Something about AB's voice, tonality expressions and way of talking in general make it so entertaining. Love it!

@johnflex6444

3 жыл бұрын

He has that transvall Dutch South African twang he funny as fuck and he run rings round the filth bullies

@JohnDoe-sn9ic

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the other channels are shit because they not AB

@darussianping61

3 жыл бұрын

@Hew Jarsol dont think polish i know their accent and it's not as soft . trust me.

@keiranj5149

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Hes like a mix of most of the face jacker and phone jacker characters hahaha

@bolshevikproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Borat

I’ve become addicted to ABs videos.

I have to say AB, I’m warming to you. I put on the uniform every day and deal with the public. Hopefully, I’m better at it than the majority of the people you seem to meet. If you’re a serving Police Officer/CEO/security guard etc, there’s definitely something to learn from your videos. Dealing with the public is a huge part of the job. Leave the ego and preconceptions at home and approach every interaction with an open mind, a positive attitude and a good understanding of the law.

@kateroyston9416

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian,You must be one of the good guys,but it's worrying, that these idiots don't know where the public/private land ,starts finishes!

@sandyboots4754

4 жыл бұрын

Violin Accordion, I think you may have misunderstood what I said.

@sandyboots4754

4 жыл бұрын

Violin Accordion, nope, sense of humour fully functioning, just not quite getting where you’re coming from.

@lynkwhat

4 жыл бұрын

You’re a G Adrian!

@stevemariner6768

4 жыл бұрын

Violin Accordion Aaah the Isle of Cretin! We need specific immigration laws to counter them.

"I was going to teach you about data protection but you were too rude" best line ever!

Totally off topic but the clouds are gorgeous. Thanks for sharing them.

@paullord3549

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thoughts too. That first picture looked quite surreal and other worldly.

On my day off I binge all of AB's videos. Love it

@AuditingBritain

2 жыл бұрын

❤️

@d5940

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@daniellephillips6184

Жыл бұрын

I know same here I found AB a week ago and watched his video's everyday I am obsessed haha

It amazes me how they try to enforce photography policy on public land but know nothing about photography laws.

@gwapopete

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact google maps street view can take you to this very spot, it is crazy

"I'm recording" & "It's polite to ask someone if you record them" The man is a hypocrite of the highest order.

Haha,he was so pissed off! Also he thinks he has powers to force you to speak

My daughter was in hospital in london and i had the security guard of the building site that was on the grounds come upto me and tell me that i couldn't smoke where i was smoking. I proceeded to show him the ashtray hanging on the wall and kindly told him where to go. Really winds me up when people dont just mind their own business

@topfloorflat502

3 жыл бұрын

Joke thing security guard

@gifgit

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same situation at a shopping centre a few weeks ago, security marched up to me and demanded to know why I was smoking in the area. I showed them the bin and ashtray. I thought that would be an end to it. But no, I then got a covid lecture because I'm a dirty smoker and I'm risking my life. Needless to say, security got told to fuck off.

@jackwatsonepic626

2 жыл бұрын

I was in the foyer of a public library lighting a cigarette ready to walk outside to smoke it the security guard said you are not allowed to smoke in here I said I'm not smoking it in here I am lighting it up in here it is 50 mph winds outside how would you expect me to light it outside I just walked out of the foyer of the library shaking my head 🤣😂 saying to him mind your own business and get your facts right first before you say anything 😡

@anonanon1791

Жыл бұрын

They love the power. Jumped up little nobodies.

Mr . Bean left when Mini was bought out by BMW.

Love your audits A B they are the best on KZread.

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@yerwot2937

3 жыл бұрын

He is a certified Knobhead

@jamiecleeves7921

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@warreng8976

3 жыл бұрын

@@leethelegend2418 the only person who is going to be laughing is AB at your dopey attitude, also are your knees saw from all that head you been giving ?

@warreng8976

3 жыл бұрын

@@leethelegend2418 repetitive? I dont need to move to another country you dinlo, i am in a free country and i love my rights :) why would i move somewhere were the majority of people are as thick as you .. The fact you dont understand your rights makes you Weak af , i can hear your opinion and counter them with facts in this free country how silly of you. Fact 1 i have rights fact 2 your opinion is daft :) and my rights let me tell you that but your opinion seems to think it trumps my rights well if thats the case move to china i aint going to move anywhere lmfao also you can stay if you want but you will be corrected on your attitude it reeks of weakness.

huge sign behind the interview saying "welcome" anything but welcome

"Have you seen mr Bean?" lol... once you mentioned section 9 he was sent crashing back to reality.

