I think ER is definitely wearing basketball shorts in videos like this

@codywashereasmr7436

5 жыл бұрын

Isaiahawsomeone ahaaaa

@radspeed113

5 жыл бұрын

Isaiahawsomeone Or no shorts. That's what I would do

@nuttygeezer830

5 жыл бұрын

*only a rookie would make that mistake, he's wearing Ripped jean shorts*

@pd7454

5 жыл бұрын

*OMG HAHAHA I BET HE DOES*

@tightter

5 жыл бұрын

what if he's actually fully dressed *WE'LL NEVER KNOW*

Me: Good evening You, an intellectual: Good now

@tobobonobo

5 жыл бұрын

I, intellectualer: Bad odding.

@divinrth5187

5 жыл бұрын

tobobonobo would you like to play ROBLOX with me? i have great skills when it comes to the ROBLOX.

@Potato79207

5 жыл бұрын

@@divinrth5187 get away its DEAD

@MessiahGray

5 жыл бұрын

Nice, I'm the 1.1k Like

@toungee3503

4 жыл бұрын

*_Ahh, salutations my children_*

If my brain ever got melted, the first thing I would do is write a comment about what I would do if it got melted. Thank goodness it hasn’t come to that.

@drugenforcementadministrat6150

5 жыл бұрын

wait

@LoneDeveloper

5 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@Dark___Lynx4TM

5 жыл бұрын

wait a fuckin minute..

@skystoner5853

5 жыл бұрын

Wait.

@skystoner5853

5 жыл бұрын

Hol' up.

How can I focus/sleep when I'm too busy thinking about why There's a fruit called the grapefruit, when there's already one called a grape..

@foamydamphalo149

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe why the grapefruit is called grapefruit is because that it tastes like a grape but it is as big as a fruit

@xham5325

5 жыл бұрын

kill joy a grape itself is already a fruit... meaning that a grape is still as big as a fruit, if it is as big as itself. Which it is.

@VolatileViolet

5 жыл бұрын

What the hell is your username?

@ms.lahmiamass2626

5 жыл бұрын

😱🤗

@thenear1send

4 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I asked my mom the same question. We came to the conclusion that it must have been named by someone with a lisp who was trying to say "greatfruit". Cause that shit is great!

Good-now is a good term to use when you have over a thousand people watching you and have no idea what time zone they are in. It also saves time from saying "Good evening, morning or night."

@AlexTurbo

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the interpretation, *I was very confused*

@fiinalky9880

5 жыл бұрын

Forgets afternoon TriGerD

@SilentShadow07

5 жыл бұрын

Domo Domo Very clever.

@martinkrajscak4381

5 жыл бұрын

That feeling when most asmrists got requests to do longer videos...meanwhile Mr. Rift has to come up with a way to shorten them down :D

@bellinbluee

5 жыл бұрын

2B! :D

did you know that calming hand movements play on human psychology to make you relaxed? the human brain unconsciously analyses body language, and one sign of perceived hostility or friendliness is closed or open palms. that's why surrender signals are open hands up. basically, 'my hands are open, i'm not holding a weapon, so you can relax.' interesting.

@user-by6bt1mz3e

5 жыл бұрын

K4inan exactly closed hand means something pulled out the ass= danger. open hand means less danger pullled out of the ass. He’s really not wrong

@itzlunamoon5695

5 жыл бұрын

~factsverse presents~

@Potato79207

5 жыл бұрын

@@K4inan stop SAYING lies He is saying the truth

@BenG420

4 жыл бұрын

Basic body language and one of the most common and easiest to see

@xzgamer332

4 жыл бұрын

I've just read the comment and after that ER pulled out a drill. *Shit*

"I do want some of your brains left intact though" Thanks for considering me man.

@Kcs_-ez6rk

4 жыл бұрын

"You may come out of this with a very minor case of serious brain damage" Portal 2

@user-kn9yy3ee2p

4 жыл бұрын

Nice username

@panzercrewman616

2 жыл бұрын

He treated my brain like an apple. All he left was the stem

Don't you guys think it's so strange our brain refers to itself in the third person but the body it is in he refers as "me" ??? like, why do i call my brain "my brain" if i am my brain????

