    2 жыл бұрын

    yh some ppl really like their suits too be on point

  • @antiZymotic

    @antiZymotic

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's okay friend, me too.

  • @jmantruth

    @jmantruth

    Жыл бұрын

    You: "That house. That car. This place."

  • @Im_Litterally_R

    @Im_Litterally_R

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@King Saucey Me: My tests, my studying, my Grades😅

  • @cyrusnensey4772

    @cyrusnensey4772

    6 ай бұрын

    They tailor for me and my wife

  • @ronellesantos7299
    @ronellesantos72992 жыл бұрын

    He's the going to be the best dressed man on the battlefield after all that establishing

  • @PetShopMod

    @PetShopMod

    6 ай бұрын

    I think that's already been established.

  • @norwegiantechnolover
    @norwegiantechnolover2 жыл бұрын

    ATTENTION: Do NOT use the line at 0:05 as a pickup line at your local bar, it NEVER goes down well with the ladies! Referring to them as «sir» seems to really piss them off as well..

  • @SH4RKL0V3R

    @SH4RKL0V3R

    2 жыл бұрын

    69 likes 😏

  • @greensroger9704

    @greensroger9704

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SH4RKL0V3R got ‘em

  • @underworldguardian704

    @underworldguardian704

    9 ай бұрын

    I’m guessing you speak from experience?

  • @jean-lucpicard5510

    @jean-lucpicard5510

    5 ай бұрын

    I judge by eye only, works just aswell

  • @KhalerJex

    @KhalerJex

    4 ай бұрын

    I'M GONNA USE IT

  • @themeatplow2572
    @themeatplow25722 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to establish that the amount of establishing going on in this video has established how good this guy is at his job.

  • @faisalasiri7271

    @faisalasiri7271

    2 жыл бұрын

    He established 8 establishing measurements

  • @LightInside-id1fm

    @LightInside-id1fm

    5 ай бұрын

    always remember- the establishment is the culprit.

  • @jackqueen1

    @jackqueen1

    Ай бұрын

    Could you establish that further?

  • @peterphooko1441
    @peterphooko14412 жыл бұрын

    This is a well ESTABLISHED compilation

  • @colinhinze1115
    @colinhinze11152 жыл бұрын

    Amazing. This is my favorite type of asmr, glad other people are making compilations

  • @brightblackgrouse6236

    @brightblackgrouse6236

    2 жыл бұрын

    Established.

  • @christophertarsitano269
    @christophertarsitano2692 жыл бұрын

    Just when I thought the war was over. Here he comes to suit up

  • @Ukedc259
    @Ukedc2592 жыл бұрын

    Bread was never meant to be triangular.

  • @testifyxl2978

    @testifyxl2978

    2 жыл бұрын

    i love how i just watched that video🤣

  • @calvinwiradana

    @calvinwiradana

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is amazing how a secret society has been established based on youtube video history

  • @deepzzzleep3575

    @deepzzzleep3575

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol!!! I think we are part of a quite big community that share the same passions

  • @keirangeorge9046

    @keirangeorge9046

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a great video that was.

  • @dyilmaz385

    @dyilmaz385

    4 ай бұрын

    sort of like a football field, the LINES are there

  • @9bola3
    @9bola32 жыл бұрын

    It’s nice that the rule of thumb actually involves the literal thumb

  • @zakkydude654
    @zakkydude6542 жыл бұрын

    What an established establishment you have been establishing, sir.

  • @RiZenAsH
    @RiZenAsH4 ай бұрын

    I’ve watched a lot of suit fitting videos and I must say at the 6:15 mark has to be the first time I’ve seen someone actually take a watch size into account.

  • @smsanchez
    @smsanchez2 жыл бұрын

    Forgot to tell them to drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response.

  • @davidrhysroberts3641

    @davidrhysroberts3641

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good ol' Saul

  • @captainsponge7825

    @captainsponge7825

    2 жыл бұрын

    they won't receive fully

  • @playnvanilla5176

    @playnvanilla5176

    2 жыл бұрын

    50 percent of customers notice a good fit at the time because the tailor did some work on the disks and the joints.

  • @maximumnoise78

    @maximumnoise78

    3 ай бұрын

    He only pinned one side of the pants, he should have checked both legs as they could have been out by a 32nd of an inch

  • @truthisreal.
    @truthisreal. Жыл бұрын

    Only time I’ve ever been fitted for a suit was in a really old building with those beautiful old wooden floors, I nearly fell asleep standing up.

