How this guy kept his job amazes me.

@Weird-City

11 ай бұрын

I'd guess he is excellent at licking asses and keeping his bosses happy.

@britneyclears641

8 ай бұрын

I do get "I'm gonna lose my job" vibes from him

@randyreal5871

5 ай бұрын

👅

@rjnash2610

5 ай бұрын

​@@britneyclears641100% This is the main reason he stepped outdoors (where G4S are strictly NOT permitted to operate) and kept trying to defend his lick with the only poor excuse he had.

@ThevaiCollective

4 ай бұрын

by licking his G4S bosses shoes clean the boot licker with how AB said he can smell his breath lol

It could be argued that licking someone or their belongings is the same as spitting on them. Which would be an ASSAULT!

@uws5604

Жыл бұрын

Wrong. It's worse than spitting, because spitting has the possibility of missing the target, whereas licking is an accurately-targeted action.

@silverfox74

Жыл бұрын

In fact licking (which involves bodily fluids) may be regarded as an act or attempted act of sexual assault.

@uws5604

Жыл бұрын

@@silverfox74 I suspect you're being overly charitable with the word "attempted".

@silverfox74

Жыл бұрын

@@uws5604 Very LOL

@SebastianEisenberg

Жыл бұрын

Vile it is what planet does that G4S guy think he is living on

The lens rimmer needs his laptop checked by the old bill 😂

@unleashthedragonwithin2057

Жыл бұрын

That borders on libel - what evidence do you have?

@Mazza357

Жыл бұрын

Bauld head glasses and that sort of creepy behavior the evidence will be on the hard drive ya nonce protector

@cierce

11 ай бұрын

@@unleashthedragonwithin2057 Found the guy who licked the phone

@unleashthedragonwithin2057

11 ай бұрын

@@cierce You will have to elaborate.

@cierce

11 ай бұрын

​@@unleashthedragonwithin2057 "yOu wIlL hAvE tO eLaborAte": sugma.

11:40 'I'll get out of uniform no problem', I really hope someone within the G4S hierarchy see this absolutely disgusting behaviour. Guess they'll probably be given employee of the month and £10 Starbucks giftcard

@rogerborg

9 ай бұрын

It's a costume, not a uniform.

G4S must be desperate in recruiting staff. This is really bottom of the barrel seurity staff. The lies just keep flowing. When red rage takes over it only escalates the situation

“You licked my phone!” “Would you rather I took it out of your hand and smashed it?” Why are those the only 2 options 😂

@JWix32

Жыл бұрын

Because he has 5 brain cells

@zippyatrainbow

Жыл бұрын

Oh a multiple choice questions!

@Angel-Adramelech

Жыл бұрын

@@JWix32 5 Brain cells is being extremely generous 😇

@Gehri_soch2.0

Жыл бұрын

​@@JWix32cells*

@JWix32

Жыл бұрын

@@Gehri_soch2.0 ironic lmao to be fair it was 4am give me a break 😉

The lens licker and the 'small man' syndrome guard were both agitating and provocative. They should lose theit SIA licences.

We want a re-visit not a re-upload.😭😭

@cjr3839

3 ай бұрын

A group visit Mass audit

@Safety1st_

2 ай бұрын

@@cjr3839they should make the job centre into a competition venue at the auditor world championships

one of the few channels where re-uploads are watched eagerly...

@rosehippyguy3402

Жыл бұрын

The gate keeper woman at the start. Why is there a gate there? Is there a 15 minute city trial going on there?🤔

@richardj3104

Жыл бұрын

phone rimmer licker pricker repeat better than a carry on film

From window licker to phone licker in 5 mins ! Amazing

@oddball7483

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean anus locker ?

@Jazzy-sn7sc

Жыл бұрын

😋😋😋

@SuperBarnaby12

Жыл бұрын

He is also probably an Arse licker. 🎉

@KhruC

Жыл бұрын

Lol Jack…so not PC but bloody funny and totally spot on!

@AdamF8

2 ай бұрын

WHAAAAAAT DA HEEEEEEL, NOOOOO WAAAAAYEEAY 😆😆😆

Some folks just can't resist. They see glass and have to have a lick. It doesn't always have to be a window.

