I did some healing with your wallet

@MrDudes52

4 жыл бұрын

We all know it's not real

@p4t21ck

4 жыл бұрын

You're right, that swelling went down!

@JonAutopsy

4 жыл бұрын

leobapster Was at that point of the video when I read this comment. I literally lol’d.

@JonAutopsy

4 жыл бұрын

MrDudes52 Neither is wrestling

@dakotaworthan8456

4 жыл бұрын

Best reply ever.

I'm more impressed that this lady was able to find and wear 3 different shades of purple

@Simonius86

2 жыл бұрын

That’s no lady, that’s Prince!

@madarauchihathetruesavior4081

2 жыл бұрын

50 shades of purple

@alexanderpeters2934

2 жыл бұрын

For war of course

@RickysPlace1

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they were calling for rain…

@junitoss83

Жыл бұрын

😅

The only thing this guy can actually heal is insomnia

@shepherdoffire9263

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@joshpascual7539

3 жыл бұрын

Its very true ive been watching this nearly everyday before bed.....its so bizarre.

@Pyrolonn

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I use it for.

@lebaillidessavoies3889

2 жыл бұрын

True ,its working for me ( though i have no insomnia issues...)

@robertloerwald3

2 жыл бұрын

No, God heals insomnia through him

My mechanic fixed my car the same way. I'm writing this as i walk to work

@dr.bejkmat2577

4 жыл бұрын

Have a good day when you do go to work

@shayekisitu

4 жыл бұрын

sputnik56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@emanandchill

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@madcityy269

4 жыл бұрын

thanks for the laugh, bro

@jairoalexandermartinezsala3377

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 sorry

"Have a wonderful response" will now be written in every future birthday card I send.

@sittingduck4771

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment. lold good!

@thomasskeffington4539

3 жыл бұрын

And drink plenty of water.

@SemiPerfectDark

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@RobWall24

2 жыл бұрын

Did you end up doing so? And get any interesting responses from that?

@Lima_Golf_Bravo

Жыл бұрын

I say that to people when they consume Taco Bell.

He is so powerful he made 2018 looks like 1980s

@gordonirvine726

2 жыл бұрын

👌👍🏻😂🤣🤣😄😂😂👍🏻👌👌👌😂🤣🤣

@driftwoods2229

2 жыл бұрын

This was 2018???!!

@alexknudsen2759

2 жыл бұрын

@@driftwoods2229 No this was filmed almost 30 years ago.

@jackkelly3697

2 жыл бұрын

​​@@alexknudsen2759 this actually was filmed in 2017 - 2018 it's hard to believe but it really was 😂 if you fast forward to the very end they even mention KZread. At the end of the credits it's also got the date 2017.

@tinaa140

Жыл бұрын

@@jackkelly3697 no fucking way 😂

"he used to be an atheist" Oh trust me, he still is.

@EyeMixMusic

3 жыл бұрын

It's far more likely that he loosely believes in God/spiritual healing, and has told himself that hey, maybe this DOES work on some level that even he doesn't understand. Atheists are typically the first ones to debunk this nonsense, not to practice it.

@earlyray8495

3 жыл бұрын

Dude is getting this moneyyy

@DarkFilmDirector

3 жыл бұрын

@@EyeMixMusic The OP's point is that he likely knows full well what he's doing is placebo, he just discovered that its very easy money tapping into alternative medicine. What he currently does requires far less physical work than chiropractic which is probably why he switched to this spiritual hand-wave healing.

@philipph.3876

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkFilmDirector I'm not an Atheist, but if people are this gullible, perhaps it is better for them and society to believe in spiritual hand-wave healing rather than in (organized) religion.

@aparkerh

3 жыл бұрын

@heXaron Could you provide an example?

I'd like this guy to open a mechanic shop, sit in front of a car for 20 min, waving his hands around and then meeting the customer stating: "I've done maintenance on your exhaust system, I've done maintenance on the seats harness and seats belts, I've done maintenance on your engine oil and transmission oil".

@stephenp.harris5050

4 жыл бұрын

I've done some changing of your blinker fluid & bumper coolant and since a AC Delco rep is working thru me, 50% of my customers sense a feeling of tingling & confusion and need to drink a lot of water for 24 hrs to wash the bullshit out of the mucus membrane system ;)

@stargate445

4 жыл бұрын

The channel should be renamed to naturopatheticshow

@Beau74

4 жыл бұрын

Twenty minutes? Try 5...

@bryancouillard2016

4 жыл бұрын

Why go even go into the shop. He can heal your car over the phone.

@TheMonteCarlo

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like your average car mechanic

The voice, the pen sounds, the clothes rustling, the massage; I don’t care that this is 100% nonsense, it’s fantastic ASMR. It also does not surprise me he used to be a chiropractor too...

@DubiousGrin

3 жыл бұрын

The burp at 13:38 ....

