Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: bit.ly/2O0mNOz ✅ ANDROID: bit.ly/2XPOVbC Start with💰50K silver and get a Free Epic Champion 💥 on day 7 of “New Player Rewards” program Hey sorry guys I had to reupload the video because the background music that plays in the beginning of the movie got claimed and they put a bunch of ads on the video. I didn't want to have you sit through so many ads on a video that also has a sponsorship, so I changed the music as best I could. It's not perfect, I know, but this is what we have to do on KZread so yippee. For reference Edward says: "You're a lot stronger than me right now"

@triggeredbeetle5370

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Meyers didn’t you just upload this

@cjaybtw_5721

5 жыл бұрын

Reupload?

@issiv.4998

5 жыл бұрын

Aw thanks man

@perlazavala8605

5 жыл бұрын

Y’all gotta learn how to press “read more” and we’ll, read more before commenting.

@salstruck

5 жыл бұрын

Perla Zavala lol I just read it

The sad thing is The baby got a boyfriend before I did

@johnherb4243

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's not really a fair comparison. That baby was born for like ten minutes before Jacob saw her. No one can compete with that speed.

@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnherb4243 he had a thing for her years before she was even conceived, no one can beat that.

@Ogloserlol

4 жыл бұрын

Before anyone did

@cityofcresendo121

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@niceaudiokevin3921

4 жыл бұрын

HAHA

Some girls: I am 32 years old, and I have never had a boyfriend in my life Renesmee: I am 0 years old and I have found my soulmate

@notky848

4 жыл бұрын

THE TEARS... OH MY TEARS 😭😭😂

@tiktokhypearianacutie9597

4 жыл бұрын

and thats on faith XD

@princess_sonianevermind

4 жыл бұрын

Wow...

@gomer_X

4 жыл бұрын

this comment wins the internet

@darkaesthetic3527

4 жыл бұрын

I-

When you want to teach your kids about the consequences of unprotected sex, just show them this baby... It'll work like a charm.

@madamefluffy4788

3 жыл бұрын

The CGI baby isn't all that bad when compared to what they were going to use. RIP (not really) Chuckesmee.

@HB-dg5op

3 жыл бұрын

Naw just wake them up periodically for weeks on end and make them do remedial tasks and still keep up with school.

@kazuki1350

3 жыл бұрын

"Consequences" is a weird way to put it

@neonkscksc

3 жыл бұрын

@@kazuki1350 Why?

@throne_glass1942

3 жыл бұрын

@@kazuki1350 because a baby is not a consequence, it's a gift!

So if Bella married and had a baby with Jacob then he would've fell in love with his own daughter 😂😂🤣🤣

@Serenade2461

3 жыл бұрын

That was the question I had when reading his explanation. That's a pretty standard question since she and Jacob almost got together but for some reason we aren't supposed to think about it that much

@val8076

3 жыл бұрын

Damn-

@lastminutewonder9602

3 жыл бұрын

Grosss

@real_lampcap

3 жыл бұрын

Oh jesus

@dipakkumarpaul8134

3 жыл бұрын

And then move to Alabama🙂

so basically, jacob fell inlove with bella's egg cell

@canvas_125

4 жыл бұрын

Alecs Jucutan and with Edward. The egg needs Edward too so it’s like-

@laylaellis590

4 жыл бұрын

Gross I'm gonna bargh

@cynicalaudax

4 жыл бұрын

@@laylaellis590 I'm gonna *bargh* too

@Serenade2461

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta wonder what would've happened if she chose Jacob over Edward. I would assume it wouldn't have been written the same way but still.

@lone8611

4 жыл бұрын

Serenade2461 Edward would’ve probably left, and when Jacob and Bella have a family years pass. Edward would’ve came back and fell in love with Jacob’s offspring making it yet another forbidden love werewolf/vampire; and the other person a werewolf if that’s she’s promised to.

Twilight, the thrilling story of one girls choice between Necrophilia or Bestiality.

@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'M SCREAMING!

@ghostlemons5793

4 жыл бұрын

OH GOD- *wheeze*

@supimpanda2312

4 жыл бұрын

Also pedophilia

@blkbarbie2671

4 жыл бұрын

James Fraser yeah that really pissed me off 😂 like she only considered him briefly while edward was gone in the books and her reasoning was if he’s not coming back would it be thaaaaaaat terrible to get with Jacob just to make him happy which is seriously fucked up talk about second best, but in the movies they made her seem way better and like he actually stood any type of chance haha

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

With a side of PedoGrooming!

“Fifty Shades is a Twilight spinoff?!” Even worse, it was a fanfiction.

@mishalmalik8474

9 ай бұрын

And 365 days a year was another movie made from a fanfiction of that fanfiction.

@Music_Movie_Fan_

8 ай бұрын

​​@@mishalmalik8474and this year The Idol lmao with the god awful acting from The Weeknd

Ok but if Jacob had a thing for Bella because renessme was inside her doesn’t that mean he had to have a thing for Edward too because they both technically had her inside....

@glitchsystem8597

3 жыл бұрын

omfg 😂😂😂

@deargodwhyamihere

2 жыл бұрын

Holy-

@rubisaldana9257

2 жыл бұрын

AHHH wtf grosssss

@notoriusbookworm48

2 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL

@markokrstic8795

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T FEED FANFICTION WRITERS

Disappointed he didn’t show the part Bella says “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!?!?”

@Joeyfrankentwinkscully

4 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Staller that was my favorite part outta the 5 movies. 😂😂😂😂

@gajeeI

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO brooo that’s the best part of the movie .