🤔... A law, that obliges companies to paint the ground at the "entrance" onto their "private land" a different colour would be a great idea!! ... It would remove any doubts, or personal opinions, about where the "boarders" are! 👍

The way AB pokes the bear is so darn funny. when he calls someone a bubboon lmao.

I have to laugh when they demand answers from you but when you ask them questions they state they don’t need to answer. Ditto 😂

A person who is in the right never walks away! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The little red ant commander giving it the large😂😂😂nice one AB

Absolute gold. You can’t film through our open fencing. Well done for educating the goons. Let me know when you’re next in Oxford so I can join you on your next trip.

Security thinking they are stormtroopers wearing all that crap and their cargo trousers tucked in their boots!!!! They must be expecting ford to storm the place!!! You won’t find Mr Bean , he is far to intelligent to work there!!!

@trevorwoodsmonkeyboy2220

4 жыл бұрын

Unbelievably arrogant and thick security muppet/puppet

@rugbyfan8102

4 жыл бұрын

Kia ora ehoa

@Pete-qo7bv

4 жыл бұрын

Rugby Fan E hoa. I haven’t heard that for a long long time. Been away to long. 🇳🇿♥️

@bluebottle1617

4 жыл бұрын

That hi-viz with the diced bands is perilously close to resembling an item of police uniform. It is also obvious the security guards have all passed their Advanced Certificate in Talking Absolute Bollocks.

They soon show they true colours when interrogated with a few questions, know nothing about the field they’re working in lol

Isn't it amazing that when any clown puts on any uniform they become another septic spot on the asshole of humanity, yes that's you too Mr plod, was the same in the Army. Great Vlog again btw, well handled, great you know your stuff. Knowledge is key when dealing with dickhead narcissist's.

Why is this security wearing a flotation vest?

@markwhitmore9326

3 жыл бұрын

Heavy rain was forecast late afternoon.

@gwapopete

3 жыл бұрын

To stop him from downing in all the Bull Shite he is talking maybe

@velvetinedrapes4359

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwapopete lol good one

@danthemanwhocancan

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he likes cruising? 🛳🌈

As a Security Officer, you need to have your S. I. A Licence Card on display at all Times and in Date!

@crimeinvestigatoruk9831

3 жыл бұрын

i dont understand role of sia in uk thats usseles.

@markjohnston3790

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimeinvestigatoruk9831 Just like you and people like you , your all Brain Dead wise up to reality Cha Ching Pay Check! 🍩

@zahideahmed6998

3 жыл бұрын

Mark you need a gold medal 🥇

@pqrstzxerty1296

3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@7dtdfil730

3 жыл бұрын

@@markjohnston3790 your punctuation and spelling shows that **you're** brain dead.

Title of video: Security Guards are full of Beans Security guard comes out dressed like a baked bean. I see what you did there.

🎵my camera brings all the fools to the yard - I could teach you, but I have to charge 🎶

I need these videos in my life...looking forward to the next one. Absolutely brilliant and your dry humour is priceless.

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks just stay tuned

The moment they realise they’re out of the depth is so funny 😆

Love this guy, always makes me laugh 😆

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

You can guarantee that guy has been rejected from the police.

@BONAF1DE1

3 жыл бұрын

ABCD ABCD police aren’t police for the pay.