@refelecti0n128

5 жыл бұрын

Because you are not your brain, your brain is merely a part of your body, you are not your body either, actually there is no continuous ‘you’ in the sense that one commonly considers one’s self, who are ‘you’ in between thoughts? Where is the movie in between frames?

@nataliemarie4325

5 жыл бұрын

You are not your brain, you have a brain. You are the awareness behind your thoughts

@BigBeard

5 жыл бұрын

Well around every 7 years you become a whole new person, since all your cells are replaced by that time. New brain box yay!

@roomba_with_knifes6607

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Williams fuck off

@spongegobler3449

5 жыл бұрын

mah brain... mah soul

“Don’t be alarmed” *SOUNDS AN EXTREMELY LOUD ALARM*

@Ugli.

5 жыл бұрын

😁

@instagram560

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Fapsalot I read this as he said it and I think that’s beautiful 😭

@ewanstewart2001

5 жыл бұрын

"Don't be alarmed" Sure whatever you say. My brain doesnd eggs is tea...

@ashtridfranco5258

5 жыл бұрын

That rhymes

@fluffyluke1388

5 жыл бұрын

That's a real classic, Sir Fapsalot. I was about to do it, but then I saw your comment.

"I'm gonna try my hardest -" Me: You mean 'darndest' "No, my DARNDEST" Me: *chokes*

@diogoc1541

3 жыл бұрын

Bet you forgot you commented this, didn't you?

@obamakun877

3 жыл бұрын

@@diogoc1541 👳‍♂️

@Squiggypie

3 жыл бұрын

I've watched this video so many times, whenever I say something like "I'm gonna try my hardest," I instinctively follow it up with "nae, my darndest." Everybody always gets slightly confused.

@erfho8y

2 жыл бұрын

@@Squiggypie You: I am now my darndest She: ??

"There are no accidents, just happy mistakes." - Ross Bob

@OddsandEnds666

4 жыл бұрын

Just like you

@divinity1371

4 жыл бұрын

“Accidents are there no, mistakes happy just.” ~ Rob Boss

@asheru2649

4 жыл бұрын

Waymen

@plaguedoctor8180

4 жыл бұрын

"No are happy, mistakes just there accidents" - Bors Sob

@nobledamask

4 жыл бұрын

"{Meowing in fear of insane Irish gamers}" - Afraid Bob

This man just proved he is a certified alpha by saying “good now”

It's probably a bad idea to watch this at work while I've got people depending on me and my melted brain

@thelittlemrs

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335

5 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't be on ur damn phone to begin with. Ur suppose to be working

@jackeisen2204

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 chill

@asheru2649

4 жыл бұрын

dog person dang bruv chill

@Cohozuner

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 ok boomer

I think you melted everyone's brains because almost everybody here sounds like they're high as a kite rn

@joeybouwmeester6465

3 жыл бұрын

Well I sure am yea😂🥴

@somerandomdude1521

2 жыл бұрын

You expected otherwise?

The slower/quieter the sounds are the easier it is for me to fall asleep. Fast/ loud clicking gives me anxiety and keeps me awake. You are one of the rare ASMRist that keeps it slow ane nice.

@LeveyHere

4 жыл бұрын

Is the sea your bed? How do ships sleep?

@deletemii3312

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeveyHere on the ocean bed

@prestonreynolds4820

4 жыл бұрын

And how do ships type??

@Bees-In-a-Trenchcoat

3 жыл бұрын

I was really confused until I read OP's name lol

@DOMLEONOR

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

33:33 “Melt, melt, melt your brain, that’s all I want to do; merrily merrily merrily merrily, melt your brain to goo.” What a god-tier gem from uncle rift!

@user-hk7gu8un2q

6 ай бұрын

😂

@GXNG_SA

Ай бұрын

😂

The calming hand motions are my favorite. I suffer from invasive, persistent thoughts so my favorite thing is when you or one of your characters pulls bad thoughts/anxieties out and blows them off or flicks them away. Some of your videos, like this one, are therapeutic for me. Thank you so much, ER.

