I love how they’re so adamant they know the law, when in reality they haven’t got a bloody clue!!! “Yo!” Great vlog A.B

@zerosumequation

3 жыл бұрын

Stop Serco and G4S from being granted powers of arrest .you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop-tories-giving-g4s-serco-the-power-to-arrest pass it around . .

@sassyfoods6522

3 жыл бұрын

@@zerosumequation Firstly 38degrees petitions aren't worth a thing, you might as well just yell your request into the passing wind because it has more chance of being granted, and secondly how old is that petition considering Lidlington hasn't been justice secretary since Jan 2018 and isn't even an MP anymore?

@jamieaustin6403

3 жыл бұрын

@@sassyfoods6522 And, everyone (UK citizens) have a right to arrest anyone anyway. It's in our constitution.

@chipo777

3 жыл бұрын

So strange was like why do I recognise that building good ole Crawley

@patthewoodboy

3 жыл бұрын

but they know their feelings :-)

I did not have television; so, you were always my entertainment.🌺

There’s something lovable about this old bloke. He not rude or offensive just poorly trained

Jean-Claude Van Khan!!! Priceless! I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Manz carrying a whole set of pens in his pocket and not one of them works. 😂😂😂😂😂

@narajuna

Жыл бұрын

Bank should provide better G4S ones, got in trouble for Knowing rubbish? :) 5:10

Loved his chin warmer .Matched his bobble hat .Must be cold in that bank ,bless him .Top bloke 🤙

Brilliant AB , Bless him he probably wants to be home with his slippers and cup of tea

@stevemcilroy9518

3 жыл бұрын

If you look closely, he's wearing his slippers 😂

@jasbarsoph

Жыл бұрын

Poor fella there was no malice in him. I’ve respect for him still working at his time of life.

"I heard its a rubbish company to work for" "... I know" 🤣😂 Didn't even give him a pen that works.

I quite liked this guy, he’s rare a non aggressive G4S employee

@choppychops

3 жыл бұрын

How so..... comes out without asking any questions stating he is not allowed to take pictures! Same garbage they all come out with. The fact that he is 60+ is the reason he is not that aggressive, he knows his limits.

@helicoptersrkool

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnarmstrong3782 🙄

@choppychops

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnarmstrong3782 You obviously have not seen all of AB's videos, some contain scenes of assualt by these so called 'minions'. They are on the front line, they represent the company and they are the ones mis-quoting facts of law, its very simple. Put a hi vis jacket on someone and they suddenly believe they are Judge Judy. AB is not trying to take down the "Ants nest" he is educating some on freedoms we have, right to film in public place and creating awareness of the law. We are filmed by CCTV everywhere in this country and because of this, there isnt a dam thing they can do about people filming in public places and they know it. I think you may need to re-evaluate what the auditors are trying to achieve before judging.

@choppychops

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I forgot to add that some auditors do try to get a rise and get a reaction but AB is known for being polite and quietly standing up for his rights hence why he has so many followers. He has been assualted by many and some of those include the police (please look at his Luton video if I remember correctly) There are many good coppers and many bad ones... the bad ones need exposing for the bullies they are. AB also publishes videos af good coppers and ones that pass with flying colours so I call it a balanced view of whats out there.

@thenewcamelot8873

3 жыл бұрын

Well I don't think he's in any way cable of backing up any aggression with physical action so that might be why.

Harmless fella. Seemed to have problems with his pens.

@gurueddy

3 жыл бұрын

Well you would too at that age. The prostate ain’t what it used to be.

@ryearl764

3 жыл бұрын

Never find a pen that works when u need one

@leehenry5764

3 жыл бұрын

@@gurueddy Hey that turmeric puts lead in you're pencil.