Code of Conduct for SIA licence holders and licence applicants 1) Act with "honesty" and "integrity" This includes : - a. """"being honest with your employer, clients, and members of the public. """" b. not asking for, taking, or offering bribes; c. avoiding placing yourself under any obligation to other people who might try to influence your decisions and/or actions; d. not conspiring with someone to breach this Code of Conduct, or helping someone to breach this Code of Conduct; e. not victimising someone who raises concerns about a possible breach of this Code of Conduct and/or suspected illegality; and f. not knowingly associating with a member of an organised crime group. COVERT ACTIVITY : SIA holder does not have to display ID e.g. store detective TNX FOR VIDEO stay safe AB P.S. Vicarious liability of an employer If an employee has committed a wrongful or harmful act or abuse which was expressly authorised by the employer which subsequently caused harm and loss to a third party, then the employer will be held fully liable to the third party. (employer will deny this and SIA badge will be abused)

@News-Now-UK

4 жыл бұрын

They MUST produce it upon request once they have ID'ed themselves (for whatever reason) as I have said above, their authority lies in the badge. No Badge = NO AUTHORITY, not that security have any more authority than any other person.

@News-Now-UK

4 жыл бұрын

@@dansharman4944 If someone in a position of power requests or orders you to do something, you have a 'legal right' to know by 'Whom' and on 'what authority' are they acting in and to request to see evidence (ID) that they hold that position. Failing that s/he is just another member of the public. Not that a security guard has any privileged powers of arrest or any other for that matter than you, me, Tom, Dick or Harry! The badge is actually only a 3 year permit showing they are up-to-date with current regulations and health & safety, fire fighting along with the likes of conflict resolution. The last not taken by standard security if I am right. But I do know as an ex-SIA Door Supervisor that I needed it. I personally think this should be a standard in ALL policing and security.

@News-Now-UK

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigblackdog1518 If you ACTUALLY WATCHED it then you would have heard AB ask to see his SIA badge!

@News-Now-UK

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigblackdog1518 you never miss-type?! @$$

@TheBILLANDERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Violin Accordion EASY there is no code practice there fore entitled to do as he wishes , we are not in a communist country yet ! democracy allows your description , FACT

🤣🤣🤣 they think your gonna knick there new car plans 🤦‍♂️

Is Mr Bean about? 😂😂😂

So he tells you he’s recording but it’s polite to ask him to record him 😂

he's not prepared to answer any of your questions, but has plenty....

can you say ‘ oh my goddd’ in all your videos? Makes my day😂

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

You got it 😂 Did I say it in the Men from God Video ?

@lastchance2303

4 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain Hahaha hahaha hahaha!

@PsyopAgentProvocateur

Жыл бұрын

I love how he says “man” I had a Norwegian mate who said Man in an entertaining way that was a pleasure to hear. AB says the word Maaan in a similarly pleasurable and entertaining way. So much to enjoy.

Love it love it love it. AB you make my day mate. I laugh and laugh at your antics. You are so polite and that confuses them all. ha ha ha ha. keep well. Duncan.

Why are you taking photographs? I cannot tell you because of the Data Protection Act. ; ) Guard: Can I ask you how long you are going to be here? AB: Yes, you can ask (tee hee) On their backs they have a sign, "plant protection team". Are they protecting the other vegetables?

Their lack of knowledge on GPDR is truly shocking. I think Mr Bean has disowned them.

LOL ! the sheer irony of that sign; 'Welcome' 🤔😂🤣😂

"Can't hide this site, IT'S HUGE!"; "You do everything in the land?"; .. these are starting to turn into some great comedy. Just don't go too far with it, please. Some end up making me cringe, but yours are just about right.

Brilliant idea A.B. i like it. The mini men didn't know anything about data protection , but they said they know enough.

So many and qualified security guards. The same in USA. 🌸🌺

AB you got to realise in the day of a security guard it's generally so boring 12hour days so any opportunity for them to mix it up and do something different is a bonus. I used to do security, can't say I miss it 1 bit boring boring job and you have no life. Good vid AB keep em coming please!

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

So why aren’t they happy to see me than ? 😂😂😂

@thew4rrior5code

4 жыл бұрын

Auditing Britain They're deep down but try to entertain themselves thinking they're important

We love you Mr Italian. Respect!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏👏👏👏🌍🕊

They all retreat back once they realise he knows more than them 😊

Hey nice one when he said he would not answer any questions you should have said I’m not here to be interviewed here either 😂😂😂💪nice one ☝️

LOL ! What about artists who may like to paint the landscape of the building 😂🤣😂 Painting is not a crime 🤔😂🤣😂

He asked you questions but as soon as you ask him about data protection he claims he’s not there to answer your questions

Thank you for all that you do in being the Data protection PUBLIC WATCHDOG for us and keeping us informed, something that the UK Govt the Police the Local Authorities and the Courts seem very keen to SUPPRESS at every frivolous twisting and turning of the Laws of the Land some Laws of which are BAD LAW.

