1:56 me at a multiple choice test i didn’t study for

@whitemonoblos3605

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@thomasloodts5977

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@nolanstevenson4386

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@ue3510

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@fyih5164

5 жыл бұрын

XD

ER: “Are you here because you are running from the feds?” Me: *sweats in tax fraud*

@fitzy6084

4 жыл бұрын

Ella is that you Yoshi?

@nopinappleshere8861

4 жыл бұрын

Sweats in lolicon*

@konekotoujou4816

4 жыл бұрын

Amazingpinapple i didn’t need that call out tonight

@deaconwilliams9664

4 жыл бұрын

It’s al Capone

@immaperson-zc8rm

4 жыл бұрын

Ella love the profile pic. Corgis are the best

“Your favourite fruit is not a vegetable” I mean the man has his job for a reason

@gamerbros3431

4 жыл бұрын

Are watermelons a vegetable?

@ChunkieBoy777

4 жыл бұрын

Gamer Bros I’m pretty sure they’re berries, same for tomatoes

@schpeltora1667

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamerbros3431 no because they have seeds

@markassbrownie214

3 жыл бұрын

Schpeltora But bananas are considered berries and they have seeds.

@woodpecker2545

3 жыл бұрын

Tomatoes are berries? All what school told me is a big lie ;-;

ER: "Let me guess, you're favorite dinosaur is..." Me: "He'll never guess" ER: "...Extinct" Me: "..."

@halleys.comett

4 жыл бұрын

Henri Brachiosaurus! Oh uh well uh yeah, extinct

@ObsidianSnake12

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously what is it? Mine is Dromeosaurus

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

Chicken!

@alexhaworth757

3 жыл бұрын

If it isn't longisquama - (or if you need an official dinosaur rather than a reptile, Troodon), then you are wrong

@thepizzatime3502

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah hes not wrong

ER:”Are you allergic to the sound of ‘yellow,?” Me: *sneezes*

@Nova-uj4rp

5 жыл бұрын

Yellow

@Nova-uj4rp

5 жыл бұрын

Yellow

@StarClay666

5 жыл бұрын

Yellow

@casedogg6260

5 жыл бұрын

Lemon

@joshmun9343

5 жыл бұрын

Same man that sound makes me stuffy and sneeze

ER : Is your birthday between januray 1st and december 31st Me : Show me your tricks wizard

@skrimp44

4 жыл бұрын

My birthday is on leap day so my birthday isn't between January 1st or December 31 except for every four years

@golden_xp_

4 жыл бұрын

Mines December the 32nd

@AerophiIe

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno Giovanna dude that’s epic

@lycaneen

4 жыл бұрын

I love how your pb fits

@ratif8298

4 жыл бұрын

Yo I finally found xQc outside of stream

Him: "you were not born in the year 1729, no 1728" Me (born in 1729): well I'll be darned

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

*F I C S*

@sophisticatedsheep8178

4 жыл бұрын

Tics

@springwater2225

4 жыл бұрын

If u where born then u wouldn't be alive

@springwater2225

4 жыл бұрын

@Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 don't swear

@BobBob-pj3qo

4 жыл бұрын

spring water r/whoosh

I love how we can't disagree with him so every question is right

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

I circumvent this by warping reality to personally tell him he’s wrong.

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

Note the fact that I don’t tell him specifically what is wrong and I don’t go back in time. I just appear

@cristianorozco9236

4 жыл бұрын

We?

@ShaqirMC

4 жыл бұрын

Cloudy _ shut up bitch

@cristianorozco9236

4 жыл бұрын

5ud who the fuck was talking to you fucking pussy

*Captain America enters the room and sits in chair* “So, you can’t sleep again...”

@foamydamphalo149

5 жыл бұрын

*Peter Parker in bed* "Yeah, wait didn't I fight with you and you said 'hey, New Queens, catch' and you Thor's hammer.

@sth02

5 жыл бұрын

I slept for 70 years, sir. Think I've had my fill.

@Killerbeast-hx5qp

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao this should be on sleep for the sleepless 2

@aidansmith4381

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@frost.bytten2023

5 жыл бұрын

@@sth02 yes.

“Let me guess, you were born in the year 1729” Captain James Cook: ... “Wait no, 1728” Captain James Cook: *WITCHCRAFT*

@gref3983

5 жыл бұрын

This easily one of the most niche comments I have ever made, low key surprised even for 10 likes ahaha

@human6310

5 жыл бұрын

He said "YOU WERE NOT BORN"

@ignorantaussiegamers

5 жыл бұрын

John Hunter: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD"

@ChuckNorrizHIM

5 жыл бұрын

Teacher?