@markdunkling1604

3 жыл бұрын

@@gurueddy snake oil rubbed in twice daily

@stevedirt5269

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying again🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant, no heated discussion no hassle just nice easy interaction .. this is why this channel is flying

@unstopish1

3 жыл бұрын

Best of the best

@ryearl764

3 жыл бұрын

Ab comes across as a very placid man and that's perfect for his interactions

@TheFbiFilesRepeat

3 жыл бұрын

He is witted as well, my favo

@TheFbiFilesRepeat

3 жыл бұрын

@BurrowingBunny My favo moment is the telephone brick moment lol

@hasan1980hb

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike some of the new 2 pence wallmart auditors who have a lack of English vocabulary and are uneducated fools. Who keep repaying two words. Identity Urself and you can't do this. Lol.

I'm addicted to this channel. This guy has educated me about the public laws i didn't even know about. Keep it up bro

You can kind of tell he doesn’t want to be asking this but he’s been forced to by the bank who are ignorant of the law.

@ianhill4585

3 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't he just say, "I don't want to be here and ask you questions, why don't we talk about football or something, and my bosses will think I'm doing what they asked me to do". So simple.

@mansamusa420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianhill4585 because he’a on video and he’d be fired?

@ianhill4585

3 жыл бұрын

@@mansamusa420 Possibly, or AB would take pity on him for his honesty, and edit that bit out, or over dub it, AB, is a fair bloke.

@editor0018

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the bank is well aware of the law, they're just counting on the fact most citizens aren't aware of their rights to bully them into submission. Luckily AB knows the law.

@leedorey1490

3 жыл бұрын

No offences commited have a nice day.

Happens over here a lot...wave a camera around on a public sidewalk...some workerbee comes out and morphs into a lawyer,,,a secret agent, or a surveyor...sometimes all three.

Hahaha "you want my details, l cant give em to you if you are gone" haha, great great stuff AB

If his family are watching, maybe a new pen for xmas.

I reckon he would’ve even held your camera for you while you wrote down your name. What a gent. 👍

@Jay-bf7sz

3 жыл бұрын

💯

Thought I'd accidentally tuned into an episode of "Mind Your Language" 😂😂😂😂

@respect2494

3 жыл бұрын

😲 I was watching 'Mind Your Language' just before this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lengmuzik6333

3 жыл бұрын

Showing your age there 😆

@game4alaughman

3 жыл бұрын

@@respect2494 my boy aged 10 watches it on KZread, tears of laughter running down his face, I get so much delight watching him watch it lol 😂

@latchmandrepaul9108

3 жыл бұрын

Classic comedy.....a thousand apologies sir!!!!

@stantheman_10

3 жыл бұрын

i'm surprised you can still watch 'mind your language' on youtube .. surely there's some sort of racist undertones and promotion of white privilege

G4S security with several pens is a man of high importance.

Best yet AB. "I heard it's a rubbish company to work for". "I know"! That video seriously made me smile and I need that at the moment! Plus I don't wish to be offensive, but that suit! Absolutely golden!!!

He's a nice guy, you can tell that, good bloke.

Poor man he is worried about getting into trouble

The good news is his chin was protected from Covid

@margaretcoyne9289

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kaptain1x

3 жыл бұрын

hilarious 🤣 .

@jaymobambino

3 жыл бұрын

Aka the covid chin check

@imamzahra

3 жыл бұрын

😃😃😃😃😃

@jabba0975

3 жыл бұрын

Except, it wasn't.

Hi AB, I love the title 'Jean Claude Van Khan' 😂😂😂 My name is Jean Claude, oohh, you dont want my name? 😋 Simply superb 😂😂😂

Cheers for the giggle AB

He looks like a customer that went in to make a deposit, no security turned up, so they talk him into working the door.

@michellefromindiana4406

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@scottishdanny2432

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha INCREDIBLE!!!

@mansamusa420

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@DriverExtraordinaire-qn6gt

3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely lold

@Foralluhaterz

3 жыл бұрын

👍🏼

When a random person asks for my details i say my name is Scott, Scott Nowttodowithyou.

@kaziflows2936

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm good one.. my names Nunya, exotic I know..Nunya Business!

@darussianping61

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaziflows2936 🤣

@chaz725

3 жыл бұрын

Mines, Ken ... Ken tucky fried chicken

@danthemanwhocancan

3 жыл бұрын

Like it

Nah uncle was a cool fella - just doing his job to keep bread on his table!