@princesstuesday5287

5 жыл бұрын

same here!! those movements are so relaxing and if I really get into a video it can start to feel like it’s really working

@spongegobler3449

5 жыл бұрын

EXTC!!!!!!

@tulatrippin

5 жыл бұрын

@@K4inan hi, I just saw your comment and I appreciate you reaching out for a conversation. Could you message me? I don't normally use YT for talking so idk how to send a private message

@tulatrippin

5 жыл бұрын

@TheArmoredGoldfish thank you for the recommendation. I'll check out their channel

@Burgundy_Bandages

5 жыл бұрын

E

Why is the meme community also the asmr community

@bradleypatin9235

5 жыл бұрын

Kolton Smith we’re on the spectrum.

@iamnadexey

5 жыл бұрын

It's because we all need help sleeping at night.

@the_protectorof_smols3563

5 жыл бұрын

Meme community is every community

@mattcyr2022

5 жыл бұрын

Same amount of letters.

@bellaah4426

5 жыл бұрын

Memers n’ dreamers

A literal sense of "BEGONE, THOUGHTS"

36:15 me stoned in my room at 3am waiting for my phone to charge after it died

@RedJigz973

4 жыл бұрын

dead

@doommageddon

4 жыл бұрын

No tomes drogas, toma zumitos.

@gayboifarti8140

4 жыл бұрын

PLEASEE LMFAOOOO

@user-kn9yy3ee2p

4 жыл бұрын

@@doommageddon toma tang

@swansonak5511

4 жыл бұрын

☠️

This is you trying your darnedest? Im scared to watch, i just woke up. 😲

@OGSinisterPotato

5 жыл бұрын

Two of my favorite artists in one place, this is a great moment.

@TehPwnerer107

5 жыл бұрын

Love your videos my dude

@drecorpal7337

5 жыл бұрын

I thought Dr strange died

@dr.bright659

5 жыл бұрын

I am waiting for this to hit 666 likes

@Lunalii_1

5 жыл бұрын

@@dr.bright659 it's on 666 likes

This doesn't sound safe not gonna lie

@LoserSnoozer

5 жыл бұрын

If anything, Dr. T isn't safe. Uncle E is safe because he is uncle E.

@george7184

5 жыл бұрын

Drii_ft E

@erickane8163

5 жыл бұрын

@@LoserSnoozer when has an uncle ever been unsafe in the history of ever

@LoserSnoozer

5 жыл бұрын

If they're uncle E, it's always safe. if they're not, it's very debatable

@aswisscheeseslice7184

5 жыл бұрын

*wot tf*

4:44 gave me flashbacks to when I had 2 dollar earbuds and the left side went out

@Wiegehtsgut

3 жыл бұрын

Been there too more than once

"there might be some law against melting someones brain" yeah it's called murder

@theeguy9022

3 жыл бұрын

Huh haven't heard of that one......cant be that bad if I've never heard of it

@dedotrongames6402

3 жыл бұрын

If you make a new country, you can legalize murder.

@panzercrewman616

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder what he does with what he melts. Does he eat it? Does he sell it in the black market? We will never know

@SewingMink160

2 жыл бұрын

Murder isn't a law

@OmgItsTheWigeon

2 жыл бұрын

@@dedotrongames6402 I think it's an international thing though... You can get away with it that easily :P

~TIMESTAMPS~ 00:00 brain intact 00:01 brain melted

@Kanade-gy6yf

Жыл бұрын

So accurate

@doritocoolranch

Жыл бұрын

Perfect summary

@voidinhabitant

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! I needed these three a long one!!

@Noperison

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@-S.F.K.

6 ай бұрын

Two years went faster than I thought... Wow. I thought this was a couple months old. I'm an idiot.

Me: *Wakes up with sleep paralysis* My sleep paralysis demon: 0:04

Er: asking me questions Me with my brain half way melted : POTATO

@gilles466

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 😂😂

3:20 - 5:20 Best tingles I've ever gotten Could you do a whole video like that pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

@funnymademelaugh4249

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty good

@RetroMaticGamer

Жыл бұрын

That segment alone makes this my most watched video ever. Single most powerful ASMR moment ever created.