  • @dotandrun
    @dotandrun5 ай бұрын

    How dare they cut out the "navy suit for war" it sets the tone

  • @lukeWiz44

    @lukeWiz44

    5 ай бұрын

    it really establishes the rest of the video.

  • @AmyC531

    @AmyC531

    2 ай бұрын

    I was wondering what the hell everyone was talking about.

  • @CALISUPERSPORT

    @CALISUPERSPORT

    2 ай бұрын

    Without that line, we end up with a video that's rather square and unstructured

  • @AmyC531

    @AmyC531

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CALISUPERSPORT I found it in another video and I hate to do this but I genuinely cannot tell: do people honestly think that guy said 'war'?

  • @n.jayhigley522

    @n.jayhigley522

    2 ай бұрын

    Because it's a tired, overdone meme that needs to be retired?

  • @giovannicasini6669
    @giovannicasini66692 жыл бұрын

    The concentration of the assistance is incredible

  • @ApexBovine
    @ApexBovine2 жыл бұрын

    It occurs to me that tailors would make excellent pickpockets. They have a reason to get into your personal space so you’re not suspicious - and a full 360 access to boot. And they make fast adjustments seemingly at random that divert your attention; perfect for a lift. They’ll give ya a navy suit for war, but they’ll also steal ya watch and phone right out of your jeans.

  • @archer5922

    @archer5922

    2 жыл бұрын

    They could even pin the pocket to make it seem tight like there is something in there when your stuff is long gone

  • @coolawesomeepicman4513

    @coolawesomeepicman4513

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think many tailors are scrounging for bills though to be fair, suit fitting and tailoring is a very high class profession, but pickpockets could still be possible ahahgahahgagggagagaggahhhahaggahhahgaggagagagahhagagahhagaghahahagagahha

  • @sutton1238

    @sutton1238

    4 ай бұрын

    Loooool dangerous statement

  • @kdguro

    @kdguro

    4 ай бұрын

    And they’ll sell them back to you as contraband from your requisition officer buddy - which you’ll proceed to lose again gambling for cigarettes with your crew mates on your way to liberate Europe. It’s a viscous cycle. But it all starts with a proper fitting.

  • @jackmilburn1394
    @jackmilburn13942 жыл бұрын

    Good good establishing a navy suit for war. Was getting a bit worried then

  • @jasonspades5628
    @jasonspades56282 жыл бұрын

    I never thought I would say the following sentence but, I want the long version.

  • @bonnieanderson2186
    @bonnieanderson2186 Жыл бұрын

    So professional and relaxing 😌

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails9 ай бұрын

    The tailor at 9:04 is getting in some Alexander technique movements. Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response

  • @pingaso3687

    @pingaso3687

    4 ай бұрын

    Great reference

  • @kakefisk

    @kakefisk

    4 ай бұрын

    I love you for this reference.

  • @Thebustermann

    @Thebustermann

    Ай бұрын

    He could do with working on what I call triangles

  • @markmccallum475
    @markmccallum4752 жыл бұрын

    Now if we did that correctly both the fitter and the customer are supposed to get navy, but I suspect only you got navy this time.

  • @Gmc833

    @Gmc833

    2 жыл бұрын

    “hAhHahAhaAH” *fake laugh*

  • @black-bj6un

    @black-bj6un

    2 жыл бұрын

    dont mind my sandwich breath😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zevyfgc1640

    @zevyfgc1640

    Жыл бұрын

    now if we did that correctly both the doctor and the patient are supposed to be red in the face but i suspect only i got red in the face this time.

  • @mbaxter22
    @mbaxter226 ай бұрын

    Kirby is such a dandy boy lol. I’m picturing him walking into a saloon and ordering a glass of milk.

  • @jefffawcett

    @jefffawcett

    6 ай бұрын

    I’ve watched a lot of videos on his channel and it just makes me laugh. He probably has $200,000 worth of suits at this point. He kisses the butts of all the bespoke suit guys like they created the polio vaccine, as if making suits is the most important profession on this planet. And at the end of the day, he still never looks good, just because he’s cursed with that face and that body 😅

  • @alupton99

    @alupton99

    5 ай бұрын

    He has the world’s worst posture

  • @mbaxter22

    @mbaxter22

    5 ай бұрын

    I didn’t mean for my comment to come off mean spirited! Don’t get me wrong I like Kirby and find his videos extremely relaxing (I watch them to sleep, actually). He may me a dandy boy but he’s OUR dandy boy!