@summerrr1

2 жыл бұрын

More specifically his naan bread

@SuperHectorofTroy

2 жыл бұрын

@summerrr1 No need for that!

Comedy gold this one 🤣

Fantastic AB crying with laughter again. He's brilliant how many pens😂😂

Well, every village has 1 and you've found him....now onto the next village

God bless Ibrahim!... doesn't know any better. 😇 A lovely exchange! AB so wanted to get van Damme on that report! 😂

@narajuna

Жыл бұрын

Not so sure,seem to know GOV laws.... or G4S / Bank lied to him.

I love the accent of the security guy. Guarantee as he walked back to the building he was mumbling “facking benchood “under his breath 😂😂😂

@EhsanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@MrRiz157

Жыл бұрын

Doubt more like call him pagal (mental)

@fasalrafiq1837

Жыл бұрын

lol

@moussifer

Жыл бұрын

😂

I live in Crawley,might pay him a visit for a laugh if I am bored ,I will say AB says HI.🏆🏆🏆

@dawnmainstone6330

3 жыл бұрын

Me to 🤣

@dbcoopertsv860

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha !!!! Do it

@myheathenheart1259

3 жыл бұрын

And me lol

@richardchubb3917

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I missed AB in Crawley

@ilyNDshiva

3 жыл бұрын

Jean-Claude Says Hi! 😂😂

This guy is genuine and just really doing what he is told to do. None aggressive at all. Bless this guy 😁

Harmless and nice enough not like some security. It's nice to know that your money and bank details are safe when they guarded by this old fella

Have you noticed every Gard in the UK is not English 🤔

@nickcook2002

3 жыл бұрын

True but there are plenty of guards that are.

@JohnWick-stardawg

3 жыл бұрын

I've done both retail security and bouncing. I actually left retail for bouncing. Retail security is shite. Its usually you by yourself to protect a massive store and everyone is a suspect. Even granny strolling around is a suspect. I've caught plenty of people who you wouldn't have expected to steal. Even rich people steal. Anyway I left it because you're literally on your feet for 12 hours and watching everyone that comes in and that didn't sit well with me. With bouncing you're mostly dealing with happy drunk people and the people who get aggressive can be dealt with by an equal amount of aggression. Plus believe it or not it's nice to listen to good music while you work. In retail for 3 months leading up to and over Christmas there's only Christmas songs on repeat. I swear it actually is like a psychological weapon because I was cracking up having to listen to that for 12 hours a day

@BusbyTreeSurgery

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnWick-stardawg haha i worked above a busker for a week dangling on a rope listening to his ten-minute set repeated all day long.

@glutamateglutamate5728

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnWick-stardawg do you get any gear .

@macker8017

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh its full of foreigners telling us what to do

Bless im he was alright AB, just trying to pay the bills, took out pen and paper just to show then inside that he’s doing something lol

Another absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic and gorgeous video. PLEASE stay safe.

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🏼

He seemed nice and working on min wage has my respect

God bless this guy, he has no malice like most of the others.

Bless him lol! Does he not know he's just a number in the system!! Uncle jee go and have a cuppa tea and put ur feet up son!! Keep it up AB.

Seeing it's Xmas, go back AB and give that man a box of Quality Street. Why? , cos that was a quality moment. I bet his employer's won't see it that way.

Haha. I liked uncle 😂😂😂 the way u cle came out so quickly

When I see a new video out of yours, I drop everything as I know I’m guaranteed to smile or laugh, no matter what mood I’m in... brilliant, and my bloke is Asian so saw the funny side in Uncle jean claud van khan

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Awww you made my day with your comment, thank you

@futureinmate4807

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain kzread.info/dash/bejne/a5arq9RucpbYg5s.html

Seemed a decent man who has been put in a difficult position by his employers, being either wrongly informed of the law or making him follow company policies that are ignorant of the law related to photography. Thanks for not being abusive to him AB like som auditors.

@narajuna

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is very decent in most events, still it is abusive to have someone tell you.