@darrenchan2765

7 ай бұрын

def the best part cuz its more sensitive

22:55 thats what my dad says to me

@Hii-ec6nr

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@omaralqarachalohg772

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@goldenglee4819

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 69 likes

@fluxisdead2860

5 жыл бұрын

he is ur dad

@rigelsmith282

5 жыл бұрын

Golden Glee when you realize this comment means nothing now that there are 172 likes and this comment I am making will soon be like urs

Thank God I have my spare brain 😧

@owenguerrero8992

5 жыл бұрын

*fake*

@AirForceChad

5 жыл бұрын

You mean wallet

@itzlunamoon5695

5 жыл бұрын

yeah........... good luck if ur friend decides to play it in front of u lol

@michaelkoppie8151

4 жыл бұрын

Terry Madipuddy thank god I don’t have a brain

@catherinemartin1957

3 жыл бұрын

So you gonna tell us where you got that

*I used to be an asmrist like you, until I took a melting point to the brain.*

@jaxonmoon9815

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you, you're finally asleep. Got ambushed by that rift while crossing the border.

@yohomiechains8881

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaxonmoon9815 damn u insomniacs the Asmr community was better off without you Asmr KZreadrs were nice and lazy

@jackcobb2928

2 жыл бұрын

@@yohomiechains8881 lol I feel offended 🙃

@unity__3829

2 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, someone stole your tingles

@unity__3829

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackcobb2928 the talmor

My brain: literally melting through my ears Ep: this makes a nice sound, wouldn't you agree?

Today I didn't had such a great day. But this cheered me up! Thanks!

One Question. The hell's a Brain?

@stonersmind4785

5 жыл бұрын

How2Play 333 why is this fork a spoon

@RyRy-lb1wx

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sticking with stoners mind here

@stormwateruser5540

5 жыл бұрын

I know right? Its 2018 who the heck has a brain anymore

@ognjenivanovic7871

5 жыл бұрын

I believe I do my friend.

@yourbank376

5 жыл бұрын

Its 99% anxiety and 1% happiness

Thus far, you’ve been putting me to sleep for months now and you’ve helped me get over one of the biggest anxiety attacks I had prior to going to the hospital and getting Xanax. You’re the best! ❤️ One of your biggest Fans!

@jerrymouse6377

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ok gay boi

@bytetheproto1354

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerrymouse6377 pretty cring of you, ngl

When shirt movements sound like the ocean, I tingle the hell out.

ER’s wife: honey dinner is ready ER: 1 minute I’m melting someone’s head through a camera I’ll be up soon

It's funny how just nobody needs timestamps here everyone just enjoys the vid, without jumping forth or back

3:12 best part!!!!

all i can see is pepto bismol coming out of my ears

Am I the only one that can FEEL the sounds when he gets close to the ears? Just me? Ok.

@StoopidSageXVODs

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss, like in the beginning with the popping sounds near the ears, i felt that

@somerandomdude1521

2 жыл бұрын

Lay off the LSD, that should help

@FvckGrxy

2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomdude1521 lmao

@OmgItsTheWigeon

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was alone! But maybe it's the fact that I have very bass-sensitive headphones (yes I wear big-ass headphones to bed and I'm aware that it's weird so please don't tell me about it)

@w_h_y1112

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmgItsTheWigeon no judgment. Before I got Bluetooth earbuds I wore these BULKY headphones in bed It would bother the areas around my ears from friction but I was too consumed in n o i s e

"Just enjoy the video like you normally do." Bold of you to assume I can feel joy on a normal basis 😂

@tex8564

4 жыл бұрын

@@ouro-boros-808 Not Really, the Worlds going to shit and most people who have been born into this mess that we didn't have a choice in other than our parents wanted a pet Meat Bag, you've probably some form of Depressed...