@lizzybuttons3832

4 жыл бұрын

Best part from out of all the movies

@Rainbow_Butterfly

4 жыл бұрын

Same. XD

@kraessie

4 жыл бұрын

THIS WAS MY FAVE PART WHEN I WAS A KID

just remember, no one hates twilight more that robert pattinson does

@peetasburntbread7919

3 жыл бұрын

Hemna Musunur lets just say... He was doing it for the money.

@priyachoudhary9896

3 жыл бұрын

Even the Harry Potter cast warned him not to do the movie, but he did it anyway. But he's come a long way now, so kudos to the new batman. Hope he does great.

@priyachoudhary9896

3 жыл бұрын

@@peetasburntbread7919 yeah...

@Iwannabeabby07

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea! Haha! I remember the interviewer asked him what he would miss in the set. He thought for a whole minute then said the face masks 😅

@captainjacksparrow1518

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Tenet, Robert Pattinson does an incredible job.

Bella looks more alive and acts more alive as a dead vampire than she ever did as a human

@divinelangene6813

2 жыл бұрын

So true, when she dies, that's when she lives

@TheMeta141

7 ай бұрын

well your muscles do relax when you die so maybe the stick slipped out

@captainbeidou

4 ай бұрын

@@TheMeta141BRUH IMAOOO

are we not gonna talk about how twilight was literally how i played barbies when the child goes from being a newborn to a teenager in an hour

@BenefitCounterbench

2 жыл бұрын

bruh that's how I played Sims

@idcam1173

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenefitCounterbench same lol

@shifatara9176

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah,and like those Hindi soap operas.The kid stays a kid for an episode or something,and next thing you know,it's a grown adult,

@takemyhand1988

2 жыл бұрын

@@shifatara9176 or like in arundhati where the heroine comes out of the pool as a grown woman.

@sarahgoesvroom

2 жыл бұрын

thats how i played with my stuffed animals... and barbies

I always wondered why Bella’s father never cared that their daughter became like 11 years old in like four months

@rachelkrampien8664

4 жыл бұрын

Ya. What did they tell him. That she had a growth spurt. Really was born like 3 months

@lolaclouthier4136

4 жыл бұрын

charlie never knew she was pregnant, he met her when she was grown and was told they adopted her

@nkane1120

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie was also the told that they were different and saw Jacob turn into a wolf so he knew they weren’t “ normal “

@ari3828

4 жыл бұрын

Thr books explained it better It basically said "Look charlie you can't ask questions, if you want us to stay in your life please just accept all the weird stuff without question"

@AmWhoCares

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that bugged me so much ! So yes they didn't tell him about the pregnancy and told him she was adopted but he still met her when she was a toddler and within a few month she became like 11 ! And sure Jacob showed him he was a werewolf and that she was something different too and that he couldn't ask but he's a fucking sheriff, shouldn't he be at least a little bit curious and investigative ??

This entire franchise is about two pedophiles and the little girls who loved them. That’s it. That’s the plot.

@yellowitdown1699

3 жыл бұрын

Vampire Diaries

@balsam4161

3 жыл бұрын

basically

@eihwaz359

3 жыл бұрын

Omg not really...well maybe...idk what makes an old person old?

@eihwaz359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sabiha798 yeah but is age determined by how oong youve lived on the earth or the state of your body or the state of your mind? What determines age? Like, im serious. Im actually curious

@eihwaz359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sabiha798 Smart aleck answer: well, technically, edward was only *alive for 17 yrs and then was dead for the rest of the time My actual answer: yeah, ok. Youre right

Also the fact that Bella and Edward became unhealthily attached to each other almost instantly in movie 1, and how the entire series revolves around what Bella needs and wants. Literally all the characters bend over backwards for her, and sacrifice everything for her...

@glitchsystem8597

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@patrickbateman4095

2 жыл бұрын

That's the same in tvd

@Jeremy-wp4yh

Жыл бұрын

​@@patrickbateman4095 tvd had more logic than twilight

@shawnamiller191

7 ай бұрын

Half the dialogue from Edward in the first sounds like an abusive guy telling a girl to stay away

Girl- "Edward Cullen, totally gorgeous obviously" KZread subs- "Edward Cullen, totally creepy obviously" Legit did that

@AnelleOakewood

3 жыл бұрын

It's because those aren't the KZread automatic subs, those were put in by Alex. It makes the video even better I swear.

@kulazu

Жыл бұрын

Also when Jacob called the baby "Nessy" the caption was "Ness from Smash Brothers" 😂

This series should have only been about Bellas dad. Hes the only normal person.

@JEDIPrincess12

4 жыл бұрын

He's the only person 😂

@starorcarina8525

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest the show would've been better if it was in bella's dad,Charlie,point of view

@Petaurista13

4 жыл бұрын

This serie sould have been abou Bella's dad trying to rise his mentally handicapped daughter who wants to date 100 y.o. natural killer. I mean natural picnic-in-the-middle-of-summer-day disco ball who suck people dry. I mean from blood.

@Petaurista13

4 жыл бұрын

@@starorcarina8525 "Honey, watch out, there is killer on the loose in our town." "Ok. Dad? May I go to my new friend's house? He is 100 y.o. guy who was breaking inside our house to watch me sleeping and his family's diet is based on animals' blood sucked from freshly killed pray." "Ok. But come back b4 supper... WHAT?" "See you dead!"

@starorcarina8525

4 жыл бұрын

@@Petaurista13 lol

Umm, am I the only one questioning the fact that he loved her unborn child from like three movies ago, even though half the baby would be in Edwards ballsac? No? Just me?