@mitchreynolds9841

3 жыл бұрын

The pen and clipboard really got me

@k1ng0fqu33n5

2 жыл бұрын

@@DubiousGrin I bet he had sandwich breath after that

@RickysPlace1

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you say you are not surprised he used to be a chiropractor?

@fractalized3

2 жыл бұрын

@@RickysPlace1 Chiropractic is also an alternative form of medicine and it goes back even to esoteric stuff, which is very similar to what this guy's doing here. Pure pseudo bs.

This is high quality unintentional ASMR.

@plopperator

4 жыл бұрын

Some expert shuffling and scribbling on display here.

@stargate445

4 жыл бұрын

And high quality scam too

@nibunibu4254

4 жыл бұрын

@@stargate445 High quality scams don't come cheap.

@randy7068

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. The flimflam man wins.

@user-by4nr2bl6j

Жыл бұрын

You also may see Alan Chumack videos - soviet TV-healer

Snake Oil salesman but the asmr is amazingly relaxing. This seems to be the case with a lot of these asmr videos. The higher the bullshit factor, the more intense the asmr.

@chrish5018

4 жыл бұрын

radioactive.cat yeah. The bullshit level is off the chart in this one.

@carlosreyes5371

4 жыл бұрын

It's a placebo effect...

@casualacquaintance1100

4 жыл бұрын

He pulled the measurements, 100% ...proof 100!!

@carlosreyes5371

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly...do you find yourself watching ASMR videos, to get away from the b.s. in the media?

@MrRazorblade999

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlosreyes5371 Yes. More often these days

“I’m going to be quiet and just get some information first” Takes out clipboard “Client likes purple”

@StamfordBridge

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@JosePerez1220

3 ай бұрын

Damn I laughed out loud

@Dani-it5sy

2 ай бұрын

The reason why he needs to write it down is that he might forget his BS diagnose and get exposed. 😂

@zzforspd

2 ай бұрын

Purple, mauve and taupe

@1skcusebutuoy1

2 ай бұрын

@@zzforspdThey say that taupe is very soothing.

50% of the people I work with get red in the face. But on the other hand, I believe only I get red in the face the other 50% of the time.

@edwinzuniga1987

4 жыл бұрын

I apologize for my sandwich breath.

@clairerogerson2153

4 жыл бұрын

mimcmullen this comment is gold

@noecarrier5035

4 жыл бұрын

But 90% of people get sandwich breath within 24 hours, if we did that properly...

@BuenoW

4 жыл бұрын

Chevrolet, zebra and honesty

@noecarrier5035

4 жыл бұрын

@@BuenoW Only when it's done correctly.

“Have a wonderful response” > “May the Force be with you”

@airnidzo

7 ай бұрын

Excelent. First :D

@MisterWin

6 ай бұрын

Tuxedo Mask “My job here is done”

@rooser123

5 ай бұрын

This is the way

@matttumberman2191

2 ай бұрын

​@@MisterWin but you didnt do anything

You may feel a small tugging sensation. That's me emptying your wallet.

@torpid

3 жыл бұрын

Shh!

I had an addiction to marijuana; this man's voice cured me. I used to smoke every day due to a physical need. Now I don't need to smoke every day, I just choose to

@deepzzzleep3575

Жыл бұрын

Are you serious?

@thomasmahon4220

Жыл бұрын

@@deepzzzleep3575 no

@CMackthe3rd

Жыл бұрын

Did you have an amazing response?

@Kgio-2112

Жыл бұрын

Fried brain

@kiddoquit

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasmahon4220 genius lol

old memories always affect leg length

@contantknots

4 жыл бұрын

You fucking bastard I laughed so hard at your comment I woke up my wife. Your pure gold sir

@navaerick86

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@ADjustinG2013

3 жыл бұрын

your response made my day.

@richierich8334

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, when I think back to some of the dogs I've slept with, it makes my middle leg shrivle up.

@melgeezy3325

3 жыл бұрын

Hope everyone here has a wonderful response.

You know this Doctor is the real deal when half his healing appointments are done over the phone

@Ecotic

Жыл бұрын

Well he's using the force in effect to heal people. Darth Vader force choked a guy through a view screen. You know, it checks out.

@christianmethot5941

Жыл бұрын

@@dancooper6002 He's doing that over the phone. Hands shaking, warping the force, choking people or whatever. Why not with Messenger then? Now, it will be 140$.

@janela424

Жыл бұрын

… Except that whole “physically impossible” part where you cannot heal someone over a phone line. Sure, it’s great asmr but you’re not cured of anything.

@Osteoporos1s

Жыл бұрын

@@dancooper6002 come to Utah, I have a bridge to sell you

@cassingramistheshitoilofor9146

Жыл бұрын

Troy Giles

100% of my patients get better 0% of the time . On the clipboard it says, milk, eggs, bread, coffee, New Rolex, trip to Vegas etc.

