"The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant" has to be one of the greatest lines in fiction

@theprinceoftides6836

2 жыл бұрын

Truth. And the way he delivered it is priceless.

@skrublordnord69

Жыл бұрын

Too bad the rest of the show was filled with cock jokes

@BlaneNostalgia

Жыл бұрын

dude people gotta start roleplaying that on dwarf races in videogames

@hardwirecars

Жыл бұрын

close. it will be a dwarf size cock. think again thats the best

@TheOblake2

Жыл бұрын

Nah for me its " It will be a dwarf sized cock!!" 🤣🤣🤣 that just kills me everytime

‘Guess again’ needed a double up? I suppose it’s a very good point

@johnlaslett5339

Жыл бұрын

Or it could just be an error. People do make them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@robertsuermann1342

Жыл бұрын

Good point lol get it? Good point

@cheefussmith9380

Жыл бұрын

@@calebhall1779 come again?

“The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant”…a line I never thought I’d hear on film…or at all for that matter. bravo GoT👏

Tyrion is like jorah's lawyer😂😂

Tyrion Lanister...One of the sharpest minds I have seen..Could listen to him all day!

@22steve5150

Жыл бұрын

Until he came down with that terrible illness that depleted his mind sometime in season 7, leaving him a borderline retard by season 8.

@amsunkiss7629

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@johnbarrientosiii6586

Жыл бұрын

Up until season 4 his intelligence and witty personality was thrown out the window

Albuquerque: better call Saul Westeros: better call Tyrion

"We're a team, im a great fighter too!" 😂

Tyrion does have a talent with words. Smart man.

@HybridSpektar

Жыл бұрын

Master Diplomat and Negotiator

Season 8 Tyrion in this situation: "Who has a better story than I do? Please don't kill me."

This is what Speech 100 looks like

Best job interview ever.

Love watching scenes that end before they

Tyrion and Saul Goodman are the best lawyers ever.

What a skilled actor Peter Dinklage is... I love that man!!! 🙂

@IIISentorIII

6 ай бұрын

Are you the cock merchant?

@Wayne72LEVRAI

4 ай бұрын

As an actor, is great yes. But as a person ? It's debatable.

1:55 I was on a plane with him to LA from NYC. Chatted during the flight ,nice Fellow and big Guy!

Just in contrast, if you look at the only time Jaime tried to talk his way out of a situation, he lost his hand - you wonder how Tyrion would have fared in that situation You also left out Tyrion and Bronn meeting Shagga and the hill tribesmen in Season 1, a great example of his persuasive skills

@22steve5150

Жыл бұрын

Up until losing his hand, having his children die one by one, and watching the woman he loved go completely mad, Jamie didn't know how to talk to people without coming off as an arrogant cunt.

@Lumadil1

Жыл бұрын

Tyrion would have fared the situation where Jaime lost his hand, by bringing up the fact that Roose would want him intact because he would have been a bargaining chip when it comes to Tywin, because Tywin's army really wasnt that far from Harrenhall

@22steve5150

Жыл бұрын

@@Lumadil1 and he probably would have talked to his captors in a more respectful tone too.

@Lumadil1

Жыл бұрын

@@22steve5150 well, at least a more kiss ass manner lol

@Noir0rioN

Жыл бұрын

Shagga likes axes.

“the dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant” is the funniest shit i have ever heard 💀💀💀

It feels like Saul Goodman speaking to Tuco in ep. 1 of BCS

@TheGarfield1337

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it Episode 2 actually? I thought the first episode ends with Tuco pulling Saul through the door

Ayo I don’t even watch this show so I don’t get how this was even recommended. But DAMN DUDE SMOOTH WITH THE WORDS 😭😭😭😭😭

@codeybaxter6788

Жыл бұрын

This was after they butchered his character, you think he's smooth with his words, you should have seen him before

@bait5257

Жыл бұрын

Watch the first 4 seasons. He is way better

They should make a season just for Tyrion. He live a thousand years.

Through Magic - Tyrion travels to the future on Earth and opens up a law practice with the slogan "Try Calling Tyrion!" .

The last season that did Tyrion justice.

@Kim.Ju-ae

Жыл бұрын

Angela Merkel was a dictator

GUESS AGAIN!!! hahah legendary

A video about "speech skills" that cuts constantly in the middle of sentences...

You forgot his greatest speech where he talks about "having balls!"

Great Video! Love it!

Dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant 😂😂😂😂😂 oh god I’m dying!!!!

Why the first scene playing twice??

Awesome

My talking skills when I wanted my friend to spend the night

Unfortunately, not even Tyrion could outsmart his writers in seasons 7-8

0:53 “Guess again” 🤣🤣

Guess again!!

The greatest lannister killer in the world hahahhaa

yep the greatest plot armour ever

Excellent

When still GoT was somewhat decent.

People take their role to serious some time. Did you know peter dinklage had to remove his spinal vertebrae to play as a dwarf.

I really hope the Dwarf dosent sudnently gets stupid during this show for no reason. That would be a real shame, but what are the odds of that.

If only Danerys heeded Tyrions words.