  • @Jammsbro1

    @Jammsbro1

    4 ай бұрын

    @@jefffawcett He has the countenance of a man who has never worked a day in his life.

  • @kdguro

    @kdguro

    4 ай бұрын

    The man could definitely do with a few pushups every now and then to try and balance out that frame a bit. But I like a lot of his content, quite relaxing. And he introduced us to the lovely Suyamba, so he gets a pass for that. :)

  • @kateadams8193
    @kateadams81932 жыл бұрын

    I’m not sure which part makes me feel weirder: the look exchanged at 10:44 or the pinned trouser shot at 10:55

  • @ely2suave384

    @ely2suave384

    Жыл бұрын

    Yooo I am crying in tears of laughter funniest shit ever

  • @agustinamagpie

    @agustinamagpie

    Жыл бұрын

    I find the last one super awkward. The amount of trailing off!

  • @kmahal711

    @kmahal711

    Жыл бұрын

    neither is awkward once you realize they edited the talking out of each part

  • @veronaraven3099
    @veronaraven3099Ай бұрын

    There were some Jewish owned mens shops where I grew up in New England....these guys knew their stuff and their customers. Great service.

  • @maddycordrey3472
    @maddycordrey34722 жыл бұрын

    Love how in the last clip the second guy just stands and stares at the customer and occasionally states a random fact, but is otherwise useless

  • @DCul
    @DCul2 жыл бұрын

    Step 1: Ditch the goatee. Step 2: Get a suit. I see this man followed Mr. Stinson's instructions.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike2 жыл бұрын

    Let's all agree that he is himself totally aware of the whole "establish" joke during in the second clip

  • @AdmiralAckbar.
    @AdmiralAckbar.2 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath

  • @natecook1661

    @natecook1661

    2 жыл бұрын

    I must the last person on earth to have not encountered the “sandwich breath” video, which one is it

  • @AdmiralAckbar.

    @AdmiralAckbar.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@natecook1661 Look up Pat Lafontaine ASMR

  • @Daniel-nb3kk

    @Daniel-nb3kk

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe he didn't get red in the face like I did...

  • @TheEarnest
    @TheEarnest6 ай бұрын

    Alternate universe where Nacho Varga grew up in London and became a tailor

  • @zjjohnson3827
    @zjjohnson38272 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like a very very serious David Tennant and I love it

  • @K0NY718
    @K0NY718 Жыл бұрын

    "inserting 3 fingers is a way of depicting the right size"

  • @MrMysteryGuest1

    @MrMysteryGuest1

    6 ай бұрын

    That's what she said! 😂

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike5 ай бұрын

    I am irrationally irritated by the way Kirby stands - it's like puppet feet (one foot forward one foot slightly inturned) just generally seems to have poor form... which is incredibly ironic.

  • @anthonyvilla9960
    @anthonyvilla99602 жыл бұрын

    Going to War in style is a must!

  • @LordDeathwing17

    @LordDeathwing17

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you can’t look good while kicking ass, then what’s the point?

  • @Ful-OGold
    @Ful-OGold Жыл бұрын

    This video has established tingles

  • @RickysPlace1
    @RickysPlace12 жыл бұрын

    "I need a war suit for the navy."

  • @slut4bellpeppers
    @slut4bellpeppers2 жыл бұрын

    It was your face!

  • @JorgeRojas-ut3wj

    @JorgeRojas-ut3wj

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @quaverflava3639

    @quaverflava3639

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the lidlag

  • @DioOnore
    @DioOnore Жыл бұрын

    I’ve established that I can’t establish the true feeling of asmr as I’ve established in my mind that this has become a navy meme for war

  • @theoguimaraes1131

    @theoguimaraes1131

    9 ай бұрын

    Bro this gotta be the funniest comment i ever seen

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew12312 ай бұрын

    Unintentional ASMR is my favorite. I hate whispering

  • @stewartgrindlay9760
    @stewartgrindlay9760 Жыл бұрын

    0:25 1000 IQ move there

  • @mrsteel9026
    @mrsteel90265 ай бұрын

    It's good to see someone who knows their trade.

  • @adrian09166
    @adrian09166 Жыл бұрын

    9:02 This guy's channel is Kirby Allison for anyone who wants more, he has many videos like this

  • @camelotenglishtuition6394
    @camelotenglishtuition639422 күн бұрын

    "Inserting 3 fingers" , also a good way to find if she's a keeper or not.