@joejonasfromcamprock886

4 жыл бұрын

Eva Aw im pretty sure everyone was questioning everything in this movie to be honest

@evaaw1910

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Noullett 😂😂😂true true

@charaasmrbullsht8594

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob just had a crush not only on Bella, but also a secret one on Edward 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@soph5071

4 жыл бұрын

HE HAD A CRUSH ON EDWARD’S BALLSAC!!! 😂

@notky848

4 жыл бұрын

@@soph5071 AHHH

I still don’t understand, *why did Renesme need to be cgi!?!* Not only the baby, but the toddler AND the adult version looked cg too. Like seriously why?

@quirkygirlboss

3 жыл бұрын

they had to make the baby be intelligent somewhat because renesme is "not like other babies" and did some things that they couldn't just "make" a baby do, the toddler was the actual actress and the adult was CGI as well because of time, the baby had to grow up in one movie

@quirkygirlboss

3 жыл бұрын

@@nn47_ XD

@kompalg4187

3 жыл бұрын

The baby wasn't supposed to look completely human, which I guess they succeeded at that anyways LOL. One of the first things Bella noticed in the books as soon as she birthed Renesme, and before she passed out, was that the baby had teeth and she actually smiled at Bella. Obviously, newborns don't have teeth. There were other "vampirish" traits too that I can't remember. Either way, the CGI was a huge fail

@littleolme7877

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, but imagine if they approached some parents and told them that they need their child for a story where a 17-year old werewolf falls in love with them... I would love to see that convo.

@redpanda6497

3 жыл бұрын

@@nn47_ The superior evolution of "not like other girls".

You skipped on the best part of the whole saga man. "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCKNESS MONSTER?!?!" I imagine them having so many takes cuz of Pattinson bursting out laughing every time.

Jacob loving a baby... *FBI open up*

@mollycharles7536

4 жыл бұрын

When the baby was a baby he loved her like mother likes a baby. When she grows up he's gonna actually love her (Which would be short time because the baby grows then stop aging at a certain age)

@reecejennings9637

4 жыл бұрын

By the time they get there, she's just an adult so they are so confused

@alykrause7857

4 жыл бұрын

Can I just say that rami malek is in this movie 10:00 or his magical twin

@Eternalsfan

4 жыл бұрын

Heavy Metal Kitten if you actually paid attention, you would know that it’s a supernatural bond that a werewolf has in this series. When the baby was a baby until it was fully grown, the character Jacob loves the baby like a parent loves their child. Once the child is fully grown into an adult, then it’s a different story.

@faycoleman9023

4 жыл бұрын

@@mollycharles7536 bruh even when she get to the age that it would be more appropriate to love her he is still gonna be older than her. It was creepy with Edward and Bella. Also Jacob can't completely stop aging he just ages slower. Eventually it's gonna look like a middle aged guy creeping after a teenage looking girl.

*Jacob to Edward* : “HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT YOU GOT THE GIRL, SO I GOT YOUR BABY!” 👾

@dumpling2492

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@Espeonchan

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this. 😂👏🏻

@Laramaria2

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I'm laughing so hard 😂

@sky-sx5gt

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@ImperialMJG

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

If Twilight had a genuinely happy ending it would have ended with Edward somehow becoming a human and living a mortal life with Bella. Being a walking dead frozen corpse for the rest of eternity isn't exactly happy in my opinion...

@itsuplike9947

3 жыл бұрын

I wished they went with a cure route.. like tvd or something... but they were trying to follow the book

@briankaslewicz6130

3 жыл бұрын

And give a character a meaningful sacrifice? Nah let's give this total liability of a girl vampire powers so OP she could one-woman raid the Capitol, say she sacrificed something & call it a day. That's like me saying I'd sacrifice my humanity to become the next Wolverine or some shit.

@itsuplike9947

3 жыл бұрын

@@briankaslewicz6130 she didn't even love Edward 😭 she loved his mysteriousness, and the powers he could give her. It was soo weird how he didn't feel used

@shanthishankar2772

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw this comment I was like 'exactly like the vampire diaries ending'

@judythepengu6158

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsuplike9947 i mean at the beginning it seemed like they both liked each other for the vampire part of edward, human part of bella, blood, mysteriousness, but in the ending where the power dynamic is more similar, they have a child etc it feels a lot more even and for the right reasons

Edward: **exists** Hagrid: yer a vampire, Cedric

@extrzq

Жыл бұрын

this comment>>😭

Nessy : who’s your ex girlfriend? Jacob : your mom Nessy: ahaha - that’s not funny Jacob : ...

@keisha1527

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOAA.

@archeronvogue

4 жыл бұрын

They wasn’t even together.

@rachelmcdonald7296

4 жыл бұрын

@@archeronvogue true but its still weird, like they kissed, he was in love with her and use to fantasize about her and imagine her naked so yeah that's gonna be one awkward conversation.

@RedRoseSeptember22

4 жыл бұрын

They never dated lol.

@kreign2020

3 жыл бұрын

Their was this filipino drama that they made that is actually like that. And it was... Ha ha ha .....

is no one going to mention the fact that renesme went from a baby to a 7 year old in like a month and Charlie was just like yeah that's kids for ya you blink and they're a fully grown human

@olyvia1380

4 жыл бұрын

i was curious about this too so i googled it- the general consensus is that he was aware it was weird but knew he shouldn’t ask questions. he knew that the world had supernatural kinda things starting in the scene with jacob transforming in front of him. so charlie just went with it. also, in the books, nessie was only around the size of a 2 year old at the christmas party vs in the movie she was like 7. it made more sense in the books.