@ChuckNorrizHIM

5 жыл бұрын

Or proactive googledian?

ER: Is the second number of your social security number... Me: Let me stop you right there.

@helmalanganke9631

2 жыл бұрын

Me : *answers with "maybe" *

21:42 "you seem a very complex interesting person" Me who only eats vanilla: mm hm

@ellisacamatah9031

4 жыл бұрын

Vanilla is the best flavor of all the flavors.

@themonsterunderyourbed7651

4 жыл бұрын

ahem vanilla bean

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

The Monster Under Your Bed How did you get a phone under there?

@themonsterunderyourbed7651

4 жыл бұрын

D C you ever wonder where your phone went? ;)

@sophisticatedsheep8178

4 жыл бұрын

@@themonsterunderyourbed7651 Where did it go after that 🙃

ER: your favourite dinosaur Is extinct Me: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

@DollarStoreAbomination

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! What about ARK? XD

@ZoFlowTV

5 жыл бұрын

Paha

@inthecourtofthecrimsonking9208

5 жыл бұрын

What if my favorite dinosaur is a fucking turtle?

@iyojimaanzu

5 жыл бұрын

Gio Gio yes 😂😂

@imdeadinside1552

5 жыл бұрын

@@DollarStoreAbomination Ark is best

Him: would you care for some clipboard sounds Me: if they needed me

@finn5286

4 жыл бұрын

Rift: starts tapping on clipboard You: hoops da fuq u doin

13:30 This is the funniest and most random thing I've ever heard on ER and i love it

@noodleboodle9750

2 жыл бұрын

But is motherfucker your favorite swear word?

@Raiko01

2 жыл бұрын

the unusual straightfowardness caught me so offguard i burst laughing

@yellostarr

2 жыл бұрын

@@noodleboodle9750 yes

@furbyslay4857

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DOES THIS MAN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE???

@kylejustkyle1976

2 жыл бұрын

Motherfucker dude, that was funny

He starts guessing at 11:20 , you’re welcome

@lillytessy7904

2 жыл бұрын

thanks

@quakey2341

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@alphawolf9503

11 ай бұрын

Thanks new friend.......😊

@dw_aboutit

2 ай бұрын

There are good people in the world. Thank you

Me: In bed ER: Your favorite ice cream flavor is... Rocky Road Me: (Eyes shoot wide open) This man is a wizard

@sansdeltarune7510

5 жыл бұрын

Error 808 Me: *locks door and closes windows*

@onceupxn

4 жыл бұрын

You're a Blizzard, Harry! I'm A wHAt? You're a lizard, Harry...

@AutoSearPin

4 жыл бұрын

It hit me that hard though

@mayat5735

4 жыл бұрын

I fr did this I was like how tf...👀

@mr.catman6911

4 жыл бұрын

Rocky road is for cowards, spicy ice cream is for real men

This is the type of video where you can make a meme out of every timestamp possible

@endermage77

5 жыл бұрын

Okey Time to start a meme making train Here's your first stamp: 2:41

@cara_melly

5 жыл бұрын

Endermage77 No one: Absolutely No one: Not a single living soul: Neurologists: “let’s just get your brain into the right state”

@cara_melly

5 жыл бұрын

Round 2: 16:16

@jcers

5 жыл бұрын

Idek anymore Nobody: Indian “tech support” workers:

@XGh0sT77

5 жыл бұрын

Idek anymore Nobody: Me to my crush:

"Are you allergic to the sound of yellow?" Me: No I'm allergic to The Sound Of Silence

@PredatorH2O

4 жыл бұрын

Hello darkness my old friend.

@xinsven

4 жыл бұрын

@@PredatorH2O bro stop. He gonna have a reaction

@Brandon_J

2 жыл бұрын

Because a vision softly creeping

@bubbasbasementparty4570

2 жыл бұрын

Left its seeds while I was sleeping

when you close your eyes, you can see... nothing damn, i think he got us lads

@sophisticatedsheep8178

4 жыл бұрын

What if I see people walking around when my eyes are closed (I'm serious about that why can I see people)

@madbird6338

4 жыл бұрын

5 thousand subs with no Videos that is called augmentative allursivititative hemorrhage apostonations meaning that whenever you close your eyes you see people walking as if you are on a street the ways people contract that is by reading this entire complete bullshit thing I just said cause I made this all up hoping you would think it might be something legit at first have a nice day.