Pretty Cool

His Brains got him this far 😂

Could just take the dwarf body too.

What does MR PETER DINKLAGE means??? Pure talent.

Never trust a lanister. If only Danny knew that Tyrion will be her end.

@n0tk0sher

Жыл бұрын

She was her own end.

@willmercury

Жыл бұрын

@@n0tk0sher And she deserved it.

@nadjerbora1630

Жыл бұрын

So true jason martin she was mad like her father

@jellalfernandes1309

Жыл бұрын

The writers butchered her character

@DekuStickGamer

Жыл бұрын

It's my view that Tyrion was seriously dumbed down for plot convenience in the last seasons. He was no longer the same mastermind. He made decisions that early-seasons Tyrion WOULD NEVER make. Like immediately trusting Varys even tho previously Tyrion was the MOST careful around Varys cause he was sharply aware how intelligent he was. Or freeing Jaime, knowing full well he would be safer and still alive locked up.

That first girl is Martini from Sopranos

@oussamat612

Жыл бұрын

whos martini

@12cricketmad

Жыл бұрын

Martina, she’s like a martini but goes down easier

@dbodooley

Жыл бұрын

@@oussamat612 she’s the one that was stealing money from Artie’s restaurant and he found out and fired her.

@haydeng3541

Жыл бұрын

@@dbodooley wasn't Bennie fucking her too? Pretty sure she was one of the reasons those two were at each other's throats for a bit

I really can't conflate who's verbal composure and cadence is in higher tier between Tyrion Lanister & Lady Danbury from the Bridgerton series... The former uses it mostly to keep his head in an upheavingly capitalistic manner while the latter does it with so much finesse and flair that you'd just can't help but keep giving accolades for.... It's a tough choice 🤔

Smartest man turned to the dumbest man in the last 2 seasons

These aren't the most convincing clips I've seen

😂

There's no sound.

How did he get out of OZ. I seen him die boy he sure did have tricks...lol

@matthewswila2327

Жыл бұрын

Adebisi...I will never forget that m-fer 😄

2:00 diver ?

Tyrion was this (.) Close to getting his throat slit.

Gotta be honest, if she kills him the day she meets him, she probably wins everything with practically loosing nothing. I loved his character, possibly my favorite in the show, but he held her back so much. In this kind of age power rules, kill all your enemies, then rebuild your empire the way you see fit. Her father didn’t loose because he killed to many people, he lost because he had no power.

@michealkorvac1235

Жыл бұрын

Restraint is a sign of strength, not weakness. A soldier is one that can kill with no regard for the outcome or the far-reaching consequences of the action. A King or Queen could not rule for long, with a fist. No matter how big it is (dragons XD) I think the problem was she didn't know what she wanted to be. a kind rule or a strong force having the power to change everything in a blink skipping the tedious talks and politics with one word (Burn) in the end like most rulers it's about the person, not the crown. John snow is a good king not because he was born into it but because he was a good man and others followed.

@divinity176

Жыл бұрын

She didn't have to kill him, the writers did. The lookalike they replaced him with is who kept giving her bad advice.

@22steve5150

Жыл бұрын

If not for Varrys suddenly becoming the most useless spymaster in the world, Tyrion no longer saying a damn thing that could be called "smart", Jon Snow going full Retard for a season and a half, and Dany somehow not noticing things like an entire fucking fleet of warships two thousand feet below her on a near cloudless sunny day (the same fleet that miraculously snuck up on her own iron islands allied fleet in the middle of the night and actually rammed the command vessel before any of the watchmen noticed the fucking warfleet bearing down on them, then immediately sailed to the other side of the continent and ambushed the rest of Dany's fleet who had dropped off the Unsullied at Casterly Rock). [you know what, let's just say if not for Euron Greyjoy and his fleet not apparently having (at least until the last 2 episodes of season 8) all kinds of magical powers of high speed travel, stealth, indestructability, and being able snipe flying creatures 2 thousand feet up and four thousand feet away in 2 or 3 shots and from a moving firing platform (WW2 radar directed AA guns couldn't match that accuracy), Dany would have taken the Iron throne rather easily, with the combined forces of Unsullied, Dothraki, Dorne, Olena Tyrell controlled Highgarden, and the army of the North all probably forcing queen Cercie to bargain (successfully) for exile or return to Casterly Rock in return for surrendering and pledging to the new Queen.]

@darth856

Жыл бұрын

Logically speaking, Dany should have crushed Cersei in like 5 minutes. The odds were so heavily stracked against her. They made Tyrion a bad advisor so that Cersei could remain in the game longer.

@Mainlyeverything

Жыл бұрын

@@divinity176 tyrion could never kill his own family His whole plan was to make sure jamie and cersei somehow survive. It's why he gave her such silly ideas

This compilation kind of sucks, you cut off lots of his iconic lines. Try again lolol

And that was all for nothing

wtf are these transitions?

Why did you... why did you do a repeat like that its stupid editing

horrible cuts

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This whole thing is offensive to the characters in GRRM's great books. The HBO series was tolerable and even had many good things about as long as it stayed mostly with the books, but DnD are hacks who overreached themselves. Everything after season 4 is garbage.

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