@eeleroet434

4 жыл бұрын

@@tex8564 now thats edgy

@NisseVex

4 жыл бұрын

lmao edgy thinks anyone cares lmaooooo

@Cyrolia

4 жыл бұрын

It's no joke tho, teen depression rates are at a fucking all time high, and your laughing about it.

@eanschaan9392

4 жыл бұрын

@@tex8564 Bold of you to assume my parents *wanted* a child.

ER: I'm gonna try and melt your brain 1.2 M people: sure

He tried his darndest to melt my brain and he followed through. I will say I give the experience a 9/10 because my whole brain was melting I had to wait till next morning to comment

How can I think if the fork is a spoon without a brain?!

@mrmannova3212

5 жыл бұрын

Fork and Spoon? it's SPORK!

@copter12349

5 жыл бұрын

M E T A E T A

@stonersmind4785

5 жыл бұрын

W H Y I S T H I S F O R K A S P O O N

@nuttygeezer830

5 жыл бұрын

*IMAGINATION*

@RyRy-lb1wx

5 жыл бұрын

Puggy The Dog amazing

The "literal-understanding sarcasm" is just right on this one, and really damn funny! xD Good video and hope we meet soon to see the results! hehe

It’s 3:17 AM of course I can’t fall asleep and I have a headache but let me tell you....this man’s voice is my cure to my headache

You are by far my favorite ASMRtist. When you were setting up the bottles, and speaking directly into mic, I literally felt my entire body tingle. I’d love a video with only speaking into the mic that way. From one ear to the other. Just food for thought. You do amazing work, so thank you very much.

13:45 yes actually, whenever I do people ask if I've broken it I actually injured my right thumb once in line 7th grade and since then I've not been as flexible with it

@snekzoneone3811

3 жыл бұрын

*Pressing F for our fallen extendo thumb brother *

@lindholmaren

3 жыл бұрын

@@snekzoneone3811 pouring one out for my lost 90 degree homie

@snekzoneone3811

3 жыл бұрын

@Makaveli Killuminati I have met someone at school that could bend all of her fingers to the other side of her hand! You should have seen that sh*t

Are we just going to ingrore the: 'No accidents only happy mistakes'

I love rift’s channel because you can watch some videos of his and it can go from something like “mental health break and support” to “trying to give you a lobotomy”

Don’t think I’ve ever smiled and chuckled so much during a successful ASMR video that was also relaxing. This was great 👍

After getting done with another day of college classes, I definitely need a brain melt lol. This video came at the right time as always. Always love your work. ❤️❤️❤️

The dude can try all he wants, he wonf suseed in pelting mon blurb 🧠🧠🧠

I've probably watched this episode 20 to 30 times, it's super relaxing. It helps me sleep

normies: good evening me, an intellectual: good now

@mohammedullah5989

4 жыл бұрын

*ok*

My brain stopped working the instant I heard “Good now 🙃”

the man had me confused for a second when he said good now

Searched "Ephemeral Rift Brain" to find this video tonight and realized just how much you've done for my brain over the years. Thanks, Uncle E

Thank you for spending the time out of your day to do these videos.

Wow. You really outdone yourself Uncle Rift. My brain is now no more...

24:26 just reminds me of predators growling noise

@Heywood-----Jablomeh

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it does ....perfectly

@panterflow7488

5 жыл бұрын

Toxix Gaming you nailed it xD

@Deckardpr

5 жыл бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@Cloudy-ve1kn

5 жыл бұрын

omg

@atflossing18

4 жыл бұрын

My ass cheeks make this sound when I’m aroused

Anyone else from the ending of “I hope you are doing well” video? The transition is sooo cool, best ASMR channel to this date by far...

They're talking about you on H3 Podcast #80! It's the episode with Bert Kreischer.

@lampstealer613

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Petterson right when I saw this comment rift said “I know”

He: "Good now" Me: half of my brain is already melted

ER. You never disappoint. Another odd but amazingly soothing video. You are a master

It is really cool how this guy helps people fall asleep. So many people suffer from no sleep. Thank you for what you do for us who have trouble sleeping. I am a new Sub

Out of the videos of yours I’ve watched, this is your finest thus far :)

I sleep for 27 years you wanna know why? Because I watch an E.R video. Gives me the power to wake up and FEAST again.