@tps_emy2253

4 жыл бұрын

That's cz they told him that she's adopted

@olyvia1380

4 жыл бұрын

Tps_ emy22 well that just explains to charlie why he never saw bella pregnant. that doesn’t explain her rapid aging.

@singenstattatmen5096

4 жыл бұрын

@@tps_emy2253 Ah yes. As is well known, adopted kids - and only adopted kids - always grow 7 years in two months.

@risksandhope1849

4 жыл бұрын

@@olyvia1380 they explained it vaguely like the books if I remember correctly

If rensesmee was a boy, would Jacob become gay/bi? I’m genuinely wondering and this thought will keep me up at night.

@glitchsystem8597

3 жыл бұрын

i honestly get bi vibes from jacob anyways

@PC-qu7zk

3 жыл бұрын

@@glitchsystem8597 eh, I’m guessing that destiny is a thing in these movies and that’s the reason why the girl didn’t get together with Jacob because then he’d have feeling for his own child, dunno tho

@zoecolbert550

2 жыл бұрын

@@glitchsystem8597 before he cut his hair yes, after he cut his hair he gave off straight vibes😭

@glitchsystem8597

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoecolbert550 Yeah 😖😭

@lisarenata

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoecolbert550 exactlyy

5:01 Captions: proceeds to take clothes off for a while everyone wonders if it's not too late to switch to another movie

@serendaly2428

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@hunnykun101

3 жыл бұрын

XD lol

Tbh this is all Voldemort’s fault. If he hadn’t killed Cedric, he wouldn’t be a sparkling fairy that falls in love with a girl that’s secretly dead inside. Thanks, Voldemort...

@sanjeevani41

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaf

@sofiehungi6610

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Kaigirl27

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Tizontheska

4 жыл бұрын

Voldemort sunbaenim

@espressopatronum1271

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Thomas LMAOO

Nobody: Bella's animatronic baby: 👁️👄👁️ Edit: Excuse me? I forgot all about this comment and it blew up. Thanks I guess.

@cameronpeterson6734

4 жыл бұрын

Not animatronic but it's CGI I don't even wanna know what the animatronic baby would look like lol

@Stormyvrc

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronpeterson6734 he showed it in the video there was one its proably a clip from behind the scenes

@alilordoftheskies5079

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronpeterson6734 Did you watch the video all the way?

@chefboiardeeznutz9881

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Lavantte

4 жыл бұрын

Laser Mayonnaiser Dude. 6:16. That’s where he shows the animatronic. xD

Every Renesme joke 😂😂😂😂😂"Is this permanent?" 😂My absolute fave!

The leader of the Volturi reminds me of that one relative that everyone has and keeps the kids away from because he is creepy.

Can someone whose smarter than me explain why they couldn’t just use a real baby for this movie instead of creepy cgi or animatronics? Like seriously.

@stinkymart3173

4 жыл бұрын

nobody is sm0rter thaen oreot

@QuietEmptyVessel

4 жыл бұрын

The baby would keep crying and moving and doing baby stuff and that would ruin the scene everytime. Also, the baby wouldn't know what it has to do. For example, when baby Renesmae reaches for Bella's cheek to show her her thoughts. Does all of that make sense?

@morganmaciariello799

4 жыл бұрын

They actually did use real babies and children. They just put McKenzie Foy's face on them with computers. It's in the behind the scenes stuff.

@whatwho5286

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it would've been weird to cast a real child whose gonna have that type of relation with a grown ass adult. I think the makers of the movie thought that it would just be really creepy and would offend the viewers. Regardless imo its still stupid to make a literal NEWBORN have a relation with an adult🤮💀☠

@alaskakors1996

4 жыл бұрын

They wanted the baby to look vampireish and “aware”. Like the cgi baby looks like it’s understanding shit and engaged in the conversations while normal babies are just staring at random stuff and acting baby like.

YOU SKIPPED OVER “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER?!” Bruh?? 😂

@victoriabryer4710

3 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't skip Aro's laugh.

@fromthethirdplanet

3 жыл бұрын

That scene was so 🙄. What was she expecting when she named her baby Resumeme?

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that but Bella thinking that a nickname was more important than the fact that Jacob was a paedophile who'd imprinted on her daughter.

@peetasburntbread7919

3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Oestreich I was waiting for that.

@alexandram.6712

3 жыл бұрын

THATS MY FAVORITE LINE 😂😂😂

I love Michael Sheen. You can tell he was just having so much fun in his movie

@katerina6990

Жыл бұрын

He is a great actor he did an amazing job in twilight..I think if he hadn't taken Aro's role, the volturi wouldn't have been that interesting

Imagine Jacob talking to his and Renesmee's daughter: Jacob: Ya know I fell in love with your grandma and fought with your grandpa over her.

You know, Charlie Swans story, or even any of the other vampires stories, are so much more interesting than Bellas little arc. Remeber that Jasper was an Old West vampire that fought vampire Natives? Or that Alice was a schizophrenic locked in an 18h century asylum? And yet we got Bella and all her BS.

@farequinas5615

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, even Edward got his own interesting story when he went "Dexter" and killing a bunch of scumbags because he was rebellious and wanna try the taste of human blood.