I like to jam the radio comms of G4s. they use a basic digital radio frequency in the UK (business lite 449.4mhz) i just go there with a full 5watts and they still cannot speak to eachother :)

Saw the original show these thuggish hooligan people who have been granted so called powers over the people think they can get away with anything ..your a star..AB ...thank you for exposing these individuals from all walks in authority life ❤

@jasbarsoph

Жыл бұрын

Who think they have been granted power over people, They have zero power, They are exactly like any other citizen.

Very strange! 2 security guards lying to a man repeatedly about recording. I just don’t get it.

Just have to ask, how can you consistently maintain such an upbeat disposition with all verbal and physical assaults ? It is quite a skill. It seems to me, you and News Now Yorkshire are approached faster than any other Auditors. It is like 10, 9,8,7,6 and here we go.

@colinpryor4290

Жыл бұрын

16:38 - You just know this clown likes to lick other men ... when his mother lets him out for the night.

@Biohazard1999

10 ай бұрын

What do you mean? He gets off on conflict, that's why he is doing it. I mean he disguises it under this exercising my rights stuff but he loves arguing with them more.

@LorrieLogan

10 ай бұрын

He is merely exercising his rights. What is High Math about that to you ? Do you want the Government to control EVERYTHING. When Taxpayers pay for these facilities. If he engages with delinquent and bombastic Security Guards who are unenelightened …these are the results. Nothing New. best 🤸‍♂@@Biohazard1999

@rogerborg

9 ай бұрын

@@Biohazard1999 Shut up, cretin.

Are G4S desperate to get this taken down. Common sense prevails.

@ped0000

Жыл бұрын

G4stupid will have licking someone as a means of subduing them in the policy by the end of the day.

@DarkGaming-2734

Жыл бұрын

Maybe because it has been reuploaded a few times now. They know what the guy with the glasses did was embarrassing, but in all fairness, all of them are embarrassing.

@AlexM-ui8me

5 ай бұрын

​@@DarkGaming-2734the guy with glasses is completely unhinged. Very dangerous man indeed.

Phone licker is the gift that keeps giving . 😂

@davidwilkinson323

Жыл бұрын

Imagine him working in Foot Licker ?

8:43 His brain had a meltdown😅well done AB keep up the great work!

Was this guy ever reprimanded by G4S for licking the camera?!

@TheOneAndOnlyZelenkaGuru

Жыл бұрын

G4S awards this kind of behavior, they aren't there for security - no terrorist has ever done anything to a jobcentre, they are just the to keep the sheep in line.

@Pudji.Toucan

Жыл бұрын

Yes, he was asked into the station to make a statement, he was held for 220mins and given a conduct warning in writing from G4S.

@treewitch666

Жыл бұрын

Plus he’s now a world star for phone licking like a crazy loon 🤪🤡😩

@gytrucker

Жыл бұрын

​@@Pudji.Toucani hope thats true what you wrote

@legobatman8353

Жыл бұрын

Should have been sacked. No different than spitting in my opinion.

Is this a training videos for G4S on how not to do it.😂

@billyj2502

Ай бұрын

No unfortunately they get trained to behave exactly like this

AB, I loved the ending waking from the nightmare.... funny and brilliant!

After watching this for about the 30th time I’d love to know if these security staff, especially the lens rimmer regret the way they behaved or think they were justified

G4S . Need a shower after watching that.

Great idea with the reupload on this one, I've seen it so many times and must be getting a far wider reach than other videos as a result! This guy must be getting so famous!!!

How did he ever pass the psychological evaluation for employment ?

@Superliegebeest0

2 ай бұрын

It's g4s he was selected for it

Every uk auditor needs to get down to that public building ASAP. Those two cowards need dealing with.

Wtf was not expecting the dude to lick the phone 😭😭

These thugs need to be fired and never work in security again. There SIA license needs to be revoked.

@paulstekla3270

Жыл бұрын

What should they do, when he won't leave??

@DarkGaming-2734

Жыл бұрын

​@paulstekla3270 You're allowed to record on the wall in the building since it has public information on it, and they were stopping him from doing his job. They said he can take a picture of it but you can also record it so there's no difference really they were just being forceful.