He’s a lovely man

Good to see security in safe hands.

Yes another AB Video! Love it 😀😀

I actually feel sorry for this gentleman. He is trying to do his job, and has been subjected to TERRIBLE training by his employer. He's probably a very nice person with a shit job.

@judz567

Жыл бұрын

Dude, i know loads n loads of Pakistani fella's just like this fella, and they too are top geezers. This bloke has been taught very poorly by his employers, in that you are 100% correct.

@rogerborg

8 ай бұрын

So? He's not a child, if he's going to bark orders at people, that's entirely his choice and his responsibility.

10 pens in his pocket. None of them work 😂 legend

Welcome back AB...absolutely brilliant interaction. Made me laugh

That's the sort of security guard I like, all police should be the same.

@thenewcamelot8873

3 жыл бұрын

Then they's really deal with the grooming gangs

Glad to see you're back

👑 AB it's exciting to find a video that I haven't yet comment on and a thrill if I should find 1 I haven't seen in your exquisite repertoire of audits 👑 All hail Auditing Britain 🇬🇧 thanks

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

Thank You Nigel🤛🤛🤛

Alhumdulila at least he's feeding his family and not sitting at home on benifits

@istiak1574

3 жыл бұрын

But because he’s brown and he’s a Muslim we get looked down on. Only makes us stronger.

@S60ULX

3 жыл бұрын

@@istiak1574 but no one mentioned race or religion ?

@istiak1574

3 жыл бұрын

@@S60ULX meant in general we get picked on just because the person maybe a Muslim or a brown person. We don’t care either way. Makes us stronger.

@S60ULX

3 жыл бұрын

@@istiak1574 I don't know where you live but it's not like that in London. Racism will always exist but let's not deny that it also exists within the Asian community lol

@binboy4034

3 жыл бұрын

@@istiak1574 are you a racist

I love the beanie hat , just doesn't go with the suit . Makes him look a bit like Compo from last of the summer wine lol .

@obadiahspong2300

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought. ROTFL all he needs is the wellies

@paulp1008

3 жыл бұрын

and the slippers and whiskey flask..dudes 7/8ths a friggin tramp.

@zeberdee1972

3 жыл бұрын

@@obadiahspong2300 Great minds think a like lol :-)

@zeberdee1972

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulp1008 Well he does work for G4S .....i'd want a whiskey flask if i worked for them !!! .

@Twichblade

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA THAT JUST BOUGHT BACK YEARS OF MEMORIES WATCHING ON TV EVERY SUNDAY

Looks more like a magistrate court! Oh yeah same thing lmao

@barrymichaels2663

3 жыл бұрын

I did think that too at first mate

@goodyeoman4534

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. Maybe they dish out loans then lock you up.

Legend has it he’s still looking for a working pen....

There are now many other "auditors" on KZread, however.......yours is the best my friend. Top quality!!

What is a government "Law"?

They should check their pen stocks at the bank, he has all the ones that don't work anyway lol.

@stevehurrell

3 жыл бұрын

I have sympathy, I can never get those f%#$€¥g bank pens to work either !!

@spondo3074

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevehurrell true and we thought it was the French taking the piss(bic) the banks must have boxes of them lol.

@harvinderrishiraj5901

3 жыл бұрын

@@spondo3074 The pen is mightier than the golden sword, but in this case...lol.

@cockpiss9260

3 жыл бұрын

He's away to get the pen on the really loooooooong chain.

@shamboursie

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

He could do with a new suit! Love it!!

Mass re-visit required not for an audit, but to drop of a handful of hearing aids.

@stevehurrell

3 жыл бұрын

And pens

@harvinderrishiraj5901

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevehurrell It's true. The better the pen, the better style of writing is achieved.

@BusbyTreeSurgery

3 жыл бұрын

if i worked there i also would not want to be able to hear the drivel peeps come out with on a daily basis. Maybe some nice gloves to help keep the old yin warm

AB: “G4S, I heard it’s a rubbish company to work for”. Guard: “I know..” Lol classic.