@rosemaryvalenzuela5032

4 жыл бұрын

Hold up what abt alice

@1tsjustsofa

4 жыл бұрын

trippalita you know what story is interesting SHARK BOI AND WATER GURL

@Akyure

4 жыл бұрын

@@1tsjustsofa 😂

@1tsjustsofa

4 жыл бұрын

Akyure Animations am I wRoNg

i never understood why their daughter had to grow up so fast like they are vampires they have literally all the eternity

@sammyjammy6494

4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind she was half vamp.. but I also think of that to lol cuz she is half human but I still don't understand how she grew so fast😂

@gustavogomez4138

4 жыл бұрын

She was in a hurry to fuck Jacob! Lol

@lethalassassin1754

4 жыл бұрын

I never understood how she was born or made at all Edward is a stone statue with no moving parts of fluids and he's dead. Even if he somehow could get an erection which should be impossible he can't impregnate anyone. None of it makes sense

@zkassia8759

4 жыл бұрын

She needed to grow up quick so she could get with Jacob

@landendrake1696

4 жыл бұрын

@@lethalassassin1754 Unless Edward was in the first year of being a vampire then it makes a little sense but... he isn't so.

That animatronic baby bit had me weak 😂🤣

@kieranhair37

11 ай бұрын

Same. I love that this crew shot back-to-back movies about a dog person wanting to fuck a baby, but they looked at that animatronic and thought "well, THAT'S just creepy."

The subtitles are too precious

11:23 can’t believe you didn’t mention the fat that they’re both in the sun and neither are sparkly, I think the budget ran out for any body glitter.

@haley8484

5 жыл бұрын

True 😂

@keiramendes7602

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly did not realise that until you pointed it out. For a really popular film saga you would think that they would try to be as consistent as possible. Sticking to the book while giving it a decent original twist.

@cajasch

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that at the very end of the movie Bella steps into the sun on purpose and starts sparkling like they tried to cover up the fact that they forgot about it in the last two movies.

@lorenaf3573

4 жыл бұрын

Honey Lemon love the profile pic😂

@nelly3561

4 жыл бұрын

Honey Lemon I never noticed that hah

Is nobody gonna point out the super unfair choice of killing the mountain lion instead of the deer? C'mon, deer reproduce a lot and live in herds. Mountain lions are loners and most babies don't make it. Way to endanger a species even more, Bella.

@vicanella2959

4 жыл бұрын

TopsyTriceratops some of them like specifically hunted mountain lions in the books and it always annoyed me

@christabelorji764

4 жыл бұрын

Oml shut up

@vicanella2959

4 жыл бұрын

Christabel Orji and who are u lmao

@AmbyJeans

4 жыл бұрын

Vicanella Maybe they needed the extra protein?

@vicanella2959

4 жыл бұрын

Chalchiuhtlicue doubtful

Bella: Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine. The child:

THE SUBTITLES!!!! 😂😂😂 Edward laughs. No one: Subtitle: (laughs in anemic)

I cried when I saw the animatronic baby I haven't laughed this hard in years

@user-fc3dz6gw9c

4 жыл бұрын

I actually like legit cried lmaooo

@barnowl0196

4 жыл бұрын

So truuuu exactly what happend here

@yasminemixon5458

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking same lmfao

@hidof9598

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong.It was CGI

@yasminemixon5458

4 жыл бұрын

@@hidof9598 did you even watch the video??? They were originally planning on using a doll but it was too creepy so used cgi instead

You didn’t comment on Bella’s line: you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!?!? 😂😂

@autumnrose8858

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing 😂😂 its like one of the best lines

@shabaraliberal1804

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Dickens it was too ridiculous for him to comment 💀💀

@sagecrops7368

5 жыл бұрын

best one yet lmao

@agentstache135

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Dickens I feel like that happens a lot when KZreadrs cover this movie, idk why though, it’s such an iconic line and probably the most self aware part of any twilight movie

@nebulaentertainment3404

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, having a Plesiosaurus cameo in this movie might actually make me watch this weird movie of weirdness.

so when jacob and Res. have a kid, its gonna be a warewolf, vampire hybrid. That would be an unstoppable beast

@briankaslewicz6130

2 жыл бұрын

It was all a covert backstory for the Sparkledog OCs

6:48 I just realized that Alice's "I'm having a vision" face looks a lot like my "I'm about to sneeze" face 😂

@wafflecult27

9 ай бұрын

Now I can't unsee it fjsjfjdj

@Falconer22

7 ай бұрын

Reyskywalker, look up the Hillywood parody of "Breaking Dawn". Hilly is rarely attractive, but she plays Bella to perfection.

Teenager me: “don’t you dare talk about Twilight” 26 year old me: “yaaas, this is hilarious” 😂

@bunnymaiii4248

4 жыл бұрын

Kassandra Talavera so true!!

@karlalopez5521

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@christie8493

4 жыл бұрын

SAME! Lol!

@bitchpleaseiamunicorn7256

4 жыл бұрын

I love Twilight, but I still die of laughing every time I watch his videos

@kballesteros05

4 жыл бұрын

bitch please, I am unicorn SAME!

This is the kind of story that a 7-year-old kid would make up during playtime.

@shreyalsharma4074

3 жыл бұрын

yeah so daddy is a vampire he meets mommy mommy hates daddy then mommy loves daddy then daddy goes to get milk and never comes back then mommy brings daddy back ps i am in love with mommy's lover jacob personally i think mommy should cheat on daddy with jacob

@daydreamingstars2980

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you insult seven year old kids like that!

@shreyalsharma4074

3 жыл бұрын

verward aseksueel that’s true lmao

@artimist0315

3 жыл бұрын

Huh at seven years old you generally are not in making love romance right ? Or was I extremely immature for my age. Like at 7 you do not phantasm on like edgy sexy vampires right. More like on Disney princesses.

