"How many kids you got ?? " 😂😂😂

@redips

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the same thing Judith asked Alan. Lol

@alexanderpytko5394

4 ай бұрын

Apparently, one too many.

I love Charlie’s dry humor, “You left him out in the rain yesterday, it’s not like you set the bar real high” 😄

@shadowknight1121

11 ай бұрын

Which he would do later. And worse he was at the school play so he not only forgot him he bailed on him. 🤣

@candyowens4882

2 ай бұрын

Classic who's still here with me in 2024.

@candyowens4882

2 ай бұрын

Jake & Berta simply hilarious 😅😅😂😂

@user-so9qk1nf4t

3 күн бұрын

Charlie is fiction. You don't get a Malibu beach house in the millions, by writing a jingle every few months. ask any jingle writer. he was a cartoon character... they couldn't even decide whether he died or lived.

" But I'm just your uncle " Charlie always has a way out 😂

@Brook11223

2 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@redaidrissi3236

2 жыл бұрын

The « he’s your FATHER » always cracks me up

@chavollamas

2 жыл бұрын

Except in 3:14

@rippingtons60

Жыл бұрын

And if he doesn't then he makes one.

@askesqkuyea2184

Жыл бұрын

He always does

The golden years of Two and a half men were the best. The chemistry between Sheen, Cryer and Jones made the show so special.

@kevinharker1840

2 жыл бұрын

..... and Berta.

@tommymoodie2157

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinharker1840 RIP

@africanhut4979

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinharker1840 RIP

@al307antony2

2 жыл бұрын

Dang man haven’t seen you around in years.

@sanjidvinsmoke2676

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Evelyn too🤣🤣

"How about a movie? Why, you gonna leave me there too?" 😂

@redips

Жыл бұрын

If they happen, call the manager. Lol

"You know what your problem is, you don't drink enough" one of my favorite lines in this episode

@slashbash1347

4 ай бұрын

You know what your problem is? You don't drink enough.

I like how the soccer coach just bails on Jake in the rain 😂

@danitho

Жыл бұрын

Didn't Judith date the soccer coach at some point? That might be why 😅

@WCTate

9 ай бұрын

I think so@@danitho

@asm7406

8 ай бұрын

Football

@mysticwatersoo

5 ай бұрын

Yeah but he is just a coach.

@Cassxowary

3 ай бұрын

@@mysticwatersooand charlie is just his uncle

'oh please I'm counting on you.' 'you're headed for disappointment.' -- Allan should've seen that one coming 🤣

@redips

Жыл бұрын

This is Charlie we're talking about. When has he ever helped you out? lol

@justinsmith5095

5 ай бұрын

Wait till i tell mom about this

The cut from "yeah I guess" to Jake standing in the rain is so funny😂😂

This show in its prime

@Brook11223

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@youngbloodnba

Жыл бұрын

Yeah its pretty sure to say that this dynamic was lost when charlie was fired

"You're headed for disappointment." Classic!

Charlie kind of did Alan a favor. He still got the letter in time for the appointment and didn't spend that whole month worrying about it.

@almo382

6 ай бұрын

You get my first like in 2024! Congratulations! 🎉

@devanov3103

4 ай бұрын

@@almo382Don't flatter yourself.

@soapmctavishlover

Ай бұрын

​@@devanov3103oh shut up

One of the best shows ever in television history.

@johhnyboiii6015

2 жыл бұрын

In my eyes it is👍💪💥

@juelzd7172

2 жыл бұрын

I had a roommate who always watched it and I thought the show was boring. But looking back at clips now and being older, hilarious 😂

@schloughed

2 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@johhnyboiii6015

2 жыл бұрын

@@schloughed yes

@rijudehingia1381

2 жыл бұрын

I freaking loved the show at the beginning but you'd have to accept it that it fked up in the end.

I honestly would’ve loved to have seen Alan’s reaction when he realised he forgot Jake 😂😂

These were the best years of Two and a Half Men. Such a great show...the first four to five seasons were pure gold.

Two and a Half Men really helps me in dealing with my depressed life.

@servantofthelivinggod6192

2 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong?

@nicco1295

2 жыл бұрын

Same..

@jomama2938

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@LuisTorres-zn6ok

Жыл бұрын

True

@konpsymusic

Жыл бұрын

Me too

This is one of my favorite episodes of this series.

@keastymatthew2407

2 жыл бұрын

No it's not. Jake should of been put dwn

@MinnesotaHighness

2 жыл бұрын

@@keastymatthew2407 how could you tell someone what their favorite episode is based on your own personal opinion? Like go on with that smh yall people on the internet be something else lol

@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld

6 ай бұрын

This was season two, which was my favorite season.... Absolute perfection in the writing

"GET UP!" 😆

I like how Charlie shouts “Get up!” at Jake later after Alan did so here

If I get chance to see the whole series again. I would definitely see it.