“ I do have permission yes..... er...... from myself” haaaaaaaaaa

You have become the best auditor!! Keep up the great work.

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you 🙏 There are few new ones now doing a fantastic job

They act above their station think they have a right to ask you what you're doing and what your name is bit of a joke really great film and stay safe Gribble Smith

@hardcoreyouknowthescore1457

4 жыл бұрын

You mean just like how the guy filming thinks he has the right to constantly ask a random security guard that he's just met to recite what the GDPR laws are? 😂

You are brilliant. Thanks for these. So funny and at the same time important

Even our police have no understanding of the laws that they pretend to invoke ,what chance a totally untrained cabbage in a yellow vest would know better

Love the new series about educating them! Nice one A.B

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

I will do few more of them

@chrysokerux

4 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain really looking forward to them!😊

Perfectly amicable - barking orders, making false claims, interrupting the conversation Sounds perfectly amicable

-Do you have special powers? -Yes I have special powers. -What powers. -Telekinesis, super speed, shapeshifting, x-ray vision, breathing underwater :-)

Security Guard thinking his a police officer 😂😂😂 I'm sure he won't know his data protection.

"Any SIA badge must be worn and visible at all times"

So he didn't want to be interviewed... But he thought it was ok to interview a member of the public. "I'm not prepared to answer your questions", as he keeps asking questions... You can't help stupid!

Why is his SIA badge not be worn and clearly shown, not doing so is a SIA membership issue.

Security guards - people who failed the police entrance test.

What’s with the blue line Union Flag 🇬🇧. He must display his SIA badge at all times.

@class37100

4 жыл бұрын

Wants to looking a policeman pathetic creature

I'm dying here...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....too funny AB.

Ab's special powers: ask a question with a question; change the topic; tell security about Section 9 (SIA) - and they soon perform the walk of shame.

A security guard for Mini cars didn't know Mr Bean? He must have only just popped out of his pod and not flown anywhere.

It's not private land because there's double yellow lines.

@TheSadButMadLad

4 жыл бұрын

Not conclusive proof as you can put them on private roads too. The key thing was the council's stickers on the lamp posts.

Taken from SIA website; Front line licence holders must: Wear the licence where it can be seen at all times when engaging in designated licensable activity unless you have reported it lost or stolen, or it is in our possession.

@easilyoffended8106

4 жыл бұрын

MegaScumbucket Maybe he knew that bossing a member of the public about on public land wasn't a 'designated licensable activity'.

@joehh211

4 жыл бұрын

I hate to say this because I hate security like this but they dont have to wear it in certain circumstances and they dont have to show it you on request, they only have to show a authorised authority, police or member of the SIA. This guy should tread very carefully trying to police on public on public land. AB can also request the video the guard has under a subject access request.

@TheSadButMadLad

4 жыл бұрын

@@joehh211 The certain circumstances are very limited and this circumstance is not it. They might not have to hand it to the public, but it does have to be visible (like the 2nd guard's) and the public have a right to read the details on it.

@joehh211

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSadButMadLad Hi mate, it doesn't and they dont. Honestly if you enquire with the SIA and send them this video they'll come back at you saying it doesnt have to be visable and members of the public dont have a right to view the badge.

@TheSadButMadLad

4 жыл бұрын

​@@joehh211 From the home office website - "Front line licence holders must wear the licence where it can be seen at all times when working (unless you have reported it lost or stolen, or it is in the possession of the SIA). Your licence can be withdrawn or suspended if this condition is not met." Also for store detectives and others where it doesn't need to be visible - "However, you must still carry your licence on you and be able to produce it on request." It does state "Produce the licence for inspection on the request of any constable, any member or employee of the SIA or other person authorised by the SIA." but that does not preclude the public from reading the the badge. Inspection implies holding and examining the badge, the public can't get a hold of it, but they still can read it.

Bet those security wish they hadn't BEAN acting so silly when approaching AB in HEINZ sight !