@shayekisitu

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Anthony 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aaronwilson1666

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Anthony this almost made me pee a little

@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha. Best comment.

@sandyeriksen7135

4 жыл бұрын

Omg!!! Busted out LMAO!! That's what I kept thinking! What the Hell is he really writing!? 😂😂😂😂 yet I watch this night after night. It's my go to ASMR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Heisenberg896

4 жыл бұрын

Sandy Eriksen likewise 😴

when someone can eye ball a 32nd of an inch, they're talking nonsense

@Ravenclaw86

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I believed everything up until that part 🤣🤣🤣

@saintdenis11

3 жыл бұрын

FYI a 32nd of an inch is 0.79 millimeters. This guy's eye sight is out of this world!

@nick_steele9790

3 жыл бұрын

@@saintdenis11 No shit, he walks on two worlds so of course his vision is out of this world! :)

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

thats how he gets you. youre busy thinking about that while hes siphoning your wallet!! LMAO

@wesgreen9875

3 жыл бұрын

And here I thought they wanted you keep your shoes on so they could see any wear on one shoe verses the other. But, hey, if you can see a 32nd of an inch differential with naked eye who needs shoes? ?

What I find interesting about this video is the lady on the table seems to have on three different shades of purple .

@knutini

4 жыл бұрын

“When I am an old woman I shall wear purple.”

@alexandurburster6422

4 жыл бұрын

its 4 lol

@MFKitten

4 жыл бұрын

Old Mrs. Lavender!

@daytonasayswhat9333

4 жыл бұрын

She’s royalty

@mudchuka1

4 жыл бұрын

Purple is siiiiick!

Your one leg is shorter, **holds it up a little higher... ok they’re the same length now.

@shayekisitu

4 жыл бұрын

Backdraft 😂😂😂😂

@GenXJay670

3 жыл бұрын

I would give a like, but i prefer to leave it at 69.

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not even trying anymore lol

@rjg22870

3 жыл бұрын

Backdraft This is a trick a lot of faith healers use...

@thevalvefan1775

2 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂

Dr Saul helps people on and off the table like I help my friends move furniture.

@sandwichbreath0

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

This is the most relaxing con job I’ve ever seen.

"Half the work i do is over the phone so i cant see it"lol

@waitwhat6882

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@paperchaser4176

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao wtf

@UnitedAcolyte

4 күн бұрын

"The other half is through email" have a wonderful response!

I've stumbled pretty far afield for ASMR tonight...

@anthonymurray3550

5 жыл бұрын

...and landed on your feet. This is pretty awesome unexpected ASMR. Voices, background noises and recording equipment is perfect. Nice username btw!

@santiago.sassone

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry for my sandwich breath! Dont need to see anymore, give this man the award, standing ovation my friend

@pootdaggy2657

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, I myself wandered down faux ASMR wormhole.

@thomasskeffington4539

5 жыл бұрын

You tube, wine, loneliness and time can lead to a crazy path.

@sandwichbreath0

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Litoris Yep, it's gold. His clipboard and pen are particular perfection.

I think he quit being an atheist because he realized the money he could be making off these religious folk. I love how he says the same thing like a script he’s performed thousands of times. A scammer in their natural habitat.

@SoberIrishman

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly....same words for each person

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!! LIke bro, were filming!! Mix it up!!!!

@deanwinchester3356

3 жыл бұрын

I’m religious and I would go to a physical therapist or family doctor if I had these problems. The crap this guy is doing (magical movement with his hands) is the exact opposite of what a religious person believes. It’s technically witchcraft which is considered sinful in the Bible.

@Nocturnes1984

3 жыл бұрын

His hand movements are like the rhythm 4/4 he is doing lol....

@mikeb9638

Жыл бұрын

@@deanwinchester3356 The Bible/theism is no less ridiculous than what he's doing. Hate to break it to you.

He walks on two worlds to avoid getting his knees broken by former customers

Very smart of him to keep repeating that speech while his massaging their back. It induces people to believe that they are feeling any of those things he's just described.

@filetmignon9978

2 жыл бұрын

exactly. I was just about to comment that too

@holyarchon9564

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Too bad this man didn’t discover ASMR on KZread. Maybe he’ll start a channel?

Usually about 90 percent notice in the 24 first hours after the healing, that their money is diminished…or gone

@Tsfoxxyj

24 күн бұрын

😂

What a joke but I can't stop watching.

@ffaabb79

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he had 10 patient that day

It’s obvious this man is channeling the powers of our lord, he eyeballed a 32nd of an inch

@lilgoldenbuddy

Жыл бұрын

Was about to say, God chose wisely in giving this dude the Celestial Powers of Measurement™️, despite all other problems he could solve

@lunarlightasmr4660

11 ай бұрын

@@lilgoldenbuddyone extra millimeter and he could unfold the entire cosmos

What makes him super effective is how non-eccentric he comes across. He's not wearing a psychedelic-colored robe with sandals, he's not waxing poetic about the oneness of the universe or anything like that. He's dry, clinical, detached, he's almost like your mother's cardiologist, which only enhances the ASMR experience imo, since it kind of bridges the gap between legitimate medical attention and complete and utter bullshit lol.