  • @Liam24795
    @Liam247952 жыл бұрын

    Chevrolet Zebra Honesty

  • @andthensome512
    @andthensome5128 ай бұрын

    I established this video in my favorites.

  • @hoffwell
    @hoffwell25 күн бұрын

    Thank the Lord that someone established this new upload. TM Lewin have removed the original. I have emailed them but are yet to establish the reasons behind their decision.

  • @ShadowWinger99

    @ShadowWinger99

    8 күн бұрын

    Probably something to do with it becoming an overused, tired meme predicated on mocking someone who isn't a native english speaker.

  • @483972
    @4839723 ай бұрын

    Just got here again… feels good to see there’s alwqys people who keeps the situation establised.

  • @DigitalDesires87
    @DigitalDesires872 жыл бұрын

    When I grow up, I’m gonna be a 36 inch jacket too!

  • @pierce_fierce
    @pierce_fierce2 жыл бұрын

    As suave as Kirby is, he’s got the “LeafyIsHere” chin and I can’t unsee it.

  • @basstib.9343
    @basstib.93433 ай бұрын

    I really like the lempf of the jacket that was established by establishing.

  • @kf5541
    @kf55412 жыл бұрын

    Nothing beats an English tailor

  • @The_Omegaman
    @The_OmegamanКүн бұрын

    Id trust those last two taylors with Kirby. Their suits are a spot on fit.

  • @n.jayhigley522
    @n.jayhigley5222 ай бұрын

    I kind of hope one day the model from the first video posts a response to all the "navy suit for war" memes and chastises everyone for making fun of his accent and driving the joke into the ground.

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails9 ай бұрын

    Have we established that the customer at 9:04 is Mr. Bean?

  • @J1mmyMack
    @J1mmyMack2 жыл бұрын

    Ooh, suits you, sir.

  • @sentameier9795
    @sentameier97952 жыл бұрын

    Then we have a series of triangles, what we call triangles...

  • @user-ih7gc7dt9l

    @user-ih7gc7dt9l

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rip Barbara Brinner .

  • @themeatplow2572
    @themeatplow25722 жыл бұрын

    If I ever owned a business I'd want this guy saying it was established in a certain year (2021)

  • @francisdooling8325
    @francisdooling83252 жыл бұрын

    Mark Strong’s Suit Emporium

  • @puebespuebes8589
    @puebespuebes85896 ай бұрын

    I really want to go check them out now but i dont think they are in france.

  • @captainsponge7825
    @captainsponge78252 жыл бұрын

    you should do a compilation of triangles (what we call triangles)

  • @giuseppemenna3941
    @giuseppemenna39414 ай бұрын

    How old is this video? Its very relaxing

  • @hampuswallin1641
    @hampuswallin16412 жыл бұрын

    Where can I find only the third video?

  • @Armadildos1234
    @Armadildos12343 ай бұрын

    LLoyds Luxury Boutique should watch this to learn how it's done.

  • @christopherburke8971
    @christopherburke8971 Жыл бұрын

    What is the triangular shaped tool the guy is using in the last clip to make adjustments to the suit?

  • @DrPeterVenkman383

    @DrPeterVenkman383

    6 ай бұрын

    Tailor's chalk

  • @SomeSeconds1
    @SomeSeconds1 Жыл бұрын

    30" waist !!! I was that briefly when I was born 😂

  • @TheConza10
    @TheConza102 жыл бұрын

    Do navy suit for war makers get sandwich breath? Or is it just doctors?

  • @fkos86

    @fkos86

    Жыл бұрын

    And teachers 🤨

  • @ohnotrejo1993
    @ohnotrejo19932 жыл бұрын

    ASMR (rich person edition) (feel comfortable you have money and can afford it) “mmmeyes, I find this indubitably fascinating I shall buy one tomorrow”

  • @000mud000
    @000mud0002 жыл бұрын

    Sandwich breath for war

  • @j.cgallagher7092
    @j.cgallagher70924 ай бұрын

    He never told us why he wanted a Navy suit. A diplomatic peace keeping mission me thinks.

  • @ericpiacenti9610
    @ericpiacenti96102 ай бұрын

    The first haberdasher had a unique style, the tie is under the collared shirt. Sort of like an Ascot. It’s a good look.

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333Ай бұрын

    this is the best kind of ASMR, the unintentional kind, because lets face it, the ASMR whispering is just creepy. the whispering in those ASMR vids has the exact opposite effect.