@grant4150

3 жыл бұрын

*NOT IF IM ON ACID*

@thepizzatime3502

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedsheep8178 did you snort glue again? Ugh im getting annoyed with having to tell you to stop so much

@notbonald

Жыл бұрын

You can see the back of your eyelids

13:30 caught me off guard 😂

@JLawL

5 жыл бұрын

He's said far worse in his videos xD

@tinysquid8786

5 жыл бұрын

same

@Fatherlessbiped

5 жыл бұрын

HAhA He SaId A SwEaR WoRd!!! Bitch stfu you moist toenail

@vraj-fj9oj

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he went iggy manley mode at 13:30

@bretta.6926

5 жыл бұрын

Demonetized lol

Yes, as a matter of fact. My first name is *enduring silence*

@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705

5 жыл бұрын

HAHHSHAHHAHAHAHHA

@LupeSunglass

5 жыл бұрын

I have a hunch that your name is Eli...

@corbanoT.V.

5 жыл бұрын

Eli Daugherty heeey! We have the same first name! Nice!

@Uranium----...---23592

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey! *silence*" Someone: "Thats me!"

@calamari9469

4 жыл бұрын

i have no es

Ephemeral: "Your favorite video game is..... your favorite video game" Me: "YESS!! Damn your good!"

Him: let me guess your a half glass... full... Me: wow your finally right. Him: of jelly beans Me: 👁👄👁

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

Is he wrong though?

@chinmustache6420

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think I’m completely full. Half full of jellybeans, and half full of hot air

@F3yris

3 жыл бұрын

👁️💋👁️

@dr_climate

2 жыл бұрын

Uh Oh Yro'ue

@mangoman1096

2 жыл бұрын

@@chinmustache6420 half filled of jelly beans Half filled with my vomit

ER: “you are doing pretty darn good” me: *having war flashbacks*

@user-gj7hg1qs1l

5 жыл бұрын

*Fortunate son plays*

@brubbo0435

5 жыл бұрын

Holly shit its veitnom !

@barfer__

5 жыл бұрын

ender dude "vietnom"venom as a vietnam soldier or something? edit:veitnom noice

@brubbo0435

5 жыл бұрын

@@barfer__ it was from a mini ladd video just makeing a joke

@barfer__

5 жыл бұрын

ender dude oh u know mini ladd well ok

It bothers me slightly that this isn't called a Guesstionnaire

@kyleb5392

4 жыл бұрын

Gerald GERALDSON geez

@paulcarmi8130

4 жыл бұрын

Careful. Words like that are the reason "selfie" ended up in Webster

@perryerin

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like this, but it's got 420 likes and I can't be the one to ruin that

@johanngaming2956

3 жыл бұрын

I was your 666th like!

@smaxinade4022

3 жыл бұрын

it bothers me that nobody asked

ER: Your favorite videogame is your favorite videogame Me: WITCHCRAFT!!!

@maybecolton

4 жыл бұрын

peace and tranquillity ✌🏻

@jackbackln4432

3 жыл бұрын

NO! MINECRAFT!

ER: Let me guess, your home? It was and it was beautiful.

@sowfy9773

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ItsLiamItsThomas

4 жыл бұрын

Man I thought the same thing every time I heard him say let me guess😂

@Shummi_

3 жыл бұрын

*Godzilla had a stroke reading your comment.*

@leahmagee5220

3 жыл бұрын

Did they call you a madman too by any chance?

@ReturnMonke

3 жыл бұрын

Ee: let me guess how you look umm you have a nose, teeth,hair,and eyes oh wait i got it right

- Your favorite fruit is not a vegetable. - Oh, so close! My favorite fruit is actually an onion.

@kokoro2542

5 жыл бұрын

B-But a tomato is a vegetable

@lillianfox6848

5 жыл бұрын

*OH HELLO THERE!*

@user-db1fp2uq2c

5 жыл бұрын

My favourite vegetable is Nicolas the second

@inferno0_0

5 жыл бұрын

Николай ll?

@bertsteinich

5 жыл бұрын

@@inferno0_0 Но эти усики великолепны

I love how professionally he says "smencil"

@justthememelordsnextdoor9120

5 жыл бұрын

Cool Guy Syndrome 10 minutes later: HEY ITS SPENCIL

@lanel6099

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is that profile pic 🤣

@RusticAlarm

4 жыл бұрын

Pensmell would have really fit...