@GFitz172

Жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@skyfalldeadpool1633

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Man you described it correctly

@offspringfan89

10 ай бұрын

Excellent analysis.

@bensouthwell1339

10 ай бұрын

I think Bullshit is a bit cruel .... more like pigshit and a pen.

@user-xz4jz6nz2m

8 ай бұрын

Exactly. He's the skeptic's charlatan. He's not going for the overt mysticism of the occult believers. He's seemingly medical and uses hospital jargon to put the skeptics at ease. And the water. Let's not forget the water. Drink plenty of water.

I wasn't convinced that this was real in the beginning, but when I realized he was receiving signals through his hands I was sold....

@daytonasayswhat9333

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Reynolds Lol

@bigredd4279

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@realdealio1

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jpr7848

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is pure gold.

@shayekisitu

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

14:26 The roll of paper towels allowed itself to believe!!! 😊

@chrish5018

4 жыл бұрын

Graynoble yes! The paper towels believe! We should follow the paper towels towards healing and absorbency of light spills.

@Vader-23

3 жыл бұрын

Graynoble 😂😂😂😂

@sandwichbreath0

6 ай бұрын

I never noticed that before 😂😂

@joeyblakeney2813

2 ай бұрын

Yeah those towels ate him up 😂

@ThePdog3k

21 күн бұрын

You know you are dealing with a professional when they sterilize your face rest with paper towels from the floor.

The room kind of gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason .... anyone else?

@davy1972

3 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@utopianverve

3 жыл бұрын

The 90's oak wood finish and the clearly early to mid aughts filming? Definitely.

@GenXJay670

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of an 80's PBS show

@davidg6395

3 жыл бұрын

It gives me the sensation of a bad vintage rape porn movie

8:05 He did some healing with my tension. He did some healing with my anxiety. He did some healing with my insomnia.

this guy says he was a chiropractor and proceeds to give the most insignificant massage that even a cat could do.

@lekoman

5 жыл бұрын

It actually looks really soothing, though. Sometimes these massages are so intense it looks painful.

@MFKitten

4 жыл бұрын

His whole thing is very very specifically constructed. Notice how he tells his "patients" that most people experience this and that feeling/sensation, which is literally just him planting that into their brains. I bet 90% of the people who DO feel that only feel it because he's told them to expect it. He's very confident and comforting, and that alone has a massive impact on how people feel. It's an interesting effect that I think genuine medicine should learn to utilize more, but the way he does it is obviously a predatory thing.

@chilichickSantaFe

4 жыл бұрын

@@MFKitten Wow, I know Saul and you are off base with your predatory thing.

@weirdgirl7475

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've been to a chiropractor several times over the years and I have yet to have seen one do any work like that 😄

@DarkFilmDirector

4 жыл бұрын

@@chilichickSantaFe He's not wrong at all. The practice of "spiritual healing" is 100% fraudulent. Although it is possible this "Dr. Saul" actually believes in what he's doing, ill people are willingly turning their money over to a man that waves his hands around and calls that healing when they could be getting more substantial treatment.

I have to admit this guys hustle is very developed. He has the persona of an expert down pat.

@cvbabc

3 жыл бұрын

@EnriqueLovinLife I keep thinking that if you say God is working through you, then why do you need to write things down?

@MsCwebb

7 ай бұрын

​@@cvbabcbecause he likes seeing things.

Me after laying down: "Your third leg looks about 3/4 to an inch shorter"

50% on the otherhand don't get any ASMR tingles at all. But 90% still think he's a con artist the day after

ASMR gold. But he did some healing didn't he? I reckon he's writing down his shopping list for later. 20 Marlboro Reds; Whisky....

@lightningbug276

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Chapman Is he in the mob in Jersey? 😊

@ronniecrum8644

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@allybally0021

5 жыл бұрын

Fantastic!...yeah working out which stripper to call-on. Filling out lotto tickets.

@allybally0021

5 жыл бұрын

@@lightningbug276 No....that is Charlie Hungerford.

@nessdapkboyo4755

3 жыл бұрын

Gas for my van that I live in

This guy gets $50 for a 15-20min session. For the ASMR effect, I’d say that might be worth it 😂

@kylerwood6880

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Kelleher true😂

@utopianverve

3 жыл бұрын

And ASMR to those who unknowingly feel it (unaware of what ASMR is but still feel it to the full affect, which is probably his 50%) most likely "feel" a difference for sure due to the zen that is ASMR in a real life setting.