@davemillan3360

Жыл бұрын

@@paulstekla3270 he is allowed to be there.

@silverfox74

Жыл бұрын

@@paulstekla3270 From their perspective they need to ask AB twice to leave and if he didn't then they retreat to the main office, close the doors to secure the building and call the police for aggravated trespass IF they have evidence that it is private property. If it is a public building then the alledged trespass is a civil matter in which the police have no authority. In either case licking someone or that persons property that is on their person is not acceptable and may be considered an act of sexual assault as the attack involves bodily fluids. That security guard should be dismissed and prosecuted.

@paulstekla3270

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkGaming-2734 We both know he does not care about the public information, he just wants to wind people up, to get a reaction. All he had to do was put his phone down, read the info, there would be no problem. Guessing you work full time, would you hang around job centres filming informations boards, I guess not.

The information in the job centre is available for the public and as an auditor you unsurprisingly wanted to make your viewers aware of that! The "Frenzied Maniacal Responsel" from the security officer's was absurd!!!

@unleashthedragonwithin2057

Жыл бұрын

But he only went there to incite and provoke, it was NOTHING to do with information.

@Peter_Pepper_the_Pickled_Piper

Жыл бұрын

@@unleashthedragonwithin2057 if the noticeboards are SPECIFICALLY and PURPOSELY there to disseminate information to the public...then what could be better than uploading it?

@TheBrawlBox

Жыл бұрын

@@unleashthedragonwithin2057 In P.I.N.A.C. we refer to it as 'The Noble Pretext.'

@unleashthedragonwithin2057

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBrawlBox Yes, cults are known for having such mantras.

@unleashthedragonwithin2057

Жыл бұрын

@@Peter_Pepper_the_Pickled_Piper I completely agree, but that isn't why Job Centre employees are targeted. This is about provocation and incitement for content, NOTHING to do with uploading helpful information. He could care less about helping the unemployed. You are just the victim of a cruel hoax.

🤣😂FFS had me in stitches at the end!! Just liked and subscribed! What a legend hahahaha

This is Gold. You crack me up man!

Check his hard drives

Special, Speccy, licky , FREAKOID 😂

15:37 Dude's listening and having the greatest time of his life!

AB needs his own chat show. Would be the best thing since Parkinson

@AuditingBritain

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 thanks

@jasbarsoph

Жыл бұрын

@@AuditingBritain it would be like Jeremy Kyle all the idiot cops and stupid scruffy security all arguing over powers of arrest and section 42/43§ion3

@GJX-xy7dm

Жыл бұрын

More like Jerry springer staged shite

@robertcoxon9295

Жыл бұрын

@@jasbarsoph AB with his own TV chat show would be top viewing.

The rimmer clearly loves the attention!! Getting it taken down to get re uploaded and watched again by tens of thousands of people lol

They moved the Jobcentre now onto the high street 😮

I don't live in Britain, but Im suprised about the level of ignorance of those public servents there. Thank you for exposing them but you have to take action for hold them accountable. Nothing will be changed without legal actions.

@6clu

Жыл бұрын

G4S aren’t public servants, it’s a private company that provides security services to both the government and other public/private companies. Inevitably they are bound by the law (like police officers), and although I’m confident the land is private theirs a level of intrusiveness that should be expected (including the recording in and around that space) and it is very likely that corridor would be classed as “public space”. Like most law systems, suing the police or these individuals would do nothing.

@chamindadewage9004

Жыл бұрын

They are not public servants G4s is private security firm who employ uneducated people to work in public.These individuals will get nice surprise shortly after this video.😂😂

@SebastianEisenberg

Жыл бұрын

Paranoia thinking it is s gun a bazooka yet these jokers film us yet that job centre are filming us lool

@SebastianEisenberg

Жыл бұрын

G4S are governmental or public servants private security firm

@alexmckendrick

Жыл бұрын

They are uneducated arseholes usually foreign nationsls

This guy was too weird. Still can't believe he did that.. and I've seen this the first time 😂

@cjr3839

7 ай бұрын

He should be on some register I ain't the only one thinking that I'm sure a few other think that on here too

@AlexM-ui8me

5 ай бұрын

Most definitely, this guy gives off vibes on various levels......looks as though he could explode with rage at any given moment too.