@MrWhothefoxthat

3 жыл бұрын

g4, gandi 4

Haha. He's actually alright. Obviously just following what he's been told. Good bit of banter each way anyway.

Legend has it, he's still looking for a pen that works

If the mountain won't go to Mohamad !!!😄 Seemed a nice bloke ,just needed a makeover. Much enjoyed AB,stay safe 👍 Your old lady subber💟

He looks like a Asian Alf Garnet in the pic 😂

AB I got the feeling that all Your audits is like a movie with actors 😂 I know is not but every single audit, looks like it. Well, You are the BEST Man. Merry Christmas to You 🌲🎄🌲🎄🤶🎅

@AuditingBritain

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it its like animation

@jessewrites17792

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain are you dutch?

@ansarmeerza

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessewrites17792 he is Asgardian

Thanks for the chuckle this morning

At least he is grafting instead of claiming the dole.Maybe he needs a new pen.

I've lost count of the times I've told my uncle not to quote those pesky government laws about taking pics of banks 😬

I thought Rolf Harris was in prison.

@saracenuk.

2 жыл бұрын

Classic...loool

I m ur pakistani subscriber and i should say this uncle was sweet.

AB after a long day at work to come home & see your great vids makes me so happy. Thank you. Keep up your fantastic channel

He is a very silly billy , in it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lorreba3054

3 жыл бұрын

you get me

@AM-gt9ov

3 жыл бұрын

your most likely unemployed and his a old man and still grafting, ennit🤣

@twinky666666

3 жыл бұрын

@@AM-gt9ov Your most likely a 3rd generation immigrant that still has not mastered his masters language .And i retired at 54 sonny boy innit 🤣😂🤣😂🙄😏

@mohtar9808

3 жыл бұрын

@@twinky666666 I prefer not have mastered my English language than being a scmb4g

@twinky666666

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohtar9808 that's because its not your language pillock 😂

Another classic man 👍Shout out from Australia 🇦🇺

cool good to see another AB special, the old guy was class .

"Nice chap...he could do with a new suit though" Savage!

"Give me your details"? He hasn't even got a hi viz jacket? What was he thinking?

Loving the title AB 👊🏽 🤣

“He could do with a new suit tho” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is by far my favorite video!

G4S strikes again! 😁 😆 😅

@tommyram9839

3 жыл бұрын

Unreal mate

I liked the way you starting rolling your ‘R’s, not sure where you’re from AB but you definitely have a natural flow with them - keep up the good work AB

@cupidzia

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure but i guess his parents from arab countries

Jean-Cluade Van Cam. I genuinely really like a lot of your content because of the characters you meet and your er... polite but confrontational discourse with them.

I can watching your video all day

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

🤛

It pays the bills fair play to the old chap 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Fat zoot, banana milkshake & a new upload from AB. Life is damn good!

AB you’re a star, top man top audit

I reckon that was definitely a bottle of hooch in his pocket, the naughty little sausage.😂

I felt sorry for Ibraheim. He's just doing a job that gives him a wage. He's just badly advised about his responsibilities. I blame G4S and NatWest for wrongly telling him that he must accost photographers even if they are outside. AB could make a claim for unlawful detention though as AB felt he an obligation to wait for Ibraheim to come out with a pad in order to take his details. Any detention, and it doesn't need to be physical, can be unlawful if the person making the detention has no authority to do so. And as for getting AB's name, that is also a breach of data protection laws as they won't have got a signed acknowledgement that they are allowed to use his name.

@undercoverpolicestate

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

He should turn his hearing aid up !!😆😆what !?hey!?.

I like his "uniform" - bobble hat and carpet slippers. Very professional!!!!!!!

Yo AB, good to see you back doing what you do so well - looking forward to more of your humorous audits. Stay safe man.

Bloody hell, where are they getting these people from, that so called Security guard didn’t have a clue

Sir Ibrahim wasn't wearing his mask properly. How many pens does he have?

Bless. He fancied you AB, he wanted your number 🥰

Many of the british public are absolutely insane and you are doing a fantastic job of highlighting this.