@midlight9758

3 жыл бұрын

I’d rather pay $50 for an hour long full body massage

@airnidzo

7 ай бұрын

100 bucks isn't that much when one cannot fall asleep. I've had that issue for almost 2 months straight. Imagine not sleeping for 7 days at all.

@Kgio-2112

4 ай бұрын

Hey , a popular psychic gets like $200 a session

When she didn't do a backflip off the table at 7:45 I began to get skeptical.

@Vader-23

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ruby_dia5824

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is the best one 💀

A server at Olive Garden covered my spaghetti with freshly ground parmesan with more energy than this dude.

@gordonirvine726

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣👍🏼

@SuperDriftking88

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@cloneskiller

4 жыл бұрын

Great now i want salad and breadsticks

@mattkevlarlarock5469

4 жыл бұрын

@@cloneskiller lol.

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

This video has more comments that made me laugh, then any other. LMFAO

I didn’t realize there was a full version of this on the internet. Amazing!

@zemja

2 ай бұрын

There's another offline version?

@chadrosin5878

2 ай бұрын

@@zemjano. There’s a shorter version that is all over the place. I’ve never seen this full length version.

Bruh didn't even align my triangles. SMH, this some novice esoteric healing.

@ValVolfson

4 жыл бұрын

bruhhh you got my deceaseddddddd hahahahaha

@squitowatson9248

4 жыл бұрын

Ute Uncle Barry you’re missing the key facts here guys. He’s been to 8! EIGHT! Different countries!!!!

@melgeezy3325

4 жыл бұрын

@@squitowatson9248 But can he establish his sandwich breath?

@TheLTG

4 жыл бұрын

you can't forget the triangles, the ones we call triangles, and you also can't forget to bounce the azhna and if you fall asleep that's completely normal.

@nick_steele9790

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLTG He forgot to close his throat chakra!

His no touch healing is just what we need in the Age of Corunavirus. Keep your distance guys.

@shayekisitu

4 жыл бұрын

nibu nibu 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lsurouge

4 жыл бұрын

Of course. Social distancing helps prevent the spread of sandwich breath.

@keydefiance98

4 жыл бұрын

But... he literally touched both of those people on their backs

@-lord1754

4 жыл бұрын

@@lsurouge Hopefully everyone is keeping their navy suit's for war clean.

@teopablo1123

3 жыл бұрын

J.M. James sorry I got red in the face

10:09 - Doesn't get a clear answer to the very basic question he asked about the patient's symptoms, says, "Ok, whatever" and moves on. The sign of a true medical professional.

@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood

Жыл бұрын

You must need a hearing aid because none of them said "ok, whatever".

@yohei72

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood You must need reading comprehension lessons, because I clearly meant that as a non-literal summary of his attitude, not a direct quote. Most other people seemed to get it.

@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood

Жыл бұрын

@@yohei72 You literally put quotation marks which means you were quoting something from the video, and now you say i need comprehension lessons😂 dumbest shit ive ever seen.

@tomastoth3839

Жыл бұрын

​@@yohei72 you set the non-literal bar a bit higher than needed 😉

@yohei72

Жыл бұрын

@@tomastoth3839 Don’t need a bar, I don’t drink.

its nice that god takes his time to work directly through him - he must be special

@ADjustinG2013

4 жыл бұрын

dont be jealous.

Hello, I’m Gene Simmons. And when I lash my tongue at the crowd, about 50% of people get a sense of rock and roll all night and party everyday.

@randy7068

4 жыл бұрын

And 50% get saliva splashed in their faces.

“Alright that’ll be $1500, would you like god to email or text you the receipt?”

@wolffromthejungle3894

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to mortgage the bill and have it paid off when I go to heaven

@ericgalloway3420

3 жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS!!!

@TheTurtleRage

3 жыл бұрын

Billing department be like “Please hold. An angel will be with you shortly.”

@jm096

9 күн бұрын

@@TheTurtleRage😂

Notice the Charlatan's disclaimer: "whatever the person is ALLOWING THEMSELVES to receive with the healing usually manifests..." In other words, if (when) it doesn't work, its your fault not his. What a sham. GREAT ASMR THOUGH!!!!!

He should be called the Placebo guy, im fascinated.

When he's "tuning in" I imagine him petting invisible kittens and it's adorable.

Gene Simmons is not only a metal GOD, but he can really work the clip board too!

@rebecaparadis5466

7 ай бұрын

😂

The leg length trick is common among faith healers. It is done by one or both of two ways.The method that he is using here looks like holding the legs slightly to one side. This makes the leg on the side the that he move towards look longer. You can see this clearly at 3:29. The other method involves slipping one of the shoe heals down slightly to make one leg look longer. I didn't see him do this but at 10:51 he talked about why he has them keep there shoes on. The reason he gave made no since.

@Jamie_Pritchard

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he does it as it's one of the oldest cons in the book.