Funny thing is ,,all the first bit when the guy is complaining etc, He has the sign saying WELCOME above his shoulder... ....😀😀

"Plant Protection Team", dear God, the names they make up for security guard these days gets more and more ridiculous.

@TopTechTrendsX

4 жыл бұрын

Calling themselves the Avengers next.

9:59 It's polite to ask to record Well that's strange because 5 minutes ago you told me you were going to record, you didn't ask me.

Mr Bean is too intelligent to be around these clowns!

Absolutely love these videos.

"Do not give orders in public" sounds like an order

Wtf, ‘can I have your name and can you explain why you’re filming’, NO!! 😂😂😂😂😂

These goons just can't help themselves. Strutting around like they are the queen's guards.......making demands & bullshitting .........i can't get enough of seeing them humiliated & outwitted.

I’d say you’re a bundle of joy to be sitting beside at a party.

Its just a phrase they've heard because they don't know what else to say..

Asking these guys that... does not make sense, they are to stupid for questions like that. There is a reason they are security guards....

You are right AB! These people have to learn, the law! x

Brilliant AB had me laughing! Great video

"What your doing is perfectly fine, but i still want to know" that line always makes me laugh.

You can be sure that anyone who approaches you and starts on about 'data protection' has no idea about data protection

'in Roman times BMW didn't exist' 😂

AB ask why their fence is here and not over there? Response, ‘to give the public access to the gate’…..classic….

There's no obligation for SIA badge holders to present themselves to members of the public or any requirement to give either their badge or SIA registration number. Good work AB.

@8888noodle

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they had to display their sia badge at all times?

@chrischristian8050

4 жыл бұрын

They have to display all the time their badge

take a look at the black union jack on hid jacket ,trying to make themselves look like police

@charliezz6746

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe their just patriotic or are you not allowed to display the nations flag on a security uniform in fact police have only recently been allowed to display the union jack on their uniforms in the last five years or so.

@outlaw6421

4 жыл бұрын

@@charliezz6746 the one police officers wear is a charity that represents fallen officers,the union flag is red,white and blue so i cant see how its patriotic to wear a black flag

@kevinparker461

4 жыл бұрын

@@outlaw6421 I.S.I.S have a black flag, Plod following trends!

@kgatlw9134

4 жыл бұрын

@@charliezz6746 It's copying plod. As well as the daft combat boots, big bulky utility vests with the chequered strips is all to give the illusion they carry more authority than they do....the knobber even carries himself like a copper.

😂😂 was just talking about AB at work yesterday - now seeing this he actually came to my work - I did wonder if he was ever going to come to the plant.

I like very much the way you make conversation. It has good logic and when they know nothing they are lost! Well done again AB

I'm embarrassed. The Sidewalk Stormtrooper has a Northern Irish accent, and his attitude was stinking. I'm Northern Irish, and he isn't representative of people this side of the Irish Sea....Obviously ex Forces, too....

@jaimieboy999

4 жыл бұрын

New I could hear that in is accent. Probably got fucked out of the police.

@TheSebiestor

4 жыл бұрын

i live in the irish republic and it seems pretty accurate to me

@gaggymott9159

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSebiestor Perhaps that's how they are in Éire....

@TheSebiestor

4 жыл бұрын

@@gaggymott9159 like yourself i was referring to northerners

As you can see, you dont need any form of intelligence to become a security guard.

Great delivery as usual.

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

Double yellow lines are applied by the Council. That's a clear indication that this is a public place.

@richardlloyd3330

4 жыл бұрын

Thats not so true. Theres a problem with dangerous lorry parking in an industrial street where my work is. My workplace contacted the council to complain and they said its a private road and they don't hold the record of who owns it. It also has double yellows

This guy is so entertaining god bless him, when im sad i watch him he makes me happy.

@AuditingBritain

4 жыл бұрын

You’re obviously referring to Mr Bean

@xghost_ahmedx6046

4 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain nah not mr bean im talking about you. Keep up the good work stay safe

@xghost_ahmedx6046

4 жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain auditing how are you keep up the good work

What's with the stab vest, high leg boots and trousers tucked in? I never knew the true danger of getting a paper cut from the vehicle log sheet. Stay safe guys and don't trap your fingers on the barrier! 😆

Great big sign saying WELCOME :-)