@usmaniqbaal

Жыл бұрын

More like upto season 5 or 6

@DMac4214

Жыл бұрын

@@usmaniqbaal I think you mean 8 since Charlie left after 8. Unless you did mean 5 or 6 if that’s the case sorry.

The bit that always slays me is when Charlie has grabbed a towel and curled up on the floor of the bathroom and gone back to sleep 😅

@devanov3103

4 ай бұрын

I know the feeling. There's no better time for me to go to sleep than right after waking up. I'm super drowsy and mellow if I get to sleep some more. In the evening it's not that easy ironically. Retirement will be so awesome, no rigid schedules anymore.

0:56 - 1:11 I can't believe this became a meme years later lol.

Alan: How 'bout a movie? Jake: Why? You gonna leave me there, too?

I feel when Alan yelled at Charlie to get up his inner Lex Luthor came out 😂

Man... the dialogues and performances on the early days of this show were pure gold.

"Or should I say are you going to see him SA---MOA"☠😂🤣😅

You're gonna be colder and wetter 😂😅. Charlie was a savage

Jake just standing there with the football ⚽⚽⚽😂😂😂😂

First 4,5 seasons with charlie sheen were unmatchable their situational comedy is just above any sitcoms i have ever watched .. too bad it didnt ended the way it was going ..

@shadowknight1121

11 ай бұрын

Oh yeah that show was a mess since Ashton took over. Not hating on him just the direction of the show.

"Or should I say you shall see him Sam-oa?"😂😂😂

And still the best thing was the scene where Charlie had to prepare lunch for Jake and gave him frozen pizza :D

Best comedy series ever with Charlie Sheen.

Old man was alcoholic…got forgotten so often through first and second grade [No school buses] that was moved to a [lower quality] school in 3rd grade bc walking distance from home. School let out at 2pm, was there past midnight almost everyday asleep on the bleachers. Kids gone teachers gone everyone gone neighborhood quiet just me and the night watchman. Great memories 🎉

@danitho

Жыл бұрын

Man....I am so sorry that happened

@night-creature2213

Жыл бұрын

@@danitho Appreciate you saying…thanks

Alan: "How about a movie?" Jake: "Why? Are you gonna leave me there too?" This was pretty savage coming from an underachiever

@watcher1258

2 жыл бұрын

But very true 👍

@ahuralinna6184

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@patrickzalatoris3206

Жыл бұрын

That line was awesome

@gabrielcasuco7448

9 ай бұрын

1:51

I love how they went to pick jake up in charlies 80K mercedes 😂

In case I run into a piniata. 😂

@darshilmashru8479

2 жыл бұрын

Piñata*

"Are you gonna see him Samoa"😂😂

I don’t know how but when I watched this episode I predicted that Charlie would say “you don’t drink enough”.🤣

"Please, I am counting on you." "Then you're headed for disappointment."

Charlie is so wise, you don’t drink enough.

I can't believe Jake forgot to stand out of the rain

@bazza945

Жыл бұрын

He is Jake, that's why Charlie once called him "chowderhead".

What’s funny about this show is many of us felt identified at least in one of these acts. Writers of this comedy were high IQ level.

Charlie and Alan are similar to Drake and Josh who forgot to pick up Megan from her friend's house on a rainy day.

What soccer coach leaves before all the kids get picked up?

@redips

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the coach should’ve call the parents to remind them to pick up the child. Otherwise call police or child services. Lol

@footballfan7771

2 жыл бұрын

Jake's!

@rohitsrinivas7305

2 жыл бұрын

A bad one.

@Saixah

2 жыл бұрын

coach Magurk

@maridepp53

8 ай бұрын

Again, it’s a tv show!

It's so funny that Alan and Charlie forgot to get Jake waiting for them to pick him up in the middle of the raining 🤣😂🤣🤣👍👏👏⚡❤️💯🙌

If you forgot it ,that means it's not important 😂

Man the first seasons of that show will always have a special place in my heart

I love this show I never get tired of it I watch the repeats all the time

This show was ahead of its time and Charlie had a huge point on marriage and how to live your life.

@asm7406

8 ай бұрын

Yes and Not

I will never forgive Chuck Lorre for the way this show ended.

@hierony5471

Жыл бұрын

Charlie did that himself tho. They just had to quit and not try again with Walden.