@0kieD0kiee

2 ай бұрын

I had the leg length trick done to me at a big church healing conference when I was 12, I genuinely thought they’d helped me, my mom and dad and whole family thought they’d actually performed a miracle on me.

@dancooper6002

2 ай бұрын

@@0kieD0kiee How arrogant of you to think you are smarter than everyone else present.

I hope that back massage took care of Satnahm’s allergy issues.

@ellikirves5186

4 жыл бұрын

"All-you-can-eat-peanut-buffet, here I come!"

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he handled that while he was curing his thyroid with a hand wave. LMFAO

You can tell that old eggplant lady was one of the lucky 50% who felt something at the time by the way she said “Thank you, SO much.” To Dr SAuL!!

This is my Ultimate ASMR video I fall asleep to this video nearly every night.

60% of the time this treatment works every time

@rblauson

4 жыл бұрын

fire cat meow LMAO!

@1skcusebutuoy1

2 ай бұрын

They've done studies, you know.

I wonder if Katherine is still alive

@wades9327

4 ай бұрын

Dr Saul Shaye's magical bullshit combined with the power of purple sustains her.

@sandwich-breath

4 ай бұрын

She didn’t have a good response and passed due to dehydration. She forgot to drink lots of water.

@ 5:25 he says almost VERBATIM exactly what he says at 14:32 “And God’s Working through me...” he begins explaining how 50% of his clients mention an “ASMR” experience as he describes exactly the sensations OF ASMR... this helps his client believe healing is occurring when they are just experiencing good ol ASMR. Shows you how down PAT he has his act/show/system.

@lekoman

4 жыл бұрын

ASMR *is* healing! :D

@godawaken117

4 жыл бұрын

lekoman agreed

@squitowatson9248

4 жыл бұрын

ASMR is god 😂

@SemiPerfectDark

2 жыл бұрын

Good analysis. 🙂

@lunarlightasmr4660

11 ай бұрын

True, but ASMR, and said deep states of stress relief are proven to be positive for health. It’s a pretty widely accepted fact high levels over a prolonged period of time of stress and the related hormones which cause feels of stress are extremely detrimental if not deadly in the long run, leading to a litany of health issues, so, hey, if they’re all just bringin some ASMR, so be it

I don't know why but the way he massages the spine, and especially the neck, is very ASMR-inducing to me. I've tried to find similar videos on KZread but there's nothing really comparable out there.

@ilyapodolsky7204

3 жыл бұрын

Probably it's because he's chanting his bullshit about percentages while massaging

@BirdmanHT07

11 ай бұрын

Reminds me of my exes massage technique

@joeyblakeney2813

2 ай бұрын

To me it's the pen and clipboard, dropping on the clipboard then sliding it on and off the clipboard, it's absolute gold and puts me out

8:09 "I did some healing with...." lists almost every part of body lol. My doctor took almost 10 mins just to examine my back ( my doctor must suck )

@sandwichbreath0

4 жыл бұрын

Both got the same list regardless of what they said their actual problems were lol

@gordonirvine726

4 жыл бұрын

@@sandwichbreath0 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

Looks like he's practicing the theremin while taking notes about where its all gone wrong.

@MFKitten

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god I need this edit!

Based on a bio online, he was born in the late 1940's, making him around 75 today. He looks to be 50+ in the video. Guessing this was taped around 2005. BTW, if laughter is the best medicine, reading the comments here will cure you faster.😂😂

@maxalexritter

28 күн бұрын

This video from 2017 or 2018

I did some healing with your immune system, with your lymphatic system, with your spine and neck, with the vertigo, I balanced the spiritual centres.....but I'll be damned if I can get rid of my sniffles"

I cry to this every night

Jesus turned water into wine; Saul runs out of ink 2 minutes after saying God works through me.

@ZachZoschke

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Thomas This comment is life

@dublduu6190

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's a piece of shit con man

@randy7068

4 жыл бұрын

The god of ink is angry with this one. No ink for you !

@aburke0823

3 жыл бұрын

THIS. COMMENT. WON.THE.WAR.

@philipbagnall375

3 жыл бұрын

Of course his ink dried up. God knows an idiot when He sees one 😁

"Whatever the individual is allowing themselves to receive with the healing..." Gotta love how me makes it the patient's fault if they don't get "healed"

@LightYagami-ik1cg

2 жыл бұрын

That part just stuck out to me as I was watching.😭😭 like damn so if it doesn’t work that’s cause of something I did

@dancooper6002

2 ай бұрын

So? Doctors do that all the time. Patients that don't cooperate don't get better going to any doctor.

In the previous video in this series, the guy explains that he was an “advanced atheist” in college. Clearly what happened is the guy learned how gullible people are - chiropracty is a wonderful gateway to this - and jumped on the God money train. Mad respect.

Thank goodness the US doesn't have free public healthcare or we wouldn't have such amazing asmr vids.