That part where his head just pops into shot never gets old. I've seen this clip 3 or 4 times now and always laugh at that part. I've said it before and I'll say it again... something wrong with that fella.

He did that to your phone because he wanted a change from his normal pastime, which is licking windows. Parents should warn their children that if they don't pay attention in school, G4S is where they'll end up and then show them this bunch of rejects.

Tall one got bullied a lot, he eventually flipped his lid one day but never got round to putting the lid back on. Short one has lead a charmed existence, was under smacked as a nipper. Talks to AB like a dog. What a piece of work.

This was so funny, your humour cracks me up man

Did these weirdos complain and asked YT to take the original down? Is that why you have reloaded it? Security guards are funny. They’re a gift that keeps on giving.

Why would a man lick another mans camera ?

@Pudji.Toucan

Жыл бұрын

This is a behaviour found primarily in the realms of social circles among thespians.

@nightskyremedies

Жыл бұрын

ye god knows nutter🤣

@nightskyremedies

Жыл бұрын

@@Pudji.Toucan ye savages lol

@GJX-xy7dm

Жыл бұрын

Why would a man lick another man’s ….

How come you've re-uploaded it AB?

this is the best upload you have ever done 😂😂😂😂

Love the content. I work in Redcar Job Centre and every job centre and police station got an email about Auditing Britain with a picture of you warning you could show up anytime and bullet points of what to do if you turn up.

@shabbychic5368

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!! He’s got them all rattled.

@Aengus42

11 ай бұрын

What? They could just train their staff properly instead of "If you see this man, be nice!" ffs! Then everyone would get proper service within the law.

Well worth putting on your channel again, thank you AB.😂

What happened to the licker with bad breath?

bruh the amount of times this guy said "You stuck it in my face!" is hilarious he was looking like my pet dog pugle with his big bulgy eyes

why does it keep being deleted

Is the third guy who threatened to take off his uniform and steal your phone, reported to G4S? I think you missed it @11:30

@treewitch666

Жыл бұрын

angry muzzy

@Mossyz.

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully his boss is watching this .I would have sacked him on the spot .

@steve10

Жыл бұрын

​@@treewitch666aren't they always , I think they mix peaceful with angry war mongers

@obfuscatedgoods

Жыл бұрын

@@treewitch666brown = muslim? interesting

@Stephengrimes1972

Жыл бұрын

@@obfuscatedgoods Looking for racism where there’s none! It’s the ‘racism spotter’. White,middle class and university educated,and with no idea of the real agenda.

How have I never seen this one before? This is hilarious 😂

Always great to be entertains by weird humans. Keep uploading. 👍

You're my favourite auditor AB....the true daddy....you always make me laugh with your comments

Who let the licker out of his rubber room.

Third time lucky, and yes I’ll watch again.

@legobatman8353

Жыл бұрын

Third time licky

Ah G4S the gift that keeps on giving.

is that mrs AB at the end... Great vid watched it all again, amazing how these loose cannons keep their jobs..

Gross his attitude stinks am glad you can keep your cool.I think it's time for a revisit see if old licker can play it again 😂

That was disgusting. Get him sacked.

@caolkyle

Жыл бұрын

Which one, the one that licked the camera and keep esclating the situation, the bald one that also tried his best to lay hands on AB or the one that threatened AB by saying he'll take off his uniform and get physical

This gentleman nose grow hair very fast😂, I like your sense of humor your videos make me laugh, my friend I love it .

@user-gf6ep9no3r

Жыл бұрын

😂 it’s like you checking on his nose from time to time every few months

Yo AB! When are you comming to Hull for auditing?

Yo AB! The French tourist you did is one of my favourites. It was too funny and still a great audit 😂

@davidgaines9949

Жыл бұрын

It’s the country of love

@cazt-ex1nc

Жыл бұрын

Which one? Could you share the link plz

@mickyhouse8753

9 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4arw9mshaqYYrw.html @@cazt-ex1nc

This is a brilliant exposure! GS4 tyrants and weirdo licks 👅 your phone 😂😂😂😂😂

Please dont stop doing these videos you are hilarious and make my day.