@lillianaoneal9231

3 жыл бұрын

@@shreyalsharma4074 You good?

5:56 I can’t 😂 I was like wtf is that baby 😂 and your reaction makes it 100 times better 😂 6:16 YOUR REACTION I CAN’T I’M WHEEZING 😂 THE BABY 😂 THE WAY YOU SAID " OW mY gOoDNeSsss " 😂

@kari8187

2 жыл бұрын

6:16 gets me every damn time 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭💀👻

@-Maya_The_Bee-

2 жыл бұрын

Re-watch that part with the subtitles on. Alex's comments are just... Amazing... ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alex:sees the animatronic baby Alex:dies

"The real half vampire baby was the friends we made along the way" -Alex

@loocie4636

5 жыл бұрын

You got likes

@emilia618

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get that.... can you explain to me please?

@ASpicyRiceCake

4 жыл бұрын

Shoddy Done m

Shows infant baby: that looks weird Shows toddler baby: what in the actual hell. How did that get in the final movie??

@yeontan7566

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a real child

@Kikiricki11

4 жыл бұрын

YOU NEVER WALK ALONE whoooosh

@jina8960

4 жыл бұрын

YOU NEVER WALK ALONE You nice keep going

@meghanrodriguez2393

4 жыл бұрын

shO0k

@artemis_mave3512

4 жыл бұрын

Bemy_ rin No shit, man

I feel like Jacobs character was ruined. The directors or author couldn't think of the reason for Bella to choice Edward and then just thought of that and said SURE.

I don’t understand how people think Edward is cute...he’s just a really pale stalker.😐

@yahely_gene9565

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO My mom said the same thing but she called him A Flour bag 🗿. I need someone to get me out of this house-

@tobiasburrell6055

2 жыл бұрын

@@yahely_gene9565 Flour bag. 😭🤣

@mandarinablue8438

2 жыл бұрын

They did Pattinson dirty. He is so handsome and they made him uhm ghostly ghastly

I expected you to mention the fact that 27 vampires sat in the same house for so many days,doing what?They can't even sleep

@jeremiahthepisces5493

4 жыл бұрын

Righttttt I always wondered

@hidof9598

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahthepisces5493,maybe awkwardly staring at each other all the time,like Edward and our main character :)

@jeremiahthepisces5493

4 жыл бұрын

I think they went some where and killed alot a few towns ova lol

@naughtscrossstitches

4 жыл бұрын

in the books they dealt with this by training for the fight

@britanicanoel8097

4 жыл бұрын

Hido F 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i was waiting for the “nessie?! you nicknamed my daughter after the lock ness monster?” scene. i really thought he was gonna make so many jokes from that one scene, such good potential

@crystala7x182

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that scene is so cringeworthy 😂

@helium1516

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@candice_ecidnac

4 жыл бұрын

Loch Ness*

@anakamcheva1371

4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett Anderson so close yet so far....

I know that they tried to make bella speechless when she sees her child for the first time, but her face is the one you make when you stare into a corner for an hour for no reason.

I love that in the books after Bellas turn she does get a hobby. It's literally boning Edward.... For the entire rest of the book.... Never ends....

I always wondered how on earth the vamps could control themselves when Bella had her period or whatever. Like remember the time there was a drop of blood and one of the vamps turned psycho? ahaahahha

@cnatarajan3572

4 жыл бұрын

They couldn't resist a cut... Forget her period...😁😁😁

@daisies667

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@flwrden

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god.

@michellez4983

4 жыл бұрын

MIND. BLOWN.!!!!

@mr.mafia_monopoly4644

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a different kind of blood, or at least I assume so because it’s the same way with sharks.

ok but how does Bella's dad not notice that the baby grew so much like in a month?

@avataube1698

4 жыл бұрын

adeeba wali he did bc she said something about it...

@kimberlyklaus7296

4 жыл бұрын

@@avataube1698 "He says "Oh, that's right...the adoption." But a few minutes later he says, "Bella...she has your eyes." And she's like, "Uh, er..."

@avataube1698

4 жыл бұрын

Kimberly Klaus yeah but then when him and his gf came and got her he said she grew over night or something of the sort cuz hes tryna piece it all together.

@kimberlyklaus7296

4 жыл бұрын

Ava Taube He did notice. Charlie knew something had changed about Bella, but Bella knew he could handle knowing about it.

@jama5336

4 жыл бұрын

He did notice. “She grew like 4 inches” they most likely take their daughter to visit like every year or something and make up an excuse

Can we talk about the subtitles please they are amazing “creepy piano music” “cool trombones and stuff” they’re just the best subtitles “just a face that floats in the air by itself but that’s cool” 😎

The fact that Bella got more pissed over the fact that Jacob named her daughter nessi than him falling in love with her

Alex spluttering about that animatronic doll baby is the best thing that has ever happened on KZread 😂😂

@heatherL4834

5 жыл бұрын

That was sooo hilarious. I was screaming!

@AlineBooneMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I was crying of laughter 😂😂😂

@ericatheempress6698

4 жыл бұрын

Yall should see the original design 😂😂😂

@AlineBooneMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Is there something even worse 😳😂? Didn't know that was humanly possible!

@nitrosherbert888

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the Seinfeld episode where they have an ugly baby

My therapist: The rennesme animatronic doll isn't real, it can't hurt you. The renesme animatronic doll: 6:24

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

@Nash Lauren So many movies try to be creepy. This child: ''Hold my beer.''

@abitsourrrrsorry4885

4 жыл бұрын

And here I thought sonic and cats are scary...