@dolphinsfan3245

Ай бұрын

I hate Lorre too but once Sheen left or got fired... Whatever they should've just ended it. I'm sure the show sucked without Charlie. I only rewatch the first 8 seasons. That's it. I refuse to watch Ashton Kutcher 🤢🤮

Charlie made a mistake...in the end he left the door open.

@jovencamacho8042

2 жыл бұрын

Guess he also forgot

"charlie hapers is the kind of character many middle aged men would like to be, and many women of all ages would like to meet"C. Goulart

1:05 😂😂😂😂😂

One of the reasons why Jake had more or less no respect for Alan by the time it got to season 4.

Felt so sorry for Jake.

@Nina-rg8es

2 жыл бұрын

1:05 Awww😕

@no127

2 жыл бұрын

Why was he just standing in the rain? Couldn't he find some shelter? Oh sorry! Forgot it was Jake.😂

@saintlouis1087

2 жыл бұрын

@@no127 plus it never rains in SoCal

@advisedgnu69backup72

Жыл бұрын

@@Nina-rg8eshe’s like “I hate my life”

@RossDrum

Жыл бұрын

The end of this episode Alan forgets to pick up Judith from the airport. She is standing in the rain.

If Jake had been out in the cold rain for too long, he would have gotten sick, but he didn't.

Why ? You’re gonna leave me there too ? 😂😂😂😂😂

at the end of this episode alan forgets to pick up judith at the airport,shes standing out in the rain,LOL

One of the best shows ever 👌👌👌

@potocatepetl

2 жыл бұрын

half of it, maybe not even

"Why You Gonna leave me there too?"

I love Two and half man

Berta really cleaned that house squeaky clean that even charlie will consider the floor of the bathroom/comfort room his 2nd bedroom😂

And he did twice lol😂😂😂

4:03-I should make this my alarm

Get uppp!! 😂

I think sometimes the brother forgets where he's living and who is the owner of the house

@asm7406

8 ай бұрын

?

😂I love tis 1, how many kids u've got😂

Man Two and a Half Men was amazing loved it! Especially back in the day!

I love this episode so much

man this is my favorite scene and got me really hooked on the series

Charlie is the goat 🎉

"Are you gonna see him Sa-moa?" :D :D :D :D

Wow those windshield wipers are big for that car

Jon Cryer would be a perfect Drill Sargent.

I know the feeling😔🌧️

Man man man man menly man man I love this song

Just like in The Simpsons which Homer forgot to pick up Bart after soccer practice which Bart is left standing in the rain.

🤣🤣 how many kids do you have

1:05 I’m sure I’m overthinking this but wouldn’t have someone approached Jake and asked if he needed a ride or at least offered to have him call Alan or Charlie just to be sure either one is on their way?

@keshy_

Жыл бұрын

You are overthinking..it's acting we need content So Anything goes

alan@ jake ...get up!!!...alan@ charlie...get up!!!! ..charlie at jake...get up!!! ... LOL...at the end of this episode alan forgets to pick up judith at the airport,shes standing out in the rain,LOL

Priceless episodes 😂

Me: *Charlie* Alan: *My cat at 8AM*

This reminds me of the moment i forgot my car in the parking lot and took the bus home.

@sourabhkarmakar8040

2 жыл бұрын

Where do you live ?

@mikhilrathod6984

2 жыл бұрын

@@sourabhkarmakar8040 mumbai

@raghavagrawal4395

2 жыл бұрын

Just drive back

Great sitcom 😂😂😂

I love it how charlie always turns it back on Allen 🤠 too 🤣 funny

Funny how they leave each other in troubles 😂

Can we just talk about how lucky Angus was to be able to work with both John and Charlie? He gots to work with these two incredibly hilarious men and learn comedic timing from them. People always keep praise onto John and Charlie for their performance in the show but you got to also acknowledge Angus

*_"Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!"_*

I think the balance of power shifted if he just said these to Allen wait till mom finds out

Alan forgot to pay rent for 20 years xD

GET UP!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:04 one of the funniest cutaways snd moments on the show

My father would forget me at least 2x a week.

@kanegarvey848

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like he didn't forget lol

1:04 is the funniest cutaways and moments on the show

That meme😂

Season 1-3 were the GOAT

This isn’t the last time Alan forgot Jake. He forgot Jake when he moved out to live with Melissa. He also forgot Jake when he moved out when Walden bought the house.

Poor boy. 😢😊

Usually you have an appointment time? Only Alan would go for all day.

0:05 jackrabbit hahaha

@HappyMirica

Жыл бұрын

4:04 GET UP

@HappyMirica

Жыл бұрын

0:56 origin of the meme