@foopthehoop3103

4 жыл бұрын

Narutario it’s a Thomas the tank engine face

@atomicbezerk7718

4 жыл бұрын

Foop The Hoop that’s angry Percy you uncultured swine

"Let me guess, you like your Hamburger with Tomato but without pickles or onions" If he did a lil switcheridoo he might have gotten me there

E.r "Let me guess you've given up hope that" Me: "Half life 3. That's never gonna be a thing." E.r. "Half life 3 will ever come out." Me: pauses video to casually panic then resumes video.

@smallcheesebread6531

4 жыл бұрын

Good news! You are wrong!

@georgekhidasheli4161

4 жыл бұрын

small cheese bread technically it’s not Half Life 3, and its a vr game unfortunately.

@smallcheesebread6531

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgekhidasheli4161 yes "technically" it is. Valve stated it's the prequel to the saga, meaning 3.

@Mr.Scott86

4 жыл бұрын

@@smallcheesebread6531 not really, it's a prequel but it's not titled half life 3 so therefore...

@smallcheesebread6531

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Scott86 prequel means a third of something my man

If you really want to fall asleep, take a shot every time he says "Let me guess"

@chickennugget8968

5 жыл бұрын

I did more than fall asleep. This is his spirit talking.

@fi3ndzzzx748

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken Nugget so chicken nuggets have spirits 🤔

@chickennugget8968

5 жыл бұрын

Fi3ndzzz x Oh yeah. Every time one of you hoomans eats us, a little spirit is freed from sits mortal shell.

@fi3ndzzzx748

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken Nugget never knew that nuggert man sorry :(

@ecksdee9260

5 жыл бұрын

Sodj his is whayt is lyike to bee drounk

I've got an idea, ER should make a google form with all the questions so we can actually answer. I think it would be really cool to see everyone's responses.

@InFiNiGhTe

5 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer outside of Google... Anonymity.. Or what's left of it.

@takumeme545

4 жыл бұрын

@@InFiNiGhTe google forms can be anonymous as long as the creator of the form makes it so. And i mean...wtf is google gonna do with this random ass info

@MikeHeemskerk

4 жыл бұрын

Takumeme more than u probably think

@pacooftaco

4 жыл бұрын

Great idea

"you are doing pretty darn good" "no" "am i right?" "no" "i guessed right?" "i said no."

@cuboider-rclv2585

4 жыл бұрын

"See?, I told you, professional guesser."

@felinediscipline

4 жыл бұрын

I just shrugged and went "I don't know" I'm the embodiment of Indecisiveness

@Ast3r_0id

4 жыл бұрын

Literally what I said lol

@bisexualbitch7335

4 жыл бұрын

Me, having posted a photo of me crying to instagram only a few hours ago to let ppl know im not okay while also definetly not wanting to communicate: i guess im doing...good

@austinmaxwell5069

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like what people would do with Dora Are you happy? (Me internally dying) no I want death I'm glad to hear your happy 😑

*gets through high school* life: 3:38

0:29 ER:you are doing pretty darn good Me: Yeah... I guess I am doing fine? Narrator: But he wasn't even doing fine.

@jasp9661

5 жыл бұрын

Fliyo MB it's not just me who read the narrator part in Freeman's voice... Right?

@justthememelordsnextdoor9120

5 жыл бұрын

Deld Deld youre not alone bud, not alone.

@thomasnolastname8734

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasp9661 Narrator: Damn I've been found out again

@washingmachine2233

4 жыл бұрын

Fliyo MB take that back Bc ur alive so be greatful

@massineben7198

4 жыл бұрын

@@washingmachine2233 nah

Mom: what degree are you gonna get? Me: *My guessing degree*

@dylantaslim7806

5 жыл бұрын

In resumé:'I specialize in hypothetical situations of luck that involve choices.'

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

I guessed you would say that

@hamsnadwich6767

3 жыл бұрын

I found a good collage too mom

@lavvinia855

2 жыл бұрын

porrakkkkkkkk

"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?" after losing my pet turtle: hell yeah better than ever bro

"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?" me, with an awful sleep schedule and depression: *no*

@mangoman1096

2 жыл бұрын

How you doing now? Hope it’s good.

@IvyLovesDrxy

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangoman1096 did he just go offline for this whole time?