@The-Skinn

Жыл бұрын

Yup because when something is “free” to everyone, it’s always great quality. The fact that you think someone’s labor should be free means you believe in slavery.

@sari9645

Жыл бұрын

@@The-Skinn Doctors in countries where healthcare is free are still paid😭 They are just paid by the government as opposed to a private entity. Plus I’ve heard from many Americans that the level of care that they received in countries where healthcare is free was far greater than in America. I suggest doing a little bit of research on universal healthcare before spewing inflammatory nonsense

@chrisbriscoe7138

Жыл бұрын

Amazing comment.

@darrenlamb6279

Жыл бұрын

@@The-Skinn you’re really stupid

@sandwichbreath0

6 ай бұрын

@@The-Skinn Come visit Australia then tell us all about that. When you do, don't forget to explain why our doctors and surgeons are ranked world-class and why American, British and Canadian doctors come here to study under them. Your mistake is believing that universal healthcare only exists in the Soviet form. Our doctors aren't slaves working for free, they're paid by the government via our taxes. Everyone earning over a certain threshold here simply pays a 2% levy once a year with their tax return. And before you say that's THEFT and COMMUNISM, it's not even calculated on your entire income, only the portion over the high threshold -- and what we get for that is the security of full access to our world-ranked healthcare system, and never needing to choose between surgery and homelessness if we're unlucky enough to lose our job at the worst time possible.

I feel like the title of Doctor gets thrown around a bit too freely here.

That room smells of sweet hokum, cinnamon balderdash, and vanilla quackery

@alex1movies

3 жыл бұрын

And also bullshit

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

but mainly SHENANIGANS!!!

@JTScott1988

3 жыл бұрын

😂 vanilla quackery. White folks don't seem to get that one😂😂😂😂

At 13:37 you can hear his demon talk. I believe it said cookies.

@query1527

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@randomuploadsism

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@cjdfv

4 жыл бұрын

C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

@jakehandley3366

4 жыл бұрын

😂 omg that’s funny

@Thebustermann

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I bet he kinda evolved throughout his career: At the beginning he had a lot more physical contact, until he realized, that he could keep seated while waving this hands aimlessly or even do it on the phone, because his deranged clients would accept anything anyway.

@aburke0823

3 жыл бұрын

My dude has a clipboard though and if I have learned anything from Grey's Anatomy clipboards equal SCIENCE.

@nicholasadams2374

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt. And he was careful to add the charlatan's disclaimer. "...whatever the person is 'allowing themselves' to receive with the healing 'usually' manifests..." So, in other words, when it doesn't work, its your fault not his. Pure con-artist.

Why does he leave the shoes on to measure the leg length? Wouldn't it make more sense to remove the shoes?

@hongkongsloth

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Conaway nothing about this makes sense lol

@tonybagodonutz

4 жыл бұрын

10:52 His answer, which really doesn't clarify.

@thomasskeffington4539

4 жыл бұрын

It takes to long for people to take on and off their shoes. Time is money to these people.

@madcityy269

4 жыл бұрын

short explanation: HE LYIN'

@EddieChukkz

4 жыл бұрын

Hey you Gordon!! You take yer common sense with you and scram! We don't like yer kind round here boah!

This looks like it was filmed 30 years ago, yet was filmed in 2018?

@123almostskater

3 жыл бұрын

What?!

@FelixTruvere

3 жыл бұрын

Yep like an old 90s cable access show

Even Dr Quack and his universal elixir of eternal youth would be impressed with this level quackery

Bruh who could live with themselves after scamming an elderly woman

@davidg6395

3 жыл бұрын

That guy over there, doing bullshit jedi hand waving

@glitchinthematrix555

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re dumb enough to fall for this you deserve to be scammed

@andreasgamperl9583

3 жыл бұрын

TrippyLiving or desperate, or in the old lady’s case, maybe she isn’t mentally able anylonger to tell what’s BS and a scam

@brooklynbull-e3565

3 жыл бұрын

@axertrybal realest comment I've seen today.

@royshalev1247

3 жыл бұрын

An elderly scam artist

Better call Saul.

Dr Nick Cave How much for a transmission healing on my 92 Nissan Pathfinder?

Coming up next, Wayne’s world.

@LouScannon2001

5 жыл бұрын

This man blows goats. I have proof.

@thomasskeffington4539

5 жыл бұрын

So that’s where the old Highbury trophy cabinet ended up.

@rikmartinez8316

Ай бұрын

Party time excellent

Amazing how he became a “believer” once he found a way to exploit and monetize it....Good ASMR though.

@dublduu6190

5 жыл бұрын

Same thing I was thinking about

@MFKitten

4 жыл бұрын

I will bet you that he never was an atheist at all.

@waitwhat6882

4 жыл бұрын

I think that’s a Jewish name though.