@codywashereasmr7436

5 жыл бұрын

Pennywise The Dancing Clown you beast. Stay golden pony boy 😂

@RyRy-lb1wx

5 жыл бұрын

Pennywise The Dancing Clown Why do you not wear black on your suit do you not like the blacks are you part of the kkk

@mkateasmr

5 жыл бұрын

Welp, now I’m gonna have nightmares. 😱

@knockoffgroot4963

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna know How you can feast while dancing? Introuducing tasers "insert Phil swift meme here"

@AlexTurbo

5 жыл бұрын

Cringe

Is this a follow up from the last video?

@Farie0706

5 жыл бұрын

D.J. HATER that was what I was trying to say without going into a paragraph.... lol.... so thank you for answering

@DougKnox14

5 жыл бұрын

D.J. HATER you could’ve just said yes or no

@vernal.equinox

5 жыл бұрын

the beginning of this and the ending of the last are very similar, but they're not the same. in the last video he had glasses on. he is wearing the same clothes though, so maybe he just took the glasses off and did another take right after

@MrSpeedbuggy714

5 жыл бұрын

Nilmo Naggins AND....in the last video he was picking out all the items for the next video......but in this one, he used none of the items that he had picked out......except for the drill.

@lemonmunch5082

5 жыл бұрын

I see the brain melting works.

Most relaxing ASMR Video on KZread, keep up your great work.

tbh you're one of the only asmr youtubers I'll watch bc of how intense your videos are in terms of "brain melting".

It feels nice to hear the pen on paper rather than a pencil. The pen sound sounds smoother n' better, least in my opinion. The pencil usually makes my spine shiver, especially if it doesn't have a lot of led. Also those beautiful flame sounds on the match were brain meltin' Would pay for more of that.

Damn I must have watched this so many times that I haven’t got any brain left.

"There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" Aww, thank you!💜 You just described my conception

I always seem to fall asleep to the hand movements (it's very calming as intended) please keep adding them into your videos good sir.

Wow, this video's a year old already? It's one of the better ones IMO. The setup really gets the tingles........ tingling, I guess.

I started repeated what you were saying to my boyfriend in a whisper voice and he stopped me and said that you deserve a million subs

Your videos are so intriguing it’s almost hard to tingle sometimes. But then I do. Then I sleep.

Wow I love these concepts and ideas for videos! Keep it up

E.R : "Good now..." Me : *W o t*

ER: Can u do this with your thumb? Me: HELL NO!

After the part where he says good now has the best tingles ever. all 55 minutes and 12 seconds of it.

Honestly I love his videos he makes me fall sleep sooooo fast

his voice is so relaxing!

this guy can play any role, appearance and acting wise.

*I'm so glad I found your channel, what a blessing*

“I’m going to try my hardest, AND my darndest” Oh man he’s serious

I have a conspiracy... E.R IS AN INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE

Silver fox + suit = no sleep/brain melted

This is rift best video, hands down

I'm really glad you signed this one off for playing video games to while listening, it's so underrated a combination

9 year olds clicking off this video thinking he’s going to actually melt there brain

@thekrakenskrak4253

3 жыл бұрын

You must be one of them if you used the wrong “there”

@conortanner8258

3 жыл бұрын

OhSoNerdy i’m 14 tf

@conortanner8258

3 жыл бұрын

OhSoNerdy and i used the wrong there bc i’m an intellectual

0:00 me coming in front of the class to show My group's project and I did 99% of the work

Loved the bottle cap sounds with the glass bottle and the corc

Oh my god I fell asleep halfway through this it was amazing

Thank you so much!!🌹🌹🌹

Wow. I have to admit, I’ve been watching this guy for so long and he is by far one of the most, if not the most dedicated asmrist on KZread. This guy deserves so much more than he has now!

Congrats on 700k, love the vids

I would honestly love if you made a video just based around that manual drill. Heard it in another video and instantly became mesmerized by the sound of it and looked for your other videos with it. A sacred object, indeed.