@mangoman1096

2 жыл бұрын

@@IvyLovesDrxy i don’t believe so.

@itscc2004

Жыл бұрын

Hey dude…it’s been a while, are you doing better?

@mill4711

Жыл бұрын

I hope you're doing well now

The whole video is like this 1."Let me guess" 2.he guesses something 3."okay" 4.writes on the board

@gee_dubya

5 жыл бұрын

Spoilers!?!

@fykeryjuth9123

5 жыл бұрын

ya didn't have to spoil the plot twist

@human6310

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God a comment by an English teacher wow.

@izzyd3663

5 жыл бұрын

Congrats. You cracked the code

@Gustavoenderdragon

4 жыл бұрын

*let me guess, your home?*

ah i'm so rela-- wait did he just say "sound of yellow"?

Rift: How are you doing?- Me: Terribly Rift: Ah I know- Me: Rift no you don't Rift: You are doing- Me: Rift you're gonna be wrong Rift: Pretty darn good Me: Rift my family was murdered by the Zodiac Killer and my dog got tetanus from sniffing a rusty screw and my fucking leg hair is tangled and you now speak for me my individuality was stolen from me by you how could you betray me, then you started tapping on your clipboard Rift please your schizophrenia is getting bad you need to take your medication you stepped on your gold fish while it was in the tank and thought it was a pine cone in a forest please Rift just take your medication

@taminosmindbox1456

4 жыл бұрын

i guessed right?

@somerandomyoutubeaccount5895

4 жыл бұрын

Bot Ross? More like... BOB ROSS!

@marble4648

4 жыл бұрын

do you need to talk to someone about something

@corky4174

4 жыл бұрын

This comment and replies are gold

@onceupxn

4 жыл бұрын

.

Er: you are here because your running from the feds Me: takes 30 percs

@jasp9661

4 жыл бұрын

Daaaamn tough reference

@PoweredPR

3 жыл бұрын

30

“Are you here because you are running from the feds” Again I plead the fifth

@Lucas-dy5mt

4 жыл бұрын

You are very evil

@sen-station

4 жыл бұрын

a..again

@Alex-928

4 жыл бұрын

I remember you from another video

@Alex-928

4 жыл бұрын

Your this candy bar guy

@grant4150

3 жыл бұрын

@@sen-station yes, again

Rift's Son:Dad,why do you want to take my pencils??? Rift:.........For Job

@DragonFang409

5 жыл бұрын

TheSparkyWriter It makes it very professional

@domino5715

5 жыл бұрын

This is translated i assume

@PredatorH2O

5 жыл бұрын

Rift's son: Dad ,why do you want to take my pencils? Rift:Well.. Son: * cuts him off* Actually, let me guess......

@finn5286

4 жыл бұрын

Son: dad i hear you whispering to yourself at night are you okay. Rift:...*in the corner sniffing root beer smencil*... Im doing darn good Son:is that my smencil?

ER : lemme guess...when you close your eyes ... you can see... Me : he's not gonna guess ER : N O T H I N G Me : holy crap this man is a wizard

"Is your favourite dinosaour............ Extinct?"

Let me guess, someone stole your Sweetroll

@Sponker222

5 жыл бұрын

no lollygagging

@LittleShayman

5 жыл бұрын

Stop that... shouting, it's making people nervous

@victorautor2942

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, good old meme. Radom fact: "I got arrow to the knee" means "I've got married"

@ArwenLeigh

5 жыл бұрын

Keep your hands to yourself sneak theif

@kalatalokuu

5 жыл бұрын

Old but gold

"I got my degree in guessing." Sociology then?

@thesun5040

5 жыл бұрын

Norman Reviews Games 💀💀💀💀

@marseliennavoneschen912

5 жыл бұрын

Wish I could thumb up twice lmao

@normanreviewsgames698

5 жыл бұрын

in b4 death threats from sociology majors lol

@annyshkilionok2680

5 жыл бұрын

What a burn

@sth02

5 жыл бұрын

Theoretical physics

13:30 Did not expect that XD I burst out laughing at 2am

ER: there are cookie crumbs in your bed me, having freshly cleaned my bed and changed the bedsheets: excuse me WHAT

@noirody6256

2 жыл бұрын

*why would you eat on your bed?*

@reapervich4192

2 жыл бұрын

@@noirody6256 why not

*FBI in the corner of the room* You got the information yet?