@HelloMsAnny

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S SO FUCKING FREAKY

@idontknowwhattocallthis8780

4 жыл бұрын

The original baby like when Bella first met her she was kinda adorable

@Dragonk116

4 жыл бұрын

*Grabs flamethrower* TIME TO KILL THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION

“If she leaves you for the father, there is always their daughter.” -Jacob probably

I just spent over an hour of my life watching all the twilight videos this guy made and i dont regret a thing yet...

The CGI baby was at least better than the puppet

@ELLE-zr3cs

4 жыл бұрын

ikr!! it's really cute

@ahaha6961

4 жыл бұрын

Oh God the puppet is so creepy

@shrimp3981

4 жыл бұрын

E L L E How is it cute...

@saschamayer4050

4 жыл бұрын

Really? You cannot be serious. Have you *seen* that CGI thing? 🤨 ... 6:15 😲😱🤢 Wait. What is *THAT* ?? 😵 Kill it! Kill it with *FIRE* 🔥🏹🔥

@harls_974

4 жыл бұрын

The fucking puppet made me screech when I first saw it

Who else feels bad for Billy Burke during Jacob’s strip tease? He has the look of ‘thank god this is the last one’ and ‘I should fire my agent’

@coderelease9145

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

@strawberrylime33

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right?I love Billy Burke.

@okii7501

10 ай бұрын

LOLLLL

@innocentnemesis3519

7 ай бұрын

YES omg, I couldn’t put my finger on what was so uncomfortable about that scene, but it’s totally the fact that Billy Burke is probably actually creeped out at the whole story irl like the rest of us are 😂😂😂 he’s breaking the fourth wall with that reaction

@shawnamiller191

7 ай бұрын

He did a movie with the director of the first one that had huge twilight vibes.

Is it just me who was so weirded out at the end of this movie when Jacob and Bella's child are 'grown up' and together Like 1. That baby was meant to be fully grown at like 7 and just look like a teenager for the rest of her life so when did Jacob decided it was okay to date her Haha 2. He helped raise her literally was around from birth and looked after her as a child GR00MER

“you nicknamed my baby after the lock-ness monster” is the funny line from this series! also i swear to god that damn imprinting bit almost made me blind i was so mad i get it’s “out of anyones control” i just can’t deal lmao

This literally feels like a poorly written fanfic found on the bottom page of Wattpad

@Mr.Wetherilli

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@valeriaoberhofer3842

4 жыл бұрын

I've read such a Fanfic like three weeks ago😂

@nonameless2

3 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as fifty shades or 365...tho they're all pretty...interesting😳

@kodamckenzie

3 жыл бұрын

it literally started as a fanfic of harry potter and romeo and juliet

@user-fo4gv7pk3x

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

"The last thing a parent wants to hear is their kid will be emo forever" DEAD

@holly.l7321

3 жыл бұрын

IT’S NOT A PHASE MUM!

@deargodwhyamihere

2 жыл бұрын

@@holly.l7321 you beat me by 5 months 😫

@priscillanotpresley

7 ай бұрын

I’m still laughing 🤣

Alex is the only KZreadr on here that can make watching Twilight more bearable and funnier.

THE CLOSED CAPTIONS- they are hilarious I mean-

Is it just me or does Bella look prettier as a vampire than a human???

@AnelleOakewood

3 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic!

@jessicamiebach1061

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s how it supposed to be. In the Books she is like a grey mediocre girl but when she turns she become super beautiful. Because all vampires are “super beautiful” as soon as they turn

@felicitas.c.

3 жыл бұрын

The power of make up

@camilabIacksun

3 жыл бұрын

That's the whole point

@diyakiran007

3 жыл бұрын

@@felicitas.c. And cgi too. Both were there.

Twilight is like a nightmare I would have after Cedric's death.

@tobithefaug3296

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@toolazytochangecringeprofile

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobithefaug3296 Tell me it's not true.

@tobithefaug3296

3 жыл бұрын

@@toolazytochangecringeprofile its not true I'm suddenly Jared, 19

@sadpotato7101

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me why I read that in Tom Felton's malicious voice

@toolazytochangecringeprofile

3 жыл бұрын

@@sadpotato7101 *shrugs*

05:11 I laughed too hard at this part

6:16 Alex's reaction is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

“Creepy uncle touchy vampire leader guy.” For the first time someone actually nailed Aro’s character. 😂

@juanastruck272

4 жыл бұрын

camdenthequeen creepy touchy laugh guy 😂

@Tyty-ze9dr

4 жыл бұрын

Fr! Aro is disgusting af! Always wanting to touch the hand like bruh 🤮

@peachycamie1013

4 жыл бұрын

Ty ty That’s his gift, he can see every thought a person’s ever had by touching their hand.

@Tyty-ze9dr

4 жыл бұрын

@@peachycamie1013 I know but he looked creepy while doing it. Especially for Nessie lol

@leolion3323

4 жыл бұрын

Ty ty I know you were talking about the character but.. He’s played by Michael Sheen look him up, he’s actually the sweetest, nicest, softest and most chaotic person ever.

So he felt the attraction toward bella because of renesmee which was still in Edward's ehm ehm you know. Sooooo explain this.....

@0StrayGhost0

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob and Edward's fighting was just Jacob trying to fight the sexual tension between him and Edward's dick.

@l.i.l.i.t.h.

4 жыл бұрын

This is all sugar gay

@kataw0404

4 жыл бұрын

Bella's egg.