16:24 he goes in for the hand movement “heal” and realizes he forgot to check his notes. It’s all an act. He does it well. It’s relaxing nevertheless, I guarantee this man has helped countless sleep, even if he’s never healed anyone as he claims.

@UlrichRibbentrop

2 жыл бұрын

If it was fake, he wouldn't have needed to stop and grab the notes.

@rosuppp

2 жыл бұрын

@@UlrichRibbentrop it is fake

@robertodiasfb

2 жыл бұрын

@@UlrichRibbentrop say what?

@elliotjames1273

Жыл бұрын

@@rosuppp Dude just stop, how many times are you gonna say it’s fake. Ulrich is correct, if it was fake he wouldn’t need to check his notes.

@rosuppp

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotjames1273 or he’s just pretending you moron

Why do I feel as if this is what Eric Andre will do in the future?

@keydefiance98

4 жыл бұрын

This woman"s set has almost the same furniture general aesthetic of Eric Andre's set

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

Who would fall for this? You can point and laugh at the gullible people, sure. But most of these people are desperate to cure a pain in their body that modern science can provide yet. I have had this pain in my side ever since I can remember, something about permanent nerve pain when multiple docs looked at me. It feels like something hot inside, building up, radiating to the upper back. Sometimes its there, sometimes its not. But it happens atleast 5 times a week. One night, the pain was too much that it made me consider these quacks because I just want it gone. I didn't go through with it as the next day, the pain had gone momentarily and I was able to reason with myself.

7:07 :signs: 'Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... BRILLIANT!'

That intro goes hard 🔥

Taking advantage of the Elderly is disturbing and disgusting

@daytonasayswhat9333

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously

@ADjustinG2013

4 жыл бұрын

tell that to pharma companies

@estebanortega8744

4 жыл бұрын

@@ADjustinG2013 At least the medicine works in pharmacies.

@glitchinthematrix555

3 жыл бұрын

Aaa Bbb it really doesn’t do anything other than treat symptoms instead of actually teaching people how to be a healthy human being. Also anti depressants and all those pills will wreck your health. Hopefully cannabis and other natural remedies put those crooks out of business for good.

@midlight9758

3 жыл бұрын

Especially purple ones

50% of the time it works every time

Supposed to be relaxing but I can't stop laughing everytime he starts with the magic hands.

@portugalesespana3786

Жыл бұрын

No one cares

@sandwichbreath0

6 ай бұрын

@@portugalesespana3786 At least 8 more people cared about TheAdekrijger's comment than yours.

He obviously wasn't able to heal his own cold. In fact, it seems to be a bug going around at the time of the filming, as several people are coughing including the man himself. Also, did you notice how the host lady didn't even get to ask him a question after she sits down? He just begins talking about himself. Just found it interesting.

@ADjustinG2013

4 жыл бұрын

good observation. he directed the conversation to avoid tough questions, although she was already supportive.

@noecarrier5035

4 жыл бұрын

His speech is highly regimented, he says the same things at the same time to each of his victims. Like a bad actor doing a scene. That's because he has discovered that doing it in this way -- inflicting the ASMR on people -- requires particular things to occur to trigger it. Unlike an actor, however, he doesn't let on that he's playing a part.

@sandwichbreath0

6 ай бұрын

I just saw this one recently too where he does the same thing. Interviewer is fan-girling hard and he's utterly dismissive of her, refusing to be drawn on specifics. What makes it so awkward is she's clearly a believer and is blind to the utter lack of respect he has for her and the callers: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZnWE2ZeBo7KrnMo.html

"Touring around the world sharing his healing techniques" - and he has been to 8 different countries out of 195 in total, LOL, I am pretty sure 3 of the 8 are US, Canada and Mexico and the outstanding balance is either Yucatán or Latin America. I admire his manipulative technique though - "the person is always in charge".

Keep the shoes on for measurement!

17:20 in case the patient forgot what a chair was

@TaterChip91

3 жыл бұрын

Given the fact the patient is even there, Im surprised he didn't need reminded about which way lying face down or up is.

I did some healing on your triangles that we call triangles, I did some healing on your pit of paper, I did some healing on your PodRide, I did some healing on your navy suit for war, I did some healing on your sandweedge breath...

@adi5877

4 жыл бұрын

is the podride a reference to a asmr cause Navy suit ones i get it

@lekoman

4 жыл бұрын

@@adi5877 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZqB_05Ofd9e-drA.html

Why does this look like it was filmed in the 70s? Everything from the quality to how the people look

@vxrdrummer

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was until she said that she had a youtube channel. I honestly thought this was years and years old and was just a repost of an old VHS someone found in a cupboard somewhere.

@davy1972

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's the wood panel walls, the outfit the elderly woman is wearing and the hair style of the "doctor."

@Starrybluegal

2 жыл бұрын

look at the end of the video it says 2017!! but i do get the nostalgic feeling too!!