11:33 are u here because Me:trying to sleep Rift: ur running from the Feds Me: that works to

@ecksdee9260

5 жыл бұрын

Hi sorry I'm a slight grammar nazi so in fact it is spelt (in these terms) too*

@snackychan420

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@imagination.junkyard

5 жыл бұрын

He knows more about us than we do

@Trev_Cruzfr

5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@IonicCreeperYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@ecksdee9260 I, a fellow grammar nazi, appreaciate you.

13:30. Thank me by liking this so more people can enjoy it.

I see a lot of comments None about how he is a lefty

@LS6272

4 жыл бұрын

Because it’s just not very interesting lol

@funkdungus839

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrastoth82 nah. wedding ring on his left hand, shirt buttoned left over right. unless hes wearing a ring on his other hand and a womens shirt

@isthisthefirsttime

3 жыл бұрын

@@funkdungus839 genius 🤓

ER: Let me guess... Are You Allergic to... Me: Nuts... He's gonna say nuts.... ER:...... Me: NUTS! ER: ThE SoUnD oF YeLlOw... Me: ......? (15:45)

@edvincambrand7546

5 жыл бұрын

You deserve more likes on your comment

@mysteriousman1302

5 жыл бұрын

Nani the frick

@enozlliks115

5 жыл бұрын

The sound of yellow

@Baljeet2005

5 жыл бұрын

Same though

@meestormeechel70

4 жыл бұрын

i can’t be allergic to nuts cause i’m gæyy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Rift- “Is your favorite swear word mother f**ker” Me- “It - it actually is, well mother f**ker”

@unwono

5 жыл бұрын

@Megan Rose tw-ee-t or c-rossai-nt?

@trintle4219

5 жыл бұрын

This is the internet, why the fuck are you censoring "fuck"?

@Romeo_da_Black_Rose_59

5 жыл бұрын

Fudge nuggets and crispy chicken how did he know

@irodsalt6490

5 жыл бұрын

@@trintle4219 I know right now we got wtf. What are you saying Wednesday Thursday Friday or what the fuck

@jiji7017

5 жыл бұрын

Me being French it's put🅰️in

ER:"you're favourite flavour of ice cream is...rocky road" Me: *well then*

Rift: Let me guess, you have four... Me: ... Rift: No... 2, nostrils.... In your nose. Me: ..Yes, that is correct! Me Later: *_Wait-_*

Wrong:23 Right:34 Yes I counted and it was hard to stay awake

@xinsven

4 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MEDAL!

@yaroslavstrikal1631

4 жыл бұрын

W23 R34 *Huh?*

@robbieengelhardt4419

4 жыл бұрын

A man of shear fucking will power

@Mars-xv9dn

4 жыл бұрын

He’s I man of focuse, commitment, and sheer fucking will

@PeppermintSpikes

3 жыл бұрын

*Rule 34*

Rift should have been a part of the avengers.. He would have guessed Dr Strange's 1 in 14 million outcome.. 😎

@Grigoris_04

5 жыл бұрын

He literally is dr strange

@nolanstevenson4386

5 жыл бұрын

He literally is dr strange

@dreverything5115

5 жыл бұрын

He literally is dr strange

@vraj-fj9oj

5 жыл бұрын

Omg i forgot he is dr strange

@endermage77

5 жыл бұрын

How very... Odd

ER: You're the kind of person that thinks the glass is half full Me: correc- ER: of jelly beans Me: they got us in the first part not gonna lie

Imagine how that one guy feels when finds out his identity was stolen for an amsr video

Wait a minute! You're writing down all this personal info like government id, and birth dates. Are you actually a very very patient identity theif?

@Fortniteyeeayuh

5 жыл бұрын

He can be he has a large audience so he's taking down hundreds of thousands at a time

@cara_melly

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is. Do you not see all the different lives he lives in the Rift world... they are all the identities he stole. Including Cthulhu

@digiorniboy

5 жыл бұрын

Idek anymore “Finally, I’m awake again! I can’t wait to see how society has evolved in my abscen- Frick, there goes my identity.”

@human6310

5 жыл бұрын

These comments would mak perefect sans ef thye wer'ent liek this comment.

@Extratyggis

5 жыл бұрын

Dude i have littearly gotten into my friends email by trying to know as much as possible about em and guessing their password from that. Badabing badabom and you got yourself a felony

The first one “you are doing pretty darn good?” Well yeah, I’m watching the rift right now! 🔥🔥😊

@Punkanova

5 жыл бұрын

Bearded Whisperer ASMR honestly it made me think about all the things I’m grateful for and why I should be feeling pretty darn good. 👌🏻

@manmanley988

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes lmao

ER: Let me guess, your home? Me: And it was beautiful...

hos tf am i gon sleep if u keep making me laugh. this man out here like aRE yOU alERgIc tO tHe SoUND oF YeLlOw?