  • @The_Omegaman

    @The_Omegaman

    Күн бұрын

    Asmr with purpose is way better. Spot on

  • @AI67890_
    @AI67890_ Жыл бұрын

    Never forget the curvature and silliyyouett

  • @satoentos
    @satoentos2 жыл бұрын

    The establishing guy !!!

  • @TheGamingTV
    @TheGamingTV2 жыл бұрын

    Right on that knuckle

  • @Daniel-nb3kk

    @Daniel-nb3kk

    Жыл бұрын

    It was your face.

  • @tired247
    @tired2472 жыл бұрын

    establishing the correct lemphth

  • @pennica.illegale
    @pennica.illegale2 жыл бұрын

    the LEMPHT of the jacket

  • @VIKTOR-pp8pu
    @VIKTOR-pp8pu Жыл бұрын

    Very nice thanks you 🏅🏅🏅

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 Жыл бұрын

    If I ever strike it rich I'm immediately going to get a nice bespoke suit. It's an experience as much as it is an investment

  • @StanVanGundy1
    @StanVanGundy12 жыл бұрын

    Wonder was there any sandwich breath

  • @russefrance4869
    @russefrance48692 ай бұрын

    Perfect. Single break. Not in the American style where the trouser leg finishes at the top of the sock.

  • @sooperd00p
    @sooperd00p Жыл бұрын

    who was the second tailor?

  • @leonstevens1382
    @leonstevens13822 жыл бұрын

    Those are some flamboyant shirts on the shelves!

  • @orlandogroeneveldt8887
    @orlandogroeneveldt88872 жыл бұрын

    Time to do abitofanarmmeasurement

  • @darrenstillwell9007
    @darrenstillwell90072 жыл бұрын

    They need some lovely little guidelines for establishing some of these suits

  • @AI67890_
    @AI67890_ Жыл бұрын

    What is the correct lemf

  • @zacharydandridge1134
    @zacharydandridge11342 жыл бұрын

    Anyone know who the second tailor was?

  • @MrPooopyButthole
    @MrPooopyButthole2 ай бұрын

    Why is this so hypnotic

  • @bengriffith3547
    @bengriffith35472 жыл бұрын

    Now that we've established that, next - piece of lettuce.

  • @DailYxDosE
    @DailYxDosE2 жыл бұрын

    Seems like the first tailor’s suit isn’t even properly fitted for him lmfao.

  • @deepzzzleep3575
    @deepzzzleep35752 жыл бұрын

    Grandissimo

  • @lukeWiz44
    @lukeWiz444 ай бұрын

    Now, if that shirt was fitted correctly, both the soldier and the tailor are supposed to get red in the face, but i think only the tailor got red in the face this time.

  • @countOfHenneberg
    @countOfHenneberg4 ай бұрын

    The third fitting doesn't use the first fittings rule of thumb, related to the end of the thumb matching the lower edge of the jacket. I guess the third gent has longer arms.

  • @The_Omegaman

    @The_Omegaman

    Ай бұрын

    I noticed that too. He said he would make it longer but not the inches he needs.

  • @alibrown5917
    @alibrown59172 жыл бұрын

    Keep thinking ooh suits you sir every time he says sir

  • @lee4851
    @lee48513 ай бұрын

    reminds me so much of ed Stafford, even sounds like him

  • @patricksanders2219
    @patricksanders221911 ай бұрын

    I love how he says establish, heo sounds more professional

  • @valentinehill6138
    @valentinehill61382 жыл бұрын

    Navy suit for war

  • @patricksanders2219
    @patricksanders221911 ай бұрын

    Never seen someone so passionate about putting clothes on like a suit Taylorsman

  • @neinsager3236
    @neinsager3236 Жыл бұрын

    The first clip is legendary. Did the customer survive the war?

  • @Daniel-nb3kk

    @Daniel-nb3kk

    Жыл бұрын

    Some say he died a war hero, wearing his navy suit for war!

  • @Friedtoenails

    @Friedtoenails

    9 ай бұрын

    It has not yet been established that he did

  • @ConsentDeath

    @ConsentDeath

    6 ай бұрын

    No

  • @jasonrubain
    @jasonrubain8 күн бұрын

    Why is Maven on the thumbnail?

  • @jacobnemcic8147
    @jacobnemcic81472 жыл бұрын

    5:52 do these guys have a YT channel?

  • @Nick_Lavigne

    @Nick_Lavigne

    2 жыл бұрын

    40 over fashion

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