@nothanks8995

4 жыл бұрын

@@0StrayGhost0😂😂😂😂

@johannesseyfried7933

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanishasharma2909 As a Man, I can confirm that this is indeed where we store our Semen. Looks like somebody was asleep during Biology. ;) But back to the Topic: Jacob was in Love with a Girl that didn't even exist back then. Wouldn't it be more logical if he actively tried to get Bella and Edward to hook up, so...ugh...Renesmee could be born? Or what if he thought he was into both of them? After all, you can't make a Baby without the help of another Person.

Wait, the baby was born in three days? BELL CULLIN IS A SIM IT'S CONFIRMED.

When you turn on captions the little comments and quips just make thai so much better

Video: *Jacob stripping for Charlie to sexy music* Everyone: "STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY-"

@johnilarde8440

4 жыл бұрын

But what if Jacob imprinted on Bella’s Dad?

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnilarde8440 Still better love story than 50 shades of gray.

@kemi610

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeckjeck3119 Fun Fact 50 shades of grey is actually a twilight fanfiction that was made into a movie

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

@@kemi610 Somehow, I would be disappointed if it wasn't.

I'm choking! 😂😂😂😂😂 "We need to get your thirst under control." "I've been saying that since the third movie." 😂😂😂😂😂

@AmbyJeans

4 жыл бұрын

Should have been the second movie! Wasn't that the one where she was moping around in the forest?

@ItsKimOlson

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmbyJeans He left her and she went into a depression for about 6 months. Almost died 3x.

@johannesseyfried7933

4 жыл бұрын

@@ItsKimOlson It is a Miracle that Charlie didn't send her to a Psychiatrist after the first two Weeks.

Can we just appreciate that for Alex to do all the twilight movies, it took him roughly 480 hours give or take a few.... now that dedication. Thanks Alex keep it up

So, Edward loves Bella's blood, Bella loves Edward's powers and Jacob loves Bella's egg cell. And that is the entire story of Twilight. *cue awkward silence*

6:16 "OHHHH myyy gooodness...whats going on here" i am in tears i cant right now lmfao

@kittygangmimi

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best part, his reaction and his tone of speech was gold!

@valeristorms8566

4 жыл бұрын

I keep replaying it. It's that funny

@theambitiousduck

4 жыл бұрын

I've rewinded 19 times

@theambitiousduck

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaand it's the first thing I did this morning X3

@candy._.3274

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

Jacob: it was the baby that wasn't born yet it's not that weird. Me: hello 911?

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

911: ''Yes, how can we help you?''

@nattyg5174

4 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

@satellitestargazer2770

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hanson: Please have a seat right over there

2:16 oh no it’s baby lover 😂

To be fair, the imprinting situation was explained a little better in the books. Jacob wasn't technically in love with Renesmee, it was more platonic/protective (??) like the whole concept of soul mates thing I guess. Sigh, Stephanie Meyers 🤦🏻‍♀️

@sedmidivka

9 ай бұрын

I don't think there's a universe where you can explain it like it makes sense. because it doesn't make sense, it's the creepiest weirdest thing even written

@freyadavis3287

9 ай бұрын

@@sedmidivka 😂

Already watched before the reupload but I'm still here anyways lol

@Nakkita432

5 жыл бұрын

Hayley Munn lol I was watching it as he re-uploaded it

@meekonaleash

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@agonleed3841

5 жыл бұрын

hunh. thought that was weird

@iheartundertale2908

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@adidarshan1245

5 жыл бұрын

Same lol

See like, I never knew about the doll. I thought the CGI was the only idea... The smart idea.. but now I know they made a worse idea then that... I wish I never knew about the doll.. It was a simpler time...

@lasttoparty7570

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the fans and the haters were in consensus that Chuckesmee (that's what it's really called) would have been the worst.

@peaceleste

5 жыл бұрын

Idk if I’ve laughed harder than when I heard Alex’s reaction to it 🤣 That thing was terrifying!

@artmieseelizabeth8074

5 жыл бұрын

This literally made me laugh out loud 😂

@Nikkimomo

5 жыл бұрын

peaceleste I burst out laughing at his reaction because I was so confused by the doll xd

@petrifiedviewer

5 жыл бұрын

The actress for Rosalie said that the doll was super heavy and creepy. The doll's head would short circuit and move on it's own. Crew members have said that it turned to look at them a few times when they were talkkng about it or the character it played.

I still remember the resounding “oh!” In the theater when the war was revealed to be a vision all a long. It was so funny lol!

I remember being in the theater and everyone scream at the screen during the fight scene and then our shock when we found out it didn't happen we clapped when the bad guys were dying.

Am I the only one who read the books and remembers how one of Jacob’s friends “imprinted” on an actual human 2 year old? And how much worse that was?

@darlenecomp7363

4 жыл бұрын

Could someone please tell me what this imprinted thing is?!!!

@nejishadow

4 жыл бұрын

@@darlenecomp7363 essentially a soulbond. *Dramatic* The werewolves imprint on those they wish to be with forever! Apparently they have zero control over it, and they can only ever imprint once (I think? It's been a decade)

@darlenecomp7363

4 жыл бұрын

@@nejishadow ...oh ok thanks for the info!!..Got cha!!!😀

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

So there's precedent? Do we know HOW WEIRD THAT ONE WAS??

@tanishaivana8250

4 жыл бұрын

Not worse than what Jacob did...😂😂😂😂😂

How Bella "becomes prettier". -Has eye makeup

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@savvyloveshercat7053

4 жыл бұрын

AND SHE SMILES FOR 3 WHOLE EXTRA MINUTES

OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR ' ohhhh my goodness ' 😭😂