20:39 Let me guess: "When you close your eyes, you can see ... ...nothing." Me: loool right

@nothingatall7943

5 жыл бұрын

HAHA IM BLIND SO I WIN HAHAHhahah....... *cries*

@westa8427

5 жыл бұрын

Well, but nothing is also a thing, because you can define it, so it actually exists, but only in your mind as abstraction and it still haven't been found in reality. When you close your eyes you see a black screen, but that black screen is actually a thing. Change my mind.

@sylvieshuu

5 жыл бұрын

Well I mean technically when you close your eyes you just see the back of your eyelids- _random crap nobody asked for okay I'll leave now_

@westa8427

5 жыл бұрын

@@sylvieshuu True. I'm a beginner in English so didn't knew how to say. Btw, how's life goin?

@sylvieshuu

5 жыл бұрын

@@westa8427 Good good, how about you?

13:30 had me dyin with his straight face...

@fleuriash

4 жыл бұрын

Overprotective Dad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@barnabusowl4252

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe nobody else commented about this

@emmajayde1334

4 жыл бұрын

daddd stop following me around!

@jordyn7470

4 жыл бұрын

Overprotective Dad I was temped to yell yes when he said that

@alextheturkey5695

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmajayde1334 ......what

I'mma be honest I fell asleep when he shook the first pencil.

Rift: "jellybeanss????" Me: slow nod and smile yes 🤣🤣 🤣

I don't know why but I really love this kind of asmr videos

@defensemechamismmode1501

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@adilaminigo2859

5 жыл бұрын

Roleplay asmr

@ijustshitmypants8301

5 жыл бұрын

@@adilaminigo2859 this is not role play asmr dude

@Boris-sc7pt

5 жыл бұрын

@@ijustshitmypants8301 i guess not exactly but it has the same vibe to it

@vascosassettipintoleite8506

5 жыл бұрын

I Just Shit My Pants it’s a professional guesser roleplay

*Whispering* “I’m guessing you have a huge Dong” “HA WRONG AGAIN SIR”

@ijustshitmypants8301

5 жыл бұрын

Can relate

@Kjca_1998

5 жыл бұрын

I Just Shit My Pants F

@BoneCC2

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe wrong for u

@infamoushacker4chan883

5 жыл бұрын

F

@luk1551

5 жыл бұрын

Cant relate with that sry

I don't even really like asmr but I could listen to this guy forever😂

He: let me guess your sixth Telefone number, thats hard there are Millions of numbers" Bro there are 10 numbers 0-9

@imamyth2691

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt that be 9 numbers tho instead of 10 🤣

@albertgissel454

4 жыл бұрын

Jay D3ADLY 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9. 10 Numbers

@imamyth2691

4 жыл бұрын

@@albertgissel454 oh shit u right ty

@sleeplesssaidai1295

4 жыл бұрын

Yung Trip Honestly had to count them too XD

@DarkPatt3rns

3 жыл бұрын

it's spelt telephone

i never thought an amsr video would make me laught but those first 3 questions made me chuckle

@thugpug4life496

3 жыл бұрын

Audio Meridian Sensory Response

him: "are you allergic to the sound yellow?" me: *disgusted with the brightness of the color* "y Es"

@JSoucy21

4 жыл бұрын

I read the "me:" sections vocal response in the tone Dane Cook uses to impersonate a speak n' spell.

@dingleberry8978

4 жыл бұрын

You tried way to hard on this comment

@halleys.comett

4 жыл бұрын

Oohhh so edgyyy

@PeppermintSpikes

3 жыл бұрын

Me, who is also sometimes disgusted by yellow, orange and red: :o

@jacobsmith7292

3 жыл бұрын

The visuality of the color is not relevant he was asking about the sound

13:30 that's so unexpected 😂

This guys got me on the relax, sleeping, being chill.

that pencil in the case sound, is literally amazing.

@raccban

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me? It's *smencil*

I derived a bizarre satisfaction from when he guessed wrong... as if there was actually a strong possibility he was gonna guess anything right

"...just to get your mind in that relaxed state." [door creaks open] *RED ALERT! RED ALERT!*

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

He needs you in a relaxed state... *so you don’t suspect a thing*

Wrong from the start rift. I’m not doing that well, I’m living in the 9 circles of hell to be perfectly honest.