Perfect upload AB.

They approached you in an arrogant manner. Man with the glasses A thug. The other Gimp 4 stupid with the hat thing on very thuggish. It seems the job centres totally ignore the memo that went around regarding filming. I wonder if the man with glasses was denied lollipops as a kid so licked your phone. What a weirdo. Good vid AB

9:41 this is the point you are looking for😛😛😛

Taking window licker to another level 😂

For leaking the phone needs to be sacked imediatly. He asked for the manager and they refused to call him.

What a wierdo that guy is licking ur phone ...he approached you ..he needs a good talking to ..then the other guy reckons he'll take ur phone off u ....totally delusional...these guys are security..wow...they need looking at ...aggressive behaviour from them all

@sojourn6697

Жыл бұрын

As an ex security guard I can tell you unfortunately their behaviour is too common. The worse ones are the ex army privates. Just complete nut jobs. The ex officers were good but then you had to have a few brains to control the fruit loop privates. I reckoned you needed a security guard to guard the security guard.

@ayemagpie1732

2 ай бұрын

Yup. This is the opposite of security. Ego has no place.

Send this footage to G4S

Honesty i could watch you all day. Your the best ever...

AB this is too funny, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

By far one of my favourite thumb nails. The detail on the nostril hairs is incredible.

@sojourn6697

Жыл бұрын

If you got lost in there they would need a search party to find and get you out.

@garyfreeman896

Жыл бұрын

@@sojourn6697 I would absail out on those filthy follicles.

"i cannot tell a lie, i didn't burn the house down"

I'll watch this as many times as you upload it.

AB you’re classic dearest. I’ve never laughed so much hun. Im crying tears. I’ve seen it all now. He was a wrong un 👅 licking your phone. Love you to bits AB❤😂❤

No filming here while wearing a body cam

Was there any news on this?

The information even has q codes all over it specifically to record onto your phone. So how can it possibly be not allowed to record

I love this type of stuff . AB legend. Absolute legend haha

The lens rimmer 😂

@cliffordbuttle4529

Жыл бұрын

I bet he use to piss the bed when he was small/ in short trousers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lens rimmer LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

I live in Gravesend and can tell you that this Job Centre is now closed, a smaller one is now in the Grove, Gravesend.

Love this. You're actually jokes AB 😂

If he licked my phone will you be on the floor another G4 sausage keep safe AB

He sounds like the " im gonna lose my Job " p33D0w guy

@KentRoads

Жыл бұрын

"You've ruined my holiday"

lol, I wasn't expecting that bit of comedy at the end 🤣

Could you reupload a 3d edition of this video please? Not sure if he managed to get close enough

I pity their children. 😂

@vinnylee878

Жыл бұрын

Bet if you look at his parents he's the child you need to pity 😂

@EvenBigger-Brother

Жыл бұрын

Goodness gracious, I hope he does not progress to licking children in public .

These clowns keep trying to take the video down without understanding the whole thing is all over the Internet on other platforms and no matter what they try it will be forever here .

@cliffordbuttle4529

Жыл бұрын

Four eyes will have a heart attack soon😂😂😂😂😂

@jamesm875

Жыл бұрын

@@cliffordbuttle4529 Size of the Gut on him I am surprised he has not had one yet.

Oh this was a funny one. I thought it was a revisit. I saw someone else visiting this place, and this guy is still working here. I'm actually making a song with some audio snippets of this video starring AB as the vocalist 🔊🎵

😂😂😂😂😂Man this was so funny..😂😂😂😂

At 12:41 ...Kyle Walker is thinking, champions league winners or not I'm off my teammate licked this mans phone.

It's all on camera baldy ...u have a screw loose ..licking his phone

The ending is the best thing you have ever done hahaha

9:45 was not only disturbing & concerning but it had me laughing so much that I literally choked while I was eating :) These G4S lot are not on weird but kinky too, someone needs to report them, the sikh guy was overly aggressive & defo needs to be reported! The other weird dude needs to be sectioned & have his SIA license taken away from him! AB you survived this time but keep your front & back covered at all times LOL!