@julialopez4872

5 жыл бұрын

Well, me too \o/

@bobik_xD

5 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to say you have a problem with weight?

@ChuckNorrizHIM

5 жыл бұрын

By golly you go deep enough you'll find them here already in a very niche existence

@YourCitizen

5 жыл бұрын

First time?

@thomasnolastname8734

5 жыл бұрын

If you ever have a chance, come see me; I'll be on the giant throne in the ninth circle 🙂

ER: "you are doing pretty darn good" Me currently on fire: "eh I can't complain"

@TheWhoamaters

5 жыл бұрын

"This is fine"

me and brother fighting - mum downstairs - shut up me to my brother after he kicks me -13:35

I‘d love to have his insane guessing skills for my next uni exams

“You have given up hope for a Half Life part 3.” Whoa, he’s in my head!

@brunique234

3 жыл бұрын

And then...

Yes I am very allergic to the sound of yellow, how did you know?

@TheRealReaper93

5 жыл бұрын

*h-how could you tell?

@IsabruhMoment

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it my sinuses are acting up now

@corbanoT.V.

5 жыл бұрын

I’m allergic to the smell of human fear. (That’s why I never go to haunted houses)

I kept almost falling asleep then laughing so hard I completely woke up 😂 absolutely brilliant

*To everyone confused at his strange questions, he did say 'guessing random things about you'*

ER: You are doingggg?..... me: Gosh I’m beat, I’m depressed, everything is just s- ER: I know! Pretty darn good! me: Dude.... okay.

@bobik_xD

5 жыл бұрын

he knows better

@Fellovidual

5 жыл бұрын

Immersion ruined

@legzef712

5 жыл бұрын

Same feeling bruh

@Punkanova

5 жыл бұрын

Big mood

@Goldstar990

5 жыл бұрын

Same literally

ER:Let me guess, your home? Me:It was, and it was beautiful Edit: To those bitching that I should've used "you're" instead of "your". I am just sticking to the original srcipt, all right?

@ludovicocontri1539

5 жыл бұрын

They will call you a madman

@Bananazu2411

5 жыл бұрын

At least it was before I f*ucked everything up.

@cornmoss638

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aunbomb

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bananazu2411 thanos in endgame : aw shit, here we go again

@henrybadger785

5 жыл бұрын

Godwin Balansag *Titan was like most planets...*

ER: “you are doing pretty darn good” “am i right?” Me a person struggling with depression: *in tears* Yes, how did you know?! I’m really good, i’m fine! Edit: peeps, 1. yes i am struggling with depression on a daily basis, so no it isn’t a joke (i wish). 2. I don’t need help lol it’s all good 3. This was a fucking year ago And last, i don’t know why i wrote this. It’s fucking cringe. Goodbye.

@sourcookie3113

3 жыл бұрын

why are you in depression?

@omer2936

3 жыл бұрын

@@sourcookie3113 it's a joke bro XD

@Tcoaal_is_Peak

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you said I can help 🥺

@therealmothman9386

3 жыл бұрын

Heh i wrote something similar, we have the same brain 🙃

@nataliebitar8766

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you're doing better

I was drinking root beer during this and when you picked the root beer one it sent my tingles mad, so cool!

ER: Let me guess. Your favorite Video Game is... Me: He might say a game i don't play. ER: Your favorite Video Game is your favorite Video Game Me: Seems Good Enough.

@neonthehybrid8047

4 жыл бұрын

... He's not wrong

This man was later murdered by Corvus, after it was discovered he stole his gloves.

@candlelightkid119

5 жыл бұрын

The corvus gets mad but made me wheeze dude

"Let me guess... You're doing... Pretty darn good?" *WELL YES NOW I AM*

I really like your sense of humor. You come up with such clever stuff.

Rift looking snazzy with that beard and man bun

@HaydenAlbarado

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Jeffson fat bastard (peep your profile pic)

@presidentist1653

5 жыл бұрын

@Kytrex r/whoosh

@dawazobrist5867

5 жыл бұрын

@@presidentist1653 r/ihavereddit

@jessec.6101

5 жыл бұрын

He's going for the look of the famous philosopher Alan Watts

@cosmicphoenix657

5 жыл бұрын

Ive only heard one person say snazzy and thats xCodeh